1 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:06,543 Huh? Amazing, right? 2 00:00:06,577 --> 00:00:08,590 - Yeah. - Bathroom. 3 00:00:08,624 --> 00:00:09,609 Bedrooms. 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:10,644 Nice. 5 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:13,335 Views of other bedrooms and bathrooms. 6 00:00:13,369 --> 00:00:16,307 I really appreciate you letting me crash here, bud. 7 00:00:16,342 --> 00:00:17,740 Are you kidding? You're doing us a favor. 8 00:00:17,775 --> 00:00:20,347 No flush Tony just moved out last week. 9 00:00:21,420 --> 00:00:22,489 You're sure this isn't a problem? 10 00:00:22,524 --> 00:00:23,590 Seriously, the best day of my life 11 00:00:23,625 --> 00:00:25,459 was when I heard you got traded to the rangers. 12 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,357 You're family. My place is your place, man. 13 00:00:27,392 --> 00:00:28,590 Technically, it's my place. 14 00:00:30,459 --> 00:00:31,693 Okay, and next time I say, 15 00:00:31,728 --> 00:00:33,662 "hey, let me help you with that," 16 00:00:33,696 --> 00:00:36,765 let's try "no thanks, I got it." 17 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,671 You look like an eater. 18 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:42,510 So, just so we're clear, 19 00:00:42,544 --> 00:00:43,710 the left side of the fridge is mine. 20 00:00:43,745 --> 00:00:45,512 ( Knocks on door ) 21 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,349 I got it. Tucker, come on. 22 00:00:47,383 --> 00:00:48,783 My brother and my best friend-- 23 00:00:48,818 --> 00:00:50,651 It's never gonna get any better than this. 24 00:00:50,685 --> 00:00:52,355 The three of us together, 25 00:00:52,389 --> 00:00:54,390 there's nothing that's gonna stop us. 26 00:00:58,796 --> 00:01:00,464 Except for maybe that. 27 00:01:03,435 --> 00:01:05,302 There's a baby on my doormat. 28 00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:10,740 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:10,774 --> 00:01:13,709 ♪ it's amazing how the unexpected ♪ 30 00:01:13,743 --> 00:01:16,812 ♪ can take your life and change directions. ♪ 31 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:25,684 where did it come from? 32 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,620 Danny: I don't know. 33 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,389 But whoever left it, they couldn't have gotten far. 34 00:01:30,825 --> 00:01:32,459 Stay there, baby. 35 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,493 Make sure she stays there! 36 00:01:38,667 --> 00:01:39,700 I'm just saying, 37 00:01:39,735 --> 00:01:41,468 for a woman who just had a baby, 38 00:01:41,503 --> 00:01:42,803 she moves remarkably fast. 39 00:01:43,839 --> 00:01:45,606 How could she just leave her here? 40 00:01:45,641 --> 00:01:46,674 Ben, you gotta calm down, okay? 41 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:48,810 I'm sure she's not even your baby. 44 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,483 Not so much, no. 45 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:58,685 And I've only been in town an hour. 46 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,421 I mean, I'm fast, but... 47 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,621 I'm not that fast. 48 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,290 This is not my baby. 49 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,457 Wait, wait, wait! 50 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:07,625 Guys, we got a note. 51 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:08,693 Her name's Emma. 52 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,730 I don't know any Emmas. 53 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,533 The baby's name is Emma. 54 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:17,536 Hi, Emma. 55 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:20,640 Hey, Ben. Did I ever tell you 56 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:22,709 about that hot waitress I went out with named Emma? 57 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,511 Danny, focus! 58 00:02:24,546 --> 00:02:25,546 The mother. 59 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,547 - Oh, yeah. - Who's the mother? 60 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:27,748 Sorry, um, 61 00:02:27,782 --> 00:02:28,782 Angela. 62 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:32,486 Ben and Tucker: Angela! 63 00:02:32,521 --> 00:02:34,321 - Of course. - That's right. 64 00:02:34,356 --> 00:02:35,322 Who is Angela? 65 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:36,557 She was nice. Actress. 66 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,558 That girl was crazy. 67 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:41,628 Does it say anything else? 68 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,330 Uh, she's sorry. 69 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:46,432 She didn't know what else to do. 70 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,733 And she just needs a little time. 71 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,368 Time? How much time?! 72 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:50,469 ( Knocks on door ) 73 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,704 And that would be the perfect amount of time. 74 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:52,705 Oh. 75 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,474 That's Riley. 76 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,675 I gave her a call while you were outside. 77 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,377 Riley? 78 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,412 Fatpants Perrin? 79 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,413 What's she doing here? 80 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,383 You have a friend named Fatpants? 81 00:03:03,619 --> 00:03:05,753 Oh, I'm definitely marking my food. 82 00:03:05,788 --> 00:03:07,622 No. 83 00:03:07,656 --> 00:03:09,491 Riley's in law school now. 84 00:03:09,525 --> 00:03:10,559 It took her a while. 85 00:03:10,593 --> 00:03:12,327 I guess the LSAT's kind of tricky, 86 00:03:12,362 --> 00:03:13,762 but trust me, she will know what to do. 87 00:03:18,436 --> 00:03:20,504 Ri-Gantor? 88 00:03:20,538 --> 00:03:22,472 Ben-wetter! 89 00:03:22,507 --> 00:03:23,574 Look at you. 90 00:03:24,609 --> 00:03:26,376 You look amazing. 91 00:03:26,410 --> 00:03:27,544 How did that happen? 92 00:03:28,646 --> 00:03:30,414 I may have lost a pound or two. 93 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:31,448 Hundred. 94 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,750 You sat on my head and gave me 95 00:03:33,784 --> 00:03:35,519 a concussion, remember? 96 00:03:35,553 --> 00:03:37,754 Tuck, Riley. Riley, Tucker. 97 00:03:37,789 --> 00:03:39,323 Hi. 98 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:40,557 Riley grew up across the street from us 99 00:03:40,592 --> 00:03:41,658 and used to kick the crap out of Ben 100 00:03:41,693 --> 00:03:42,793 every day of his life. 101 00:03:42,828 --> 00:03:44,762 Oh, and congrats on the law school thing. 102 00:03:44,797 --> 00:03:46,397 - Thanks. - Don't worry--I know a bunch 103 00:03:46,432 --> 00:03:47,632 of people that had a hard time getting in. 104 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:51,670 - Ow, ow, ow, ow! - Why did you tell him that? 105 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:52,771 ( Baby cries ) 106 00:03:52,805 --> 00:03:53,805 I didn't do anything. 107 00:03:56,609 --> 00:03:58,343 Oh. 108 00:03:58,378 --> 00:03:59,678 Hey. 109 00:03:59,712 --> 00:04:02,581 Hey, it's okay, princess. 110 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:05,651 Aren't you gonna pick her up? 111 00:04:07,321 --> 00:04:08,721 Me? 112 00:04:08,755 --> 00:04:09,722 What, you guys see breasts 113 00:04:09,756 --> 00:04:11,557 and instantly think mommy? 114 00:04:11,591 --> 00:04:13,526 ( Chuckling ) 115 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,694 Okay, fine. 116 00:04:15,729 --> 00:04:17,530 Hi. 117 00:04:17,564 --> 00:04:18,631 Okay. 118 00:04:18,665 --> 00:04:20,599 Come here, angel. 119 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:22,434 Oh. 120 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:24,736 ( Chuckles ) 121 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:27,440 Hi. 122 00:04:28,709 --> 00:04:29,809 Believe me, 123 00:04:29,843 --> 00:04:31,477 I know how scary it is to wake up 124 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:32,511 in a strange place. 125 00:04:39,685 --> 00:04:41,352 I'm just making conversation. 126 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:43,754 Are you hungry? 127 00:04:43,789 --> 00:04:45,489 I bet you're hungry, huh? 128 00:04:45,523 --> 00:04:47,624 Let's see what you got-- 129 00:04:47,659 --> 00:04:49,793 Is this all you brought with you? 130 00:04:49,828 --> 00:04:51,562 Oh, well, that's okay. 131 00:04:51,596 --> 00:04:53,364 We'll just send one of these boys out 132 00:04:53,398 --> 00:04:54,765 for provisions and-- 133 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,566 Oh... 134 00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:58,369 I think somebody needs her diaper changed. 135 00:04:58,403 --> 00:04:59,403 I'll go to the store. 136 00:04:59,437 --> 00:05:00,371 Yeah, I'm going, too. 137 00:05:01,639 --> 00:05:02,706 No. 138 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,275 ( Grunts ) 139 00:05:04,309 --> 00:05:06,744 Boys are so stupid, aren't they? 140 00:05:06,778 --> 00:05:08,380 Yes, they are. 141 00:05:08,414 --> 00:05:09,647 They're so stupid. 142 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,282 Yes, they are. 143 00:05:11,316 --> 00:05:12,617 All right, so then you just 144 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:14,618 stick the tabs down, 145 00:05:14,653 --> 00:05:16,420 and voila, 146 00:05:16,455 --> 00:05:17,655 she's good to go. 147 00:05:17,689 --> 00:05:18,656 Oh. 148 00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:19,657 Hold her while I get her bottle ready, 149 00:05:19,691 --> 00:05:20,658 - would you? - Uh, me? 150 00:05:20,692 --> 00:05:22,660 I'm not really a baby person. 151 00:05:23,729 --> 00:05:24,729 Hold her. 152 00:05:34,338 --> 00:05:35,338 ( Murmurs ) 153 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,475 Whee! 154 00:05:38,510 --> 00:05:39,610 Isn't this fun? 155 00:05:39,644 --> 00:05:41,345 There you go. 156 00:05:41,379 --> 00:05:42,580 All right. 157 00:05:42,614 --> 00:05:44,448 Want to maybe, uh, 158 00:05:44,483 --> 00:05:45,716 take a step over here? 159 00:05:45,751 --> 00:05:46,751 Is she okay? 160 00:05:46,785 --> 00:05:47,752 Uh-huh. 161 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:51,389 Have a seat. 162 00:05:51,423 --> 00:05:53,324 Oh. 163 00:05:53,359 --> 00:05:54,759 Nice and easy. 164 00:05:56,728 --> 00:05:57,828 Ah. 165 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:04,568 Is she having fun? 166 00:06:04,603 --> 00:06:05,670 Yeah. 167 00:06:05,704 --> 00:06:07,371 You guys look comfy. 168 00:06:10,742 --> 00:06:12,409 I can't believe this is happening. 169 00:06:14,479 --> 00:06:15,613 I'm not ready to be a dad. 170 00:06:17,415 --> 00:06:18,615 What if Angela never comes back? 171 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:19,783 Oh, my God, taste this. 172 00:06:24,322 --> 00:06:25,623 Yo. 173 00:06:25,657 --> 00:06:28,492 Chicken, carrots, and pasta. 174 00:06:28,526 --> 00:06:30,328 Okay? 175 00:06:30,362 --> 00:06:31,529 All in this little jar. 176 00:06:31,563 --> 00:06:33,431 ( Laughs ) 177 00:06:33,465 --> 00:06:34,499 It's like, gross, 178 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:35,700 yet oddly delicious. 179 00:06:35,735 --> 00:06:37,636 ( Mouths word ) 180 00:06:39,506 --> 00:06:41,574 Come on, man. It's gonna be okay. 181 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:42,609 How do you know? 182 00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:44,410 I don't, but it's all I got. 183 00:06:45,746 --> 00:06:46,747 Excuse me, 184 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,516 how old is your baby? 185 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:50,651 Oh, um... 186 00:06:50,685 --> 00:06:51,651 That's a good question. 187 00:06:52,754 --> 00:06:54,521 I met Angela at that party in the village... 188 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:56,456 - Mm. - And we dated for maybe six weeks 189 00:06:56,491 --> 00:06:57,457 before we were... 190 00:06:57,492 --> 00:06:58,725 Intimate. 191 00:07:01,762 --> 00:07:02,728 And she broke up with me 192 00:07:02,762 --> 00:07:05,297 pretty much right after that. 193 00:07:05,332 --> 00:07:07,399 I'm sure there was no correlation. 194 00:07:08,701 --> 00:07:10,368 So, we're into August now, 195 00:07:10,402 --> 00:07:11,736 and they take, like, nine months 196 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,271 once they're up and running. 197 00:07:13,305 --> 00:07:14,272 I think so. 198 00:07:14,306 --> 00:07:15,305 So... 199 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,410 ( Sighs ) 200 00:07:22,646 --> 00:07:23,612 Three months. 201 00:07:23,647 --> 00:07:25,448 Three months! 202 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:26,515 My baby's three months old. 203 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:31,720 Mm-mm. 204 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:34,390 - Put this back. - What? 205 00:07:34,424 --> 00:07:35,391 She ain't got no teeth. 206 00:07:35,425 --> 00:07:36,492 Put it back. 207 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:37,694 ( Softly murmurs ) 208 00:07:37,728 --> 00:07:39,596 So, the first thing Ben has to do 209 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:40,730 is take a paternity test. 210 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,366 ( Mouths words ) 211 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,667 I mean, 212 00:07:44,701 --> 00:07:46,669 though it's pretty obvious she's his. 213 00:07:48,372 --> 00:07:49,571 Same smile, 214 00:07:49,606 --> 00:07:50,739 same ears, 215 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:52,574 same little sparkly fleck of yellow 216 00:07:52,608 --> 00:07:53,709 in the iris. 217 00:07:56,646 --> 00:07:58,380 What? 218 00:07:58,414 --> 00:07:59,447 Do I have something in my nose? 219 00:07:59,481 --> 00:08:00,414 I know you guys think that's funny, 220 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:01,615 but it's not. 221 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,517 You like Ben. 222 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:05,318 ( Scoffs ) What? 223 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:06,453 No, that's insane. 224 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,354 I've tormented the guy every day of my life. 225 00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:09,355 Holy crap! 226 00:08:09,390 --> 00:08:10,557 You really do like Ben. 227 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,259 We're back. 228 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:14,494 Hey. Ben, you're not gonna believe 229 00:08:14,529 --> 00:08:15,495 what Riley was just-- 230 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:16,696 - Aah! - How'd it go? 231 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:19,299 You guys left 232 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,367 and I realized I should have 233 00:08:20,401 --> 00:08:21,368 given you a list. 234 00:08:21,403 --> 00:08:22,636 Why? I mean, everyone knows 235 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,504 you're not supposed to give a baby solid food 236 00:08:24,539 --> 00:08:25,572 until it's at least four months old 237 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,573 and sitting up on its own. 238 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,707 That woman was mean. 239 00:08:29,711 --> 00:08:31,578 I think we're all done here. 240 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,447 Oh, all right. 241 00:08:33,481 --> 00:08:34,515 Just one good belch 242 00:08:34,549 --> 00:08:35,582 and she's done. 243 00:08:35,617 --> 00:08:36,751 I think you can handle this part. 244 00:08:36,785 --> 00:08:37,752 What, me? Right now? Are you sure? 245 00:08:37,786 --> 00:08:39,588 Hey, Tucker? 246 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:41,323 Oh, okay. 247 00:08:41,357 --> 00:08:42,424 - Great. Danny? - Yeah? 248 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,425 - You're in charge. - Wait. 249 00:08:43,459 --> 00:08:44,560 You're not leaving, are you? 250 00:08:44,594 --> 00:08:45,595 - Yes. - No, I'll be good. I promise. 251 00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:47,330 I showed you how to do everything. 252 00:08:47,364 --> 00:08:48,631 Yeah, but I wasn't paying attention. 253 00:08:48,665 --> 00:08:49,665 You can't go. 254 00:08:49,699 --> 00:08:51,400 Ben, tell Riley she can't go. 255 00:08:51,434 --> 00:08:52,467 - You can't go. - Bye. 256 00:08:52,502 --> 00:08:54,436 Ooh, wow, Ben. 257 00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:57,572 I never noticed how sparkly 258 00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:58,773 your eyes are. 259 00:09:01,743 --> 00:09:03,277 Please, Riley. 260 00:09:03,311 --> 00:09:04,278 We'll never make it through the night 261 00:09:04,312 --> 00:09:05,279 without you. 262 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,284 ( Mouths words ) 263 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:16,357 Fine. 264 00:09:16,391 --> 00:09:17,425 I'll stay. 265 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:18,526 ( Sighs ) 266 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,660 ( Baby spits up ) 267 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:22,464 See? That's what I'm talking about. 268 00:09:22,498 --> 00:09:23,632 ( Chuckles ) 269 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:24,700 Right? Hey, she didn't spit up 270 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:25,734 on my shirt though, did she? 271 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:29,571 - No, looks good. - No, no, you're great. 272 00:09:29,606 --> 00:09:31,306 Brand new, bud. 273 00:09:31,341 --> 00:09:32,541 Good. All right. 274 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,544 I should be back by five. 275 00:09:46,578 --> 00:09:47,645 Wait. Where are you going? 276 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:49,313 Uh, work. I got a shift. 277 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:50,480 Wait, you couldn't get anyone to cover for you? 278 00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:52,416 Oh, see, that would have been a good idea. 279 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:53,417 Too late now. 280 00:09:53,451 --> 00:09:54,418 No, wait, bro. 281 00:09:54,452 --> 00:09:55,485 Tuck and I are not watching your kid. 282 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,187 Yeah. ( Chuckles ) The big guy's right. 283 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,321 I mean, there is no-- 284 00:09:58,355 --> 00:09:59,422 Hey! 285 00:09:59,456 --> 00:10:01,324 Thanks, man. See you! 286 00:10:01,358 --> 00:10:03,393 How does this keep happening to me? 287 00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:10,233 Whoa. 288 00:10:10,268 --> 00:10:11,234 ( Chuckles ) 289 00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:14,538 Oh. 290 00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:19,210 Wow. Very impressive. 291 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,278 And who said you had no discernable skills? 292 00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:22,546 I think that was you. 293 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,351 ( Sighs ) Riley, what am I supposed to do? 294 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:28,486 Well, there's not really that much we can do 295 00:10:28,521 --> 00:10:30,655 until Angela comes back. 296 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:32,224 But I think we should probably talk about 297 00:10:32,258 --> 00:10:33,625 the elephant in the room. 298 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,294 Which for once isn't me. 299 00:10:35,328 --> 00:10:36,695 ( Chuckles ) 300 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,631 How much do you want to be involved? 301 00:10:38,665 --> 00:10:41,501 I don't know what I want. 302 00:10:41,535 --> 00:10:43,535 Last year, I was doing construction. 303 00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:44,636 Before that, I was waiting tables. 304 00:10:44,671 --> 00:10:46,638 Now I'm flipping bottles. 305 00:10:46,673 --> 00:10:49,307 I haven't figured my life out yet. 306 00:10:49,342 --> 00:10:50,308 I'm not you. 307 00:10:50,343 --> 00:10:51,476 What does that mean? 308 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,244 Oh! ( Scoffs ) Come on. 309 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,378 College, 310 00:10:54,412 --> 00:10:55,513 law school, this... 311 00:10:55,547 --> 00:10:57,348 Transformation. 312 00:10:58,683 --> 00:11:02,186 You see what you want and you go for it. 313 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,654 Yeah. 314 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:04,689 Not always. 315 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:07,492 Oh! 316 00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:09,461 Ice down my bra. 317 00:11:09,495 --> 00:11:10,462 ( Sighs ) 318 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:11,563 - Hey. - ( Cell phone beeps ) 319 00:11:11,598 --> 00:11:13,299 I'm really sorry I sat on your head 320 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,400 all those times. 321 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:16,602 Angela's back. 322 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:17,637 I'm on break, man. 323 00:11:18,672 --> 00:11:21,373 I'm sorry I sat on your head. 324 00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:22,508 Smooth move, Fatpants. 325 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:23,542 ( Quietly ) Yes. 326 00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:26,545 Where is she? Where's Angela? 327 00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:27,613 First of all, 328 00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:29,381 she woke up the baby. 329 00:11:31,417 --> 00:11:32,450 Second, she wanted me 330 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:33,484 to give you that envelope. 331 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,553 You let her leave? 332 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:36,653 What's the matter with you? 333 00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,354 Oh, I'm sorry. 334 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:40,590 My bad, but I was a little preoccupied 335 00:11:40,624 --> 00:11:42,425 raising your child. 336 00:11:44,561 --> 00:11:46,729 Read it. I think you'll be happy. 337 00:11:48,265 --> 00:11:49,265 They're adoption papers. 338 00:11:49,299 --> 00:11:50,700 She's putting Emma up for adoption 339 00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:52,602 and she needs me to relinquish my rights. 340 00:11:55,606 --> 00:11:57,607 If I sign this, I'm not a father anymore. 341 00:11:57,641 --> 00:11:59,576 Amazing, right? 342 00:12:01,312 --> 00:12:02,445 Well, see, I'm not the only one 343 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,447 who's excited. 344 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,517 Yay! Whoo! 345 00:12:14,391 --> 00:12:16,659 So, I sign this and Emma has a new daddy? 346 00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:18,193 Pretty much. 347 00:12:18,228 --> 00:12:19,194 The letter says they already have 348 00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:20,296 a family lined up. 349 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:21,430 ( Knocks on door ) 350 00:12:22,699 --> 00:12:24,301 If I do this, 351 00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:26,236 if I let her go, 352 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:27,337 I don't want to hear about it. 353 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,440 I never want to talk about it again, okay? 354 00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:31,542 - Okay. - Okay. 355 00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:36,381 Where is my precious little grandbaby? 356 00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:38,317 Mom, what are you doing here? 357 00:12:38,351 --> 00:12:39,418 I'm a grandma! ( Laughs ) 358 00:12:39,452 --> 00:12:40,586 - Hey, ma. - Aah! 359 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:41,587 What is she doing here? 360 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:42,654 Did you tell her? 361 00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:44,556 I didn't even tell her I was here. 362 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:45,624 Oh, I'll get to you. 363 00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:48,528 Oh. 364 00:12:48,562 --> 00:12:49,696 Hi. 365 00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:52,332 Oh, she is just 366 00:12:52,366 --> 00:12:54,701 a big ol' pile of love. 367 00:12:54,735 --> 00:12:56,503 Yeah, I really don't think that's love 368 00:12:56,537 --> 00:12:57,571 that you're smelling. 369 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:01,475 Okay, who wants to explain to me 370 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:03,578 why I had to hear that I was a grandma 371 00:13:03,612 --> 00:13:06,314 while I was getting my nails done? 372 00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:08,450 That Jennifer Perrin couldn't wait 373 00:13:08,484 --> 00:13:10,185 to let me have it. 374 00:13:10,219 --> 00:13:11,620 Ever since that Fatpants daughter of hers 375 00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:13,422 got into law school she's just-- 376 00:13:17,428 --> 00:13:18,495 Hi, Riley. 377 00:13:20,631 --> 00:13:22,398 I didn't see you there. 378 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:25,268 You're so thin now, you should wear a bell. 379 00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:30,439 Oh. 380 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:35,277 Is this duct tape? 381 00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:41,282 We were having a closure issue. 382 00:13:41,317 --> 00:13:43,285 Oh, what, you couldn't find a stapler? 383 00:13:43,319 --> 00:13:44,352 Honestly. 384 00:13:44,387 --> 00:13:46,288 I can't sign those papers now. 385 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:47,289 It's not gonna happen. 386 00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:48,591 Hey, don't worry about mom. 387 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,226 You gotta do what you think is right. 388 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,361 I'll totally back you up. 389 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,362 What papers? 390 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,630 You're on your own, bro. 391 00:13:56,434 --> 00:13:58,335 ( Sighs ) 392 00:13:58,369 --> 00:13:59,670 Mom... 393 00:13:59,704 --> 00:14:01,271 I have some news. 394 00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:02,572 Yeah. You knocked up some girl 395 00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:04,207 because you couldn't figure out the basics 396 00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,308 of birth control. 397 00:14:05,342 --> 00:14:06,542 We're past that, honey, okay? 398 00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:08,410 ( Sighs ) 399 00:14:08,445 --> 00:14:09,411 Mrs. Wheeler? 400 00:14:09,446 --> 00:14:10,546 Bonnie. 401 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,547 - Really? - Mrs. Wheeler. 402 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,350 Emma's mom wants to put Emma up for adoption 403 00:14:15,384 --> 00:14:17,252 and for Ben to sign away his rights. 404 00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:19,286 Really? 405 00:14:20,455 --> 00:14:22,257 So you're-- 406 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,325 you're thinking about giving up this little girl? 407 00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:27,295 Yeah, I was thinking about it. 408 00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:31,199 Oh, good. 409 00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,200 ( Sighing and laughing ) 410 00:14:32,235 --> 00:14:33,302 Good-- what do you mean, good? 411 00:14:33,336 --> 00:14:34,470 Oh, Ben, honey. 412 00:14:34,504 --> 00:14:36,438 You can't begin to understand 413 00:14:36,473 --> 00:14:37,673 the kind of sacrifice it takes 414 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:39,341 to be a parent. 415 00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:40,442 When I married your father, 416 00:14:40,477 --> 00:14:41,443 and I had you two, 417 00:14:41,478 --> 00:14:43,245 I had to put my dreams on hold. 418 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,514 - What dreams? - Being single and childless. 419 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:49,486 Ben... 420 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,221 Honey, I love you, 421 00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:53,290 but you can't raise this little girl. 422 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,259 You haven't even finished raising yourself. 423 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:56,527 You can't cook, 424 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,396 you're barely paying your bills... 425 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,364 Honey, I still buy your pants. 426 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,604 This baby needs a grown-up. 427 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:10,372 You gotta sign those papers. 428 00:15:17,102 --> 00:15:18,114 9 am. 429 00:15:18,722 --> 00:15:19,689 She'll be ready. 430 00:15:19,723 --> 00:15:21,719 ( Phone beeps ) 431 00:15:21,969 --> 00:15:23,057 Done. 432 00:15:23,274 --> 00:15:24,341 Somebody from the adoption agency 433 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:27,177 will be here first thing in the morning. 434 00:15:27,212 --> 00:15:28,179 You okay? 435 00:15:28,213 --> 00:15:30,482 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 436 00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:32,217 Ben, if you don't want to do this, man-- 437 00:15:32,251 --> 00:15:33,351 It doesn't matter. 438 00:15:33,386 --> 00:15:35,321 Mom was right. 439 00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:36,355 I couldn't raise this baby 440 00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:37,456 even if I wanted to. 441 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:40,126 Bro, it's going to be okay. 442 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,161 It happened, 443 00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:42,162 you dealt with it, 444 00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,363 and now, like you said, 445 00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:45,264 we're never talking about this again. 446 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,501 I could have been a model. 447 00:15:50,436 --> 00:15:52,470 But you've seen your uncle Danny. 448 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:53,505 Yeah. 449 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:56,341 No body could recover from that. 450 00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,045 He was so big, 451 00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:02,413 I had to have a "c," "d," and "e" section. 452 00:16:05,451 --> 00:16:07,051 No, don't. I swear to God. 453 00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:08,319 - Okay. Okay. - No, I will hurt you. 454 00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:09,353 Okay. 455 00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:11,422 So... 456 00:16:11,456 --> 00:16:13,157 Did you always like Ben? 457 00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:15,125 Oh, my God, you're obsessed. 458 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:16,259 ( Laughing ) 459 00:16:16,294 --> 00:16:19,228 I don't know. Kind of. 460 00:16:19,263 --> 00:16:20,396 Guess I always thought maybe someday, 461 00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:21,431 but back then I just figured 462 00:16:21,465 --> 00:16:23,266 I was too fat, or too-- 463 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,468 loud, or too hairy, or-- 464 00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:28,404 Okay, we're not making a list. 465 00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:30,240 Well, you've grown to be a beautiful 466 00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:31,441 and successful woman-- I think you can 467 00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:33,411 safely move on from Ben Wheeler. 468 00:16:33,445 --> 00:16:35,113 Why would I want to do that? 469 00:16:35,147 --> 00:16:36,448 Uh, did you miss the part in the story 470 00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:37,449 about the baby? 471 00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:39,284 The baby he doesn't want to give up? 472 00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,387 If that's true, then why did he make that call? 473 00:16:41,421 --> 00:16:43,122 Because his entire family 474 00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:45,124 is telling him he can't do it. 475 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:46,125 If nobody believes in him, 476 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,160 how can he believe in himself? 477 00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:49,029 He can't do it alone. 478 00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:50,230 You don't know that. 479 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,132 ( Cell phone beeps ) 480 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,434 Oh, it's Ben. 481 00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,435 Your mom's about to leave him alone 482 00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:56,436 with the baby. 483 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:57,437 You're going? 484 00:16:57,472 --> 00:16:59,540 "Alone" is in all caps. 485 00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:02,276 Ow! Ow! 486 00:17:02,310 --> 00:17:03,277 What was that for? 487 00:17:03,311 --> 00:17:05,045 For making me talk about my feelings. 488 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,280 You know I hate that. 489 00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:08,048 And go easy on your brother, 490 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,150 okay? 491 00:17:09,184 --> 00:17:11,051 He looks up to you. 492 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,019 In his eyes, you have everything. 493 00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:19,391 Not everything. 494 00:17:22,061 --> 00:17:23,362 ( Bell dings ) 495 00:17:23,396 --> 00:17:24,396 Wait, wait, wait! 496 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,396 - Wait. - Oh, my God. 497 00:17:25,431 --> 00:17:27,332 You-- you gotta give me a minute. 498 00:17:27,366 --> 00:17:29,234 ( Panting ) 499 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:34,271 Maybe now I know why I was traded. 500 00:17:37,075 --> 00:17:38,375 You were right. 501 00:17:38,409 --> 00:17:40,277 I didn't believe in him. 502 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,079 I didn't think he could do it. 503 00:17:42,113 --> 00:17:43,447 So why are you telling me? 504 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:45,215 Because... 505 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,317 If you go in there and help him, 506 00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:48,385 he'll never believe in himself, either. 507 00:17:50,423 --> 00:17:52,358 Riley, Riley, Riley, Riley, please? 508 00:17:52,392 --> 00:17:55,294 She's hungry, or thirsty, or tired. 509 00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:57,463 I don't know, I don't speak baby. 510 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:58,464 ( Elevator dings ) 511 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,367 Tuck. 512 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,037 What is going on? 513 00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:05,071 Vanessa and I were at the movies 514 00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,138 when Ben called and said 515 00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,406 Emma's having some kind of meltdown. 516 00:18:07,441 --> 00:18:09,375 I don't think Emma's the problem. 517 00:18:09,409 --> 00:18:10,442 Tucker, I swear 518 00:18:10,477 --> 00:18:12,311 if you're not home in two seconds... 519 00:18:12,345 --> 00:18:14,146 I'm gonna eat all your food. 520 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,013 Tucker?! ( Groans ) 521 00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:19,016 ( Cell phone ringing ) 522 00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:20,050 Okay! 523 00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:21,318 Turn it off! 524 00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:23,487 ( Cell phone continues ringing ) 525 00:18:28,326 --> 00:18:29,460 ( Emma murmurs ) 526 00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:38,335 Okay. 527 00:18:40,171 --> 00:18:41,138 So, it looks like it's just gonna be 528 00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:42,239 you and me, huh? 529 00:18:44,143 --> 00:18:45,509 Guess we're really gonna do this thing. 530 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,013 Okay. 531 00:18:49,048 --> 00:18:50,182 Okay, Emma, hi. 532 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,416 Hi, baby. 533 00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:52,451 Come on, it's okay. 534 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:56,255 Please don't break, please don't break, 535 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,357 please don't break. 536 00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:58,358 Okay. 537 00:18:58,392 --> 00:19:00,994 Okay. It's okay. 538 00:19:01,029 --> 00:19:02,062 - It's okay. - ( Emma cries ) 539 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:03,430 It's okay. 540 00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:05,232 It's okay, Emma. 541 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,366 Daddy's here. 542 00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:07,368 It's okay. 543 00:19:07,402 --> 00:19:08,969 ( Yelps ) 544 00:19:09,004 --> 00:19:10,070 ( Emma cries ) 545 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,071 Aah. 546 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,106 It's okay. 547 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,244 I'm telling you, there is no way. 548 00:19:17,278 --> 00:19:19,279 Bodily functions make him queasy. 549 00:19:19,314 --> 00:19:20,414 He can do it. 550 00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:22,048 Where's your faith, man. 551 00:19:24,485 --> 00:19:25,452 See? 552 00:19:25,486 --> 00:19:28,087 Here you go. 553 00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:29,355 There. 554 00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:30,989 Okay. 555 00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:32,224 Hi. Hi. 556 00:19:43,502 --> 00:19:44,502 Hi. 557 00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:47,405 Emma? 558 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,406 ( Sighs ) 559 00:19:48,441 --> 00:19:50,175 Please eat. 560 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,177 Come on, Emma. 561 00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:53,312 Look, look, Emma, it's good. 562 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:54,379 It's good. 563 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:56,215 Mmm. 564 00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:00,352 Oh, total lie. 565 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,421 It's actually quite disgusting. 566 00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:04,256 No wonder you don't want to eat. 567 00:20:07,294 --> 00:20:08,394 Please eat. 568 00:20:09,462 --> 00:20:11,397 Come on, Emma. Just a sip, okay? 569 00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:12,398 ( Fusses ) 570 00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:13,432 Come on. 571 00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:16,035 Okay, come on. 572 00:20:16,069 --> 00:20:17,302 - ( Crying ) - Come on, you have to eat. 573 00:20:17,337 --> 00:20:19,405 I'm begging you. 574 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:21,073 Come-- 575 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,176 ( fusses ) 576 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:30,182 ( Murmuring ) 577 00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:39,056 What? 578 00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,091 You like that? 579 00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:43,427 Look what daddy can do. 580 00:20:43,461 --> 00:20:45,061 Huh? 581 00:20:45,096 --> 00:20:47,163 I do this at work every day. 582 00:20:47,198 --> 00:20:48,331 Huh? 583 00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:49,432 You want some now? 584 00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:51,267 You want some? 585 00:20:51,302 --> 00:20:52,368 Here it comes. 586 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:53,436 Here it comes, baby. 587 00:20:56,373 --> 00:20:57,339 ( Laughs ) 588 00:20:57,374 --> 00:21:00,108 Oh, my God, you're eating. 589 00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:03,011 Thank you so much. 590 00:21:03,045 --> 00:21:04,212 ( Cries ) 591 00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,246 Holy crap, 592 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:06,247 now I'm crying. 593 00:21:06,282 --> 00:21:08,116 ( Chuckles ) 594 00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,051 Crap. Don't say crap. 595 00:21:10,086 --> 00:21:12,220 Don't use swear words. ( Laughs ) 596 00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:14,456 Oh, I can't believe you're eating. 597 00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:19,395 ( Chuckles ) 598 00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:21,063 You're so cute. 599 00:21:26,831 --> 00:21:28,565 Hey, wake up. 600 00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:30,267 Dude, you're drooling on me. 601 00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:31,335 Oh. 602 00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:33,270 Ahh... 603 00:21:33,339 --> 00:21:34,271 Boo! 604 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:36,106 Ooh. 605 00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:37,675 ( Ben mimicking monkey ) 606 00:21:39,511 --> 00:21:40,444 Hey. 607 00:21:40,513 --> 00:21:42,179 Hey. You okay? 608 00:21:42,248 --> 00:21:43,247 Yeah. 609 00:21:44,582 --> 00:21:46,150 I think I want to do this. 610 00:21:47,419 --> 00:21:48,520 I can't let her go. 611 00:21:49,854 --> 00:21:51,121 I love her. 612 00:21:53,925 --> 00:21:55,292 Did you guys hear me? 613 00:21:55,361 --> 00:21:56,326 Yeah. 614 00:21:56,393 --> 00:21:57,326 Yeah, we heard you. 615 00:21:57,394 --> 00:21:58,361 You should probably call the agency. 616 00:21:58,429 --> 00:21:59,429 It's almost 7:00. 617 00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:01,532 Come on, mi amor. 618 00:22:01,598 --> 00:22:02,532 Here we go. 619 00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:04,809 Ooh, somebody could use a bath. 620 00:22:06,104 --> 00:22:07,871 Oh. You both could. 621 00:22:07,938 --> 00:22:09,105 I'm gonna go get a bottle ready. 622 00:22:09,173 --> 00:22:10,473 But I want to give it to her, okay? 623 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:11,474 We're really gonna have to get 624 00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:12,542 on some kind of schedule though. 625 00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:13,861 - For real. - What do you mean? 626 00:22:13,981 --> 00:22:15,445 Well, we have a baby now so I mean, 627 00:22:15,512 --> 00:22:16,713 we kind of have to be adults. 628 00:22:16,782 --> 00:22:18,449 Ben: Okay. I'll do the shopping. 629 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,518 Tucker: Okay, but let's talk about... 630 00:22:20,638 --> 00:22:22,400 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com