1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,600 ♪ Heartbeat 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:13,600 ♪ Why do you miss when my baby kisses me? 3 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:20,080 ♪ Heartbeat 4 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:26,080 ♪ Why does a love kiss stay in my memory? ♪ 5 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:41,280 ♪ Call out the instigators 6 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:46,480 ♪ Because there's something in the air 7 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:52,080 ♪ We've got to get together sooner or later 8 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:56,480 ♪ Because the revolution's here 9 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,080 ♪ And you know it's right 10 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:08,480 ♪ And you know that it's right 11 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:15,280 ♪ We have got to get it together 12 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:21,080 ♪ We have got to get it together now 13 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,820 I'd better get going. 14 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:35,260 It looks like I'm going to have to call into the office 15 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,240 before I catch my train to London. 16 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,840 What's so urgent? 17 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,060 It's a letter from Claude. 18 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,060 Greengrass? 19 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,000 Aidensfield Police. 20 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,440 Uh, yes Sarge. 21 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,840 Yes, yes, I know it. 22 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,240 Right, Sarge. 23 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,040 Burglary in the village last night. 24 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,600 So, er... 25 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,820 when will you be back? 26 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,640 Well, you tell me. 27 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:07,800 You know how it is with trials. 28 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,800 Well, in that case, I'll, er... 29 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,800 see you when I see you, then. 30 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,020 I miss you very much. 31 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:19,040 I'll call you, okay, Mike? 32 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,240 Yeah, thank you. 33 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 Thanks. 34 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,400 Oh, it's from Mr. Greengrass. 35 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,440 Oh, aye. 36 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,480 What's he have to say? 37 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480 Wish you were here. 38 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,620 By looking out that window, I certainly do. 39 00:03:48,620 --> 00:03:51,420 Oh, no, he's selling the house. 40 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,440 He's what? 41 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,840 Well, where are we going to live? 42 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,820 Oh, I go back to my mam's. 43 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:00,660 I thought he told you you could have this to the end of your natural. 44 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:04,960 Well, yeah, he did, but now he says that he needs the money 45 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,400 to buy a place of his own over there. 46 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,460 Oh, thanks, Claude. 47 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:16,040 I hope his lilo bursts in the path of a hungry crocodile. 48 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,440 Hey, now, you shouldn't say things like that. 49 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:21,060 I mean, what happened if something like that has happened to him? 50 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:25,000 Well, the crocodile wouldn't shed any tears, would he? 51 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:27,000 Here, Alfred. 52 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:30,420 Toy soldiers, Bradley? 53 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,860 Four boxes, Sarge. 54 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,060 What would any self-respecting burglar want with a few boxes of soldiers? 55 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,440 In this case, one who knew what they were worth. 56 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:40,460 It seems they were collector's items worth at least 300 quid. 57 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:41,300 I see. 58 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,600 All the signs are that this was our old friend again. 59 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,960 Well, no sign of forced entry? 60 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,020 Nothing. Just like on the other three jobs. 61 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,040 Terrific. 62 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,260 Hey, mate. 63 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,640 What do you think you're doing, digging holes in our front garden 64 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,240 without so much as a by your leave? 65 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,060 I've got a by your leave. 66 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,460 Not from us, you haven't. 67 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:12,060 I don't need one from you. 68 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,660 I've been instructed to sell this property. 69 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:17,860 And the reason I'm dibbling this all is to stick this in it. 70 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,840 Oh, well, as long as you know where you can stick it. 71 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,400 Any road, what makes you think anyone in their right mind 72 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,820 is going to pay good money for this dump? 73 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,200 Properties like that are becoming very attractive. 74 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:32,860 In fact, we already have at least two potential purchasers wanting to visit. 75 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:34,280 Perhaps three. 76 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:37,240 Insanity's that widespread in these parts, isn't it? 77 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,840 So I trust when they arrive you won't mind showing them round? 78 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:44,040 Oh, we'll be very happy to, won't we, Mr. Vernon? 79 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,440 Ecstatic. 80 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,660 My name's Foy, by the way. 81 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,660 Ned Foy. 82 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:05,160 Still no sign of this blasted fog lifting, then? 83 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,200 I'm afraid not. 84 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:08,820 As long as it doesn't decimate our game, that's all. 85 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,420 I shouldn't worry about that, Your Lordship. 86 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:12,660 After all, it's not every day we get a chance to play chess 87 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,260 against a future world champion. 88 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,440 This is the great man, then, is it? 89 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,260 Hardly more than a boy, actually. 90 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,960 Oh, well, I suppose genius makes its own rules about that sort of thing. 91 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,280 I just hope that this particular genius 92 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,060 doesn't find himself stuck in the fog 93 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:26,240 halfway between here and London tomorrow. 94 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,240 Quite so. 95 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,880 Anyway, Sergeant, let me show you why I've asked you to call around. 96 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:35,460 In here is the exhibition we're running alongside the main event. 97 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:38,260 Each of these sets is a genuine collector's item, 98 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:39,660 so they're worth a bob or two. 99 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,060 In fact, in some cases, more than a bob or two. 100 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,060 I'm sure. 101 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,960 So a police presence during the tournament 102 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,360 would be greatly appreciated. 103 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,800 And will be provided, my Lord. 104 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,840 Thank you. That's good. 105 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,640 Ashfordly. 106 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,600 Miss Young. 107 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:58,000 And as bad up here, I'm afraid. 108 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,400 But we will still be seeing young Leonid tomorrow, I hope. 109 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:05,060 I can't tell you how relieved I am to hear you say that. 110 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,040 Excellent. 111 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,480 Well, we'll see you both tomorrow, then. 112 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,440 And a safe journey. 113 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,280 Vorodin's English press agent who assures me that, 114 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,600 come hell or high water, 115 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,800 he's determined to be with us tomorrow. 116 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,860 That's the spirit, eh, my Lord? 117 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,600 What a way to spend an evening. 118 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:30,080 Sitting here, freezing to death, babysitting a load of chest sets. 119 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:33,600 Is this really why you join the police force, Alf? 120 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,060 Well, it could be worse. 121 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,660 How? 122 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:39,060 Well, could be outside, freezing to death. 123 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:42,240 You don't think we should have a bit of a walk round, then? 124 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,440 Well, I'd just got warm. 125 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,600 I used to enjoy a game of chess myself when I was a lad. 126 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,260 Ah, well. 127 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:57,640 You reckon the game goes back in the mist of history, don't you? 128 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,840 Very comical, I'm sure. 129 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:04,060 No, the only indoor game I was any good at, 130 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:06,840 was spin the bottle. 131 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,840 I bet you're rushed at that as well. 132 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,680 Not always. 133 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,440 What's that? 134 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:20,660 I don't know. 135 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:22,820 You'd better go and have a look. 136 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,040 Don't you think we should both go? 137 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,840 Do you think it's real? 138 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,000 Yes, sir. Lord Ashfordly has spoken to me. 139 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,060 No, I can't imagine how it could have happened, 140 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:42,600 not with my men right there on the spot. 141 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,140 Although it was very foggy there last night. 142 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,640 No excuse at all. No, sir. 143 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,440 Right, sir. 144 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,640 Goodbye, sir. 145 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,040 You two, my office, now. 146 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,240 Oh, hello. 147 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,440 Yes, I'd like to speak to Mrs. Bradley, please. 148 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,040 She's not? 149 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:27,280 Oh, um, well, could I leave a message, please? 150 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,000 Oh, it does seem a bit rough on you, though, Vernon. 151 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Claude go and sell the place on you like that after he promised David. 152 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,400 Well, if you lie down with dogs, you get fleas, don't you? 153 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,600 Which I'm sure is something you've discovered already 154 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,200 living in Greengrass's place. 155 00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:48,220 Uh, not to mention bedbugs and other sundry livestock, I expect. 156 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,420 So what will you do then, Vernon? 157 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:54,020 Oh, don't worry, Gina. I have my plans. 158 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,220 Oh? What sort of plans are they, then? 159 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,820 Well, one of the secrets of my success as a businessman 160 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,060 has always been the Scripps family ability 161 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:05,000 to turn adversity into opportunity. 162 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,080 Oh, yeah. And what sort of business have you been so successful in, then? 163 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,480 Gina, you are looking at a man 164 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,680 who has had successful fingers in many a dozen pies over the years. 165 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,480 Hmm. I can believe that. 166 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,480 Oh, Gina, I'm off. 167 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,080 Anybody want me? I'm with Lord Ashfordly. 168 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,420 Any dry yet, Bradley? 169 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:32,120 Well, it's almost certainly the burglar 170 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,020 who's carried out several other similar raids in the area. 171 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,020 How would you know that? 172 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:37,820 No sign of a forced break-in. 173 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,520 It's almost as if he's just walked in, 174 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,420 helped himself, and then walked back out again. 175 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:42,420 Oh, that's ridiculous. 176 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:45,460 This place was locked tighter than a drum last night. 177 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,000 As were all the other premises he's broken into, my lord. 178 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,620 - Oh, well. Thank you, Bradley. - My lord. 179 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,420 My dear Vorodin, you made it. 180 00:12:14,420 --> 00:12:15,620 Congratulations. 181 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620 Charles Ashfordly. 182 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,620 If I say I'd come, my lord, I'd come. 183 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,620 I'm Anna Young, handling publicity. 184 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:22,220 Miss Young. 185 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:25,820 This is Mr. Sychen and Mr. Zaikov from the Russian Embassy. 186 00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:26,420 It's a pleasure to meet you. 187 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,420 And you, Mr. Sychen. 188 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:31,020 And you, Mr. Zaikov. 189 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,080 Right. Well, come on in. Come. 190 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,480 Just up here. 191 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:44,480 Now, Leonid, we put you in this room here. 192 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,480 And Miss Young, we put you in here. 193 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,800 Thank you. 194 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:53,820 Gentlemen, if you'll come with me, please. 195 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,860 - Okay? - So far, it's so good. 196 00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:07,040 See you later. 197 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,040 Hello? 198 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,460 Oh, hello, Mr. Foy. 199 00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:27,480 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that'll be all right. 200 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:31,220 Oh, Mr. Vernon, he's not here at the moment. 201 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:35,240 Well, I can show him around if you like. 202 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,860 Oh, right, yeah. 203 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,660 Right. 204 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,800 Right. 205 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:46,840 So it's Mr. and Mrs. Tomlinson at half past three. 206 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,220 Oh, no. 207 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,800 No, I've just uh... 208 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,440 Right. 209 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,280 Right, that's it. 210 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:02,680 - ♪ You never talk straight to me - Hello? 211 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,680 ♪ It's all puzzles to me 212 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,680 ♪ If there's sense in what you talk about 213 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,480 ♪ I can never see. 214 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,480 ♪ If you don't want me to spend your life with you 215 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,280 ♪ Go and find someone new 216 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:23,260 ♪ Cause I know there's so many better girls than you 217 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,440 ♪ Puzzles hanging on my mind now 218 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,840 ♪ Puzzles, puzzles ... 219 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,440 I've been in this situation once before, 220 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,120 and let me tell you, it is quite easy. 221 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,400 It's four moves, and he will, 222 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,860 he will four moves, and he will make it. 223 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,940 It's only 40 moves. 224 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,040 What are you two doing here? 225 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,800 You were on last night. 226 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,000 We were. 227 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,400 Mrs. Ventress is hardly speaking to me. 228 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,200 It's not all bad news, then. 229 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,600 Just keep an eye on me. 230 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,220 If you seen me drop off, 231 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:06,840 just prop me up against the nearest wall. 232 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,600 Ah, ladies and gentlemen. 233 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,420 Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're about ready to begin. 234 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:16,640 As you know, we are honoured indeed today to have with us Leonid Vorodin, 235 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,000 fresh from his recent triumph in London. 236 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,820 So if we could start by giving him a warm Yorkshire welcome. 237 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:29,080 Now, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, 238 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:33,400 the highlight of today's tournament is when nine of you take on 239 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,420 young Leonid here simultaneously. 240 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:40,160 So those of you who've been unwise enough to have accepted this challenge 241 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,220 if you care to take your places, we'll commence. 242 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,840 Oscar, I didn't know you played chess. 243 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,640 Oh, aye. In my younger days, I was known as a tiger at the chess board. 244 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,400 - A tiger, eh? - Aye, burning bright. 245 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400 Good luck. You'll need it. 246 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,800 Hello, Arthur. 247 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,800 How's the painting and decorating business going? 248 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,000 It's all right, Mr. Bradley. 249 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,200 Look, um, Jackie was very pleased with the work you did on our bedroom. 250 00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:14,460 I'm not half as pleased as I was with the one he did on my garden room. 251 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,640 Oh, thank you, my lord. That's very kind of you. 252 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,460 Are you sure we can't induce you to have a go down with Mr. Vorodin? 253 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,860 Not me, my lord. 254 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,460 Our Alan here, he's the one with the brains in our family. 255 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,260 I can't think what he's doing, wasting his time working for me. 256 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:27,660 He should be down in Cambridge, 257 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,860 studying to be a, well, a rocket scientist or something. 258 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,000 Uh, Bradley. 259 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,640 Er, no further news about my missing chess set, I suppose? 260 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,660 I'm afraid not, my lord. 261 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:42,280 Hmm. Well, thank heavens he missed the Indian one. 262 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,440 That really is valuable. 263 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:50,080 - Oscar Blaketon. - Hello. 264 00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,220 Checkmate. Thank you. 265 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,480 There's a name for that. 266 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,400 - Oh aye. - It's called Fool's Mate. 267 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,440 Very funny. 268 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,260 And it's standing in a much sought-after spot. 269 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,200 Hello, Mr. Vernon. 270 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,820 This is Mr. and Mrs. Tomlinson. 271 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,040 And they've come to view the house. 272 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:45,960 - How do? - Hello. 273 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:46,620 Oh, right. 274 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:50,400 I've just been telling how it's, like, full of history and that. 275 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:52,400 Oh, it's certainly that. 276 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,600 And having an elevator. 277 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,400 Eh? 278 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,500 I think what my friend is trying to say, 279 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,240 it's in an elevated position 280 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,640 with commanding views of the surrounding countryside. 281 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,260 Well, thanks very much. 282 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,660 I think we've seen all we need to, really. 283 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:08,840 Oh, right. 284 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,960 Well, David, why don't you get a brew going? 285 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,640 And I'll show Mr. and Mrs. Tomlinson off the premises. 286 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,620 Oh, right. 287 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,600 Now, do be careful backing up. 288 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,300 Only we lost an entire horse and cart on all hands 289 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,040 only three months ago back there. 290 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:24,600 Really? 291 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,220 Oh, yes. It's the pits, you see. 292 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,020 The pits? 293 00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:31,040 Oh, yes. It's like a rabbit warren up there. 294 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,000 Not that the coal board would admit to it, of course. 295 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,200 I see. 296 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,260 Get in the car. 297 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,080 I think we call that a draw, don't you? 298 00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:42,020 ??? 299 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:45,820 [Russian] 300 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:47,820 [Russian] 301 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,420 [Russian] 302 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:53,220 [Russian] 303 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:58,420 [Russian] 304 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,240 You understand what I just said? 305 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,220 I think so. 306 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,120 What did he say? 307 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,680 You said that I had a real talent, Dad, 308 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,840 and one day I could be a champion myself. 309 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:45,040 Well, there's, uh, definitely nobody hiding under there. 310 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,260 Still showing no signs of lifting. 311 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:13,760 I just hope it doesn't interfere with our plans, that's all. 312 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,140 Don't worry about it. 313 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,140 The minute we get to Edinburgh, we can make our move. 314 00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:18,840 And there's not a thing they can do about it. 315 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,860 Yeah, I hope you're right. 316 00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:22,860 Come on. 317 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,640 And you're quite sure this is part of the set 318 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,840 that was stolen the other night? 319 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,840 Positive. 320 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,660 So where did you find it? 321 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,480 Right here, in the middle of my desk, when I came in this morning. 322 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,460 Along with this. 323 00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:02,200 And what does this note say, exactly? 324 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,000 Well, basically, it was a ransom note. 325 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,400 He wants 300 quid for the safe return of the chess set. 326 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,400 Well, what if Lord Ashfordly's not prepared to cough up? 327 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,240 Well, bye-bye chess set, I suppose. 328 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,640 Whoever left that piece on his desk must have been at the tournament yesterday. 329 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,280 Yes, well, so was half the population of Aidensfield. 330 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,400 What does his lordship think? 331 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,600 Well, he's prepared to cough up, Sarge. 332 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,680 And exactly when is this exchange to be made? 333 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,040 Well, according to the note, 334 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,640 he'll be ringing Lord Ashfordly sometime this afternoon. 335 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,340 Right. 336 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,680 I want immediate arrangements 337 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,080 for all incoming calls to Ashfordly Hall to be recorded. 338 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,080 See to it, will you, Bradley? 339 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,060 Right, Sarge. 340 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,220 Hello? 341 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,620 We're the Browns. Here to view the property. 342 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,000 Oh, right, yeah. 343 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,080 Come in. 344 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,600 ??? 345 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:58,660 Morning. 346 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,060 Hello. 347 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:03,860 Right, so this is the kitchen. 348 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:08,060 Which, as you can see, also doubles as the living room. 349 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,360 Not exactly straight out of the pages of Ideal Home, 350 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,800 but we like it, don't we, David? 351 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,200 Oh, yes. 352 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:18,460 And as for the problem with the sink over here, 353 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,440 I'm sure that can be fixed. 354 00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:23,620 Problem with the sink? 355 00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:28,060 It tends to back up from the septic tank. 356 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,080 Only when it rains, usually. 357 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,440 Let me show you round the upper level. 358 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,000 Don't worry about the creaks. 359 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:47,000 We have it on good authority that the dry rot is, in fact, treatable. 360 00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,260 Now, this is the master bedroom. 361 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,220 Yeah, it is a bit stuffy in here. 362 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,400 I'll open the window, shall I? 363 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,840 What's that dreadful smell? 364 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:21,240 I think it's what they call the ripe smell of the country, Mrs. Brown. 365 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,200 But where is it coming from? 366 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,400 Charlie Dibner's piggies. 367 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,660 Just over the hill there. 368 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,600 Piggeries? 369 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,680 Yes, but of course you can't see them with all this fog around. 370 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,040 And of course it doesn't smell all the time, 371 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,840 only when the wind's in the right direction. 372 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,300 Now, is there anything else I can show you, 373 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,020 or would you rather wander round yourselves? 374 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,260 I think we've seen quite enough. 375 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:44,680 ♪ It's so nice to come home 376 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,240 ♪ When there's someone waiting there for me 377 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,400 ♪ Someone that you love 378 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,260 ♪ When you've had your day 379 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,660 Oh, do you think we impressed them? 380 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,680 I think we made a very deep impression of ourselves, David. 381 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:06,260 ♪ I like the way you show me that you can 382 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,600 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 383 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,000 I wonder who left that there. 384 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,420 Get it shifted, will you, David? 385 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,600 ♪ Smile at me 386 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,880 ♪ And softly speak my name 387 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,080 [Russian] 388 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:31,480 [Russian] 389 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,800 What's happening, please? 390 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,200 I was just explaining that we can't get to Edinburgh in this. 391 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:40,000 Therefore, we have gratefully accepted Lord Ashfordly's invitation 392 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,680 to stay on for a further night. 393 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:43,400 But you'll miss your plane. 394 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,440 All planes from Edinburgh are grounded. 395 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,820 I understand your eagerness to get home, Leonid. 396 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:55,420 But what matters most is getting you back there safely. 397 00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:00,260 After all, you have become something of a national treasure. 398 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Hello? 399 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,440 Speaking. 400 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,880 I know it, yes. 401 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,440 Very well. 402 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,440 Right. Thank you, my lord. 403 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,240 Your Lordship will presumably be available to make the drop as requested. 404 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,280 You can leave the rest of it to us. 405 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,220 I'll show you the main bedroom. 406 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,660 Although between you and me, 407 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:24,200 we tend to refer to it these days as the haunted bedroom. 408 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,200 The haunted bedroom? 409 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,600 On account there've been some very funny things happening here lately. 410 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,840 What sort of funny things? 411 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,880 Creakings in the night, you know. 412 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:54,620 It's as if somebody was creeping around the bed towards you. 413 00:27:56,620 --> 00:28:00,600 Only when you pull the light on, there's nobody there. 414 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,640 Well, nobody you can see. 415 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,660 Really? 416 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:08,880 Of course, I haven't experienced the phenomena myself. 417 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:14,020 But David downstairs, he reckons he's seen the ghost many times. 418 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:14,820 Oh. 419 00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,200 Yes, great big hairy thing it is. 420 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:22,400 Comes shambling through from that wall and goes out here. 421 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,200 Of course, David won't sleep in this room now. 422 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,220 And the dog won't come near. 423 00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,680 Whose ghost do you think it might be? 424 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,820 A former owner of the property. 425 00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:38,620 Whose deathbed wish was to be buried here. 426 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,200 Well, out there, in the back garden. 427 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,060 And was he? 428 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,860 Oh, no. No. 429 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:49,660 Which is probably why he lies uneasy in his grave. 430 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,480 Probably why he keeps coming back here. 431 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,640 Mr. Vernon, can I ask you something? 432 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,640 Feel free, David. 433 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,040 Feel free. 434 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,040 What's going on? 435 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,640 What do you mean? 436 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,640 Well, don't you think it's going to be putting folk off? 437 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,460 All this talk of, like, dry rot and ghosts and septic tanks. 438 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,040 David, why do you think people like that 439 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,840 want to buy places like this as second homes? 440 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,840 Because back home in the city, they've got all the mod cons. 441 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:48,880 So out here, they want something completely different. 442 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,600 They want to feel they're really here, 443 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,420 in the heart of primitive Yorkshire. 444 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:58,620 Oh, I've never really thought about it like that. 445 00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:01,000 Oh, well, that's what separates us 446 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,360 successful entrepreneurs from the rest of the herd. 447 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,680 That lateral thinking. 448 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,220 I'll tell you something. 449 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:11,220 It wouldn't surprise me if those three couples are not, at this very moment, 450 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,860 down at the estate agents, 451 00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:16,260 scratching each other's eyes out to get their hands on this place. 452 00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:18,220 Oh, right. 453 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,800 Local tramp, Sarge. 454 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,800 Nostravia. 455 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,280 So what did the second note say? 456 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,820 That the price has gone up to £1,000 for the safe return of both sets, Sarge. 457 00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:57,020 Cheeky devil. 458 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,960 How could he possibly know we'd been alerted. 459 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,840 Well, he might have spotted us lying in wait, Sarge, 460 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,220 but I'd have said it was more likely that 461 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:04,600 he'd anticipated a man such as Lord Ashfordly 462 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,000 would automatically call the police and laid his plans accordingly. 463 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:11,580 But it does confirm that not only was the burglar at the tournament that day, 464 00:33:11,580 --> 00:33:14,840 but very close to us when Lord Ashfordly mentioned the very valuable set. 465 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,280 That's probably what prompted him to go back for it, Sarge. 466 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,000 Well, it doesn't bring the odds down that much, Bradley. 467 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,820 From what you say, the place was pretty crowded. 468 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,840 So how's his Lordship taking the latest developments? 469 00:33:25,860 --> 00:33:27,660 Well, I wouldn't say we were exactly at the top 470 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:30,080 of his personal hit parade, Sarge. 471 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:33,060 Craddock. 472 00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:35,220 Morning, sir. Thank you, Bradley. 473 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,620 Well, we didn't actually have the house under surveillance at the time. 474 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,680 Because all my available men were engaged in other duties. 475 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,480 No, sir. 476 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,920 Yes, sir. 477 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,220 Right, sir. 478 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,460 Goodbye, sir. 479 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,440 Ah, Miss Young. 480 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,600 The very person. 481 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:08,420 Oh, yes? 482 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,080 As you can see, the fog has cleared at last. 483 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,280 And we can be on our way. 484 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,340 You can make your own way back to London, presumably. 485 00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:20,240 There'll be quite a lot still to do up in Edinburgh, Mr. Sychen. 486 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,620 In view of the delay, when we get to Edinburgh, 487 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:24,840 we shall have to cancel our remaining engagements 488 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,660 and return immediately to Moscow. 489 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:31,800 Therefore, we shall no longer be requiring your services. 490 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,880 Right. 491 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,260 So, Leonid, we depart after lunch. 492 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,200 All right. 493 00:34:39,860 --> 00:34:41,420 No cause for alarm. 494 00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:42,620 You go with them to Edinburgh. 495 00:34:42,660 --> 00:34:43,620 Everything's in place. 496 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,080 So I'll just have to let my friends know 497 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,620 that I won't be with you, that's all. 498 00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:50,020 Okay? 499 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,200 Six different properties. 500 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,000 And in each case, he just walks in 501 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,900 without forcing either a window or a door. 502 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,620 I mean, it's almost as if he has the keys. 503 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,660 Hmm. 504 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:02,660 Maybe he has. 505 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,200 Well, how could he, Oscar? 506 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,020 All the houses that have been done are all completely unrelated. 507 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:09,880 Hmm. 508 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,800 I still go along with Sherlock Holmes. 509 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,000 How do you mean? 510 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:18,600 When you've ruled out every other possibility, 511 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:23,080 whatever you're left with, however improbable, 512 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,280 has to be the truth of it. 513 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,660 Think on. 514 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,620 Yeah. 515 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,860 - Hello, Mr. Foy. - Is your friend in? 516 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,040 Yeah, he's inside. Why? 517 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:51,420 Can I have a word? 518 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,820 You can have as many as you like. 519 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,420 What's going on? 520 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:07,400 I'm sorry? 521 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,840 The ??? is suddenly rife with rumours that this place 522 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,460 is practically falling down. 523 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,260 Well, I wonder where they got that impression from. 524 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:15,440 I can make an intelligent guess. 525 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,640 Now, look, Mr. Foy. 526 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:20,260 I am not bound by the estate agent's code 527 00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:23,260 which entitles me to lie through me teeth about a property, you know. 528 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:24,420 How dare you? 529 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:26,620 I've never lied about a property in me life. 530 00:36:27,260 --> 00:36:30,440 And what's all this rubbish about the place being haunted by a ghost? 531 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,440 Who told you that? 532 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,420 The same people you told. 533 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,280 Oh, stop getting your knickers in a twist. 534 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,240 I've got a buyer for you. 535 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,800 You have? 536 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,280 Well, if the price is right. 537 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,260 And taking account of the fact that half of Aidensfield 538 00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:47,240 is already convinced that this place is suffering 539 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,420 from everything from rising damp to dry rot. 540 00:36:50,420 --> 00:36:52,640 Not to mention mildew, 541 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,060 mining subsidence, 542 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:56,080 and a resident ghost. 543 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,080 - Hello? - Hello. 544 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,060 Can I speak to Leonid Vorodin, please? 545 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,400 It's a friend. 546 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,220 Hold the line, please. 547 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440 Hello? 548 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,040 Yes? 549 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,500 Anything important? 550 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:03,460 Just a fan sending me his good wishes. 551 00:38:04,060 --> 00:38:08,040 All right. Well, um, thanks very much for your help. 552 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,820 Just a minute. That's him, indeed, our burglar. 553 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:22,200 That certainly sounds like him. 554 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,880 You don't speak Russian, do you? 555 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,460 - No. You? - Afraid not. 556 00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:29,820 But I do know somebody who does. 557 00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:30,960 Do you know who it was? 558 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,200 Well, he was obviously English. 559 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,220 - I think we should go, now. - Yes. 560 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:38,240 I'll get my things together and organize a car. 561 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,000 So, what were they talking about? 562 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,660 Well, basically this bloke's warning Leonid about the ??? with telling him 563 00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:57,280 that they're on to him and that they're taking him home by sea. 564 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,240 Right. Thanks, Alan. 565 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,020 Who is this bloke? 566 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,620 Well, you tell me. 567 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,800 First things first, eh. 568 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400 Mr. Vorodin, could we have a word, please? 569 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,640 There isn't time. We have a plane to catch. 570 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,060 Are you sure it is a plane, sir, not a trawler? 571 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,020 This way, please, Mr. Vorodin. 572 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,460 So, Mr. Vorodin, our information is that 573 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:24,180 you're being forced to leave the country against your will. 574 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,220 Also, that you might be wishing to seek political asylum here. 575 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,020 Yes, I want to stay here in England. 576 00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:34,480 We had arranged to give my countrymen to sleep in Edinburgh, 577 00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:38,200 but it seems they have learned of our plans. 578 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:39,660 Don't worry, Mr. Vorodin. 579 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:42,600 I don't think there's any need to go that far afield to gain your freedom. 580 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,680 Not here in Britain, anyway. 581 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,000 I presume we have you to thank for this, Miss Young? 582 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,120 I was glad to help him. I've got nothing to say to you. 583 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,440 Then, if you'd kindly oblige us by screaming a little, Miss Young. 584 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,640 Just a little. 585 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,660 So that you can lure Leonid out here. Sorry. 586 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:02,080 So am I, Miss Young. So am I. 587 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,800 Ah! No! 588 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,820 Anna! 589 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,440 Get off! 590 00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:12,600 Anna! Anna! 591 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,200 Would this be what you're looking for, sir? 592 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,200 I believe it's known in the trade as discovered check. 593 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,280 So, Mr. Vorodin, would I be right in assuming 594 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,600 you still wish to apply for political asylum here? 595 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:41,800 Yes. 596 00:41:41,820 --> 00:41:44,420 In that case, I will ask you to accompany one of my officers to the station, 597 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:47,020 where we'll contact the authorities and set the ball rolling. 598 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,460 Thank you. 599 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,280 This is an outrage. 600 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,820 So is kidnapping, Mr. Sychen, in this country. 601 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,480 I strongly advise you to get onto your embassy as soon as possible, 602 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,980 so they can start arranging some sort of legal representation for you. 603 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,420 It goes without saying. 604 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:03,020 We shall, of course, be claiming full diplomatic immunity. 605 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,060 Oh, I'm sure you will, sir. 606 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:05,840 In the meantime, 607 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,200 you are required to accompany my officers down to the station, 608 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,020 and you will, of course, remain in custody 609 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:11,820 until I am advised to the contrary. 610 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,420 You will be sorry for this. 611 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,220 Quite possibly, sir. 612 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,120 But not half as sorry as I would have been 613 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,880 if you and your bully boy here had been allowed to get away with it. 614 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:28,460 - Oh, hello. - Hello, Alan. 615 00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:32,000 Look, I just wanted to thank you for all your help yesterday. 616 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:32,880 That's all right. 617 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,420 Not to mention, of course, the tip-off. 618 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,040 Tip-off? 619 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,860 Well, yeah, I'd be interested to hear how you found out what they were up to. 620 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,620 Who? 621 00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:41,200 Well, the Russians, of course. 622 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,000 It was you who made the phone call. 623 00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:44,640 And the one the day before to Lord Ashfordly 624 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,840 demanding money for the return of the chess set. 625 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:47,640 What? 626 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,840 Don't look at me, Dad. I don't know what he's on about. 627 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,840 I think you'd better explain yourself, Constable. 628 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,480 In recent months, we've had a number of burglaries locally. 629 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,080 In each case, the thief has just walked in there 630 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,080 as if he'd got keys to the premises. 631 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,080 Go on. 632 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,040 Well, I've got a list here of all the houses that have been done in that way 633 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:06,820 over the past six months. 634 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:08,660 So what are you suggesting? 635 00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,800 Ring any bells, do they? 636 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:13,420 Yeah, but I've never stolen anything from any of them. 637 00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:15,060 I'm not suggesting you had, Arthur. 638 00:43:15,060 --> 00:43:17,060 After all, it was at least six months after you'd finished 639 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,860 that each of the premises had been burgled. 640 00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,400 Why on earth come on to us about it? 641 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,400 Because presumably, while you were working at those premises, 642 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,200 somebody found the key, copied it, 643 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,000 and then waited a couple of months before using it. 644 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 A very clever idea, wouldn't you say, Arthur? 645 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:32,060 Right, Alan? 646 00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:34,040 Brilliant, I'd say. 647 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:36,420 But that doesn't mean that had anything to do with us. 648 00:43:36,460 --> 00:43:37,800 There is just one other thing. 649 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,200 We have reason to believe that the burglar is a fan of Leonid Vorodin's, 650 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,200 and that he was at the tournament that day, 651 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,600 and that he speaks Russian. 652 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,440 You still can't prove that it were me. 653 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,020 I think I might just be able to, 654 00:43:49,020 --> 00:43:50,800 if I'm allowed to search these premises, 655 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,200 starting with your bedroom. 656 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,020 No. 657 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,800 Well, I could always get a search warrant. 658 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,820 What's the problem, Alan, if you've nothing to hide? 659 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:02,220 It's this way, Constable. 660 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:04,220 Don't bother. 661 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,640 It's all up there. 662 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,400 Look, I just want to say, 663 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,940 my dad had nothing to do with any of this, all right? 664 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:12,840 Why, Alan? 665 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:15,820 I've never let you go short of anything. 666 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,820 It was just a game, Dad. 667 00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:20,820 Half the stuff I don't even want. 668 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,000 It's just a game, that's all. 669 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:24,920 Until you got too greedy. 670 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,840 Or was it just overconfident? 671 00:44:32,020 --> 00:44:33,580 So, are they all still over there, Mike? 672 00:44:33,580 --> 00:44:35,460 Yeah, along with the Russian ambassador, 673 00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:37,040 special branch, and heaven knows who else. 674 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,660 Well, I hate to think of some chinless wonder from the Foreign Office 675 00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:43,660 can suddenly decide to send that lad back, not after all this. 676 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,280 With half the national press on to the story, I hardly think so. 677 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,280 There, here they are. 678 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,080 - Hello. - Hey. 679 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,400 We wanted to say goodbye and thank you for what you did. 680 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,800 Oh, no, the pleasure's all mine. 681 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,240 So, what's happening, then? 682 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,480 We'll have to go back to London, 683 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,680 sort out the asylum details, but that shouldn't take long. 684 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:03,860 We'd better go. 685 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,040 Well, thanks again. 686 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,840 - Thank you. - Good luck, Leonid. 687 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,440 - Good luck. - Good luck. 688 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,420 Good luck to you. 689 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,960 Hey, steady, steady, steady. 690 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,060 Oh, three. 691 00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:21,080 Ta-ra. 692 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,040 You know, there's just one thing I don't quite understand. 693 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,000 What's that, Oscar? 694 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,220 Why young Alan would tip you off like that? 695 00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:30,040 Oh, there's no great mystery there, Oscar. 696 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,800 Simple case of hero worship. 697 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,600 Hero worship? 698 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,800 Hmm, yeah, he didn't want to stand around doing nothing, I suppose. 699 00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,080 He was a fan. 700 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,800 So, what shall we drink to, then? 701 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,220 Rusted the iron curtain? 702 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,240 No. 703 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,480 What about Sherlock Holmes? 704 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,600 Ah, we couldn't have done it without him. 705 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,600 Nostrovia! 706 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,680 Nos what? 707 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,440 Hey, Mr. Vernon, what are you doing? 708 00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:01,460 Look, Mr. Foy is not going to like that. 709 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,400 Mr. Foy can lump it. 710 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,660 And besides, David, it's surplus to requirements. 711 00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:09,280 Why, is Mr. Greengrass not selling the place after all? 712 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,040 I mean, Mr. Greengrass has already sold. 713 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:14,200 Oh, right, who to? 714 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:16,220 You're looking at him. 715 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,220 What, you? 716 00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:19,600 And I got it at a bargain price. 717 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:24,220 Do you know, it's funny how everybody suddenly lost interest in the place. 718 00:46:25,220 --> 00:46:26,840 How are you going to pay for it? 719 00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:28,260 I thought you said you were skint. 720 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,640 Oh, no problem there, David. 721 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,680 I've got a mortgage on it. 722 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,660 The problem is how I'm going to break the news to Bernard. 723 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,020 What? 724 00:46:37,020 --> 00:46:40,420 That I've put up his business as collateral. 725 00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:44,620 Oh, well, as my old mum used to say when she was rifling the gas meter, 726 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,200 sufficient unto the day is evil thereof. 727 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,840 Huh, whatever that means.