1 00:00:05,226 --> 00:00:07,995 ALARM BEEPS 2 00:01:28,487 --> 00:01:30,406 SHE SIGHS 3 00:01:42,547 --> 00:01:45,636 Honestly, Hannah, it's completely inappropriate. 4 00:01:45,637 --> 00:01:47,821 - Dad! - Not to mention deeply damaging. 5 00:01:47,822 --> 00:01:49,385 You're paying the therapy bills. 6 00:01:49,387 --> 00:01:51,266 I thought it was Disney. 7 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:55,016 - It was about a man who loved a dolphin. - A lot. 8 00:01:55,017 --> 00:01:57,876 - I'm sending you to boarding school. - Well, Tilly watched it, too! 9 00:01:57,877 --> 00:01:59,136 Right, both of you. 10 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:02,236 Eat your bagel. 11 00:02:02,237 --> 00:02:03,596 Thank you. 12 00:02:07,157 --> 00:02:10,016 - New? - Er, no. 13 00:02:10,017 --> 00:02:12,076 Yes. Hot. 14 00:02:12,077 --> 00:02:13,296 - Dad! - What? 15 00:02:14,757 --> 00:02:17,796 I've got lunch. With the new management team. 16 00:02:17,797 --> 00:02:19,576 How is Christie? 17 00:02:19,577 --> 00:02:22,676 - Still Danish? - Fine. And he's still Dutch. 18 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:24,826 Tremendous. 19 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:27,686 TV: The truth is, you don't get on with your ex-wife. 20 00:02:27,687 --> 00:02:30,316 No, I mean, that's why the show is called My Ex-Wife... 21 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,596 No, we won't at this time of day mention the actual name of the show. 22 00:02:33,597 --> 00:02:37,156 But what would she say about you, Rex? 23 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,116 She'd probably call me something worse. 24 00:02:41,797 --> 00:02:43,296 Yes, she would. 25 00:02:45,647 --> 00:02:50,336 KIDS SHOUT AND ARGUE 26 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,096 If you want to kill each other, can you wait till after tonight? 27 00:02:53,097 --> 00:02:58,116 - I hate you! I hate you! - I hate you more! 28 00:03:04,587 --> 00:03:07,536 - That's mine. - Give it back. 29 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:13,116 Liv, can you pull your skirt up a little higher? 30 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:17,616 Grandma's birthday card, it's on the TV. 31 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:19,586 Do not let me get drunk tonight. 32 00:03:19,587 --> 00:03:22,536 Do not drink. Don't be an arsehole. Do not be late. 33 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:24,926 We agreed if I was late, you would cover. 34 00:03:24,927 --> 00:03:26,666 Your family, your mother's birthday. 35 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:27,773 - I'm in court until... - Four... 36 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,806 plus I have a mountain of briefs. 37 00:03:29,807 --> 00:03:31,166 - Call Nina. - She won't come. 38 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:33,976 Then I'll have to leave a message and then she'll have the upper hand. 39 00:03:33,977 --> 00:03:35,896 I have to see her twice today. 40 00:03:35,897 --> 00:03:38,806 Twice once at the office, once at the party. 41 00:03:38,807 --> 00:03:41,286 - It's just six weeks, Hannah. - And happily counting. 42 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,336 That's what happens when you walk from the family firm. 43 00:03:44,337 --> 00:03:47,006 But she's your sister, you'll talk. 44 00:03:47,007 --> 00:03:50,006 Plus, tonight, you'll drink. You'll make your speech and then... 45 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:52,116 You know, I stopped listening five minutes ago. 46 00:03:52,117 --> 00:03:54,746 - Oh, it is this the menopause? - Oh, there it is! 47 00:03:54,747 --> 00:03:57,366 Your arsehole status at once confirmed. 48 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:59,526 Bins. 49 00:03:59,527 --> 00:04:01,446 Go brighten someone else's day. 50 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,196 Oi. 51 00:04:05,197 --> 00:04:06,506 Hey, hey. 52 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:09,416 INDISTINCT CHATTER 53 00:05:30,757 --> 00:05:32,396 Hey, Donna. 54 00:05:33,897 --> 00:05:37,316 Be careful. Your mother's on fine form. 55 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:46,836 Running late again? 56 00:05:49,787 --> 00:05:51,946 We keeping count? 57 00:05:51,947 --> 00:05:55,456 Your sister is threatening to use my old wedding dress. 58 00:05:55,457 --> 00:05:57,616 I couldn't tell her I burned it. 59 00:05:57,617 --> 00:06:00,616 I suspect she's rooting through my wardrobe as we speak. 60 00:06:00,617 --> 00:06:03,656 Hope and Pope. 61 00:06:03,657 --> 00:06:06,846 That's today? You're facing Hannah? 62 00:06:06,847 --> 00:06:08,314 Who's still pissed off because, as we know, 63 00:06:08,315 --> 00:06:11,346 you didn't step down and let her take over like you promised. 64 00:06:11,347 --> 00:06:12,756 Update. 65 00:06:14,397 --> 00:06:16,976 We're sticking on a couple of financial points. 66 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:19,316 - Child access? - Also holding us up. 67 00:06:19,317 --> 00:06:23,116 His ex-wife's upset so his son's upset and now refusing to see him. 68 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:25,786 Delay the decree absolute if you need to. 69 00:06:25,787 --> 00:06:26,956 Yes. 70 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:30,386 That's what I thought. 71 00:06:30,387 --> 00:06:32,396 Sorry, happy... 72 00:06:32,397 --> 00:06:34,176 No, no. 73 00:06:34,177 --> 00:06:35,956 No happy birthdays. 74 00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:02,026 My Ex-Wife's A Bitch. 75 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:03,476 - Catchy. - I thought so. 76 00:07:03,477 --> 00:07:05,948 A little premature, not officially an ex-wife 77 00:07:05,949 --> 00:07:07,380 until after the decree absolute is in. 78 00:07:07,397 --> 00:07:10,275 And he asked himself why she won't let him see their child. 79 00:07:10,287 --> 00:07:11,617 I'll have security close by. 80 00:07:11,618 --> 00:07:13,416 - War room? - Booked. 81 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:17,026 The Pearson meeting is set for tomorrow, I briefed counsel. 82 00:07:17,027 --> 00:07:19,746 Watson, Demova, all to be signed. 83 00:07:19,747 --> 00:07:22,976 And your father was here. I think he might still be downstairs. 84 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:26,116 Right. 85 00:07:26,117 --> 00:07:28,556 I thought I saw him in the square. 86 00:07:28,557 --> 00:07:31,376 - I put it... - No. Cancel. 87 00:07:31,377 --> 00:07:33,476 He was pretty insistent he wanted to see you. 88 00:07:33,477 --> 00:07:35,761 - He can't. - Oh, and Christie wants to brief you 89 00:07:35,762 --> 00:07:36,856 on your nine o'clock. 90 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:44,736 - What nine o'clock? - Moving in is making progress, then? 91 00:07:46,657 --> 00:07:50,306 A corner window would be making progress. 92 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:51,666 Tell me who I have to sleep with. 93 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:54,016 Susie Mackin, HR, second floor. 94 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:06,576 It's a Mother's Day present. 95 00:08:07,607 --> 00:08:09,106 You dodged that bullet. 96 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,566 Whatever you are asking, no. 97 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,536 David McKenzie. 98 00:08:18,537 --> 00:08:21,816 His business makes up 3% of JJ Johnson's entire turnover. 99 00:08:21,817 --> 00:08:23,736 I won't poach from any of the big five. 100 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,896 You found him, late last night, we got the call. 101 00:08:25,897 --> 00:08:28,326 He needs someone senior in family law. 102 00:08:28,327 --> 00:08:30,626 There isn't a kid who doesn't own a pair of his trainers. 103 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:33,396 - Can't Xander? - Your name stands for something. 104 00:08:33,397 --> 00:08:35,786 - They hear Defoe and... - Stern. 105 00:08:35,787 --> 00:08:37,326 I'm Stern now. 106 00:08:45,627 --> 00:08:48,256 Curious, you never thought of using your married name before. 107 00:08:48,257 --> 00:08:51,906 What can I say? Nathan finally wore me down. 108 00:08:54,727 --> 00:08:56,646 - You OK? - Er... 109 00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,536 Did you tell her? 110 00:09:02,267 --> 00:09:03,486 David McKenzie. 111 00:09:13,097 --> 00:09:14,836 Mr and Mrs McKenzie. 112 00:09:14,837 --> 00:09:17,416 Hannah Stern, senior partner. 113 00:09:17,417 --> 00:09:20,876 And this is my junior solicitor, Maggie. 114 00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:23,485 - Hiya. - So, perhaps you'd like to... 115 00:09:23,486 --> 00:09:25,616 bring me up to speed. 116 00:09:27,307 --> 00:09:28,756 Thank you. 117 00:09:28,757 --> 00:09:30,066 Davey? 118 00:09:32,787 --> 00:09:36,164 This is my new lawyer, Goldie, love. 119 00:09:37,525 --> 00:09:39,454 She's going to help me. 120 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:41,184 - With what? - With our divorce. 121 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:46,104 We'll find you one of your own, of course. 122 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,564 You've been an exemplary wife and I can't fault you as a mother. 123 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,674 You'll be recompensed. 124 00:10:01,675 --> 00:10:05,424 You'll get a healthy allowance, pay for your travel. 125 00:10:05,425 --> 00:10:09,214 There'll be, you know, a small income from your shares. 126 00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:12,074 We should tell the children soon. 127 00:10:12,075 --> 00:10:14,044 I think they already suspect. 128 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,184 I'm sorry. 129 00:10:17,185 --> 00:10:21,454 I just don't love you any more. 130 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,904 Mrs McKenzie... 131 00:10:24,505 --> 00:10:26,144 ... why not take a breath? 132 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,114 She had no representation. She didn't even know why she was there. 133 00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:32,164 So you ended the meeting? 134 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:36,224 - Yeah, of course. - Set up another with Mr McKenzie alone. 135 00:10:36,225 --> 00:10:38,324 And he can instruct us formally on his divorce. 136 00:10:38,325 --> 00:10:41,040 I don't do circus. This will be circus. 137 00:10:41,065 --> 00:10:43,204 - Who doesn't love a circus? - Never have. 138 00:10:43,205 --> 00:10:44,784 Hate clowns. 139 00:10:45,085 --> 00:10:47,284 Your mother warned me. 140 00:10:47,285 --> 00:10:49,344 You prefer to encourage settlement. 141 00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:52,394 You don't burn up enough hours in court. 142 00:10:52,395 --> 00:10:55,071 There's a certain paradox in a divorce lawyer 143 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,364 - who's actually averse to divorce. - I'm not averse... 144 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:01,914 He is a multimillionaire who wants us to litigate so you will litigate. 145 00:11:01,915 --> 00:11:03,364 And it will be a war. 146 00:11:10,345 --> 00:11:12,924 I Please tell my wife I I'll meet her downstairs. 147 00:11:18,835 --> 00:11:20,664 Just as a matter of interest... 148 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,754 ... was she given any legal advice, 149 00:11:23,755 --> 00:11:26,054 your wife, before she came in at all? 150 00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:31,774 No, of course not. 151 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:34,254 She didn't know you were going to divorce her today. 152 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:41,714 - To be clear... - No, to be clear, legally, 153 00:11:41,715 --> 00:11:44,334 she's entitled to 50% and if I'm going to represent you, 154 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:46,114 you need to know I play by the book. 155 00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:49,304 So if there is anything you are keeping secret, 156 00:11:49,305 --> 00:11:51,274 now would be the time to say. 157 00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,524 Careful, Mrs Stern. 158 00:11:53,525 --> 00:11:54,974 Remember what you said. 159 00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:57,554 Take a breath. 160 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,694 Bill me for the skirt. 161 00:12:10,585 --> 00:12:12,504 You need to get a wet wipe on that. 162 00:12:25,915 --> 00:12:27,374 Thank you. 163 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,834 Do you enjoy this, 164 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:34,544 watching people tear themselves apart? 165 00:12:36,235 --> 00:12:37,494 No. 166 00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:42,884 But I trained from an early age. 167 00:12:50,575 --> 00:12:52,074 Mrs McKenzie... 168 00:12:54,605 --> 00:12:58,024 ... I know you want to run right now but if I may give you some advice? 169 00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:03,794 Get the best solicitor you can afford. 170 00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:05,434 Keep swimming past the sharks, 171 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:08,204 you find someone who can put herself in your shoes, 172 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,794 to give you the divorce 173 00:13:09,795 --> 00:13:12,794 she would want if she were to ever find herself there. 174 00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:13,874 She? 175 00:13:24,465 --> 00:13:26,574 I'll ask Maggie to pull up a list. 176 00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:47,534 Thank you. 177 00:13:54,475 --> 00:13:56,534 No, I don't want a bloody lift. 178 00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:02,014 Ah, hello. Hannah Stern? 179 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,754 - Just over there. - Thank you. 180 00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:10,644 Oh. 181 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:15,424 Technically, I own half of that. 182 00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,864 Technically, you own 10%. It was for the Thompson case. 183 00:14:17,865 --> 00:14:20,156 I won the Thompson case that got Mrs Thompson both houses 184 00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:22,924 - and retained her sanity. - The shares? 185 00:14:23,305 --> 00:14:24,804 Nice sweetener. 186 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:30,384 Hello, Hannah. 187 00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:32,204 Hello, Nina. 188 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,834 - New hair. - New job. 189 00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:46,414 Does Rex know Eddie's here? 190 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:48,194 And Sarah wants to keep it that way. 191 00:14:48,195 --> 00:14:50,634 He broke the terms of their agreement. 192 00:14:50,635 --> 00:14:53,724 My Ex-Wife's A Bitch, he didn't think of mentioning it? 193 00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:56,534 She's a comedy agent, she was his agent, she knows the way this works. 194 00:14:56,535 --> 00:14:59,164 Yeah, well, hell hath no fury like an agent scorned. 195 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,364 What's David McKenzie doing downstairs? 196 00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:04,644 Nice shirt. 197 00:15:09,245 --> 00:15:14,254 Mr Pope, your ex-wife is experiencing considerable distress 198 00:15:14,585 --> 00:15:16,644 - seeing her life... - Former life. 199 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:19,134 ... with you continually sourced as material. 200 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,004 Well, it's pretty distressing... 201 00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:23,724 For my client not to be able to see his son. 202 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:26,304 It's been three weeks since he's had Eddie. 203 00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:29,214 You can't use the gags about my mother's cancer. 204 00:15:29,215 --> 00:15:31,364 Not even the chemo party bit? 205 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,804 You see what I've got to work with here? 206 00:15:33,805 --> 00:15:36,434 Have you got nothing happy to write about? 207 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,724 You used to find this funny. 208 00:15:38,725 --> 00:15:41,279 You used to say there was nothing so bad 209 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:42,709 you couldn't take the piss out of it. 210 00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:45,764 How else do I shine this shit?! 211 00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:51,334 - When you loved me... - Yeah, WHEN I loved you. 212 00:15:51,335 --> 00:15:54,014 But then you used to be funnier than this. 213 00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:55,218 All we would ask 214 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:58,844 is that you find an alternative source for your comedy. 215 00:15:58,845 --> 00:16:01,115 Otherwise the current situation with regard 216 00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:03,664 to spending time with your son may be made permanent. 217 00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,734 No. No, no, no, no. 218 00:16:05,735 --> 00:16:08,454 Our concern is that the continued separation between 219 00:16:08,455 --> 00:16:11,914 my client and his son compounds a growing parental alienation. 220 00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:15,954 - I love my son. - You think this is loving him? 221 00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:18,064 Sorry, I need a break. 222 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:21,434 - You off, then? - You need to stay calm. 223 00:16:24,995 --> 00:16:26,354 Do not do this. 224 00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:29,314 Do not make threats with visitation, Hannah, do not screw with us. 225 00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:32,404 It's not a threat. We've negotiated a settlement. 226 00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:35,124 - We're nearly agreed... - How do you think Rex is going to pay for it? 227 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,234 This tour, he needs this tour. 228 00:16:38,355 --> 00:16:39,994 I'm concerned for him. 229 00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,537 He's on the edge, he really is. 230 00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:44,840 No-one is disputing your client's right to tour 231 00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:46,491 we're just disputing his rights to what's in it. 232 00:16:46,495 --> 00:16:47,504 This is not fair on the kid. 233 00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:50,544 When has divorce ever been fair on the kids? 234 00:16:50,545 --> 00:16:53,074 - You're coming tonight? - Yeah, of course. 235 00:16:53,075 --> 00:16:55,464 - Rosie called. - And texted. 236 00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:58,424 Several times. I could have brought stuff. 237 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,124 - I always bring stuff. - Yeah, well, this time, we did it. 238 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,984 - You get to give the speech. - Great, yeah, lucked out there. 239 00:17:04,985 --> 00:17:06,584 I'm tasked with balloons. 240 00:17:06,585 --> 00:17:09,114 Shiny. It's a surprise party. 241 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:12,764 - She knows. You know she knows. - No. She just hates birthdays. 242 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,814 Exactly, so a surprise party, it's insane. 243 00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:17,784 Hey. 244 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:20,554 Christie Carmichael! 245 00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:22,778 Last time I saw you was the night before Hannah's wedding 246 00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:27,164 in our back garden. Dancing so badly to Wonderwall. 247 00:17:27,165 --> 00:17:30,394 - Oh, please. - Hannah never approved of the innocent rave. 248 00:17:30,395 --> 00:17:33,914 That is ridiculous, that is totally ridiculous, because I raved. 249 00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:36,024 - We raved. - You never raved. 250 00:17:36,025 --> 00:17:38,414 - You took her in. - Your loss is our gain. 251 00:17:38,415 --> 00:17:40,614 Oh, you got grey. I like it. 252 00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:44,410 The Dolan papers, did you sign? Because I left them on your desk. 253 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,600 I need them signed and picked up in the next hour. 254 00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:52,950 Right. Hannah. 255 00:17:52,951 --> 00:17:54,120 Nina. 256 00:17:56,841 --> 00:17:58,718 - He got better with age. - Oh, please. 257 00:17:58,719 --> 00:17:59,719 Seriously. 258 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,100 - Is he... ? - Divorced. 259 00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,990 Sorry, I know you prefer them attached. 260 00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:17,700 Hey... little man. 261 00:18:23,281 --> 00:18:25,850 We need to find a compromise here. 262 00:18:25,851 --> 00:18:29,000 Cutting... "My ex-wife swore a lot. 263 00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,760 Sometimes I get offended just by what came out of her mouth. 264 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:35,000 For example, my best friend's cock." That might be a start. 265 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,820 - It's always better for the child to see their dad. - Not always. 266 00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:47,790 Dad left us when you were seven. 267 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,840 Eight, I was eight. If he is fundamentally a good father... 268 00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:53,191 - We did... - It is always better for the child. 269 00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:54,250 We did fine. 270 00:18:58,651 --> 00:19:00,251 Start with the tweets. 271 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:04,950 Cut the tweets and we MIGHT get him his Wednesdays back. 272 00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:54,500 My client will desist with tweets 273 00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:57,690 but he asks in return you consider giving back weekends. 274 00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:02,470 On the proviso that any material 275 00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:05,710 that also relates directly to my client on the marital breakdown 276 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:08,750 is removed from any live tours or broadcasts. 277 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:12,930 A transcript of the modified material would be provided. 278 00:20:12,931 --> 00:20:17,290 Fine. It will be subject to approval, of course. 279 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:21,360 So, let's regroup after lunch and review. 280 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,690 That stuff about when he was a baby, 281 00:20:27,691 --> 00:20:31,210 when Eddie was a baby and that time when we were at your mother's and 282 00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:33,360 I started to leak... 283 00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:35,710 ... you can keep that stuff. 284 00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:39,130 - You think? - I snorted out my tea when I read that bit. 285 00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:43,350 PHONE RINGS 286 00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:45,740 Hey. How are you? 287 00:20:47,851 --> 00:20:49,630 Yeah, all good, good. 288 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,410 The new man. 289 00:20:54,411 --> 00:20:56,850 Support on my last tour. 290 00:20:56,851 --> 00:20:58,770 That makes me the warm up act. 291 00:21:01,491 --> 00:21:04,160 - Do you need me to get lunch for you all? - I think we're fine. 292 00:21:04,161 --> 00:21:05,620 Not even for Eddie? 293 00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,240 He's here? 294 00:21:11,201 --> 00:21:17,200 - Eddie? - Sarah was forced to bring him with her today. 295 00:21:17,201 --> 00:21:19,320 - Take Sarah to my office. - Eddie! 296 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,810 Rex, please, this isn't helping anyone. 297 00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:21,811 Eddie! 298 00:21:21,812 --> 00:21:23,512 - Stop him. - You stop it. 299 00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:25,780 Eddie! 300 00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:27,980 Call security. 301 00:21:27,981 --> 00:21:31,960 - Mr Pope. - I'm sorry if I upset you. 302 00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:34,120 Look, I just want to see him. 303 00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,390 - That's enough. - OK, OK, OK, all right. 304 00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:41,570 Hey! 305 00:21:43,821 --> 00:21:48,420 - Hey, all right? - Eddie, it's fine, it's OK, it's OK, buddy. 306 00:21:48,421 --> 00:21:52,210 - It's all right, Daddy's just... - I'm sorry, mate. 307 00:22:03,841 --> 00:22:07,120 - Where is he? - In the boardroom. I calmed him down. 308 00:22:07,121 --> 00:22:09,560 He's not moving until he gets to talk to Eddie. 309 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:13,310 - He doesn't want lunch. - Fine, nil by mouth. 310 00:22:13,311 --> 00:22:14,860 Smoke him out. 311 00:22:17,861 --> 00:22:19,310 I don't want to fight. 312 00:22:19,311 --> 00:22:21,940 No, you just don't want to fight unless it's with a smile. 313 00:22:24,281 --> 00:22:25,590 I'm late. 314 00:22:29,061 --> 00:22:31,590 See you. Back at three. 315 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:33,230 What is bugging you today? 316 00:22:33,231 --> 00:22:35,200 He's back. Dad. 317 00:22:39,981 --> 00:22:41,160 I saw him. 318 00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:44,480 This morning, down in the square. 319 00:22:47,581 --> 00:22:49,130 You recognised him? 320 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,770 - I wouldn't. - Of course you wouldn't. 321 00:22:53,771 --> 00:22:57,380 - You haven't seen him since you were seven. - Eight, for the last time. 322 00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:09,100 Did you speak to him? 323 00:23:09,101 --> 00:23:12,800 - And say what? - "Where have you been for the last 30 years?" 324 00:23:15,851 --> 00:23:18,280 - Does he want to see us? - I don't know. 325 00:23:22,271 --> 00:23:23,680 I have to go. 326 00:23:25,081 --> 00:23:27,520 Hannah. How did he look? 327 00:23:30,431 --> 00:23:31,600 Old. 328 00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:41,210 OK, as you all know, 329 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,110 we've been getting a lot of interest from Chicago. 330 00:23:44,111 --> 00:23:47,260 - Obviously we're excited about expanding. - Excuse me interrupting. 331 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:51,010 - Nathan Stern! - Christie Carmichael. 332 00:23:51,011 --> 00:23:53,160 Hong Kong clearly agreed with you. 333 00:23:53,161 --> 00:23:55,600 Ah, you've been keeping track of me? 334 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,990 - You look well. - You owe me a fiver. 335 00:23:59,821 --> 00:24:01,460 I kept my hair. 336 00:24:01,461 --> 00:24:03,760 Ah. 337 00:24:03,761 --> 00:24:05,440 Xander, Nathan Stern. 338 00:24:05,441 --> 00:24:07,690 - Xander Hill. - You represented Nichols. 339 00:24:07,691 --> 00:24:09,850 - Yeah, a challenging case. - And won. 340 00:24:09,851 --> 00:24:13,592 Yeah. Nathan has been instrumental in changes to the law 341 00:24:13,593 --> 00:24:15,500 involving foreign surrogates. 342 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:18,440 I keep track of you, too. 343 00:24:19,981 --> 00:24:23,770 Right, well, I couldn't pass by without kissing my wife. 344 00:24:25,091 --> 00:24:26,680 Your mother, one o'clock. 345 00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:31,270 Still spinning your exit like a rabid hamster. 346 00:24:31,271 --> 00:24:32,540 Enjoy your lunch. 347 00:24:32,541 --> 00:24:35,170 PHONE RINGS 348 00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:43,790 Hello? 349 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:49,700 Um... 350 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:54,810 Would you excuse me... a moment? 351 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,590 David McKenzie? 352 00:25:14,591 --> 00:25:16,930 Apparently he's unhappy with his solicitor. 353 00:25:16,931 --> 00:25:20,120 Fortuitous that we put in a call. 354 00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:24,110 First rule: all bets are off until the letter of engagement is signed. 355 00:25:24,111 --> 00:25:26,500 That's invaluable advice. 356 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:29,830 - Are you coming tonight? - So you do know? 357 00:25:29,831 --> 00:25:32,730 I said you'd know. You always know everything. 358 00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,500 At least look surprised, if only for Rosie's sake. 359 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,230 No speeches, by the way. 360 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:48,340 That's... that's not good. 361 00:25:50,171 --> 00:25:53,970 We had a window of opportunity and it has been firmly closed. 362 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:56,640 - Yeah, I'll sort it. - We've lost him. 363 00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,980 There's nothing to sort. 364 00:25:58,981 --> 00:26:01,420 Learn from this. 365 00:26:01,421 --> 00:26:02,780 It won't happen again. 366 00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:05,830 No-one died. 367 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:08,220 Not yet. 368 00:26:13,331 --> 00:26:15,110 You are so late. 369 00:26:15,111 --> 00:26:18,580 And you are a part-time nanny. My work here is done. 370 00:26:20,221 --> 00:26:22,330 I've left Hannah, like, five messages. 371 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,580 - She's had a new haircut. - You've seen her? 372 00:26:24,581 --> 00:26:28,660 Working on a case, we're communicating by semaphore. 373 00:26:28,661 --> 00:26:30,960 The shining Christmas, you didn't speak till... 374 00:26:30,961 --> 00:26:33,822 - May. - Is that when you were with PsychoJohh? 375 00:26:33,823 --> 00:26:36,345 - Do you ever think of Dad? - No. 376 00:26:36,681 --> 00:26:39,250 He walked out when I was two. 377 00:26:39,251 --> 00:26:41,220 After I was left by the Monkees. 378 00:26:41,221 --> 00:26:43,240 That's a myth of your own making. 379 00:26:43,241 --> 00:26:45,540 What you and Hannah said. 380 00:26:45,541 --> 00:26:47,740 God, I hate you two. 381 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:50,040 You say things, then you say you never said them. 382 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,720 You keep stuff from me. 383 00:26:51,721 --> 00:26:53,830 That's because you are young and impressionable. 384 00:26:53,831 --> 00:26:55,470 I'm getting married in two months. 385 00:26:55,471 --> 00:26:57,820 Exactly, how is the mouth breather, by the way? 386 00:26:57,821 --> 00:27:01,610 - He has a sinus problem. - Uh-huh. And the other little problem? 387 00:27:02,881 --> 00:27:05,040 He's not gay. 388 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:07,240 James is not gay. 389 00:27:07,241 --> 00:27:10,330 We live in fluid times. If he was gay, he'd say. 390 00:27:12,161 --> 00:27:14,270 I'm never getting drunk with you again. 391 00:27:14,271 --> 00:27:16,430 He's gentle and you're irritating. 392 00:27:16,431 --> 00:27:18,770 Essential part of my remit. I've got to go. 393 00:27:20,231 --> 00:27:23,790 Don't make a scene tonight, all right? No inappropriate behaviour, 394 00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:26,370 no getting drunk, no turning up with randoms. 395 00:27:26,371 --> 00:27:28,660 - Nina! - Don't get blown away! 396 00:27:34,151 --> 00:27:38,040 When Nina was in my office, was the McKenzie letter of engagement out? 397 00:27:42,821 --> 00:27:44,270 Thank you. Shall we? 398 00:27:47,701 --> 00:27:50,980 You can see that my client has made considerable strides to modify. 399 00:27:50,981 --> 00:27:53,230 "My ex-wife is very sexually adventurous. 400 00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:57,541 Her favourite thing was having sex in a public place: her vagina." 401 00:27:57,542 --> 00:28:00,441 My delivery's a bit better. 402 00:28:00,442 --> 00:28:03,631 I'm talking about ex-wives in general. 403 00:28:03,632 --> 00:28:06,053 "We used to enjoy doing the mannequin challenge, 404 00:28:06,054 --> 00:28:07,991 or as she called it, having sex." 405 00:28:07,992 --> 00:28:11,411 I'm laughing at myself as much as I'm laughing at you, Sarah. 406 00:28:11,412 --> 00:28:14,881 - No, Mr Pope, the joke is entirely on your wife. - I've cut half my act. 407 00:28:14,882 --> 00:28:16,847 Misogynistic, deeply offensive, 408 00:28:16,848 --> 00:28:18,351 with little attempt to meet our demands. 409 00:28:18,352 --> 00:28:21,121 - You have to leave me with something. - No, no more chances, Mr Pope. 410 00:28:21,122 --> 00:28:24,211 I'd like to consult with my colleague. 411 00:28:24,212 --> 00:28:25,341 A word. 412 00:28:27,632 --> 00:28:31,431 - OK, cut to it, Hannah. - David McKenzie was my client. 413 00:28:31,432 --> 00:28:33,681 Then you should have done a better job of keeping him. 414 00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:36,031 Instead you're taking it out on them and screwing this up. 415 00:28:36,032 --> 00:28:39,031 - This isn't you. - But it is you. Don't ever go in my office again. 416 00:28:39,032 --> 00:28:42,071 You walked out of Defoes, you don't get to tell me what to do now. 417 00:28:42,072 --> 00:28:45,311 I do, however, give my client the best advice I can. 418 00:28:45,312 --> 00:28:47,601 And I need to think about this child. 419 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:50,891 Therefore, we retract the offer of every Wednesday night, 420 00:28:50,892 --> 00:28:54,031 and we have no intention of extending visitation rights to weekends. 421 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,248 I have got a father who is not going to leave that boardroom 422 00:28:56,249 --> 00:28:59,511 - until he sees his son. - Well, remind him you bill by the minute. 423 00:28:59,512 --> 00:29:01,671 Third button, you might want to do that up. 424 00:29:03,732 --> 00:29:07,531 - Have you consulted with your client on this first? - I don't need to. She'll be in agreement. 425 00:29:07,532 --> 00:29:09,171 How about yours? 426 00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:15,031 Is that better for you? 427 00:29:15,032 --> 00:29:17,281 And look, I'm not even smiling. 428 00:29:20,562 --> 00:29:25,441 - Hannah. - You need to trust me on this, Sarah. 429 00:30:44,752 --> 00:30:46,581 Something's different today. 430 00:30:48,322 --> 00:30:50,241 That's where you've been hiding. 431 00:30:52,492 --> 00:30:53,941 Oh... 432 00:30:55,582 --> 00:30:56,611 No! 433 00:30:57,652 --> 00:30:59,761 You didn't? 434 00:30:59,762 --> 00:31:03,411 Don always said he wanted them a little bigger, so... 435 00:31:03,412 --> 00:31:05,901 - Carningham clinic? - Yeah. 436 00:31:05,902 --> 00:31:07,631 Didn't I say? 437 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,651 Just got to enjoy them now, love. 438 00:31:13,632 --> 00:31:16,021 Oh, golly. 439 00:31:16,022 --> 00:31:17,341 To Don. 440 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:19,681 Rest in peace. 441 00:31:20,952 --> 00:31:23,151 Oh, sweetheart. 442 00:31:23,152 --> 00:31:25,351 You nursed him until the end. 443 00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:28,211 No-one could have got better care. 444 00:31:28,212 --> 00:31:29,901 Drink up. 445 00:31:29,902 --> 00:31:31,401 Bubbles'll die. 446 00:31:32,852 --> 00:31:37,771 INDISTINCT CHATTER 447 00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:40,961 - See you, girls. Charlie. - Bye-bye, girls. 448 00:31:44,762 --> 00:31:46,171 Are you all right? 449 00:31:48,422 --> 00:31:51,461 Oh, something and nothing with Davey. 450 00:31:51,462 --> 00:31:53,341 It'll be fine. 451 00:31:53,342 --> 00:31:54,601 Really? 452 00:31:56,532 --> 00:31:58,211 I love you, Goldie. 453 00:32:00,422 --> 00:32:02,481 Don't ever forget that, OK? 454 00:32:13,112 --> 00:32:18,511 - Hi. - Hiya. Can you follow that cab? 455 00:32:18,512 --> 00:32:20,201 Right, OK, love. 456 00:33:26,862 --> 00:33:28,411 Oh, God. 457 00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:32,911 You gave 458 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:36,001 man the constant help of woman. 459 00:33:37,132 --> 00:33:42,141 So that man and woman should no longer be two flesh but one. 460 00:33:44,632 --> 00:33:49,551 May the love that brought us here together today continue to grow 461 00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:54,611 and mature with each passing year. 462 00:33:56,632 --> 00:33:58,461 Amen. 463 00:33:58,462 --> 00:34:00,471 - Amen. - Amen. 464 00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:09,901 I know, it can be strange when you're not used to it. 465 00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:13,831 But I'm here not only to offer you spiritual guidance but also 466 00:34:13,832 --> 00:34:17,821 emotional and practical. 467 00:34:18,942 --> 00:34:21,521 That's great. Sorry. 468 00:34:21,522 --> 00:34:24,051 - You were rude. - Priests are funny. 469 00:34:24,052 --> 00:34:26,971 - He's a vicar. - It's ridiculous. 470 00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:28,228 We don't even... 471 00:34:28,353 --> 00:34:30,501 - I believe... - Don't say it. 472 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,371 - Do not say it. - ... that there's something. 473 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:36,341 Oh, my God, are you going to say it? 474 00:34:38,212 --> 00:34:39,851 I believe in Jesus. 475 00:34:39,852 --> 00:34:42,011 THEY LAUGH 476 00:34:44,872 --> 00:34:48,101 You were the one who wanted to get married in a bloody church. 477 00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:12,621 Hannah. 478 00:35:19,372 --> 00:35:20,871 You look just like your mother. 479 00:35:25,652 --> 00:35:27,761 Er, did you... 480 00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:31,041 Would you, er, give her this? 481 00:35:31,042 --> 00:35:33,151 It is today, hmm? 482 00:35:33,152 --> 00:35:34,791 Her birthday? 483 00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:40,231 It didn't make the post, so if you could. 484 00:35:40,232 --> 00:35:42,111 Would you mind? 485 00:35:56,362 --> 00:36:01,371 My father went out to buy a newspaper and never came back. 486 00:36:01,652 --> 00:36:03,334 I can only assume that while he was out, 487 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:05,221 some catastrophic accident must have happened 488 00:36:05,222 --> 00:36:06,777 cos there's no other acceptable reason 489 00:36:06,778 --> 00:36:08,311 for how he could leave us like that. 490 00:36:08,312 --> 00:36:11,031 - Hannah. - ... My father is dead. 491 00:36:26,122 --> 00:36:29,971 Sarah's already gone with Eddie but he's refusing to go home. 492 00:36:29,972 --> 00:36:31,981 He's still cutting material. 493 00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:37,005 Nina said she'd wait, but apparently she's got a party to go to, so... 494 00:36:38,976 --> 00:36:40,895 So I said I'd wait. 495 00:36:40,896 --> 00:36:43,045 - I'll deal with it. - Hannah... 496 00:36:43,046 --> 00:36:46,055 Go home. It's late. 497 00:36:55,566 --> 00:36:56,695 OK. 498 00:36:57,726 --> 00:37:00,065 There are two ways this can go. 499 00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:08,975 You can continue to talk about your ex-wife on this tour, 500 00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:11,975 you can say exactly what you want, 501 00:37:11,976 --> 00:37:14,835 and one day, if not now, 502 00:37:14,836 --> 00:37:18,205 your son is going to pull you up on YouTube 503 00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:23,225 doing your set and he's going to hate you for hating his mum. 504 00:37:23,556 --> 00:37:25,565 Or talk about other stuff. 505 00:37:25,566 --> 00:37:27,355 There must be other stuff. 506 00:37:27,356 --> 00:37:30,775 Because you can't stop someone if they want to leave a marriage... 507 00:37:32,746 --> 00:37:35,695 ... however hard you try and make them stay. 508 00:37:39,026 --> 00:37:43,055 And... in my experience, 509 00:37:43,056 --> 00:37:45,025 it's always better... 510 00:37:48,076 --> 00:37:51,865 ... if he's fundamentally a good father. 511 00:37:51,866 --> 00:37:56,365 It's always better for the child to see their dad. 512 00:38:09,076 --> 00:38:11,465 Did you ever hear the one about the stand-up and his agent? 513 00:38:13,576 --> 00:38:17,415 One minute he's lying in bed, listening to her snoring... 514 00:38:19,806 --> 00:38:23,040 ... and the next, he's part of a story 515 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,825 she will share with someone else. 516 00:38:27,216 --> 00:38:29,515 And he still has to give her 10%. 517 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,325 ELEVATOR DINGS 518 00:38:37,156 --> 00:38:40,575 You get Wednesday nights. We can talk about weekends after that. 519 00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:52,995 I got you banana. 520 00:38:54,306 --> 00:38:55,625 Lovely boy. 521 00:38:57,686 --> 00:38:59,045 I'm sorry. 522 00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,205 I'm really sorry. 523 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,515 HE MOUTHS 524 00:39:12,456 --> 00:39:16,015 Do you think they ever forgive you, children? 525 00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:23,655 Let's see what we've got. 526 00:39:25,716 --> 00:39:28,625 This is mine and this is mine... 527 00:39:38,326 --> 00:39:42,315 - Give it to me, give one to me! - No, they're mine! 528 00:39:42,316 --> 00:39:44,033 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, you all right? 529 00:39:44,034 --> 00:39:46,007 - Take that for me? - Mm-hm. 530 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,008 Thanks. 531 00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:50,515 Nathan! 532 00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:52,675 Thank God you're here. 533 00:39:54,876 --> 00:39:58,955 That very boring man I invited for Christmas. 534 00:39:58,956 --> 00:40:00,975 - Hi. - Hello. How are you? 535 00:40:00,976 --> 00:40:04,155 - Oh, sorry, happy birthday. - What's happy about it? 536 00:40:04,156 --> 00:40:06,405 It's a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 537 00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:09,035 I should have died at 69, saved us all. 538 00:40:09,036 --> 00:40:10,671 - Be right back. Hey. - Nathan! 539 00:40:10,672 --> 00:40:12,250 - Give me a hug. - How are you? 540 00:40:12,256 --> 00:40:14,005 - Have some alcohol. - Nice dress. 541 00:40:14,006 --> 00:40:16,865 - Thank you very much, you can borrow it later. - I will, I will. 542 00:40:16,866 --> 00:40:18,455 Oh, hello, James. 543 00:40:18,456 --> 00:40:20,465 Hi! Are these two bothering you? 544 00:40:20,466 --> 00:40:21,419 - Vinnie is. - All right? 545 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,545 - No, Tilly, I'm not. - OK? 546 00:40:23,846 --> 00:40:26,845 - Donna! - Nathan. 547 00:40:26,846 --> 00:40:31,065 - Finally, alone at last. - Oh, yeah, promises, promises. 548 00:40:36,596 --> 00:40:39,225 So she brought the man-child? 549 00:40:39,226 --> 00:40:41,665 Hannah here yet? 550 00:40:41,666 --> 00:40:43,675 Nope. As ever. 551 00:40:45,886 --> 00:40:48,835 - You are going to be MC, OK? - Oh, great, a promotion. 552 00:40:48,836 --> 00:40:51,315 Last year I was on coat check. I'll take that, thank you. 553 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:54,925 The liver can regenerate to its full size with only 25% of itself. 554 00:40:54,926 --> 00:40:56,565 That's why you're going to be a doctor 555 00:40:56,566 --> 00:40:57,925 and I'm going to keep drinking. 556 00:41:00,786 --> 00:41:03,035 Why is your mother always late? 557 00:41:06,276 --> 00:41:08,385 - How's your boyfriend? - He's good. 558 00:41:10,256 --> 00:41:11,475 Sex yet? 559 00:41:31,966 --> 00:41:34,165 You look... 560 00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:37,725 Your zip. Can I... ? 561 00:41:39,136 --> 00:41:40,165 Oh. 562 00:41:50,336 --> 00:41:53,665 - You and Nathan today. - What? 563 00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:55,075 You know what. 564 00:41:56,246 --> 00:41:57,465 The edge. 565 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,875 It's just like in moot court when we were kids. 566 00:42:09,466 --> 00:42:14,055 - What happened to us? - We shared a shitty flat a long time ago. 567 00:42:14,056 --> 00:42:16,965 No. No, what happened to us? 568 00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:21,565 We got married. 569 00:42:23,066 --> 00:42:24,415 We got babies. 570 00:42:26,816 --> 00:42:28,265 - I grew up. - Yeah. 571 00:42:30,566 --> 00:42:31,635 You did. 572 00:42:35,906 --> 00:42:40,035 - The night before your wedding... - No. No... 573 00:42:40,036 --> 00:42:42,705 We don't talk about that night. 574 00:42:42,706 --> 00:42:46,315 If this is to work, we don't talk about that. 575 00:42:47,486 --> 00:42:48,605 Right. 576 00:42:59,436 --> 00:43:01,455 Nina seemed in good form. 577 00:43:01,456 --> 00:43:04,175 She suggested we grab a drink sometime. 578 00:43:04,176 --> 00:43:07,545 - Well, she's a cheap date. - You don't mind? 579 00:43:07,546 --> 00:43:09,145 I love my husband. 580 00:43:09,146 --> 00:43:10,785 That's not what I said. 581 00:43:15,046 --> 00:43:17,725 - Davey McKenzie. - I won't go after him. 582 00:43:17,726 --> 00:43:20,205 His wife's here, boardroom eight. 583 00:43:21,656 --> 00:43:23,115 You better... 584 00:43:32,016 --> 00:43:35,395 I was trying to add up how many hours I've spent married. 585 00:43:37,036 --> 00:43:39,615 How many hours I've spent 586 00:43:39,616 --> 00:43:42,195 listening to him, 587 00:43:42,196 --> 00:43:46,415 cooking for him, washing for him, screwing him. 588 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,755 I see my girlfriends checking their husbands pockets 589 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:53,305 for hotel receipts, or the phone for a deleted message. 590 00:43:54,946 --> 00:43:58,925 And I was always so grateful that my Davey wasn't like that. 591 00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:05,165 Should have remembered he is a businessman. He always said... 592 00:44:07,886 --> 00:44:10,925 "See, Goldie, 593 00:44:10,926 --> 00:44:13,925 little thieves get hanged, great ones escape." 594 00:44:15,566 --> 00:44:17,495 Well, not any more. 595 00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:26,675 Mrs McKenzie, I believe your husband has appointed another solicitor. 596 00:44:26,676 --> 00:44:30,805 Yeah, I heard. So represent me. 597 00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:32,775 Give me the divorce you would want 598 00:44:32,776 --> 00:44:35,675 if you were to ever find yourself here. 599 00:44:39,526 --> 00:44:42,105 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 600 00:44:44,026 --> 00:44:46,085 Biologically, man is not designed 601 00:44:46,086 --> 00:44:49,325 to watch the mating rituals of his children. 602 00:45:06,856 --> 00:45:08,495 MESSAGE ALERT 603 00:45:22,046 --> 00:45:24,864 SHE RINGS DOORBELL 604 00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:31,424 Oh, she's right, new hair. 605 00:45:34,475 --> 00:45:38,224 - Looks good. - That's why I like you. 606 00:45:40,055 --> 00:45:42,064 - Apology? - I'm going in here. 607 00:45:45,955 --> 00:45:48,634 - Hey. - Brace yourself. 608 00:45:56,175 --> 00:45:57,864 What did I do? 609 00:45:57,865 --> 00:45:59,594 RAP MUSIC PLAYS 610 00:45:59,595 --> 00:46:01,994 Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no, not on my watch. 611 00:46:01,995 --> 00:46:06,814 This music must die, you'll kill the old people. 612 00:46:06,815 --> 00:46:10,564 Give it to me. No, no more. I'm not having it. 613 00:46:10,565 --> 00:46:11,974 Mummy! 614 00:46:11,975 --> 00:46:13,994 UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES 615 00:46:15,725 --> 00:46:17,744 We said we'd spend more time. 616 00:46:17,745 --> 00:46:20,084 What have we got to do Ito get you back, eh? 617 00:46:25,615 --> 00:46:26,694 Mum! 618 00:46:41,325 --> 00:46:43,904 What are you doing? 619 00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:46,004 Wear that. 620 00:46:46,005 --> 00:46:47,884 Why? 621 00:46:47,885 --> 00:46:51,074 Because there must some reason Mum's kept all this shit. 622 00:46:55,525 --> 00:46:57,634 - Sexy. - You look really good. 623 00:47:18,075 --> 00:47:22,294 Hannah, get in here now. Get in here now. 624 00:47:22,295 --> 00:47:24,914 OK, OK. 625 00:47:24,915 --> 00:47:27,264 OK, serious, serious. 626 00:47:27,265 --> 00:47:29,844 - Bomber jacket. - Oh, really? 627 00:47:29,845 --> 00:47:33,354 - Yes, yes. - Maybe, maybe? 628 00:47:34,525 --> 00:47:37,624 - Once we cut the cake I'm out of here. - OK. 629 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,104 THEY LAUGH 630 00:47:50,985 --> 00:47:52,954 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 631 00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:56,324 Great. 632 00:47:57,495 --> 00:48:00,504 Marge Simpson meets Sunset Boulevard. 633 00:48:02,705 --> 00:48:05,184 Our mother is a hoarder. 634 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:07,344 Ooh, these are prehistoric. 635 00:48:09,505 --> 00:48:11,424 What are they doing out? 636 00:48:12,785 --> 00:48:17,934 Oh, I thought there might be something I could use for the wedding. 637 00:48:17,935 --> 00:48:21,174 Erm, please may I use your tapes? 638 00:48:21,175 --> 00:48:22,624 No. 639 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:25,674 Rosabelle, back slowly away. 640 00:48:25,675 --> 00:48:28,484 Don't do that, don't make me always have to be grown-up. 641 00:48:28,485 --> 00:48:30,364 These are my tapes. 642 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:33,411 Mine. You don't just take something that is not yours 643 00:48:33,412 --> 00:48:34,725 and leave the rest of us to pick up the shit. 644 00:48:34,726 --> 00:48:36,784 - Hannah! - OK. 645 00:48:36,785 --> 00:48:38,614 Um... 646 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:40,600 We're going to go downstairs 647 00:48:40,601 --> 00:48:44,284 to that thing known to some as a party, Hannah. 648 00:48:44,285 --> 00:48:46,230 - Did you tell her? - Tell me what? 649 00:48:46,231 --> 00:48:47,664 - Not yet. - Tell me what? 650 00:48:49,915 --> 00:48:51,694 What? 651 00:48:51,695 --> 00:48:55,164 OK, Rose. You're going to cry in a moment. 652 00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,984 But it is OK. 653 00:48:56,985 --> 00:48:59,004 What, you've got a terminal illness? 654 00:49:02,845 --> 00:49:05,384 - I saw Dad today. - What? 655 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,774 - He just turned up. - Hannah, Hannah? 656 00:49:10,775 --> 00:49:13,295 - What? - Your moment has arrived. Speech. 657 00:49:13,296 --> 00:49:16,064 Oh, shit. Cake. 658 00:49:37,025 --> 00:49:42,034 Where do I start with Ruth Alice Defoe? 659 00:49:44,105 --> 00:49:49,114 The doyenne of family law, as quoted by the Times. 660 00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:57,364 When I was younger, 661 00:49:57,365 --> 00:50:01,214 a lot younger than I am now, I... 662 00:50:03,045 --> 00:50:06,464 ... remember you standing in this living room, 663 00:50:06,465 --> 00:50:07,914 glass of wine in hand... 664 00:50:09,655 --> 00:50:12,134 ... and you were dancing. 665 00:50:12,135 --> 00:50:15,514 Not many of you have seen my mother dance. 666 00:50:15,515 --> 00:50:19,024 But when I was a child, 667 00:50:19,025 --> 00:50:20,904 she liked to dance. 668 00:50:23,525 --> 00:50:28,544 Anyway, she was dancing and I must have asked her something like, 669 00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:31,074 "What are you doing?" 670 00:50:31,075 --> 00:50:35,154 And... I'll never forget your reply. 671 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:41,484 "Hannah, the thing you need to know 672 00:50:41,485 --> 00:50:44,954 in life is men will come and go. 673 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:53,624 So the only relationship 674 00:50:53,625 --> 00:50:58,354 really worth having is the one you have with yourself." 675 00:50:58,355 --> 00:51:01,354 I've always admired that. 676 00:51:01,355 --> 00:51:03,464 You've raised three children, 677 00:51:03,465 --> 00:51:06,884 you built up Defoes and you did it... 678 00:51:08,715 --> 00:51:10,404 ... all on your own. 679 00:51:10,405 --> 00:51:13,214 But more than that, you always 680 00:51:13,215 --> 00:51:18,284 made it feel like it was just the four of us... 681 00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:21,464 ... against the world. 682 00:51:23,485 --> 00:51:26,064 That we didn't need anyone else. 683 00:51:31,645 --> 00:51:34,033 And we didn't. 684 00:51:34,034 --> 00:51:38,583 Until life and love and boys... 685 00:51:40,324 --> 00:51:42,853 ... came along. So, 686 00:51:42,854 --> 00:51:47,863 to my beautiful, strong, indestructible mother. 687 00:51:50,494 --> 00:51:52,273 Happy birthday! 688 00:51:54,524 --> 00:51:57,243 Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 689 00:51:57,244 --> 00:51:59,023 I love you all. 690 00:52:00,194 --> 00:52:03,103 More than you will ever know. 691 00:52:05,634 --> 00:52:08,583 Now, go, dance! 692 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:11,823 We will never talk of this again! 693 00:52:28,934 --> 00:52:31,323 I said no speeches. 694 00:52:34,464 --> 00:52:37,513 It was quite touching, as far as speeches go. 695 00:52:37,514 --> 00:52:39,483 You signed Davey McKenzie. 696 00:52:40,934 --> 00:52:42,483 We need him. 697 00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:46,183 Defoes needs him. 698 00:52:46,184 --> 00:52:48,796 He's a shit. Davey McKenzie is a shit 699 00:52:48,797 --> 00:52:50,880 and you're going to make that divorce even shittier. 700 00:52:51,224 --> 00:52:52,563 Divorce shouldn't be easy. 701 00:52:52,564 --> 00:52:55,793 It's there to remind you that however bad it is in that God-awful 702 00:52:55,794 --> 00:52:59,263 state called marriage, getting out would be an even greater hell. 703 00:52:59,264 --> 00:53:01,462 Who says it has to be terrible? There is another way. 704 00:53:01,463 --> 00:53:03,533 Tilly, Tilly! 705 00:53:03,534 --> 00:53:05,683 You want some pizza? 706 00:53:05,684 --> 00:53:07,753 - Tilly. - I'll take that as a yes. 707 00:53:08,734 --> 00:53:10,143 Tilly, move. 708 00:53:12,254 --> 00:53:13,753 I relied on you, Hannah. 709 00:53:16,044 --> 00:53:18,713 I counted on you. 710 00:53:18,714 --> 00:53:21,393 And you walked out. 711 00:53:24,394 --> 00:53:28,333 Maybe it's because I'm tired of being the one relied upon. 712 00:53:31,004 --> 00:53:32,453 Counted on. 713 00:53:35,594 --> 00:53:37,143 Be careful, Hannah. 714 00:53:37,144 --> 00:53:39,723 Family is fragile. 715 00:53:39,724 --> 00:53:43,753 No-one is immune to it breaking, not even you. 716 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:48,253 And I'm afraid you'll abandon it before it abandons you. 717 00:53:48,254 --> 00:53:50,553 I blame your father for that. 718 00:53:55,844 --> 00:53:58,283 Well, you can tell him. 719 00:54:01,844 --> 00:54:03,343 I saw him today. 720 00:54:05,974 --> 00:54:07,613 Why now? 721 00:54:07,614 --> 00:54:09,393 Why does he come back now? 722 00:54:22,704 --> 00:54:25,663 On the upside, he wrote you a card. 723 00:54:25,664 --> 00:54:27,443 It's on the mantelpiece. 724 00:55:03,254 --> 00:55:04,943 Tell your dad I'm ordering a cab. 725 00:55:13,994 --> 00:55:16,053 MESSAGE ALERT 726 00:55:17,754 --> 00:55:19,850 _ 727 00:55:34,524 --> 00:55:35,553 Bye. 728 00:55:36,634 --> 00:55:38,043 Children. 729 00:55:48,544 --> 00:55:50,603 ♪ And I'm healing ♪ 730 00:55:51,874 --> 00:55:53,793 ♪ And I'm happy ♪ 731 00:55:54,824 --> 00:55:57,633 ♪ just for a moment I'm free ♪ 732 00:55:59,234 --> 00:56:01,383 ♪ Then it dawns on me ♪ 733 00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:06,633 ♪ That no time has passed... ♪ 734 00:56:06,634 --> 00:56:08,563 Hey. 735 00:56:08,564 --> 00:56:12,213 ♪ And I'm getting nowhere ♪ 736 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,203 ♪ That's a fact ♪ 737 00:56:18,924 --> 00:56:21,923 ♪ To the night ♪ 738 00:56:21,924 --> 00:56:26,983 ♪ Saw what I was really like ♪ 739 00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:31,623 ♪ Start with a kiss, end with a fight ♪ 740 00:56:33,034 --> 00:56:36,543 ♪ Come and go ♪ 741 00:56:36,544 --> 00:56:41,613 ♪ Acting like you didn't know ♪ 742 00:56:41,894 --> 00:56:46,063 ♪ That I have lost my head ♪ 743 00:56:46,064 --> 00:56:49,673 ♪ Woohoo ♪ 744 00:56:49,674 --> 00:56:53,283 - ♪ Woohoo... ♪ - MESSAGE ALERT 745 00:56:58,384 --> 00:57:00,604 _ 746 00:57:08,205 --> 00:57:10,400 _ 747 00:57:16,394 --> 00:57:17,893 MESSAGE ALERT 748 00:57:33,134 --> 00:57:36,923 ♪ Woohoo ♪ 749 00:57:36,924 --> 00:57:39,973 ♪ Woohoo ♪ 750 00:57:39,974 --> 00:57:44,974 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -