1
00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:04,479
- This road trip is just so unremarkable.
- Well, what were you expecting?

2
00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,302
I mean, we're picking
our friend up from rehab

3
00:00:06,303 --> 00:00:08,721
and I just thought there'd be something
I could write about in my book.

4
00:00:08,746 --> 00:00:10,604
She told me that there was
something that I needed to sign,

5
00:00:10,605 --> 00:00:11,734
so I could come get her...

6
00:00:11,735 --> 00:00:13,562
No, we offered to drive
her to the airport,

7
00:00:13,575 --> 00:00:15,508
but she said you were
coming here for her.

8
00:00:15,533 --> 00:00:17,533
There's an airport?

9
00:00:17,792 --> 00:00:19,792
We live in a huge
sprawling Metropolis

10
00:00:19,817 --> 00:00:22,529
where it's very, very easy to avoid
the person you don't want to see.

11
00:00:22,554 --> 00:00:23,875
Yeah, but that's so sad.

12
00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:26,133
Why? Because we once shared
true and stunning intimacies

13
00:00:26,158 --> 00:00:28,158
and now we're nothing
more than strangers?

14
00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:29,287
Exactly.

15
00:00:29,288 --> 00:00:31,171
That's not sad, Hannah.
That's called life.

16
00:00:31,172 --> 00:00:33,052
I missed you so much.

17
00:00:33,053 --> 00:00:35,213
And I would really like it if
you would please stop leaving,

18
00:00:35,238 --> 00:00:37,995
'cause I'm really looking
forward to you being around.

19
00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,435
I don't care about hair.

20
00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:52,138
It grows, it shrinks.
You can't get attached.

21
00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:55,075
Plus, you should feel very confident
'cause I'm a lot better at this

22
00:00:55,076 --> 00:00:58,231
when I'm not in the middle
of an obsessive-compulsive meltdown.

23
00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:02,265
Fuck.

24
00:01:06,056 --> 00:01:07,351
What?

25
00:01:08,314 --> 00:01:09,780
Wait...

26
00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:13,882
I can't hear you. Calm down.
Breathe from your stomach.

27
00:01:14,302 --> 00:01:15,947
Where are you?

28
00:01:17,274 --> 00:01:18,842
Are you serious?

29
00:01:21,441 --> 00:01:25,379
Okay, okay, okay.
1616 India Street.

30
00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:27,995
Yes, see you
in a bit.

31
00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:31,575
Who did you just
give our address to?

32
00:01:32,414 --> 00:01:35,888
My sister.

33
00:01:36,178 --> 00:01:40,020
I mean, I guess I should've known what was
going on from the beginning, you know?

34
00:01:40,021 --> 00:01:43,160
But he had so many pets
and was so good to them.

35
00:01:43,161 --> 00:01:46,501
How could a man who loves animals
with such a haunting totality

36
00:01:46,502 --> 00:01:48,641
just turn around
and brutally rebuff me?

37
00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,430
- It doesn't make sense.
- It's shocking.

38
00:01:50,431 --> 00:01:52,335
- It is.
- So, I don't fucking get it.

39
00:01:52,336 --> 00:01:54,847
He just dropped you
by the side of the road?

40
00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,855
Yeah, right to the guardrail. "Go,"
he said, "I'm saving you from me."

41
00:01:58,982 --> 00:02:02,516
I hitched to the nearest bus station,
and a very sweet, sad-eyed clerk

42
00:02:02,517 --> 00:02:05,266
took pity on me and gave me
a ticket, thank God.

43
00:02:05,307 --> 00:02:08,885
I am so sorry this happened.
I really am.

44
00:02:08,886 --> 00:02:11,791
Thank you so much.
You're so sweet.

45
00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:15,323
I promise I won't avail myself of
your hospitality for very long.

46
00:02:15,356 --> 00:02:18,391
Fuck, no. You're not availing
yourself of it at all.

47
00:02:18,392 --> 00:02:19,928
Adam, we have
a spare room.

48
00:02:19,929 --> 00:02:22,305
We're happy to have you stay with
us for as long as you need to...

49
00:02:22,306 --> 00:02:24,314
No, she can't.
You're not staying.

50
00:02:24,347 --> 00:02:27,521
You can wipe your nose with some toilet
paper, then you can fucking get lost.

51
00:02:27,554 --> 00:02:32,094
I understand your frustration
with me, Addie, I really do.

52
00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:35,708
But I have nowhere
to get lost to, okay?

53
00:02:35,709 --> 00:02:37,750
I'm unemployed
and homeless.

54
00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:41,709
I got fired because apparently nobody
trusts a young, beautiful teacher.

55
00:02:41,742 --> 00:02:44,260
They only want
old, stinky ones.

56
00:02:44,261 --> 00:02:46,399
Horrible double standard
in our culture.

57
00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,851
Believe me, this is the last
place in the world I want to be.

58
00:02:49,852 --> 00:02:52,207
Obviously it's not the last
place because you're here

59
00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:54,448
even though I told you you're never
welcome to stay with me again

60
00:02:54,449 --> 00:02:55,904
after you tried to
euthanize Grandma Helen.

61
00:02:55,905 --> 00:02:58,376
She asked me to!
She said she was terminal!

62
00:02:58,377 --> 00:03:00,497
I'm sorry that I believed
our dying grandma!

63
00:03:00,498 --> 00:03:03,953
There's not a fucking chance!
Not a fucking chance in hell, Liney.

64
00:03:07,142 --> 00:03:09,351
I don't know why you're
being so mean to her, okay?

65
00:03:09,352 --> 00:03:11,952
We have this whole extra bedroom
for exactly this purpose.

66
00:03:11,953 --> 00:03:14,710
We have all that fancy soap
I stole from my parents' hotel.

67
00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:16,046
I don't get
why you're doing this.

68
00:03:16,047 --> 00:03:18,782
I know you're just trying to be nice,
but there is no being nice to this girl.

69
00:03:18,815 --> 00:03:20,151
She destroys
everything in her wake.

70
00:03:20,191 --> 00:03:21,887
- That's not possible.
- She can't stay.

71
00:03:21,889 --> 00:03:25,791
I know her better than you do.
Trust me, please. I'm not being a dick.

72
00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:28,665
- Okay, I trust you.
- Thank you.

73
00:03:28,698 --> 00:03:30,466
You're welcome.

74
00:03:31,802 --> 00:03:33,966
- No.
- Okay.

75
00:03:38,575 --> 00:03:41,541
Season 3, Episode 3
"She Said OK"

76
00:03:41,714 --> 00:03:44,714
Synced by Reef
www.addic7ed.com

77
00:04:16,070 --> 00:04:19,246
Look, I just need you
to take this video down.

78
00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:21,878
I don't have the password,
but it is my face, okay?

79
00:04:21,911 --> 00:04:24,583
I am in the video. I can
give you proof of that.

80
00:04:24,616 --> 00:04:25,950
It's me.

81
00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:28,884
No, it's my...
yeah, it's my face.

82
00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:30,589
I am in the video.
What more do you want?

83
00:04:30,622 --> 00:04:33,188
Do you want me to send you proof
of identification or something

84
00:04:33,221 --> 00:04:35,269
so you know it's me?
I can do that.

85
00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:39,016
I could, like, text you my
driver's license or something.

86
00:04:39,427 --> 00:04:40,897
I'm not gonna
ask him for it

87
00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:43,757
because I fucking hate him.
He broke my heart.

88
00:04:43,758 --> 00:04:47,158
He, like, ruined my fucking life.
I'm not gonna get in touch with him.

89
00:04:47,231 --> 00:04:49,764
You are a moron!
Seriously?

90
00:04:49,797 --> 00:04:52,468
Why can't you
understand this?

91
00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,837
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.

92
00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:56,005
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.

93
00:04:56,038 --> 00:04:58,876
I did not mean to offend you.
I'm really, really sorry.

94
00:04:58,909 --> 00:05:00,405
What's your name?

95
00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:02,809
Marcel?
My name's Marnie.

96
00:05:02,842 --> 00:05:05,948
I really apologize for
losing my temper at you.

97
00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:22,189
Hey, Caroline.

98
00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:24,456
I am so sorry,
but I forgot that my friend,

99
00:05:24,489 --> 00:05:26,958
um, Kerrity is coming
to stay here.

100
00:05:26,991 --> 00:05:28,622
She's an old
gymnastics friend,

101
00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:30,773
and I just don't feel comfortable
leaving her in the lurch...

102
00:05:30,774 --> 00:05:32,858
I understand. It's
totally okay, Hannah.

103
00:05:32,884 --> 00:05:34,182
- I'll be fine.
- Okay, great.

104
00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,169
I'm really not as fragile
as he thinks I am.

105
00:05:36,177 --> 00:05:38,343
- Okay, good.
- I'm really a good old girl.

106
00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:40,910
- Good.
- But if you did have some arnica

107
00:05:40,943 --> 00:05:44,108
for these bruises on my thigh,
that would be so helpful.

108
00:05:44,141 --> 00:05:47,177
Did you run into something, or is that
more of, like, an abuse scenario?

109
00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:48,312
'Cause those
are really...

110
00:05:48,345 --> 00:05:49,576
You know, I don't know
what to call

111
00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:51,111
a provoked physical attack
by someone you love.

112
00:05:51,144 --> 00:05:53,510
- I really don't.
- He fucking hit you?

113
00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:56,196
- Where is he now?
- It's not that simple.

114
00:05:56,197 --> 00:05:58,802
You know, I have a much more
complex view of these things.

115
00:05:58,803 --> 00:06:01,538
I have recently become
just keenly aware

116
00:06:01,539 --> 00:06:04,453
of the challenge that I present
to those who surround me, and I was...

117
00:06:04,454 --> 00:06:07,158
Do you want to come
to my birthday party?

118
00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:09,170
I mean, I don't know,
it might be totally lame,

119
00:06:09,195 --> 00:06:10,992
and I'm not sure... my mom and
my best friend are organizing.

120
00:06:11,025 --> 00:06:12,559
It could be
just ridiculous,

121
00:06:12,592 --> 00:06:14,895
but maybe it'll take your mind
off things and, who knows?

122
00:06:14,928 --> 00:06:17,028
It would be my honor.

123
00:06:17,061 --> 00:06:18,698
- Thank you.
- Good.

124
00:06:18,731 --> 00:06:20,458
- Thank you.
- Good.

125
00:06:20,685 --> 00:06:25,399
Adam, can I borrow pants, a shirt, and
a dickey for the birthday party, please?

126
00:06:26,442 --> 00:06:29,396
Did I mention the drug test
we require of all new employees?

127
00:06:29,437 --> 00:06:33,065
I'm kidding. Welcome aboard.
See you next week.

128
00:06:35,233 --> 00:06:37,166
So, is that
the first hire?

129
00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:39,205
Yeah, 'cause you made me
take all the Bad News Bears

130
00:06:39,238 --> 00:06:41,668
from the old location,
which is bullshit.

131
00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,738
Loyalty will get you
everywhere.

132
00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:48,338
You know, if you wrote down
all these business lessons,

133
00:06:48,378 --> 00:06:50,909
then you wouldn't have to spout
embarrassing platitudes in public.

134
00:06:50,942 --> 00:06:52,476
Think about that.

135
00:06:52,509 --> 00:06:55,848
The fact is, Ray, I won't be
spouting platitudes much longer.

136
00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:58,248
I know, you're sick.

137
00:06:58,281 --> 00:07:01,415
The thing is, if you don't tell me what
you're sick with, then I can't help you.

138
00:07:01,456 --> 00:07:05,493
- And furthermore, I can't care.
- That is heartwarming, Ray.

139
00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:09,823
Ray, I love you... like a son.

140
00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:12,862
I love you
like a bastard son.

141
00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:17,451
I love you, too, Hermie.
I do, and I have to admit...

142
00:07:18,136 --> 00:07:20,365
I'm kinda scared,
you know?

143
00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:23,268
Life can be terrifying,
even if you're not sick.

144
00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:28,209
No, no, I'm scared of being a boss.
Like, a real, legitimate boss, you know?

145
00:07:28,243 --> 00:07:30,305
Of making decisions
for the entire team.

146
00:07:30,346 --> 00:07:33,152
Of having boundaries and
respecting those boundaries.

147
00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,501
Of being the type of man that
can handle all this shit.

148
00:07:35,649 --> 00:07:39,550
It's simple, Ray. Don't hit
anyone, don't shtup anyone,

149
00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:43,050
clean so that rats don't get tempted,
and you got yourself a business.

150
00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,985
Don't shtup anybody?

151
00:07:45,018 --> 00:07:47,610
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay.

152
00:07:47,611 --> 00:07:49,872
All right. If it's really
that simple, I can do that.

153
00:07:50,135 --> 00:07:53,332
I can do that for you, but I'm telling
you, you're gonna outlive us all.

154
00:07:53,365 --> 00:07:55,834
You'll see, you're gonna be
like Ingmar fucking Bergman.

155
00:07:55,835 --> 00:07:57,858
He said he was
gonna die every day.

156
00:07:57,859 --> 00:08:01,090
He lived to his late 80s on his
own private Swedish island.

157
00:08:01,205 --> 00:08:02,907
Think about it, Hermie.

158
00:08:12,814 --> 00:08:15,080
- Ray!
<i>- Yay!</i>

159
00:08:15,081 --> 00:08:16,848
Holla!

160
00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:18,802
Happy birthday!

161
00:08:18,803 --> 00:08:21,317
- Surprise!
- It's not a surprise party.

162
00:08:21,318 --> 00:08:23,181
- Oh.
- I'm still so excited.

163
00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:24,558
I have no idea
why he said that.

164
00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,359
- I specifically told him not to.
- I forgot.

165
00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,234
This is so amazing that you
guys are doing this for me.

166
00:08:29,235 --> 00:08:31,229
We're just paying.
Marnie's done so much.

167
00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:33,102
I can't believe
you're turning 25.

168
00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:35,470
- Where does the time go?
- I don't know.

169
00:08:35,503 --> 00:08:37,637
- You look so wonderful.
- Thank you.

170
00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:40,906
Doesn't she? I keep telling her she could
look like this every day if she wanted.

171
00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:43,690
You really
look great, sweetie.

172
00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,995
Oh, um, this is Adam's
sister, Caroline.

173
00:08:45,996 --> 00:08:49,424
- Oh, hi.
- Just so healthy and clean...

174
00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,973
- ...and just, you know, wow.
- Mom, I get it.

175
00:08:51,974 --> 00:08:53,507
Hey.

176
00:08:53,508 --> 00:08:55,074
Oh, hi.

177
00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:57,807
- Oh, golly.
- Okay, okay, okay. That's enough.

178
00:08:57,808 --> 00:09:00,392
And you remember Adam from
my period of mental illness.

179
00:09:00,393 --> 00:09:02,452
Hey, so fucking good
to see you, Mr. Horvath.

180
00:09:02,453 --> 00:09:04,625
- You're fucking right.
- Mrs. Horvath.

181
00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:06,558
- How are you?
- Just a family affair, huh?

182
00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:09,156
It's great you
could make it, Caroline.

183
00:09:09,234 --> 00:09:11,601
Anyway, so you guys
should all go get drinks.

184
00:09:11,642 --> 00:09:13,937
We're paying for all of
the liquor until 10:00 PM.

185
00:09:13,977 --> 00:09:15,407
<i>We</i> are paying?

186
00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:19,281
And if you do want to get a drink, just
use the passcode, which is "banana."

187
00:09:19,314 --> 00:09:20,817
Banana.

188
00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,945
- Banana, banana.
<i>- Shh.</i>

189
00:09:22,986 --> 00:09:25,688
Yep, it is, and if
you say it too loudly,

190
00:09:25,721 --> 00:09:27,352
everyone else will hear it and
then they'll get free drinks,

191
00:09:27,385 --> 00:09:28,583
so just keep it
to yourself.

192
00:09:28,624 --> 00:09:31,519
I'm gonna
show you around.

193
00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,927
Hannah...

194
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,424
I'll be right back.

195
00:09:34,457 --> 00:09:36,432
So, Caroline,
how old are you?

196
00:09:37,761 --> 00:09:40,860
I love your hat.

197
00:09:40,893 --> 00:09:42,260
You're so great
to do this,

198
00:09:42,301 --> 00:09:44,872
especially considering everything
you're dealing with with Charlie and...

199
00:09:44,898 --> 00:09:48,502
Are you joking? This is, like,
the nicest distraction for me to have.

200
00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:50,911
It's so good for me to,
like, throw myself into this.

201
00:09:50,944 --> 00:09:52,375
And I'll have a bunch
of party pictures

202
00:09:52,408 --> 00:09:54,982
that I can post to Instagram
'cause I know he checks it.

203
00:09:55,015 --> 00:09:57,276
- He definitely checks it.
- He fucking checks it.

204
00:09:57,317 --> 00:10:00,315
- Happy birthday, boo!
- Hi, how are you, Tako?

205
00:10:00,348 --> 00:10:02,253
Happy birthday.
This is Prietta.

206
00:10:02,286 --> 00:10:04,653
- Hey, good to meet you.
- My love. Where's Adam?

207
00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:07,154
He's stuck with my parents.
Please go rescue him.

208
00:10:07,187 --> 00:10:08,584
- I'll be back.
- Sorry.

209
00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:10,087
I just have something
to show you.

210
00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,191
Awesome.
Laird!

211
00:10:12,224 --> 00:10:16,126
Hannah, hi. On the occasion
of your birthday, I present...

212
00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:17,925
You know what? You can just
go ahead and leave that

213
00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:20,342
in the back room with
the rest of the presents.

214
00:10:20,433 --> 00:10:23,167
- Tinu! Hi!
- Oh, hey! Happy birthday.

215
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,438
- No.
- I'll find you in a second.

216
00:10:25,471 --> 00:10:27,333
Just really quick.

217
00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:31,173
- Boo.
- Oh, my God!

218
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,276
- Happy birthday!
- Hello, darling.

219
00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:36,811
- Hi.
- You look... amaze, birthday girl.

220
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,780
- Thank you.
- I have some drinks for everybody.

221
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,650
- This is great.
- Cheers.

222
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,616
Twenty fucking five.

223
00:10:43,649 --> 00:10:45,047
- That's how old I am.
- Oh, my God.

224
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,615
I cannot believe it.
How does it feel?

225
00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:48,320
- It feels great.
- Yeah?

226
00:10:48,353 --> 00:10:49,753
Being 25 is great.

227
00:10:49,786 --> 00:10:51,320
It's really amazing
that all three of you

228
00:10:51,353 --> 00:10:53,654
have accomplished so little
in the four years since college.

229
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,454
I mean, think about it.
Four years.

230
00:10:55,495 --> 00:10:57,760
Four years
is, like, nothing.

231
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,799
Your 21st birthday
feels like yesterday to me.

232
00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:02,095
Do you remember, we sang
the duet from "Rent"?

233
00:11:02,135 --> 00:11:03,798
Oh, my God, we sang
"Take Me or Leave Me."

234
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,565
- It was atrocious.
- It was so fun.

235
00:11:06,606 --> 00:11:09,301
It was the happiest
we've ever been, remember?

236
00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:11,604
We should do it again.
There's a stage right there.

237
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:14,308
Marnie, I cherish you
on an interpersonal level,

238
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:18,277
I love this party. The last thing I want
to do is sing anything from "Rent."

239
00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:20,517
Okay.

240
00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:25,798
Guys, I really wish you
weren't watching this right now.

241
00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:27,855
Marnie, shh,
it's not that bad.

242
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,293
I just... Charlie
made me do it

243
00:11:29,326 --> 00:11:32,759
and then he, like, put it on YouTube
and he was like, "Ta-da."

244
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,102
But I should've been like, "Fuck you.
Here's the video."

245
00:11:36,135 --> 00:11:39,035
Marnie, you were definitely
complicit in the creation of this.

246
00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,869
Why don't you just call
him and ask for his password?

247
00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:44,208
I don't want to fucking call him,
and I do not want to know his password.

248
00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:47,448
Maybe his password is, "I shape
my pubes into a neat box."

249
00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:51,017
People are so mean
in the comment section.

250
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,319
Oh, my God,
it's crazy.

251
00:11:52,352 --> 00:11:56,133
"Please stab this Disney princess
in the face and shut her the fuck up."

252
00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:58,687
Don't... I don't want to
read... I don't read comments.

253
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,526
The guy likes your tits.

254
00:12:32,789 --> 00:12:35,587
Hey.

255
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,364
You're not dancing.

256
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,903
No, I'm not.

257
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,807
You're not
fucking dancing.

258
00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,216
I'm not fucking dancing.

259
00:12:56,294 --> 00:12:57,997
Dance with me.

260
00:12:58,218 --> 00:13:00,016
I'm gonna pass.

261
00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:02,793
Oh, don't be so stoic.
Dance with me.

262
00:13:02,826 --> 00:13:04,761
Really, I'm okay.
Thank you.

263
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:06,729
Thank you.

264
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:10,200
I leave my body during sex.
It's called disassociation.

265
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:12,198
It's an anxiety symptom.

266
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,396
Listen, I just got out
of a relationship, okay?

267
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,863
And my ex is here and I'm not
really in the mood to talk...

268
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,296
What?

269
00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:22,736
I said I'm not really
in the mood to talk to...

270
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,471
I can't hear you. Can you
come a little closer?

271
00:13:27,304 --> 00:13:29,975
I said I'm not really
in the mood... ow!

272
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,710
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

273
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,182
Sorry?

274
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,477
Jesus Christ.

275
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:46,860
Excuse me?

276
00:13:46,861 --> 00:13:48,229
Hello?

277
00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:50,552
- Barkeep!
- Good luck.

278
00:13:50,585 --> 00:13:53,058
This guy apparently
hates serving people.

279
00:13:53,091 --> 00:13:55,862
It's like his biggest
pet peeve, doing his job.

280
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:59,302
You can tell he fancies himself
one of these mixologists, right?

281
00:13:59,335 --> 00:14:02,169
Dude, they're not
going home with you, okay?

282
00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,003
Be reasonable.

283
00:14:07,819 --> 00:14:10,217
Zombie bite.

284
00:14:14,124 --> 00:14:16,090
I like your style.

285
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,055
- I'm Ray.
- Kobi.

286
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:19,958
Kobi.
Good man, Kobi.

287
00:14:19,991 --> 00:14:21,295
Good man, indeed.

288
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,357
So, what brings you
out here tonight, Kobi?

289
00:14:23,390 --> 00:14:26,398
Why does any guy come to a place
where there's dancing?

290
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,828
A girl told me to come.

291
00:14:27,861 --> 00:14:30,996
Right. And who is this
tantalizing vixen, hmm?

292
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,171
Shoshanna Shapiro.

293
00:14:36,622 --> 00:14:38,357
Oh, you know her?

294
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,595
A little bit.

295
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:43,376
- Yeah, how'd you guys meet?
- On the street, actually.

296
00:14:43,409 --> 00:14:45,821
- On the street?
- This girl is crazy.

297
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,712
I mean, she was drunk
and she just screams,

298
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:50,153
"Hey, hottie. You know where
I can find some dank weed?"

299
00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:53,813
So I'm telling her, and then her and her
friends pull me into a cab with them.

300
00:14:53,814 --> 00:14:56,313
It was like a Cîroc
commercial, I swear.

301
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:57,953
Hmm, that's crazy.

302
00:14:57,986 --> 00:15:01,717
Dude, she's got some pretty
diverting friends, so maybe...

303
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,919
Yeah.

304
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:14,259
- They always do that.
- It's so fucking cool.

305
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,331
Caroline's
being okay, right?

306
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:17,728
Well...

307
00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:20,835
So far, but I'm telling you,
she starts out great,

308
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:24,804
and then she'll flush all your fish down
the toilet because they need to be free.

309
00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:26,838
She's mean
in her heart, Hannah.

310
00:15:26,878 --> 00:15:28,963
She's the opposite of you.
She's mean inside.

311
00:15:28,964 --> 00:15:32,146
- I can be really mean.
- She's a selfish fucking disaster.

312
00:15:32,179 --> 00:15:34,411
She doesn't even have the common
courtesy to implode alone.

313
00:15:34,444 --> 00:15:36,820
All must go down
with her.

314
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,188
Okay.

315
00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:40,681
I really hear you,
but she's being fine tonight,

316
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,518
and she's not
staying with us.

317
00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,318
She's not staying with us.

318
00:15:44,351 --> 00:15:46,624
Adam, I always
have terrible birthdays.

319
00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:47,991
It's kind of my thing.

320
00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:51,558
So can we please just
try and have fun?

321
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,261
No?

322
00:15:55,294 --> 00:15:58,227
- No, we can't?
- Yes, we can.

323
00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:01,532
- Hey!
- Yes, we can.

324
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,265
Hey.

325
00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:36,430
- Shosh, hey.
- Hi.

326
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,629
- How's it going?
- Um, g-good.

327
00:16:39,670 --> 00:16:41,269
You're here for...

328
00:16:41,302 --> 00:16:45,004
- Hannah's birthday.
- Hannah's birthday, right.

329
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,668
Of course. Me, too.

330
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,539
- Right.
- Well, yeah.

331
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,770
- That makes sense.
- Makes sense.

332
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,483
- How are things?
- I'm doing well. Yeah, thanks.

333
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,412
Things are good.
Really good, actually.

334
00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:59,684
I moved into Adam's old place
in Prospect Heights...

335
00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:01,356
- Oh, wow.
- Which is really nice.

336
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,187
It's nice to have running
water and drapes and stuff.

337
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:05,628
My Aunt Helene,
you may remember,

338
00:17:05,661 --> 00:17:08,125
is a decorator for
restaurants out in Syosset,

339
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,906
so she's really helping me get the place
all slicked out, looking legit.

340
00:17:11,939 --> 00:17:13,171
- Right.
- So that's nice.

341
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:15,308
And the new Grumpy's
opened up.

342
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,748
It's doing really well.
Better than we expected.

343
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:19,950
- That's great.
- Yeah, so...

344
00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:22,748
Hermie wants to name the new place
Ray's, which is pretty cool.

345
00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:25,389
Oh, wow. That's cool
'cause it's your name.

346
00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:29,491
Yeah, we got eight new employees,
which I hired directly.

347
00:17:29,524 --> 00:17:32,324
One of my many
responsibilities as manager.

348
00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:36,258
And if things
go really well,

349
00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:40,698
in a few months, we
might install a, uh...

350
00:17:41,532 --> 00:17:43,404
I'm sorry.

351
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:47,165
I can't... I just
don't... I'm sorry.

352
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,685
I don't... I don't think
I want to be friends with you.

353
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,721
- Um, okay.
- I just don't...

354
00:17:54,976 --> 00:17:58,107
I don't wanna be polite with you,
I don't wanna have small talk with you.

355
00:17:58,132 --> 00:18:01,271
I just don't... think...

356
00:18:01,766 --> 00:18:04,601
Anyway, enjoy
your evening.

357
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,702
Enjoy your life.

358
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,197
Cool cigarette.

359
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:19,615
I heard neck tattoos
are the new sunglasses.

360
00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:20,679
I hope so.

361
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,017
Hey, ho! Let's go!

362
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:27,056
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

363
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:29,191
Oh, my God,
it's Ed Norton.

364
00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:31,327
- I love him.
- Hannah!

365
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,590
That is not Ed Norton.
That is my editor, David.

366
00:18:33,591 --> 00:18:36,233
I have no idea
what he's doing here.

367
00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,702
Hannah?!

368
00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:38,966
What is he doing here?

369
00:18:38,999 --> 00:18:41,936
I told him about it, but
in the context of a story.

370
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:44,019
I didn't think
he'd actually come.

371
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:47,682
Any of you scruffy
trust-funders seen Hannah?

372
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:51,412
David!

373
00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:53,677
- Honey.
- Hey. Hi.

374
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,486
It is I,
David Pressler-Goings.

375
00:18:57,384 --> 00:18:59,687
I'm sorry.

376
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,119
- Hi.
- Hi.

377
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,696
- I am so glad you could make it.
- Then you should have invited me.

378
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,897
Not that
I would've accepted.

379
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,433
I just happened to be
in the neighborhood

380
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:10,769
because somebody
bitched out on me yet again.

381
00:19:10,802 --> 00:19:13,241
Some little
baby fucking bitch.

382
00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:15,704
So I thought I would drop by and
see how the kids are partying.

383
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,671
- Hello, my name is Marnie Michaels.
- Hi.

384
00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:19,909
I am prominently featured
in many of Hannah's essays.

385
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:22,614
You certainly are. I'm so glad
I didn't wear that dress.

386
00:19:22,647 --> 00:19:24,678
And this is my boyfriend, Adam.

387
00:19:24,711 --> 00:19:27,948
Hey, it's a great and good pleasure
to make your acquaintance.

388
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:29,348
Adam.

389
00:19:29,381 --> 00:19:31,789
A-A-Adam.

390
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:35,086
Adam, Adam.
Adam, come here.

391
00:19:35,127 --> 00:19:37,524
Could you get me
a tall glass of still water

392
00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:40,325
and an Internet-enabled
cell phone of some kind?

393
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,766
Um, I've got
the Internet-enabled phone.

394
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:47,546
Just try it. Try it out.
And you will go and get the water.

395
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:52,067
I'm just gonna download Grindr
on this, just temporarily.

396
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,843
- Cool.
- Sure, yeah.

397
00:19:58,478 --> 00:20:00,881
- It's not really my thing.
- Yeah.

398
00:20:19,631 --> 00:20:21,431
Where is she going?

399
00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:25,263
That was so great.
Thank you guys so much.

400
00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:27,502
Uh, hello, hi.

401
00:20:27,535 --> 00:20:30,102
My name
is Marnie Michaels,

402
00:20:30,135 --> 00:20:33,438
and as many of you know,
we are here tonight

403
00:20:33,479 --> 00:20:36,975
to celebrate
Hannah's 25th birthday.

404
00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:38,649
She's right there,
the birthday girl.

405
00:20:38,682 --> 00:20:42,117
She's wearing her Birthday
Bitch hat, like she oughta.

406
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,551
Um, it means a lot
that you're all here,

407
00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:48,190
and we love you a lot, and most
importantly, Hannah loves you a lot,

408
00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:51,223
and what better thing
to do on this night

409
00:20:51,264 --> 00:20:54,464
than to celebrate the birth of one
of my personal favorite people

410
00:20:54,497 --> 00:20:57,968
on the entire planet,
my Hannah?

411
00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:22,316
<i>Yeah! Yeah!</i>

412
00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,117
Fuck!

413
00:21:28,378 --> 00:21:29,847
Excuse me.

414
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,736
Why did you stop playing
the great song that I requested

415
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,937
and started playing
this piece of shit song?

416
00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:38,409
Because that's what DJs do.
We switch from one song to another.

417
00:21:38,442 --> 00:21:42,944
- Who asked you to change songs?
- That little dude dancing over there.

418
00:21:44,076 --> 00:21:45,859
That guy?
That silver elf over there?

419
00:21:45,884 --> 00:21:48,021
- Yes.
- Poor man's Anderson Cooper?

420
00:21:48,054 --> 00:21:51,003
He told me to call him
the Mixmaster General.

421
00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:52,989
That guy?

422
00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:55,861
I love you so much.
Happy 25th birthday.

423
00:21:55,894 --> 00:22:00,436
And I actually would like
to invite you to the stage

424
00:22:00,469 --> 00:22:02,895
because I have a little bit
of a surprise

425
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:05,236
for you
and for everybody else.

426
00:22:05,269 --> 00:22:09,474
So if you could come on up here
and join me, that would be great.

427
00:22:09,508 --> 00:22:10,746
Go, go, go.

428
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,786
So let's give a warm round
of applause for the birthday girl.

429
00:22:13,787 --> 00:22:15,368
Yay.

430
00:22:19,414 --> 00:22:20,580
You can start the song.

431
00:22:20,614 --> 00:22:22,277
Yay.

432
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,717
This is
an encore performance.

433
00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:34,058
♪ Every single day
I walk down the street ♪

434
00:22:34,452 --> 00:22:38,419
♪ I hear people say,
"Baby, so sweet" ♪

435
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:42,297
♪ Ever since puberty
everybody stares at me ♪

436
00:22:42,298 --> 00:22:45,903
♪ Boys, girls,
I can't help it, baby ♪

437
00:22:45,936 --> 00:22:50,205
♪ So be kind and don't
lose your mind... ♪

438
00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:52,340
When you accept my request,
we enter a contract.

439
00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,667
- Why are you still talking?
- Okay?

440
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,340
A contract between DJ
and listener.

441
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:58,580
And now, based on your actions,
you have failed to honor that contract.

442
00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:00,381
Well, I guess
my life is over, then.

443
00:23:00,414 --> 00:23:02,416
- Be off.
- It's a breach!

444
00:23:02,417 --> 00:23:04,783
Breach of contract.

445
00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,027
Excuse me?

446
00:23:13,621 --> 00:23:15,354
Are you the guy
I just messaged?

447
00:23:15,387 --> 00:23:17,681
'Cause you don't look
like your picture.

448
00:23:17,722 --> 00:23:20,780
Did you tell the DJ
to stop playing my song

449
00:23:20,821 --> 00:23:22,618
and start playing
this piece of shit song?

450
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,480
You're welcome.

451
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,122
Okay, let me tell you something.
That's not how it works, okay?

452
00:23:28,132 --> 00:23:29,731
- How does it work?
- I'll tell you the way it works.

453
00:23:29,764 --> 00:23:32,599
There's a queue, okay? And this
is the way the queue works, okay?

454
00:23:32,632 --> 00:23:33,967
This is the logic
of the queue.

455
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,863
My song plays first
because I asked first.

456
00:23:36,903 --> 00:23:40,699
Your song plays after that
because you did not ask first.

457
00:23:40,732 --> 00:23:44,442
Songs should never, ever,
ever, ever end in the middle.

458
00:23:44,443 --> 00:23:47,751
Okay? It's not fair to end things
in the middle. Do you understand?

459
00:23:47,752 --> 00:23:50,352
- Whoa, are you on coke?
- What? No!

460
00:23:50,353 --> 00:23:52,127
Do you have any coke?

461
00:23:52,345 --> 00:23:55,342
Do you understand
the concept of the queue?

462
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:58,381
Do you? It's the only thing
separating us from the animals!

463
00:23:58,414 --> 00:24:01,319
And now I have
grown weary of you!

464
00:24:04,785 --> 00:24:06,571
Jesus.

465
00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:10,394
- Hey, did you... you hear what...
- Fuck.

466
00:24:12,887 --> 00:24:14,992
Not even close.

467
00:24:16,698 --> 00:24:18,472
<i>Oh, man.</i>

468
00:24:18,505 --> 00:24:22,332
Whoa, what a heady dust up.
I've never felt more alive.

469
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:24,466
I work out.
Come on, let's hug it out.

470
00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:25,707
- Come on, brother.
- What?

471
00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,371
I got 40 more good years.
Let's hug it out.

472
00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:29,706
Come on.

473
00:24:29,739 --> 00:24:31,440
♪ I look before I leap ♪

474
00:24:31,473 --> 00:24:33,574
♪ Margins and discipline ♪

475
00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:35,174
♪ I make lists
in my sleep ♪

476
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,842
♪ Baby,
what's my sin? ♪

477
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,442
♪ Quit, I follow through ♪

478
00:24:39,475 --> 00:24:41,244
- ♪ I hate mess, but I love you... ♪
- Fight!

479
00:24:41,277 --> 00:24:44,749
♪ What to do with
my impromptu baby... ♪

480
00:24:44,782 --> 00:24:45,885
Just keep going.

481
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,221
♪ Be kind,
don't lose... ♪

482
00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:50,190
Fight!

483
00:24:50,223 --> 00:24:53,092
Oh, no, no. It's not about your voice.
It's something small.

484
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,428
There's a fight.

485
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:57,196
♪ Take me
for what I am... ♪

486
00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,564
Just stay.

487
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:01,532
<i>♪ Who I was
meant to be... ♪</i>

488
00:25:01,565 --> 00:25:02,668
You can stay.

489
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:06,637
♪ And if you give a damn

490
00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:10,941
♪ Take me, baby,
or leave me... ♪

491
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,209
What's this from?

492
00:25:17,484 --> 00:25:19,658
Did Caroline leave on her
own or was she kicked out

493
00:25:19,683 --> 00:25:22,415
for, like, trying to steal a
light fixture or something?

494
00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:24,315
I don't know, but she
was definitely gone

495
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,148
before Ray got
punched in the face.

496
00:25:26,181 --> 00:25:28,747
That's too bad. That kind
of shit's right in her wheelhouse.

497
00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:33,655
Yes?

498
00:25:33,688 --> 00:25:35,319
I made you
something.

499
00:25:35,352 --> 00:25:37,987
Oh. Is it drugs?

500
00:25:44,688 --> 00:25:46,525
It's my tooth.

501
00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:49,153
I love it.
No.

502
00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:52,990
Well, it's either mine or Caroline's.
My mom put them all in one box.

503
00:25:53,023 --> 00:25:56,589
But it's definitely
my genetic material.

504
00:25:56,661 --> 00:25:58,625
I love it.

505
00:25:59,408 --> 00:26:01,710
I love it so much.

506
00:26:03,115 --> 00:26:04,316
I love it.

507
00:26:04,349 --> 00:26:06,266
Happy birthday.

508
00:26:06,589 --> 00:26:08,324
Thank you.

509
00:26:29,779 --> 00:26:32,011
I love my necklace.

510
00:26:33,748 --> 00:26:35,314
I have to pee.

511
00:26:35,347 --> 00:26:37,347
Go wait for me.
I'll be right back.

512
00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:39,051
Thank you.

513
00:26:43,499 --> 00:26:46,157
What?

514
00:26:46,228 --> 00:26:49,265
I'm sorry, it's Caroline.
She just really scared me.

515
00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:53,157
No, what did you do?

516
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:56,330
- Jesus Christ.
- What did you do?

517
00:26:57,215 --> 00:26:59,162
Oh, fuck me.

518
00:26:59,195 --> 00:27:01,129
Stop, stop, stop.

519
00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:03,198
Why are you
even bothering?

520
00:27:03,231 --> 00:27:05,260
You didn't even care
if I'm on the street.

521
00:27:05,301 --> 00:27:07,669
Why did I even join
the teachers' union, huh?

522
00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:09,069
I need a towel
or something.

523
00:27:09,102 --> 00:27:11,203
- Mm-hmm.
- Some water.

524
00:27:12,404 --> 00:27:14,106
Thank you, Hannah.

525
00:27:14,139 --> 00:27:16,106
Thank you so much
for your compassion.

526
00:27:16,139 --> 00:27:17,809
It's okay.

527
00:27:17,842 --> 00:27:19,412
I'm so sorry.
I just...

528
00:27:19,441 --> 00:27:20,912
I get mixed up,
you know?

529
00:27:20,945 --> 00:27:24,111
I don't mean to be like this.
I never mean to do it.

530
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:26,111
It's awful, you know?

531
00:27:26,513 --> 00:27:29,413
It's just awful
to be like this.

532
00:27:29,446 --> 00:27:32,032
You just need
a good night's sleep.

533
00:27:32,033 --> 00:27:34,167
I understand.

534
00:27:42,098 --> 00:27:44,760
- Oh, my God.
- I told you.

535
00:27:45,857 --> 00:27:48,294
She got in.
I told you.

536
00:27:49,525 --> 00:27:51,258
And she won.

537
00:27:52,794 --> 00:27:54,562
Okay? She won.

538
00:27:56,698 --> 00:28:00,094
- Do you still want to have sex?
- No.

539
00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:07,437
That makes sense.

540
00:28:10,532 --> 00:28:13,532
Synced by Reef
www.addic7ed.com