1 00:00:46,192 --> 00:00:48,690 There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 2 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,570 You're going out with the guy. 3 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,922 There has to be something wrong with him. 4 00:00:54,251 --> 00:00:55,749 So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 5 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,407 Wait, does he eat chalk? 6 00:01:00,672 --> 00:01:03,461 I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl. 7 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:04,809 Okay, everybody relax. 8 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,814 This is not even a date. 9 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:09,547 It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 10 00:01:10,142 --> 00:01:11,164 Sounds like a date to me. 11 00:01:14,647 --> 00:01:16,606 I'm in high school, in the cafeteria.. 12 00:01:17,736 --> 00:01:19,834 and I realize I'm totally naked. 13 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:21,963 I've had that dream. 14 00:01:22,815 --> 00:01:24,560 Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... 15 00:01:25,783 --> 00:01:27,919 there. 16 00:01:29,418 --> 00:01:30,788 - Instead of - That's right! 17 00:01:31,753 --> 00:01:32,644 Never had that one. 18 00:01:33,496 --> 00:01:35,429 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 19 00:01:37,471 --> 00:01:38,586 And it turns out it's my mother. 20 00:01:39,789 --> 00:01:44,229 Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 21 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:53,965 He says, "Hello," I want to kill myself. 22 00:01:55,993 --> 00:01:56,778 You okay? 23 00:01:57,435 --> 00:01:59,016 I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth... 24 00:01:59,943 --> 00:02:03,570 and tied it around my neck. - Cookie? 25 00:02:06,215 --> 00:02:07,270 Carol moved her stuff out today. 26 00:02:08,334 --> 00:02:09,913 - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 27 00:02:14,741 --> 00:02:18,281 No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 28 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,813 - Just leave my aura alone, okay? - Fine, be murky. 29 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:26,584 - I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. 30 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:27,770 No, you don't. 31 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:28,839 To hell with her. She left me! 32 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,823 And you never knew she was a lesbian. 33 00:02:36,648 --> 00:02:40,975 Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 34 00:02:43,532 --> 00:02:45,003 She didn't know. How should I know? 35 00:02:48,025 --> 00:02:49,683 Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 36 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,136 Did I say that out loud? 37 00:02:55,997 --> 00:02:59,276 Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 38 00:03:00,162 --> 00:03:01,439 You're angry. You're hurting. 39 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:03,149 Can I tell you what the answer is? 40 00:03:05,016 --> 00:03:05,897 Strip joints! 41 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,334 See, but I don't want to be single, okay? 42 00:03:13,117 --> 00:03:14,904 I just want to be married again. 43 00:03:19,364 --> 00:03:21,567 And I just want a million dollars! 44 00:03:24,098 --> 00:03:25,020 Rachel? 45 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:28,550 Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God! 46 00:03:29,191 --> 00:03:29,982 I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said... 47 00:03:30,816 --> 00:03:31,714 ...that you might be here and you are. 48 00:03:33,902 --> 00:03:35,331 -Can I get you some coffee? -Decaf. 49 00:03:37,632 --> 00:03:41,040 Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 50 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:44,320 This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe.. 51 00:03:45,071 --> 00:03:46,739 ...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross? 52 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:47,803 Sure! 53 00:03:57,057 --> 00:04:00,070 You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 54 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,798 Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. 55 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:09,236 I was in this room with all the presents... 56 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:14,566 This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 57 00:04:15,194 --> 00:04:15,790 When all of a sudden I realize... 58 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:17,317 Sweet 'N Low? 59 00:04:17,655 --> 00:04:19,982 I realized... 60 00:04:20,799 --> 00:04:21,640 ...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. 61 00:04:22,244 --> 00:04:24,385 And then I really freaked out, when it hit me: 62 00:04:25,386 --> 00:04:27,905 How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 63 00:04:29,371 --> 00:04:30,782 I always knew he looked familiar, but. . . . 64 00:04:34,246 --> 00:04:37,958 I had to get out of there, and I started wondering. . . 65 00:04:38,422 --> 00:04:39,925 . . . ''Why am I doing this?'' and ''Who am I doing this for?'' 66 00:04:41,316 --> 00:04:44,943 I didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart. . . 67 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:48,244 . . .but you're the only person I know in the city. 68 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,462 Who wasn't asked to the wedding. 69 00:04:51,161 --> 00:04:52,802 I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue. 70 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:09,326 I guess he bought her the pipe organ. . . 71 00:05:09,917 --> 00:05:11,066 . . .and she's really not happy about it. 72 00:05:13,491 --> 00:05:16,842 Daddy, I just-- I can't marry him. 73 00:05:17,156 --> 00:05:17,980 I'm sorry. 74 00:05:18,587 --> 00:05:19,624 I just don't love him. 75 00:05:20,939 --> 00:05:22,995 Well, it matters to me! 76 00:05:26,431 --> 00:05:28,894 She should not be wearing those pants. 77 00:05:29,357 --> 00:05:31,597 I say push her down the stairs! 78 00:05:32,446 --> 00:05:35,784 Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! 79 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:41,631 Come on, Daddy, listen! 80 00:05:41,881 --> 00:05:44,653 All my life, everyone's always told me, ''You're a shoe! '' 81 00:05:45,663 --> 00:05:47,650 ''You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe! '' 82 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,738 I stopped and said, ''What if I don't wanna be a shoe? 83 00:05:51,425 --> 00:05:54,023 What if I want to be a purse? 84 00:05:54,435 --> 00:05:55,555 Or a hat?'' 85 00:05:57,201 --> 00:05:59,585 I don't want you to buy me a hat, I-- 86 00:05:59,914 --> 00:06:00,984 It's a metaphor, Daddy! 87 00:06:03,037 --> 00:06:04,803 You can see where he'd have trouble. 88 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,087 Look, Daddy, it's my life. 89 00:06:11,729 --> 00:06:13,646 Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 90 00:06:16,515 --> 00:06:18,998 I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 91 00:06:21,043 --> 00:06:22,767 Well, maybe that's my decision. 92 00:06:24,153 --> 00:06:25,901 Well, maybe I don't need your money. 93 00:06:26,774 --> 00:06:28,137 Wait! Wait! I said maybe! 94 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:37,313 Just breathe. Breathe, that's it. 95 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:39,753 Just try to think of nice, calm things. 96 00:06:40,437 --> 00:06:42,149 Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 97 00:06:42,947 --> 00:06:44,979 Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 98 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,101 La la la something And noodles with string 99 00:06:53,005 --> 00:06:53,428 -These are a-- -I'm all better now. 100 00:06:55,976 --> 00:06:56,853 I helped. 101 00:06:59,645 --> 00:07:01,352 This is probably for the best, you know? 102 00:07:01,949 --> 00:07:03,923 Independence. Taking control of your life. 103 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:08,304 If you need anything, you can always come to Joey. 104 00:07:08,975 --> 00:07:11,986 Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot. 105 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:16,229 Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day. 106 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:18,327 What? Like there's a rule or something? 107 00:07:21,031 --> 00:07:23,354 Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 108 00:07:24,543 --> 00:07:25,961 It's Paul. 109 00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:27,284 Buzz him in. 110 00:07:27,623 --> 00:07:28,022 -Who's Paul? -Paul, the wine guy? 111 00:07:28,985 --> 00:07:30,328 Maybe. 112 00:07:30,749 --> 00:07:33,736 Your ''not a real date,'' is with Paul, the wine guy? 113 00:07:34,107 --> 00:07:35,155 He finally asked you out? 114 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,381 It's a ''Dear Diary'' moment. 115 00:07:39,273 --> 00:07:41,410 Rach, I can cancel. 116 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:42,742 Oh, God. Please, no. Go, I'll be fine. 117 00:07:43,036 --> 00:07:44,959 Ross are you okay? Do you want me to stay? 118 00:07:46,502 --> 00:07:47,859 That'd be good. 119 00:07:49,589 --> 00:07:52,003 -Really? -Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy! 120 00:07:56,221 --> 00:07:58,600 Hi, come in! Paul, this is. . . 121 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:02,222 . . .everybody. Everybody, this is Paul. 122 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:07,285 -The wine guy. -I didn't catch your name. Paul? 123 00:08:08,545 --> 00:08:09,760 Change. Sit down. Two seconds. 124 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:16,840 I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 125 00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:21,561 Rachel, what are you up to tonight? 126 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:26,213 I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon. . . 127 00:08:26,556 --> 00:08:27,946 . . .so, nothing. 128 00:08:29,490 --> 00:08:31,398 Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 129 00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:36,537 Although, Aruba. This time of year? Talk about your. . . 130 00:08:38,378 --> 00:08:39,526 . . .big lizards. 131 00:08:44,064 --> 00:08:46,085 If you don't feel like being alone tonight. . . 132 00:08:46,812 --> 00:08:48,500 . . .Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 133 00:08:49,723 --> 00:08:51,736 And we're very excited about it. 134 00:08:53,147 --> 00:08:56,837 Thanks. But I'm just gonna hang out here. 135 00:08:57,387 --> 00:08:59,276 -It's been a long day. -Okay. Sure. 136 00:08:59,562 --> 00:09:01,012 Pheebs, wanna help? 137 00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:02,061 I wish I could, but I don't want to. 138 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:12,947 I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things. . . 139 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:16,419 . . .using a bunch of these little worm guys. 140 00:09:17,995 --> 00:09:21,659 I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever. . . 141 00:09:22,077 --> 00:09:25,801 . . .and I cannot feel my legs. 142 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:30,001 -Which goes where? -I have no idea. 143 00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,663 -Done with the bookcase. -All finished. 144 00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:40,409 This was Carol's favorite beer. 145 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,875 She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. 146 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:48,011 Let me ask you a question. 147 00:09:48,315 --> 00:09:51,681 She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. 148 00:09:52,572 --> 00:09:53,534 What did you get? 149 00:09:54,569 --> 00:09:55,392 You guys. 150 00:09:55,674 --> 00:09:56,971 -You got screwed. -Oh, my God. 151 00:09:57,266 --> 00:10:00,550 -Oh, my God. -I know. I'm such an idiot. 152 00:10:01,741 --> 00:10:05,630 I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week. 153 00:10:06,424 --> 00:10:08,017 I mean, how clean can teeth get? 154 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:11,427 My brother's going through that. He's a mess. 155 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,411 How did you get through it? 156 00:10:12,608 --> 00:10:16,850 He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. 157 00:10:17,211 --> 00:10:18,206 -Say her-- -Leg? 158 00:10:18,403 --> 00:10:21,699 That's one way of going through it. Me, I went for the watch. 159 00:10:22,051 --> 00:10:23,947 You actually broke her watch? 160 00:10:24,513 --> 00:10:27,482 Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 161 00:10:28,091 --> 00:10:32,015 You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't. 162 00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:34,730 It's about me. And I just-- 163 00:10:41,921 --> 00:10:43,830 Machine cut me off again. Anyway. . . . 164 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:50,868 You know what's scary? What if there is only one woman for everybody? 165 00:10:51,399 --> 00:10:53,556 I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? 166 00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:58,420 Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her. 167 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,784 What are you talking about? One woman. 168 00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:05,802 That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. 169 00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:09,901 Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. 170 00:11:10,388 --> 00:11:14,993 Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. 171 00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:18,537 You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. 172 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:22,109 This is the best thing that ever happened to you! 173 00:11:22,729 --> 00:11:25,529 You got married. You were like, what? Eight? 174 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:30,262 Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon! 175 00:11:31,543 --> 00:11:33,966 I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 176 00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:35,972 Then stay out of my freezer. 177 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:41,912 Ever since she walked out on me, I. . . . 178 00:11:42,686 --> 00:11:46,098 What? What? 179 00:11:46,375 --> 00:11:47,298 You wanna spell it out with noodles? 180 00:11:47,591 --> 00:11:50,244 It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation. 181 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:53,706 So there's going to be a fifth date? 182 00:11:54,906 --> 00:11:56,093 Isn't there? 183 00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:58,812 Yeah, yeah. I think there is. 184 00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:01,804 What were you going to say? 185 00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:08,628 Ever since she left me. . . 186 00:12:10,561 --> 00:12:12,518 . . .I haven't been able to perform. . . 187 00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:14,936 . . .sexually. 188 00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:19,139 Oh, God! Oh, God! 189 00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,730 I'm so sorry. 190 00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,475 Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. 191 00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:27,754 How long? 192 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,199 Two years. 193 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:34,253 I'm glad you smashed her watch. 194 00:12:36,143 --> 00:12:39,516 So you still think you might want that fifth date? 195 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,680 Yeah, I do. 196 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:57,881 But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference. 197 00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:01,869 ''Grab a spoon. '' 198 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:04,250 Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? 199 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,480 Do the words, ''Billy, don't be a hero,'' mean anything to you? 200 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:13,448 You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough. . . 201 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,594 . . .to ask a woman out. . . 202 00:13:17,242 --> 00:13:18,390 . . .who am I going to ask? 203 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:40,304 Isn't this amazing? 204 00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:43,088 I have never made coffee before in my life. 205 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,858 -That is amazing. -Congratulations. 206 00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:49,396 If you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something. . . . 207 00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:55,532 Although, actually I'm really not that hungry. 208 00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,024 -Good morning. -Good morning. 209 00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:03,512 -Morning. -Morning, Paul. 210 00:14:04,038 --> 00:14:06,042 -Hello, Paul. -Hi. Paul, is it? 211 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,195 Last night was like. . . 212 00:14:13,242 --> 00:14:14,978 -Thank you so much. 213 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,232 We'll talk later. 214 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,139 Thank you. 215 00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,045 That wasn't a real date. 216 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,728 What the hell do you do on a real date? 217 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,092 Shut up and put my table back. 218 00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:42,749 I've got to get to work. 219 00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:46,964 If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference. 220 00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,279 So, like, you guys all have jobs? 221 00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:55,550 Yeah, we all have jobs. 222 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,109 That's how we buy stuff. 223 00:14:59,755 --> 00:15:00,775 Yeah, I'm an actor. 224 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,988 Have I seen you in anything? 225 00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:05,993 I doubt it. Mostly regional work. 226 00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:09,504 Unless you happen to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio... 227 00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:12,222 ''Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy. '' 228 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:16,654 I will not take this abuse. 229 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,469 You're right. I'm sorry.. 230 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:21,395 Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy 231 00:15:25,823 --> 00:15:28,274 How are you doing today? You sleep okay? 232 00:15:28,712 --> 00:15:30,661 Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. 233 00:15:31,946 --> 00:15:34,717 I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. 234 00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:42,746 I know. He's just so-- 235 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,789 Remember you and Tony De Marco? 236 00:15:47,088 --> 00:15:48,916 Well, it's like that. With feelings. 237 00:15:50,769 --> 00:15:52,490 -Are you in trouble! 238 00:15:53,087 --> 00:15:57,877 I'm going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day. 239 00:15:59,722 --> 00:16:01,058 Or else I'm just going to get up and go to work. 240 00:16:02,359 --> 00:16:04,030 -Wish me luck! -What for? 241 00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:07,206 I'm gonna go get one of those job things. 242 00:16:14,814 --> 00:16:17,222 -Hey, Monica. -Hey, Franny. Welcome back. 243 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,368 How was Florida? 244 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,778 You had sex, didn't you? 245 00:16:21,421 --> 00:16:24,620 How do you do that? 246 00:16:24,844 --> 00:16:26,366 So, who? 247 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:28,146 You know Paul? 248 00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:30,027 Paul, the wine guy? 249 00:16:30,828 --> 00:16:31,972 Yeah, I know Paul. 250 00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:36,567 You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul? 251 00:16:37,174 --> 00:16:39,021 Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. 252 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:42,699 Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. 253 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:47,716 Of course it was a line. 254 00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:51,419 Why? Why would anybody do something like that? 255 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,627 We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than. . . 256 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,306 . . . ''To get you into bed. '' 257 00:16:58,230 --> 00:16:59,419 Is it me? 258 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,329 Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs. . . 259 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,278 . . .and men with emotional problems can hear? 260 00:17:06,184 --> 00:17:07,670 Come here. Give me your feet. 261 00:17:14,979 --> 00:17:16,813 I just thought he was nice, you know? 262 00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:21,998 I can't believe you didn't know it was a line. 263 00:17:26,624 --> 00:17:27,361 Guess what? 264 00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:29,295 -You got a job? -Are you kidding? 265 00:17:29,584 --> 00:17:31,019 I'm trained for nothing. 266 00:17:33,147 --> 00:17:34,381 I was laughed out of 12 interviews. 267 00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:36,667 You're surprisingly upbeat. 268 00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:39,782 You would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale. . . 269 00:17:40,421 --> 00:17:41,423 . . .50% percent off. 270 00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:44,375 How well you know me. 271 00:17:45,637 --> 00:17:47,897 They're my, ''I don't need a job or my parents. 272 00:17:48,207 --> 00:17:49,535 I've got great boots,'' boots. 273 00:17:51,286 --> 00:17:53,406 -How did you pay for them? -Credit card. 274 00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,422 And who pays for that? 275 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,090 My father. 276 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,527 You can't live off your parents. 277 00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:05,763 I know that. That's why I was getting married. 278 00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:09,368 Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time. 279 00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:11,434 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 280 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,015 When I first came to this city, I was 1 4. 281 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:16,505 My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was in prison. 282 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:19,123 And I got here, and I didn't know anybody. 283 00:18:19,544 --> 00:18:23,853 I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields. 284 00:18:24,031 --> 00:18:27,517 And then he killed himself. 285 00:18:27,886 --> 00:18:31,378 Then I found aromatherapy. Believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 286 00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:36,265 The word you're looking for is: 287 00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:39,518 ''Anyway. . . . '' 288 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:44,614 You ready? 289 00:18:44,887 --> 00:18:45,939 -I don't think so. 290 00:18:46,117 --> 00:18:51,271 Cut, cut, cut. 291 00:18:54,782 --> 00:18:56,901 Welcome to the real world! 292 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,994 It sucks. You're gonna love it. 293 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,381 That's it. 294 00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:10,001 You gonna crash on the couch? 295 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,882 -No, I gotta go home sometime. -Are you gonna be okay? 296 00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:17,486 Look what I just found on the floor. 297 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,623 What? 298 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,745 That's Paul's watch. 299 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,030 You can just put it back where you found it. 300 00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:28,166 Oh, boy! All right. 301 00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:30,379 -Good night, everybody. -Good night. 302 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,013 -I'm sorry. -No! 303 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,382 -No, have it, really. -Split it? 304 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,573 You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had. . . 305 00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:55,556 . . .a major crush on you. 306 00:19:57,594 --> 00:19:58,516 I knew. 307 00:19:59,111 --> 00:19:59,994 You did? 308 00:20:01,796 --> 00:20:04,545 I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. 309 00:20:05,629 --> 00:20:06,248 I did. 310 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,825 Listen, do you think-- 311 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:16,995 And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here. 312 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,331 Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime, maybe? 313 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:26,817 Maybe. 314 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,006 Okay, maybe I will. 315 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:41,798 -Good night. -Good night. 316 00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:57,081 See you. 317 00:20:59,063 --> 00:20:59,999 Wait, wait. 318 00:21:00,611 --> 00:21:01,762 What's with you? 319 00:21:03,698 --> 00:21:05,335 I just grabbed a spoon. 320 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,745 I can't believe what I'm hearing. 321 00:21:16,022 --> 00:21:17,379 I can't believe what I'm hearing. 322 00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:19,518 -What? I said you had-- -What? I said you had-- 323 00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:21,705 Would you stop? 324 00:21:22,429 --> 00:21:23,452 Was I doing it again? 325 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,297 Would anybody like more coffee? 326 00:21:30,057 --> 00:21:31,663 Did you make it? 327 00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,725 -I'm just serving it. -I'll have a cup of coffee. 328 00:21:35,832 --> 00:21:37,425 Kids, new dream. 329 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,271 I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minnelli.