1 00:00:45,893 --> 00:00:48,391 There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 2 00:00:48,952 --> 00:00:51,272 You're going out with the guy. 3 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:52,625 There has to be something wrong with him. 4 00:00:53,955 --> 00:00:55,453 So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 5 00:00:57,746 --> 00:00:59,113 Wait, does he eat chalk? 6 00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:03,168 I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl. 7 00:01:04,021 --> 00:01:04,517 Okay, everybody relax. 8 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:06,522 This is not even a date. 9 00:01:06,938 --> 00:01:09,256 It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 10 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:10,874 Sounds like a date to me. 11 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:16,318 I'm in high school, in the cafeteria.. 12 00:01:17,449 --> 00:01:19,547 and I realize I'm totally naked. 13 00:01:20,673 --> 00:01:21,678 I've had that dream. 14 00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:24,275 Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... 15 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:27,635 there. 16 00:01:29,136 --> 00:01:30,506 - Instead of - That's right! 17 00:01:31,472 --> 00:01:32,363 Never had that one. 18 00:01:33,215 --> 00:01:35,148 All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 19 00:01:37,192 --> 00:01:38,307 And it turns out it's my mother. 20 00:01:39,511 --> 00:01:43,951 Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. 21 00:01:52,165 --> 00:01:53,692 He says, "Hello," I want to kill myself. 22 00:01:55,721 --> 00:01:56,506 You okay? 23 00:01:57,164 --> 00:01:58,745 I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth... 24 00:01:59,673 --> 00:02:03,300 and tied it around my neck. - Cookie? 25 00:02:05,947 --> 00:02:07,002 Carol moved her stuff out today. 26 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:09,646 - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 27 00:02:14,476 --> 00:02:18,016 No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 28 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:21,550 - Just leave my aura alone, okay? - Fine, be murky. 29 00:02:23,529 --> 00:02:26,323 - I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. 30 00:02:27,086 --> 00:02:27,510 No, you don't. 31 00:02:28,156 --> 00:02:28,580 To hell with her. She left me! 32 00:02:31,242 --> 00:02:32,565 And you never knew she was a lesbian. 33 00:02:36,392 --> 00:02:40,719 Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 34 00:02:43,279 --> 00:02:44,750 She didn't know. How should I know? 35 00:02:47,773 --> 00:02:49,431 Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 36 00:02:51,783 --> 00:02:52,886 Did I say that out loud? 37 00:02:55,748 --> 00:02:59,027 Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 38 00:02:59,915 --> 00:03:01,192 You're angry. You're hurting. 39 00:03:02,321 --> 00:03:02,903 Can I tell you what the answer is? 40 00:03:04,771 --> 00:03:05,652 Strip joints! 41 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:12,091 See, but I don't want to be single, okay? 44 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:24,782 Rachel? 45 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:28,313 Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God! 46 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:29,746 I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said... 47 00:03:30,581 --> 00:03:31,479 ...that you might be here and you are. 48 00:03:33,668 --> 00:03:35,097 -Can I get you some coffee? -Decaf. 49 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,808 Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 50 00:03:41,703 --> 00:03:44,089 This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe.. 51 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:46,509 ...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross? 52 00:03:47,211 --> 00:03:47,574 Sure! 53 00:03:56,832 --> 00:03:59,845 You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 54 00:04:02,277 --> 00:04:05,575 Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. 55 00:04:07,196 --> 00:04:09,015 I was in this room with all the presents... 56 00:04:10,046 --> 00:04:14,346 This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. 57 00:04:14,976 --> 00:04:15,572 When all of a sudden I realize... 58 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:17,100 Sweet 'N Low? 59 00:04:17,438 --> 00:04:19,765 I realized... 60 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:21,424 ...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. 61 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,170 And then I really freaked out, when it hit me: 62 00:04:25,172 --> 00:04:27,691 How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. 63 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:30,570 I always knew he looked familiar, but. . . . 64 00:04:34,036 --> 00:04:37,748 I had to get out of there, and I started wondering. . . 65 00:04:38,213 --> 00:04:39,716 . . . ''Why am I doing this?'' and ''Who am I doing this for?'' 66 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:44,735 I didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart. . . 67 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:48,038 . . .but you're the only person I know in the city. 68 00:04:48,875 --> 00:04:50,257 Who wasn't asked to the wedding. 69 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,598 I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue. 70 00:05:07,393 --> 00:05:09,129 I guess he bought her the pipe organ. . . 71 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:10,869 . . .and she's really not happy about it. 72 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:16,647 Daddy, I just-- I can't marry him. 73 00:05:16,962 --> 00:05:17,786 I'm sorry. 74 00:05:18,394 --> 00:05:19,431 I just don't love him. 75 00:05:20,747 --> 00:05:22,803 Well, it matters to me! 76 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:28,704 She should not be wearing those pants. 77 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:31,408 I say push her down the stairs! 78 00:05:32,258 --> 00:05:35,596 Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! 79 00:05:38,637 --> 00:05:41,446 Come on, Daddy, listen! 80 00:05:41,697 --> 00:05:44,469 All my life, everyone's always told me, ''You're a shoe! '' 81 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,467 ''You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe! '' 82 00:05:47,966 --> 00:05:50,556 I stopped and said, ''What if I don't wanna be a shoe? 83 00:05:51,245 --> 00:05:53,843 What if I want to be a purse? 84 00:05:54,256 --> 00:05:55,376 Or a hat?'' 85 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,407 I don't want you to buy me a hat, I-- 86 00:05:59,737 --> 00:06:00,807 It's a metaphor, Daddy! 87 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:04,627 You can see where he'd have trouble. 88 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,913 Look, Daddy, it's my life. 89 00:06:11,556 --> 00:06:13,473 Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. 90 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:18,827 I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. 91 00:06:20,874 --> 00:06:22,598 Well, maybe that's my decision. 92 00:06:23,985 --> 00:06:25,733 Well, maybe I don't need your money. 93 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:27,970 Wait! Wait! I said maybe! 94 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:37,150 Just breathe. Breathe, that's it. 95 00:06:37,782 --> 00:06:39,591 Just try to think of nice, calm things. 96 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,988 Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens 97 00:06:42,787 --> 00:06:44,819 Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens 98 00:06:45,391 --> 00:06:47,942 La la la something And noodles with string 99 00:06:52,848 --> 00:06:53,271 -These are a-- -I'm all better now. 100 00:06:55,821 --> 00:06:56,698 I helped. 101 00:06:59,491 --> 00:07:01,198 This is probably for the best, you know? 102 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,770 Independence. Taking control of your life. 103 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:08,152 If you need anything, you can always come to Joey. 104 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:11,836 Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot. 105 00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:16,081 Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day. 106 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,180 What? Like there's a rule or something? 107 00:07:20,885 --> 00:07:23,208 Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound. 108 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:25,817 It's Paul. 109 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,140 Buzz him in. 110 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:27,879 -Who's Paul? -Paul, the wine guy? 111 00:07:28,842 --> 00:07:30,185 Maybe. 112 00:07:30,607 --> 00:07:33,594 Your ''not a real date,'' is with Paul, the wine guy? 113 00:07:33,966 --> 00:07:35,014 He finally asked you out? 114 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,241 It's a ''Dear Diary'' moment. 115 00:07:39,134 --> 00:07:41,271 Rach, I can cancel. 116 00:07:41,491 --> 00:07:42,604 Oh, God. Please, no. Go, I'll be fine. 117 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:44,822 Ross are you okay? Do you want me to stay? 118 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,723 That'd be good. 119 00:07:49,454 --> 00:07:51,868 -Really? -Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy! 120 00:07:56,089 --> 00:07:58,468 Hi, come in! Paul, this is. . . 121 00:07:59,047 --> 00:08:02,091 . . .everybody. Everybody, this is Paul. 122 00:08:02,711 --> 00:08:07,156 -The wine guy. -I didn't catch your name. Paul? 123 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:09,633 Change. Sit down. Two seconds. 124 00:08:13,819 --> 00:08:16,715 I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 125 00:08:19,661 --> 00:08:21,438 Rachel, what are you up to tonight? 126 00:08:22,276 --> 00:08:26,091 I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon. . . 127 00:08:26,436 --> 00:08:27,826 . . .so, nothing. 128 00:08:29,371 --> 00:08:31,279 Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 129 00:08:31,766 --> 00:08:36,419 Although, Aruba. This time of year? Talk about your. . . 130 00:08:38,262 --> 00:08:39,410 . . .big lizards. 131 00:08:43,951 --> 00:08:45,972 If you don't feel like being alone tonight. . . 132 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,388 . . .Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 133 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,625 And we're very excited about it. 134 00:08:53,037 --> 00:08:56,727 Thanks. But I'm just gonna hang out here. 135 00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:59,168 -It's been a long day. -Okay. Sure. 136 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:00,905 Pheebs, wanna help? 137 00:09:01,228 --> 00:09:01,954 I wish I could, but I don't want to. 138 00:09:09,794 --> 00:09:12,844 I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things. . . 139 00:09:13,264 --> 00:09:16,317 . . .using a bunch of these little worm guys. 140 00:09:17,895 --> 00:09:21,559 I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever. . . 141 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:25,702 . . .and I cannot feel my legs. 142 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,904 -Which goes where? -I have no idea. 143 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,569 -Done with the bookcase. -All finished. 144 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,317 This was Carol's favorite beer. 145 00:09:42,578 --> 00:09:44,784 She always drank it out of the can. I should have known. 146 00:09:46,623 --> 00:09:47,922 Let me ask you a question. 147 00:09:48,227 --> 00:09:51,593 She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. 148 00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:53,447 What did you get? 149 00:09:54,483 --> 00:09:55,306 You guys. 150 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:56,885 -You got screwed. -Oh, my God. 151 00:09:57,181 --> 00:10:00,465 -Oh, my God. -I know. I'm such an idiot. 152 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:05,547 I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week. 153 00:10:06,343 --> 00:10:07,936 I mean, how clean can teeth get? 154 00:10:08,445 --> 00:10:11,346 My brother's going through that. He's a mess. 155 00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:12,332 How did you get through it? 156 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:16,771 He might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. 157 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:18,129 -Say her-- -Leg? 158 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,622 That's one way of going through it. Me, I went for the watch. 159 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:23,872 You actually broke her watch? 160 00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:27,408 Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 161 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:31,942 You probably think it's about making love with your socks on, but it isn't. 162 00:10:32,195 --> 00:10:34,659 It's about me. And I just-- 163 00:10:41,853 --> 00:10:43,762 Machine cut me off again. Anyway. . . . 164 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:50,802 You know what's scary? What if there is only one woman for everybody? 165 00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:53,492 I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? 166 00:10:54,602 --> 00:10:58,357 Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman for her. 167 00:10:59,779 --> 00:11:01,723 What are you talking about? One woman. 168 00:11:02,984 --> 00:11:05,743 That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. 169 00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:09,843 Let me tell you something. There's lots of flavors out there. 170 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:14,936 Rocky road, and cookie dough, and bing cherry vanilla. 171 00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:18,482 You can get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. 172 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:22,056 This is the best thing that ever happened to you! 173 00:11:22,677 --> 00:11:25,477 You got married. You were like, what? Eight? 174 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:30,212 Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon! 175 00:11:31,495 --> 00:11:33,918 I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. 176 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:35,925 Then stay out of my freezer. 177 00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:41,867 Ever since she walked out on me, I. . . . 178 00:11:42,642 --> 00:11:46,054 What? What? 179 00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:47,255 You wanna spell it out with noodles? 180 00:11:47,549 --> 00:11:50,202 It's more of a fifth date kind of revelation. 181 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,665 So there's going to be a fifth date? 182 00:11:54,867 --> 00:11:56,054 Isn't there? 183 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,774 Yeah, yeah. I think there is. 184 00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:01,767 What were you going to say? 185 00:12:04,219 --> 00:12:08,592 Ever since she left me. . . 186 00:12:10,528 --> 00:12:12,485 . . .I haven't been able to perform. . . 187 00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:14,904 . . .sexually. 188 00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:19,109 Oh, God! Oh, God! 189 00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:21,700 I'm so sorry. 190 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:23,446 Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. 191 00:12:26,918 --> 00:12:27,727 How long? 192 00:12:28,144 --> 00:12:29,173 Two years. 193 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:34,227 I'm glad you smashed her watch. 194 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:39,493 So you still think you might want that fifth date? 195 00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:44,659 Yeah, I do. 196 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:57,864 But Joanie loved Chachi. That's the difference. 197 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,855 ''Grab a spoon. '' 198 00:13:02,304 --> 00:13:04,237 Do you know long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? 199 00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:07,468 Do the words, ''Billy, don't be a hero,'' mean anything to you? 200 00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:13,438 You know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough. . . 201 00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,585 . . .to ask a woman out. . . 202 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,383 . . .who am I going to ask? 203 00:13:39,769 --> 00:13:40,305 Isn't this amazing? 204 00:13:40,878 --> 00:13:43,090 I have never made coffee before in my life. 205 00:13:43,763 --> 00:13:45,861 -That is amazing. -Congratulations. 206 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:49,400 If you feel like you gotta make a Western omelet or something. . . . 207 00:13:53,228 --> 00:13:55,539 Although, actually I'm really not that hungry. 208 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,032 -Good morning. -Good morning. 209 00:14:01,522 --> 00:14:03,522 -Morning. -Morning, Paul. 210 00:14:04,049 --> 00:14:06,053 -Hello, Paul. -Hi. Paul, is it? 211 00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:12,209 Last night was like. . . 212 00:14:13,256 --> 00:14:14,992 -Thank you so much. 213 00:14:16,132 --> 00:14:17,248 We'll talk later. 214 00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:24,157 Thank you. 215 00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:32,066 That wasn't a real date. 216 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,751 What the hell do you do on a real date? 217 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,116 Shut up and put my table back. 218 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:42,774 I've got to get to work. 219 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,990 If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference. 220 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,308 So, like, you guys all have jobs? 221 00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:55,580 Yeah, we all have jobs. 222 00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,140 That's how we buy stuff. 223 00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:00,807 Yeah, I'm an actor. 224 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:04,021 Have I seen you in anything? 225 00:15:04,343 --> 00:15:06,027 I doubt it. Mostly regional work. 226 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,539 Unless you happen to catch the Wee One's production of Pinocchio... 227 00:15:09,969 --> 00:15:12,258 ''Look, Geppeto. I'm a real live boy. '' 228 00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,692 I will not take this abuse. 229 00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:18,508 You're right. I'm sorry.. 230 00:15:19,317 --> 00:15:21,435 Once I was a wooden boy A little wooden boy 231 00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:28,317 How are you doing today? You sleep okay? 232 00:15:28,756 --> 00:15:30,705 Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling. 233 00:15:31,991 --> 00:15:34,762 I see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth. 234 00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:42,794 I know. He's just so-- 235 00:15:44,535 --> 00:15:45,839 Remember you and Tony De Marco? 236 00:15:47,139 --> 00:15:48,967 Well, it's like that. With feelings. 237 00:15:50,821 --> 00:15:52,542 -Are you in trouble! 238 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:57,930 I'm going to get up, go to work, and not think about him all day. 239 00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:01,114 Or else I'm just going to get up and go to work. 240 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,087 -Wish me luck! -What for? 241 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,264 I'm gonna go get one of those job things. 242 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:17,284 -Hey, Monica. -Hey, Franny. Welcome back. 243 00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:19,431 How was Florida? 244 00:16:19,743 --> 00:16:20,841 You had sex, didn't you? 245 00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:24,684 How do you do that? 246 00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:26,431 So, who? 247 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,212 You know Paul? 248 00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,094 Paul, the wine guy? 249 00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,040 Yeah, I know Paul. 250 00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,636 You mean, you know Paul like I know Paul? 251 00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:39,091 Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. 252 00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:42,770 Before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years. 253 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:47,790 Of course it was a line. 254 00:16:49,621 --> 00:16:51,494 Why? Why would anybody do something like that? 255 00:16:52,071 --> 00:16:54,703 We're looking for an answer more sophisticated than. . . 256 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,383 . . . ''To get you into bed. '' 257 00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,497 Is it me? 258 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:03,408 Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs. . . 259 00:17:03,681 --> 00:17:05,359 . . .and men with emotional problems can hear? 260 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:07,752 Come here. Give me your feet. 261 00:17:15,064 --> 00:17:16,898 I just thought he was nice, you know? 262 00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:22,085 I can't believe you didn't know it was a line. 263 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,450 Guess what? 264 00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:29,385 -You got a job? -Are you kidding? 265 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,110 I'm trained for nothing. 266 00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,473 I was laughed out of 12 interviews. 267 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,760 You're surprisingly upbeat. 268 00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:39,875 You would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale. . . 269 00:17:40,516 --> 00:17:41,518 . . .50% percent off. 270 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,471 How well you know me. 271 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,994 They're my, ''I don't need a job or my parents. 272 00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,633 I've got great boots,'' boots. 273 00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:53,505 -How did you pay for them? -Credit card. 274 00:17:54,294 --> 00:17:55,522 And who pays for that? 275 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,191 My father. 276 00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:02,630 You can't live off your parents. 277 00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:05,867 I know that. That's why I was getting married. 278 00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:09,473 Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time. 279 00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:11,540 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 280 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:14,122 When I first came to this city, I was 1 4. 281 00:18:14,352 --> 00:18:16,613 My mom had killed herself and my stepdad was in prison. 282 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:19,232 And I got here, and I didn't know anybody. 283 00:18:19,654 --> 00:18:23,963 I ended up living with this albino guy who was cleaning windshields. 284 00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:27,629 And then he killed himself. 285 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:31,491 Then I found aromatherapy. Believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 286 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,381 The word you're looking for is: 287 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,635 ''Anyway. . . . '' 288 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,733 You ready? 289 00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,059 -I don't think so. 290 00:18:46,237 --> 00:18:51,391 Cut, cut, cut. 291 00:18:54,906 --> 00:18:57,025 Welcome to the real world! 292 00:18:57,426 --> 00:18:59,119 It sucks. You're gonna love it. 293 00:19:06,239 --> 00:19:07,509 That's it. 294 00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:10,130 You gonna crash on the couch? 295 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,012 -No, I gotta go home sometime. -Are you gonna be okay? 296 00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,618 Look what I just found on the floor. 297 00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:20,756 What? 298 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,879 That's Paul's watch. 299 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,165 You can just put it back where you found it. 300 00:19:26,919 --> 00:19:28,302 Oh, boy! All right. 301 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,516 -Good night, everybody. -Good night. 302 00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,155 -I'm sorry. -No! 303 00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:45,525 -No, have it, really. -Split it? 304 00:19:50,755 --> 00:19:53,718 You probably didn't know this, but back in high school I had. . . 305 00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:55,703 . . .a major crush on you. 306 00:19:57,742 --> 00:19:58,664 I knew. 307 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,143 You did? 308 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:04,695 I figured you thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. 309 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,399 I did. 310 00:20:12,074 --> 00:20:12,979 Listen, do you think-- 311 00:20:13,618 --> 00:20:17,149 And try not to let my vulnerability become any kind of a factor here. 312 00:20:19,141 --> 00:20:20,487 Do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime, maybe? 313 00:20:26,021 --> 00:20:26,976 Maybe. 314 00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:36,169 Okay, maybe I will. 315 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,963 -Good night. -Good night. 316 00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,252 See you. 317 00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:00,171 Wait, wait. 318 00:21:00,784 --> 00:21:01,935 What's with you? 319 00:21:03,872 --> 00:21:05,509 I just grabbed a spoon. 320 00:21:14,452 --> 00:21:15,923 I can't believe what I'm hearing. 321 00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,558 I can't believe what I'm hearing. 322 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,697 -What? I said you had-- -What? I said you had-- 323 00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:21,885 Would you stop? 324 00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:23,633 Was I doing it again? 325 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,479 Would anybody like more coffee? 326 00:21:30,241 --> 00:21:31,847 Did you make it? 327 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,910 -I'm just serving it. -I'll have a cup of coffee. 328 00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:37,611 Kids, new dream. 329 00:21:37,941 --> 00:21:39,132 I'm in Las Vegas. 330 00:21:39,325 --> 00:21:40,458 I'm Liza Minnelli.