1 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:06,079 And here's another interesting weather fact. 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,743 Another? Great! 3 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:12,015 Changes in jet streams can affect the speed 4 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,420 at which the Earth rotates on its axis, 5 00:00:14,581 --> 00:00:17,926 so bad weather can actually make the day longer. 6 00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:21,555 Well, there must be a hell of a storm somewhere. 7 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:26,661 Joke if you must, but you're going to miss these moments. 8 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,534 With Leonard home in a few days, 9 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,539 this was your last time driving me to the grocery store. 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,837 You know, I will miss this. 11 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:36,538 I'll tell you what, if my apples are mealy, 12 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:41,209 we'll hit the produce section for one last crazy blowout. 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,286 Heck, you can even push the cart. 14 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:47,948 Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard's return 15 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:51,619 as criticism of the job you've been doing in his absence. 16 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,196 I won't. 17 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:57,130 That criticism will come later in your report card. 18 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,237 Yeah, I didn't stay for the detention, 19 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,270 I'm not gonna read the report card. 20 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:08,272 -Hello. -(SCREAMS) Leonard! Hi! 21 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,039 -Sh! Keep your voice down. -Oh, my God. You weren't supposed 22 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,149 -to be here till Sunday! -We finished the experiment early, 23 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,808 sol thought I'd come home and surprise you. 24 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,214 Oh, my gosh, why are we whispering? 25 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,946 I didn't tell Sheldon so we could have a few days alone. 26 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:22,491 -Oh! That is so romantic. -Sure, that's why I did it. 27 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,964 I just cannot believe you're here. 28 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:27,894 Penny, it's your lucky day! 29 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:31,400 Three of the eggs are clearly not jumbo. Grab your keys. 30 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:02,823 Stuart, I was wondering if you could help me find something. 31 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:05,698 Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live. 32 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,941 Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown. 33 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:15,039 Anyhoo, Leonard will be back in a couple days 34 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,375 and I need a welcome-home gift for him. 35 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,949 As he's been at sea, perhaps something 36 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,485 with a nautical theme might be appropriate. 37 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,351 Okay, well, I don't know how much you want to spend, 38 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:28,550 but I do have this pretty cool Aquaman statue. 39 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:36,826 Aquaman? This isn't a gag gift, Stuart. 40 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:40,899 Yeah, just as well. It's a pretty rare piece. 41 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:43,132 I'd rather just sell it to a real collector. 42 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,402 I'm areal collector. 43 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,739 How rare is it? 44 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,508 I shouldn't even have mentioned it. How about a Batman squirt gun? 45 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,809 Ye-- 46 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:56,647 Don't try and trick me into buying something I don't want. 47 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,721 Now, let's talk Aquaman. 48 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:02,986 What were they thinking, putting Doctor Octopus's mind 49 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,823 in Spider-Man's body? 50 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,828 Well, I've been quite enjoying that. 51 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:09,263 It combines all the superhero fun of Spider-Man 52 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:12,233 with all the body-switching shenanigans of Freaky Friday. 53 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:16,070 original and Lohan. 54 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:19,574 original and Lohan." You're an idiot. 55 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,713 Hey, what's your problem? 56 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,041 I'm sorry. I've been kind of snippy lately. 57 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,411 It's probably this stupid diet I'm on. 58 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,952 -Why are you on a diet? -I've put on a couple pounds. 59 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,782 Had to buy these pants in the men's section. 60 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,386 Well, we've all seen your mom. 61 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:42,225 That Butterball turkey was bound to come home to roost. 62 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:47,297 Twelve-hundred dollars! That's my final offer! 63 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,536 All right, Sheldon, you win. 64 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,733 I'm sure Leonard is gonna love this. 65 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:54,435 Oh, right, a present for Leonard. 66 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,046 You better throw in that squirt gun. 67 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:02,620 Hm... Yeah, I don't know. This squirt gun, it's... it's pretty rare. 68 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,155 Oh! 69 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:11,054 And this is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat. 70 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,892 Oh! 71 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,930 And... oh, that's me getting rescued after I fell in. 72 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,261 Oh. 73 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,498 -Oh. That's the pizza. -Yep. 74 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,606 -Here's some money. -Thank you. 75 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,333 And I'm gonna hit the head. 76 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,411 That's what us salty sea dogs say when we have to go pee-pee. 77 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,480 -I-{ey. -Twenty-two, fifty. 78 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,481 Okay, here's 25. Keep the change. 79 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,349 Seriously? I just walked up, like, four flights of stairs. 80 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:41,425 Oh, okay. Well, here's, um... 81 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,151 Thirty-something cents, 82 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,592 and a promise I won't call your boss 83 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,460 and tell him you reek of marijuana. 84 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,500 Oh, Penny, I see you've ordered pizza. 85 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,003 -I have Chinese food. -That's nice. 86 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:58,166 Oh, that's a rather earthy cologne. 87 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,380 My uncle used to wear that. 88 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,550 Perhaps we can enjoy one last meal together before Leonard returns. 89 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,778 Yeah, thanks, but I kind of feel like eating alone tonight, so-- 90 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,652 Are you sure? With your Italian pizza and my Chinese noodles, 91 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,293 we could play Marco Polo. 92 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:18,156 I mean, of course, a reenactment of a meal 93 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,730 in the life of Marco Polo the Venetian explorer, 94 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:24,164 not Marco Polo the terrifying water sport. 95 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,529 Uh, yeah. It sounds fun, but no thanks. 96 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:28,570 Have a good night! 97 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:32,073 -What, now, do you have company? -No. No, no, no. 98 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,734 You know what? The toilet's been doing that. 99 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,346 -l called the building manager, so-- -Oh, I can take a look at it. 100 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,074 -Well-- -I'm quite familiar with plumbing. 101 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:43,312 Not to brag, but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet. 102 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,184 Yeah, no, no, no. You know what, Sheldon, it's okay. 103 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,019 You don't have to go into the bathroom. 104 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,923 That's curious. If there's no one here, 105 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,190 why are there two glasses of wine on the table? 106 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,426 Oh. Well, you know, I've got two hands 107 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,832 and a bit of a drinking problem. 108 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,564 Of course. Ask a silly question. 109 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,875 -That's odd. -What? 110 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,343 There are takeout containers in the trash can. 111 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,914 So? That's my dinner from last night. 112 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,019 What's odd is they're in the trash can. 113 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,621 Okay. Look, honey, I promise there's no one's here. 114 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:20,257 I've had a long day. I just want to have a quiet dinner by myself. 115 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,689 Oh, very well. 116 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:27,093 I'm no stranger to enjoying the pleasures of solitude. 117 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,530 -Oh! -What? 118 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,464 Have you gotten Leonard a welcome-home gift yet? 119 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,626 -No. -Oh, great. 120 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,705 Do you want to go halfsies on a 200 dollar squirt gun? 121 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,975 -Hi, honey. -Hey. 122 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,636 I made some brownies. You want one? 123 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,307 You're kidding, right? 124 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:49,477 I mean, you know I'm trying to lose weight. 125 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,988 God, I thought we were partners in this marriage. 126 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:56,559 We are. Stop it. And for the last time, you're not fat. 127 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,559 Really? Tell that to the bathroom scale, 128 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,925 'cause one of you is lying. 129 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,392 Fine, forget I asked. How was dinner at your mom's? 130 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:08,938 Awful. I had to rub her ointment all over her again. 131 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,472 Why can't she do it? 132 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,770 Cause we've got a deeply unhealthy relationship. 133 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,446 Which reminds me, 134 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,913 do you think you can get any samples of this from work? 135 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,244 This was supposed to last her a month, 136 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,445 but they didn't take into account the square footage of her back. 137 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,985 Let me see. 138 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,525 How long have you been putting this on her? 139 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,754 I don't know. Few weeks. Why? 140 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,626 This is really strong estrogen cream. 141 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,324 Please tell me you've been wearing gloves. 142 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,766 Like these swollen sausages could fit in gloves. 143 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,601 Howie, the estrogen's getting absorbed by your skin. 144 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:45,800 That's why you've been all bloated and moody 145 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,310 and a giant pain in the ass. 146 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,608 You're full of estrogen and you don't act like that. 147 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:56,447 That's 'cause I'm a woman. I've had years of practice riding the dragon. 148 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,689 Fine. I'll wear gloves next time. 149 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,726 It's still gonna take a few weeks for the hormones to leave your system. 150 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:08,127 I feel so stupid. And fat. 151 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,236 It's okay. You still look great to me. 152 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:16,568 In fact, why don't we go in the bedroom and I'll prove it to you? 153 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,303 Sex? Really? I mean, that's just your solution to everything! 154 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,747 Oh, and herds a fun thing. 155 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:27,646 I worked it out so that there are 156 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:30,413 "planko" and "janko." 157 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:34,423 "PIanko" is a spoon with food, 'janko" is a spoon without food. 158 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:39,255 "Janko" is spelled with a silent "ptang." 159 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,900 Sheldon, you're not even listening to the rules of my made-up language. 160 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,267 -Yes, I am. -Then what does "tweepadock" mean? 161 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,668 Uh... 162 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,333 Elephant? 163 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,434 Lucky guess. 164 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,370 I'm sorry. 165 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,541 I'm just distracted by something that happened over at Penny's. 166 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,708 What happened? 167 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,549 I fear Penny is being unfaithful to Leonard. 168 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,521 -What? -She claimed to be alone 169 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,786 when there was obviously someone else in her apartment. 170 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,294 I have no choice but to assume the worst, 171 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,455 given Leonard's lengthy sea voyage 172 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,796 and her famously ravenous nether regions. 173 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,867 I don't think Penny would cheat on Leonard. 174 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,065 Oh, really? 175 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,778 She and I once had a staring contest. 176 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,575 She clapped really loud and made me blink. 177 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:37,054 It's a small leap from there to sexual infidelity. 178 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,224 You're being ridiculous. 179 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:45,295 Amy, there were Chinese food containersu. in the trash can. 180 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,431 Poor Leonard. 181 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:58,003 -Do you hear anything? -I hear a woman's voice. 182 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,735 -Is it Penny? -No, it's you. 183 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,674 All right, I hearwhispering and giggling. 184 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,341 Now I think I hear kissing. 185 00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:10,283 Yeah, like you know what kissing sounds like. 186 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,981 There's kissing in Star Trek, smarty-pants. 187 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,683 Let me listen. 188 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,764 -Sounds like Leonard. -Please. 189 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,766 Why would Leonard come home early and waste his time kissing Penny 190 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,530 when he could be hanging out with his best buddy? 191 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,139 Yeah, that's it. I'm catching her in the act. 192 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,437 No, Sheldon, don't. 193 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:35,535 A-ha! 194 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,315 -What the hell?! -Leonard? 195 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,280 Sheldon, you cannot just barge in here like that! 196 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,783 Right. 197 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:48,355 Penny! Penny! Penny! 198 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,055 Are you going to answer the door or should I open it 199 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,699 and say "a-ha" again? 200 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,173 I'm sorry, Sheldon. I should've told you I was back. 201 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,240 I just wanted to have a couple days alone with Penny. 202 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,537 Oh, no, I should apologize. 203 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:11,375 I never realized to what extent our friendship was a burden to you. 204 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,074 That is not fair. 205 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,379 I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month. 206 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,181 Oh, no, no, Iefs not sugarcoat this. 207 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,848 You find me tinicky, pedantic and annoying. 208 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,187 No, he doesn't. 209 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,762 I actually have used those exact words before. 210 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,091 In that order. 211 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,433 Well, Leonard, I think it's high time 212 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:35,732 you and I address the "tweepadock" in the room. 213 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,403 -The what? -Amy? 214 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,205 -Please leave me out of this. -Fine. 215 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,179 Leonard, there's no need for you to pretend to like me anymore. 216 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,410 -Come on, I said I was sorry. -No, no, you save your apologies 217 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,749 for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny. 218 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,453 It was fine. 219 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,118 Come on, this is silly. 220 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:02,596 Hey, I brought you back a little present from my trip, huh? 221 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,538 It's that sailor cap that you wanted. it's neat, huh? 222 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:12,802 You honestly think you can buy back my friendship with a cheap souvenir? 223 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,107 I don'I. No, I really don't. Just try it on. 224 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:22,942 -Oh, yeah. -Hello, sailor. 225 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,952 Now we're talking. 226 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,281 Excuse me. 227 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,899 This changes nothing. 228 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,334 Except the Halloween costume I'm wearing this year. 229 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,835 Amy, you're going to be Olive Oyl. Lay off the doughnuts. 230 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,675 -Thanks for coming over. -No problem. 231 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,148 Ooh! You made little sandwiches! 232 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,914 Yeah, that's cucumber and cream cheese. 233 00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,613 That's turkey and loganberry. 234 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,488 And don't tell my hips, but I'm warming up a brie in the oven. 235 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,493 Nice. $0... 236 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,353 What's up? 237 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,694 Okay, well, I've been reading up on all the side effects 238 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:15,670 you can get from estrogen, and... I need you to be honest with me. 239 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,141 Do my boobs look bigger to you? 240 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,806 Well, it's kind of hard to tell. 241 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,812 Come on, Raj, ifs a "yes or no" question. 242 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,679 I'm not sure. Um... Wait. 243 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,684 Jump up and down, let's see if theyjiggle. 244 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:41,063 No, I... I still can't tell. Uh... 245 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,461 Oh, you know what? Okay, give me some of this. 246 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,062 -Seriously? -Do you want my help cr not? 247 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,232 Fine. 248 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,076 Okay, yup. 249 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:02,583 See, see, that looks like... that looks like they could be bigger. 250 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,651 But, you know, I bet-- I bet when I do it, mine do the same thing. 251 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,524 -Yeah, they kind of do. -Hm... Let me see something. 252 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,429 Hey, easy! 253 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,366 -ii/ly nipples are sensitive. -Oh. Sorry, sorry. 254 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,505 Okay. 255 00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,680 I mean... 256 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,209 Yeah, maybe. 257 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,616 Okay, let me feel. 258 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,958 No, I am definitely up za cup size. 259 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,933 You know, but they/re very firm, so you've got that going for you. 260 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,096 -You think? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, very perky. 261 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,378 Thank you. I really needed to hear that today. 262 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,377 -Ooh! Brie's ready! -Yay! 263 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,082 -Good morning. -Hello. 264 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,424 So am I driving you to work, or are you still mad at me? 265 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,994 I'd like a ride. 266 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,760 Assuming you actually do take me to work. 267 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,560 Where do you think I would take you? 268 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:28,934 Who knows? You said you'd be home yesterday, 269 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,802 but you came home three days ago. 270 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,172 You say you're taking me to work, but for all I know, 271 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:38,145 I'll end up in a deserted amusement park. 272 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,978 Or a cornheld maze. 273 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:44,144 Or a back-alley dog fight. You tell me. 274 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,589 I'm going to work. You can come if you want. 275 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,420 Okay. 276 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,159 By the way, you have something on your shirt. 277 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,459 -No, I don't. -Hurls, doesn't it? 278 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,197 You know, I End myself wondering 279 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,309 if anything you've ever told me is true. 280 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,777 I didn't make it back. The ship sank, I'm in hell. 281 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,676 You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you? 282 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,222 Why would anyone claim to be from New Jersey if they weren't? 283 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,383 All right, I'll give you that one. 284 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,828 Hey, I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me? 285 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,229 I want you to admit that what you did was wrong. 286 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,394 Fine. What I did was wrong. 287 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,506 I wish I could believe you. 288 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,901 You know what? I'm not driving you to work, 289 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,636 because you're incredibly annoying. 290 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,008 You say one thing and do the other, 291 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:48,243 so then you are driving me and you find me a delight. 292 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,216 -Stop it. -Keep it up? 293 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,549 -B!/eg -Hello! 294 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,562 So I guess you're really holding up the other four fingers? 295 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,763 Oh, hey, what are you doing here so early? 296 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,565 -Driving Sheldon to work. -He's still mad at Leonard, huh? 297 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,105 He's mad at you, too. 298 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,733 He says you're the succubus who led his friend astray. 299 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,673 I don't know what "succubus" is, but... 300 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,045 It has "suck" in it, so that can't be good. 301 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,378 -Thought I heard you out here. -Hey, Sheldon. 302 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,719 You don't get a "hey." You get a "hmm." 303 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,622 Come on, don't be like that. 304 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,059 We had so much fun together the last couple uf months. 305 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,132 You're right. Which makes your betrayal all the more devastating. 306 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,962 -Sheldon... -I let you buy 307 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,128 feminine hygiene products with my supermarket club card. 308 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,107 You have any idea the kind of coupons I'm going to get in the mail now? 309 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,310 Sheldon, your Hght's with Leonard. Penny's got nothing to do-- 310 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,948 Careful, Amy. 311 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,813 The friend of my enemy's girlfriend is my enemy. 312 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,477 -Really? -Yes. 313 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,486 You're either with me or against me. 314 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,750 You want to take the bus to work? 315 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,888 Maybe there's a third option. 316 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:11,162 FYI, I had a doughnut for breakfast, you jerk. 317 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,628 So now we're just waiting for the data 318 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:19,333 from the ship to be crunched, but the numbers look pretty promising. 319 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:23,344 That's so great. If you guys prove the existence of Unruh radiation-- 320 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,413 Hey, hey, hey! My eyes are up here. 321 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,845 Howard, Raj, Judas. 322 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,686 You know what? You're a crazy person. 323 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,849 A crazy person with a long memory, 324 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,997 and if all goes according to plan, a robot army. 325 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,100 -Stop it. -Or a mutant army. 326 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,702 It depends on how my Kickstarter goes. 327 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,469 I said stop it! 328 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,768 Now, listen to me. 329 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,969 You two aren't just friends. 330 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,943 You're best friends. 331 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,282 And that's a beautiful thing. 332 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,820 I mean, Leonard, you know why he's so mad at you? 333 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,288 It's 'cause he missed you! 334 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,360 Yeah, and as his friend, you should be happy 335 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:15,192 he has love in his life. 336 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,300 As I do. 337 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,738 This man held my breast the other day, and I love him for it. 338 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,835 A little loud, dude. 339 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:33,206 So can we please put aside these petty differences 340 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:36,683 and just be glad we're here together? 341 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,488 -Okay. -I suppose so. 342 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,421 Thank you. 343 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,159 It wasn't anything weird. It was just to see how big they were. 344 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:56,273 And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist, 345 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,204 and then to cap off the perfect day, 346 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,402 the Los Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures. 347 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,271 I thought the measures were going to be the stars of the show. 348 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,078 Turns out it was the weights. 349 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,084 I'm so glad you guys are friends again. 350 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:14,383 And I'm glad you and I are friends again, too. 351 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,926 Which reminds me. This came in the mail, and I want you to have it. 352 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,429 "Fifty cents off Vagisil." 353 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,592 Think of me when you apply it. 354 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,772 Can I just say, I've missed all of us hanging out together. 355 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,433 -Yeah. -Me too. 356 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:37,809 Um, since when can Kcothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer? 357 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,950 Oh, that happened right after you left. 358 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,483 And no one told me? 359 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,087 Can't believe we forgot to tell him. 360 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,656 Ahem. Think of Sheldon when you apply it.