1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,126 Previously on The Big Bang Theory: 2 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:06,295 Can I have your attention, please? 3 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:10,907 We're all here tonight because we have no one to be with. 4 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,980 We gotta stop defining our self-worth... 5 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:17,412 ...by whether or not we're in a relationship. 6 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,411 We are a community... 7 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:25,081 ...and as long as we have each other, we're never truly alone. 8 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,021 That was cool. What you said. 9 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,563 Thank you. 10 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:41,936 Uh, would you like to, uh, get a cup of coffee? 11 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,166 Okay. 12 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,575 Later, losers! 13 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,855 So then I went to Cambridge, which was wonderful... 14 00:00:57,023 --> 00:01:01,517 ...not only because it's a good school, but because it totally looks like Hogwarts. 15 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:06,722 That's where I fell in love with astronomy, and now I'm an astrophysicist at Caltech. 16 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:12,463 So I guess you could say, uh, Raj is my name, and stars are my game. 17 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,937 And rhyming is also my game. 18 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:19,078 So, uh, two games. 19 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:23,245 Uh, anyway, that's enough about me, I want to hear everything about you. 20 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,275 I have to go to the bathroom. 21 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,312 I go to the bathroom too. 22 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:32,652 Sometimes more frequently than I care to admit. 23 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,487 I've had it checked out, it's nothing. 24 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,498 This is going great. 25 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:45,064 Mm. Can I have a refill on my chai tea? 26 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,969 Ah, yes, I have a good feeling about this. 27 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:54,172 I should have bought condoms. 28 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,137 Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 29 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,770 Welcome to Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun With Flags. 30 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,787 My apologies that this episode is coming late. 31 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:39,447 I did shoot one last week in honor of Black History Month... 32 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,720 ...but I was informed by my roommate that my spot-on portrayal... 33 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:47,195 ...of George Washington Carver could be considered "wildly racist." 34 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,869 My heart goes out to the members of the African-American community... 35 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:56,133 ...who, like me, have been kept down by the man. 36 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:02,671 Now, Fun With Flags is not just for the flag aficionado... 37 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,908 ...it's also for the flag novice. 38 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:09,885 So to help me with that, please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin... 39 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:12,183 ...not a real virgin. 40 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,853 She's had coitus many times. 41 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:21,231 Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. 42 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,595 Once while he was trying to watch The Incredibles. 43 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,037 Penny. 44 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,107 Hello. 45 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:31,538 So, Penny, I understand... 46 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:35,408 ...you'd like to learn more about flags. - I can't tell you how many times... 47 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:39,916 ...I've been at a party, everyone's talking about flags and I just couldn't join in. 48 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,180 Well, you came to the right place. 49 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:48,919 I'm sorry, can we just pause for a minute? 50 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:51,889 What's wrong? 51 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,626 I think it'd look more natural if you talked to me instead of the camera. 52 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:57,563 You know, like a real conversation? 53 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,796 It's something we work on in acting class. 54 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:01,030 Interesting. 55 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:06,137 A few people in the Comments section have said that my delivery is robotic. 56 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,279 Perhaps that isn't the compliment it sounds like. 57 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:15,145 Let's try it again. Maybe this time you could work on body language a bit. 58 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:18,415 When you're hunched like that, you're shutting the audience out. 59 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:22,425 But when you're relaxed and open, you're inviting them in. 60 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,395 Right. 61 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,529 And which one do I want? 62 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:29,659 Let's try open. 63 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,929 If our friend the flag has taught me anything, it's to go where the wind takes you. 64 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,667 As long as you remain firmly attached to a rigid pole. 65 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:40,039 And action. 66 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:55,986 So, Penny, what sort of flag questions keep you awake at night? 67 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,127 Um, well, I'm from Nebraska. 68 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,669 So, what can you tell me about the state flag? 69 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,999 Gosh, Penny... 70 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:13,312 ...what did you have for breakfast, a big glass of good question juice? 71 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:19,650 The Nebraska state flag is simply the state seal on a field of blue. 72 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,495 Spread your legs, invite them in. 73 00:05:39,806 --> 00:05:44,072 I'm telling you, something's wrong. I can always feel it when Raj is in trouble. 74 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:46,677 Jeez, how close were you before we got married? 75 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,746 Don't look under that rock. 76 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:52,217 - Raj, you okay? - You in there? 77 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,409 Go away. 78 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,315 - Come on, buddy, open up. - We're worried about you. 79 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,482 Oh, just because I stop going to work and answering my phone... 80 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,254 ...you think something bad happened? 81 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,624 Maybe something good happened. 82 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,661 Did something good happen? 83 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:10,928 Of course not, nothing good ever happens! 84 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,374 Whoa. 85 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,638 - What? - Just whoa. 86 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,519 Smells pretty ripe in here. 87 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,553 You kind of feel it in your eyes. 88 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:35,786 Raj, what's going on? 89 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,263 I was humiliated by yet another woman. 90 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:43,630 You didn't kill her and chop her up, that's not what we're smelling, right? 91 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,397 No, I took her for coffee... 92 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,939 ...and she snuck out the bathroom window to get away from me. 93 00:06:50,109 --> 00:06:51,633 Oh, you poor baby. 94 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:53,142 I went and looked. 95 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,303 It was a high and tiny window. 96 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,315 She must've been very motivated. 97 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,709 I'm sorry, that's awful. 98 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,790 - But come on, you gotta shake it off. - You can't stay in your apartment... 99 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:08,483 ...for the rest of your life. - Why not? 100 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:12,130 With online shopping and overnight delivery, I can get anything I want. 101 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,324 Look, I just ordered a case of Dinty Moore beef stew... 102 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:19,471 ...and two live lobsters on Amazon. 103 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,672 - Lobsters overnight? - You're kidding. Let me see. 104 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:27,211 Well, I'll be. Look, you can throw in a couple steaks and have a surf and turf. 105 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:31,510 Surf and turf sounds good. See if they have corn on the cob. 106 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:36,819 Guys, we're trying to get him out of here, not you in. 107 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:41,791 You're wasting your time. Just please, leave me alone. 108 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,525 - Now what? - I don't know. 109 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,862 We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it. 110 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,040 We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave. 111 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:07,352 - Hello, Sheldon. - Hello. 112 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:11,186 How's the final stage of your nicotine addiction study going? 113 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,889 Fine. 114 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,688 Just hold on. Mommy's on the phone! 115 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:22,133 Sorry, we've cut the monkeys down to one cigarette a day... 116 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,064 ...so things are a little intense. 117 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:30,201 Makes me miss my marijuana-abusing flatworms. Those guys were mellow. 118 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:35,208 Good news, uh, the latest episode of Fun With Flags is online. 119 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:39,078 - Oh, that's right. How'd it go with Penny? - Much better than I expected. 120 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:43,847 She even gave me some helpful tips about acting and body language. 121 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,081 Watch. 122 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:48,326 Welcome to my world. 123 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,186 Not welcome to my world. 124 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,693 Welcome. Not welcome. 125 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,860 Subtle but powerful. 126 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:02,201 I know, I'm still learning to control it. 127 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,033 Did you tell Penny how helpful she was? 128 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,603 Why would I do that? 129 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:10,071 Because she's your friend and she did a nice job. 130 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,876 I'm sure she'd like to hear it. 131 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:15,244 All right. 132 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:18,189 I didn't mean now. Hello? 133 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:24,628 Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it. 134 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,697 Oh. Hey, what's up? 135 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:31,063 Um... 136 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:35,264 You need me to shut the door so you can do your knocking thing? 137 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,135 No. I didn't start yet. It's fine. 138 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:41,279 Okay. So, what do you need? 139 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:46,146 Well, I was thinking about you helping me out last night. 140 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:47,949 Penny. 141 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:54,081 And I just wanted to tell you, Penny... 142 00:09:55,661 --> 00:10:00,257 ...that the answer to the question, "Who did a great job?" is you. 143 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,098 Penny. 144 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,001 - Really? - Yes. 145 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,436 You were very natural in front of the camera... 146 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,974 ...and I found your suggestions extremely helpful. 147 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,010 Oh, sweetie, you just made my day. 148 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,507 Okay. 149 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:21,449 My acting class is putting on a play Friday. I can put you and Amy on the guest list. 150 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,881 Oh, that sounds terrible. Why would I want to do that? 151 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:30,894 That's right, they're no good without the lighter. 152 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,622 So much for your advice on complimenting Penny. 153 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,324 Why, what happened? 154 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,699 She tried to rope us into going to her acting class to see a play. 155 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:43,932 Don't worry, luckily I had the good sense to drown that kitten in the river. 156 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,545 Sheldon, that's very rude. She helped you with your show. 157 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:52,707 The right thing to do is reciprocate by going to see her play. 158 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,787 Oh, so many crazy rules. 159 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,684 That better be Tootsie Rolls you're throwing at me! 160 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:06,893 Penny. 161 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,328 Penny. 162 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,026 Penny. Oh, yeah, much better. 163 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:13,896 What? 164 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:17,634 Amy pointed out to me that since you did something nice for me... 165 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,301 ...I'm obligated to do something nice for you. 166 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:24,374 So, yes, I'll go to your dopey play. 167 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:28,818 - Hey, I don't want you to go anymore. - Why not? 168 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,252 Go because you want to, not because you have to. 169 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,324 Oh, dear Lord, more rules. Where does it stop? 170 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:39,993 Can I want to go because I have to want to go? 171 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,394 - Okay, do whatever you want. - Yeah, but, no, wait. 172 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:47,869 Do whatever I want or whatever I have to want? 173 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,539 Oh, for God's sake, just come to the play. 174 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,837 All right. 175 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,173 I don't want to but at least that makes sense. 176 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,717 You know, I haven't seen Raj in several days. 177 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,359 Is he no longer a part of our social group? 178 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,720 And if so, should we be interviewing for a replacement? 179 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,763 Perhaps this time we go Latin. 180 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,735 He's just decided he's never leaving his apartment again. 181 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,309 Oh. Brilliant. I've been itching to pull that trigger. 182 00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:31,079 He's upset because he can't get anywhere with women. 183 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,413 Would it help if I gave him some pointers? 184 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,525 I'm just funning you. Ha, ha. 185 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:50,429 Hi. I don't know if you remember me but I was here the other night at your party. 186 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,037 Oh, yeah, you left with Raj. 187 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,608 - Yeah. - You're the one? 188 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,405 Let me tell you something. 189 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:02,570 That guy you blew off happens to be my best friend. 190 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,340 Okay? He was devastated. 191 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:06,108 Sorry. 192 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,843 Can you just give him this? 193 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:09,984 Okay. 194 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:14,286 But I gotta warn you, Raj is a proud, passionate man. 195 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,588 If you go running out on him again... 196 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:21,597 ...you're only gonna get like three or four more chances before you are history. 197 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:28,535 Come on, she came back. This is good news. You should celebrate. 198 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,607 I don't want to celebrate. 199 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,610 Not even a little? 200 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,946 We could have a pants party. Go put some on. 201 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:45,184 Why would I want her number? I want nothing to do with this woman. 202 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,949 - Come on, Raj. - You don't get it. 203 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,356 I want nothing to do with any woman. 204 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,393 My heart is stone. 205 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,793 From now on, I am a monk. 206 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,663 I renounce all worldly pleasures. 207 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,163 Except for lobster. 208 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,838 And garlic butter. 209 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,672 Boy, I wanna tell you it's her loss, but you are not making it easy. 210 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,616 You're a good friend for trying to help, but I've made my choice. 211 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,980 All right, well... 212 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,351 ...I'll see you around. 213 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,258 See you. 214 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,894 No, wait. 215 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,428 Take her number. I don't want the temptation. 216 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,688 Okay. 217 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:33,203 I must be strong so I don't stray from my true purpose: The study of the universe. 218 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,906 All right. 219 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,077 Thanks for ruining lobster for me. 220 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,149 Wait! Give me the number! 221 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:58,259 Give me the number! Give me the number! 222 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,926 So, Amy, what's going on with your addiction study? 223 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,296 Sadly I'm no longer associated with that project. 224 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,407 - Why? What happened? - Typical bureaucratic nonsense. 225 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,602 You can get animals addicted to a harmful substance, you can dissect their brains... 226 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:17,715 ...but you throw their own feces back at them and suddenly you're unprofessional. 227 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,447 I'm sorry. 228 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,751 That I asked. 229 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,522 All right, let's get this stupid play over with. 230 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,888 Uh, hang on. Empty your pockets. 231 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,963 - Why? - You know why. The Nintendo DS. 232 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:38,760 And the PSP. 233 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:44,933 Now the Game Boy. 234 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,334 Oh, for Pete's sake. 235 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,211 - Can we go now? - Is that all of it? 236 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,989 Just set it down. 237 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,957 Just so you know, this is not a stupid play. 238 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,430 A Streetcar Named Desire is an American classic. 239 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,996 It's about streetcars? 240 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,332 Great. Then I won't need this. 241 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,152 Just a sec. 242 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,985 Oh, who says "just a sec"? I hate myself. 243 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:39,788 Hello. 244 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,433 - Hi. - Uh, would you like to come in? 245 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,229 Uh, no, I can't stay. 246 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,894 Oh. 247 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,000 I just wanted to say... 248 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,541 ...I'm sorry for running out of the coffee shop. That wasn't cool. 249 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,170 So yeah. 250 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,713 I'm sorry. 251 00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,916 Wait. 252 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,489 Can you at least tell me what went wrong? 253 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,351 It's okay, I can take anything. 254 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,552 Unless it's something I did, or said, or am, because those are like my buttons. 255 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,197 No, it's not any of that. 256 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:20,764 It's just, I kind of have a hard time around people I don't know. 257 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:24,431 Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night? 258 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:29,105 I've been trying to force myself into situations I'm not comfortable with. 259 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:34,045 I saw the flyer in the store window and I made myself go in. 260 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,948 I don't even like comic books. 261 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,385 - Yeah, me neither. - What were you doing there? 262 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,218 I lied. I love them. 263 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,119 I only said that so you'd go out with me. 264 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,797 You don't want to do that. 265 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,398 I'm kind of broken. 266 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,762 That's great. I'm broken too. 267 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,904 - No, you're not. - I totally am. 268 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,906 If it wasn't for this beer, I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck. 269 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,909 There are many things seriously wrong with me. 270 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,574 And not quirks either... 271 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:07,446 ...like, diagnosable psychological problems. 272 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,419 Maybe brain damage. 273 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,986 Well, how do I know you're not just saying that? 274 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:22,464 Go out with me on one date and I promise you you'll see. 275 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,268 Okay. 276 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,906 Text me. Bye. 277 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:33,172 You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met. 278 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:39,474 And that, boys and girls, is how it's done. 279 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,893 You love her very much, don't you? 280 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,693 Yes. 281 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,387 I think you have great capacity for devotion. 282 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:57,135 You will be Ionely when she passes on, won't you? 283 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,429 I understand what that is. 284 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,203 - To be Ionely? - She's pretty good, huh? 285 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,670 She is. 286 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,935 But when do they get to the part about streetcars? 287 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,508 When I was a very young girl. 288 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,985 When I was 16 years old, I made the discovery: 289 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,681 Love. 290 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,985 All at once and much, much too completely. 291 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,525 It was like you turned a blinding light on something... 292 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,565 ...that had always been half a shadow. 293 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,165 That's how it struck the world for me. 294 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,208 But I was unlucky. 295 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,409 Deluded. 296 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,013 - She's remarkable. - She really is. 297 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,376 Our Penny's a star. 298 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,248 How can she remember all those lines... 299 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:52,355 ...but as a waitress, she can't remember no tomato on my hamburger?