1
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WOMAN [ON PHONE]:
<i>I'd like to order roses, a dozen.</i>

2
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<i>Just put "I had a great time last night"</i>
<i>on the card.</i>

3
00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:09,866
[DOOR BELLS JINGLE]

4
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<i>Don't sign it. Is there any way</i>
<i>you can get someone</i>

5
00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,769
<i>to put a lipstick kiss</i>
<i>on the gift card?</i>

6
00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:14,971
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

7
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That sounds interesting.

8
00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,839
More like contagious.

9
00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,920
She sends almost one a week.
Each time to a different guy.

10
00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,214
Is that the last one?

11
00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:24,721
I'm itching to get going tonight.

12
00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:26,791
Rough day at work.
I need to burn off some steam.

13
00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,018
Just one more.

14
00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,252
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

15
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[MAN ON PHONE]: <i>Hi. I'm calling</i>
<i>to order flowers for a funeral.</i>

16
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<i>I just need something simple</i>
<i>on the card.</i>

17
00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:36,232
Hope it's not
"I had a great time last night."

18
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<i>Just put "Did you and your friend</i>
<i>think I wouldn't find you, Murphy?</i>

19
00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,264
<i>Told you I'd get you</i>
<i>when you least expected it."</i>

20
00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:43,670
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

21
00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,208
If that's a joke...

22
00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,970
[GUNSHOTS
AND BOTH MEN GRUNT]

23
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[PHONES RINGING
AND PEOPLE CHATTERING]

24
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[ZIVA SWEARING IN HEBREW]

25
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McGEE: Sorry, there's no...
ZIVA: Unbelievable.

26
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- You finally saw <i>The Crying Game?</i>
- No. I got a speeding ticket.

27
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- You know what that means, McGee?
- System works.

28
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I was barely going over the limit.

29
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McGEE:
Let me see.

30
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- Says you were doing 80 in a 40.
- Not the entire time.

31
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- Tell them you're a federal agent?
- Excuse me?

32
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Well, sometimes if they know,
they look the other way.

33
00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,632
- Oh, that's not my wallet.
- Wait. You do that often?

34
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TONY:
With one notable exception.

35
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I haven't gotten a speeding ticket
in 17 years.

36
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Or paid for parking, football games.

37
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It's a gray area.

38
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Sometimes I even get my doughnuts
and coffee for free.

39
00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,984
I do not think Gibbs would approve.

40
00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,678
What Gibbs doesn't know
won't hurt him.

41
00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,250
What don't I know, DiNozzo?

44
00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:13,531
But I tip big.

45
00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,099
All right, let's have it.

46
00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,359
[ZIVA AND TONY WHINE]

47
00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,128
Let's go. Dead Navy captain.

48
00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,634
Ever get the feeling that he enjoys
being smacked in the head?

49
00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,244
I'd rather not think about it.

50
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GIBBS: Two shots.
ZIVA: Yep,

51
00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,644
- they must've made some noise.
McGEE: They did.

52
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Several, uh, witnesses
heard the gunshots.

53
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Found the brass in the street.

54
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No one called the police?

55
00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:42,383
Gunshots aren't exactly news
in this neighborhood, Ziva.

56
00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:46,392
Cleaning lady found the bodies.
She called the cops. They called us.

57
00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,524
TONY:
Safe's picked.

58
00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,862
What are these, fingernails?

59
00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:55,139
Somebody was nervous
about something.

60
00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,832
Sorry I was late.

61
00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,173
Been waiting for Mr. Palmer
to return from an errand,

62
00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,574
but I had to leave without him.

63
00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,181
What errand?

64
00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,907
Breena called.

65
00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:09,214
The wedding caterer they planned
on using had gone out of business.

66
00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,584
The sobs almost woke the dead.

67
00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,226
- Was she pretty upset?
- She wasn't the one crying.

68
00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,426
[ZIVA CHUCKLING]

69
00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:17,954
What do we have here?

70
00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,429
Well, over here
you've got Captain Jack Wallace

71
00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,329
and our friend here
is Dexter Murphy.

72
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Looks like
an open-and-shut robbery.

73
00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,432
Do I suspect a but?

74
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Oh, but this.

75
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[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

76
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[MAN ON PHONE]: <i>Hi, I'm calling</i>
<i>to order flowers for a funeral.</i>

77
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<i>I just need something simple</i>
<i>on the card.</i>

78
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<i>Just put "Did you and your friend</i>
<i>think I wouldn't find you, Murphy?</i>

79
00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,118
<i>Told you I'd get you</i>
<i>when you least expected it."</i>

80
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A man of his word.

81
00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,379
Yes, so I can see.

82
00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,616
The preliminary cause of death
is obvious,

83
00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:50,354
but I think I will reserve judgment...

84
00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,692
- What do we have here?
- Duck?

85
00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:58,629
TONY: Holy undergarments,
Duckman. Is that what I think it is?

86
00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,004
McGEE:
His name is Captain Jack Wallace.

87
00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:13,312
He's a decorated Iraq veteran
and he's also a real-life superhero.

88
00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:14,976
- A what?
McGEE: That's what they're called.

89
00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:16,985
- By who?
- By themselves.

90
00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:19,021
They don't claim
to have actual superpowers.

91
00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,887
Right, because that would be weird.

92
00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,285
No, they're really
just community activists.

93
00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,590
They put on costumes
and do neighborhood watches,

94
00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,995
community service,
sometimes even fund-raising.

95
00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:31,330
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Hey, do they do birthday parties?

96
00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:34,064
Neighborhood watches
were Solanum's specialty.

97
00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,674
- Who?
- Dexter Murphy, the store owner.

98
00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,310
His superhero name was Solanum.

99
00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,469
Captain Wallace
went by Captain Code.

100
00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:43,172
His specialty,
building code violations.

101
00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:46,147
Found them registered
at the EarthSuperHeroUnion. Com.

102
00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,616
They have a website too?

103
00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:50,221
Oh, there's websites,
there's community groups,

104
00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,154
there's even talk of creating
a sanctioning body like the NBA.

105
00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,317
Of course, being an RLSH
can be dangerous too,

106
00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:58,223
especially if you're getting involved
with the criminal stuff.

107
00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,457
Going after graffiti taggers, muggers.

108
00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,329
So when these guys get in trouble,
they call the cops?

109
00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,971
- Some do, some don't.
ZIVA: So they are like vigilantes.

110
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,937
Nerd vigilantes.
Question is, did it get them killed?

111
00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:12,305
The voicemail clearly indicates
the killer was seeking revenge.

112
00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:13,837
For what?

113
00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:15,606
McGEE:
Huh.

114
00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:16,806
The phone records.

115
00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,344
- Commanding officer.
- E-mails. Gmails. Twitter.

116
00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,148
So do we have a deal or not,
Ms. Miller?

117
00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,314
Well, that's gonna depend
on your agent.

118
00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,254
GIBBS:
Uh, that doesn't sound good.

119
00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,156
Agent Gibbs, I'd like you to meet...

120
00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,853
Still working
for the <i>Evening Tribune?</i>

121
00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,054
<i>The Globe</i>.

122
00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,062
You two know each other?

123
00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:36,201
Oh, please tell me
that you weren't married.

124
00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,531
No. But we go back.

125
00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,230
VANCE:
Hm, good.

126
00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,001
That should make things easier.
Or worse.

127
00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:47,569
I'll manage. Shall we?

128
00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:52,108
Captain Wallace called me at my paper
two days ago, wanted to meet.

129
00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,809
- About what?
- Wouldn't say.

130
00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:56,546
But that superhero costume
sure says something.

131
00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:01,316
- I didn't tell her.
- I am a reporter, remember?

132
00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,588
So, what's the story?

133
00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:07,199
Wallace ran a classified program
out of the Department of Energy,

134
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,393
securing rogue nuclear materials
in hot-spot areas.

135
00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,663
There's a big demand
for old Soviet uranium.

136
00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:14,734
File is classified, Leon.

137
00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,738
That file is hers. It's not mine.

138
00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:19,710
Reporter.

139
00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,471
Press is gonna have
a field day with this.

140
00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,911
I'm sure you can imagine
the headline.

141
00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:27,712
Mm. "Navy officer in charge of nukes
found dead in superhero costume."

142
00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,515
- Wordy, but I like it.
- I don't.

143
00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,655
Ms. Miller has agreed to hold off
till you conduct your investigation.

144
00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:37,693
WENDY: Your director hopes
you'll find something

145
00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:41,231
that paints things in a more,
shall we say, favorable light.

146
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,427
In exchange for first dibs
on any info we do uncover.

147
00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,300
Oh, plus a liaison from NCIS
to keep me in the loop.

148
00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,236
VANCE:
And you're that liaison, Agent Gibbs.

149
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,877
I trust that you'll handle
the matter professionally.

150
00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,681
Oh, my God. Abby, do you mind
if I hide down here?

151
00:06:56,883 --> 00:06:58,180
McGee is driving me crazy with...

152
00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,411
[ABBY MEOWS AND HISSES]

153
00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,646
What's new, pussycat?

154
00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:04,915
I guess you heard.

155
00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,786
Um, about the real-life superheroes?

156
00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:10,224
Hello? I have been trying
to meet Catatonic for, like, months.

157
00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,591
He rescues animals, mostly cats.

158
00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:15,063
And he's like a rock star
in the shelter community.

159
00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:17,498
Right now we need a rock star
in the forensic community.

160
00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,729
I am making some progress
on the chewed fingernails

161
00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:20,964
that you found at the safe.

162
00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:25,241
Maybe, like, some nervous murderer
trying to pick a lock.

163
00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:26,935
I'm running the DNA now.

164
00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,172
But my big find was online.

165
00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,018
I noticed this insignia,
and it looked familiar.

166
00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,017
And then I remembered
where I knew it from.

167
00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:39,685
There was a bar fight uploaded
to CyberVid six months ago.

168
00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,486
MAN 1: <i>I don't want no trouble.</i>
DRUNK: <i>You don't?</i>

169
00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,219
MAN 1: <i>No.</i>
DRUNK: <i>Too bad, you found it.</i>

170
00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,954
CAPTAIN WALLACE:
<i>No, punk, you found it.</i>

171
00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,622
MAN 3: <i>Let him go.</i>
DRUNK<i>: Hey, let go of me, you freak.</i>

172
00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,062
[SPRAY HISSES AND MEN YELL]

173
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,929
[MEN SCREAMING]

174
00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,469
ABBY: Wallace and Murphy
stopped the bad guy.

175
00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,664
Yay!

176
00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:56,866
[COMPUTER CLICKS OFF]

177
00:07:57,043 --> 00:08:00,706
So the video went viral
and they became local heroes.

178
00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,508
- The drunk idiot...
- Looks like a drunk idiot.

179
00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,617
Maybe he's holding a grudge.
You got an ID?

180
00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,379
Well, I haven't had any hits
on facial recognition.

181
00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,215
So who shot this video?

182
00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:14,155
ABBY: It was uploaded
by a user called ICU.

183
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,160
Had trouble tracking that back
to an actual person.

184
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,323
Whoever did this went to a lot
of trouble to keep his identity hidden.

185
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,128
Keep looking.

186
00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,164
Meow.

187
00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,206
[GRUNTS]

188
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,171
There you are.

189
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,212
Ha! Yeah, wow, there you are.

190
00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,705
What are you doing there?

191
00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:39,852
Agent Gibbs assigned you
to be my liaison on the Wallace case.

192
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,179
Oh.

193
00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,919
Ha! What do you mean, "liaison"?

194
00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,819
You're a reporter now.

195
00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,358
We don't liaise with reporters.

196
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,325
- You do now.
- Huh.

197
00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,225
Gibbs didn't say anything to me
about this.

198
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:57,101
Hey, Tony, Tony, Tony,
Gibbs wanted me to tell you that...

199
00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,871
- Oh, hello.
- Hi.

200
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,871
So, what do we do now?

201
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,637
Well, I'm not happy
about it either, Tony,

202
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:11,180
- but I expect you to be professional.
- Always. It's not like we're enemies.

203
00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:14,183
Exactly. I did invite you
to Christmas brunch,

204
00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:16,981
and at one point in our lives,
we were engaged to be married.

205
00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:18,521
[ABBY GASPS]

206
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:19,918
ABBY:
Meow.

207
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:23,558
Hi, again. I'm Abby.

208
00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,930
- Wendy.
- Wendy.

209
00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,362
Wendy, the ex-fiancée.

210
00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,399
Uh...

211
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,543
ZIVA: Here they come, here they come.
McGEE: Hold on, I can't see.

212
00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:47,481
Boss, can I talk to you for a second?

213
00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,621
Wendy, conference room
is just through that door,

214
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,484
there at the end. Thanks.

215
00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:54,490
Liaison? What were you thinking?
You were there when it went south.

216
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,128
I can't... Sorry.

217
00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,287
[CHUCKLING AND STAMMERING]

218
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:16,446
[TONY SIGHS]

219
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,481
[RECORDING DEVICE BEEPS]

220
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,277
Aren't we professional?

221
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,421
That's what we are.

222
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,591
Okay, let's start with the basics.

223
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,920
- Ever spoken with Wallace before?
- No.

224
00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,689
- Any idea what his call was about?
- Nope.

225
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,959
Why'd you invite me
to Christmas brunch?

226
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:37,029
Thought it might be nice to see you.
I may have been wrong.

227
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:40,629
My turn.

228
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,001
- Your turn what?
- I get to ask some questions.

229
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,335
That's my deal with Vance.

230
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,705
Does Captain Wallace
have a history of mental illness?

231
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,109
No.

232
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:53,615
Was the Navy aware that he
was moonlighting as a superhero?

233
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:54,844
No.

234
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,281
Since when did you
start wearing thousand-dollar suits?

235
00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,151
Since when did you
stop teaching 4-year-olds

236
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,158
how to sing "Puff the Magic Dragon"
and start channeling Lois Lane?

237
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,057
People change.

238
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,221
Yes, they do.

239
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,658
I wasn't wrong.

240
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,361
It is nice to see you.

241
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,638
- It's nice to see you too.
- Mm.

242
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:14,830
TONY [WHISPERS]:
I don't know.

243
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,031
[DOORKNOB JIGGLES]

244
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,403
McGEE: They can hear us.
ZIVA: No, stop talking.

245
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,537
[ZIVA GRUNTS]

246
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,374
Come on, I invented that.

247
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,516
We wanted to let you know
that Abby's still unable

248
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,209
to identify the user
who uploaded that fight video.

249
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:28,546
- Oh.
McGEE: Gibbs wants us

250
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,348
to canvass the neighborhood,

251
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,650
see if anyone knows
who our drunk idiot is.

252
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:33,883
Oh, I don't know him,

253
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,721
but that video was shot
by Clarence Tobett.

254
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,092
Local trust-fund baby.
Runs an anti-gang outreach program.

255
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,493
- Reporter.
- Reporter.

256
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,395
WENDY: He's always calling the paper
trying to drum up publicity.

257
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,164
- Thank you.
- Let me know what you find.

258
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,408
- She is cute.
- Stop it.

259
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:59,109
Your ex-fiancée's really cute,
but I would expect no less.

260
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,378
Must be strange seeing her
after all these years, huh?

261
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,181
Especially with her divorced. Heh, heh.

262
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,515
[BOXER GRUNTING]

263
00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,487
Almost as strange
as you not talking.

264
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,752
I'm working. You should try it.
Thank you.

265
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,953
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

266
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,563
Clarence Tobett?

267
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,790
Who wants to know?

268
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,765
NCIS.

269
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,032
We're looking for the man
who shot this video.

270
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,899
[VIDEO PLAYING ON CELL PHONE]

271
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,375
How'd you find me?

272
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,738
I work very hard
to keep my true identity a secret.

273
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:34,380
Oh, snap, you're one of them.

274
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,817
If you mean a real-life superhero,
then, yes.

275
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,115
[YELLS]

276
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,587
Let me guess.

277
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,953
ICU.

278
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,460
That's right. Because that's
where you go if you mess with me.

279
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,120
[YELLS]

280
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,492
[SWITCHES MUSIC OFF]

281
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:50,829
Since we're co-workers,
you'll have my complete cooperation.

282
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,527
Yes, I shot the video.

283
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,265
I came upon the fight
when I was out on bait patrol.

284
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,465
Bait patrol?

285
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:59,440
Yes, it's a standard
crime-fighting tactic.

286
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,512
One of us... No, no, no.

287
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:05,675
- Acts as bait and waits for someone
to cause trouble.

288
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,148
When they do, we give it to them.

289
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,343
[DOOR OPENS]

290
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,818
MAN:
Clarence.

291
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,989
What did I tell you
about borrowing Tom?

292
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,922
No, no, no.

293
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,858
Miss Peyton said you're from NCIS.

294
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,790
- What did he do now?
- Nothing, Dad.

295
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,833
In fact, if you'll excuse us,
this is business.

296
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,834
No, no, business is what I do.

297
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,802
I buy real estate. You just take it up.

298
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,441
Acting like you're 5 instead of 25.

299
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,377
- What did he do?
- He was helping us identify someone.

300
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:35,771
I remember him.

301
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:40,950
I don't have a name, but I got
his license plate when he fled.

302
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,145
- Well, some of it.
- All right, I've heard enough.

303
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,153
No more Tom.

304
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,487
The guy's got a bronze star,
for Pete's sake. He's a real hero.

305
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:54,631
He's just pissed because I refuse
to go into the family business.

306
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,290
I can relate.

307
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:57,492
[GRUNTING

308
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,272
- Clarence. Clarence.
- Wha...?

309
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,464
- License plate?
- Oh.

310
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:07,709
Three numbers.

311
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,906
I guess super memory
isn't one of your superpowers.

312
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,678
Make all the fun you want,
but what I do is important.

313
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,414
I talked a kid out of a gang
just last week.

314
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,252
I know the costumes seem silly,
but they're just a gimmick.

315
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,485
They help defuse tense situations.

316
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,019
Look, I don't know
Captain Code's true identity.

317
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,722
It's best that we keep them secret
even from each other.

318
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,430
But I did hear a rumor
that something happened to him.

319
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,834
I don't know if this helps, but he had
mentioned he was on to something.

320
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:37,601
He didn't say what,
but it had him worried.

321
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,444
Here's my card.

322
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,972
I have t-shirts, too, if you want them.

323
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,980
BOTH:
Thank you.

324
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,853
[CLARENCE SIGHS]

325
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,351
DUCKY: We had our own real-life
superhero in my youth.

326
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:58,053
He called himself The Fox,
one of the first environmentalists.

327
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:03,634
Once, he collected 50 gallons
of sewage that was destroying a lake,

328
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:08,239
broke into the offending corporation's
offices and dumped it in their lobby.

329
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,464
[CHUCKLES]

330
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,167
Every child fantasizes
about growing up

331
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,608
and becoming a superhero.

332
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,975
But you actually did it.

333
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:19,515
Impressive.

334
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,745
Not the word I would've chosen, Duck.
What do you got?

335
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,551
Uh, I think we can assume that both
victims died of their gunshot wounds.

336
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:27,817
- Not surprised.
- Yeah.

337
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:31,724
Well, the surprise came
from the number of injuries

338
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,558
I found on Captain Wallace.

339
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,393
He broke his jaw twice,

340
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,933
he has scars
from numerous knife wounds,

341
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,071
and even has a bullet graze.

342
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,571
- They're all street fighting.
- Yeah, presumably.

343
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:45,608
He took his role as a vigilante
quite seriously.

344
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:47,139
Come on, Duck.

345
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,611
Ha, ha, ha, I take it
you do not approve.

346
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,273
Duck, it's not their job.
They could get hurt.

347
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,919
Jethro, most of them
already have been.

348
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,681
Aside from their love
of comic books,

349
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,381
what most of these crime fighters
have in common

350
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,187
is being victims
of violent crime themselves.

351
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,727
Or abuse or tragedy.

352
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,333
I mean,
take a look at Captain Wallace.

353
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,398
His wife died in childbirth,
and then his daughter died

354
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,733
when a balcony collapsed
in a shopping mall.

355
00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,442
McGee said his specialty
was building code violations.

356
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,510
Well, hardly a coincidence.

357
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:24,082
Whereas others
might've succumbed to depression

358
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,980
or drug abuse,
these men and women

359
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,951
have channeled their angst
into something positive.

360
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,613
Who's to judge?

361
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,690
Though, the one thing
I might judge you on

362
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:41,663
is your choice of Tony
as liaison to the press.

363
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,234
What are you up to, Jethro?

364
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,501
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

365
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,230
You can now hold your applause.

366
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,840
For what are we not applauding?

367
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:54,207
I got a hit on the DNA
from the flower shop safe.

368
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,877
McGEE:
His name is Felix Quintero.

369
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,745
A small-time hood, but seems
to have cleaned up his act recently.

370
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,485
- So, what's he doing now?
McGEE: <i>You're gonna love this.</i>

371
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,678
Locksmith.

372
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,654
His license plate matches
the partial you got from ICU.

373
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,383
<i>Looks like he's our drunk idiot.</i>

374
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,584
Pick him up.

375
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,127
On it.

376
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,729
[TIRES SQUEALING]

377
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,203
This case may be wrapping up soon.
You will be free from your ex.

378
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,533
I'm fine, Ziva.

379
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,407
ZIVA: You do not seem fine.
You seem pensive.

380
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,944
It's the chili I had for breakfast
this morning.

381
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,075
You know, you have never actually
told me how it ended between you two.

382
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:34,913
[TIRES SQUEAL]

383
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,111
[ZIVA GRUNTS]

384
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,879
Okay, forget I asked.

385
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,081
We're being followed.

386
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,283
I had a feeling, a pensive one.

387
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,757
U-turn confirmed it.

388
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,423
Let's move.

389
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,526
NCIS, Hands on the wheel!

390
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,031
Hey, watch out!

391
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,863
What is going on?

392
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,636
Hi, guys.

393
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,071
- Great day for a drive, huh?
- What are you doing?

394
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,540
- Tracking down a lead.
- No, we're tracking down a lead.

395
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:02,236
- You're following us.
- What, is that a crime?

396
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,644
- Yes, technically it is.
- Tony.

397
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,808
Look, I'm just making sure
I'm in the loop.

398
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:09,078
I told you that I would let you know.

399
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,313
Ha, ha, let's just say
you don't have the best track record

400
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:14,823
- doing things you say you're gonna do.
- Me? Ha, are you kidding?

401
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,764
ZIVA:
I'll call the fire department.

402
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,164
Even your car doesn't like you.

403
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,766
I just bought that car.
It hasn't had a chance not to like me.

404
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,738
ZIVA: Well, your car might like you,
but someone does not.

405
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,978
ABBY:
It's a bomb, wired into the fuel line,

406
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,978
timed to go off when the car hit 50.

407
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,275
Made out of cardboard.

408
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,941
Yeah, so the evidence
would burn in the crash.

409
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,553
But it was a rush job.

410
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,814
Wendy's quick stop jarred it loose,

411
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:47,288
and the accelerant leaked
onto the fuel block,

412
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,983
making it catch on fire, lucky for her.

413
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,924
Lucky, Abs?
Someone's trying to kill her.

414
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:54,395
Well, I'm just trying to be positive.
Hey, maybe it was Tony.

415
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:55,590
Not positive.

416
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,428
McGEE:
Afraid we got a little more of that.

417
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,969
ZIVA: We found this.
- It's Wendy's notes.

418
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,164
From our current case,
but there's also some stuff

419
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,741
from the old newspaper stories
of hers.

420
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,140
Remember she said
she didn't know Captain Wallace?

421
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,907
- Yeah.
- Well, according to her notes,

422
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,448
she's worked with him several times
in the past.

423
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:16,611
ABBY: Which means...
- She lied to us.

424
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,192
Ms. Miller,
I'm only gonna ask you once.

425
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,026
- How long did you know Wallace?
- I told you, I didn't.

426
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,994
According to your files,
he was a source

427
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,035
on three prior news articles of yours.

428
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:35,366
I am a reporter.
These are privileged documents.

429
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,441
You have no right
to look through my notes.

430
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:40,578
Your notes are evidence
in an attempted murder, Wendy.

431
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,838
Yours.

432
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,986
I was doing an exposé
on wasteful military spending.

433
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,250
Wallace was a source. If I told you
I knew him, you'd figure that out.

434
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,760
Reporters do not reveal their sources,
dead or alive.

435
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,995
Is she telling the truth,
Agent DiNozzo?

436
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,893
I'm sorry, what?

437
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,038
I found out about your history
with Ms. Miller.

438
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,900
And we'll talk about that later.

439
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,667
I figured
you might have some insight.

440
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,844
Oh, um...

441
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,583
Yeah, she... She's telling the truth.

442
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,515
Why did Wallace call you
before he was killed?

443
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,519
Well, I assumed he had a lead
on another story.

444
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:25,884
But I really don't know.

445
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,681
I didn't lie about that.

446
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,350
You obviously know something.
There was an attempt on your life.

447
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,857
- I noticed. You got a suspect?
- We're staking out his apartment.

448
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,056
Until we find him, we can...

449
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,599
WENDY:
Place me in protective custody.

450
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:40,204
And keep me as far away
from this story as possible? Forget it.

451
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,067
I got a place to lay low. I'll be fine.

452
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,300
I don't doubt that,
but I'm gonna have to insist

453
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,070
on sending an agent
to escort you to your destination.

454
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,480
Agent DiNozzo,
given the circumstances,

455
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,616
if you like, I can assign Agent David.

456
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,485
No way in hell.

457
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,817
It's okay. I got it.

458
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:05,526
You thirsty?
Can I get you something to eat?

459
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,721
Not hungry.

460
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,456
Since when are you not hungry?

461
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,102
People get not hungry. It happens.

462
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,170
Not to you, it doesn't.

463
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:17,436
Okay, I can tell
there is something on your mind.

464
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,738
Are you still pissed at me
because I followed you?

465
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:24,074
No, just curious about something
I read in your notes.

466
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,773
Notes you were
not supposed to read.

467
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,545
You were doing a story
on a Navy contractor.

468
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,154
Your notes said
that you needed some inside info.

469
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,622
Two days later you invite me to
brunch. Coincidence? I don't think so.

470
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,124
You didn't wanna see me.

471
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,628
You wanted to use me,
squeeze me for some info on your guy.

472
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,961
- Do you really believe that?
- Tell me I'm wrong.

473
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,168
You're not wrong.

474
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:49,965
That's not cool.

475
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,167
Well, you blew me off anyway,
and that's not cool.

476
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:53,641
I haven't seen you in nine years.

477
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,042
We haven't spoken
since the night our engagement ended.

478
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,841
All the more reason to catch up.

479
00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,210
You didn't wanna catch up.

480
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:00,842
You were after a story

481
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:04,011
like some hard-boiled word slinger
from a Howard Hawks movie.

482
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,554
I had a job to do.

483
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:10,018
What happened to you? You used
to be such a sweet, innocent kid.

484
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,186
Me? What about you?

485
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,956
You used to be a hopeless romantic.

486
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:17,431
And now you're like George Clooney
from <i>Ocean's Eleven</i>.

487
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,626
You like George Clooney?

488
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,030
I think he's a bit of a cliché.

489
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,803
Hm.

490
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:34,378
Golden Flower.
I love it when you wear that.

491
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,020
I know.

492
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:41,485
BOY: Hi, Mom.
- Oh, hi, baby.

493
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:45,721
Hey, you remember me telling you
about Agent DiNozzo.

494
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,195
He's gonna help
take us to Grandma's.

495
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,335
Agent DiNozzo, this is my son, Fred.

496
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,332
Hey, Fred.

497
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,996
WENDY: And his nanny, Tina.
TONY: Hey, Tina.

498
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,734
So, Tina, think you can help me pack?
We'll be down in a minute.

499
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:02,038
Yeah, okay, don't take too long.

500
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,181
Moms, right?

501
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,278
Tina seems nice.

502
00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,015
It's a good name.

503
00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,284
Tina Turner, Tina Fey.

504
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,559
Hey, you like that Harry Potter?

505
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:24,091
He's pretty fun,
with his wand and the magic stuff.

506
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,299
If you had to pick, which would you say
is your favorite <i>Harry Potter?</i>

507
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:30,133
The one where Harry
wasn't kissing my mom.

508
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:32,603
You saw that.

509
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,944
Don't let it happen again.

510
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,647
Hmm.

511
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,513
[CAR DOOR OPENS]

512
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:44,612
Here you go.

513
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,122
Whoo!

514
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:49,719
I miss anything?

515
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,726
No, no sign of Quintero.

516
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:53,728
Man, am I starving.

517
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:55,594
Mmm.

518
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:58,629
- You didn't get yourself something?
- Not hungry.

519
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,302
Since when are you not hungry?

520
00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:03,930
People get not hungry, jeez.

521
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:07,968
Sorry, I just...

522
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:09,873
I'm just...

523
00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:11,640
Really pensive.

524
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,478
Confused.

525
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,582
Why? Because you made out
with your ex-fiancée today?

526
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:21,454
Ha! What...?
What are you talking about?

527
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:23,457
Lipstick. Her color.

528
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:26,120
Oh.

529
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:28,356
- Eagle eye, McGee.
- So, what's your problem?

530
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,296
She's divorced. You're single.

531
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,960
The problem is, been there, done that.
Crash-burn.

532
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:36,198
- That bad?
- NTSB is still looking for bodies.

533
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:37,940
Yeah, what happened?

534
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,641
It's a good question, McGee.

535
00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:42,439
You always ask the good questions.

536
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,115
Okay. So, what do you
wanna happen?

537
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,115
Cue the subject change.

538
00:24:49,287 --> 00:24:53,815
That woman's been standing
over there for quite some time.

539
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:56,153
It's pretty cold out.
I'm gonna go talk to her.

540
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:06,397
Hey there. You have the time?

541
00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:07,833
My watch is on the fritz...

542
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,138
Hey, where are you going?
What's the matter with you?

543
00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:12,670
NCIS!

544
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,176
It's no good running away.
Come back here. McGee.

545
00:25:15,547 --> 00:25:16,639
- You going somewhere?
- Ugh!

546
00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:18,474
Come on.

547
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,843
[WOMAN GRUNTING]

548
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,042
[MEN YELLING AND GROANING]

549
00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:22,709
McGEE:
Stop!

550
00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:24,583
[WOMAN GASPS]

551
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,548
TONY:
Guess you never heard of NCIS.

552
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,522
We're cops. Look at our badges.

553
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,058
- Oh...
- There it is.

554
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:33,254
MAN: Look, man, we were just...
- Bait patrol. Yeah, I know.

555
00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:35,058
I'm gonna arrest all of you.

556
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:37,098
- What?
- We're co-workers.

557
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,930
Did you see what was on his neck?

558
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,038
If you're talking
about Soulless' tattoo, yeah.

559
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,800
- You guys heard of me?
- Or should I say Felix Quintero?

560
00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:45,067
FELIX:
Oh, come on, man.

561
00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,711
There's a reason
it's called a secret identity.

562
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:50,037
What are you, in the third grade?

563
00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:53,950
- Really?
- It's not a secret identity.

564
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:57,554
That is a good outfit.

565
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,656
[TONY LAUGHING]

566
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,060
Thank you, McGee.
All right, let's move.

567
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,957
Ladies and gentlemen,
of the evidence garage,

568
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,564
I bring you Whipcord, Spandaxia.

569
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,199
Looking good.

570
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:10,527
Hey there, Bolt.

571
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:11,896
Check this out.
Boom!

572
00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,469
[ALARM BLARING]

573
00:26:13,638 --> 00:26:16,436
Hey, that's not a toy.
It's a Sonic Diversionary Weapon.

574
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:17,973
Used to disorient the enemy.

575
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:20,941
We're here to help. We'd appreciate
a little professional courtesy.

576
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,438
You're not professionals.

577
00:26:26,017 --> 00:26:27,746
Hey, boss.

578
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,047
I don't need this.

579
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,750
Before you judge, just remember,

580
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,825
if things had gone differently,
this could've been McGee.

581
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,321
Where's the suspect?

582
00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:39,224
Oh, Dorneget brought him up
to interrogation.

583
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,999
We'll be debriefing these guys
in the conference room.

584
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,566
You must be in charge.

585
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:45,430
I'm Spandaxia.

586
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,231
Boltcutter.

587
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:48,767
Whipcord.

588
00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:51,508
All right.

589
00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:54,270
Hand over the bullwhip
and the bolt cutter

590
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,145
before you go upstairs.

591
00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,475
Wow. Remarkable straight face,
boss.

592
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,651
You know, laugh all you want,
but the streets are a dangerous place.

593
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,914
All you do is investigate
after something happens.

594
00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:08,617
Since we've been patrolling,
crime in our area is down 50 percent.

595
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,818
Yeah, we make your job easier.

596
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,964
Actually, Ziva would
make our job easier.

597
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,190
Where is she?
We could use help with the interviews.

598
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,131
She's bringing in the reporter,
see if she can ID Quintero.

599
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:21,238
Ziva's alone with Wendy?
That's not good.

600
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,766
ABBY: Are they here?
Are they here? Are they here?

601
00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,368
Whoa!

602
00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:28,171
Real-life superheroes.

603
00:27:28,346 --> 00:27:29,870
Can I get a picture with you guys?

604
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,481
Of course.

605
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:33,076
Come on.

606
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:34,582
[ALARM BEEPS]

607
00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:37,316
Great costume.

608
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:42,984
Oh, this isn't my costume.
These are just my clothes.

609
00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:48,263
[ZIVA AND WENDY LAUGHING]

610
00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:50,030
Oh...

611
00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:51,825
See, this I could do without.

612
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:53,795
ZIVA:
Did not know Tony got motion sick.

613
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,167
Well, he would
if he wasn't on his meds.

614
00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:00,901
- Hi.
- Hi.

615
00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,376
- Hi.
- Hi.

616
00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:06,517
So how's things?

617
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,709
Good. You?

618
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:13,019
- Actually, l...
- You know what? I'm gonna go.

619
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,658
Because I need to get back to Fred.

620
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,761
Who says hello, by the way.
I think he likes you.

621
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,487
Hm.

622
00:28:25,270 --> 00:28:26,567
[ZIVA CHUCKLES]

623
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:29,362
Okay, let's hear it.

624
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,038
Hear what?

625
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,667
TONY: I'm sure she said something.
ZIVA: Is there something to tell?

626
00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:36,370
[DOOR OPENS
IN INTERROGATION ROOM]

627
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:41,547
GIBBS:
Well...

628
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,284
Oh, I can see
you and I are a lot alike.

629
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,223
[SIGHS]

630
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:53,858
Both men of action, few words.

631
00:28:54,966 --> 00:28:56,456
[EXHALES]

632
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:02,539
GIBBS:
Captain Jack Wallace.

633
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:06,576
Dexter Murphy.

634
00:29:06,878 --> 00:29:09,472
Your DNA was found
at the crime scene.

635
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:12,741
And your voice was on the
answering machine making threats.

636
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,782
You think I'm the killer?

637
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,550
[SCOFFING]

638
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:17,949
This is nuts.

639
00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:22,253
Why on Earth-616
would I kill my fellow superheroes?

640
00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:27,397
- <i>I don't want no trouble.</i>
- <i>You don't?</i>

641
00:29:27,565 --> 00:29:29,226
- <i>No.</i>
- <i>Too bad, you found it.</i>

642
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,960
- <i>No, punk, you found it.</i>
- <i>Let him go.</i>

643
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,435
I appreciate the honesty.
Actually, that is something

644
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,664
Wendy mentioned about you.

645
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,072
That you were one
of the most honest people she knew.

646
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:42,003
Really?

647
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:43,204
[ZIVA SIGHS]

648
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,780
To others.

649
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,008
She said the only person
you lie to is yourself.

650
00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:50,154
Which she says you do a lot.

651
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,448
QUINTERO:
Wow. Ha, ha, ha.

652
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:56,821
That was awesome,
but you've got it all wrong.

653
00:29:56,995 --> 00:29:58,986
That video was staged.

654
00:29:59,164 --> 00:30:01,428
Captain Code and Solanum hired me
to fake that attack.

655
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:02,964
Nobody knew.
Not even the cameraman.

656
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,863
- Why?
- Publicity. Duh!

657
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:06,970
They wanted to start
their own superhero league.

658
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:10,938
Everyone's got a league these days.
There's no unity in the community.

659
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:13,839
That's a great league name.
Unity in the Community.

660
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:15,639
I like Leavenworth.

661
00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:19,706
Look, they never paid me
for the video.

662
00:30:19,884 --> 00:30:21,317
And I didn't know their real names,

663
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:24,148
so I tracked them down,
and I left that message.

664
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:26,051
Then I came back later
to get my money.

665
00:30:26,724 --> 00:30:28,191
Wallace and Murphy
were already dead.

666
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:31,294
- Yup.
- So you robbed the place?

667
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:33,327
Technically, the money I took
was mine.

668
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:37,031
Hey, why do you think
I call myself Soulless?

669
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,693
But I am not a killer.

670
00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:41,964
I was halfway across town
when I left that voicemail.

671
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,506
And there's 50 grandmas
at Toln Retirement Center

672
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,700
that can vouch for me.

673
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:48,342
I didn't kill anybody.

674
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,854
The administrator at the retirement
center confirmed Quintero's alibi.

675
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,515
Soulless does a magic show
for the residents on Tuesday nights.

676
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,491
He's not our guy.

677
00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:06,186
We should look
at other superheroes.

678
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,730
Maybe someone jealous
of the attention Wallace was getting.

679
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:09,924
The link was the reporter.

680
00:31:10,101 --> 00:31:12,934
Well, I don't know, boss.
I can think of a bunch of other angles.

681
00:31:15,473 --> 00:31:18,772
Okay, the link is the reporter.
Let's keep talking about her.

682
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:22,379
We know she was working on several
whistle-blower stories with Wallace.

683
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,105
Well, maybe they blew
the wrong whistle.

684
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,749
Or were about to blow
a different one.

685
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,747
Wendy said that Wallace called her
the day before he was killed.

686
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,478
Perhaps he was
on to something new?

687
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:33,522
GIBBS: Ziva, talk to his CO again.
McGee, get me those old news stories.

688
00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:36,353
- I'll put together a file.
- DiNozzo.

689
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,185
I know,
go through Wendy's phone records

690
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:40,831
and talk to every guy she's spoken with
in the last six months.

691
00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:44,230
No. I got that. Ducky called.
Go down, see what he wants.

692
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:45,559
Thank you, boss.

693
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,806
Hello. I was expecting Gibbs.

694
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,773
He sent me. What do you got?

695
00:31:53,945 --> 00:32:00,441
Well, I've been e-mailing
a few fellow ME's about our case.

696
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:03,143
They've provided
some pertinent information.

697
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:06,815
Hard to believe
they're so small sometimes.

698
00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:10,456
What's on your mind, Tony?
You sound a little pensive.

699
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:12,289
I am not pensive.

700
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,996
What is it with everyone
and that word? I...

701
00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,835
Sorry. I'm just...

702
00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:21,062
Would you care to talk about it?

703
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:26,542
Ever have something terrible happen,

704
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,009
and you put it all behind you,
but the terrible comes back,

705
00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,341
and it's more terrible
than it was before?

706
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,977
- I'm confused.
- So am I.

707
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,856
Tony, it was very clear to me
from the very first day that I met you

708
00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:42,492
that you were a man in pain.

709
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:45,060
Huh! I'm sorry, you have me
confused with someone else.

710
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:47,891
No, your pain was as clear to me
as Jethro's.

711
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,000
He lost Shannon,
the one love of his life,

712
00:32:50,168 --> 00:32:54,195
and you lost faith in yourself
for so many reasons.

713
00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:56,564
Jethro coped with his pain

714
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,107
by repeatedly marrying
the wrong woman,

715
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:03,839
thus insuring that ultimately he would
be alone and safe from heartbreak.

716
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,345
You repeatedly chased
the wrong woman.

717
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:14,691
You're alone because you never did,
as you just said, put it all behind you.

718
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,793
When Wendy told me the night before
we were supposed to get married

719
00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:25,231
that she was calling it off,
I didn't take it very well.

720
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:30,303
We hadn't spoken in nine years
until yesterday.

721
00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:34,775
Well, then perhaps fate has given you
another chance at closure.

722
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:37,005
Or something else.

723
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:40,409
- It's not fate. It's Gibbs.
- Heh, heh.

724
00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,151
Dude set me up.

725
00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,580
What did the ME have to say?

726
00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:51,623
We exchanged notes
on the real-life superhero movement.

727
00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:56,665
It turns out, one was killed
in the next district several months ago.

728
00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:58,028
I did some checking and found

729
00:33:58,202 --> 00:34:00,932
another was murdered
sometime before that.

730
00:34:01,105 --> 00:34:05,633
Ergo, either these are the result
of a very dangerous line of work.

731
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:09,246
- Or...
- Somebody's killing superheroes?

732
00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:10,779
Uh-huh.

733
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,714
- Talk to me.
McGEE: We compiled the case data

734
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,284
on the different murders.

735
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,383
Four victims, three crime scenes.

736
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,716
At first it looks like nothing
to see here, folks.

737
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,620
The witnesses said
that the first two victims

738
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,125
- were killed in the line of duty.
- Duty?

739
00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:28,163
Well, Lord of Karma was shot
trying to foil a burglary.

740
00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:30,960
Feverblister was stabbed
trying to stop a carjacking.

741
00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,365
- Very different MO's.
- But you noticed a pattern.

742
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:39,534
And you noticed that we noticed,
and that is why we all get along.

743
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:42,406
McGEE: Now, every time you move
into a new area with a cell phone,

744
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,138
it pings the local cell tower.

745
00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:45,907
Bottom line,
the same cell phone shows up

746
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,143
in each neighborhood
where a murder took place.

747
00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:49,377
ABBY:
Which means

748
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,954
so does the same person
at almost the exact same time.

749
00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:56,120
- Who?
- Our winner is...

750
00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:01,496
Clarence Tobett, aka ICU.

751
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,293
McGEE:
Looks like Tony was right.

752
00:35:03,468 --> 00:35:06,164
Boss, I think
he's been killing the competition.

753
00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:07,929
I don't.

754
00:35:08,973 --> 00:35:11,464
You're not going out of this house
in that outfit.

755
00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:12,734
Not in the day.

756
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:16,573
CLARENCE: Yes, I am, as soon
as I finish my <i>Muk Yan Jong Kata.</i>

757
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:18,772
No, actually, you're not.

758
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,917
Oh, dear Lord, what did he do now?

759
00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:24,520
We found a cell phone
belonging to the murderer.

760
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:26,316
It's registered in your son's name.

761
00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:29,085
- I'm offended by the insinuation...
- Shut up.

762
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:32,190
Don't you say one more word.
Call our lawyer.

763
00:35:32,363 --> 00:35:33,591
No, we'll call for you.

764
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:35,589
- Ziva?
- Mm-hm.

765
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,933
Agent Gibbs,
I put plenty of people in the ICU,

766
00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,867
- but I assure you they all deser...
- Shut up.

767
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,071
You didn't put anybody in the ICU.

768
00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:47,507
All you do is give toys to sick kids
in hospitals.

769
00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:48,770
You're pathetic.

770
00:35:48,946 --> 00:35:50,140
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

771
00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:55,049
Oops! That's me.
Must've dialed the wrong number.

772
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:57,446
- What number did you dial?
- The murderer's.

773
00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:01,490
Ah! Let me guess. Company phone?

774
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,819
A company you keep in your son's
name for tax purposes, right?

775
00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,223
Don't you say one thing, Tom.

776
00:36:08,399 --> 00:36:09,627
That's actually okay with us

777
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,734
because you both have the right
to remain silent.

778
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:14,595
[CLARENCE YELLS]

779
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:19,869
Not quite the ICU, but...

780
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,369
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]

781
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,915
Works for me.

782
00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:27,646
Nice job.

783
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:42,889
McGEE:
<i>Wayne Tobett was a slumlord.</i>

784
00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:45,831
His specialty was buying
cheap buildings in crime-ridden areas.

785
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,597
- More crime, the better.
- Their property values were lowered.

786
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:52,869
The last thing he needed was a
community watch program on steroids,

787
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,104
but that's exactly
what the real-life superheroes were.

788
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,771
Crime was down,
property values were going up.

789
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,315
They were making a difference.

790
00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:02,076
Sounds like you've had
a change of heart.

791
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:05,882
- Good guys are good guys, Leon.
- Yeah, and bad guys are bad.

792
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:09,456
Figured they'd go in
and kill the superheroes,

793
00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:12,460
the crime would go up,
then they'd go in and buy cheap.

794
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,291
Why'd they try
to blow up the reporter?

795
00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:17,457
McGEE: Wendy had done a fluff piece
on real estate in the D.C. Area.

796
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,764
Agent Gibbs noticed that the areas

797
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:23,100
where a lot of cheap buying
was going on were the same areas

798
00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:24,866
where superheroes
were being murdered.

799
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,374
- Of course he did.
- Buyer's Wayne Tobett.

800
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:28,910
We think he started getting nervous

801
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,638
Wendy would make
the same connection.

802
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:33,716
Nice work.
Especially you, Agent Gibbs.

803
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:37,144
Or should I say Cupid?
It is Valentine's Day, after all.

804
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,320
[WHISPERS]
Boss, what's he talking about?

805
00:37:45,029 --> 00:37:46,894
[CHUCKLES]

806
00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:49,722
[SHUTTER CLICKING]

807
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,827
Hey.

808
00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:56,730
Well, look at you.

809
00:37:56,907 --> 00:37:59,205
When I heard Director Vance
was letting you take pictures,

810
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:00,571
I had to see it to believe it.

811
00:38:00,745 --> 00:38:02,042
When he heard I changed my story

812
00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,340
from crazy Naval officer
to evil slum lord

813
00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:08,611
that killed a dedicated community
activist, he got very agreeable.

814
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:12,381
- Really like those boots.
- Thank you very much.

815
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,750
That's your cue to leave, Bosco.

816
00:38:15,926 --> 00:38:17,518
Thank you, sir.

817
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:20,854
That guy, heh.

818
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,497
[DOOR BELLS JINGLE]

819
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:23,993
BOTH:
Look...

820
00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:25,328
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

821
00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:27,230
BOTH:
So...

822
00:38:27,405 --> 00:38:28,463
TONY:
Hm.

823
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:31,034
Maybe we should take turns.

824
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:34,010
Ladies first.

825
00:38:34,912 --> 00:38:36,709
I lied to you, Tony.

826
00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:38,541
About?

827
00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:40,847
Why I invited you to brunch.

828
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:44,715
You were wrong. I was not trying
to get information for a story.

829
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:47,881
I invited you
because I wanted to see you.

830
00:38:51,729 --> 00:38:53,924
- Your turn.
- Why?

831
00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:56,464
Because we're taking turns,
and now it's your turn.

832
00:38:56,634 --> 00:39:00,263
No, that is not what I meant,
and you know it.

833
00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:03,132
You wanna know why I left.

834
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:07,540
I wanna know why you said yes to me
when the answer was really no.

835
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:09,873
I wanna know why you waited

836
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,912
until the very last minute
to tell me the truth.

837
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:16,315
But most of all, my runaway bride,
I would like to know why.

838
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,347
Well, would it make
a difference now?

839
00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:23,152
I mean, if you weren't so sad
and so Ionely,

840
00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:24,658
you wouldn't even be wondering.

841
00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:26,228
L...

842
00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:30,767
Sad and Ionely?
You have me confused with Bosco.

843
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:32,825
You like to see
my little black e-book?

844
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,436
Show me whatever you like,

845
00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:37,768
but it's not gonna change
what I see with my own eyes.

846
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:41,374
You should tell her how you feel,
whoever she is.

847
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,678
[CHUCKLES]

848
00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:48,846
A, that's not gonna happen.
B, get out of my head.

849
00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:52,785
And C, answer the question.

850
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:58,556
I left because I wasn't ready
to meet the one, okay?

851
00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,187
And you were the one.

852
00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:02,932
- That doesn't make any sense.
- Are you sure?

853
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,432
From what I see, you've spent
the last nine and a half years

854
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:07,093
avoiding real relationships.

855
00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:09,735
I was just broken first.

856
00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,504
Which is why I left my hero cop,

857
00:40:12,676 --> 00:40:15,304
married a stockbroker who cared
more about money than people.

858
00:40:17,481 --> 00:40:20,609
I wasn't ready to meet the one
when we met, Tony.

859
00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:23,481
But I sent you that invitation
because...

860
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:25,212
...I am now.

