(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN 1: Yo, Coop! Hey, dude! Hi!
MAN 2: Hey, man!
MAN 3: Hey, man.
Hey, there.
Cooper, my hero! Phillips in straight sets?
(CHUCKLING) With the sun in my eyes and a ding in my racket.
TOBY: (CHUCKLING) My man!
The Mighty Coop. Major party coming up. Black tie and shorts.
Oh, give a guy time to wax his legs, will you?
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
Nice car, Coop.
(DOOR CLOSING) Did you get it?
Boy, you're ugly on television.
Never mind that. Come on, did you get it?
(EXHALES)
All right.
Where would I be without you?
Are you kidding? You'd still have to study.
(LAUGHING)
I'll break it, I'm going to break it right now! Right now! Get up!
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) Cooper!
(SHOUTING) Cooper!
Something wrong, Dad?
Trish Mears' father just called me.
He's threatening to sue.
You know, Dad...
Now, getting an abortion was Trish's idea, not mine.
While you were doing what, Cooper?
Encouraging her to have your baby?
Maybe not. But we could've worked it out, Dad. Others have.
You know, we wouldn't have been the first.
The first?
This is the third girl in the past 18 months!
For God's sake, man. You're almost 22 years old!
When are you gonna start behaving responsibly?
How long do you expect me to keep bailing you out?
Dad, it takes two to tango... Get it together, Cooper!
I'm giving you fair warning, pal.
One more mess, one more screw up, and you're on your own.
Do you understand me? I'm not threatening you. I'm just telling you.
One more screw up and you're out.
Okay, that's, uh... That's it for tonight.
(STUDENTS GROAN)
Oh, who's going to be the guest lecturer this semester, Professor?
A homicide detective. A, uh... What is his name? A, uh...
Lieutenant Columbo.
All right!
That sounds terrific. An actual homicide detective.
SARA: Come on, Sachs, let's go.
Good night, Professor.
Justin? Cooper?
I'd like to see you both in my office. Now.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in.
Close the door.
You blew it, boys. Excuse me?
Don't toy with me, Justin. Not you, of all people.
I know about the test. That you took the test. Stole the test.
What? Not a word! Do you hear me?
Not one more word!
The two of you are an absolute disgrace.
All the privilege, all the potential, all the smarts.
And what do you do with it?
You waste it, squander it, drag it under your feet.
You know, you guys don't deserve what you have.
You probably never did. And you don't have any respect for anyone.
Let me tell you something else.
I don't trust myself to make a proper decision right now
as to what action I'm going to take, but I'll tell you this much.
When I'm ready to make a decision, it'll either be to flunk the two of you,
or go to the dean and ask him to throw you out of this university!
You got it?
Professor?
Professor, maybe we should go for a beer. You know, talk things over.
Save it.
(SOFTLY) Talk to him, Jus!
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV)
COOPER: Professor! Professor!
ANNOUNCER: ... he doesn't have a shot,
brings it out, pulls up, takes the shot, it's good!
And Freemont pulls back...
Sir?
Professor.
Professor Rusk, I...
Look. It was just kind of a crazy prank.
It was a stupid, last minute idea. We're not in church, Justin,
and I don't take confession, anyway.
Professor, can't we just talk about this?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Who the hell does this jerk think he is?
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(INTERCOM BUZZING)
Hi, guys. How you doing?
Kind of in a hurry tonight, Joe. Hot dates. Could you raise the gate?
Yeah, where the hell are my Laker tickets? Thought we had a deal.
Next week, guy. Word of honor, man. Sorry as hell.
Hey, Joe. Trust us.
JUSTIN: You trying to run him off the road?
Yeah, right. We're the ones getting killed, Justin.
You know, between him and my old man,
I'm smelling dead meat right in this truck.
Where the hell's he going, anyway?
He lives the other way, doesn't he? Yeah.
You don't think he's going to meet her?
No, I thought they broke that up a few months ago.
Did they? It's Thursday night.
The team's out of town. Coach Clark's with the team.
Let's go see.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
Well, it can't just be that he's hungry.
Isn't that her car?
Let's take a look.
Thanks, Jim.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Recognize her?
COOPER: Yeah.
(INDISTINCT ARGUING)
Damn you!
(DOOR CLOSING)
If looks could kill.
COOPER: Jus?
JUSTIN: Yeah?
What do you think he's going to do?
About us, or about Coach Clark's wife?
Come on.
I don't know, Coop.
I don't know.
I think he's pretty unpredictable right now.
I think there's things going on in his life that most people aren't aware of.
But we are?
I am.
Like what?
(SIGHS)
Things.
Things I've heard or overheard.
Overheard, how? From who?
Well, I listen in on my father's phone. How do you think?
You listen in on his calls?
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
I read his mail, too.
How else am I supposed to learn anything?
Right.
So what did you learn about Professor Rusk?
That he's got enemies.
I don't mean just you and me.
There's people that wouldn't cry at an early funeral, Coop.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about his new book, where he names names.
Where he gets right up into people's faces.
Big people.
Dangerous people.
He's like an equal opportunity annihilator.
Defense contractors, savings and loan execs,
senators, congressmen...
And you figure that some of these people could be out to get him?
There have been threats made on this man's life.
And they told it to my father.
Now, these people, they are playing for real.
Interesting.
And that lady last night, June Clark.
You know, she looked like she could kill.
That's what I mean.
Jus...
If Rusk talks to the Dean, it's all over for me.
I'm aware, Coop.
I'm aware, you got me? Do you think I've got anything less to lose?
If I don't get into Harvard Law School,
my father is going to skin me alive.
Now, I would say, at the rate we're going, our futures are going to last about a week.
We really don't have a lot of options here, do we?
I don't think we've got any at all.
It's either him or it's us.
Us.
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV)
(INTERCOM BUZZING)
I'll be right down.
COOPER: Try the key.
(DOOR CLOSING)
COOPER: Joe sure lives in style.
Jus,
I think I got it.
(GUN COCKING)
Is that the Whitcomb Building?
Yeah, by the hill.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
(INTERCOM BUZZING)
Sorry, guy. Faculty parking only.
Does Professor Rusk teach his criminology class here?
Right building. Wrong lot.
Well, you see, I'm the, uh,
guest speaker at Professor Rusk's criminology class.
I'm from the LAPD.
Lieutenant Columbo.
Sorry, Lieutenant. They don't tell me anything.
Park anywhere you want. Stairs are on the right.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in.
What is it, Justin?
I spoke to my father about what happened. What we did.
I'm listening.
Well, he was not happy.
And he said a lot of things. We both did.
There were certain threats and certain promises.
Anyway, he'd like to speak with you.
Have him call.
No, sir. He would like to meet you in person.
Tonight.
Tonight?
Yeah, he's got to go to Washington in a few hours.
But he's going to be having dinner over at the Cafe Barrado, at 8:00,
just across the campus.
He's going to be by himself, and he'd like to meet with you.
I've got a guest tonight, you know that.
Now, I can't walk out in the middle of class.
But you could be back before the class was over, Professor.
Look, I hope you don't think my father is trying to throw his weight around, here.
But...
In consideration for all the things that he's done for this university,
he's hoping that you'll agree to meet with him.
I'II, uh...
I'll think about it, Justin.
That's all I can ask. Thank you.
Professor? Hmm?
I am sorry.
SACHS: (STUTTERING) Lieutenant, in trying to solve a murder case,
do the police ever make up evidence that, in fact, they don't really have?
Well, that's been known to happen.
Well, have you ever done it?
Well, recently, I was in an attorney's office,
and he wasn't there.
And it turns out that the secretary was in the ladies' room,
so I took advantage of this moment of privacy to go into his inner office
and go through his wastepaper basket.
I was looking for a piece of gum,
and I found it.
I wonder who his tailor is.
And I wanted to match the bite marks in that piece of gum
with the bite marks on a piece of cheese
that I found at the scene of the crime.
(STUTTERING) Yeah, but excuse me, though, Lieutenant.
That's different.
See, in that case, you didn't make up anything, any evidence.
That isn't really what I was asking.
COLUMBO: I know what you asked and I'm trying to avoid the question.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Sorry. Let me put it this way.
I follow my nose.
And when I get the scent,
there's very little that I wouldn't do in order to solve the case.
SARA: Do you have any advice for a young detective?
COLUMBO: I would say, don't talk too much.
Don't talk too much?
Well, sometimes, when you know something,
it's better you keep it to yourself.
You don't have to blab everything right away. Wait.
Who knows what will happen? Timing.
That's important.
And luck.
You got to be lucky.
(INAUDIBLE)
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON TV)
(GUN FIRES)
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
JUSTIN: Hey, Lieutenant. Why don't you come have a beer with us?
Every Thursday night, we go out and try and gross each other out
with different mystery stories we've read.
Well, that's a nice offer. Thank you very much, but I don't think I can...
JUSTIN: Oh, come on, Lieutenant! SACHS: Come on, Lieutenant!
I feel kind of bad I didn't get a chance to say goodbye to Professor Rusk.
Well, you'll see him next week.
Was the Devlin case the only time you were involved with the FBI, Lieutenant?
COLUMBO: Well,
you know, I don't even remember the Devlin case.
Oh, well, the Devlin case was the one where the jockey got strangled by the girlfriend
who was in cahoots with the stable owner, and they were skimming off the tracks...
(SCREAMING)
Is he dead, Lieutenant?
I'm afraid so.
Lieutenant, should I go get some help? I can call 911.
Yeah, tell them a homicide detective is already on the scene
and it appears to be murder.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SOBBING)
Joe! What?
Joe! What is it?
There's been a murder! A what?
Yeah. Downstairs in the garage. Professor Rusk is dead.
What the hell are you talking about?
I've got to call 911!
Yeah. Go ahead.
Jeez, I gotta get down there! Wait a minute.
Joe, wait a second! Wait a second! What about the security tapes?
Don't you want to save them? There might be something on it.
Oh, right, right. That's a good idea.
Listen, you do it. Save it, will you? I gotta get down there.
Yeah.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
POLICEMAN ON MEGAPHONE: Stay back behind the yellow line.
What do you have, George?
Single gunshot wound to the head. Probably a large caliber bullet.
Well, what am I looking at?
Fragment's from the slug that killed him.
Oh, yeah. It broke apart.
I'm guessing it was supposed to. Looks like a hollow point.
Right. So the bullet would do maximum damage.
I wonder where he was going.
Who?
The Professor.
You know, he left right in the middle of the class.
Beats me.
Hey, John...
(STAMMERING)
Excuse me. May I ask you a question? Sure, Lieutenant.
Are these cameras... I think there are three of them here in the garage.
They all look alike to me.
Are they the kind of cameras that record, like, on a videotape?
Or do you think that they're the kind of cameras that show,
you know, what they're seeing?
You know, like on a TV screen in some other room, someplace.
It's hard to tell, Lieutenant. It might be either kind.
But you can probably find out by talking to the campus police.
Right. That's what I got to do.
Hey, John.
Hey, Lieutenant.
Looks like we can rule out robbery as a motive, here. Look.
Huh?
Oh, yeah. Right.
A comb, a handkerchief, credit card, nail clipper, pen, keys...
What's this?
You found this?
Yeah, it was in his pocket, just like that. All by itself.
Hmm.
(SNIFFING)
Hmm.
What pocket was it in?
His shirt pocket.
POLICEMAN: Lieutenant? Well.
Want to take a look up here?
Up where?
Up on the street, sir.
All right.
I wonder where the hell he was going!
POLICEMAN: Stay behind the line, please.
.45? Yes, sir.
You got a pencil?
Pen all right?
Yeah.
If you're thinking what I'm thinking, Lieutenant,
that this shell belongs to the slug that killed the guy in the garage,
what's it doing up here on the street?
That's an excellent question.
A really excellent question.
MALLOY: Hey, Lieutenant!
They got a videotape from one of those security cameras inside.
It's about set up, if you want to take a look at it.
Absolutely.
COOPER: Lieutenant...
If you get a chance, we're gonna be over at Darlene's Bar and Grill.
Uh, let me ask you a question.
Did the Professor usually leave the building right after class?
We almost always walked out together. Yeah.
Well, tonight, he left early.
Does anybody have any idea where he might be going?
ALL: No, no.
Sorry, Lieutenant. Beats me.
All right.
COOPER: Maybe we'll see you there?
Try my best.
Is that Professor Rusk's office? Uh, yeah.
Is that his briefcase?
I guess so.
Fellows, go set up the tape. I'll be right with you.
Okay.
John? Yeah?
There's a janitor in the corridor. Bring him down, would you?
You got it.
Yeah, what can I do for you?
Did you know Professor Rusk?
Yeah. Enough to say hello and goodbye.
Were you aware of his comings and goings?
I didn't always know when he came in, but I'd usually know when he left.
Did he usually take this briefcase with him?
I never knew him to leave it behind, if that's what you mean.
So he always took it home?
That's right.
So, tonight, he probably planned to come back and get it?
Yeah, I would think so.
What time do you usually lock up the building?
It's all locked up by 9:30.
And he left around 8:10.
So, wherever he was going, he had to be back in an hour twenty.
That's right.
Thank you very much. You're welcome.
Well, that's a beginning.
Let's see what we got in here. Papers and books...
Some pills.
Oh, he took pills for cholesterol.
You know, these things work. Yeah?
Yeah, I was up to 310.
Two a day before meals. I'm down to 220.
That's great.
Yeah...
Pills...
Let me see that pill that you found in his shirt pocket.
Look at that.
Maybe he was going to eat, and he remembered to take his pill.
Sounds reasonable to me.
It's worth a shot.
Excuse me, Officer.
Grab a Yellow Pages.
Make a list of all the restaurants within 15 minutes of the campus.
But no fast food places.
The kind of place where you go in, you sit down, they got a menu.
If you want something light, pasta, fish, you can get it.
Take me about 10 minutes.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Oh, is that the videotape from the security camera?
This is it. Yeah.
And how much does a tape like this hold?
Oh, right around an hour.
And then what? You put in another one?
Oh, no, no. The tape records for an hour, and then, unless you stop it,
it automatically records over itself again.
I see. So, if you don't stop it,
it automatically erases the previous hour, and starts recording the new hour?
Yeah, that's right. That way one tape can last for months.
I see.
Okay. Let's see what we've got.
MALLOY: Okay, here we go, Lieutenant.
COLUMBO: 8:00. Well, we were up in the class, then.
JOE: Now, that car there is Professor Giraldi's,
and that's yours there, Lieutenant.
That one over there belongs to the Professor.
If this is just for faculty parking,
how come one of the students was parked there in a truck?
(STUTTERING) Oh, well... Cooper, he's the blonde-haired kid.
His old man has season tickets to the Laker home games.
It was a trade-off.
Mmm-hmm. I see.
MALLOY: Do you want me to fast-forward through this, Lieutenant?
That's a good idea. Yeah.
Hold it.
That's the Professor.
God. I should've seen it. I should've been watching.
(EXHALES)
Well, sir, I really don't think it would've changed much that happened.
All right, Malloy, let's fast-forward it now.
Yeah.
Oh, there's me. And the kids.
But I don't understand.
From the time that the Professor was shot until the time that I arrived,
we saw everything.
But we didn't see anybody leave.
Nobody left.
Either by foot or car via the ramp.
Did somebody go up the stairs? Did you see anybody?
No, no, no. I would've seen that.
Well, this is a mystery.
It is a mystery.
This is a mystery.
(DOOR OPENING)
Lieutenant, got your restaurant list.
Good.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(INAUDIBLE)
Bonsoir, monsieur. Yes?
Do you have a reservation for Professor...
No. No, sir. No. No?
You're sure? Oh, yes, I'm positive.
Yes, yes. Goodbye.
Oh, here it is. The call came in at 8:10 from a Professor Rusk.
His instructions were to inform Mr. Rowe that he was on his way,
but running just a few minutes late.
May I see that, sir? Of course.
Thank you so much. The food was delicious.
It's been too long. Excellent, as usual.
Thank you for coming in.
Did you know this Professor Rusk?
I'm afraid not. Just a name, a voice on the phone. That was all.
And when Mr. Rowe came in, and you gave him this message,
what did Mr. Rowe say?
There was no Mr. Rowe.
You see? No Mr. Rowe at all.
No Mr. Rowe?
No Mr. Rowe.
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
JUSTIN: Hi, Lieutenant. Really glad you could make it.
Thanks.
Nice to see you again, Lieutenant. Hey.
JUSTIN: So we haven't stopped talking about what happened since we left.
COLUMBO: Well, that's good.
That's probably the best thing you could've been doing right now.
And how are you feeling? Any better?
I don't think I'm gonna forget the sight of him lying there for a while, though.
Have you ever seen a dead body before?
No. Have you?
Yeah. But now is not the right time to talk about it.
Excuse me, Lieutenant? Did you find out anything?
Did you take a look at the tapes from the security cameras?
It's a mystery.
We looked at the tape, and we never saw anyone enter or leave,
either on foot or by car.
How can that be?
That's impossible, isn't it?
The murder was on the tape.
We saw that.
But no one going in or out?
No one.
It's baffling.
Could you see the door that goes to the lobby stairs?
No. That we couldn't.
But that's right.
That's a good point.
But, if someone had gone in or out that door,
going up the stairs to the lobby,
they would've had to pass the security guard.
And he didn't see anybody?
Joe never saw one person.
Was he awake? Cooper!
Just kidding.
COLUMBO: So tell me about the Professor.
What was he like?
Was he a good teacher?
Oh, Lieutenant. He was very good. Very good.
He was one of the best teachers on campus. Right?
He was good. It's true.
But he was also very opinionated.
Everything had to be done his way.
But he was good.
He was real. I think most of all,
that's what he was. He was just real.
And he fooled around a lot.
That is not fair.
Sara, it's true. I mean, he fooled around. Trust me.
Yeah, well, even so, it's pretty poor form to trash the reputation of the newly dead.
Excuse me!
The man fooled around, and everybody knew it.
COOPER: Jus, whether he did or whether he didn't, I think we should drop it.
Sachs is right. The body, it's not even cold yet.
Lieutenant...
Any campus is bound to be something of a rumor mill,
deciding which ones to believe or which ones not to believe
is probably going to be your biggest problem.
I'm beginning to see that.
Well, you've certainly come to the right place, Lieutenant.
Mr. Rowe, here, always seems to hear more rumors than anyone else.
Mister...
Rowe. Justin Rowe.
"Gossip" is his middle name.
DEAN: On behalf of the Alumni Association,
and of the past and present patrons of this great university,
I want you to know that the faculty, staff, students, and I personally,
mourn the loss of Professor Rusk and offer our condolences to Mrs. Rusk.
Do you have any idea who might have had a reason to kill him, Dean Gillespie?
No. Do you know if he had any enemies?
No, that's... Thank you. That's all I can say today.
Any comments on the rumors about... Thank you very much.
...Professor Rusk and Mrs. Clark. How is this going to affect the faculty?
Scandal. That's all I need.
Sir, can't you give us some more information? Dean Gillespie, please.
You know, there were a lot of rumors about that guy.
At least he lived a full life.
But was it really worth it?
What a terrible way to die.
The cop's a total crack-up. Stands about yea high and he wears a suit
I think we donated to a homeless shelter last year.
Is it tan?
CARY: Hold it! News flash.
JUSTIN: What's up? CARY: Right this way. Watch. Just watch.
FEMALE REPORTER: The investigation into last night's campus murder
has taken an unexpected new turn.
According to sources at the university, Professor D.E. Rusk,
the victim in a brutal slaying,
may have been involved in an extramarital affair...
Atta boy Rusk!
And who do you think it was?
That he was playing around with? Yeah.
Are you serious? Mmm-hmm.
Coach Clark's wife, who else?
I heard that she and Professor Roberts used to have a thing.
No, no, no, no. Ancient history, lad.
It was Rusk and June Clark. Shh!
A spokesman for the police department refused to comment.
Funeral services for the slain professor have not been announced as of this time.
JUNE: What did you say your name was?
Columbo.
And you're a lieutenant? Ah, yes, ma'am.
Well, Lieutenant, isn't there something you can do about all those reporters out there?
I wish I could, ma'am, but I can't. I'm sorry about that.
What did you want to ask me, Lieutenant?
Well, ma'am, there's been talk,
I'm sure you probably heard it,
that Professor Rusk was having an affair.
These things are delicate, I'm aware of that.
I don't want to offend you...
I'm a married woman, Lieutenant.
My husband is coach of the basketball team.
Yes, ma'am. I'm aware of that.
Professor Rusk was a married man.
Yes, ma'am, I'm aware of that.
Then why would I tell you I was having an affair, even if it were true?
Well, because if it were true,
maybe you'd help us find a murderer.
Who would be who, Lieutenant?
Me? My husband? Professor Rusk's wife?
Are there any other questions?
Just one, ma'am. Where were you last night, say, between 7:00 and 9:00?
At home.
And your husband, ma'am? Was he at home, too?
No, he was with the team in Washington, in Seattle.
But I'm sure you already knew that, Lieutenant. Is there anything else?
No, ma'am. Not at this time.
Thank you, ma'am.
Lieutenant.
Whatever D.E. Rusk and I had together, it ended several months ago.
My husband is aware of that.
I never saw Professor Rusk again.
Thank you for that, ma'am.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
JUSTIN: Hey, Lieutenant!
Hey! What do you say, fellows?
How are you feeling today? All right.
You manage to get any sleep?
Ah, a couple hours.
Yeah. I know what you mean.
So that must've been some pretty tawdry stuff in there, huh?
The Professor and the coach's wife?
Well, you know, actually,
that's been over for some time.
She hasn't seen him for months.
She hasn't?
No.
Did she tell you that?
Yeah. Just now.
You believe her?
Why wouldn't he believe her?
Coop. People don't always tell the truth.
Well, that's true, Jus, but I know June and she's a pretty decent gal.
What do you think?
Well, I believed it, but, fellows, what do I know?
I don't know if this means anything, Lieutenant,
but the campus hotline knows where they used to meet.
The Lieutenant just said this was old news, why are you still looking for dirt?
Excuse me.
It's a place in the valley. Now, I don't know the name of it
and I don't know the address,
but I've got some directions. We could probably lead you there.
I think you're right. I think we gotta check it out.
This is lousy, Justin. This stinks.
I keep trying to tell him life's not a peppermint candy.
He doesn't listen to me, Lieutenant.
"I know June and she's a pretty decent gal"?
(LAUGHING)
Too much? Oh, no, no, no. This is perfect.
This guy's gonna swallow anything.
Now, listen, when we get to the bar,
you've gotta tell him that you love his car.
You got to.
All right. Just... Just don't make me laugh.
Lieutenant, we were just talking about your car. It's really nice.
Is it European?
Yeah. It's a French car.
It's a Peugeot, Coop. This is a classic.
This car's worth a lot of money today.
I bet you get a lot of offers, huh?
Oh, are you kidding?
You know, there's not a day goes by somebody don't wanna buy it?
Mmm.
Well, I don't wanna make a killing on a car. What for?
Oh, if you're comfortable with it, you know, why sell it?
Right. Money's not everything.
How about your suit? You get a lot of offers on that, too?
(EXCLAIMS) You guys! You're pulling my leg,
(BOTH LAUGH) For crying out loud.
You know what the wife says?
She's gonna send it out to be cleaned and burned.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
He's got a good sense of humor. Oh, he's good.
Well, I like to laugh.
Can I help you, gentlemen?
Lieutenant Columbo. Homicide.
Uh-huh. Well, can't say I haven't expected you.
Yeah, and what makes you say that, sir?
Well, you want to talk about that dead professor, didn't you?
Well, how did you know that?
Well, I saw his face all over the news last night.
And him and his girlfriend used to come in here just about once a week, for a year.
He always came in with the same woman, sir?
A blonde. In the 30s. Real good-Iooking.
And they haven't been in here recently,
not in the last two or three months, isn't that right, sir?
BARTENDER: They were in last week.
What?
Last week?
Yeah.
(SIGHS)
Are you sure?
Yeah. Sat right over there. They had quite a blowout.
You mean, they had a fight?
BARTENDER: Yeah.
She was hotter than a pistol about something.
He tried to calm her down, but couldn't do it, so she split.
She left? Alone?
Well, as far as I know.
The Professor stayed another hour, crying in his beer.
So, how do you figure? She plugged him?
Well, what do you think, Lieutenant?
You think she did plug him?
Oh, come on, Justin, give us a break!
All right, let me ask you a serious question.
Does June Clark have an alibi for Thursday night?
She said she was at home.
She's alone, right?
'Cause her husband was with the team in Seattle.
Oh, get off it, Justin! June Clark did not murder Professor Rusk.
Well, maybe not, Coop. But we do know this:
She has been lying to the Lieutenant, hasn't she?
I think we'd just like to know why.
You know what I should do? I should go talk to the Professor's wife.
Right. Right, that would probably be useful.
Listen, thanks for all your help.
I've gotta go inside. I've gotta make a couple of calls.
Hey, Lieutenant,
will you keep us informed, and let us know what's going on?
Oh, sure. We're in this together.
I'm waiting for Detective Malloy.
POLICEMAN: Malloy? Yeah.
Hold on. I'll get him.
All right, I'll hold. Thank you.
Very funny.
(IMITATING COLUMBO) "You know what I gotta do?"
(LAUGHING)
"I gotta go see the Coach's wife."
I can't believe he's making this so easy.
Oh, this is just the beginning.
Wait till we set him on my father.
Malloy? Yeah.
Columbo.
Listen, do you have the inventory of all the items
that were in Professor Rusk's briefcase?
You mean the list I made?
The list, yeah. Yeah, Lieutenant.
You got it in front of you?
Yeah. Good.
Confirm this for me, will you?
There were no airline tickets in that briefcase, were there?
No. We didn't find any airline tickets.
I didn't think there were. Pills, books, papers.
That's it.
No airline tickets.
No tickets.
Just wanted to make sure.
That's all there was.
Thanks.
No problem.
COLUMBO: Thank you for seeing me, Mrs. Rusk.
I realize this is a very painful time for you.
What would you like to know, Lieutenant?
I just have a few questions...
About June Clark?
Yes, ma'am.
She and my husband had an affair that lasted almost an entire year.
It wasn't D.E.'s first.
I found out about this one three months ago, and I told him
that I would leave him if he didn't end it.
But he didn't end it.
She wouldn't let him.
And when did you find out about that, ma'am?
Ten days ago, when D.E. Told me.
Your husband told you that he was still seeing her?
No, no, Lieutenant.
He told me that he had seen her for the last time,
and that it was over.
For good.
I see.
Did you believe him?
How could I?
I wanted to hear it from Mrs. Clark, and I wanted to be able to see her eyes
when she told me.
So, I went to meet her for the first time.
We talked,
and in a little while, we cried.
It was over.
When was that, ma'am, when you went to visit June Clark?
That was Thursday night, Lieutenant.
The night my husband
was killed.
You and June Clark were together at the time of the murder?
That's correct, Lieutenant.
In her home.
Thank you very much, ma'am.
Uh, one more question.
We found an airline ticket to Phoenix, Arizona in your husband's briefcase.
He was scheduled to fly there this past weekend.
Would you have any idea why he might be going there?
He never mentioned it, Lieutenant.
Thank you, ma'am.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Come in, Lieutenant.
Ma'am? Yes.
Just one more thing.
We found an airplane ticket to Phoenix, Arizona
in the Professor's briefcase.
He was scheduled to fly there this past weekend.
Do you have any knowledge of that?
Or any idea of who he might of have been planning to see?
No. I'm afraid not.
Thank you very much, ma'am.
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, he's back. He's a charmer.
(SHOUTING) I wanna ask you a question.
JUSTIN: Yeah, we can't hear a word you're saying.
About airplane tickets.
He's a piece of work, isn't he?
JUSTIN: Why don't we go to the kitchen?
COOPER: Just go straight to the kitchen!
Straight through, we'll meet you there. In the kitchen, yeah.
I'm sorry, Lieutenant. Couldn't hear what you were saying. What's up?
Yeah. I meant to ask you earlier, but I forgot, uh...
Listen, maybe you fellows can help me with this.
Yeah, sure.
Now, we found an airplane ticket in Professor Rusk's briefcase.
Round trip to Phoenix.
He was scheduled to leave this past weekend.
Did he happen to mention this trip in class?
Or would you guys have any idea why he might be going there?
A trip?
A trip. This past weekend?
This past weekend.
No. No, huh?
Okay. Thanks a million, fellows.
BOTH: Sure.
JUSTIN: Lieutenant?
You said Phoenix?
Uh, yeah.
Coop.
Do you remember, we were walking out of class,
we're standing in the corridor,
and he said something about
meeting a guy from the FBI or the Attorney General's office?
He was talking about fraud in the savings and loan, and how they inflate...
Was that Phoenix?
COOPER: Phoenix...
It was Phoenix. It was Phoenix, Lieutenant.
This investigator was in Phoenix?
He was, and the savings and loan was.
And the Professor had information...
That the investigator wanted. Inside stuff, damaging stuff.
Oh, man.
What if he went there to see that guy?
What if he had some new information to give him?
And what if somebody knew about it and wanted to shut him up?
This is pretty scary stuff.
Well, I tell you, sometimes it can be a pretty scary world.
Okay, fellows, I gotta go check this out.
JUSTIN: Hey, Lieutenant, I've got a thought.
Yeah?
Maybe you should meet my father.
Your father?
Yeah. He's a criminal attorney.
But he's also legal counsel to the University.
Which means he hears more rumors than Justin does.
Well, I don't know whether or not it'd do any good,
but I bet it'd be worth your time.
Well, what do you think? Should I try and set something up?
Absolutely. And the quicker, the better.
What about tonight, if I can?
Tonight? Tonight would be perfect.
But, look, I don't want to drag you out of your party.
Oh, no, no, not at all. Listen, murder cases get real cold, real fast.
That's what Professor Rusk taught us.
Well, Professor Rusk was right.
Let me see what I can do.
Hey, thanks.
Boy, sometimes I wonder what I'd do without you guys.
(CHUCKLES)
MRS. ROWE: If this detective is even remotely as inept as you've painted him, dear,
he's obviously going to need a lot of help.
Well, we are doing everything we can, Mother.
But you know, at the rate we're going,
I'm afraid this is going to turn out to be something more of a class project
than a homicide investigation.
Oh, what a sad, terrible thought.
Poor Professor Rusk.
First he's murdered, and then they assign this rumpled little dumbbell
to find his killer. Oh, dear me.
Poor Mrs. Rusk.
Then you'll talk to Father?
Oh, yes, I will. Tonight.
(CHUCKLING) You look gorgeous.
Yes. Tonight.
He's gonna be here in about an hour.
Oh, well, I'm coming over. I gotta be there for this. This is too much.
(CHUCKLING) No, Coop, what this is, is perfect.
I still can't stop laughing over that "Phoenix" routine. Was that luck or what?
Well, when somebody hands you the baton, you run like hell.
It was pure inspiration.
I'm leaving right now.
(LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)
Good evening, sir.
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Lieutenant, this way.
It's this way. Come on.
I understand you wanted to talk to me about Professor Rusk.
Well, actually, it was your son that suggested it, sir.
Yes. More specifically, about his books.
That could've been what your son had in mind, sir.
You're not sure?
About what your son had in mind?
No, sir, I'm not.
Have you read his books?
I didn't know he wrote books, sir.
You're investigating the murder of Professor Rusk, and you're unaware
that the man wrote a series of highly incendiary profiles
exposing major crime figures in the United States?
Well, let me tell you what happened, sir. I was going out to lunch,
and the Captain come up and he asked me,
"Do I want to go speak to these college students?"
I said, "Yeah, sure."
He handed me a piece of paper, "Call Professor Rusk."
That's the first time I ever heard the name.
But that was before he was murdered.
Yes, sir.
After he was murdered, and you were trying to find out who did it,
did you have any curiosity about the man's life?
You mean, like going out and reading his books, sir?
I mean, like finding out that there were a whole lot
of people out there who wanted to see him dead.
Well, he was having an affair.
I don't know if you know this, sir,
with the coach's wife.
But she's a married woman. She's a very emotional...
And this is how you've been spending your time?
Yes, sir.
And talking with the kids.
And talking to the kids.
It's perfectly clear that you haven't the faintest idea
of which end is up, here.
That's not an insult, that's a statement of fact.
I can't do your homework for you, but I can point you in the right direction.
This is Rusk's first book,
on organized crime in New Orleans.
Read it.
And this one
is a galley of his second book, on white-collar crime in Southern California.
He ties it to the mob
and to the laundering of drug money, and it names names.
Read it.
The bottom line here is that some very dangerous men
made actual threats on the Professor's life.
What you need to do is stop worrying so much
about who's wife is screwing whom and get to the heart of the matter.
This man was shot because he had a big mouth.
Well, I certainly appreciate you telling me this, sir.
It's gonna make my life a lot easier,
'cause now I'm pointed in the right direction.
JORDAN: Good.
I can't believe how perfect this is.
Coop, I got a question for you.
Yeah?
Do you think Columbo's parents were related?
(BOTH SNICKERING)
COLUMBO: I found out one thing for sure, tonight.
I know where your son gets his brains.
This is better than sex.
My son has the best mind of anybody I have ever met,
but he still couldn't get into Harvard Law School without my help.
With his ability, they should've sent a limousine for him.
But it didn't work that way. I had to push a lot of buttons.
I don't know what was wrong.
His mind is someplace else. I wish I knew where.
In any case, he's gonna wind up the best criminal attorney in this country,
or I'm gonna break every bone in his body.
Oh, I wouldn't worry, sir. He'll go far.
He better.
(JORDAN CHATTERING ON RADIO) Your father's pretty wacky.
Yeah, he's a sick man. I hate him.
JORDAN: His friend, Cooper...
Get this.
... is another one. Kid's got brains, but he thinks he's gonna be a tennis pro.
The kid's a B-player, but in his mind, he's John McEnroe.
What does that say for his judgment?
I'll tell you what he's good for.
He can get little girls pregnant,
that's what he's good for.
Lieutenant, we at the University would appreciate it
if you could wrap this up as quickly as possible.
Oh, I understand, sir, and I'll do my best.
Oh, one more thing, sir.
Did you happen to have dinner Thursday night at the Cafe Barrado?
In fact, I had dinner at a restaurant called Fredo, Lieutenant.
In San Francisco, with the District Attorney and the Lieutenant Governor.
Thank you very much. Good night.
Your car, sir.
How'd you know it was mine?
Oh, just a lucky guess.
(DOOR OPENING)
Hey, you, halt!
Joe?
Lieutenant?
Yeah.
I saw somebody poking around down here on the monitors. I didn't know who it was.
Well, I should have let you know I was down here. I apologize.
Anything I can help you with?
Well, I'm just working a few things out.
You know, that videotape, that was a tremendous help.
This is just about as close as the killer could get. If he was any closer,
even one step, we would've seen him on that tape.
Which came from that camera back there by that gate, isn't that correct?
Uh-huh.
So, if he was back here,
or at any point from here back to the wall,
wouldn't he have been seen by that camera?
That's right, Lieutenant. He would have.
Yeah, and you might have seen him, too.
Like you said, maybe I couldn't have kept the Professor alive,
but, damn, at least I might have been able to identify the killer.
Why, when you thought to save the videotape from that camera,
you didn't think to save it from this camera, because if you had,
we would have been able to make that identification.
Well, I didn't save it at all, Lieutenant.
Sir?
It was Justin who remembered about the tape.
Justin?
Yeah. The truth is, if it hadn't been for him,
we wouldn't have that one tape we do.
Justin turned off the machine that saved the tape?
Yeah. Damn lucky he thought of it, too, right?
Damn lucky.
SECRETARY: Yes, Lieutenant, we've been expecting you.
Oh, Lieutenant, this way, please.
I'm Dean Gillespie, Lieutenant.
Oh, how do you do, sir. Right in here, please.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Uh...
Mr. Rowe?
JUSTIN: Hi, Lieutenant.
Justin. I didn't even know your father was going to be here.
The reason I called Chief Whalen and requested
this meeting with you is because Mr. Rowe
and Justin, as well, have some exceedingly pertinent new information
which we think will impact heavily on your investigation
into Professor Rusk's murder.
Is that so? Well, I'm very anxious to hear that, sure.
Uh, Jordan?
Yes, thank you, Howard. Lieutenant,
you and I are in the same game, pursuit of justice.
You're a cop, I'm an attorney.
You catch 'em, I try 'em, right?
Yes, sir.
I am assuming that you've talked to the security guard, Joseph Doyle?
Well, as a matter of fact, I just left him, sir.
Nice man.
Is this is the same security guard who failed to save any of the security tapes?
Uh, yes, sir, it is. But we got one.
One survived, and we have it.
Uh-huh.
Have you ever met his brother, Dominic?
No, sir, I haven't had the pleasure.
Oh, I see.
Are you aware of this?
COLUMBO: Hmm.
Well, this is quite a record. Yeah.
Twenty-three arrests.
From assault, to extortion, to murder. Two murder charges.
One dismissed. On the other, he was convicted and sentenced to nine-years-to-life.
He did six and a half years, and was released on parole a month ago.
Well, I wish I had known this. I just didn't know it, sir.
My 22-year-old son knew it.
Have you begun a background check on Joe Doyle?
No, sir, I haven't.
Why not, because you thought he was a nice man?
You do not have to answer that, Lieutenant.
(SIGHS)
Isn't this the second time that you and I have met? It is, isn't it?
It is, sir, yes.
And what did I tell you the first time we met?
That there have been actual threats made on Professor Rusk's life.
(MOCKINGLY) Mmm-hmm.
And you now have in your hand the record of a hired killer
who was hanging around that garage, visiting with his brother,
the security guard.
Son, you did say that's the first time you saw Dominic Doyle?
Visiting with his brother at the school?
Yes, sir.
I saw them together, and that's when Joe told me
that Dom had just got out of prison, and that he was looking for a job.
Where was Dominic Doyle on the night? Was he in the area? Was he out of town?
Does he have an alibi? Or, is he, in fact, the trigger man?
These are the questions that we have to have answered.
Lieutenant, Chief Whalen was good enough to messenger us that copy of Doyle's file.
You'll find his current address in there, I believe.
Well, there's not much I can say.
When you're wrong, you're wrong, and when you're right, you're right.
I'm going to read this file, I'll read it immediately,
and, hell, I'll probably be making contact with Doyle sometime tonight.
Well, that'll be excellent, Lieutenant.
Justin, you coming?
Thanks, Lieutenant.
You watch out for this guy. Please.
He looks dangerous.
Afternoon, sir. Are you Dominic Doyle?
I'm Lieutenant Columbo. Homicide.
I haven't done one of them recently, you know?
I'd like to talk to you. Could I come up?
Talk is cheap. Come on up.
Nothing for me.
Suit yourself, huh?
I want to talk to you about Professor Rusk.
You want to talk to me?
Where were you last Thursday night?
Billy's Bar, on the beach.
Were you alone?
Unless you consider this a friend.
Is there some reason I'd wanna see this professor dead?
Well, there are people who are saying that it was a hit.
A hit?
A hit.
So when do you make your arrest?
Do you own a gun?
You know, I was beginning to like you.
But I'm a three-time loser, and you know it.
See, I can't join the Marines, and I can't vote, and I can't own a gun.
Well, your brother, Joe, owns one. It's a.38 caliber. It's a revolver.
He carries it with him when he works.
Do you happen to know if he owns a.45 automatic?
Is that what they used?
That's right.
Yeah, it was a head shot from about 60 feet. Joe, he told me that.
Some shot. The guys that I know,
from that distance, they probably would've used, maybe,
six sticks of dynamite.
So, is there anything else you wanna ask me?
'Cause, if not, I was kind of looking forward to
making up some popcorn, you know, and catching up on the wrestling on TV.
Do you mind, sir?
... exclusive new information on the death
of Professor D.E. Rusk.
This station has been able to obtain a videotape,
which appears to be the actual murder.
We're going to show you that footage,
but we're strongly advising that it may be upsetting,
and parents of young children may not want them to watch.
The murder of Professor D.E. Rusk.
Where did that come from?
How the hell did they get that film?
The well-known criminology professor's body
was discovered shortly thereafter by a group of his own students.
How the hell did they get it?
PHYLLIS: Lieutenant Columbo?
Yes. And you must be...
Phyllis Diefendorfer. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
This videotape of the murder of Professor Rusk, that's a very unusual thing.
And, if I understand it correctly, you got it from a man named Muldoon?
Right. And the station bought it for $2,500.
Just like that?
Well, it wasn't quite that fast, actually.
We wanted to know where he got it, of course.
Where did he get it? Did you ask him?
Yes!
Last Thursday night, he recorded a movie off some obscure channel.
He has a dish antenna in his yard and he gets close to 100 different channels.
Is that so?
Yes. Well, anyway, today, when he decided to watch the movie,
right there in the middle of it, he saw the shooting in the garage.
See, that's where you lose me.
Well, it's really not all that complicated, Lieutenant.
Whoever killed Professor Rusk televised it.
Excuse me? What?
Well, somebody had to have been televising the murder, Lieutenant.
Broadcasting it. Sending a signal from a camera to a receiver.
Look, all television signals travel through the air.
Now, this particular signal, purely by chance,
was picked up by Mr. Muldoon's dish antenna
while he was recording the movie. So, it ended up on his cassette.
Somebody was televising Professor Rusk's murder?
There's no question about it.
Look, Lieutenant, I don't have a clue as to how this was done,
or why it was done, or whether it was done by one person or an entire crew,
or where they were broadcasting it to.
But, there is one thing I will tell you for sure.
Somebody did shoot it. The gun and the moment.
Excuse me, can I ask a question?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
The camera that took this picture, was that a television camera?
Yeah, yeah, you bet. They had about 50 of them at Indy this year.
Well, I watch the race on television. How come I don't see them?
Where are they?
They're all over the place.
Well, where's the camera that took this picture?
Well, it sits right here, on the roll bar, behind the driver.
Well, how come I don't see it?
It's only about that big.
A television camera? That small?
Is that a fact?
That's nothing. Nowadays, you know, in the hospitals,
they make them so small, they can stick them right up your...
Thank you very much.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
JUSTIN: Door's open, Lieutenant.
Oh, hiya, fellows. Listen, I gave your number to a detective,
I'm waiting for some information, and I told him if he got it before 10:30,
he could call me here. Was that all right?
Sure, yeah, that's fine.
You want something, Lieutenant? Brewski?
Oh, yeah, thanks.
So, what's going on, Lieutenant?
Uh...
I spoke to Joe's brother. I spoke to him last night.
Oh, yeah? So, how'd it go?
Well, first, I want you to thank your father for me, Justin, and the Dean.
That was a good, solid lead.
So what did he say?
And I want to thank you guys.
I know the lead came from you in the first place,
and credit where credit's due.
What did he say, Lieutenant? Could he prove where he was last Thursday night?
Oh, there's no problem there. He was out drinking.
Place called Billy's, near the beach.
That's his favorite hangout. The only thing is,
on this particular night, his only witness was his bottle.
So he really doesn't have an alibi.
Not unless Scotch can talk.
Did you bring him in?
Well, I don't think I'm quite ready to do that yet.
Got a few loose ends. You know.
Say, did you fellows happen to see that video tape on the TV news last night?
Yeah, everybody saw it.
I guess somebody bootlegged a copy of one of the security camera tapes, right?
Oh, no, it wasn't that. No.
It wasn't?
No. That's the thing I wanted to tell you. That's the thing that's been bothering me.
That tape, we've had for almost an entire week.
No, this tape, the one we saw last night, that came from a whole different angle.
A whole different part of the garage, where there is no security camera.
Don't ask me how they did it.
(PHONE RINGING)
It's probably your call.
Hello? MALLO Y: Lieutenant there?
Yeah, he's here. Hang on a minute.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Malloy? Yeah, Columbo?
Yeah. Okay, I got what you want.
Yeah? Yeah.
Oh, you got it?
We got all the details.
Oh, that's terrific.
Yeah, you want me to feed them to you?
Yeah, hold on just a second.
(SOFTLY) Lieutenant.
(MUMBLING) Oh. Thanks.
Okay, shoot.
Okay, it's a 1976 Ford, two-door, green.
'76 Ford, two-door, green. Got it.
License number 2- S-B-I...
2-S-B-I...
... 6-5-3.
...6- 5-3.
Got it. Okay, that should do it, huh?
All right. Yeah, that's good.
Thank you, Malloy.
Hmm.
The car that he bought the last time that he was paroled.
Joe's brother?
Yeah, Joe's brother.
Nice to pick that up, know what I mean?
Yeah, that's one of those loose ends, right, Lieutenant?
You got that right.
Okay, I gotta run. Listen, fellows, think about that second tape, will you?
If you could help me on that? That's very, very puzzling.
Sure.
And don't forget to thank your father for me, okay?
I won't.
See you later.
I'll see you in class, Thursday night.
Okay.
I don't understand what this detective is doing.
I truly don't. Why didn't he make an arrest? Why didn't he at least
bring the suspect in for questioning? Why not order a search?
Why was he even permitted to take the case?
Every day that goes by without something substantial to report
to the media forces the attention of the entire community
back onto the University.
We're in the headlines every morning. The damage that this is going to do
to next year's alumni fundraising campaign is...
(PHONE RINGING) Well, it's incalculable.
Darling, isn't there something more that you and your friends
can do to help?
We're doing what we can, Mother.
Excuse me, it's for you, Mr. Justin. He said it's very important.
Thanks. Coop?
COOPER: It's a green sedan,
it's outside Billy's Bar, and we just hit the jackpot.
They just found the creep's car.
Call the police.
(SIRENS BLARING)
(POLICE CHATTERING)
Get out of here, get out of here. Come on, move it!
POLICEMAN 1: He's here or he just left, so check in front. POLICEMAN 2: Okay, good enough.
POLICEMAN 3: Make a little noise back there. Make a little noise.
Let's let him know we're here.
(HELICOPTER HOVERING)
POLICEMAN 3: Hey!
I think I got it.
.45 ACP.
Get that to Ballistics right away.
You got him?
Lieutenant, we got him out front.
MALLOY: Good. Take him downtown and hold him for questioning.
Mr. Rowe, we found the gun, sir. It's a.45.
We're taking it to Ballistics immediately.
Coop! Hey, Coop!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
It's just us, Joe.
JUSTIN: Hey, Joe, cops let you see your brother?
Not yet. Maybe tomorrow.
Hang in there, man.
JUSTIN: Good luck, buddy.
Thanks, guys.
COOPER: What the hell's going on?
COLUMBO: Hey, what do you say, fellows?
Do me a favor, will you?
Could you park in exactly the same spot you did last Thursday?
Do you remember that? I think it was that one there, the middle one.
(WHISTLING)
JUSTIN: What's happening, Lieutenant?
COLUMBO: Oh, we're going to have a terrific class tonight,
just terrific. It's really gonna be exciting.
What we're going to do tonight,
is we're gonna recreate the murder of Professor Rusk.
It's gonna be sort of like a class project.
Yeah? Who are these guys?
Oh, they're from the department. They're just technical guys.
They're gonna help me set it up.
(COLUMBO WHISTLING)
COLUMBO: Could you all take exactly the same seats as you did last week, please?
Thank you.
TODD: Is it true you're planning to re-create the murder tonight, Lieutenant?
Well, in a manner of speaking.
This isn't really a whodunit, it's more of a "how he did it."
There's talk that you arrested a suspect. Is that a fact?
Well, we did bring someone in for questioning. That's true.
Anybody know who?
I heard it was Joe Doyle's brother.
COLUMBO: Do you remember what I said last week?
A detective needs luck. Well, this case is a classic example.
I was in the dark, and suddenly, Lady Luck showed up.
Because out of the blue,
that 15-second videotape showed up on a television news program.
And for me, that turned the whole case around.
Was it the tape that lead you to the murderer, Lieutenant?
Oh, absolutely.
Once I saw that, and once I began to understand
how it was possible, then the whole thing fell into place.
Um, how did the tape fit in, Lieutenant?
That's what we're going to demonstrate right now.
Now, what you are seeing is a live picture
from a camera in the garage downstairs.
Like from a closed-circuit camera, right?
Like the security cameras?
No, as a matter of fact, what you're seeing here
is the same thing as a television broadcast.
You mean, you have a television camera downstairs?
COLUMBO: That is correct.
And this is just the way things were last Thursday night, when Professor Rusk
left the lecture hall and walked in the garage toward his car at 8:16 p.m.
Now, I'm sure you think this all looks very high-tech,
but believe me, all these items are very common, ordinary items,
that some of you probably own and you don't even know it.
Sachs? Can you read me?
Yeah, all set, Lieutenant.
Sachs, are you satisfied with the arrangements?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I am, Lieutenant.
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
Sachs, can you show the class the object in question?
Now, class, pay attention to the gun.
Sachs, whenever you're ready.
(GUN FIRES)
(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
There he is. Hey! Hey, everyone.
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
This is a miniature television set.
Isn't that something? It's a two-inch screen.
You can hold it right in the palm of your hand. And this image,
the picture that you're seeing there, that's the same picture that the killer saw.
A picture, just like that.
TODD: Where's the camera, Lieutenant?
You said there was a television camera down here.
That's true, Todd, I did say that, and I'm gonna get to that.
Oh, say, fellows.
Do you lock your car when you park it down here?
Lock it?
COLUMBO: Yeah, lock it.
In this day and age, of course we do, Lieutenant.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
Yeah, that's what I would think. But last Thursday,
when you pulled out to call 911,
I don't remember you unlocking your car. It makes a noise, right?
Doesn't it? Don't you have one of those gizmos
that opens the locks by remote control and makes a loud noise?
Hey, Justin. Do you think you could do that? Just click the lock?
'Cause I wanna try and remember if I heard that sound last Thursday.
It will work from that distance, won't it?
Sure.
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
(GUN FIRES)
(STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)
Where did that shot come from?
Yeah, that's a good question.
It was a very powerful shot.
Oh, and, Todd, I haven't forgotten your question about the camera.
Here it is, that tiny thing, right there.
That's a genuine television camera,
it's just like the kind they use at the Indianapolis Raceway,
where they got them stuck all over the racing cars.
And this little gizmo, here,
like the one I had upstairs, which pulled the trigger,
is nothing more than a car door locking device.
That's all it is. It pushes the locks up and it pulls them down.
And, finally, this whole thing,
this is a very, very clever way
that the whole package was brought in here last Thursday night,
and the way it went out.
And, finally, this.
Just like the cartridge last week,
this one will eventually fall out the bottom, onto the street.
And you can see it even has these funny little scratch marks on the side,
same as the one that we found on the street last Thursday.
This is amazing.
(STAMMERING) Are you saying that Dominic Doyle, Lieutenant,
did all of this right underneath our noses? In our own truck?
Oh, no, not Dominic Doyle.
I don't really think this sort of thing is Dominic's style.
What do you think, Coop?
But didn't you arrest him for the murder of Professor Rusk?
Dominic? Arrested?
No, we took him down for questioning. We kept him there
while we were waiting for the ballistic report
on that gun that we found in the car.
Mike, do we have a copy of that report down here yet?
And where's the green car from Billy's Bar?
I'll check, Lieutenant.
COLUMBO: But arrest him?
MIKE: Bring it in, Malloy.
COLUMBO: No, there was no cause for that.
(CAR APPROACHING)
Lieutenant, you were waiting for a ballistics report, right?
COLUMBO: Yeah. What's the story?
Well, the gun that was found in this car is registered to Joe Doyle,
brother of the suspect, Dominic Doyle. It's a.45 auto, has ejector marks
on the cartridge that check out,
so it is definitely the murder weapon.
That's it, right?
I mean, what else do you need? You've got the murder weapon,
and you found it in Dominic Doyle's car.
COLUMBO: Well, you're half right, Justin. It is the murder weapon,
but it is not Dominic Doyle's car.
It's my wife's.
And this is my wife's niece, Annette. She's 14.
That's our dog. And that was taken in Griffith Park.
The description of the car, the license number, and the name of the bar.
Nobody had that information except you two.
COLUMBO: And after I gave it to you,
nobody could have planted that gun but you two.
Book 'em.
Suspicion of murder.
Come on.
Hands behind your back.
One question, fellows,
why did you do it?
Go ahead, tell him.
We did it, Lieutenant, because we knew how to do it.
And you came within an inch. Come on.
And you got lucky. You caught a fluke.
But don't count us out, Lieutenant,
'cause my father doesn't like to see me fail.
MALLOY: Come on, let's go.