1 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:38,262 [Alarm rings] 2 00:00:41,234 --> 00:00:43,737 Cranial nerves. 3 00:00:43,805 --> 00:00:46,039 On old Olympus' towering tops 4 00:00:46,107 --> 00:00:47,842 a friendly Viking grew vines and hops. 5 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:50,513 Olfactory. Optic. Oculomotor. 6 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:54,918 Vagus. Accessory. Causes of edema: A.L.I.V.E. 7 00:00:54,985 --> 00:00:56,085 Allergic... 8 00:00:56,153 --> 00:00:58,389 Differentials for swollen scrotum: 9 00:00:58,457 --> 00:01:00,091 T.H.E.A.T.R.E.S. 10 00:01:00,158 --> 00:01:04,630 English spelling. Torsion, hernia... 11 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:09,101 Epididymal cyst. S...Syphilis. 12 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:10,770 Enough with the drilling. 13 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,005 We're third year. 14 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,306 No more exams. 15 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,975 You don't have to face House every day. 16 00:01:15,043 --> 00:01:16,844 And after today, neither do you. 17 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,714 Here's to no more coming home in tears. 18 00:01:19,782 --> 00:01:21,849 It's kind of like coming to the end 19 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:23,584 of an extreme roller-coaster. 20 00:01:23,652 --> 00:01:25,387 Even with the terror, 21 00:01:25,454 --> 00:01:28,223 nausea, and whiplash. 22 00:01:28,291 --> 00:01:29,491 I'm a little sad that it's over. 23 00:01:29,559 --> 00:01:30,826 Let's go. 24 00:01:30,894 --> 00:01:32,561 You got your procedure log? 25 00:01:32,629 --> 00:01:34,096 Oh, I'm not quite done. 26 00:01:34,164 --> 00:01:35,664 I still have one more lumbar puncture. 27 00:01:35,732 --> 00:01:37,199 It's due today. 28 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:38,634 Unless you want to blow off becoming a doctor 29 00:01:38,701 --> 00:01:40,035 and get another PhD. 30 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:42,137 I know. I'm gonna get it done. 31 00:01:42,205 --> 00:01:43,405 I thought you'd have that thing finished 32 00:01:43,472 --> 00:01:44,372 like six months ago. 33 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,708 I've been busy. 34 00:01:58,321 --> 00:01:59,922 Oh, come on, Cruz. 35 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,958 Let me do this. I need it for my log. 36 00:02:02,025 --> 00:02:04,427 Wait, you aren't done yet? 37 00:02:04,494 --> 00:02:06,062 I've been busy. 38 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:07,964 What's in it for me? 39 00:02:08,032 --> 00:02:09,966 The satisfaction that comes 40 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:11,401 from helping out a classmate? 41 00:02:12,536 --> 00:02:14,070 How about cash? 42 00:02:14,138 --> 00:02:15,571 Have you talked to House? 43 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,507 It's 6:00 am. He won't be in for a few hours. 44 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:20,443 I keep a roll of quarters in the car... 45 00:02:20,511 --> 00:02:22,545 I just turned in my log and guess what I saw. 46 00:02:22,613 --> 00:02:24,847 There's an opening in the Diagnostics Department. 47 00:02:24,915 --> 00:02:27,917 House wants an intern? 48 00:02:27,984 --> 00:02:29,552 He's never had one before. 49 00:02:29,619 --> 00:02:32,221 You gotta figure he doesn't want an intern. 50 00:02:32,289 --> 00:02:34,457 He wants you. 51 00:02:39,063 --> 00:02:42,563 ♪ House 7x19 ♪ Last Temptation Original Air Date on April 18, 2011 52 00:02:42,564 --> 00:02:46,564 == sync, corrected by elderman == 53 00:02:46,566 --> 00:03:09,137 ♪ ♪ 54 00:03:16,204 --> 00:03:17,738 Uh, you must be 55 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,773 Dr. Thirteen. 56 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:21,342 Remy Hadley. 57 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,476 Nice to meet you. 58 00:03:22,544 --> 00:03:23,977 You're back. 59 00:03:24,045 --> 00:03:26,280 - Hi. - Hi. 60 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:30,650 What the hell 61 00:03:30,718 --> 00:03:32,085 happened to you? 62 00:03:32,152 --> 00:03:33,619 Why'd you lie about going to Rome? 63 00:03:33,687 --> 00:03:34,954 (House) You'd lie too 64 00:03:35,022 --> 00:03:37,223 if you bottomed out, ended up in... 65 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:40,559 drug rehab. 66 00:03:40,627 --> 00:03:43,428 Thank you, House, for respecting my privacy. 67 00:03:43,496 --> 00:03:45,297 What a perfect reminder that I'm back. 68 00:03:45,364 --> 00:03:47,131 I didn't even know you had a problem. 69 00:03:47,199 --> 00:03:49,667 Loved ones are always the last to know. 70 00:03:49,735 --> 00:03:52,771 Loved ones and robotic, estranged ex-boyfriends. 71 00:03:52,838 --> 00:03:54,239 Our patient 72 00:03:54,306 --> 00:03:56,708 is Kendall Pearson. 73 00:03:56,776 --> 00:03:58,343 16-year-old aspiring pirate. 74 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,911 She's that Canadian kid who's trying to be 75 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,113 the youngest person to sail around the world. 76 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:03,781 Collapsed yesterday during a practice run. 77 00:04:03,849 --> 00:04:05,816 Luckily for us, cameras were there. 78 00:04:05,884 --> 00:04:09,020 Corporate sponsors want us to check 79 00:04:09,087 --> 00:04:11,456 that's she seaworthy before the clock strikes 80 00:04:11,523 --> 00:04:13,291 "you're too old to set a record." 81 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:15,160 Gives us three days. 82 00:04:15,227 --> 00:04:18,363 You've still only got one, right? 83 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:20,064 Uh, last day of my rotation. 84 00:04:20,132 --> 00:04:21,632 Could be simple dehydration. 85 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:23,067 She told the Coast Guard 86 00:04:23,135 --> 00:04:26,237 she had felt dizzy. 87 00:04:26,305 --> 00:04:28,506 Pulse and BP were normal at the time of the rescue. 88 00:04:28,574 --> 00:04:31,809 It's not dehydration. What about your internship? 89 00:04:31,877 --> 00:04:35,013 You sign up this morning? 90 00:04:35,081 --> 00:04:38,583 Actually, I'm still deciding. 91 00:04:38,651 --> 00:04:41,019 Maybe she had a seizure 92 00:04:41,086 --> 00:04:42,453 and that's what caused her collapse. 93 00:04:42,521 --> 00:04:44,990 Coast Guard report says no sign of head trauma. 94 00:04:45,057 --> 00:04:46,458 But what about her back? 95 00:04:46,525 --> 00:04:47,792 Look. 96 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:49,093 Right before the collapse, 97 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,761 she hit the small of her back on the railing. 98 00:04:50,829 --> 00:04:53,331 Damaged adrenal glands caused adrenal insufficiencies, 99 00:04:53,398 --> 00:04:54,465 which caused the collapse. 100 00:04:55,701 --> 00:04:56,968 Nice. 101 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:58,303 Blood draws every 15 minutes 102 00:04:58,370 --> 00:04:59,370 for four hours. 103 00:04:59,438 --> 00:05:01,105 Let's track her cortisol. 104 00:05:01,173 --> 00:05:03,741 Masters, there's no hurry. 105 00:05:03,809 --> 00:05:05,543 There's no wrong choices. 106 00:05:05,611 --> 00:05:07,545 At least, that's what they tell people 107 00:05:07,613 --> 00:05:08,980 who make crappy choices. 108 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,681 What's with the sudden interest in her future? 109 00:05:10,749 --> 00:05:12,850 [Sighs] You know, a blacksmith who spends 110 00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:16,754 this much time hammering out a new blade from raw jell-o 111 00:05:16,822 --> 00:05:17,955 gets curious 112 00:05:18,023 --> 00:05:18,923 about who ends up wielding it. 113 00:05:18,991 --> 00:05:20,225 No reason to be curious 114 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:22,127 unless you're interested in wielding it yourself. 115 00:05:22,194 --> 00:05:23,995 You want her to intern here. 116 00:05:26,266 --> 00:05:28,033 And you're considering this? 117 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,935 Before I make my decision, 118 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:32,471 I still have one more LP 119 00:05:32,538 --> 00:05:34,840 I need to get. 120 00:05:34,908 --> 00:05:37,076 So I'd like to go to the E.R. 121 00:05:38,812 --> 00:05:40,680 Thirteen, why don't you take Masters 122 00:05:40,748 --> 00:05:42,216 to do the blood draws. 123 00:05:42,283 --> 00:05:43,484 You can remind her about all the perks 124 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,785 of working for me. 125 00:05:52,127 --> 00:05:54,094 (Kendall) Behind the deck. Port side. 126 00:05:54,162 --> 00:05:56,364 (Thirteen) If her adrenal hormone levels are consistently low, 127 00:05:56,431 --> 00:05:57,698 we'll replace them. 128 00:05:57,766 --> 00:05:59,166 You'll be ready to launch Thursday. 129 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,468 Great. 130 00:06:01,536 --> 00:06:03,804 Inside cabin facing the bow. 131 00:06:03,872 --> 00:06:05,873 Sorry, K, I need to borrow mom. 132 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:07,174 The sponsors? 133 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,508 No, Couric's people kicking up a fuss 134 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:09,910 about rescheduling the interview. 135 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,482 I can take over. 136 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:21,089 Ceiling of the galley. 137 00:06:21,156 --> 00:06:23,458 Right. The last time I was on a boat 138 00:06:23,526 --> 00:06:25,528 was my freshman mixer in college. 139 00:06:25,595 --> 00:06:28,164 I didn't so much mix as hurl. 140 00:06:28,232 --> 00:06:31,567 Too much to drink? No, I was 13. 141 00:06:31,635 --> 00:06:32,902 And in college? 142 00:06:32,969 --> 00:06:35,304 Yeah, I know. Weird. 143 00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:37,273 I was thinking "cool." 144 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:39,041 We'll be back for the next blood draw 145 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,509 in 15 minutes. 146 00:06:40,577 --> 00:06:41,877 Unless, of course, you'd like to stay 147 00:06:41,945 --> 00:06:44,046 and continue bonding over your lost childhoods. 148 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,947 (Kendall) Listen, I have a ton 149 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:47,649 of prep work to do to be ready to launch. 150 00:06:47,717 --> 00:06:49,251 Is there any way we can speed the tests up? 151 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:51,120 Mm, I'm afraid not. 152 00:06:51,187 --> 00:06:54,022 Unless you're up for getting on a treadmill. 153 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:56,224 We could stress her body. 154 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:57,726 See if her adrenals respond. 155 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,260 It would only take a half an hour. 156 00:06:59,328 --> 00:07:01,529 [Pager beeps] 157 00:07:01,597 --> 00:07:05,633 It's about an LP. Go. I'll handle this. 158 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:15,242 Um, Dr. Cuddy, 159 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,343 can I come by your office later? 160 00:07:16,411 --> 00:07:17,311 I'd love to get some advice. 161 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:18,779 I'm in meetings all afternoon. 162 00:07:18,847 --> 00:07:19,880 Try me tomorrow. 163 00:07:19,948 --> 00:07:21,948 Tomorrow? 164 00:07:22,016 --> 00:07:23,049 This is... 165 00:07:23,117 --> 00:07:24,917 This is my last day 166 00:07:24,985 --> 00:07:26,185 as a medical student. 167 00:07:26,253 --> 00:07:27,787 So I've got this decision to make. 168 00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:30,222 Probably the biggest decision of my career. 169 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:32,591 Which means maybe the biggest decision 170 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:34,594 of my life. 171 00:07:34,661 --> 00:07:37,397 Although, I guess, if I get married... 172 00:07:37,465 --> 00:07:40,968 Um, House has opened up an internship. 173 00:07:41,036 --> 00:07:42,703 You do realize if you take it, 174 00:07:42,771 --> 00:07:44,705 he'll probably end up firing you again? 175 00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:46,240 He's always hired me back. 176 00:07:46,308 --> 00:07:49,143 And he'll continue mocking and insulting you 177 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:53,046 whatever chance he gets. 178 00:07:53,113 --> 00:07:56,449 It's certainly toughened me up. 179 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,384 You're trying to get me to say good things about him. 180 00:07:58,452 --> 00:08:01,020 No. I'm trying to make you make your own decision 181 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:02,789 and leave me alone. 182 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:06,659 Working with House is great. 183 00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:07,794 And it sucks. 184 00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:09,862 Often simultaneously. 185 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:11,864 Most people can't work in that environment. 186 00:08:11,932 --> 00:08:13,533 Question is... 187 00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:14,801 Can you? 188 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:19,406 Thanks, Dr. Cuddy. 189 00:08:37,124 --> 00:08:39,459 You pad me down here and now you're doing my LP? 190 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:40,627 I got bored waiting. 191 00:08:40,695 --> 00:08:42,262 It's been two minutes. 192 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:43,897 This is your 11th. 14th. 193 00:08:43,964 --> 00:08:45,665 Listen, your roommate, 194 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:47,033 is she hooking up with that resident? 195 00:08:47,101 --> 00:08:49,069 I got to find House. 196 00:09:04,549 --> 00:09:09,887 [Chicken coos] 197 00:09:15,761 --> 00:09:17,561 (Thirteen) Rehab? Great cover story. 198 00:09:17,629 --> 00:09:19,530 Now I can't ever drink around those guys again, 199 00:09:19,597 --> 00:09:21,499 thus eliminating my main bond with Chase. 200 00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:23,067 (House) Save the attitude for someone 201 00:09:23,135 --> 00:09:25,035 who didn't just get you your medical license back. 202 00:09:25,103 --> 00:09:26,003 Price you pay. 203 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:27,838 There's a chicken 204 00:09:27,906 --> 00:09:28,939 in your office. 205 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:30,707 No, there isn't. 206 00:09:30,775 --> 00:09:33,410 You lied about rehab? 207 00:09:33,478 --> 00:09:34,878 - Oh, great. - Relax. 208 00:09:34,946 --> 00:09:37,347 She's completely honest, but also completely boring. 209 00:09:37,415 --> 00:09:39,750 Watch this. Don't tell anyone. 210 00:09:39,818 --> 00:09:41,251 Of course not. 211 00:09:46,091 --> 00:09:48,192 You did an LP? Why didn't you page me? 212 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:50,228 Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to do one of those? 213 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:51,329 You should've spoken up. 214 00:09:51,397 --> 00:09:53,431 You want the job or not? 215 00:09:53,499 --> 00:09:56,935 Um, I-- after careful consideration, 216 00:09:57,002 --> 00:09:59,604 I have decided to accept your offer 217 00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:01,373 for an internship. 218 00:10:03,142 --> 00:10:04,476 Great. 219 00:10:04,544 --> 00:10:06,045 My department has a slightly different 220 00:10:06,112 --> 00:10:08,313 procedure log. 221 00:10:08,381 --> 00:10:09,381 Uh, you forged 222 00:10:09,449 --> 00:10:10,549 the last one. 223 00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:12,071 I only did nine LPs. 224 00:10:12,072 --> 00:10:14,106 - Do you know how to do an LP? - Of course. 225 00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:15,516 Do you know how to do nine LPs 226 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:17,116 and say it was ten? 227 00:10:19,016 --> 00:10:20,387 It's time to grow up. 228 00:10:20,562 --> 00:10:21,295 Turn that in, 229 00:10:21,296 --> 00:10:23,030 the job's yours. 230 00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:26,663 [Pager beeping] 231 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,698 Stop staring blankly and go. 232 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,266 No doubt something horrible has just happened 233 00:10:30,334 --> 00:10:31,867 to our patient. 234 00:10:42,298 --> 00:10:43,765 (Thirteen) Her hand turned completely blue 235 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:44,899 during the treadmill test. 236 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:45,934 We put her on vasodilators. 237 00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:47,035 Restored enough blood flow 238 00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:48,102 so she won't lose any fingers. 239 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:49,370 Rules out adrenal insufficiency. 240 00:10:50,731 --> 00:10:51,998 Where's House? He said to meet him here. 241 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,767 His chicken's gone. 242 00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:55,502 (Chase) Probably on the balcony. 243 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:57,137 You knew he had a chicken? 244 00:10:57,204 --> 00:10:59,539 How come--? (House) Down here! 245 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:05,511 Loss of consciousness. Plus she's slowly turning blue. 246 00:11:05,579 --> 00:11:07,880 Can we rule out magical gum? 247 00:11:07,948 --> 00:11:09,582 (Chase) Low cardiac output can cause both. 248 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:10,883 Patient possibly has 249 00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:12,818 cardiomyopathy. 250 00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:14,286 Possibly caused by Mercury poisoning 251 00:11:14,353 --> 00:11:15,754 from all the tuna fish she eats at sea. 252 00:11:15,821 --> 00:11:16,988 (Masters) Uh, why are you putting, 253 00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:19,123 um, chicken footprints on the floor? 254 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:23,994 That clever bastard Wilson got a hold of an Australorp. 255 00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:27,197 Ah. Hello. 256 00:11:27,265 --> 00:11:29,433 The quietest and calmest of all the chickens. 257 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,368 Damn him. 258 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,270 Mercury poisoning is out. 259 00:11:33,337 --> 00:11:35,005 Red blood cells have normal morphology. 260 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,573 (Thirteen) Raynaud's. 261 00:11:36,641 --> 00:11:38,909 Vasospasm in the ulnar artery would explain the hand. 262 00:11:38,976 --> 00:11:40,477 (Foreman) But not the loss of consciousness. 263 00:11:40,544 --> 00:11:42,412 Cerebral vasospasm explains both. 264 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,546 (House) Cerebral vasospasm 265 00:11:43,614 --> 00:11:44,514 makes sense. 266 00:11:44,582 --> 00:11:45,949 Take Thirteen. 267 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:47,651 Give the patient a calcium channel blocker infusion 268 00:11:47,718 --> 00:11:48,718 in the basilar artery. 269 00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:52,422 Masters. 270 00:11:52,490 --> 00:11:53,957 I thought you were going to turn that in. 271 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,626 Um, I, um, 272 00:11:56,694 --> 00:11:57,761 been busy with my patient. 273 00:11:57,829 --> 00:11:59,696 You're not busy now. 274 00:12:08,706 --> 00:12:11,474 Bawwwwwwk bawk. 275 00:12:24,322 --> 00:12:25,422 (Donovan) Masters. 276 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,491 Still haven't turned in your log? 277 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,861 Still haven't gotten my tenth LP. 278 00:12:30,929 --> 00:12:32,663 I was thinking maybe you should take 279 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:34,731 House's internship. 280 00:12:34,799 --> 00:12:36,566 First you act like it's the equivalent 281 00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,034 of volunteering to be waterboarded 282 00:12:38,102 --> 00:12:40,203 and now you're supporting it? 283 00:12:42,072 --> 00:12:44,908 You're weird. 284 00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:46,343 You make paper airplanes for fun 285 00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:47,877 and hang them from the ceiling. 286 00:12:47,945 --> 00:12:50,380 You have a membership to the Einstein Museum 287 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:52,783 and an overbearing obsession with facial symmetry. 288 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:54,585 It indicates freedom from disease. 289 00:12:54,653 --> 00:12:56,220 We're biologically programmed-- 290 00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:57,288 the point is 291 00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:59,089 you rub people the wrong way. 292 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,625 But House is okay with your lack of bedside manner. 293 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:02,959 He's okay with your willingness 294 00:13:03,027 --> 00:13:04,728 to argue any point with anyone 295 00:13:04,796 --> 00:13:06,530 even if they outrank you. 296 00:13:06,598 --> 00:13:08,799 He's okay with your peculiar fashion sense. 297 00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:10,234 It's peculiar? 298 00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:11,535 House doesn't think you're weird, 299 00:13:11,603 --> 00:13:12,536 which is weird, 300 00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:15,306 but good weird. 301 00:13:15,373 --> 00:13:16,674 Is that a chicken? 302 00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:26,383 I think it's an Australorp. 303 00:13:28,452 --> 00:13:29,653 I'm gonna go check on my patient. 304 00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:41,632 Can someone please explain to me 305 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,734 what House and Wilson 306 00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:44,168 are doing with those chickens? 307 00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:45,837 They have a bet to see who can keep a chicken 308 00:13:45,905 --> 00:13:47,906 in the hospital the longest without getting busted 309 00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:49,774 by security. 310 00:13:49,842 --> 00:13:51,376 Advancing past the vertebral artery. 311 00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:53,344 And why are they doing this? 312 00:13:53,412 --> 00:13:55,647 The place they bought them only had one pig. 313 00:13:55,715 --> 00:13:59,518 I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today. 314 00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,186 Really? You want me to stay? 315 00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:02,520 It's good to add a different perspective 316 00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:04,055 to the department. 317 00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:05,623 Someone who still remembers there are rules 318 00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:07,759 other than House's. 319 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:11,162 If I don't play by House's rules, 320 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,630 he won't let me in. 321 00:14:12,698 --> 00:14:15,366 Find a way around them. 322 00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:18,569 I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying. 323 00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:20,972 Lying about a lie, 324 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,440 that's practically telling the truth. 325 00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:23,708 Catheter's in. 326 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:25,443 Start the calcium channel blocker drip. 327 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:28,113 Means I need another LP. Luckily, I know 328 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,247 where you can get one. 329 00:14:29,315 --> 00:14:31,850 You good here? Let's go. 330 00:14:35,387 --> 00:14:37,389 Mm. 331 00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:39,758 Decent stick. Very smooth. 332 00:14:39,825 --> 00:14:44,063 Sounds like you've had a few of these. 333 00:14:44,131 --> 00:14:45,965 Suppose that comes with the territory. 334 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:47,600 I have Huntington's. 335 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:49,903 No need to get hushed and solemn about it. 336 00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:54,140 Why are you lying about rehab? 337 00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,342 Because the real reason I was gone 338 00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,411 is not something I want to share. 339 00:14:58,479 --> 00:15:00,246 Couldn't you just say that? 340 00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:03,316 Should be enough for Foreman and the others. 341 00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:04,450 How long have you worked here? 342 00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:06,519 House's people have personalities 343 00:15:06,587 --> 00:15:09,488 that range from nosy to "pardon me while I do 344 00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:11,590 this cavity search." 345 00:15:11,658 --> 00:15:13,058 Do you think there's room for someone 346 00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:15,094 who does things differently? 347 00:15:18,632 --> 00:15:20,466 No. 348 00:15:20,534 --> 00:15:24,437 Not unless House decides that's what he wants. 349 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,641 (Foreman) During catheter removal, 350 00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:31,545 I got a good look at her cerebral midline. 351 00:15:31,612 --> 00:15:32,879 Pineal gland is calcified. 352 00:15:32,947 --> 00:15:34,514 (Thirteen) Case closed. 353 00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:35,782 I'll start her on hormone therapy. 354 00:15:35,849 --> 00:15:36,983 Ship her out. 355 00:15:37,051 --> 00:15:39,552 I handed in my log. 356 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:42,857 On your way to do that, 357 00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:46,327 did you happen to stop and give Thirteen an LP? 358 00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:49,598 Thirteen's stiff gate, small pupils, 359 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,435 and the raging headache she's hiding gave you away. 360 00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:56,406 Yes. And I still broke a rule. 361 00:15:56,474 --> 00:15:58,309 My rule. 362 00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:00,645 Told you to defy the man. Not this man. 363 00:16:00,713 --> 00:16:03,514 Why is it so wrong that I don't like to cheat? 364 00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,117 Can we go? 365 00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:07,118 No. 366 00:16:07,185 --> 00:16:08,753 Not liking it is fine. 367 00:16:08,821 --> 00:16:11,089 Not doing what you don't like makes you an eight-year-old. 368 00:16:11,157 --> 00:16:12,624 Wastes your potential. 369 00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:14,558 You want me to be like you. It's not going to happen. 370 00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:16,027 That's the last thing I want. 371 00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:18,229 'Cause then neither one of us would be exceptional. 372 00:16:20,531 --> 00:16:22,933 - You think I'm exceptional? - Not anymore. 373 00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:27,104 I can do my job without compromising. 374 00:16:28,406 --> 00:16:29,539 No, you can't. 375 00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,241 'Cause I'm not gonna let you. 376 00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:33,042 Internship's gone. 377 00:16:35,312 --> 00:16:37,146 It's time for Masters to say good-bye. 378 00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:39,549 Enjoy being a surgeon. 379 00:16:39,617 --> 00:16:41,317 You'll be fine. 380 00:16:51,825 --> 00:16:56,163 [Alarm rings] 381 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,903 [Clears throat] 382 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:05,206 Surgery. 383 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,775 Anatomy. 384 00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:08,978 Branches off the subclavian artery. 385 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,313 Vitamin C and D. V-I-T. 386 00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:15,218 Vitamin. V: Vertebral. I: Internal carotid-- 387 00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:21,690 internal thoracic. Internal thoracic. 388 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:25,161 T: Thyrocervical. 389 00:17:25,228 --> 00:17:27,162 C: Costocervical. 390 00:17:28,358 --> 00:17:29,492 [Camera snaps] 391 00:17:35,952 --> 00:17:39,154 Martha M. Masters. That's me. 392 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,206 I'm gonna be a surgeon. 393 00:17:41,256 --> 00:17:43,791 Next. 394 00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:48,029 Welcome to your surgical internship 395 00:17:48,097 --> 00:17:49,297 at P.P.T.H. 396 00:17:49,365 --> 00:17:51,800 The senior residents stand behind you. 397 00:17:51,868 --> 00:17:53,936 We'll all get to know each other soon enough. 398 00:17:54,004 --> 00:17:55,738 Grab a donut and get to work. 399 00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:57,039 We're out of donuts. 400 00:17:57,107 --> 00:17:59,108 Then, uh, get to work. 401 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:08,719 Little oozing. 402 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,754 Isolated the left subclavian. Suction. 403 00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:11,822 You got to do better than that. 404 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:12,990 Can't see a thing. 405 00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:17,894 Push calcium chloride. 406 00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:20,631 It will supercharge 407 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:21,798 the platelets 408 00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:24,568 and increase the clotting. 409 00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,573 Two amps calcium chloride. 410 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,108 Tell the blood bank to set up three units 411 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,076 of packed red cells. 412 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,415 Field is clear. 413 00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:41,485 Nice. 414 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,728 Generally speaking, 415 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,563 pledges aren't supposed to talk 416 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,498 unless they ask a question. 417 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,567 That's because, generally speaking, 418 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,268 pledges don't have anything to say. 419 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,241 Um, K.P. 420 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,744 Is that patient Kendall Pearson? 421 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,111 I thought she was discharged. 422 00:19:08,179 --> 00:19:09,646 Mm. It's a House case. 423 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,982 I never know what that guy's up to. 424 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:13,817 I want you to scrub in on my lung harvest. 425 00:19:13,884 --> 00:19:16,452 But it's my first day. 426 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,287 Yes, I know. I was there. 427 00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:19,755 Be scrubbed and ready in 15 minutes. 428 00:19:47,249 --> 00:19:48,249 What happened? 429 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,452 Last I heard, you were going home. 430 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,554 Kendall collapsed in the parking lot. 431 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,089 They're doing something 432 00:19:54,157 --> 00:19:57,059 called a "sympathectomy." 433 00:19:57,127 --> 00:19:59,596 She must've had a hypertensive crisis 434 00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:01,098 caused by a neural overstimulation 435 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:02,499 in her kidneys. 436 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,235 So they're cutting the nerves. 437 00:20:04,302 --> 00:20:05,569 It's like cutting the gas line 438 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,538 to an engine. 439 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,341 Yeah, sounds like what Dr. Taub said. 440 00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:12,076 Said it's basic surgery, but... 441 00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:13,477 It is. 442 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,513 You should still be on pace for a launch in 36 hours. 443 00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,849 Her mom's packing the boat now. 444 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:22,252 I'm supposed to pick up some dry ice. 445 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,321 But... 446 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:27,891 Nothing you can do for her here. 447 00:20:34,332 --> 00:20:39,037 [Sighs] Um... 448 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,338 We're just trying to help our daughter 449 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,640 reach her dream. 450 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,877 She's different. 451 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,513 So you have to be different. 452 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,085 I'll make sure she's okay. 453 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,289 Thanks. 454 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,526 [Pager beeps] 455 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,863 You can see the full lobular structure 456 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,798 of the left lung. [Gasps] 457 00:21:07,865 --> 00:21:09,333 Bifurcate innominate artery. 458 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,734 I've never seen one of those before. 459 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,636 Hold this, Masters. 460 00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:13,970 Rib spreaders. 461 00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,672 You guys okay if I pull a circulating nurse? 462 00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:16,806 We got a train wreck in O.R. ten. 463 00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:18,041 You got it. 464 00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:19,541 Proximal end attached. 465 00:21:21,912 --> 00:21:23,745 Can someone take the retractors from me? 466 00:21:23,813 --> 00:21:24,913 Not really. 467 00:21:24,981 --> 00:21:26,315 I have to use the bathroom. 468 00:21:26,383 --> 00:21:28,751 I know you're a rookie, but you got to be kidding. 469 00:21:28,818 --> 00:21:30,186 I'm not. It can wait. 470 00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:34,356 I'm gonna have an accident. 471 00:21:34,424 --> 00:21:36,292 Next one in line, grab it. 472 00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:46,602 - What's wrong? - Hypotension. 473 00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:47,603 Low cardiac output. 474 00:21:47,670 --> 00:21:49,504 Float the swan. 475 00:21:49,572 --> 00:21:51,639 Don't you have your own surgery? 476 00:21:51,707 --> 00:21:53,841 I took a break. I told them I had to pee. 477 00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:56,043 You lied. 478 00:21:57,545 --> 00:21:59,246 Small one. But it's a gateway lie. 479 00:21:59,313 --> 00:22:01,147 I care about the patient. 480 00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:02,549 Another lie. 481 00:22:02,616 --> 00:22:03,883 You care about being exceptional. 482 00:22:03,951 --> 00:22:05,885 I told her dad I was gonna take care of her. 483 00:22:05,953 --> 00:22:08,320 A third lie. 484 00:22:08,388 --> 00:22:09,822 Welcome to the slippery slope. 485 00:22:09,890 --> 00:22:11,490 (Taub) Ra is 8. 486 00:22:11,558 --> 00:22:12,892 Equalization of pressures. 487 00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:14,927 Means she has restrictive pericarditis. 488 00:22:14,995 --> 00:22:16,996 Add that to a calcified pineal gland. 489 00:22:17,063 --> 00:22:18,497 (House) When is a calcified pineal gland 490 00:22:18,565 --> 00:22:20,232 not a calcified 491 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,168 pineal gland? 492 00:22:22,235 --> 00:22:23,469 I realize, technically, it's never, but-- 493 00:22:23,536 --> 00:22:24,870 when it's a granuloma. 494 00:22:24,938 --> 00:22:26,539 It's Wegener's. We should start her on steroids. 495 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:27,673 (Masters) But she had a high CK. 496 00:22:27,741 --> 00:22:29,207 Wegener's wouldn't explain the-- 497 00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:30,642 dehydration does. 498 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:32,677 (Masters) Yes. But the calcified pineal 499 00:22:32,745 --> 00:22:33,578 could be sarcoidosis. 500 00:22:36,282 --> 00:22:38,383 You had me at "I had to pee." 501 00:22:38,451 --> 00:22:40,351 But Thirteen's right. 502 00:22:40,419 --> 00:22:42,520 Start her on three fold immunosuppressants. 503 00:22:42,588 --> 00:22:43,988 Masters, if you want to fight me on this, 504 00:22:44,056 --> 00:22:45,122 fill out a consult form 505 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:46,824 so you can stick around. 506 00:22:46,892 --> 00:22:48,526 Welcome back. 507 00:22:48,594 --> 00:22:51,329 I'm not back! 508 00:22:51,397 --> 00:22:53,198 I'll just be staying for this case. 509 00:22:57,938 --> 00:23:00,673 You got really good at this lying thing. 510 00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:12,185 Hope it was one hell of a whiz. 511 00:23:14,054 --> 00:23:15,588 I ran into Dr. House. 512 00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:19,158 He requested a surgical consult for his patient. 513 00:23:19,226 --> 00:23:22,294 House never asks for a consult. 514 00:23:22,362 --> 00:23:23,863 Something about this case, 515 00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:25,832 he needed a little more help. 516 00:23:25,899 --> 00:23:27,900 First day of your surgical internship, 517 00:23:27,968 --> 00:23:29,969 you want to be loaned out to another department. 518 00:23:30,037 --> 00:23:32,338 Interesting career move. 519 00:23:32,406 --> 00:23:34,407 Drop the form by my office. 520 00:23:34,475 --> 00:23:35,775 Don't stay away too long. 521 00:23:35,843 --> 00:23:38,244 I'm already well on my way to forgetting you. 522 00:23:45,385 --> 00:23:46,585 How about I take 523 00:23:46,653 --> 00:23:48,588 both you lovely ladies out for a drink? 524 00:23:48,655 --> 00:23:51,490 I'd love to. Except I think you're a cretin. 525 00:23:51,558 --> 00:23:53,292 And the last time she was at a bar 526 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,360 was ballet class. 527 00:23:54,428 --> 00:23:55,595 I didn't take-- 528 00:23:57,030 --> 00:23:58,631 Oh. [Snorts] That's funny. 529 00:23:58,699 --> 00:24:00,467 I'm gonna stay and run a few extra tests 530 00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:02,102 on House's patient. 531 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:03,637 This one lab value doesn't make sense to me. 532 00:24:03,704 --> 00:24:06,006 You're back with House? 533 00:24:06,074 --> 00:24:08,743 Mm. Just this one case. I'm not staying. 534 00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:11,145 I would kill for a chance to work with him. 535 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:15,149 Like, literally skin you and wear you as a disguise. 536 00:24:48,183 --> 00:24:49,684 [Chicken clucks] 537 00:25:23,921 --> 00:25:24,920 [Door opens] 538 00:25:39,501 --> 00:25:42,336 [Clucking noise] 539 00:25:42,404 --> 00:25:43,704 [Exclaims] 540 00:25:43,772 --> 00:25:44,739 [Door locks] 541 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:52,613 You want yours extra crispy or original recipe? 542 00:26:12,998 --> 00:26:15,299 Chickens! 543 00:26:18,069 --> 00:26:19,803 You ever get sick from poultry? 544 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:22,473 Um, a few months ago 545 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,311 from this pheasant-in-a-can my dad got me as a joke. 546 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:27,478 You think that's why I'm sick? 547 00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:28,646 I think that can was chock-full 548 00:26:28,714 --> 00:26:31,383 of a bacteria called salmonella enteritis. 549 00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:33,218 Likes to hang out in the bones. 550 00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:34,286 Let me know 551 00:26:34,354 --> 00:26:36,555 if any of this is tender or painful. 552 00:26:36,623 --> 00:26:38,924 Um, this bacteria thing, 553 00:26:38,992 --> 00:26:40,526 is this good news or bad? 554 00:26:40,593 --> 00:26:42,027 Well, if I'm right, 555 00:26:42,095 --> 00:26:45,298 that means all you'll need are antibiotics. 556 00:26:45,365 --> 00:26:48,301 And you'll be, uh, well, shipshape. 557 00:26:48,369 --> 00:26:50,636 Sorry. Couldn't resist. 558 00:26:54,008 --> 00:26:57,743 Did you always know that sailing was it for you? 559 00:26:57,811 --> 00:26:58,978 That it was the right thing? 560 00:26:59,046 --> 00:27:02,081 Didn't even start till I was ten. 561 00:27:02,149 --> 00:27:05,218 And at first, I was not a fan. 562 00:27:05,286 --> 00:27:07,587 Certainly there's plenty not to like about sailing. 563 00:27:07,655 --> 00:27:09,889 But now that you're so into it... 564 00:27:09,957 --> 00:27:11,157 Oh, no, there's still plenty of things 565 00:27:11,225 --> 00:27:12,759 I hate about it. 566 00:27:12,826 --> 00:27:15,428 I hate being wet. I hate being cold. 567 00:27:15,496 --> 00:27:17,330 I hate eating nothing but freeze-dried food. 568 00:27:17,398 --> 00:27:19,665 That is quite the endorsement. 569 00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:21,367 Sailing is amazing. 570 00:27:21,435 --> 00:27:24,369 But doesn't mean I love every second on the boat. 571 00:27:24,437 --> 00:27:26,471 Doing what you love means dealing 572 00:27:26,539 --> 00:27:28,406 with things you don't. 573 00:27:28,474 --> 00:27:29,874 If there were nothing to overcome, 574 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,575 it might not be that-- [Winces] 575 00:27:31,643 --> 00:27:32,710 Ow. 576 00:27:38,016 --> 00:27:40,684 Salmonella enteritis is a nice catch. 577 00:27:40,752 --> 00:27:42,653 Thanks. Starting on the soft tissue windows. 578 00:27:45,024 --> 00:27:46,725 Once this case is over, you going back to surgery? 579 00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:49,228 That's the plan. 580 00:27:50,998 --> 00:27:53,266 I think that's a mistake. 581 00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,001 I think you should go back to surgery. 582 00:27:55,069 --> 00:27:58,171 I just said I was. 583 00:27:58,239 --> 00:28:00,774 No. You said it was your plan. 584 00:28:00,842 --> 00:28:02,842 Which means House might be right. 585 00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:06,580 And you might be lying to yourself. 586 00:28:06,648 --> 00:28:08,481 Would it be so terrible? 587 00:28:08,549 --> 00:28:10,617 You chose House over surgery. 588 00:28:10,684 --> 00:28:12,252 My time here changed me 589 00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:16,089 in ways not everyone in my life thought was for the better. 590 00:28:16,157 --> 00:28:18,324 No masses. Moving on to bone windows. 591 00:28:23,631 --> 00:28:25,332 Are those people right? 592 00:28:28,169 --> 00:28:30,204 I think when you do change, 593 00:28:30,271 --> 00:28:32,005 it's not so simple to go back. 594 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,075 There. 595 00:28:35,143 --> 00:28:37,678 In the humerus. 596 00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:41,749 Doesn't look like an infection. 597 00:28:41,817 --> 00:28:43,784 That's because it looks like cancer. 598 00:28:55,098 --> 00:28:58,200 You have lymphoid sarcoma. 599 00:28:58,267 --> 00:29:00,235 A cancer in the bone in your arm. 600 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:05,441 Am I going to be okay? 601 00:29:05,509 --> 00:29:07,911 It's a treatable cancer. 602 00:29:07,978 --> 00:29:10,146 But part of that treatment 603 00:29:10,214 --> 00:29:11,648 involves amputating your arm. 604 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,617 I'm sorry. 605 00:29:13,684 --> 00:29:15,652 There's nothing else? 606 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:20,557 We can do chemo and radiation 607 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,891 after the amputation. 608 00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:24,560 I don't mean after. I mean instead of. 609 00:29:24,628 --> 00:29:26,028 If I leave soon, I still have time 610 00:29:26,096 --> 00:29:27,296 to break the record. 611 00:29:27,364 --> 00:29:29,298 Honey, you can't be serious. 612 00:29:29,366 --> 00:29:30,633 I feel fine. 613 00:29:30,701 --> 00:29:32,301 Last night, they thought it was an infection. 614 00:29:32,369 --> 00:29:33,503 We know it's cancer. 615 00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:35,037 We ran the biopsy three times. 616 00:29:35,105 --> 00:29:36,605 You don't know 617 00:29:36,673 --> 00:29:38,040 how fast-- Postponing the surgery 618 00:29:38,108 --> 00:29:40,109 could increase the likelihood that the cancer will spread. 619 00:29:40,176 --> 00:29:42,478 Kendall, you need to think about what the doctor's saying. 620 00:29:42,545 --> 00:29:43,512 I'm thinking 621 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,080 about the sail. 622 00:29:45,148 --> 00:29:46,549 Like I have since I was ten. 623 00:29:46,616 --> 00:29:48,417 Don't take this away from me. 624 00:29:48,485 --> 00:29:50,587 It's just a month. 625 00:29:50,654 --> 00:29:52,555 I can take extra precautions. 626 00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:53,957 I'll Skype you every day and I can fly back 627 00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:54,991 if something goes wrong. 628 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,493 She'll be risking her life. 629 00:29:56,561 --> 00:29:58,895 I think we need to discuss this as a family. 630 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,300 You're considering this? 631 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,038 Your daughter's condition-- 632 00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:11,041 Thank you, Dr. Masters. 633 00:30:40,122 --> 00:30:43,257 She's not budging. She wants to launch tomorrow. 634 00:30:43,325 --> 00:30:44,659 She's a minor. 635 00:30:44,727 --> 00:30:48,062 You sign the consent form, we can do the surgery. 636 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:50,699 Amputation can be an emo-- 637 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,169 She's talked my wife into agreeing with her. 638 00:30:55,205 --> 00:30:57,173 One parent's signature is enough. 639 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,113 She needs you to be a parent. 640 00:31:04,181 --> 00:31:07,049 You're asking me to blow up my family. 641 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,885 I'm asking you to save your family. 642 00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:13,621 On her first solo Atlantic crossing, 643 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:16,557 she scheduled a court date 644 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:17,892 to become an emancipated minor. 645 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:23,497 She'll do it again and she'll win. 646 00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:27,067 She is gonna do what she's gonna do 647 00:31:27,134 --> 00:31:28,735 with or without me. 648 00:31:31,239 --> 00:31:33,140 I'd rather have it be with. 649 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,595 I'm stuck. 650 00:31:53,663 --> 00:31:55,197 No, you're not. 651 00:31:55,264 --> 00:31:57,533 Case is over. You're back to surgery. 652 00:32:00,237 --> 00:32:02,839 And fetch. 653 00:32:02,907 --> 00:32:05,308 Oh, that's a good boy. 654 00:32:05,376 --> 00:32:06,910 Oh, that's a good boy. 655 00:32:06,977 --> 00:32:08,678 Hey, good boy. 656 00:32:10,481 --> 00:32:11,948 No one will stop Kendall's sail. 657 00:32:12,016 --> 00:32:13,416 You need to step in. 658 00:32:13,484 --> 00:32:15,819 Sign on the door says I'm a diagnostician. 659 00:32:15,886 --> 00:32:17,321 Cool diagnosis means I'm finished. 660 00:32:17,388 --> 00:32:19,389 She could die. 661 00:32:19,457 --> 00:32:21,458 Pretty sure the law of the land states 662 00:32:21,526 --> 00:32:23,894 that everyone has the right to be an idiot. 663 00:32:23,962 --> 00:32:25,463 I think it's the second amendment. Fetch! 664 00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:29,734 Bring it here, boy. 665 00:32:29,801 --> 00:32:32,370 Who's a good boy? 666 00:32:32,437 --> 00:32:35,439 You are constantly railing against hypocrisy, 667 00:32:35,507 --> 00:32:37,041 forcing people to face the truth. 668 00:32:37,109 --> 00:32:39,243 This time nothing? 669 00:32:39,311 --> 00:32:41,579 Yeah. 'Cause they faced the truth. 670 00:32:41,646 --> 00:32:42,913 And made a decision 671 00:32:42,981 --> 00:32:45,849 that will in all likelihood kill their daughter. 672 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,986 I'm fine with that. 673 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:51,622 I wanted a diagnosis. I got it. 674 00:32:51,689 --> 00:32:54,192 What do you want? 675 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:56,528 I don't want her to die. 676 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:59,298 Break the rules. 677 00:33:00,967 --> 00:33:02,901 I can't. 678 00:33:05,305 --> 00:33:07,640 So coloring inside the lines is more important to you 679 00:33:07,708 --> 00:33:09,609 than saving this girl's life? 680 00:33:11,445 --> 00:33:13,113 I was wrong about one thing, 681 00:33:13,181 --> 00:33:16,050 you are not exceptional. 682 00:33:16,118 --> 00:33:19,387 And fetch! 683 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,490 Ho ho ho. Oh, that's a good boy. 684 00:33:21,558 --> 00:33:26,562 Good boy. Good boy. 685 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,996 [Knocking at door] 686 00:33:28,064 --> 00:33:29,198 Dr. Wilson. 687 00:33:29,265 --> 00:33:31,367 Um, I'd like to get your advice 688 00:33:31,435 --> 00:33:33,336 about a cancer patient. 689 00:33:33,403 --> 00:33:36,072 Kendall Pearson. Oncology rounds. 690 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,474 Everyone's talking about it. [Winces] 691 00:33:38,541 --> 00:33:40,075 Are you okay? 692 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,377 Yeah, my back's acting up. 693 00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:45,313 Oh. Um... 694 00:33:45,381 --> 00:33:48,049 So what would you do? 695 00:33:48,117 --> 00:33:50,017 I would keep trying to convince her 696 00:33:50,085 --> 00:33:51,385 to have the surgery. 697 00:33:51,453 --> 00:33:54,155 And if she kept saying no? 698 00:33:54,223 --> 00:33:56,157 I would just keep-- [Winces] 699 00:33:56,225 --> 00:33:58,059 Keep--keep trying. 700 00:34:00,529 --> 00:34:01,863 I know there's a chicken under there. 701 00:34:01,930 --> 00:34:03,564 Oh, thank God. 702 00:34:03,632 --> 00:34:05,433 It's pecked through 703 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:08,169 one pair of my loafers. 704 00:34:08,237 --> 00:34:11,006 [Chicken clucks] 705 00:34:14,411 --> 00:34:15,444 So that's all you'd do? 706 00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,847 That's all you can do. 707 00:34:19,316 --> 00:34:20,183 Is it? 708 00:34:21,886 --> 00:34:24,019 [Chicken clucks] 709 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,161 Isn't that House's chicken? 710 00:34:33,228 --> 00:34:34,328 Disgusting beasts. 711 00:34:34,396 --> 00:34:35,663 I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet. 712 00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:36,997 So call it off. 713 00:34:37,065 --> 00:34:39,366 And lose $20? 714 00:34:39,434 --> 00:34:42,168 Listen, House was in 715 00:34:42,236 --> 00:34:44,437 the exact same situation Kendall's in. 716 00:34:44,505 --> 00:34:46,339 He needed surgery, but he didn't want it. 717 00:34:46,406 --> 00:34:47,807 Once he was in medically-induced coma, 718 00:34:47,875 --> 00:34:48,942 his girlfriend signed 719 00:34:49,009 --> 00:34:50,943 the consent form as his proxy. 720 00:34:51,011 --> 00:34:52,311 They went ahead with the surgery 721 00:34:52,379 --> 00:34:53,379 against his will. 722 00:34:53,447 --> 00:34:56,149 Probably saved his life. 723 00:34:56,216 --> 00:34:58,885 So she did the right thing? 724 00:34:58,953 --> 00:35:01,922 Depends on who you ask. 725 00:35:03,625 --> 00:35:04,491 (House) Fetch! 726 00:35:06,862 --> 00:35:08,896 (Wilson) No! No! 727 00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:18,941 (Man) Excuse me. 728 00:35:19,009 --> 00:35:20,576 Who's responsible for this chicken? 729 00:35:20,644 --> 00:35:22,578 Does anyone know 730 00:35:22,646 --> 00:35:23,880 who owns the chicken? 731 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:27,049 That bird belongs to... 732 00:35:27,116 --> 00:35:30,452 Dr. Gregory House. 733 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,454 [Chicken clucks] 734 00:36:07,821 --> 00:36:10,389 You need to do this surgery. 735 00:36:10,457 --> 00:36:11,690 I will. 736 00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:12,791 Now. 737 00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:14,459 We've been through this. 738 00:36:14,527 --> 00:36:16,127 I'm leaving today. 739 00:36:16,195 --> 00:36:17,795 It's a stupid record. 740 00:36:17,863 --> 00:36:19,530 It's not about the record. 741 00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:24,602 I used to race against other people. 742 00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:27,038 I could have the slowest boat in the fleet and I'd win. 743 00:36:27,106 --> 00:36:29,474 So it's about being better than everyone else? 744 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:32,611 It has nothing to do with anybody except me. 745 00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:36,882 The other racers would think I was crazy. 746 00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:38,752 I'd set off on some tacking angle 747 00:36:38,819 --> 00:36:39,986 that made no sense to them 748 00:36:40,054 --> 00:36:45,158 because they couldn't see what I saw. 749 00:36:45,226 --> 00:36:47,093 I could sense the changes in the wind 750 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,428 before they even happened. 751 00:36:52,398 --> 00:36:55,400 At the top of the game, you play by different rules. 752 00:37:02,506 --> 00:37:05,374 Medicine's gonna burn a little bit. 753 00:37:20,058 --> 00:37:22,593 [Pager beeps] 754 00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:28,565 (Foreman) Bradycardic arrest. Third degree heart block. 755 00:37:28,633 --> 00:37:29,799 Likely paraneoplastic syndrome. 756 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:31,601 We need to get her to the O.R. 757 00:37:31,669 --> 00:37:32,969 For pacemaker or plasmapheresis. 758 00:37:33,037 --> 00:37:38,141 [Alarm beeping] 759 00:37:38,209 --> 00:37:39,643 What's going on? 760 00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:41,678 The cancer is causing her heart to slow down. 761 00:37:41,746 --> 00:37:44,115 We have to get her to the O.R. and treat her. 762 00:37:44,182 --> 00:37:45,783 This is what I was worried about. 763 00:37:45,851 --> 00:37:47,719 If this had happened at sea, she would be dead. 764 00:37:47,786 --> 00:37:49,454 Oh, my God. 765 00:37:49,522 --> 00:37:52,491 We need you to sign the consent form. 766 00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:55,294 Authorize us to amputate her arm. 767 00:38:06,974 --> 00:38:10,275 [Exhales] 768 00:38:15,348 --> 00:38:17,148 (Chase) Subclavian access established. 769 00:38:17,216 --> 00:38:18,983 Temporary pacer ready. Don't need it. 770 00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:20,050 Push calcium chloride. 771 00:38:20,118 --> 00:38:21,018 It'll fix the heart block. 772 00:38:23,288 --> 00:38:25,923 Bradycardia was me. 773 00:38:25,991 --> 00:38:27,859 You did this? 774 00:38:27,927 --> 00:38:32,565 Parents signed the consent form. 775 00:38:32,632 --> 00:38:34,901 Amputate her arm. 776 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,587 What happened? 777 00:39:01,558 --> 00:39:02,825 You had a cardiac episode 778 00:39:02,893 --> 00:39:04,794 that required us to bring you into the O.R. 779 00:39:04,862 --> 00:39:07,130 That crisis resolved, but-- 780 00:39:07,198 --> 00:39:10,066 What did you do? What did you do? 781 00:39:10,134 --> 00:39:11,401 During surgery, we found cancer 782 00:39:11,469 --> 00:39:13,169 in a lymph node in your neck. 783 00:39:13,237 --> 00:39:15,072 So you cut off my arm? Cancer was already spreading. 784 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:16,473 It had to be done. 785 00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:18,675 [Crying] I told you I didn't want this. 786 00:39:18,743 --> 00:39:20,610 If we had waited until after the sail was over 787 00:39:20,678 --> 00:39:23,246 you would have died. 788 00:39:23,314 --> 00:39:26,616 [Crying] That record. That was everything. 789 00:39:26,684 --> 00:39:28,585 (Bobby) It wasn't everything. 790 00:39:28,653 --> 00:39:31,822 You have a life. A future. 791 00:39:31,890 --> 00:39:33,390 You weren't supposed to do this. How could you? 792 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,825 Because we love you. 793 00:39:36,695 --> 00:39:37,695 I hate you. 794 00:39:37,762 --> 00:39:40,665 I hate both of you. 795 00:39:40,732 --> 00:39:43,734 Okay. 796 00:39:51,409 --> 00:39:53,210 My arm. 797 00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:09,459 My arm. 798 00:40:11,229 --> 00:40:16,066 Dr. Masters, thank you. 799 00:40:26,377 --> 00:40:29,045 [Alarm rings] 800 00:40:47,265 --> 00:40:50,500 Someone has got their pouty face on. 801 00:40:50,568 --> 00:40:51,768 I did things 802 00:40:51,835 --> 00:40:53,402 no doctor in their right mind would do. 803 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:55,037 Good. 804 00:40:55,105 --> 00:40:58,240 I manipulated, lied, forged, stole. 805 00:40:58,308 --> 00:40:59,675 I don't want to know the specifics. 806 00:40:59,743 --> 00:41:00,876 Might be called to testify. 807 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,651 I broke the rules because I believed I was right. 808 00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,186 You were right. 809 00:41:11,254 --> 00:41:13,255 Then why don't I feel good or satisfied? 810 00:41:13,323 --> 00:41:15,290 Instead, I just feel like throwing up. 811 00:41:15,358 --> 00:41:18,060 And you're following me to ask how I break the rules 812 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:19,294 and maintain my rosy demeanor. 813 00:41:19,362 --> 00:41:20,262 [Knocks at door] 814 00:41:20,330 --> 00:41:21,630 I didn't do it to be happy. 815 00:41:21,698 --> 00:41:25,200 I just thought I would be. 816 00:41:25,268 --> 00:41:29,539 You can't always get what you want. 817 00:41:29,606 --> 00:41:31,440 To the victor of the spoils. 818 00:41:31,508 --> 00:41:33,976 Your bird recover okay? 819 00:41:34,044 --> 00:41:35,211 Physically, yes. 820 00:41:35,279 --> 00:41:38,081 Emotionally, it was a long night. 821 00:41:38,149 --> 00:41:40,350 Next week: Ferrets? 822 00:41:43,154 --> 00:41:44,754 House. 823 00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:51,128 I can't do it. 824 00:41:51,195 --> 00:41:53,230 I'm leaving. 825 00:41:55,766 --> 00:41:57,566 Surgery? 826 00:42:00,971 --> 00:42:03,472 I...don't know what I'm going to do. 827 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:06,009 But I do know I don't want to be here. 828 00:42:15,987 --> 00:42:17,921 Nothing will ever be simple again. 829 00:42:21,292 --> 00:42:23,159 I'm fine with that. 830 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:32,234 ♪ You can't always get what you want ♪ 831 00:42:32,301 --> 00:42:35,437 ♪ and if you try sometime ♪ 832 00:42:35,505 --> 00:42:37,672 ♪ you'll find ♪ 833 00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:40,074 ♪ you'll get what you need ♪ 834 00:42:40,142 --> 00:42:41,475 [Chicken clucks] 835 00:42:44,513 --> 00:42:46,514 [Laughs] 836 00:42:48,184 --> 00:42:52,087 ♪ You can't always get what you want ♪ 837 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:56,759 ♪ but if you try sometimes ♪ 838 00:42:56,827 --> 00:42:59,162 ♪ well, you might find ♪ 839 00:42:59,229 --> 00:43:01,698 ♪ you get what you need ♪ 840 00:43:01,766 --> 00:43:02,732 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 841 00:43:02,757 --> 00:43:06,757 == sync, corrected by elderman ==