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30% incline.
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Impressive.
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Peter McNeil, NISA.
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Don't even think about it.
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Ooo, nice stall.
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- Federal Agents!
- Nobody hack!
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You're coming with us.
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DAD: Here comes the ice cream monster!
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Hon?
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Boy, you Dutch sure like your orange.
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We're proud.
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Lose a lot of agents with
the outfit, but we're proud.
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All right, here's the deal.
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We caught three of your guys
spying in our country.
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You want them back, return us our agent.
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I suppose six months torturing your
poor little NISA agent is enough.
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Next time don't spy on the Dutch!
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Hey, guys.
How do ya like my beard?
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InSecurity SO1E11 Going Dutch
Sync & Corrected by Kiasuseven
www. addic7ed. com
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♪ Well now the sun
ain't shinin' no more ♪
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♪ I don't know why
but I've seen it before ♪
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♪ Ain't got no joy
No man to lean on ♪
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♪ He leaves my soul on
the floor like a doll ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ♪
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Hey guys, we're all set up.
Burt's gonna be here soon.
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Oh, the party's in here.
The Finger Screen has arrived.
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All the function of a computer,
a phone, and a camera
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In the space between two fingers.
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He won't stop playing with it.
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Bigger, smaller, sideways.
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- It's awesome.
- Wow, that is cool.
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No one told me we were developing this.
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Ah, secrets, Alex.
This agency's built on them.
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My alcoholic grandfather told me
that right before he promoted me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tiger!
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This prototype is worth 15 mil.
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Plus I've almost got
the Fatbooth app loaded.
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Come on, we should lock it up.
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Good call. A lotta countries are
after this. No one else has it.
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Gotcha! Haha!
Fat JoJo coming up.
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Peter.
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Okay, okay.
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Zzzuup!
Putting away the awesome.
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- Hey, Burt!
- Hey-aay, wow!
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Wow.
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There he is.
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Welcome back old friend.
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Hey. Oh. Hey.
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- Whoa.
- Ah.
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Thanks. It's good to be back.
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Oh, here.
I got you something.
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How sweet.
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That's not my body.
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No. I didn't have any
pictures of us together.
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Well, it's the thought that counts.
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CLAUDE: Hi, Burt.
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Hey.
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Um, I-I got you this.
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Oh, a stapler. Thanks.
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It's yours.
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Yeah. Well, thanks again.
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Oh, ah, I also got you this.
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- My lamp?
- Yes.
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- Just give him all of his stuff back.
- Fine.
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I'll miss the tape caddy the most.
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So what are we doing for Burt?
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Just sushi, some snacks.
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Oh, and this great How to
Integrate Yourself
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Back into Society After
Being Imprisoned DVD,
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narrated by John Cleese.
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No, I meant as far as surveillance goes,
keeping an eye on him.
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Surveillance on Burt?
That's harsh. He just got back.
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He's been the prisoner of a
foreign agency for six months.
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- I don't need a mole in my shop.
- Come on, it's Burt.
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He's hardly smart enough
to be a single agent
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- Let alone a double agent.
- Really?
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Is he the dumb one or is he
so smart he's been playing us?
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He's the dumb one.
Still, doesn't hurt to be thorough.
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So what do we got?
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Tracking chemicals baked into
his welcome-back cupcakes.
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You can put a tracking
device in a cupcake?
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Little tip.
Don't eat the vowels.
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- So, captive for six months.
- Yeah.
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How was it?
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Lonely. Dark.
Kinda spider-ey.
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A room? A box? A pit?
My favourite was the pit.
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N'udu, the man just got back.
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No, no. It's okay.
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It's probably good for me
to talk about it.
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Start at the beginning,
leave out no detail.
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Well, they kept me in a
small room, by myself,
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Really, maybe it's better
to keep it all inside.
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No heat.
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A couple times I woke up
next to frozen rats.
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Then they made me eat the frozen rats.
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They're not so bad once
you get past the texture
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Of the tail and the cold little feet.
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All right, that's enough.
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What's with him?
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No one knows for sure.
Rumour has it he was captured
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And spent time in a Siberian prison.
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Really? Tell me more.
Leave out no details.
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He won't talk about it.
I've tried everything.
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Alcohol, truth serum, shock treatment.
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His mind's a fortress.
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Here, I made these for you. Eat them.
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Thanks, JoJo.
Did you miss me?
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Just eat them.
And, yes, despite myself.
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- Really? How much?
- Don't push it.
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- I heard there was a funeral for me.
- How was it?
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- I heard good things.
- You didn't go?
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I baked cupcakes for
your return, instead.
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You didn't go because you never
gave up hope that I was still alive.
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Yes.
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Eat a cupcake.
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Being alone in this room must
remind you of your captivity.
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Not really.
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I'm just warming up a raspberry flakie.
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I don't trust JoJo's cupcakes.
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Of course.
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Warming it up...
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to fight the Siberian chill
that's penetrated your bones.
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Well, if I tell
you what happened,
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I am all ears.
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Remember, include every detail.
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Twenty-eight years ago
I was working undercover
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As a surgeon in Moscow,
when my cover was blown
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By one of the Russian
models I was dating.
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The middle of the night,
three models in,
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I was jumped by a dozen KGB agents
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And shipped to a work camp in Siberia.
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I can still feel my frostbitten fingers
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Clutching the cold ice pick
in the dark frozen coal mine,
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Sucking on an icicle for warmth.
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- It sounds horrific.
- Yes, it was.
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I'm jealous.
Tell it again.
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Mmm. Mm, Alex.
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I made you something while
I was in Dutch prison.
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Oh, thanks.
What is it?
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It's a little you,
made out of rat bones.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm really sorry about what happened.
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But I want you to know,
we never gave up hope.
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Except for the memorial service.
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Yeah, kinda jumped the gun on that one.
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That guy, Richard, is just a temp.
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No, I get it.
It was all pretty crazy.
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One minute I'm sitting in
a quaint little Amsterdam cafe
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Eating a stale brownie,
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The next I'm in a Dutch prison
wearing nothing but underpants.
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I think they were mine.
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You're back now in your own undies
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And that's the important thing.
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If there's anything I can do.
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I wouldn't mind stepping
out for a few hours.
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A few things fell through the cracks
while I was in a foreign prison
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- For six months eating meals out of
a bucket. - Really sorry.
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- Just fighting this whole
eviction thing. - That's terrible.
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I mean, sure, I thought
NISA woulda covered it
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While I was locked away in the service
of my country, but that's cool.
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Take as much time as you need.
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Thanks.
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Oh, Richard, um, we need to talk.
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Alex, do you know where Burt is?
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Yeah, he went home to
talk to his landlord.
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Poor guy's getting evicted.
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I think I'm gonna have to fire Richard.
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Maybe not.
The cupcake tracker just came online.
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And it appears that Burt
is walking around
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Little Holland right now.
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What?
We have a Little Holland?
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Yeah, sketchy part of town
full of stoners on bicycles.
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- N'udu, call Burt.
- I'm on it.
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You've reached Barry...
Bev... And Burt.
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And we're the Wilsons.
Leave a message.
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Burt lives with his parents?
Why would he lie to me?
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He's a mole!
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I'm not sure what is worse,
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That he's a mole or that
he lives with his parents.
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- Parents.
- Definitely.
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So, how are things at your apartment?
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Not bad. It looks like my landlord
won't evict me after all.
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You live with your parents.
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Ah, well, evicted might
be the wrong word.
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My parents have converted
my bedroom into a storage space
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For their hockey gear.
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They're moving me into the shed.
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Oh, really? And you were
just sorting all that out,
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In Little Holland?
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- Uh...
- Busted.
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- He's a mole.
- Dutch style.
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I'm not a mole.
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If you must know, you nosey sneaks,
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I was in Little Holland to get pancakes.
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Yeah, sure.
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Excuse me if I developed
a taste for Dutch food
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while you abandoned me in
a damp prison for half a year.
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You awful, awful people.
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Ya.
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It's me, Agent Orange.
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Right on time. Listen closely.
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You have one hour to give us a hand job.
What?
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You know, the NISA technology.
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You do jobs on it with your hands?
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Oh, the Finger Screen.
Ya, ya.
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In Dutch, we say hand job.
It doesn't quite translate.
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Look, Hans, it's heavily protected.
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It's gonna take me a while...
No excuses.
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We must have it.
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Canada's reign as world
superpower will soon be over.
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You have one hour!
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JoJo. This is Richard and
Vanessa from the PM's office.
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I told them I'd give them a demo
of the Finger Screen.
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Oh, sure. Let me just initialize
the disarming sequence.
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- Oh, dang it!
- Something wrong?
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00:10:06,752 --> 00:10:08,653
Uh, my stapler doesn't work.
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Oh. I'll take it.
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Nah, nah, no.
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PETER: Wait until you guys
see this thing.
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The PM's gonna wet himself.
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JOJO: The Finger Screen sits on
a weight-sensitive plate.
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One milligram off and the
whole room fills with gas.
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It's extremely secure.
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Check it out.
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Just drag and drop with your nose.
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00:10:32,746 --> 00:10:34,815
Alex. You gotta see this
hilarious YouTube video.
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I really don't have time.
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It's got a lion cub.
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Not now, Burt.
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Makin' friends with a bunny.
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Aa-ah, sweet.
Mmhmm.
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Hey, everybody,
come check out this video.
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It's three minutes long, but, trust me,
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The good stuff comes at
the end, the very end.
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You might think it's over, but it's not.
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So, you gotta stay for the end,
all the way to the end.
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Bunnies!
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00:11:02,677 --> 00:11:04,779
Aww-aw!
239
00:11:06,381 --> 00:11:08,151
Awww!
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00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,184
Oh!
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Oh my God, that was disgusting.
Bunnies everywhere.
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00:11:40,348 --> 00:11:41,915
Let's watch it again?
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- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Okay, back to work.
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Wait.
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- Hm?
- No. No.
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00:12:03,738 --> 00:12:05,239
Yeah.
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Hah. I can't believe that worked.
250
00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:12,411
Why would you do that with your baby?
251
00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,594
Hey, guys!
252
00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:30,328
Where's the Finger Screen?
253
00:12:30,431 --> 00:12:33,166
Tanya and Brooke are jazzed to see it.
254
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,670
I've got it. I'm on my way.
255
00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,639
Excellent work, Agent Orange.
256
00:12:42,774 --> 00:12:47,577
But if I'm not in possession of the hand
job in 20 minutes, your parents will die.
257
00:12:47,712 --> 00:12:49,079
I wanna talk to them.
258
00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,513
Make it snappy.
The clock is ticking.
259
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:54,618
Burtie?
260
00:12:54,719 --> 00:12:56,086
Dad! Are you okay?
261
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:57,787
Don't give into
these Dutch bastards.
262
00:12:57,854 --> 00:13:01,724
- Your mother and I had a good run.
- I'm ready to die for this country.
263
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:03,225
Mom, no!
264
00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,361
Besides, I've cooked up a little scheme.
265
00:13:05,462 --> 00:13:07,129
Don't do anything stupid.
266
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:09,699
The second one of these
bozos has his back turned,
267
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,802
I'm gonna take the kitchen knife to him,
268
00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,437
Jason Bourne-style.
269
00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:14,904
Sounds like a solid plan.
270
00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:16,472
Okay, that's enough.
271
00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:18,208
Jorgi, put the kitchen knives away.
272
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,178
Tick-tock, little soldier.
273
00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:21,980
Oh, you bastards.
274
00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:23,981
You bastards!
275
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:26,150
JoJo, do you have a lock on Burt?
276
00:13:26,217 --> 00:13:28,085
Got him.
He's heading south on Bank.
277
00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:30,153
Sure about that?
Because you seemed pretty sure
278
00:13:30,254 --> 00:13:32,321
About your box of gassy
lasers over there.
279
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:35,124
I thought it was foolproof.
It wasn't even Burt proof.
280
00:13:35,259 --> 00:13:37,560
I thought you were some
kinda genius or somethin'.
281
00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:40,129
It's like while Burt was gone
I became less intelligent.
282
00:13:40,264 --> 00:13:42,865
I musta relied on his
idiocy to scare me smart.
283
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:46,336
Take the reins before
I compromise us all.
284
00:13:46,437 --> 00:13:50,108
Oo-ho-kay.
Back in the saddle!
285
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,410
So what are we lookin' at, here?
286
00:13:52,478 --> 00:13:54,412
Is the green thing us?
287
00:13:54,481 --> 00:13:56,381
Okay, let's split up.
288
00:13:56,516 --> 00:13:59,483
- You guys go that way,
I'll head this way. - Okay.
289
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:01,452
Claude, maybe your experience in Siberia
290
00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:03,621
Could help us understand
Burt's frame of mind.
291
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:05,122
Oh, I don't think so.
292
00:14:05,223 --> 00:14:07,091
- What experience?
- Nothing.
293
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,126
Claude is being modest.
294
00:14:09,194 --> 00:14:11,362
He suffered a terrible
ordeal in Siberia.
295
00:14:11,363 --> 00:14:13,363
Is that what he told you?,
296
00:14:13,465 --> 00:14:16,099
I may have exaggerated a bit.
297
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,669
Siberia was a Russian
restaurant on Wellington Street
298
00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:21,970
And he locked himself
inside a walk-in fridge.
299
00:14:22,038 --> 00:14:23,472
It was still cold.
300
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,975
He was stuck in there
over the long weekend.
301
00:14:26,042 --> 00:14:28,411
For months after that
we called him Mr. Freeze.
302
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,180
This is very disappointing.
303
00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:31,714
It was hilarious.
304
00:14:31,782 --> 00:14:34,652
We found him Monday with his clothes
stuffed with cabbage. Remember?
305
00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,154
It was lettuce and it saved my life.
306
00:14:37,222 --> 00:14:39,523
Come on.
307
00:14:39,856 --> 00:14:42,625
Okay team, the little blinky light
just turned right onto 5th.
308
00:14:42,693 --> 00:14:45,161
For those who don't know,
Burt is the light.
309
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:47,197
That's right, right?
310
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,568
What happened?
311
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:52,702
I don't know.
We've lost the signal.
312
00:14:52,703 --> 00:14:54,603
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
313
00:14:54,671 --> 00:14:58,439
I thought I put enough tracking powder
in those cupcakes to make Burt sterile.
314
00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,077
Something must be
messing with the signal.
315
00:15:01,144 --> 00:15:03,111
Are you sure you put enough
anti-tracking powder
316
00:15:03,245 --> 00:15:04,612
On Burt's pancakes?
317
00:15:04,713 --> 00:15:07,183
Ya. I put enough in to
shrink his testicles
318
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,887
To the size of lingonberries.
319
00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:12,454
- This way!
- No, over here!
320
00:15:13,022 --> 00:15:14,689
There he is!
321
00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:17,127
I got you!
322
00:15:17,529 --> 00:15:19,395
Where did you get this?
323
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:21,798
Some guy paid me 20 bucks to wear it.
324
00:15:21,899 --> 00:15:23,265
Pretty cool, right?
325
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,034
Don't say "cool" around my friend.
326
00:15:25,169 --> 00:15:27,703
He's done some hard time
in a refrigeration unit.
327
00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,409
Okay, that's enough running for today.
328
00:15:32,544 --> 00:15:34,444
You don't understand.
Oh, I understand.
329
00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:36,413
You're upset we didn't
rescue you sooner.
330
00:15:36,547 --> 00:15:38,549
Hey, man, we all have
our workplace gripes,
331
00:15:38,617 --> 00:15:41,452
But air them out in my office,
use the suggestion box.
332
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,120
The Dutch have my parents!
333
00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:46,255
- Not Barry and Bev. They're
like cute garden gnomes. - I know.
334
00:15:46,391 --> 00:15:47,790
Okay, we'll figure something out.
335
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,026
- There's no time!
- Hey!
336
00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:52,096
I'm sorry.
Don't follow me.
337
00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:55,867
Oh, I can't wait to fill out
employee evaluations this year.
338
00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:02,704
- Mom.
- Burtie!
339
00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:05,173
Right on time, little man.
Where's the Finger Screen?
340
00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:07,742
Don't do this, boy.
Dad, it's okay.
341
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,813
Here. Now, untie my parents.
342
00:16:10,948 --> 00:16:13,119
Oh, God. My son has committed treason.
343
00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:15,552
He's gone the way of his Uncle Ronnie.
344
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:18,754
HANS: Oh, my goodness, this thing
is as awesome as I predicted.
345
00:16:18,889 --> 00:16:20,823
Oh-ho, Fatbooth!
346
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:23,159
- What's this?
- Use it.
347
00:16:24,228 --> 00:16:25,961
How do I close this? Hans?
348
00:16:26,063 --> 00:16:28,030
- Jorgi, run!
- Hey!
349
00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:30,767
You can thank Mr. Jackie
Chan for this, Dutchie!
350
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:32,267
Hi-ya!
351
00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:35,405
Aim at his head, Bev, so he
knows it's a kill shot!
352
00:16:35,471 --> 00:16:37,405
Copy that. How ya doin', Burtie?
353
00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:39,709
Just need a few more
minutes with this guy.
354
00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:42,545
- Aaaah!
- I'm no one's patsy, you hear me?
355
00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:44,313
- I hear ya, Burt.
- Alex?
356
00:16:44,449 --> 00:16:47,350
Alex! I haven't seen you
since Burt's job interview.
357
00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:49,419
Come on. This way.
358
00:16:53,589 --> 00:16:56,390
We've got to get the Finger Screen.
359
00:16:56,524 --> 00:17:00,528
Drop your weapons or
Pancake Boy gets it!
360
00:17:04,239 --> 00:17:06,138
Where the hell are we?
361
00:17:06,273 --> 00:17:08,175
I smell something.
362
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:10,677
Whoa. Watch out, dude.
363
00:17:10,745 --> 00:17:13,647
Stoner on bike. Dear God!
We're in Little Holland!
364
00:17:13,748 --> 00:17:16,084
Pancakes. This way!
365
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:20,855
Open the gas.
366
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:26,826
JORGI: This is what you get for
not honouring a bargain.
367
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,396
In three minutes the
detonator will go off,
368
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,799
Igniting the gas, and then...
369
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,568
Boom!
370
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,039
Thank you for the hand job.
371
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,909
I can explain that.
372
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,911
What happens in captivity
stays in captivity.
373
00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:46,981
It looks like the end of
the line for the Wilson clan.
374
00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:48,684
Stay positive, Barry.
375
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,367
I never thought it'd end like this.
376
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:52,554
- You too, Bev.
- Me too.
377
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:55,790
I thought it'd be the three of
us watching TV like always.
378
00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:59,127
Well, if we gotta go,
I, for one, am gonna go singing.
379
00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:01,429
♪ So long, Wilsons ♪
380
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,931
BARRIE, BEV: ♪ So long, Wilsons ♪
381
00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:09,169
BARRIE, BURT, BEV: ♪ So long, Wilsons,
We're sad to see you go ♪
382
00:18:09,236 --> 00:18:12,171
Nobody's going anywhere. We
are going to get through this.
383
00:18:12,306 --> 00:18:14,843
I will not die chained to you people!
384
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,110
Okay, JoJo, what should we do?
385
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:19,445
Don't ask me. My I.Q. can't be trusted.
386
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:21,981
I might as well be in pyjamas
387
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,116
Watching Monster Trucks on
pay-per-view right now.
388
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,718
I can't believe the Dutch
are going to win!
389
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:29,422
No. The Dutch never win!
390
00:18:29,523 --> 00:18:30,889
We won! We won!
391
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,370
Oh, hello, NISA losers.
392
00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:45,405
Were you just phoning to cry?
393
00:18:45,474 --> 00:18:47,340
No. Calling to warn you.
394
00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:50,144
One click of this button and the
Finger Screen will self-destruct.
395
00:18:50,277 --> 00:18:51,878
You're bluffing.
396
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,847
Am I, Dutch boy?
397
00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:56,283
We have a self-destruct
button on this, right?
398
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,218
- Yes, but it isn't just a button.
- What is it?
399
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:03,056
Two buttons.
400
00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:05,124
FEMALE VOICE: Begin destruction
sequence.
401
00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:09,929
All right, let's do this.
402
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,832
The Dutch...
403
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,733
Never... win!
404
00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:16,870
In three, two, one.
405
00:19:18,672 --> 00:19:20,106
Destruction.
406
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,143
Do the square!
Do the square!
407
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,477
I can't. It's gone.
408
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,547
Burt, gimme your wrists.
409
00:19:27,648 --> 00:19:29,016
Eeuw. What is that?
410
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:31,151
Rat Bone Alex.
You kept it!
411
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,754
Just hold still so I can
pick the handcuffs.
412
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:37,690
Good job, Alex.
She's a keeper, Burtie.
413
00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:39,458
Uh, we're not seeing each other.
414
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,995
That's what all the ladies
say about the Wilson boys.
415
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,531
I had to drag this one to the altar.
416
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,200
It's true.
417
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,670
- Friend or foe?
- Friends, Dad.
418
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,406
So you're Burt's parents.
Nice to meet you.
419
00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:54,109
- What's that smell?
- Gas.
420
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,611
Guys, the detonator!
421
00:19:55,712 --> 00:19:57,680
Inside, everyone! Hurry! Quick!
Quick, quick, quick!
422
00:19:57,814 --> 00:20:00,149
Come on, come on, come on!
Quick, quick, quick.
423
00:20:00,218 --> 00:20:02,386
Come on, Claude.
424
00:20:02,487 --> 00:20:03,417
I can do this.
425
00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:06,323
Who am I?
I'm Mr. Freeze.
426
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:14,262
Everybody down!
427
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,202
Whoo hooo! This is the life,
eh, Bevver?
428
00:20:21,337 --> 00:20:22,804
Is everyone okay?
429
00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,406
No.
430
00:20:24,907 --> 00:20:26,642
The handle's stuck.
431
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,378
We're trapped.
432
00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,879
Quick, stuff as much lettuce as you can
433
00:20:31,014 --> 00:20:33,115
Down your pants. Quick!
434
00:20:33,217 --> 00:20:35,017
Let's go.
435
00:20:38,355 --> 00:20:40,189
Sorry we couldn't save
the Finger Screen.
436
00:20:40,258 --> 00:20:42,648
- I bet the PM's office is upset.
- Nah.
437
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,649
The PM loves it when
he gets to stick it to the Dutch.
438
00:20:44,684 --> 00:20:45,778
Wow, really?
439
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:49,041
Yeah. He's sick of attending these
Liberation Day events every year.
440
00:20:49,067 --> 00:20:52,502
Eight-hour flight just to go
wave to a buncha 90-year-olds.
441
00:20:52,603 --> 00:20:54,704
I told ya, the freezer is hell.
442
00:20:54,772 --> 00:20:57,674
I wish it was hell.
At least it would be warm.
443
00:20:57,809 --> 00:21:00,043
Now, would you mind pouring
coffee over my toes?
444
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:01,578
They're frozen solid.
445
00:21:01,713 --> 00:21:03,280
And this is my desk.
446
00:21:03,381 --> 00:21:05,716
Oh, right at the front,
close to the turlet.
447
00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:07,317
Prime real estate.
448
00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:10,219
- Thank God you're back. I'm nothing
without your stupidity. - Thanks, JoJo.
449
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,556
JoJo, the one who has a crush on you.
450
00:21:12,623 --> 00:21:14,024
- Mom!
- What?
451
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,526
We're very happy your son is back.
452
00:21:16,661 --> 00:21:18,730
We promise we won't lose him again.
453
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,232
Oh, don't you worry.
454
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,735
We Wilsons are hard to get rid of.
455
00:21:22,802 --> 00:21:24,770
♪ Hel-lo Wilsons ♪
456
00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:27,005
♪ Hel-lo Wilsons ♪
457
00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:31,041
♪ Hel-lo Wilsons
We'll always be around ♪
458
00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:32,843
♪ Just the ladies ♪
459
00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:37,582
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