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- Ray, you awake? - Huh?
- Ray, are you there? Are you asleep? - Huh?
- Ray? - Huh?
Ray... oh!
Ow!
Ray! Ray, my apartment is infested with flies.
What? Ray, six fat big ones.
Ow ow. They were pudgy.
It is not a good sign.
You afraid of flies or something?
What would you think if your house which previously had no flies
was suddenly filled with flies?
I'd think I had a dead rat under the floorboards.
That's not helpful. No. The universe is definitely...
it's trying to tell me something. Like what?
Like I'm dead meat, Ray.
Do you know what I mean? No.
Dead meat. Like stick a fork in me, I'm done.
Like, my boyfriend's disappeared somewhere in Cuba,
and there's all these flies
and now I just... I'm afraid you're gonna disappear on me too.
Is that true?
Is it?
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm still your pimp? I'm not dead meat?
You are not dead meat.
Oh my God.
Look around you, Ray. Most of these women
have more money than they know what to do with.
And their husbands are either too old or too busy to get erections.
Okay.
How do you know that? They tell me.
Ready to order, Mrs. Egglofy... Not yet, doll.
Mrs. Eggloff?
Oh, that's my maiden name.
Oh, you were married?
No.
See that woman over there?
That is a very horny lady
in particular.
Her tip alone would be extremely generous.
Do you want a date with her on Friday?
I--
I mean... what about Tanya?
What about Tanya?
The pimp job, it means a lot to her.
Well, winning miss Michigan meant a lot to me,
but I had to realize that wasn't my destiny.
God, you're so loyal, Ray.
You're like a golden retriever.
Look, I know you think Tanya's minor leagues,
but okay, she has some flaws.
But we can't just cut her loose.
Sure we can. This is capitalism.
How about we form a partnership?
You know, like a team.
Tanya dilutes the franchise.
You're either with me or you're with her.
It's time to choose.
Why did I feel so guilty about Tanya?
I tried to just focus on the house.
I almost had the whole place ready to get rewired.
And then...
Honey.
Who knows where the bees went?
I felt like the butt of a cosmic joke.
Hey, Mike.
You ever hear about people getting honey in their walls?
Huh?
Honey. You know, like from a beehive.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
You all right?
No, Ray. I'm worried about the list. What list?
Joe says that there's a list of everybody getting fired.
He says my name is on it.
What? Who's they?
Quit worrying about this rumor crap, man.
You want me to go talk to Rhonda
so you can calm down?
Yeah, would you? Yeah.
I need some answers, man. All right.
Do you do this a lot?
Every week.
These guys really open you up.
Feels a little, uh...
personal.
You look glum. No, I'm okay.
I read people for a living, Jessica.
What's on your mind?
Okay, you know how you said that I have the power?
You do.
Well, it felt really great when I said it,
but now I don't...
I don't feel like I have it.
Maybe you're just a girl who doesn't know how to get what she wants.
No, I know how to get what I want. I do.
I really go for it.
Then what's the problem?
Oh.
It's just that once I get it...
I forget.
I forget why I really wanted it.
I think the first thing you've got to do
is take charge of your pussy.
Oh, oh. Come on.
Your vagina is like a car battery, Jessica.
You've got to keep it charged.
If the battery dies, you become weak.
And whiny.
Okay, really? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm saying you could use a jump.
Oh.
How often do you screw your husband?
Um...
it varies.
How many times was he inside you last week?
Last week...
Zero.
Zero?
All right, that's a fucking shame.
You've got to have a husband who wants to fuck you.
No, you need a professional,
a sex therapist.
You're right, I do. I... I... I need a...
person to talk to about all of my issues.
By sex therapist I mean someone who will fuck you
so good you don't care what your husband does
or doesn't do.
You mean like... like...
like a professional professional?
Why not? You deserve it.
And it's what you need.
You are a smart, wealthy, beautiful woman.
Don't you have a right to feel desirable?
Lenore, I am a fairly conservative person.
I have boundaries and...
You'd be surprised at what you could do to avoid another divorce.
I'm sure it's not cancerous.
But my husband really thought I should get it looked at.
Well, that's my job.
You look great, by the way.
So do you.
I mean, I don't know what you're doing,
but whatever it is, you look exactly the same way you did in high school.
No.
I heard you do botox for Helen Massey.
Helen's a doll.
Do you think I need it?
No. No.
I think you're perfect.
I wouldn't change a thing.
Isn't it funny how both of us became doctors?
Back in high school we had no idea where our lives were going...
and now look, I do skin, you do feet.
Yeah.
And if you ever need a good podiatrist, I'm your gal.
That's for sure.
Well, let's take a look at this mole
that's got your husband so concerned.
Great.
Um, it's in a really bizarre place.
Okay.
It's right there.
Hmm.
Are you on Facebook?
Facebook?
If you are, I'll friend you.
Rhonda.
Uh, so what's the deal?
Mike's paranoid he's on some kind of list.
There is no list. Right, Rhonda?
Rhonda? Ray.
This whole district is bankrupt.
The whole city is bankrupt. Don't you watch TV?
But look here, Rhonda, we need Mike. This is not about Mike.
70% of the teachers
in this school are about to get laid off.
What? That's crazy.
You'll get to reapply for your jobs next semester.
And if you get rehired you'll keep your former salary
but not the benefits.
They're gonna announce it officially in a couple of weeks.
What do you mean, "you"?
You mean me?
I got tenure.
So does Mike.
Could things really fall apart
even more?
Hey, dad. Yeah?
Are you gonna get fired?
Fired? No.
I might get laid off.
It's temporary.
It's a maybe.
What are you gonna do? What if it happens?
Hey, don't worry about your old man, Damester.
Takes a lot to knock me down.
But how are you gonna live?
I could do a lot of things, kid.
In fact, I'm looking into a lead right now.
I just have to put it in motion.
I'll be right back.
You guys want some milk duds?
Get him off! Get him off!
Dude.
It was on the cheek.
Okay, but...
you know.
Somebody help me!
You know, this is fucking pathetic, Damon.
What is? You're not into me.
Come on, we're in public.
You never want to mess around, even when we're alone.
Well, I'm just not ready, okay?
I feel like I'm being used,
and I don't even know what for.
Look...
I understand if...
I understand if you need to break up.
Do what you've got to do. It won't hurt my feelings.
You're fucking with my head, straight boy.
Damon, what happened?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Is that okay, Hammer?
Tanya. Hi, Ray.
You know, I have to tell you
the flies are on their way out, I think.
I'm so relieved. I don't like to kill anything.
That's great, Tanya. Can I talk to you about something?
Sure, what's up?
Well...
It's about Happiness Consultants.
Yeah, what's... what's wrong?
Um, never mind.
Just forget it.
Why did Powell leave?
I have no idea.
He just ran out on me.
Damon, that's horrible.
Will you hug me?
I love you.
So, did you tell her?
No. I tried.
But, uh...
Look, Lenore.
Last time I checked capitalism was about supply and demand.
Now I've got the supply and I've got a demand.
We're gonna do this my way.
Take it or leave it.
Are you gonna... did you bring a baggie?
Excuse me?
Did you bring along a baggie or a newspaper?
The children... the children who play here...
this is the dog area.
If it'll make you feel better, why don't you find something
in the trash can and scoop the shit up yourself?
Okay, I don't care that much.
Lenore, you said you had news for me.
I couldn't understand your message.
Why are we out here in the pouring rain?
Well, you might see this as bad news,
but really it's good news.
Why would I see it as bad news?
I just have a feeling that no matter what I say
you're gonna look at it on the sad sack side.
I am not a sad sack. Will you stop insulting me?
I have better things to do with my morning.
Stop, listen. I had lunch with Ray
and he decided that Happiness Consultants
should be run by the three of us.
At first I thought it was a horrible idea.
But then I came around to it.
Except I really don't like the name Happiness Consultants.
We should change it. What?
Yeah, he wanted to tell you himself, but I thought I'd beat him to the punch.
No.
Wait, Ray told you
that I would give you half my business?
Honestly, this is a great deal for you, Tanya.
Absolutely not.
Be reasonable, T-brain.
Ray needs more savvy than your management team can provide.
We all bring strengths to the table.
For example, I bring a business head.
You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics.
And Ray brings a big dick.
We can be like the three musketeers.
Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!
It is not my fault you can't keep your ho in line.
Go ask him if you don't believe me.
Look, Tanya, it's never gonna work out for you and Ray alone.
The loser girl never gets the football player in the end.
It only happens in the movies.
I don't understand what you're saying.
I don't understand the words falling out of your mouth.
Well, then read my lips: share Ray
or no Ray. Got it?
Which do you want?
Fuck you!
I wanted the house,
but I had a tent.
I wanted to stay married, but my wife ran off.
I wanted to play ball, but I taught history.
I wanted to teach,
but I was gonna lose my job. Shit!
I wanted electricity,
and I got honey.
Ding-dong.
Hi. What are you cursing for?
If you haven't noticed, Mrs. Koontz,
things don't go easy for me.
Depends on what you mean by things, you know?
Some things go easy for you.
Like what?
Well, you've got me as a next-door neighbor.
I'd heard you found honey in your house
and I was wondering, could you...
fill up my honey jar?
Fill up your honey jar? Yeah.
I want to make a carrot cake.
I got a lot of work here.
You know, Ray, sometimes in life
it's best to forget the big problems
and just fuck for a little while.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, Ray.
Oh shit, Ray!
Ray?
Oh my God.
Oh God!
Who's client is this?
I should have known.
Hey. Hey!
What are you barging into my house for?
Did she come from Lenore? Are you already working with Lenore?
What? That's my next-door neighbor.
My God, you're screwing your next-door neighbor?
Shh. That's really mature.
Will you back off, Tanya?
I am gonna have sex for fun from time to time.
Fuck you, Ray! Fuck you!
God damn it!
What am I to you?
You don't even know what it means
to be a friend.
You hungry?
I thought you didn't like corporate chain restaurants.
This one is family owned.
So now you love sausages and hot dogs?
It's comfort food, Ray.
I don't know if you could tell,
but I could use a little comfort.
Yeah, I see.
Men suck sometimes.
A lot of times, frankly.
Will you pass the mustard, please?
Ugh. Fuck.
I'm gonna get laid off.
Oh my God. I'm sorry.
I'll manage.
Look, Ray, come on.
Let's just focus, all right?
Let's just focus. We'll work twice as hard,
every day, all night. We can put our minds to it.
We've got the gumption.
We're unbreakable.
Come on, Ray. We can rule the world.
Tanya...
you've got a good soul.
It'll be okay. Professional kind of like a threesome.
Kind of like a threesome, huh?
You ever been in a threesome?
Every one I've ever been in,
the other two people screw while all I do is bring them water.
Lenore is a bottom feeder, Ray.
She can't understand Happiness Consultants.
She's the most unhappy person I know.
Oh God. Don't you want to bring happiness into the world?
At least on some level?
Sure, Tanya.
But right now,
I'll settle for a living.
So there I was in a fancy hotel bar
wearing a suit I hated even more than the last one.
Did I make the right call?
What would Ernie Banks have done?
Welcome to the majors, Ray.
Okay, this one is a natural blonde
with a great body and a lousy life.
She hasn't had a good lay in ages.
She's a little nervous, but I think it's gonna be okay.
Just do your thing.
She's gonna meet you upstairs in half an hour
in room 435.
You look good.
There are moments in your life
when you realize God is joking.
He's up there...
Hell, maybe she's up there...
laughing her head off.
Either way you're fucked.
Hello?
Hey, Jess. It's me, Ray.
I... is everything okay?
Everything's fine, yeah.
Is there something wrong with the kids? Kids are fine.
I just... I'm calling to say hi.
Just wanted to see how you're doing.
How you doing, Jess?
I'm fine, Ray.
I'm a little busy. I'm with my mother.
We're at the mall.
At the mall, huh?
Yeah.
I mean, what do you want, Ray?
Nothing.
I mean, if this is about the kids moving back in with you,
this really isn't the time.
I'm not calling about the kids, Jess.
Actually...
I think you're a pretty good mom.
Okay?
Don't use reverse psychology on me.
I know you want them back.
No, stop it, Jess. Please, just drop it.
I think you're a good mom.
And i...
I think I'm a pretty good dad too.
Why are you saying all this, Ray?
I don't know.
Sometimes it's good
to tell people the truth.
You know?
Someone you've known for a long time.
Oh.
Okay.
Jess?
You there?
I'm here.
Thanks for picking up the phone
it wasn't always the case, you know?
No.
Ray, I've got to go.
My... my mother
is waving for me to join her.
Well, you...
you tell your mom
That I said hi.
I will.
I used to have a family.
I used to have a wife,
kids, a house, a job.
Now, well...
now I had my dick...
a dick and a dream.
If that's not the American way,
what is?
transcript: yyets.net - sync: honeybunny - corrections : chamallow35 - 720p : aydin1954 www.addic7ed.com Hung S01 E10