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So, our new neighbors...
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is it that Zak has two wives
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or that each woman has
a wife and a husband?
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Maybe Sara and Allison are in love
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and they just found
a guy to fix stuff.
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Looks like they're going somewhere.
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Mm. Probably some weird supermarket
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that caters to
three-way relationships.
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Why would they have that?
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I don't know, Calvin.
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I have one husband
and you have one wife.
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You got that? Till death.
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And even after.
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Yeah. I mean, two wives.
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Could you imagine how long
this poor guy's in Target?
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The logistics must be complicated.
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Who do you think sleeps
in the middle of the bed?
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I mean, if the middle
person has to pee,
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do they have to crawl off the end?
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I bet they have
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at least a California king.
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Me and Tina got a California king.
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And it's full.
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So don't get any ideas.
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- Hey, hey. Hey.
- Hello, hello.
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- Hi, baby.
- Hey, Mom.
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Hey, Marty, you're a scientist.
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Would you tell your mother
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that orgies aren't contagious?
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Orgies?
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No, no, no. N-Not orgies.
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You know our new neighbors?
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- Zak and Sara.
- Yeah, Zak and Allison.
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- Who's Allison?
- Who's Sara?
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- Now you're caught up.
- Yeah.
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Well, it turns out they're a throuple.
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Is that a real word or
did you just make that up?
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Eh, either answer will upset me.
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Oh, Mama, it's 2025.
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Those types of, uh, relationships
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are not a big deal.
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It's just one iteration of a modern,
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ethical nonmonogamous polycule.
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You know, you can use all
the fancy words you want.
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That ain't nothing but
a old-school freak-fest.
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So, Courtney and her
mom in Laguna Beach
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- for the whole week?
- Yeah.
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Are you gonna miss your baby?
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Oh. I mean, I wouldn't exactly
call her my baby. I mean,
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sure, we are raising a child together.
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But I-I don't think we're
ready for, like, pet names
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or titles or anything.
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No, no, no. 'Cause I was talking
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about your actual baby.
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Daphne. My niece.
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Uh, yeah. Of... Daph-Daphne.
Of course.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
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And I'm sorry, I couldn't
help overhearing...
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you have a baby?
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Oh, yeah. Check it out.
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Isn't she cute? Oh.
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So cute.
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So where is she going to preschool?
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What?
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She's only five months old.
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You know, it's a little
early for preschool.
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But she is enrolled somewhere, right?
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What are you asking?
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I've already applied my little
Charles to three schools.
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They fill up so fast.
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His safety school is in Orange County.
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God forbid.
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Okay. Uh...
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I'm just the uncle, but, uh...
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we are just talking about
preschool here, right?
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Preschools that feed into
the best elementary schools.
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And if you don't get
into one of those,
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you can forget about Harvard Law.
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Courtney and I just
started Mommy and Me.
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We had no idea we were behind.
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Our daughter doesn't
even have a tooth.
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Many of my friends, they
submitted their applications
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before they even conceived, so...
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Many of her friends sound crazy.
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I don't think it's crazy at all.
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Other babies are trying
to steal Daphne's spot
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at an Ivy League-accredited nursery.
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Hello.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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Dave, right?
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Do you and Calvin have
a pickleball match?
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Uh, that's the thing... Calvin
will not be playing anymore.
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But I wanted Zak and Sara
to know that I am still in.
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For pickleball.
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Ah.
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Well...
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since I have you alone,
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could I ask you something?
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Yeah, sure.
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It's a little awkward.
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I hope you can be discreet.
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I'm not used to being this forward.
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Oh, boy.
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I was worried this might happen.
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I understand, obviously, that I
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exude a certain
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sexual energy...
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that is difficult...
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nay, impossible... to resist.
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And while I'm not judging
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your personal choice to
live in a polycule...
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you should
know that I'm a married man...
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nay, happily married man.
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Oh, my God.
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You think I'm hitting on you?
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It's not that funny.
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No.
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No, you're right. It just
struck me as ridiculous.
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We were actually
thinking about Calvin.
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Calvin?
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I know he's married,
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but is he open-minded?
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Cavlin would die before
he cheated on Tina.
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Maybe because she would kill him.
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He wouldn't be cheating.
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If she wanted to be a part
of it, she could be, too.
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Okay. Let me... So, so...
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So I'm not involved in
any version of this?
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Ooh. Malcolm. Malcolm,
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do you have any connections
to any famous people?
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Like the mayor or Mark Cuban?
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Michelle Obama?
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Yeah, Marty, let me hit
them up in the group chat.
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Don't toy with me, Malcolm.
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I need a letter of recommendation
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to get Daphne into
these elite preschools.
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You should see this application.
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Uh, Marty, you are a scientist, man.
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You remember what
preschool we went to?
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Our grandmama's house.
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Okay?
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And we turned out just fine.
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We learned everything a
two-year-old needs to know.
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Look, man, all I remember
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is I was the only four-year-old
watching Guiding Light.
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I loved Reva Shayne.
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But I want more than that for Daphne.
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Wait, wait. Okay.
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What preschool is this anyway?
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The Center for Early Excellence.
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Yes. U.S. News & World
Report ranked The Center
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the number one school in California
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for students under four.
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- Where's my wallet?
- Whoa. Uh, why?
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Because you have to pay the
application fee just to visit.
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What? Marty, that is a scam.
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Look, why don't you go
talk to Gemma, all right?
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Ask her about it before
you give somebody
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your credit card number.
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'Kay. That's a good idea.
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But we should hurry.
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'Cause I just gave it.
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Marty.
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Wow.
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You are
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putting on quite the show.
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'Scuse me?
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I'm just saying...
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out here,
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flaunting what you got.
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All glistenin'.
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Uh, what-what makes you think
you can talk to me like that?
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I'm sorry. Look, apparently,
you can't help it.
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You've got raw animal magnetism.
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Again,
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what makes you think you
can talk to me like that?
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Calvin.
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They want you.
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Who?
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The throuple.
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The polycule.
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Wait.
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They said that?
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I know.
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I couldn't believe it either.
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I mean, it's-it's not hard to believe.
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I mean, who wouldn't want a
chocolate bear claw like me?
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You know?
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Hey, guys.
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Nothing.
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We didn't ask you anything.
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Huh. What's going on?
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Nothing.
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Look, Tina,
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apparently, things have gotten
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a little more complicated
with our new neighbors.
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How so?
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Well, the throuple...
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they want your boy to...
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join they little thing. You know.
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I-I knew it.
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I knew it.
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Tina, calm down.
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Uh, maybe it's just
a misunderstanding.
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Oh, no, no, no. It is
not a misunderstanding.
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They said they want Calvin
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and they didn't want me.
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Can you believe that?
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- Of course. - Yeah, sure.
- No.
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Okay, all right, look.
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On the bright side,
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you have nothing to worry about.
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The throuple is no threat
to our relationship.
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Phew.
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- I told you, Calvin.
- What?
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I told you they were freaks.
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What are you out here doing?
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Shaking what your mama gave you.
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What-what are you doing?
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Playing with the hose.
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Listen, man, cover yourself up.
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You know, I'm going over there
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and I'm gonna tear those
freaks three new ones.
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Tina, slow down, all right?
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Let me and Dave handle this.
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All right? We'll just go over there
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and we'll let 'em know
that we are just normal,
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- traditional, old-school neighbors. Nothing more.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay?
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You go over there and
you say what you got to say
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and you get your butt right back here.
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All right.
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Don't lollygag and don't dillydally.
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Huh.
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All right. Tina,
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don't worry. Look, they're
not gonna gobble up
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your sweet little chocolate bear claw.
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What makes you think you can
talk about my husband like that?
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Okay, Marty, deep breath.
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I know these
applications are stressful,
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but everything's gonna work out.
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Yeah, but you don't
know how hard it is
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to get into The Center.
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The Center for Early Excellence?
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- Yeah. Girl...
- You didn't tell me it was The C-double-E!
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Everybody wants to get in there.
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Oh, dear God, not you, too, Gemma.
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Okay, first question,
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"What has your child
contributed to their community?"
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Are you kidding me?
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The only question on a
preschool application should be
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"Are you a baby?"
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Okay, here's what you write. Okay.
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"Daphne's a real go-getter.
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"She's naturally curious,
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and she's passionate about
her ocean-themed crib mobile."
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That tells 'em she cares
about the environment
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but she's not, like,
in your face with it.
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"What are your child's
special abilities?"
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Ooh. I know.
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She can chew on her toes.
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- Okay, you know what?
- Yeah.
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Let's take this in
the other room, Gemma.
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Malcolm, when Daphne's older,
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I'm-a tell her you
didn't believe in her.
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00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:54,580
Oh, that's great.
267
00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,583
Oh, it feels so good. Oh.
268
00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:01,654
Oh. Calvin!
269
00:11:03,088 --> 00:11:04,523
Dave.
270
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:08,060
Hey, Zak, hey.
271
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,096
Look, uh, we need to
talk a-about things.
272
00:11:11,196 --> 00:11:12,364
Yeah, sure thing, neighbor.
273
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:13,566
Good. Good.
274
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:15,133
That's it right there. That's it.
275
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:16,969
That's exactly how
I'd like to keep it.
276
00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:19,438
You know, just neighbors.
277
00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:21,106
Okay.
278
00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:23,776
And-and I am flattered,
279
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:25,143
Okay? You got
280
00:11:25,243 --> 00:11:26,979
good taste, my man.
281
00:11:27,079 --> 00:11:30,716
Very limited taste, but whatever.
282
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:32,818
David, come on.
283
00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,487
Look, here's the thing, Zak.
284
00:11:34,587 --> 00:11:36,589
Um, I'm a happily married man.
285
00:11:36,689 --> 00:11:39,157
And I've got more
woman than I can handle
286
00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:41,527
as it is right now.
287
00:11:43,529 --> 00:11:45,931
You came over to tell us that?
288
00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,265
Yeah. Yeah.
289
00:11:47,365 --> 00:11:50,669
And I can see your disappointed, Sara,
290
00:11:50,769 --> 00:11:53,005
so, um...
291
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,340
Just hope there's no hard feelings.
292
00:11:55,474 --> 00:11:57,274
Yeah, no hard
feelings from me, either.
293
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:58,911
Not that anyone asked.
294
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,514
Even though I still have
all my hair, all my teeth.
295
00:12:01,614 --> 00:12:03,849
And do you know how rare
it is for a man my age
296
00:12:03,949 --> 00:12:05,383
to be able to do a backflip?
297
00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:07,920
Dave. Come on. Dave, come on.
298
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,454
What's going on here?
299
00:12:09,555 --> 00:12:10,689
Oh, well, uh,
300
00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:12,658
look, I know that you guys want me
301
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:15,193
to be a part of your
little "situation" here.
302
00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:17,696
And by "situation," you mean...?
303
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:20,032
Your-your group, your team activities.
304
00:12:20,132 --> 00:12:23,035
You know, the way you guys intertwine.
305
00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:27,606
Oh. So, you think because
we're polyamorous,
306
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:30,876
we want just anybody and
everybody to join in?
307
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:34,446
Well, I wouldn't
consider myself anybody.
308
00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,014
I mean, hell,
309
00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:38,250
Allison invited me.
310
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,157
- Allison?
- Wait. What?
311
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,861
Okay, yes, I invited him.
312
00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:51,495
How could you do that
without consulting us?
313
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:54,331
I just wanted a little
attention from you two for once.
314
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:57,770
Obviously, I would never
invite him in a million years.
315
00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:03,108
Uh, a million years? That's a lot.
316
00:13:06,044 --> 00:13:08,714
Isn't this insane? I told
you you had to see it.
317
00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:10,883
Was that Harry Connick
Jr. In the hallway?
318
00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:13,552
Yes. He teaches tambourine.
319
00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,054
I'm telling you, man.
320
00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:18,554
This gonna open doors for Daphne
we didn't even know existed.
321
00:13:19,992 --> 00:13:22,026
Hello. Who might we be?
322
00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:26,231
Ah. Uh, we be Marty Butler and
this is my brother Malcolm.
323
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:28,701
Oh, Daphne's father. Yes.
324
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:30,368
Oh, her application
was very impressive.
325
00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:32,204
Yeah, her curiosity
about climate change
326
00:13:32,304 --> 00:13:33,806
really came across.
327
00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:39,177
She understands our
children are our future.
328
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,277
Yes.
329
00:13:40,345 --> 00:13:42,347
Because she is a child.
330
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:46,728
Don't make me regret
bringing you here, Malcolm.
331
00:13:46,752 --> 00:13:49,254
Like I regret coming?
332
00:13:49,354 --> 00:13:52,490
- Uh, this-this is just a big change for us.
- Oh.
333
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,126
'Cause our preschool
was Guiding Light.
334
00:13:54,226 --> 00:13:56,762
Oh, I don't know that
one. Is that in Pasadena?
335
00:13:56,862 --> 00:14:00,198
No, no. Uh, CBS.
336
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:05,569
All you and Zak ever
do is play pickleball.
337
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:07,405
I hate that stupid game.
338
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:08,941
Why didn't you just talk to us?
339
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,142
I can't talk to you.
340
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,010
You spend all day on this court.
341
00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:14,046
Hiyah!
342
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,651
Okay, you have been
343
00:14:18,784 --> 00:14:21,319
at this freak show way too
long. Come on, let's go.
344
00:14:21,419 --> 00:14:22,621
Uh, Tina, calm down.
345
00:14:22,755 --> 00:14:25,590
And Gemma, please, I
don't want to hear...
346
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:29,094
Did Gemma not come with you?
347
00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:30,362
She said she trusts you.
348
00:14:30,462 --> 00:14:32,665
Tru... Okay, there is trust,
349
00:14:32,765 --> 00:14:35,133
and then there is blatant disrespect.
350
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,803
Listen, you three.
351
00:14:37,903 --> 00:14:40,538
You think you can
compete with this? Okay?
352
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,576
This is my husband and I don't share.
353
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:47,512
Okay, uh, Tina, look, there's
been a misunderstanding.
354
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:50,215
They don't even want me.
355
00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:52,718
Who don't want you?
356
00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:55,429
Well, how the hell they
not gonna want you,
357
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:56,620
as fly as you are?
358
00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:58,957
Yeah, see? Y'all tripping.
359
00:14:59,057 --> 00:15:00,759
You see what you did?
360
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,861
You got our whole
neighborhood in an uproar.
361
00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:05,330
Well, this is what it takes
to make you realize I'm alive.
362
00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:07,700
I am sick of being taken for granted.
363
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,501
Okay, FYI,
364
00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:11,203
I am not kidding about the backflip.
365
00:15:11,303 --> 00:15:13,505
You're being taken for granted?
366
00:15:13,605 --> 00:15:15,373
I made your favorite
lasagna the other night.
367
00:15:15,507 --> 00:15:17,676
No thank you, no nothing.
368
00:15:17,776 --> 00:15:20,545
Yeah, and I scraped off that
casserole dish for an hour,
369
00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:21,979
but I guess I'm just your maid.
370
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,182
You could just put
it in the dishwasher.
371
00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:25,727
Oh, you think that cheap
dishwasher you bought
372
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:27,419
is gonna take off burnt ricotta?
373
00:15:29,454 --> 00:15:30,723
Burnt?
374
00:15:30,856 --> 00:15:32,266
- That is my mother's recipe.
- Oh, get over yourself.
375
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,002
- How dare you?
- Your mother is a nightmare.
376
00:15:34,026 --> 00:15:35,260
Just soak overnight. How anal
can you be?
377
00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:37,684
Oh, great idea. You like ants?
'Cause that's what you'll get.
378
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:48,640
I guess we can go.
379
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:52,477
- Lasagna sounds good, though, huh?
- It does sound good.
380
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,212
Three, two, one.
381
00:15:54,312 --> 00:15:56,181
Aah!
382
00:15:58,016 --> 00:15:59,584
Calvin!
383
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:04,089
All right, everybody,
let's have a seat
384
00:16:04,222 --> 00:16:06,591
on the socialization rug.
385
00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:10,896
Yes. Crisscross applesauce.
386
00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:12,397
Okay.
387
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,599
Oh, boy.
388
00:16:20,172 --> 00:16:23,441
Now, let me tell you
about our philosophy
389
00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:25,376
here at The Center.
390
00:16:25,377 --> 00:16:28,914
We let the kids tell us
what they'd like to learn.
391
00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:31,449
So if they want to learn
about the universe,
392
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:34,787
we bring the universe to them.
393
00:16:34,887 --> 00:16:36,855
In fact, everybody,
394
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,924
look up and take a peek at our new
395
00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:40,793
solar system that was commissioned
396
00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:43,428
by a new C-double-E family.
397
00:16:43,528 --> 00:16:45,764
I really shouldn't say the name.
398
00:16:45,898 --> 00:16:47,265
It's Al Pacino.
399
00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:52,204
Uh, wh...
400
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,806
I-I'm sorry,
401
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:56,474
I-I see the sun, but I'm not
clear what solar system this is.
402
00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:57,675
Oh, well, um,
403
00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:59,311
you see there, there's the Earth.
404
00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,813
- Right there.
- Ah. Yes.
405
00:17:00,913 --> 00:17:03,214
The, uh, sixth rock from the sun.
406
00:17:03,215 --> 00:17:06,417
Okay, uh, first of all, there's
too many planets up there,
407
00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:07,996
and they're all in the
wrong order and Mars
408
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,287
shouldn't have rings.
409
00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:12,858
Yes, but in the creative
mind of a child,
410
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:15,592
any planet can have rings.
411
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:18,262
Right, but-but in our solar system,
412
00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:20,597
only some do, and
none of them are Mars.
413
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:22,667
This is... this is all wrong.
414
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:25,737
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, no, no, no, no.
415
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:30,508
See, here at The Center,
"wrong" is a four-letter word.
416
00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:33,211
Oh, uh, right, but-but...
417
00:17:33,311 --> 00:17:35,280
clearly, if you're teaching
them to count to ten,
418
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:39,184
and they say "two, six,
four, 39, potato, ten,"
419
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,652
that would be wrong.
420
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:41,954
Yes.
421
00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:45,590
But who are we to tell
them what's wrong?
422
00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:49,361
Their teachers.
423
00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:52,530
We don't impose rigid expectations.
424
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:55,700
No, we let the children
425
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,169
discover on their own.
426
00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,304
Yeah, but it's-it's counting.
427
00:18:00,305 --> 00:18:03,175
It's well-established. It
doesn't need to be discovered.
428
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:06,711
So, I'm sorry, your child is Daphne?
429
00:18:06,811 --> 00:18:09,247
Wow. Oh. Okay, okay.
430
00:18:09,347 --> 00:18:10,615
Okay, okay.
431
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,651
Yes, yes, go ahead, blackball
her. I'm out of here.
432
00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:14,987
Let's get up out of here.
433
00:18:15,087 --> 00:18:16,330
Malcolm, help me up
so I can storm out.
434
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:18,290
- Yeah. Okay. Gladly.
- Yeah.
435
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,700
- Oh, my leg's asleep.
- And I'm gonna talk...
436
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,593
Oh. Let me tell you something...
437
00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:23,104
- I don't need this.
- Wait, wait, hold on, wait.
438
00:18:23,128 --> 00:18:24,329
Okay, found it.
439
00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:25,898
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
440
00:18:25,998 --> 00:18:27,275
That's what I'm talking about.
What you know about this?
441
00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:29,001
Yes, indeed. 'Cause you know...
442
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,507
You know, I can't believe it.
443
00:18:36,508 --> 00:18:38,543
They had this big,
stupid, petty fight.
444
00:18:38,643 --> 00:18:40,778
They were just like, so...
445
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:41,979
normal.
446
00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:44,649
So there was nothing
freaky about them?
447
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,684
No. They were just like you and me.
448
00:18:46,784 --> 00:18:48,520
And a third person.
449
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:52,891
Now I know why you didn't
come over with Tina.
450
00:18:53,025 --> 00:18:55,760
You knew they weren't a threat.
451
00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:57,429
To...?
452
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,001
Our relationship.
453
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,237
Oh. Yes, right. Right, right, right.
454
00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:10,308
You know, Calvin, if you want to
play pickleball with them again,
455
00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:11,443
I guess it'd be fine.
456
00:19:11,576 --> 00:19:13,411
Oh. Well, thanks, babe. Uhp,
457
00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:15,113
but no above-the-knee shorts.
458
00:19:15,247 --> 00:19:17,082
Those are just for me.
459
00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:22,454
Just like your black fishnets, huh?
460
00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:25,157
Mm. Exactly.
461
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,193
I'm the same way
462
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,795
about your Springsteen tank top.
463
00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:32,965
Little late, Gemma.
464
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:41,261
Whoa.
465
00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:43,597
Oh, hey, Sara.
466
00:19:43,697 --> 00:19:46,032
You're strong.
467
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:49,402
Most men would have to make two trips.
468
00:19:49,403 --> 00:19:51,505
Well...
469
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:54,474
I did do pommel horse in high school.
470
00:19:54,608 --> 00:19:56,443
I can see it.
471
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,546
I could probably grab this
laundry detergent, too.
472
00:20:09,256 --> 00:20:11,090
Uh...
473
00:20:11,191 --> 00:20:12,258
Sara?
474
00:20:12,259 --> 00:20:13,960
Can I help you?
475
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,762
No, just, uh, going for a walk,
476
00:20:16,763 --> 00:20:18,365
admiring the view.
477
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:22,869
It's got a ring on it. Move along.
478
00:20:22,969 --> 00:20:26,005
O-Okay. Gemma, calm-calm down.
479
00:20:26,139 --> 00:20:29,308
Look, I'm all yours.
480
00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:30,977
But...
481
00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:36,383
you know what you signed up for.
482
00:20:47,339 --> 00:20:53,910
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