1 00:00:21,582 --> 00:00:24,411 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Philadelphia Zoo. 2 00:00:24,454 --> 00:00:26,500 - Just a reminder that... - Damn it. Where is Frank? 3 00:00:26,543 --> 00:00:27,849 I'm not missing this lion feeding. 4 00:00:27,892 --> 00:00:29,633 Oh, lions are cool, man. 5 00:00:29,677 --> 00:00:31,069 For sure. But, you know, the best exhibit's 6 00:00:31,113 --> 00:00:32,636 - the meerkats. You know? - Meerkats! 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,943 Hey, man, you know, they have those bubbles, 8 00:00:34,986 --> 00:00:37,162 you know, where you can pop your head up out of the ground 9 00:00:37,206 --> 00:00:38,425 - and look around. - Yeah, you're looking around. 10 00:00:38,468 --> 00:00:39,643 It's like you are a meerkat. 11 00:00:39,687 --> 00:00:41,297 No, I'm not waiting for Frank. I'm-I'm just gonna go in. 12 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,777 - No. - 'Cause I-I don't want to wait here for the guy. 13 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,779 I know. But I think we should... 14 00:00:44,822 --> 00:00:46,650 I really feel like we need to stick together. 15 00:00:46,694 --> 00:00:48,435 - Huh? - Dee, will you calm down? She got lost at the zoo 16 00:00:48,478 --> 00:00:50,219 - when we were seven. It's fine. - I-I got trampled 17 00:00:50,262 --> 00:00:52,656 - by wild animals at the zoo when I was seven. - Sheep. 18 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:53,831 - At the petting zoo. - Goats! 19 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,572 - It was. - You don't have to worry about that. Okay, guys? 20 00:00:55,616 --> 00:00:57,835 Because modern technology has figured this out for us. 21 00:00:57,879 --> 00:01:00,011 We're all connected now. 22 00:01:00,055 --> 00:01:01,883 That is why I started this group text chain. 23 00:01:01,926 --> 00:01:04,451 You know? So we can stay in constant communication. 24 00:01:04,494 --> 00:01:05,843 I'm just gonna hit up Frank real quick, 25 00:01:05,887 --> 00:01:07,287 and we'll find out what's up. 26 00:01:07,497 --> 00:01:09,847 Guys, this way, nobody is gonna get lost, 27 00:01:09,891 --> 00:01:12,284 because the texting keeps us all on the same page. 28 00:01:12,328 --> 00:01:14,199 - Okay. - Oh. Well, see, there you go. 29 00:01:14,243 --> 00:01:15,766 - Frank's five minutes away. - Great. - No, no, no. 30 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,420 No, everybody knows that "five min away" 31 00:01:17,464 --> 00:01:19,422 actually means 20 minutes away, okay? 32 00:01:19,466 --> 00:01:20,684 I'm not missing this live feeding, okay? 33 00:01:20,728 --> 00:01:22,556 Dude, why the big deal about watching a-a lion 34 00:01:22,599 --> 00:01:23,600 eat a pile of dead meat? 35 00:01:23,644 --> 00:01:25,428 Oh, no, no, no. Wrong. Alive. 36 00:01:25,472 --> 00:01:27,561 Okay? Quite alive, I assure you. 37 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:29,432 - That's a thing? Zoos do that? - That's a thing. 38 00:01:29,476 --> 00:01:31,695 - _ - What's this? 39 00:01:31,739 --> 00:01:32,827 - Dennis has a boner? He does? - Yes. 40 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:34,872 - No, he doesn't. - Well, goddamn it, he did. 41 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:36,874 I did. It's gone now. 42 00:01:36,918 --> 00:01:38,702 Uh, do we have to do this whole texting thing? 43 00:01:38,746 --> 00:01:41,052 - I mean, Dee's already annoying. - She's always been annoying, Charlie. 44 00:01:41,096 --> 00:01:42,706 That's why we ditched her when she was seven. 45 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:44,926 - You... ditched me? - Oh, shut up, Dee. Shut up! 46 00:01:44,969 --> 00:01:46,623 God, don't make this all about you. 47 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:48,451 - I'm-I'm going in. I don't-I don't want to wait. - Well, then I'm gonna 48 00:01:48,495 --> 00:01:50,366 - go with you, 'cause I don't want to get ditched again. - Fine. Whatever. 49 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,715 - Yeah, we'll catch up with you. - Look, look, look. 50 00:01:51,759 --> 00:01:53,325 And just text us when he gets here. 51 00:01:53,369 --> 00:01:54,501 Who? Frank? 52 00:01:54,544 --> 00:01:57,155 Yes, Frank. Who else would we be talking about? 53 00:01:57,199 --> 00:01:58,757 Oh, well, I just want to make sure 54 00:01:58,758 --> 00:02:00,058 - we're all on the same page. - Oh, my God. 55 00:02:00,115 --> 00:02:01,899 Text us when Frank gets here! 56 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:03,597 Huh?! 57 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,468 - Frank. Text... - Frank! What? Text us! Text us! 58 00:02:05,512 --> 00:02:07,514 Text us when Frank gets here! 59 00:02:07,557 --> 00:02:09,167 I can't... I can't... You know what? 60 00:02:09,211 --> 00:02:10,604 - I can't... Let me just... I'm-a... - Text 'em now. 61 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:12,736 I'm gonna text y... Check your phone! 62 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:14,738 I'm gonna text you! 63 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,898 - God, I'm so thirsty. - Yeah. 64 00:02:43,941 --> 00:02:45,334 Well, that's the cinnamon in the churro. 65 00:02:45,377 --> 00:02:47,336 - That'll make you thirsty. - You know what? 66 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:49,599 I'm gonna... I'm gonna update the group. 67 00:02:50,774 --> 00:02:52,863 Why are you texting that? 68 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:56,650 Oh, well, I just wanted to, uh, update the group on my status. 69 00:02:56,693 --> 00:02:58,608 Yeah, but that's, like, a sexual thing, man. 70 00:02:58,652 --> 00:02:59,740 That means you're thirsting for something, 71 00:02:59,783 --> 00:03:01,219 which means you're horny for it. 72 00:03:02,699 --> 00:03:04,527 Dennis is funny with the texts, man. 73 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:05,628 Huh. 74 00:03:05,672 --> 00:03:07,922 Aw, come on. Too late, Dee. 75 00:03:07,965 --> 00:03:09,924 Goddamn it. Where is Frank? 76 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,752 I'm just... You know what? I'm just gonna text him again, 77 00:03:11,795 --> 00:03:13,188 'cause I don't know what the hell's going on. 78 00:03:13,231 --> 00:03:14,755 Where you be? 79 00:03:14,798 --> 00:03:16,583 Huh. 80 00:03:16,626 --> 00:03:18,236 What does that mean? He's... 81 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,891 - It's a dancing woman, a smiley face and a gun. - Oh. 82 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,458 I know what that means. 83 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,461 He's stuck behind a woman driver and he wants to shoot himself. 84 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,028 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 85 00:03:27,071 --> 00:03:29,900 All right. Well, I'm just gonna update everybody. 86 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,902 - "Late." - Yeah, but come on, man. 87 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:34,165 You keep sending updates with no new information. 88 00:03:34,209 --> 00:03:36,472 No, no, I'm just keeping the whole group updated 89 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,692 the way a meerkat might. 90 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:40,258 Yeah, but a meerkat's efficient in how it updates. 91 00:03:40,302 --> 00:03:41,608 You know what I mean? Like, one little chirp, 92 00:03:41,651 --> 00:03:44,045 it can warn a whole group of, like, an eagle or whatever. 93 00:03:44,088 --> 00:03:45,829 It doesn't need to, like, chirp over 94 00:03:45,873 --> 00:03:47,483 and over and over again, you know? 95 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,833 I-I'm sorry, a-are you schooling me on meerkat knowledge? 96 00:03:49,877 --> 00:03:51,792 - Seems like I have to. - Oh, oh, is that right? 97 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:53,141 Well, first of all, smarty-pants, 98 00:03:53,184 --> 00:03:55,012 they don't chirp. They chirrup. 99 00:03:55,056 --> 00:03:57,014 Oh, yeah? You think you know a ton about the meerkat? 100 00:03:57,058 --> 00:03:59,190 Well, did you know that the alpha pair will scent-mark 101 00:03:59,234 --> 00:04:00,975 the subordinate to show that it's the leader? 102 00:04:01,018 --> 00:04:03,499 If they find the weak one, they start pissing all over it. 103 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:04,631 Yes. Of course I know that, Charlie. 104 00:04:04,674 --> 00:04:06,197 We watched the same documentary. 105 00:04:06,241 --> 00:04:08,417 By the way, I'm not the one that passed out halfway through 106 00:04:08,460 --> 00:04:09,636 and scent-marked all over himself. 107 00:04:09,679 --> 00:04:11,507 - I drank a case of beer, man. - So did I. 108 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,683 I also drank a case of beer, and I didn't piss myself. 109 00:04:13,727 --> 00:04:15,032 All I'm saying is you don't have to text, like, 110 00:04:15,076 --> 00:04:16,817 every three seconds, you know? 111 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,732 Aw, goddamn it. Where is Frank? I just... 112 00:04:18,775 --> 00:04:20,255 - You're gonna text it again? - Yeah, I'm gonna... 113 00:04:20,298 --> 00:04:21,996 - I just got to make sure everybody knows. - It just means that you're... 114 00:04:22,039 --> 00:04:23,606 you want... you're horny. Oh. 115 00:04:23,650 --> 00:04:25,521 Ah, Dennis g... Dennis nailed it. 116 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,741 - What-what does that mean? - A peach is a butt. 117 00:04:27,784 --> 00:04:29,307 You're horny for a butt. 118 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:31,527 - I'm-I'm horny for a butt? - 'Cause you're gay. - FRANK: Hey-o! 119 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:32,876 - Sorry I'm late. I had... - Oh. 120 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,313 ...had to get a bag of bananas so I could taunt the gorilla. 121 00:04:35,357 --> 00:04:37,315 It took you two hours to get bananas? 122 00:04:37,359 --> 00:04:39,448 Yeah, well, I was stuck behind that woman driver. 123 00:04:39,491 --> 00:04:40,841 I thought I texted you that. 124 00:04:40,884 --> 00:04:41,885 Yeah, we got that. 125 00:04:41,929 --> 00:04:43,060 - Let's just go inside. - I... 126 00:04:43,104 --> 00:04:44,975 Aw, c... Too late, Dee. Come on. 127 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:46,629 - She sucks. - Pick up the pace with it, 128 00:04:46,673 --> 00:04:48,196 - you know? - She sucks. 129 00:04:48,239 --> 00:04:50,764 - I texted a peach. - I already did that, Dee. 130 00:04:50,807 --> 00:04:52,766 Oh, yeah. There it is. 131 00:04:52,809 --> 00:04:54,463 You know, speed's very important in comedy texting, Dee. 132 00:04:54,506 --> 00:04:57,248 If it looks like you thought about it for a while, it's pretty lame. 133 00:04:57,292 --> 00:04:58,859 - Yeah. I know. - Yeah. 134 00:04:58,902 --> 00:05:01,862 Ooh, you know what I'll do? I'll do a fist. Right? 135 00:05:01,905 --> 00:05:04,255 So it's like he's thirsty for a fist in the butt. 136 00:05:04,299 --> 00:05:06,431 I don't think anybody's gonna get that. 137 00:05:06,475 --> 00:05:08,738 You know? Plus, the moment is long gone. I mean... 138 00:05:08,782 --> 00:05:10,740 Goddamn it. What... 139 00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:12,655 No, that... I was wrong. That was funny. I... 140 00:05:12,699 --> 00:05:13,917 Oh, Dee. 141 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:16,050 Well, you guys are too fast on this thing. 142 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:17,180 _ 143 00:05:17,181 --> 00:05:18,748 - Don't answer. I got this. - Let me just... 144 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:20,576 - I can... No, no! No. - But you're... Okay, go, go. 145 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,186 I got it, I got it. Okay. 146 00:05:25,799 --> 00:05:27,670 What's a... funny thing I can... 147 00:05:27,714 --> 00:05:29,498 Oh, my God. Stop. I... 148 00:05:30,608 --> 00:05:32,108 - _ - _ 149 00:05:32,109 --> 00:05:33,676 - Go. - Well, I mean... 150 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:34,808 - Look at that. - Yeah, but... 151 00:05:34,851 --> 00:05:36,331 - Quick. Concise. Job done. - Whatever. 152 00:05:36,374 --> 00:05:37,811 - Okay. - No confusion. 153 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:42,946 - All right. Sea lions, here we are. - Okay. 154 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:44,818 - All right. Where are they? - Yeah. 155 00:05:44,861 --> 00:05:45,888 I don't know. 156 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:51,924 - _ - _ 157 00:05:51,999 --> 00:05:53,827 - Mm? - Wait a minute. 158 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,698 - He said in front. He's not in front. - Eh. 159 00:05:55,742 --> 00:05:57,700 - Exhibit ent... - Entrance? 160 00:05:57,744 --> 00:05:59,876 Oh, come on. I got to go rescue these guys 161 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,617 at the exhibit entrance? Excuse me, sir? 162 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,184 Sir? Yeah. 163 00:06:03,227 --> 00:06:05,534 Um, h-how long do we have till the lion begins feeding? 164 00:06:05,577 --> 00:06:06,970 Uh, we're five minutes out. 165 00:06:07,014 --> 00:06:08,972 Five minutes out? Okay. Thank you, thank you. All right. 166 00:06:09,016 --> 00:06:10,582 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. I don't want to get lost. 167 00:06:10,626 --> 00:06:12,280 No, I will not adjust my gait to accommodate 168 00:06:12,323 --> 00:06:14,195 your weird insecurities about sheep. 169 00:06:14,238 --> 00:06:15,979 It was a goat, and it was a lunatic. 170 00:06:16,023 --> 00:06:18,373 - Its eyes were going in every direction. - Oh, were they? Fascinating. 171 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:19,722 - Tell me more! - He pounced on me, 172 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:21,942 and then all of his friends moved in for the kill. 173 00:06:21,985 --> 00:06:23,726 - Ooh! Terrifying. Ooh! - Don't do that. 174 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:24,827 It was so scary! 175 00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:29,558 _ 176 00:06:29,601 --> 00:06:30,994 - Oh. - What does that mean? 177 00:06:31,038 --> 00:06:33,301 Shit, he's-he's having fun without us. 178 00:06:33,344 --> 00:06:35,869 No, no, no, no, no, no. Mac, that's sarcastic. 179 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:38,785 If he was having fun, it would have an exclamation point. 180 00:06:38,828 --> 00:06:40,874 I'm gonna de-escalate. I'm gonna de-escalate. 181 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:42,919 - Probably pissed he can't find us. - Wait. 182 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,220 _ 183 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:47,445 - Oh, shit. - What does that mean? 184 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:49,012 - Oh... - That's not g... What it means is 185 00:06:49,056 --> 00:06:50,405 that he's already given the information 186 00:06:50,448 --> 00:06:51,885 and he doesn't want to have to repeat himself. 187 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:53,625 - So you got to scroll up and see. - So, what... Scroll up. 188 00:06:53,669 --> 00:06:54,757 - Scroll up. - Dennis hates to repeat himself. 189 00:06:54,801 --> 00:06:56,324 Well, let's find what he's... 190 00:06:56,367 --> 00:06:58,195 Ah. 191 00:06:58,239 --> 00:07:00,807 "Went to C lions." 192 00:07:00,850 --> 00:07:03,026 Oh. Shit. 193 00:07:03,070 --> 00:07:05,246 Dude, do you think he went to the sea lions 194 00:07:05,289 --> 00:07:06,900 or he went to go see the lion? 195 00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:08,989 - Ooh... - Oh. I don't know. 196 00:07:09,032 --> 00:07:10,512 I don't know. Let me ask. 197 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,460 _ 198 00:07:13,428 --> 00:07:14,777 Oh. Yeah, yeah, I... 199 00:07:14,821 --> 00:07:16,387 What'd you get wrong there? 200 00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:18,476 _ 201 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,913 _ 202 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:22,916 - Sea. Um... - Dude, just let me, all right? 203 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:24,134 - Well, it's-it's the predictive te... - It's better... 204 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:25,962 it's better with pictures. 205 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:29,966 - Went to sea lion or... - Lions. 206 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,274 ...see a lion? 207 00:07:33,317 --> 00:07:34,710 Right. 208 00:07:35,102 --> 00:07:36,102 _ 209 00:07:36,103 --> 00:07:37,800 - Oh. He's mad. - Oh, no, but... -Yeah. 210 00:07:37,844 --> 00:07:39,584 - No. - No, it's got an exclamation point. 211 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:41,151 - That means it's happy. - No, it's all... - He's-he's screaming at you. 212 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,805 - Yeah, it's all caps. - It's all caps. -Screaming? 213 00:07:42,849 --> 00:07:44,720 - Yeah. That's not good. - That's... 214 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,548 - _ - What is this? 215 00:07:47,897 --> 00:07:49,377 - What-what is... - What does that mean? 216 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:51,509 What does that mean? I don't know. Dee-Dee sucks, man. 217 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:52,815 - I don't know. - She-she sucks. 218 00:07:52,859 --> 00:07:54,643 All right, watch this. 219 00:07:54,686 --> 00:07:55,949 How about that with the eggplant? 220 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,298 - Oh. Ooh. We're coming. - All right, let's go. 221 00:07:57,341 --> 00:07:58,995 - All right, let's go. - Yeah. 222 00:07:59,039 --> 00:08:01,389 Oh, yeah. "We're coming." 223 00:08:01,432 --> 00:08:02,825 Charlie made it work. 224 00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:03,957 - Oh. - Nice. Nice. 225 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,393 Idiots went to the wrong exhibit. 226 00:08:05,436 --> 00:08:06,742 All right, let-let-let's get back there. 227 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:07,874 I don't want to miss anything. Come on. 228 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:09,832 Okay. All right. Well, stop walking like... 229 00:08:09,876 --> 00:08:12,530 Hey, pal. How's it going? 230 00:08:12,574 --> 00:08:14,054 Uh... where's the lion? 231 00:08:14,097 --> 00:08:15,403 - Are we close? Are we close? - Oh. 232 00:08:15,446 --> 00:08:17,057 Yeah, you just missed it. Yeah, he's fed. 233 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:18,841 - He's back in his cage. - Oh. 234 00:08:18,885 --> 00:08:21,104 He ate the kill? He-he devoured the kill? 235 00:08:21,148 --> 00:08:23,106 - And I wasn't here? - No, the feeding. Yeah, yeah. 236 00:08:23,150 --> 00:08:25,108 - You just missed it. It was awesome. - No. 237 00:08:25,152 --> 00:08:27,197 Man, you said we were five minutes out. 238 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:29,199 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, but that was only ten minutes ago. 239 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,766 C-Correct. 240 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:31,985 No, but nobody does it that way. 241 00:08:32,028 --> 00:08:34,770 The five minutes means 20 minutes, man. You can't... 242 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,293 - It's the whole reason I'm here! - Uh... 243 00:08:36,337 --> 00:08:37,904 Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. 244 00:08:37,947 --> 00:08:40,036 Hey, man. You missed it. It was awesome. 245 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,257 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Oh. 246 00:08:48,131 --> 00:08:49,872 Uh... 247 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:52,005 Oh, oh. He's thanking us for something, so that's good. 248 00:08:52,048 --> 00:08:53,702 Dude, how are you so bad at this, man? 249 00:08:53,745 --> 00:08:55,704 He probably missed the feeding. He's blaming us. 250 00:08:55,747 --> 00:08:56,923 - Yeah. - What? 251 00:08:56,966 --> 00:08:58,141 Shit. You think? 252 00:08:58,185 --> 00:08:59,926 - Yeah. - Probably. 253 00:08:59,969 --> 00:09:01,449 No. Hold on. 254 00:09:01,492 --> 00:09:04,017 I'm just gonna send him something real quick 255 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,366 - _ - and make sure everything's all good. 256 00:09:05,409 --> 00:09:06,715 - Mm. - Oh, yeah. 257 00:09:06,758 --> 00:09:07,890 He says he's great, so we're fine. 258 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:09,718 Dude. 259 00:09:09,761 --> 00:09:11,807 - He's screaming at you, man. - Yeah. 260 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,113 Screaming? 261 00:09:13,156 --> 00:09:14,592 Dude, this whole texting thing is your idea, 262 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:16,159 and you don't know how texting works? 263 00:09:16,203 --> 00:09:17,378 No, he's... He just did it in all capitals. 264 00:09:17,421 --> 00:09:18,945 - That's screaming. - That's a scream. 265 00:09:18,988 --> 00:09:21,164 - That's what you do when you're screaming. - That's not scream... 266 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:22,949 This is just all one big misunderstanding 267 00:09:22,992 --> 00:09:25,386 due to the sea lions, all right? I know what to do. 268 00:09:25,429 --> 00:09:27,083 I'm just gonna speak from the heart. 269 00:09:27,127 --> 00:09:29,259 Let me just text s-something from the heart 270 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:32,001 that he's gonna understand, something a little bit... 271 00:09:32,045 --> 00:09:33,742 - All right. - Mmm. 272 00:09:33,785 --> 00:09:35,135 Smell good. 273 00:09:35,178 --> 00:09:37,833 Not really normal to the... if I... 274 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:40,270 - Come on. - Is there a...? 275 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,794 What rhymes with "limber"? What rhymes with it? 276 00:09:44,013 --> 00:09:45,841 - Hinder. - How do you not get "timber"? 277 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,843 - Timber. - Timber. And... 278 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,323 - Oh. Salutations. - And send. 279 00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:50,628 - Okay. - Ah, dude. 280 00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:52,152 So, let's just give him a chance. 281 00:09:52,195 --> 00:09:53,501 He's probably gonna take some time and respond to... 282 00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:54,850 - Oh! - - No, he responded. 283 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,330 - Yeah. - Uh, "K." 284 00:09:56,373 --> 00:09:59,376 - You're dead to him. - Yeah, he's blowing you off, man. 285 00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,030 - "K" means "okay." - He is pissed, dude. - "K." 286 00:10:01,074 --> 00:10:02,205 - Yeah. - He is... - "K" means "okay." 287 00:10:02,249 --> 00:10:04,207 - No. - He didn't even bother to read your thing! 288 00:10:04,251 --> 00:10:05,730 - He just sent "K." - How could he possibly read that whole...? 289 00:10:05,774 --> 00:10:07,428 - He read it! - He is pissed off at you. 290 00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:09,299 - Dennis is the fastest reader in America. - Can we just...? 291 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:10,561 Oh, now he's calling me. 292 00:10:10,605 --> 00:10:11,867 - He's calling? - Oh, good. Good, good, yeah. 293 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,347 You could just text, but no. Call me, call me! 294 00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:15,871 - I want to hear from you. - Okay. You're gonna like this. 295 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,046 _ 296 00:10:18,047 --> 00:10:20,397 - Uh, what is that? - I called him the "F" word. 297 00:10:20,441 --> 00:10:22,530 It's a bundle of sticks. 298 00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:25,098 No. Dee, no. You can't do that. That's not funny. 299 00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:26,212 Okay, y-you can't say that word. 300 00:10:26,255 --> 00:10:27,448 I didn't say the word. I did the pictures. 301 00:10:27,491 --> 00:10:29,015 But it doesn't matter. That's offensive, okay? 302 00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:31,365 And it's off-putting, and it's not a good color on you. 303 00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:33,106 Blue? You're gonna go blue? Don't go blue. 304 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:34,934 That tells me that you're just not funny at all. 305 00:10:35,021 --> 00:10:36,021 _ 306 00:10:36,022 --> 00:10:37,893 - Yeah. - What? 307 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,243 Frank nailing it again. 308 00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:43,768 What's so funny about what you did? 309 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,770 Well, it works on two levels, Dee. 310 00:10:45,814 --> 00:10:47,250 It-it says that, uh, Frank's on fire 311 00:10:47,294 --> 00:10:49,252 and also that, uh, Mac is a raging flamer, 312 00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:51,254 which is still totally acceptable, for now. 313 00:10:51,298 --> 00:10:53,430 I have an idea. I have an idea. Check this out. 314 00:10:56,085 --> 00:10:57,130 What is that? 315 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:59,480 I'm joking that maybe we should get the Jew lawyer 316 00:10:59,523 --> 00:11:02,222 and have an arbitration about what words we can and can't use 317 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:04,267 to describe Mac's sexuality. 318 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:08,924 Cool! Super funny 319 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,839 and not the least bit anti-Semitic. 320 00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:13,233 You get it! You get it. 321 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:14,408 Should we just get out of here? 322 00:11:14,451 --> 00:11:15,931 - Let's do that. - Yeah. Well, hold on. 323 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,064 Well, okay, but hang on. 324 00:11:18,107 --> 00:11:19,935 Wait, Dennis. Hey, excuse me. 325 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,502 Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Dennis, wait, wait, 326 00:11:21,545 --> 00:11:24,157 wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Where'd you go? 327 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,159 Where'd you go? Oh, no. 328 00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:28,291 Oh, no. 329 00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:29,901 Dennis! 330 00:11:31,555 --> 00:11:34,384 Why won't Dennis answer my calls? 331 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,691 Dude, who cares? Man, I'm so sick of this texting shit. 332 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:39,302 - Come on. - It's like we're not even enjoying the zoo, man. 333 00:11:39,346 --> 00:11:40,869 - No see no animals. - "Missed your calls." 334 00:11:40,912 --> 00:11:42,305 - That's what it is. - Jesus Christ. 335 00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:43,406 - Oh, dude, he... - He missed them. 336 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,047 - He's lying to you. - He's avoiding you. 337 00:11:45,091 --> 00:11:46,527 Look, can we just go see the meerkats? 338 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:47,745 Please? Let's just drop it. 339 00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:49,095 We'll go to the meerkats. We'll have fun. 340 00:11:49,138 --> 00:11:51,271 I want to go taunt the gorillas before they get fed 341 00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:52,620 and they're not hungry anymore. 342 00:11:52,663 --> 00:11:54,665 Why do you even want to taunt a gorilla? What is that? 343 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:55,753 Oh, it's hysterical. 344 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:57,929 I sit there, eat a banana real slow, 345 00:11:57,973 --> 00:11:59,279 and he comes up to the glass, 346 00:11:59,322 --> 00:12:02,238 and he's banging on the glass like the dumb ape he is. 347 00:12:02,282 --> 00:12:05,676 It will bang its hands bloody trying to get the banana. 348 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,982 How is that funny? 349 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,985 It's funny 'cause he can't get the banana. 350 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,291 All right, dude. You know what? 351 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,770 Go ahead. Go taunt the gorillas, all right? 352 00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:14,772 But I'm going to the meerkats. I'm not going with you. 353 00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,687 Suit yourself. 354 00:12:16,731 --> 00:12:17,993 All right, can we just go to the meer...? 355 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,112 What are you doing now? 356 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,156 - What is this? - I'm just sending one last text. 357 00:12:20,169 --> 00:12:21,649 You're gonna send another gi... Another gi... 358 00:12:21,692 --> 00:12:23,955 - Okay, it's gonna take a little bit of... Oh! - Oh. 359 00:12:23,999 --> 00:12:25,305 Oh, he read that so fast. 360 00:12:25,348 --> 00:12:26,697 - He didn't read it at all! - I think... 361 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,351 Dude, he doesn't want to talk to you! 362 00:12:28,395 --> 00:12:30,136 Can we just please go to the meerkats, dude? 363 00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:31,237 No. You know what I'm gonna do? 364 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,443 I'm just gonna hang out in the bathroom for a while. 365 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,793 You're gonna hang out in the bathroom? 366 00:12:35,837 --> 00:12:38,144 - Yeah, for a while. - Why? 367 00:12:38,187 --> 00:12:40,015 It's a gay thing, so you really wouldn't understand. 368 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,451 - What? - Yeah, you know, it's, like, 369 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,584 bathrooms at zoos are, like, 370 00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:46,108 big Grindr spots for closeted dads. 371 00:12:46,152 --> 00:12:47,979 Dude, I know what's up here. You're ditching me, man. 372 00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:49,329 You're-you're ditching me 373 00:12:49,372 --> 00:12:51,244 so you can go beg forgiveness from Dennis, dude. 374 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:53,159 - It's so pathetic, man. - No, I am not, Charlie. 375 00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:54,943 - It's so pathetic, dude. Dude, you're no meerkat. - I am not! 376 00:12:54,986 --> 00:12:56,814 - I'm not doing th... I am a... Don't... - I'll tell you... 377 00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:58,164 You're not a meerkat. 378 00:12:58,207 --> 00:12:59,469 - Don't be... - Meerkats stick together, Mac! 379 00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:00,731 Don't be like that, Charlie. 380 00:13:00,775 --> 00:13:02,472 Of course I'm a meerkat, all right? 381 00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,257 Bullshit! Then why aren't you hanging with me?! 382 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,389 I just want to go meet my needs real quick... 383 00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:08,043 What about the needs of the group, Mac? 384 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,045 I'm gonna meet the needs of the group, Charlie, after that, 385 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,264 but I just feel like... Are you... 386 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,569 are you pissing on me?! 387 00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:14,267 - Yeah. - Oh, uh... 388 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,572 Direct eye contact? 389 00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:16,673 Yeah! 390 00:13:20,186 --> 00:13:22,405 - Your neck's very high. - Yeah. 391 00:13:22,449 --> 00:13:24,059 - Okay, I'm done. - Oh. - 392 00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:28,237 Don't look at me. 393 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,419 _ 394 00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:43,388 _ 395 00:13:44,227 --> 00:13:45,466 _ 396 00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:47,898 _ 397 00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:52,794 _ 398 00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:02,315 Goddamn it! 399 00:14:06,692 --> 00:14:07,708 _ 400 00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,261 _ 401 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,463 Dennis. 402 00:14:20,507 --> 00:14:22,117 Y-You came to talk to me. 403 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,032 Unless this is, like, a Grindr situation? 404 00:14:24,075 --> 00:14:25,164 I came to piss. 405 00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,123 Look, man, I know that you're mad at me, 406 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,777 but when you said that thing about "C lions," 407 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:32,258 - Charlie was like... - Oh, that's a lie. 408 00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:34,477 That's just a lie, because Charlie can't read. 409 00:14:34,521 --> 00:14:37,219 All right, it was all my fault, but it was an honest mistake. 410 00:14:37,263 --> 00:14:38,481 One thing, Mac. 411 00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:41,223 I mean, I came here to see one goddamn thing, 412 00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,269 and you ruined it with your texting nonsense. 413 00:14:43,312 --> 00:14:45,271 Yes, but I have some new information. 414 00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:47,925 There's going to be another live feeding. 415 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,365 - Go on. - Yeah. 416 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:54,454 A goat is to be sacrificed. 417 00:14:54,497 --> 00:14:57,021 I heard an employee in here. He was talking about it. 418 00:14:57,065 --> 00:15:00,503 - Now, I offered to blow him, but he was like, "Nah, I'm..." - Goat? 419 00:15:02,723 --> 00:15:05,334 That's some Jurassic Park shit. I like it. 420 00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:09,077 But if you're gonna join me, 421 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,166 you must follow my every command because, I swear to God, 422 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,168 if you make me miss this one, too, 423 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,650 I will feed you to the lions myself. 424 00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:18,434 Okay. 425 00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:21,437 Are you pissing on me? 426 00:15:21,481 --> 00:15:23,613 Yeah. 427 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,878 You guys grinding? 428 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:30,577 - Ah. - _ 429 00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:33,275 Hey! Where you a... 430 00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:36,104 Where you at, you big, dumb baboon? 431 00:15:36,147 --> 00:15:39,107 Huh? 432 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:40,326 Uh, excuse me. 433 00:15:40,369 --> 00:15:43,416 Excuse me. Where's the, uh... 434 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:46,288 - Where's the big animal? The... Uh. - _ 435 00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:48,638 Ah. Annoying bird. 436 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,118 - The what? - Nah. 437 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:52,338 No, it's just the phones are... they're so distracting. 438 00:15:52,381 --> 00:15:55,428 Now, where's the big, dumb, you know, the ape, the animal? 439 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:56,559 The-the-the silverback? 440 00:15:56,603 --> 00:15:58,082 Yeah, the dummy. Yeah. 441 00:15:58,126 --> 00:15:59,432 Yeah. Uh, well, that's Andy. Uh, Andy... 442 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,347 - Andy the dummy. - Yeah. 443 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,218 - He can be pretty shy. - Yeah... He can be... Yeah. 444 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,350 So, yeah. So, sometimes you have to 445 00:16:04,393 --> 00:16:06,003 - look to find him 'cause... - Ah... Oh, excuse me. 446 00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:09,224 - _ - What does this bitch... 447 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,357 What is she talking about? 448 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,576 I... 449 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:16,362 Hey! Hey! 450 00:16:16,405 --> 00:16:17,450 Hey! 451 00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:19,669 You big, dumb... Where's my bananas?! 452 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,019 Son of a... 453 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,456 You bastard! 454 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,805 Give me those bananas! 455 00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:38,601 Come on. 456 00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:43,985 _ 457 00:16:45,157 --> 00:16:47,102 _ 458 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,603 _ 459 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,056 _ 460 00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:59,350 _ 461 00:17:02,451 --> 00:17:04,453 Learn to read, idiot. 462 00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:06,702 _ 463 00:17:12,592 --> 00:17:13,854 Goddamn it! 464 00:17:13,897 --> 00:17:15,551 Okay. 465 00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:18,075 So, this should be getting started any minute. 466 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,295 I'm gonna drop a quick pin because I think the guys 467 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,644 - are gonna want to see this. - Yeah. 468 00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:23,559 You know, I got to say, something feels a little off 469 00:17:23,603 --> 00:17:26,214 to me a-about all this. W-Why are we in the exhibit? 470 00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:27,520 That doesn't feel safe, you know. 471 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:30,610 And why are a bunch of children in the exhibit as well? 472 00:17:30,653 --> 00:17:33,264 Yes, that does seem a little strange, doesn't it? 473 00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:35,571 Hi-hi. Uh, sir? Excuse me. 474 00:17:35,615 --> 00:17:37,660 Uh, yeah. 475 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:39,575 When is the goat to be slaughtered? 476 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:41,534 Excuse me? 477 00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:44,450 When is the goat going to be fed to the lion? 478 00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:47,322 Uh, my friend engaged in a sexual exchange for information 479 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,672 and was told there was going to be a sacrifice. 480 00:17:49,716 --> 00:17:52,066 Well, he tried but I said no. 481 00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,459 - Oh, that's... - It's not what you think. 482 00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:56,070 I think there's been some miscommunication. 483 00:17:56,113 --> 00:17:57,680 This is the-the petting zoo. 484 00:17:57,724 --> 00:18:00,814 We're feeding the goats. We're not slaughtering them. 485 00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:07,560 Uh... 486 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,388 - Dennis, I, uh... - It's fine. 487 00:18:11,346 --> 00:18:13,566 No, it's fine, Mac. 488 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:16,133 This is all fine. 489 00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:19,136 - Why don't we just go to the next exhibit. - Oh. 490 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,617 Cool. Yeah, I thought you were actually gonna be upset with me. 491 00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:25,491 Dennis? 492 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,712 Dennis?! 493 00:18:29,756 --> 00:18:33,063 Dennis? Dennis! 494 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,412 _ 495 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,943 - Here you go, ma'am. Have fun. - Huh? What? 496 00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:45,380 - No. What's this? - Okay, kids. 497 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,469 Let's go! 498 00:18:47,513 --> 00:18:48,731 What? 499 00:19:10,797 --> 00:19:12,755 No, get away from me. 500 00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:17,717 No. God, please help me! 501 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,238 _ 502 00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:28,046 _ 503 00:19:31,164 --> 00:19:31,847 _ 504 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,617 _ 505 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,155 _ 506 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,191 _ 507 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:27,047 ♪ Circle of life ♪ 508 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:31,486 ♪ And it moves us all ♪ 509 00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:38,841 ♪ In the circle ♪ 510 00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:41,627 ♪ The circle ♪ 511 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:45,805 ♪ Of life. ♪ 512 00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:47,807 - Oh! - Meerkats! Meerkats! 513 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,591 - That was amazing! - I knew what you were saying 514 00:20:49,635 --> 00:20:51,201 - by the looks on your faces. - Yeah. -Yeah. 515 00:20:51,245 --> 00:20:53,464 Hey, guys. I-I felt connected to you for the first time today. 516 00:20:53,508 --> 00:20:55,510 Yeah, see, that's what it's all about. 517 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,164 - You know what I mean? - Dude, Charlie, 518 00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,601 that smile said a thousand words, you know? 519 00:20:59,645 --> 00:21:00,950 It was like, "I told you so," 520 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,518 but also, "I forgive you." I understood everything. 521 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,389 - Yeah, I forgave you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I could tell, Mac, 522 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,609 by the look on your face, that you really were sorry 523 00:21:07,653 --> 00:21:09,089 - about me having to miss that lion feeding. - Mm-hmm. 524 00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,656 And I-I really appreciated that, bro. 525 00:21:10,699 --> 00:21:11,874 See, that's the thing, you know? 526 00:21:11,918 --> 00:21:13,528 Like, even though we were texting all day 527 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:14,877 and we were in constant communication, 528 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:17,227 I don't really think we were communicating at all. 529 00:21:17,271 --> 00:21:18,968 - That's a real form of communi... - Yeah, I am getting one, though. 530 00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,666 - Yeah, me, too. - I do want to... Bowling ball, 531 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,798 water, eggplant, queen... 532 00:21:22,842 --> 00:21:24,844 Oh, Frank is pissing on Mac. Very good. 533 00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:25,901 - Yeah. - Yes, I am. - 534 00:21:25,945 --> 00:21:27,020 - Yeah, yeah. - Come on. 535 00:21:27,063 --> 00:21:28,543 - Oh, he is! - He is for real. 536 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,023 - Nice one. - That's a great text, Dee. - Thank you. 537 00:21:30,066 --> 00:21:31,764 - Oh, ah... You want a great text? I'm gonna... - _ 538 00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,635 - No, no, Dee... Dee beat you to it. - Yeah. 539 00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:34,680 Huh? What do you think? 540 00:21:34,723 --> 00:21:36,769 Well, then, I'm gonna do one from the heart. 541 00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:38,553 - I'm gonna do one from the heart. - You liked it for real? 542 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:39,772 Oh, Mac, I like that. What is that? 543 00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:42,035 I mean, they are... they're just funny. 544 00:21:42,078 --> 00:21:45,995 ♪ It's the circle ♪ 545 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,694 ♪ The circle ♪ 546 00:21:48,737 --> 00:21:50,783 ♪ Of life ♪ 547 00:22:24,226 --> 00:22:26,266 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com