1 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,418 (screaming) 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,674 The Dark Ones. 3 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,005 They're here. 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,179 Ruby killed me. 5 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,178 She killed me with the dagger. 6 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,679 Pablo: There's someone else inside of her body. 7 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,477 That's why Kelly couldn't come through the rift. 8 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,054 Her soul doesn't have a body to come back to. 9 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,390 It's a little weird having Kelly doing this to me. 10 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,693 Pablo, I'm going to the hardware store, so get the rift ready. 11 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:32,022 I got Kelly. I got the Necronomicon. 12 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,697 Ruby's dead. 13 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,276 Man on radio: We interrupt this program with an emergency bulletin. 14 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,077 Due to the extensive violent rioting, 15 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,201 the Governor of Michigan has implemented Marshall Law. 16 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,659 The Dark Ones, they got the Necronomicon. 17 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,211 (screaming) 18 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:48,583 Woman: Run! 19 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,586 Man: Run, run, run! Go, go! 20 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:55,295 Fuck! 21 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,630 Dad?! 22 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,386 Brandy. 23 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,012 As your father, 24 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,720 I will always tell you to stand up for what you believe in. 25 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,897 But in this case... 26 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,269 run! 27 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,976 (beast growls) 28 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,483 Pablo, help me get Kelly's body! 29 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,402 - Brandy: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Get that dagger! 30 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,860 (growling continues) 31 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,247 I got it! 32 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,494 (yelps) 33 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,248 One by one, we will take you! 34 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,748 Brandy, duck! 35 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:29,920 (groans) 36 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,249 This way! Out the back door! 37 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,753 Deadite: Give me that dagger! 38 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,965 Ash: Come on. 39 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,302 (groaning) 40 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:43,510 Dead by dawn! 41 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,940 - (Brandy groans) - (Deadite yelling) 42 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,107 (chuckling) 43 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,105 I have never been so proud. 44 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:54,278 (beast growls) 45 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,321 Come on! Now! 46 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,070 (dramatic music playing) 47 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,872 Oh, yeah. Right! 48 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,335 - What is that? - It's Kandar, the Destroyer. 49 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,462 And it's come to test the mettle of man. 50 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,669 Ash? 51 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,629 We're doomed. 52 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,589 This is it, Ash. 53 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,140 Everything that's ever been foretold... 54 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,967 The Necronomicon, your destiny. 55 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,054 It all comes down to this moment. 56 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,480 It's the final test, Jefe. 57 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,979 He's right! Ash is the demon killer. 58 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,480 So go! 59 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:34,981 Go kill the demon! 60 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,563 Yes, I do kill demons, but that... 61 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,150 that thing is bullshit, man. 62 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,030 No way. I'm not doing it. 63 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,988 If it's here to test you, then-then you will get out there 64 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,823 - and you will fight! - Let go of him! 65 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,704 - No! - Let go of him! 66 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,581 Damn you, Ash Williams! 67 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,583 You're no hero. You're a coward! 68 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,164 And you're going to get us all killed! 69 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,668 Well, I'm not gonna let that happen. 70 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,341 Hey, he's here! 71 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,510 Hey, Ash Williams is the one you want! 72 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:03,089 - Dude, that's a really bad idea! - He's right here. 73 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,101 (screaming) 74 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,222 (neck cracking) 75 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,057 Let's go! 76 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,861 Pablo: I'm right behind you! 77 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,949 (screaming) 78 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,276 (growling) 79 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,779 - (shrieking) - (yelling) 80 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,455 (suspenseful music playing) 81 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,336 (thunder rumbling) 82 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,709 (distant growls) 83 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,961 This can't be real! This can't be happening! 84 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,963 Oh, it's real. 85 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,677 Okay. 86 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,135 This is a bit worse than usual. 87 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,812 A bit worse? Dad, what are we going to do? 88 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,264 How are we gonna fight that thing? 89 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,565 Maybe it'll just go away. 90 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,438 Guys, check this out. 91 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,108 Man on TV: Auckland, Paris, and Berlin 92 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,360 are now reporting similar events to New York. 93 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,068 Militaries in affected countries are being mobilized. 94 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:08,075 Let's go over to Gordon Daly in New York. 95 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,997 What happened? What did you see? 96 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,574 Man: Uh, uh, the... 97 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,160 the hole opened up in the ground, these creatures, uh... 98 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,588 demon came out and started attacking everybody. 99 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,132 (yelling, shrieking on TV) 100 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,379 (gasping) 101 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,836 Oh, my God. 102 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:26,093 Jefe... it's global. 103 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,266 Global? 104 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,560 - (thunder rumbles) - Oh, great. 105 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,683 I've doomed humanity. 106 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,444 Yeah, well, you know what? 107 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,484 Not like I didn't tell 'em. 108 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,113 Pablo, how many times you heard me say this, huh? 109 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,865 Why me?! 110 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,240 Who am I?! 111 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,072 Nobody. Nobody! 112 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,408 Guy from Elk Grove, Michigan. 113 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,835 Where the fuck is that? In the middle of jack shit nowhere. 114 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,878 That's where. You know what? 115 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,375 I got news for you. 116 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,877 I didn't ask for this! 117 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,583 You think I want this horse shit? 118 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,418 Be covered in blood 24/7? 119 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,926 Who the fuck would want that?! 120 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,471 Savior my ass. 121 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,927 (sighs) 122 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:17,349 I'm a... a goddamn failure. 123 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,649 Don't say that. 124 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,273 - Jefe, we're still in this. - (scoffs) Yeah. 125 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,695 We got Kelly's body. 126 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,147 We need to save her. 127 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,733 Yeah, why? So she can die with the rest of us? 128 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,910 So she can die with the rest of the human race?! 129 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,321 Enough! 130 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,657 I don't know much about this Evil Dead crap, 131 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,538 and I know even less about why it chose you. 132 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,290 But it did. 133 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,871 You're the "Savior of Humanity," 134 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,878 so get on your damn feet and own up to who you are! 135 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,130 In the short time that I have known you, 136 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,008 I have seen things that I never thought existed. 137 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:52,342 Seen you do things that I never thought possible. 138 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,518 You taught me to trust you. 139 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,311 You taught to believe in you. 140 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,934 And I do. 141 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,767 Please, don't let me down now. 142 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,275 You're right by God. 143 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,324 (hopeful music playing) 144 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,868 (joints cracking) 145 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:12,991 (groans) Oh, boy. 146 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,073 Give-give me a hand here. 147 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:20,461 I've been kicking evil's ass for more than 30 years. 148 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,712 Who cares if Kandar is six feet tall or 600? 149 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:28,465 I'm gonna show the world what a Williams can do. 150 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,590 First things first. 151 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,098 Is this really the best time to be getting baked? 152 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,305 I'm not gonna fight that thing with a clear head. 153 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,099 No. 154 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,980 - Don't do drugs. - But you... 155 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,065 Are not going to pick up the bad habits of your father. 156 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,491 You got that? 157 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,741 - Yes, Dad. - Okay, gear up. 158 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,243 Get some water, some food, some tools. 159 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,575 - Where are we going? - You are going out of town. 160 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,910 - No, I'm not leaving now. - You can't stay here. 161 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,838 Evil has a bullseye on my back the size of Tiger Stadium. 162 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,460 I can't put you in any more danger. 163 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,337 - No, I can take care of myself! - No! 164 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,511 - Why not?! - Because I can't watch you die again! 165 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,351 Look, I know that we don't really know each other... 166 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,143 but you're my daughter, you're part of me. 167 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,225 Yeah, and you're all that I have left now. 168 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,606 If we are going to die... 169 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,153 Again. 170 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,652 Again. I want to die together. 171 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,368 I'm a Williams, too. We're family. 172 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,912 - Okay. - (sighs) 173 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,460 Hey, Pablo, let's get back to that rift and save Kelly's soul, 174 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:47,085 because honestly, I can't stand her smell much longer. 175 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:49,292 But how? Evil's all over Elk Grove. 176 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,673 There's no way you and Brandy are gonna make it to the hardware store. 177 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,970 What? And you can? 178 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,924 There's something about my Brujo abilities. 179 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,009 Evil sees me as one of them. 180 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,140 So, you're like Kane. 181 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,516 - That's what I was thinking. - (Ash laughs) 182 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,223 - Kane? - Kane. WWE. He's a wrestler. 183 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,650 Half good, half bad. Come on, Brandy keep up. 184 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,069 Pablo, you can't do this alone. 185 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,989 I know a way me and Brandy can get there without being seen. 186 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,074 Okay, this connects to the main line in town. 187 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,329 Which leads right to the hardware store cellar. 188 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,786 Unseen! 189 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,791 Always thinking one step ahead of evil. 190 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,760 Those are military jets, Jefe! 191 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,510 Okay, this won't take us long. We'll meet you there. 192 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,763 - Ready? - All right, let's dance. 193 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,192 Brandy: Whoa. 194 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,365 What is this place? 195 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,114 Well, most of Elk Grove drains right through this abandoned mine. 196 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,445 It's this way. 197 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,457 (creature squishing) 198 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,956 (people yelling) 199 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,465 (evil laughter) 200 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,388 (yelling continues) 201 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,557 (beast growling) 202 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,803 (jets whirring) 203 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,645 Holy shit! 204 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,605 They're just making it more powerful. 205 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,656 (beast screeching) 206 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:52,589 Three days ago my biggest concern was getting out of Elk Grove. 207 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,213 Now I'm under it, with Ashy Slashy, 208 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,010 who turns out to be my father 209 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,089 and we're facing the end of humanity. 210 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,424 Yep, that's a hell of a shit sandwich, kiddo. 211 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,054 I eat 'em every day. 212 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,101 I'm really sorry. 213 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,648 That must've really sucked going through everything you did 214 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,851 and no one believing you. 215 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,188 When this is all over, I'd really like to hear about it. 216 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,864 And you. 217 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,362 Deal. 218 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,278 Hey, uh... 219 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:31,212 The night I first found the Necronomicon, I had this. 220 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,503 I've never told anyone this before... 221 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,969 but ever since that day, 222 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,422 I always carried this necklace on me. 223 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,509 Not sure why exactly. I guess I thought it would keep me safe. 224 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,146 I want you to have it. 225 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,645 - Oh, I can't take that. - No, please. Trust me. 226 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,192 I can't keep doing this shit forever. 227 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,815 It belongs in your hands now. 228 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,147 I feel better knowing that you have it. 229 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,944 Thank you. 230 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,502 (skittering) 231 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,420 (roaring) 232 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,004 I don't think we're alone down here. 233 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,920 (thuds) 234 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,006 Deadite: Ashy Slashy... 235 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,888 - Don't worry. It's only one of 'em. - ...hatchet and saw. 236 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,219 (evil laughter) 237 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,226 And all of his buddies. 238 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,602 Deadites: Ashy Slashy... 239 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,436 hatchet and saw, 240 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,898 cuts out your tongue so you can't... 241 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:42,574 yell! 242 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,821 (both scream) 243 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,653 (roaring) 244 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,282 Go! That way! 245 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,666 Deadite: Where are you going? 246 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,872 (screeching) 247 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,586 (screeching) 248 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,723 Get out of here, daughter. 249 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,550 (roaring) 250 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,275 (yelling) 251 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,118 Deadite: We're not finished with you! 252 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,090 (gasps) 253 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,585 Jefe! 254 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,466 Evil's upstairs. 255 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,921 They're in the drains, too. 256 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,222 Okay, no time to waste. 257 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,220 - Do me. - No, I'm going in. 258 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,097 What did I just tell you about the "not dying" thing? 259 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,348 Oh, my God! 260 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,179 - You wanna be grounded? - My God. 261 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,856 One foot in each world. 262 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,817 Jefe, the rift's already open. 263 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,860 I might be able to just go in. 264 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,734 No, Pablo. What if you're wrong? 265 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,941 - What if I'm right? - (thuds) 266 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,650 Brandy. 267 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,487 (growls) 268 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,618 Dad... 269 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,792 I can do this, Jefe. 270 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,039 All right, go get her. 271 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,009 Brandy, hang onto that. I got these jokers. 272 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,803 - (roaring) - And I got this guy. 273 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,640 Here we go. 274 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,103 We found you, Ash! 275 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,808 The Book of the Dead is now ours... 276 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,020 Your Mama should have taught you not to speak with your mouth full. 277 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,908 - (Deadite roars) - (Brandy yells) 278 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,344 - (Brandy yells) - (Deadite groans) 279 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,645 Heads up. 280 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,064 What the fuck?! 281 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,372 (grunting) 282 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,374 Pablo! 283 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,961 Kelly? 284 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:50,962 No. 285 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,049 No, no, no. Kelly. 286 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,225 Kelly? 287 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,893 I brought her through. 288 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,221 No! No! 289 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,932 No! I don't understand. 290 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,862 I wanted to save you, but I couldn't. 291 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,739 I'm sorry. 292 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,160 Descansa en paz, mi amor. 293 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,447 (gasping) 294 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,914 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 295 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,586 - (gasping) - You're fine. You're safe. 296 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,424 - Am I alive? - Mm-hmm. 297 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,842 You're alive. 298 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,840 (slow piano music playing) 299 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,768 - Hi. - Hi. 300 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,022 - (piano music stops) - What the actual... 301 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,444 Fuck me! 302 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,192 Oh, I look like Keith Richards. 303 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,114 I was thinking more Iggy Pop. 304 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,782 Filthy and not fine. 305 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,360 (laughing) 306 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,117 Yep, there's two of 'em now. 307 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,788 (breathing rapidly) 308 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,912 - Hey, Ash. (groans) - Easy. 309 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,462 (sighs) I'm sorry, Ash. 310 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,382 I thought I could take Ruby on my own. 311 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,673 I thought I could be like you. 312 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,637 I was wrong. 313 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,136 - Fuckin' A right, you were. - (rumbling) 314 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,137 Oh, Ash, what the hell did you do this time? 315 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,968 Nothing! Didn't do anything. 316 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,394 (groaning) 317 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,564 The Dark Ones have the Necronomicon. 318 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,639 What? 319 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,646 - (loud thud) - Ash: Get out! Get out now! 320 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,037 (gunfire outside) 321 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,921 (beast roaring) 322 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,181 (people yelling) 323 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,267 Dad, don't leave me. 324 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,019 I won't, kiddo. 325 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,225 - I promise you. - (beast roaring) 326 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,354 (soldiers yelling) 327 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,864 Girl: Mom?! 328 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,119 Mom! 329 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,542 Where are you, Mom? 330 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,119 (gunfire, explosion) 331 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,875 Hi, hey, you okay? 332 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,547 You hurt? No? 333 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,044 Fall back! Bravo, cover fire! 334 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,215 Move, move, move! 335 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,419 Come on! Move it, move it! 336 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,754 Jesus! 337 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,213 Soldier: Hold your fire! 338 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,890 - Everybody okay? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. 339 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,845 - Let's go! - Soldier: I repeat, fall back... 340 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:44,974 (groans) 341 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,977 Here we go, here we go. All right, hang on tight! 342 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,650 Fall back! 343 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,022 Move back! Move back! 344 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,273 Back, back, back! 345 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,903 Oh, shit! 346 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,485 (roars) 347 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,070 Behind you! Watch out! 348 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,155 (growling) 349 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,669 - (yells) - (Deadite groans) 350 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,339 Come on! 351 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,462 Fuck you! 352 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,963 (soldier groans in the distance) 353 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,051 (indistinct yelling) 354 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,928 Kelly! 355 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,634 Come on! 356 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,015 - (beast shrieks) - I got ya! 357 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,977 - Come with me! - Get 'em in there! Let's go! Let's go! 358 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,524 (explosion) 359 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,193 Get into the transport! We're evacuating! 360 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,941 We're out of time, people! 361 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,613 Soldier: Sir! 362 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,112 Strike group authorized! They're gonna nuke it! 363 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,282 Commander: God damn it! Not until we're clear! 364 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,032 On our signal! On our signal! 365 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,286 Jefe, that won't kill it. It's only gonna make it stronger. 366 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,616 - Bigger. - Hey, Chief! 367 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,292 I wouldn't nuke that thing if I were you. 368 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,961 Get your ass into the transport, or you're on your own, cowboy! 369 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,664 (gunfire) 370 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,874 (screaming) 371 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,301 - (Deadite screeching) - Fuck! 372 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,753 (shrieking) 373 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,133 - Give me that! - Fuck! 374 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,135 - Yeah, you want some more? - Come on, let's go! 375 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,466 Let's go! Get in there! 376 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,846 Commander: Gather up the rest of this! 377 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,393 We're out! We then fire! 378 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,188 Dad, get in! 379 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,266 (beast roars) 380 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,994 Brandy: No! 381 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,330 What are you doing?! 382 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,216 My father always said I ran from my fights, Brandy. 383 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,423 I'm not running from this one. 384 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,847 Ash, come on. Get in the fucking truck! 385 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,515 Ash: Kelly, the people are gonna need a strong leader. 386 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,391 Someone they can depend on. 387 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,722 Someone they can believe in. 388 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,353 That's you. 389 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,684 Pablo. 390 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,690 You're the Jefe now. 391 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:00,864 You save them. 392 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,746 You said you wouldn't leave me! 393 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,700 I'm doing this for you. I'm doing it for all of you. 394 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,745 I gotta finally for once, own up to who the hell I am. 395 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,081 (sobbing) 396 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,552 Soldiers, we are leaving! Let's go! 397 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,062 Commander: I repeat. Clear. 398 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,024 (helicopters whirring) 399 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,279 (beast roars) 400 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,491 Come get some. 401 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,290 ("Stormbringer" by Deep Purple playing) 402 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,171 Oh, that could be handy. 403 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:13,304 Okay, Ash, just like Battle Zone, the arcade game. 404 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,638 How hard could it be right? 405 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,019 ♪ Coming out of nowhere, driving like rain ♪ 406 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,476 ♪ Stormbringer dance on the thunder again... ♪ 407 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,936 Oh, oh! 408 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,942 ♪ Dark cloud gathering, breaking the day ♪ 409 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,115 ♪ No point running because it's coming your way ♪ 410 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,442 Oh! 411 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,993 ♪ Ride the rainbow ♪ 412 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,492 - ♪ Crack the sky ♪ - Sorry, Pablo! My bad! 413 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,170 ♪ Stormbringer coming ♪ 414 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,588 That's it. 415 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,166 ♪ Time to die ♪ 416 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,250 Ohh. 417 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,257 (car alarm blares, stops) 418 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,807 Come on, you bucket of bolts! 419 00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,235 Okay, big boy! 420 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,485 Ashley J. Williams is coming for you! 421 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,657 Yeah! 422 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,921 (beast roars) 423 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,502 There you are, you big bastard! 424 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,882 Don't go anywhere. 425 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,215 I've got a little something for ya. 426 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,400 Locked and loaded. 427 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,700 (whistles) 428 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,372 Hey, you bag of assholes! 429 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,575 You looking for me?! 430 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,547 (roars) 431 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,465 (beast shrieks) 432 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,395 You want to test the mettle of man, huh? 433 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,103 How about if you taste the metal of man?! 434 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,059 (clicks) 435 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,144 (clicking) 436 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,945 Oh, crap! 437 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:29,193 Whoa! 438 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,111 (shrieking) 439 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,451 Whoa! 440 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,250 (roaring) 441 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,918 Whoa! 442 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,916 Oh! 443 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:51,882 (beeping) 444 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,803 (beeping continues) 445 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,768 (shrieking) 446 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,846 Ohh. 447 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,859 (Ash groans) 448 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,657 (beast screeching) 449 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,955 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 450 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,175 Oh! No! 451 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:34,004 (beast groans) 452 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,718 (celestial sounds) 453 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,771 (distant roars) 454 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,867 (sounds stop) 455 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,034 (indistinct, eerie whispers) 456 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:16,922 (computer beeps) 457 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,767 (beeping, whirring) 458 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,282 (beeping) 459 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,742 (groans) 460 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,708 (beeping continues) 461 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,835 (air whooshing, beeping) 462 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,761 Hello. 463 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,613 (beeping) 464 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,503 (whirring) 465 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,471 (suspenseful music playing) 466 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,674 The Savior is awake. 467 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,428 Come. 468 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,849 (whirring) 469 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,953 (door opening) 470 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,299 Ash: Oh, no. 471 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,305 It's all gone. 472 00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:28,136 Woman: Not everything. 473 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,516 ("Space Truckin'" by Deep Purple playing) 474 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:40,815 Okay. 475 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,575 What's going on? Where's my daughter? 476 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,077 I'll explain while you drive. 477 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,993 The Dark Ones are on the move. 478 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,170 ♪ Well, we had a lot of luck on Venus ♪ 479 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:58,341 ♪ We always had a ball on Mars ♪ 480 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,920 ♪ We meetin' all the groovy people ♪ 481 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,176 ♪ We've rocked the Milky Way so far ♪ 482 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:09,268 ♪ We danced around with Borealis ♪ 483 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:14,816 ♪ We're space truckin' 'round to the stars ♪ 484 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:20,068 ♪ Come on ♪ 485 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,490 ♪ Let's go space truckin' ♪ 486 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:24,613 ♪ Come on ♪ 487 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:28,704 How do you feel, Sire? 488 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,952 (engine revving) 489 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,912 Groovy. (shouts) 490 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:41,218 ♪ Come on ♪ 491 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,044 ♪ Let's go space truckin' ♪ 492 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:48,884 ♪ Come on ♪ 493 00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:50,764 ♪ Space truckin' ♪ 494 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:54,097 ♪ The fireball that we rode was moving ♪ 495 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,025 ♪ But now we've got a new machine ♪ 496 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,854 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 497 00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:05,113 ♪ The freaks said, "Man, those cats can really swing" ♪ 498 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:09,242 ♪ They got music in their solar system ♪ 499 00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:12,870 ♪ They've rocked around the Milky Way ♪ 500 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,249 ♪ They danced around with Borealis ♪ 501 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:21,049 ♪ They're space truckin' everyday ♪ 502 00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:30,430 ♪ Come on ♪ 503 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,014 Created by A Vandelay