1 00:00:04,526 --> 00:00:07,295 ALARM BEEPS 2 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,706 SHE SIGHS 3 00:01:41,847 --> 00:01:44,936 Honestly, Hannah, it's completely inappropriate. 4 00:01:44,937 --> 00:01:47,121 - Dad! - Not to mention deeply damaging. 5 00:01:47,122 --> 00:01:48,685 You're paying the therapy bills. 6 00:01:48,687 --> 00:01:50,566 I thought it was Disney. 7 00:01:50,567 --> 00:01:54,316 - It was about a man who loved a dolphin. - A lot. 8 00:01:54,317 --> 00:01:57,176 - I'm sending you to boarding school. - Well, Tilly watched it, too! 9 00:01:57,177 --> 00:01:58,436 Right, both of you. 10 00:01:59,707 --> 00:02:01,536 Eat your bagel. 11 00:02:01,537 --> 00:02:02,896 Thank you. 12 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:09,316 - New? - Er, no. 13 00:02:09,317 --> 00:02:11,376 Yes. Hot. 14 00:02:11,377 --> 00:02:12,596 - Dad! - What? 15 00:02:14,057 --> 00:02:17,096 I've got lunch. With the new management team. 16 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:18,876 How is Christie? 17 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:21,976 - Still Danish? - Fine. And he's still Dutch. 18 00:02:21,977 --> 00:02:24,126 Tremendous. 19 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:26,986 TV: The truth is, you don't get on with your ex-wife. 20 00:02:26,987 --> 00:02:29,616 No, I mean, that's why the show is called My Ex-Wife... 21 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:32,896 No, we won't at this time of day mention the actual name of the show. 22 00:02:32,897 --> 00:02:36,456 But what would she say about you, Rex? 23 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:39,416 She'd probably call me something worse. 24 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:42,596 Yes, she would. 25 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:49,636 KIDS SHOUT AND ARGUE 26 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,396 If you want to kill each other, can you wait till after tonight? 27 00:02:52,397 --> 00:02:57,416 - I hate you! I hate you! - I hate you more! 28 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:06,836 - That's mine. - Give it back. 29 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:12,416 Liv, can you pull your skirt up a little higher? 30 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:16,916 Grandma's birthday card, it's on the TV. 31 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,886 Do not let me get drunk tonight. 32 00:03:18,887 --> 00:03:21,836 Do not drink. Don't be an arsehole. Do not be late. 33 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:24,226 We agreed if I was late, you would cover. 34 00:03:24,227 --> 00:03:25,966 Your family, your mother's birthday. 35 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:27,073 - I'm in court until... - Four... 36 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,106 plus I have a mountain of briefs. 37 00:03:29,107 --> 00:03:30,466 - Call Nina. - She won't come. 38 00:03:30,467 --> 00:03:33,276 Then I'll have to leave a message and then she'll have the upper hand. 39 00:03:33,277 --> 00:03:35,196 I have to see her twice today. 40 00:03:35,197 --> 00:03:38,106 Twice once at the office, once at the party. 41 00:03:38,107 --> 00:03:40,586 - It's just six weeks, Hannah. - And happily counting. 42 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,636 That's what happens when you walk from the family firm. 43 00:03:43,637 --> 00:03:46,306 But she's your sister, you'll talk. 44 00:03:46,307 --> 00:03:49,306 Plus, tonight, you'll drink. You'll make your speech and then... 45 00:03:49,307 --> 00:03:51,416 You know, I stopped listening five minutes ago. 46 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:54,046 - Oh, it is this the menopause? - Oh, there it is! 47 00:03:54,047 --> 00:03:56,666 Your arsehole status at once confirmed. 48 00:03:56,667 --> 00:03:58,826 Bins. 49 00:03:58,827 --> 00:04:00,746 Go brighten someone else's day. 50 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:04,496 Oi. 51 00:04:04,497 --> 00:04:05,806 Hey, hey. 52 00:04:05,807 --> 00:04:08,716 INDISTINCT CHATTER 53 00:05:30,057 --> 00:05:31,696 Hey, Donna. 54 00:05:33,197 --> 00:05:36,616 Be careful. Your mother's on fine form. 55 00:05:43,887 --> 00:05:46,136 Running late again? 56 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,246 We keeping count? 57 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:54,756 Your sister is threatening to use my old wedding dress. 58 00:05:54,757 --> 00:05:56,916 I couldn't tell her I burned it. 59 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,916 I suspect she's rooting through my wardrobe as we speak. 60 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:02,956 Hope and Pope. 61 00:06:02,957 --> 00:06:06,146 That's today? You're facing Hannah? 62 00:06:06,147 --> 00:06:07,614 Who's still pissed off because, as we know, 63 00:06:07,615 --> 00:06:10,646 you didn't step down and let her take over like you promised. 64 00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:12,056 Update. 65 00:06:13,697 --> 00:06:16,276 We're sticking on a couple of financial points. 66 00:06:16,277 --> 00:06:18,616 - Child access? - Also holding us up. 67 00:06:18,617 --> 00:06:22,416 His ex-wife's upset so his son's upset and now refusing to see him. 68 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:25,086 Delay the decree absolute if you need to. 69 00:06:25,087 --> 00:06:26,256 Yes. 70 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,686 That's what I thought. 71 00:06:29,687 --> 00:06:31,696 Sorry, happy... 72 00:06:31,697 --> 00:06:33,476 No, no. 73 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,256 No happy birthdays. 74 00:06:59,547 --> 00:07:01,326 My Ex-Wife's A Bitch. 75 00:07:01,327 --> 00:07:02,776 - Catchy. - I thought so. 76 00:07:02,777 --> 00:07:05,248 A little premature, not officially an ex-wife 77 00:07:05,249 --> 00:07:06,680 until after the decree absolute is in. 78 00:07:06,697 --> 00:07:09,575 And he asked himself why she won't let him see their child. 79 00:07:09,587 --> 00:07:10,917 I'll have security close by. 80 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:12,716 - War room? - Booked. 81 00:07:12,717 --> 00:07:16,326 The Pearson meeting is set for tomorrow, I briefed counsel. 82 00:07:16,327 --> 00:07:19,046 Watson, Demova, all to be signed. 83 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:22,276 And your father was here. I think he might still be downstairs. 84 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:25,416 Right. 85 00:07:25,417 --> 00:07:27,856 I thought I saw him in the square. 86 00:07:27,857 --> 00:07:30,676 - I put it... - No. Cancel. 87 00:07:30,677 --> 00:07:32,776 He was pretty insistent he wanted to see you. 88 00:07:32,777 --> 00:07:35,061 - He can't. - Oh, and Christie wants to brief you 89 00:07:35,062 --> 00:07:36,156 on your nine o'clock. 90 00:07:40,887 --> 00:07:44,036 - What nine o'clock? - Moving in is making progress, then? 91 00:07:45,957 --> 00:07:49,606 A corner window would be making progress. 92 00:07:49,607 --> 00:07:50,966 Tell me who I have to sleep with. 93 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,316 Susie Mackin, HR, second floor. 94 00:08:04,327 --> 00:08:05,876 It's a Mother's Day present. 95 00:08:06,907 --> 00:08:08,406 You dodged that bullet. 96 00:08:13,377 --> 00:08:15,866 Whatever you are asking, no. 97 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:17,836 David McKenzie. 98 00:08:17,837 --> 00:08:21,116 His business makes up 3% of JJ Johnson's entire turnover. 99 00:08:21,117 --> 00:08:23,036 I won't poach from any of the big five. 100 00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:25,196 You found him, late last night, we got the call. 101 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:27,626 He needs someone senior in family law. 102 00:08:27,627 --> 00:08:29,926 There isn't a kid who doesn't own a pair of his trainers. 103 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:32,696 - Can't Xander? - Your name stands for something. 104 00:08:32,697 --> 00:08:35,086 - They hear Defoe and... - Stern. 105 00:08:35,087 --> 00:08:36,626 I'm Stern now. 106 00:08:44,927 --> 00:08:47,556 Curious, you never thought of using your married name before. 107 00:08:47,557 --> 00:08:51,206 What can I say? Nathan finally wore me down. 108 00:08:54,027 --> 00:08:55,946 - You OK? - Er... 109 00:08:58,337 --> 00:08:59,836 Did you tell her? 110 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:02,786 David McKenzie. 111 00:09:12,397 --> 00:09:14,136 Mr and Mrs McKenzie. 112 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,716 Hannah Stern, senior partner. 113 00:09:16,717 --> 00:09:20,176 And this is my junior solicitor, Maggie. 114 00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:22,785 - Hiya. - So, perhaps you'd like to... 115 00:09:22,786 --> 00:09:24,916 bring me up to speed. 116 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,056 Thank you. 117 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:29,366 Davey? 118 00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:35,464 This is my new lawyer, Goldie, love. 119 00:09:36,825 --> 00:09:38,754 She's going to help me. 120 00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:40,484 - With what? - With our divorce. 121 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:45,404 We'll find you one of your own, of course. 122 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,864 You've been an exemplary wife and I can't fault you as a mother. 123 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,974 You'll be recompensed. 124 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:04,724 You'll get a healthy allowance, pay for your travel. 125 00:10:04,725 --> 00:10:08,514 There'll be, you know, a small income from your shares. 126 00:10:08,515 --> 00:10:11,374 We should tell the children soon. 127 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,344 I think they already suspect. 128 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:16,484 I'm sorry. 129 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:20,754 I just don't love you any more. 130 00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:22,204 Mrs McKenzie... 131 00:10:23,805 --> 00:10:25,444 ... why not take a breath? 132 00:10:27,595 --> 00:10:30,414 She had no representation. She didn't even know why she was there. 133 00:10:30,415 --> 00:10:31,464 So you ended the meeting? 134 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:35,524 - Yeah, of course. - Set up another with Mr McKenzie alone. 135 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,624 And he can instruct us formally on his divorce. 136 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,340 I don't do circus. This will be circus. 137 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:42,504 - Who doesn't love a circus? - Never have. 138 00:10:42,505 --> 00:10:44,084 Hate clowns. 139 00:10:44,385 --> 00:10:46,584 Your mother warned me. 140 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,644 You prefer to encourage settlement. 141 00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:51,694 You don't burn up enough hours in court. 142 00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:54,371 There's a certain paradox in a divorce lawyer 143 00:10:54,372 --> 00:10:56,664 - who's actually averse to divorce. - I'm not averse... 144 00:10:56,665 --> 00:11:01,214 He is a multimillionaire who wants us to litigate so you will litigate. 145 00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:02,664 And it will be a war. 146 00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:12,224 I Please tell my wife I I'll meet her downstairs. 147 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,964 Just as a matter of interest... 148 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,054 ... was she given any legal advice, 149 00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:25,354 your wife, before she came in at all? 150 00:11:29,335 --> 00:11:31,074 No, of course not. 151 00:11:31,075 --> 00:11:33,554 She didn't know you were going to divorce her today. 152 00:11:36,605 --> 00:11:41,014 - To be clear... - No, to be clear, legally, 153 00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:43,634 she's entitled to 50% and if I'm going to represent you, 154 00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:45,414 you need to know I play by the book. 155 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:48,604 So if there is anything you are keeping secret, 156 00:11:48,605 --> 00:11:50,574 now would be the time to say. 157 00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:52,824 Careful, Mrs Stern. 158 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:54,274 Remember what you said. 159 00:11:55,545 --> 00:11:56,854 Take a breath. 160 00:11:58,585 --> 00:11:59,994 Bill me for the skirt. 161 00:12:09,885 --> 00:12:11,804 You need to get a wet wipe on that. 162 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:26,674 Thank you. 163 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,134 Do you enjoy this, 164 00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:33,844 watching people tear themselves apart? 165 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:36,794 No. 166 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,184 But I trained from an early age. 167 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,374 Mrs McKenzie... 168 00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:57,324 ... I know you want to run right now but if I may give you some advice? 169 00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:03,094 Get the best solicitor you can afford. 170 00:13:03,095 --> 00:13:04,734 Keep swimming past the sharks, 171 00:13:04,735 --> 00:13:07,504 you find someone who can put herself in your shoes, 172 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:09,094 to give you the divorce 173 00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:12,094 she would want if she were to ever find herself there. 174 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,174 She? 175 00:13:23,765 --> 00:13:25,874 I'll ask Maggie to pull up a list. 176 00:13:45,235 --> 00:13:46,834 Thank you. 177 00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:55,834 No, I don't want a bloody lift. 178 00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:01,314 Ah, hello. Hannah Stern? 179 00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:03,054 - Just over there. - Thank you. 180 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:09,944 Oh. 181 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,724 Technically, I own half of that. 182 00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:17,164 Technically, you own 10%. It was for the Thompson case. 183 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:19,456 I won the Thompson case that got Mrs Thompson both houses 184 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:22,224 - and retained her sanity. - The shares? 185 00:14:22,605 --> 00:14:24,104 Nice sweetener. 186 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,684 Hello, Hannah. 187 00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,504 Hello, Nina. 188 00:14:31,505 --> 00:14:34,134 - New hair. - New job. 189 00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,714 Does Rex know Eddie's here? 190 00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,494 And Sarah wants to keep it that way. 191 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,934 He broke the terms of their agreement. 192 00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:53,024 My Ex-Wife's A Bitch, he didn't think of mentioning it? 193 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,834 She's a comedy agent, she was his agent, she knows the way this works. 194 00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:58,464 Yeah, well, hell hath no fury like an agent scorned. 195 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,664 What's David McKenzie doing downstairs? 196 00:15:02,405 --> 00:15:03,944 Nice shirt. 197 00:15:08,545 --> 00:15:13,554 Mr Pope, your ex-wife is experiencing considerable distress 198 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,944 - seeing her life... - Former life. 199 00:15:15,945 --> 00:15:18,434 ... with you continually sourced as material. 200 00:15:18,435 --> 00:15:20,304 Well, it's pretty distressing... 201 00:15:20,305 --> 00:15:23,024 For my client not to be able to see his son. 202 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:25,604 It's been three weeks since he's had Eddie. 203 00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:28,514 You can't use the gags about my mother's cancer. 204 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:30,664 Not even the chemo party bit? 205 00:15:30,665 --> 00:15:33,104 You see what I've got to work with here? 206 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:35,734 Have you got nothing happy to write about? 207 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,024 You used to find this funny. 208 00:15:38,025 --> 00:15:40,579 You used to say there was nothing so bad 209 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,009 you couldn't take the piss out of it. 210 00:15:42,015 --> 00:15:45,064 How else do I shine this shit?! 211 00:15:47,035 --> 00:15:50,634 - When you loved me... - Yeah, WHEN I loved you. 212 00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:53,314 But then you used to be funnier than this. 213 00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:54,518 All we would ask 214 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,144 is that you find an alternative source for your comedy. 215 00:15:58,145 --> 00:16:00,415 Otherwise the current situation with regard 216 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,964 to spending time with your son may be made permanent. 217 00:16:02,965 --> 00:16:05,034 No. No, no, no, no. 218 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,754 Our concern is that the continued separation between 219 00:16:07,755 --> 00:16:11,214 my client and his son compounds a growing parental alienation. 220 00:16:11,215 --> 00:16:15,254 - I love my son. - You think this is loving him? 221 00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:17,364 Sorry, I need a break. 222 00:16:17,365 --> 00:16:20,734 - You off, then? - You need to stay calm. 223 00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,654 Do not do this. 224 00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:28,614 Do not make threats with visitation, Hannah, do not screw with us. 225 00:16:28,615 --> 00:16:31,704 It's not a threat. We've negotiated a settlement. 226 00:16:31,705 --> 00:16:34,424 - We're nearly agreed... - How do you think Rex is going to pay for it? 227 00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:36,534 This tour, he needs this tour. 228 00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,294 I'm concerned for him. 229 00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:40,837 He's on the edge, he really is. 230 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:44,140 No-one is disputing your client's right to tour 231 00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,791 we're just disputing his rights to what's in it. 232 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:46,804 This is not fair on the kid. 233 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,844 When has divorce ever been fair on the kids? 234 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:52,374 - You're coming tonight? - Yeah, of course. 235 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,764 - Rosie called. - And texted. 236 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:57,724 Several times. I could have brought stuff. 237 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,424 - I always bring stuff. - Yeah, well, this time, we did it. 238 00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:04,284 - You get to give the speech. - Great, yeah, lucked out there. 239 00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:05,884 I'm tasked with balloons. 240 00:17:05,885 --> 00:17:08,414 Shiny. It's a surprise party. 241 00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:12,064 - She knows. You know she knows. - No. She just hates birthdays. 242 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,114 Exactly, so a surprise party, it's insane. 243 00:17:15,115 --> 00:17:17,084 Hey. 244 00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:19,854 Christie Carmichael! 245 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,078 Last time I saw you was the night before Hannah's wedding 246 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:26,464 in our back garden. Dancing so badly to Wonderwall. 247 00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:29,694 - Oh, please. - Hannah never approved of the innocent rave. 248 00:17:29,695 --> 00:17:33,214 That is ridiculous, that is totally ridiculous, because I raved. 249 00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:35,324 - We raved. - You never raved. 250 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:37,714 - You took her in. - Your loss is our gain. 251 00:17:37,715 --> 00:17:39,914 Oh, you got grey. I like it. 252 00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:43,710 The Dolan papers, did you sign? Because I left them on your desk. 253 00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:46,900 I need them signed and picked up in the next hour. 254 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:52,250 Right. Hannah. 255 00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:53,420 Nina. 256 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,018 - He got better with age. - Oh, please. 257 00:17:58,019 --> 00:17:59,019 Seriously. 258 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:03,400 - Is he... ? - Divorced. 259 00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:07,290 Sorry, I know you prefer them attached. 260 00:18:14,141 --> 00:18:17,000 Hey... little man. 261 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:25,150 We need to find a compromise here. 262 00:18:25,151 --> 00:18:28,300 Cutting... "My ex-wife swore a lot. 263 00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:31,060 Sometimes I get offended just by what came out of her mouth. 264 00:18:31,061 --> 00:18:34,300 For example, my best friend's cock." That might be a start. 265 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:45,120 - It's always better for the child to see their dad. - Not always. 266 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:47,090 Dad left us when you were seven. 267 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:50,140 Eight, I was eight. If he is fundamentally a good father... 268 00:18:50,141 --> 00:18:52,491 - We did... - It is always better for the child. 269 00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:53,550 We did fine. 270 00:18:57,951 --> 00:18:59,551 Start with the tweets. 271 00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:04,250 Cut the tweets and we MIGHT get him his Wednesdays back. 272 00:19:51,931 --> 00:19:53,800 My client will desist with tweets 273 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,990 but he asks in return you consider giving back weekends. 274 00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,770 0n the proviso that any material 275 00:20:01,771 --> 00:20:05,010 that also relates directly to my client on the marital breakdown 276 00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:08,050 is removed from any live tours or broadcasts. 277 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:12,230 A transcript of the modified material would be provided. 278 00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:16,590 Fine. It will be subject to approval, of course. 279 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:20,660 So, let's regroup after lunch and review. 280 00:20:24,741 --> 00:20:26,990 That stuff about when he was a baby, 281 00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:30,510 when Eddie was a baby and that time when we were at your mother's and 282 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,660 I started to leak... 283 00:20:32,661 --> 00:20:35,010 ... you can keep that stuff. 284 00:20:35,011 --> 00:20:38,430 - You think? - I snorted out my tea when I read that bit. 285 00:20:38,431 --> 00:20:42,650 PHONE RINGS 286 00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:45,040 Hey. How are you? 287 00:20:47,151 --> 00:20:48,930 Yeah, all good, good. 288 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,710 The new man. 289 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:56,150 Support on my last tour. 290 00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,070 That makes me the warm up act. 291 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:03,460 - Do you need me to get lunch for you all? - I think we're fine. 292 00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:04,920 Not even for Eddie? 293 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,540 He's here? 294 00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:16,500 - Eddie? - Sarah was forced to bring him with her today. 295 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,620 - Take Sarah to my office. - Eddie! 296 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:20,110 Rex, please, this isn't helping anyone. 297 00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,111 Eddie! 298 00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,812 - Stop him. - You stop it. 299 00:21:23,391 --> 00:21:25,080 Eddie! 300 00:21:25,081 --> 00:21:27,280 Call security. 301 00:21:27,281 --> 00:21:31,260 - Mr Pope. - I'm sorry if I upset you. 302 00:21:31,261 --> 00:21:33,420 Look, I just want to see him. 303 00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,690 - That's enough. - OK, OK, OK, all right. 304 00:21:39,561 --> 00:21:40,870 Hey! 305 00:21:43,121 --> 00:21:47,720 - Hey, all right? - Eddie, it's fine, it's OK, it's OK, buddy. 306 00:21:47,721 --> 00:21:51,510 - It's all right, Daddy's just... - I'm sorry, mate. 307 00:22:03,141 --> 00:22:06,420 - Where is he? - In the boardroom. I calmed him down. 308 00:22:06,421 --> 00:22:08,860 He's not moving until he gets to talk to Eddie. 309 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,610 - He doesn't want lunch. - Fine, nil by mouth. 310 00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:14,160 Smoke him out. 311 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,610 I don't want to fight. 312 00:22:18,611 --> 00:22:21,240 No, you just don't want to fight unless it's with a smile. 313 00:22:23,581 --> 00:22:24,890 I'm late. 314 00:22:28,361 --> 00:22:30,890 See you. Back at three. 315 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,530 What is bugging you today? 316 00:22:32,531 --> 00:22:34,500 He's back. Dad. 317 00:22:39,281 --> 00:22:40,460 I saw him. 318 00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,780 This morning, down in the square. 319 00:22:46,881 --> 00:22:48,430 You recognised him? 320 00:22:50,211 --> 00:22:53,070 - I wouldn't. - Of course you wouldn't. 321 00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:56,680 - You haven't seen him since you were seven. - Eight, for the last time. 322 00:23:06,101 --> 00:23:08,400 Did you speak to him? 323 00:23:08,401 --> 00:23:12,100 - And say what? - "Where have you been for the last 30 years?" 324 00:23:15,151 --> 00:23:17,580 - Does he want to see us? - I don't know. 325 00:23:21,571 --> 00:23:22,980 I have to go. 326 00:23:24,381 --> 00:23:26,820 Hannah. How did he look? 327 00:23:29,731 --> 00:23:30,900 Old. 328 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:40,510 OK, as you all know, 329 00:23:40,511 --> 00:23:43,410 we've been getting a lot of interest from Chicago. 330 00:23:43,411 --> 00:23:46,560 - Obviously we're excited about expanding. - Excuse me interrupting. 331 00:23:47,161 --> 00:23:50,310 - Nathan Stern! - Christie Carmichael. 332 00:23:50,311 --> 00:23:52,460 Hong Kong clearly agreed with you. 333 00:23:52,461 --> 00:23:54,900 Ah, you've been keeping track of me? 334 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,290 - You look well. - You owe me a fiver. 335 00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:00,760 I kept my hair. 336 00:24:00,761 --> 00:24:03,060 Ah. 337 00:24:03,061 --> 00:24:04,740 Xander, Nathan Stern. 338 00:24:04,741 --> 00:24:06,990 - Xander Hill. - You represented Nichols. 339 00:24:06,991 --> 00:24:09,150 - Yeah, a challenging case. - And won. 340 00:24:09,151 --> 00:24:12,892 Yeah. Nathan has been instrumental in changes to the law 341 00:24:12,893 --> 00:24:14,800 involving foreign surrogates. 342 00:24:14,971 --> 00:24:17,740 I keep track of you, too. 343 00:24:19,281 --> 00:24:23,070 Right, well, I couldn't pass by without kissing my wife. 344 00:24:24,391 --> 00:24:25,980 Your mother, one o'clock. 345 00:24:27,481 --> 00:24:30,570 Still spinning your exit like a rabid hamster. 346 00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:31,840 Enjoy your lunch. 347 00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:34,470 PHONE RINGS 348 00:24:41,221 --> 00:24:43,090 Hello? 349 00:24:47,591 --> 00:24:49,000 Um... 350 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:54,110 Would you excuse me... a moment? 351 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,890 David McKenzie? 352 00:25:13,891 --> 00:25:16,230 Apparently he's unhappy with his solicitor. 353 00:25:16,231 --> 00:25:19,420 fortuitous that we put in a call. 354 00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:23,410 First rule: all bets are off until the letter of engagement is signed. 355 00:25:23,411 --> 00:25:25,800 That's invaluable advice. 356 00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:29,130 - Are you coming tonight? - So you do know? 357 00:25:29,131 --> 00:25:32,030 I said you'd know. You always know everything. 358 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,800 At least look surprised, if only for Rosie's sake. 359 00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:36,530 No speeches, by the way. 360 00:25:45,721 --> 00:25:47,640 That's... that's not good. 361 00:25:49,471 --> 00:25:53,270 We had a window of opportunity and it has been firmly closed. 362 00:25:53,271 --> 00:25:55,940 - Yeah, I'll sort it. - We've lost him. 363 00:25:55,941 --> 00:25:58,280 There's nothing to sort. 364 00:25:58,281 --> 00:26:00,720 Learn from this. 365 00:26:00,721 --> 00:26:02,080 It won't happen again. 366 00:26:03,631 --> 00:26:05,130 No-one died. 367 00:26:06,301 --> 00:26:07,520 Not yet. 368 00:26:12,631 --> 00:26:14,410 You are so late. 369 00:26:14,411 --> 00:26:17,880 And you are a part-time nanny. My work here is done. 370 00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:21,630 I've left Hannah, like, five messages. 371 00:26:21,631 --> 00:26:23,880 - She's had a new haircut. - You've seen her? 372 00:26:23,881 --> 00:26:27,960 Working on a case, we're communicating by semaphore. 373 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,260 The shining Christmas, you didn't speak till... 374 00:26:30,261 --> 00:26:33,122 - May. - Is that when you were with PsychoJohh? 375 00:26:33,123 --> 00:26:35,645 - Do you ever think of Dad? - No. 376 00:26:35,981 --> 00:26:38,550 He walked out when I was two. 377 00:26:38,551 --> 00:26:40,520 After I was left by the Monkees. 378 00:26:40,521 --> 00:26:42,540 That's a myth of your own making. 379 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,840 What you and Hannah said. 380 00:26:44,841 --> 00:26:47,040 God, I hate you two. 381 00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:49,340 You say things, then you say you never said them. 382 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,020 You keep stuff from me. 383 00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:53,130 That's because you are young and impressionable. 384 00:26:53,131 --> 00:26:54,770 I'm getting married in two months. 385 00:26:54,771 --> 00:26:57,120 Exactly, how is the mouth breather, by the way? 386 00:26:57,121 --> 00:27:00,910 - He has a sinus problem. - Uh-huh. And the other little problem? 387 00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:04,340 He's not gay. 388 00:27:04,341 --> 00:27:06,540 James is not gay. 389 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,630 We live in fluid times. If he was gay, he'd say. 390 00:27:11,461 --> 00:27:13,570 I'm never getting drunk with you again. 391 00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:15,730 He's gentle and you're irritating. 392 00:27:15,731 --> 00:27:18,070 Essential part of my remit. I've got to go. 393 00:27:19,531 --> 00:27:23,090 Don't make a scene tonight, all right? No inappropriate behaviour, 394 00:27:23,091 --> 00:27:25,670 no getting drunk, no turning up with randoms. 395 00:27:25,671 --> 00:27:27,960 - Nina! - Don't get blown away! 396 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:37,340 When Nina was in my office, was the McKenzie letter of engagement out? 397 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:43,570 Thank you. Shall we? 398 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:50,280 You can see that my client has made considerable strides to modify. 399 00:27:50,281 --> 00:27:52,530 "My ex-wife is very sexually adventurous. 400 00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:56,841 Her favourite thing was having sex in a public place: her vagina." 401 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:59,741 My delivery's a bit better. 402 00:27:59,742 --> 00:28:02,931 I'm talking about ex-wives in general. 403 00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:05,353 "We used to enjoy doing the mannequin challenge, 404 00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:07,291 or as she called it, having sex." 405 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:10,711 I'm laughing at myself as much as I'm laughing at you, Sarah. 406 00:28:10,712 --> 00:28:14,181 - No, Mr Pope, the joke is entirely on your wife. - I've cut half my act. 407 00:28:14,182 --> 00:28:16,147 Misogynistic, deeply offensive, 408 00:28:16,148 --> 00:28:17,651 with little attempt to meet our demands. 409 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:20,421 - You have to leave me with something. - No, no more chances, Mr Pope. 410 00:28:20,422 --> 00:28:23,511 I'd like to consult with my colleague. 411 00:28:23,512 --> 00:28:24,641 A word. 412 00:28:26,932 --> 00:28:30,731 - OK, cut to it, Hannah. - David McKenzie was my client. 413 00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:32,981 Then you should have done a better job of keeping him. 414 00:28:32,982 --> 00:28:35,331 Instead you're taking it out on them and screwing this up. 415 00:28:35,332 --> 00:28:38,331 - This isn't you. - But it is you. Don't ever go in my office again. 416 00:28:38,332 --> 00:28:41,371 You walked out of Defoes, you don't get to tell me what to do now. 417 00:28:41,372 --> 00:28:44,611 I do, however, give my client the best advice I can. 418 00:28:44,612 --> 00:28:46,901 And I need to think about this child. 419 00:28:46,902 --> 00:28:50,191 Therefore, we retract the offer of every Wednesday night, 420 00:28:50,192 --> 00:28:53,331 and we have no intention of extending visitation rights to weekends. 421 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,548 I have got a father who is not going to leave that boardroom 422 00:28:55,549 --> 00:28:58,811 - until he sees his son. - Well, remind him you bill by the minute. 423 00:28:58,812 --> 00:29:00,971 Third button, you might want to do that up. 424 00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:06,831 - Have you consulted with your client on this first? - I don't need to. She'll be in agreement. 425 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,471 How about yours? 426 00:29:12,312 --> 00:29:14,331 Is that better for you? 427 00:29:14,332 --> 00:29:16,581 And look, I'm not even smiling. 428 00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:24,741 - Hannah. - You need to trust me on this, Sarah. 429 00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,881 Something's different today. 430 00:30:47,622 --> 00:30:49,541 That's where you've been hiding. 431 00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:53,241 Oh... 432 00:30:54,882 --> 00:30:55,911 No! 433 00:30:56,952 --> 00:30:59,061 You didn't? 434 00:30:59,062 --> 00:31:02,711 Don always said he wanted them a little bigger, so... 435 00:31:02,712 --> 00:31:05,201 - Carningham clinic? - Yeah. 436 00:31:05,202 --> 00:31:06,931 Didn't I say? 437 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,951 Just got to enjoy them now, love. 438 00:31:12,932 --> 00:31:15,321 Oh, golly. 439 00:31:15,322 --> 00:31:16,641 To Don. 440 00:31:17,762 --> 00:31:18,981 Rest in peace. 441 00:31:20,252 --> 00:31:22,451 Oh, sweetheart. 442 00:31:22,452 --> 00:31:24,651 You nursed him until the end. 443 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:27,511 No-one could have got better care. 444 00:31:27,512 --> 00:31:29,201 Drink up. 445 00:31:29,202 --> 00:31:30,701 Bubbles'll die. 446 00:31:32,152 --> 00:31:37,071 INDISTINCT CHATTER 447 00:31:37,072 --> 00:31:40,261 - See you, girls. Charlie. - Bye-bye, girls. 448 00:31:44,062 --> 00:31:45,471 Are you all right? 449 00:31:47,722 --> 00:31:50,761 Oh, something and nothing with Davey. 450 00:31:50,762 --> 00:31:52,641 It'll be fine. 451 00:31:52,642 --> 00:31:53,901 Really? 452 00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,511 I love you, Goldie. 453 00:31:59,722 --> 00:32:01,781 Don't ever forget that, OK? 454 00:32:12,412 --> 00:32:17,811 - Hi. - Hiya. Can you follow that cab? 455 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:19,501 Right, OK, love. 456 00:33:26,162 --> 00:33:27,711 Oh, God. 457 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:32,211 You gave 458 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:35,301 man the constant help of woman. 459 00:33:36,432 --> 00:33:41,441 So that man and woman should no longer be two flesh but one. 460 00:33:43,932 --> 00:33:48,851 May the love that brought us here together today continue to grow 461 00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:53,911 and mature with each passing year. 462 00:33:55,932 --> 00:33:57,761 Amen. 463 00:33:57,762 --> 00:33:59,771 - Amen. - Amen. 464 00:34:04,842 --> 00:34:09,201 I know, it can be strange when you're not used to it. 465 00:34:09,202 --> 00:34:13,131 But I'm here not only to offer you spiritual guidance but also 466 00:34:13,132 --> 00:34:17,121 emotional and practical. 467 00:34:18,242 --> 00:34:20,821 That's great. Sorry. 468 00:34:20,822 --> 00:34:23,351 - You were rude. - Priests are funny. 469 00:34:23,352 --> 00:34:26,271 - He's a vicar. - It's ridiculous. 470 00:34:26,472 --> 00:34:27,528 We don't even... 471 00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,801 - I believe... - Don't say it. 472 00:34:30,660 --> 00:34:33,671 - Do not say it. - ... that there's something. 473 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,641 Oh, my God, are you going to say it? 474 00:34:37,512 --> 00:34:39,151 I believe in Jesus. 475 00:34:39,152 --> 00:34:41,311 THEY LAUGH 476 00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:47,401 You were the one who wanted to get married in a bloody church. 477 00:35:10,702 --> 00:35:11,921 Hannah. 478 00:35:18,672 --> 00:35:20,171 You look just like your mother. 479 00:35:24,952 --> 00:35:27,061 Er, did you... 480 00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:30,341 Would you, er, give her this? 481 00:35:30,342 --> 00:35:32,451 It is today, hmm? 482 00:35:32,452 --> 00:35:34,091 Her birthday? 483 00:35:35,642 --> 00:35:39,531 It didn't make the post, so if you could. 484 00:35:39,532 --> 00:35:41,411 Would you mind? 485 00:35:55,662 --> 00:36:00,671 My father went out to buy a newspaper and never came back. 486 00:36:00,952 --> 00:36:02,634 I can only assume that while he was out, 487 00:36:02,635 --> 00:36:04,521 some catastrophic accident must have happened 488 00:36:04,522 --> 00:36:06,077 cos there's no other acceptable reason 489 00:36:06,078 --> 00:36:07,611 for how he could leave us like that. 490 00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:10,331 - Hannah. - ... My father is dead. 491 00:36:25,422 --> 00:36:29,271 Sarah's already gone with Eddie but he's refusing to go home. 492 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:31,281 He's still cutting material. 493 00:36:31,282 --> 00:36:36,305 Nina said she'd wait, but apparently she's got a party to go to, so... 494 00:36:38,276 --> 00:36:40,195 So I said I'd wait. 495 00:36:40,196 --> 00:36:42,345 - I'll deal with it. - Hannah... 496 00:36:42,346 --> 00:36:45,355 Go home. It's late. 497 00:36:54,866 --> 00:36:55,995 OK. 498 00:36:57,026 --> 00:36:59,365 There are two ways this can go. 499 00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:08,275 You can continue to talk about your ex-wife on this tour, 500 00:37:08,276 --> 00:37:11,275 you can say exactly what you want, 501 00:37:11,276 --> 00:37:14,135 and one day, if not now, 502 00:37:14,136 --> 00:37:17,505 your son is going to pull you up on YouTube 503 00:37:17,506 --> 00:37:22,525 doing your set and he's going to hate you for hating his mum. 504 00:37:22,856 --> 00:37:24,865 Or talk about other stuff. 505 00:37:24,866 --> 00:37:26,655 There must be other stuff. 506 00:37:26,656 --> 00:37:30,075 Because you can't stop someone if they want to leave a marriage... 507 00:37:32,046 --> 00:37:34,995 ... however hard you try and make them stay. 508 00:37:38,326 --> 00:37:42,355 And... in my experience, 509 00:37:42,356 --> 00:37:44,325 it's always better... 510 00:37:47,376 --> 00:37:51,165 ... if he's fundamentally a good father. 511 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:55,665 It's always better for the child to see their dad. 512 00:38:08,376 --> 00:38:10,765 Did you ever hear the one about the stand-up and his agent? 513 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:16,715 One minute he's lying in bed, listening to her snoring... 514 00:38:19,106 --> 00:38:22,340 ... and the next, he's part of a story 515 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:24,125 she will share with someone else. 516 00:38:26,516 --> 00:38:28,815 And he still has to give her 10%. 517 00:38:30,176 --> 00:38:31,625 ELEVATOR DINGS 518 00:38:36,456 --> 00:38:39,875 You get Wednesday nights. We can talk about weekends after that. 519 00:38:50,566 --> 00:38:52,295 I got you banana. 520 00:38:53,606 --> 00:38:54,925 Lovely boy. 521 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:58,345 I'm sorry. 522 00:38:58,346 --> 00:39:00,505 I'm really sorry. 523 00:39:06,176 --> 00:39:07,815 HE MOUTHS 524 00:39:11,756 --> 00:39:15,315 Do you think they ever forgive you, children? 525 00:39:21,036 --> 00:39:22,955 Let's see what we've got. 526 00:39:25,016 --> 00:39:27,925 This is mine and this is mine... 527 00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:41,615 - Give it to me, give one to me! - No, they're mine! 528 00:39:41,616 --> 00:39:43,333 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, you all right? 529 00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:45,307 - Take that for me? - Mm-hm. 530 00:39:45,308 --> 00:39:46,308 Thanks. 531 00:39:47,896 --> 00:39:49,815 Nathan! 532 00:39:49,816 --> 00:39:51,975 Thank God you're here. 533 00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:58,255 That very boring man I invited for Christmas. 534 00:39:58,256 --> 00:40:00,275 - Hi. - Hello. How are you? 535 00:40:00,276 --> 00:40:03,455 - Oh, sorry, happy birthday. - What's happy about it? 536 00:40:03,456 --> 00:40:05,705 It's a funeral where you smell your own flowers. 537 00:40:05,706 --> 00:40:08,335 I should have died at 69, saved us all. 538 00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:09,971 - Be right back. Hey. - Nathan! 539 00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,550 - Give me a hug. - How are you? 540 00:40:11,556 --> 00:40:13,305 - Have some alcohol. - Nice dress. 541 00:40:13,306 --> 00:40:16,165 - Thank you very much, you can borrow it later. - I will, I will. 542 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,755 Oh, hello, James. 543 00:40:17,756 --> 00:40:19,765 Hi! Are these two bothering you? 544 00:40:19,766 --> 00:40:20,719 - Vinnie is. - All right? 545 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,845 - No, Tilly, I'm not. - OK? 546 00:40:23,146 --> 00:40:26,145 - Donna! - Nathan. 547 00:40:26,146 --> 00:40:30,365 - Finally, alone at last. - Oh, yeah, promises, promises. 548 00:40:35,896 --> 00:40:38,525 So she brought the man-child? 549 00:40:38,526 --> 00:40:40,965 Hannah here yet? 550 00:40:40,966 --> 00:40:42,975 Nope. As ever. 551 00:40:45,186 --> 00:40:48,135 - You are going to be MC, OK? - Oh, great, a promotion. 552 00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:50,615 Last year I was on coat check. I'll take that, thank you. 553 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:54,225 The liver can regenerate to its full size with only 25% of itself. 554 00:40:54,226 --> 00:40:55,865 That's why you're going to be a doctor 555 00:40:55,866 --> 00:40:57,225 and I'm going to keep drinking. 556 00:41:00,086 --> 00:41:02,335 Why is your mother always late? 557 00:41:05,576 --> 00:41:07,685 - How's your boyfriend? - He's good. 558 00:41:09,556 --> 00:41:10,775 Sex yet? 559 00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:33,465 You look... 560 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,025 Your zip. Can I... ? 561 00:41:38,436 --> 00:41:39,465 Oh. 562 00:41:49,636 --> 00:41:52,965 - You and Nathan today. - What? 563 00:41:52,966 --> 00:41:54,375 You know what. 564 00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:56,765 The edge. 565 00:41:58,686 --> 00:42:01,175 It's just like in moot court when we were kids. 566 00:42:08,766 --> 00:42:13,355 - What happened to us? - We shared a shitty flat a long time ago. 567 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:16,265 No. No, what happened to us? 568 00:42:19,506 --> 00:42:20,865 We got married. 569 00:42:22,366 --> 00:42:23,715 We got babies. 570 00:42:26,116 --> 00:42:27,565 - I grew up. - Yeah. 571 00:42:29,866 --> 00:42:30,935 You did. 572 00:42:35,206 --> 00:42:39,335 - The night before your wedding... - No. No... 573 00:42:39,336 --> 00:42:42,005 We don't talk about that night. 574 00:42:42,006 --> 00:42:45,615 If this is to work, we don't talk about that. 575 00:42:46,786 --> 00:42:47,905 Right. 576 00:42:58,736 --> 00:43:00,755 Nina seemed in good form. 577 00:43:00,756 --> 00:43:03,475 She suggested we grab a drink sometime. 578 00:43:03,476 --> 00:43:06,845 - Well, she's a cheap date. - You don't mind? 579 00:43:06,846 --> 00:43:08,445 I love my husband. 580 00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:10,085 That's not what I said. 581 00:43:14,346 --> 00:43:17,025 - Davey McKenzie. - I won't go after him. 582 00:43:17,026 --> 00:43:19,505 His wife's here, boardroom eight. 583 00:43:20,956 --> 00:43:22,415 You better... 584 00:43:31,316 --> 00:43:34,695 I was trying to add up how many hours I've spent married. 585 00:43:36,336 --> 00:43:38,915 How many hours I've spent 586 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:41,495 listening to him, 587 00:43:41,496 --> 00:43:45,715 cooking for him, washing for him, screwing him. 588 00:43:45,716 --> 00:43:48,055 I see my girlfriends checking their husbands pockets 589 00:43:48,056 --> 00:43:52,605 for hotel receipts, or the phone for a deleted message. 590 00:43:54,246 --> 00:43:58,225 And I was always so grateful that my Davey wasn't like that. 591 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:04,465 Should have remembered he is a businessman. He always said... 592 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:10,225 "See, Goldie, 593 00:44:10,226 --> 00:44:13,225 little thieves get hanged, great ones escape." 594 00:44:14,866 --> 00:44:16,795 Well, not any more. 595 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:25,975 Mrs McKenzie, I believe your husband has appointed another solicitor. 596 00:44:25,976 --> 00:44:30,105 Yeah, I heard. So represent me. 597 00:44:30,106 --> 00:44:32,075 Give me the divorce you would want 598 00:44:32,076 --> 00:44:34,975 if you were to ever find yourself here. 599 00:44:38,826 --> 00:44:41,405 UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS 600 00:44:43,326 --> 00:44:45,385 Biologically, man is not designed 601 00:44:45,386 --> 00:44:48,625 to watch the mating rituals of his children. 602 00:45:06,156 --> 00:45:07,795 MESSAGE ALERT 603 00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,164 SHE RINGS DOORBELL 604 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:30,724 Oh, she's right, new hair. 605 00:45:33,775 --> 00:45:37,524 - Looks good. - That's why I like you. 606 00:45:39,355 --> 00:45:41,364 - Apology? - I'm going in here. 607 00:45:45,255 --> 00:45:47,934 - Hey. - Brace yourself. 608 00:45:55,475 --> 00:45:57,164 What did I do? 609 00:45:57,165 --> 00:45:58,894 RAP MUSIC PLAYS 610 00:45:58,895 --> 00:46:01,294 Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no, not on my watch. 611 00:46:01,295 --> 00:46:06,114 This music must die, you'll kill the old people. 612 00:46:06,115 --> 00:46:09,864 Give it to me. No, no more. I'm not having it. 613 00:46:09,865 --> 00:46:11,274 Mummy! 614 00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:13,294 UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES 615 00:46:15,025 --> 00:46:17,044 We said we'd spend more time. 616 00:46:17,045 --> 00:46:19,384 What have we got to do Ito get you back, eh? 617 00:46:24,915 --> 00:46:25,994 Mum! 618 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:43,204 What are you doing? 619 00:46:43,205 --> 00:46:45,304 Wear that. 620 00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:47,184 Why? 621 00:46:47,185 --> 00:46:50,374 Because there must some reason Mum's kept all this shit. 622 00:46:54,825 --> 00:46:56,934 - Sexy. - You look really good. 623 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:21,594 Hannah, get in here now. Get in here now. 624 00:47:21,595 --> 00:47:24,214 OK, OK. 625 00:47:24,215 --> 00:47:26,564 OK, serious, serious. 626 00:47:26,565 --> 00:47:29,144 - Bomber jacket. - Oh, really? 627 00:47:29,145 --> 00:47:32,654 - Yes, yes. - Maybe, maybe? 628 00:47:33,825 --> 00:47:36,924 - Once we cut the cake I'm out of here. - OK. 629 00:47:36,925 --> 00:47:39,404 THEY LAUGH 630 00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:52,254 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 631 00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,624 Great. 632 00:47:56,795 --> 00:47:59,804 Marge Simpson meets Sunset Boulevard. 633 00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:04,484 Our mother is a hoarder. 634 00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:06,644 Ooh, these are prehistoric. 635 00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:10,724 What are they doing out? 636 00:48:12,085 --> 00:48:17,234 Oh, I thought there might be something I could use for the wedding. 637 00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:20,474 Erm, please may I use your tapes? 638 00:48:20,475 --> 00:48:21,924 No. 639 00:48:21,925 --> 00:48:24,974 Rosabelle, back slowly away. 640 00:48:24,975 --> 00:48:27,784 Don't do that, don't make me always have to be grown-up. 641 00:48:27,785 --> 00:48:29,664 These are my tapes. 642 00:48:29,665 --> 00:48:32,711 Mine. You don't just take something that is not yours 643 00:48:32,712 --> 00:48:34,025 and leave the rest of us to pick up the shit. 644 00:48:34,026 --> 00:48:36,084 - Hannah! - OK. 645 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:37,914 Um... 646 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,900 We're going to go downstairs 647 00:48:39,901 --> 00:48:43,584 to that thing known to some as a party, Hannah. 648 00:48:43,585 --> 00:48:45,530 - Did you tell her? - Tell me what? 649 00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:46,964 - Not yet. - Tell me what? 650 00:48:49,215 --> 00:48:50,994 What? 651 00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:54,464 OK, Rose. You're going to cry in a moment. 652 00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:56,284 But it is OK. 653 00:48:56,285 --> 00:48:58,304 What, you've got a terminal illness? 654 00:49:02,145 --> 00:49:04,684 - I saw Dad today. - What? 655 00:49:06,745 --> 00:49:10,074 - He just turned up. - Hannah, Hannah? 656 00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:12,595 - What? - Your moment has arrived. Speech. 657 00:49:12,596 --> 00:49:15,364 Oh, shit. Cake. 658 00:49:36,325 --> 00:49:41,334 Where do I start with Ruth Alice Defoe? 659 00:49:43,405 --> 00:49:48,414 The doyenne of family law, as quoted by the Times. 660 00:49:52,915 --> 00:49:56,664 When I was younger, 661 00:49:56,665 --> 00:50:00,514 a lot younger than I am now, I... 662 00:50:02,345 --> 00:50:05,764 ... remember you standing in this living room, 663 00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:07,214 glass of wine in hand... 664 00:50:08,955 --> 00:50:11,434 ... and you were dancing. 665 00:50:11,435 --> 00:50:14,814 Not many of you have seen my mother dance. 666 00:50:14,815 --> 00:50:18,324 But when I was a child, 667 00:50:18,325 --> 00:50:20,204 she liked to dance. 668 00:50:22,825 --> 00:50:27,844 Anyway, she was dancing and I must have asked her something like, 669 00:50:28,075 --> 00:50:30,374 "What are you doing?" 670 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:34,454 And... I'll never forget your reply. 671 00:50:37,035 --> 00:50:40,784 "Hannah, the thing you need to know 672 00:50:40,785 --> 00:50:44,254 in life is men will come and go. 673 00:50:48,615 --> 00:50:52,924 So the only relationship 674 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:57,654 really worth having is the one you have with yourself." 675 00:50:57,655 --> 00:51:00,654 I've always admired that. 676 00:51:00,655 --> 00:51:02,764 You've raised three children, 677 00:51:02,765 --> 00:51:06,184 you built up Defoes and you did it... 678 00:51:08,015 --> 00:51:09,704 ... all on your own. 679 00:51:09,705 --> 00:51:12,514 But more than that, you always 680 00:51:12,515 --> 00:51:17,584 made it feel like it was just the four of us... 681 00:51:18,985 --> 00:51:20,764 ... against the world. 682 00:51:22,785 --> 00:51:25,364 That we didn't need anyone else. 683 00:51:30,945 --> 00:51:33,333 And we didn't. 684 00:51:33,334 --> 00:51:37,883 Until life and love and boys... 685 00:51:39,624 --> 00:51:42,153 ... came along. So, 686 00:51:42,154 --> 00:51:47,163 to my beautiful, strong, indestructible mother. 687 00:51:49,794 --> 00:51:51,573 Happy birthday! 688 00:51:53,824 --> 00:51:56,543 Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 689 00:51:56,544 --> 00:51:58,323 I love you all. 690 00:51:59,494 --> 00:52:02,403 More than you will ever know. 691 00:52:04,934 --> 00:52:07,883 Now, go, dance! 692 00:52:07,884 --> 00:52:11,123 We will never talk of this again! 693 00:52:28,234 --> 00:52:30,623 I said no speeches. 694 00:52:33,764 --> 00:52:36,813 It was quite touching, as far as speeches go. 695 00:52:36,814 --> 00:52:38,783 You signed Davey McKenzie. 696 00:52:40,234 --> 00:52:41,783 We need him. 697 00:52:43,094 --> 00:52:45,483 Defoes needs him. 698 00:52:45,484 --> 00:52:48,096 He's a shit. Davey McKenzie is a shit 699 00:52:48,097 --> 00:52:50,180 and you're going to make that divorce even shittier. 700 00:52:50,524 --> 00:52:51,863 Divorce shouldn't be easy. 701 00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:55,093 It's there to remind you that however bad it is in that God-awful 702 00:52:55,094 --> 00:52:58,563 state called marriage, getting out would be an even greater hell. 703 00:52:58,564 --> 00:53:00,762 Who says it has to be terrible? There is another way. 704 00:53:00,763 --> 00:53:02,833 Tilly, Tilly! 705 00:53:02,834 --> 00:53:04,983 You want some pizza? 706 00:53:04,984 --> 00:53:07,053 - Tilly. - I'll take that as a yes. 707 00:53:08,034 --> 00:53:09,443 Tilly, move. 708 00:53:11,554 --> 00:53:13,053 I relied on you, Hannah. 709 00:53:15,344 --> 00:53:18,013 I counted on you. 710 00:53:18,014 --> 00:53:20,693 And you walked out. 711 00:53:23,694 --> 00:53:27,633 Maybe it's because I'm tired of being the one relied upon. 712 00:53:30,304 --> 00:53:31,753 Counted on. 713 00:53:34,894 --> 00:53:36,443 Be careful, Hannah. 714 00:53:36,444 --> 00:53:39,023 Family is fragile. 715 00:53:39,024 --> 00:53:43,053 No-one is immune to it breaking, not even you. 716 00:53:43,054 --> 00:53:47,553 And I'm afraid you'll abandon it before it abandons you. 717 00:53:47,554 --> 00:53:49,853 I blame your father for that. 718 00:53:55,144 --> 00:53:57,583 Well, you can tell him. 719 00:54:01,144 --> 00:54:02,643 I saw him today. 720 00:54:05,274 --> 00:54:06,913 Why now? 721 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:08,693 Why does he come back now? 722 00:54:22,004 --> 00:54:24,963 On the upside, he wrote you a card. 723 00:54:24,964 --> 00:54:26,743 It's on the mantelpiece. 724 00:55:02,554 --> 00:55:04,243 Tell your dad I'm ordering a cab. 725 00:55:13,294 --> 00:55:15,353 MESSAGE ALERT 726 00:55:17,054 --> 00:55:19,150 _ 727 00:55:33,824 --> 00:55:34,853 Bye. 728 00:55:35,934 --> 00:55:37,343 Children. 729 00:55:47,844 --> 00:55:49,903 ♪ And I'm healing ♪ 730 00:55:51,174 --> 00:55:53,093 ♪ And I'm happy ♪ 731 00:55:54,124 --> 00:55:56,933 ♪ just for a moment I'm free ♪ 732 00:55:58,534 --> 00:56:00,683 ♪ Then it dawns on me ♪ 733 00:56:02,284 --> 00:56:05,933 ♪ That no time has passed... ♪ 734 00:56:05,934 --> 00:56:07,863 Hey. 735 00:56:07,864 --> 00:56:11,513 ♪ And I'm getting nowhere ♪ 736 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:15,503 ♪ That's a fact ♪ 737 00:56:18,224 --> 00:56:21,223 ♪ To the night ♪ 738 00:56:21,224 --> 00:56:26,283 ♪ Saw what I was really like ♪ 739 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:30,923 ♪ Start with a kiss, end with a fight ♪ 740 00:56:32,334 --> 00:56:35,843 ♪ Come and go ♪ 741 00:56:35,844 --> 00:56:40,913 ♪ Acting like you didn't know ♪ 742 00:56:41,194 --> 00:56:45,363 ♪ That I have lost my head ♪ 743 00:56:45,364 --> 00:56:48,973 ♪ Woohoo ♪ 744 00:56:48,974 --> 00:56:52,583 - ♪ Woohoo... ♪ - MESSAGE ALERT 745 00:56:57,684 --> 00:56:59,904 _ 746 00:57:07,505 --> 00:57:09,700 _ 747 00:57:15,694 --> 00:57:17,193 MESSAGE ALERT 748 00:57:32,434 --> 00:57:36,223 ♪ Woohoo ♪ 749 00:57:36,224 --> 00:57:39,273 ♪ Woohoo ♪ 750 00:57:39,274 --> 00:57:44,274 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -