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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...
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Let's have Todd put my baby in you.
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No friggin' way.
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Mike Shelby Miller,
will you be our sperm?
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I-I'd be honored.
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Friggin' ridiculous.
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I'm pregnant!
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Oh!
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I still can't believe I'm not sterile.
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You didn't masturbate
too much, after all.
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Yeah, it was just the right amount.
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Thank you.
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I am so proud of your sperm.
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I am, too.
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Guys, guys.
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Gail, Carol is pregnant.
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Yeah? Okay, good.
Whatever. Good for you.
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You're not gonna believe the crazy thing
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I just saw out there.
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It was a flying record player!
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It just came out of the
sky, came right at me!
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It was like...
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Like when you go to, um,
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you know, Waffle House. It was like...
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it was flying skillets.
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It was, uh, no. It was like...
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two hovering griddles.
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Gail, honey, how much have
you had to drink today?
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A lady never tells.
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Gail, I think everybody's just saying
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that sometimes you drink a little bit.
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A lot a bit.
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Well, maybe you're just a little
confused about what you saw.
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I know exactly what I saw out there!
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There was a whole mess of-of
floating hair dryers,
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and they were staring right at me!
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Do y'all really
think I "mrink" too much?
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Well, I think you might have answered
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your own question there.
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Oh, farts.
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Mmm.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Mmm.
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What the hell's going on in here?
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Nothing.
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Really?
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'Cause it doesn't smell like nothing.
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Mike farted.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I-I farted.
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Oh.
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That's funny.
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'Cause your farts smell
like freshly cooked bacon.
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Thank you.
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Todd, we're adults here,
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and I'm gonna be honest
with you about this.
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Mike and I just finished off the bacon.
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Uh, but I-I did fart.
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You guys finished the bacon.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's cool.
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Thank you, Todd.
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You want, uh, any cracklins, braheem?
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No, I don't want
any friggin' cracklins, braheem!
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You know, I was wondering
if it ever crossed your mind
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to consult with me first.
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You know, I'm guessing it didn't, Tandy.
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Did it?
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Did it?!
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I found this bacon.
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- We ran this by the group...
- Yeah.
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And everyone agreed
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that Mike should get
to finish off the bacon,
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'cause he hasn't had any yet.
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Everyone?
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That's funny, 'cause
last time I checked,
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I was part and parcel of "everyone."
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We looked for you everywhere,
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and we couldn't find you, bud.
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Well, you didn't look hard enough, bud.
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So where are you from in Australia?
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- All over. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah? Yeah?
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I've actually, um,
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- I've been to Adelaide. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I actually spent a bit
of time in Adelaide.
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Oh, well, then, yeah, you know.
Wh-What were you doing there?
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Okay, um...
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I should say that I did
a bit of time in Adelaide.
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- I was in jail.
- Oh.
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Wow.
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I somehow got arrested,
uh, for leaving a bank
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with some money that wasn't mine.
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- Uh-huh. -
And then a man
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in a uniform found a gun on me
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that turned out to be mine.
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So you're talking about armed robbery.
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Oh, more like an armed misunderstanding.
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And how did that go over in court?
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Well, as I said, I did a bit
of time in Adelaide.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
yeah.
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- Yeah.
- So, well,
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then how'd you end up, you
know, here in the States?
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Oh, I got a job at the State Department.
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They hired you with a criminal record?
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They didn't hire me.
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They hired Amanda Williams
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from Cleveland, Ohio.
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Majored in political science
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at the Ohio State University.
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Go Pi Phi!
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Go! Whoo!
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That's amaz... you know, you're like
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- the most interesting person alive.
- Nah.
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Yeah, does everybody
else know about this?
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Hell no.
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What are you talk... why not?
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They've never asked me.
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It's like they just latched
onto the Australia thing
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and stopped right there.
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Cheers, Erica!
Dingoes ate my baby!
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Didgeridoo!
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What's up, Mike?
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Hey, Phil. G'day.
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Yep.
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Hey, bud.
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Thinking about going out
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and burning down the Santa Monica Pier.
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You want to come with?
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Yeah, what, was your bacon brother busy?
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Come on, T.
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You're my original bacon brother.
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I'm talking OBB.
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And you want to hazard a guess
as to who's down with OBB?
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Huh?
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Every last Tandy.
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Oh, come on.
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Tandy, ever since Mike showed up,
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you don't have time for me anymore.
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Oh, don't you dare.
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Uh, every time I try
to hang out with you,
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you're always either
with Gail or Melissa.
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- That is not true!
- Oh, yes, it is.
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You're just like one of
those guys who as soon
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as they get two girlfriends,
they just disappear.
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No, you know what?
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I'm your backup plan.
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Your number two.
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And it's totally appropriate, Tandy,
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because that's exactly
how you make me feel.
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Like a big old number two.
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And you know where you
dropped that stinky?
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Right here.
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On my heart.
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Yes, yes. Here we are. Okay.
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You still waiting on
your date there, ma'am?
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Oh, I lied about that
to keep the creeps away.
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Really?
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Would you mind if I joined you, then?
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I don't know. Are you a creep?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Well, in that case, sit down.
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All right, let that be there.
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Yeah.
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Although, I feel like I should tell you,
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I am carrying another man's baby.
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You are? Wow.
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Well, that's complicated.
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On the plus side,
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I am the only single
woman left on the planet.
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Ah. Okay. See, I can work with that.
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That's nice, yeah.
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Well, I guess, if we're
being honest with each other,
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I should let you know
that I'm, uh, married.
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- Chef Miyagi!
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, but it's okay. I'm
getting a divorce soon.
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Yeah, my brother's actually
sleeping with my wife.
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Water.
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It burns my throat.
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I just don't like it.
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You'll get used to it.
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Maybe I'll try putting an olive in it.
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Transition into it, you know?
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Hello.
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Oh, Geez of Nazareth!
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Man, you got to stop
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coming up on me like that, Carol.
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I'm gonna start making people
wear bells around their necks.
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Uh, Gail's trying to stop
drinking, so she's a little...
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well, you saw her.
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Well, good for you, Gail.
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And as a show of solidarity,
I'm gonna join you.
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I can't drink, anyway.
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Baby on board. Beep, beep!
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Out of my way!
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Yeah.
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Not drinking for two now.
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Well, good luck with that.
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Looks like I'm drinking for four now.
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Hey, this is actually pretty easy.
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Yeah, that motion seems to
come to you pretty naturally.
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Doing okay?
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Yeah, yeah. No, I'm fine.
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Just a little tuckered out, is all.
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You're a little tuckered out?
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That's funny, I thought
your name was Mike. Boom.
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Solid.
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I know.
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Hey, bud.
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I just want to thank you
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for having sex with Carol and stuff.
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It-it meant a lot to me.
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To be honest with you, I'm
really excited to be an uncle.
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Well, you're gonna be a godfather, too.
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Well, I guess that's better than
being a godfather three. Boom.
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Solid.
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I know.
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So what do you say?
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You want to be our godfather?
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It's an offer I can't refuse.
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I don't underst... why
are you talking like that?
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Well, well, well.
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Oh, hey, bud. How hangs it?
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I was just coming by to get some milk,
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but you guys probably already
dried her out, didn't you?
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Oh, come on, Toddler.
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I'm not a toddler.
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I'm a man.
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Hey, Mike is my brother,
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and I'm going to spend time with him,
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and I will not apologize for that.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, yeah, make me seem
like the crazy one, huh?
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"Todd's upset at Tandy
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for hanging out with his brother."
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Huh? Is that how you're gonna spin this?
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I'm not spinning it.
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If anything, I'm keeping
it firmly in place!
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Okay, you know what? It's
time to face facts, Tandy.
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Here's the thing, ever
since he showed up,
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you don't have any time...
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Good God.
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It's just a cold, okay? Or allergies.
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But Todd said he coughed up blood!
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You know what? Uh, Todd's
just spreading rumors.
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Yeah, that's right.
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You know where he
works? At the rumor mill.
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Yeah, and, uh, you know what his name
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would be if Bruce Willis was his dad?
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- Rumer.
- It's not a rumor.
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Yes, it is. I mean,
this is clearly revenge
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'cause you're so jealous of me and Mike.
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And that, my friend,
is what's not a rumor.
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No, that's a Tallulah and Scout.
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Bruce Willis's other kids.
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Tandy, whatever is going on between us,
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this is bigger.
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Now, I saw it. It was blood.
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You need to tell the truth.
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Okay, okay.
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There might have been, uh, just a teeny,
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tiny little bit of blood.
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But I've coughed up blood,
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like, a million times,
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and that doesn't mean that
I have the virus, right?
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He's fine.
266
00:10:39,675 --> 00:10:40,986
But does he have the rash?
267
00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,297
Not on his genitals.
268
00:10:42,322 --> 00:10:43,909
Sorry, Tandy. Just trying to help.
269
00:10:45,336 --> 00:10:47,010
- Oh.
- Where are you going?
270
00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:48,170
Away from him.
271
00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,376
Why are you all panicking?
272
00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,077
We're immune, remember?
273
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,546
We're all safe.
274
00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,711
Not all of us.
275
00:10:56,649 --> 00:10:57,817
Oh, my God.
276
00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,618
What about our babies?
277
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,875
There is no
guarantee that those babies
278
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,285
will be immune to the virus.
279
00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:06,099
Yeah, Tandy. Do you want to
give the virus to the babies,
280
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,557
you dumb son of a bitch?
281
00:11:07,582 --> 00:11:09,060
Oh, Gail, have a drink!
282
00:11:09,093 --> 00:11:10,562
I agree with Erica.
283
00:11:10,596 --> 00:11:12,063
Who said that? Todd?
284
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,615
Thank you for seconding
Erica's statement.
285
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,504
I agree with Todd and Erica.
286
00:11:16,529 --> 00:11:19,666
Look, I am telling you, Mike is fine.
287
00:11:21,385 --> 00:11:22,491
I'm out of here.
288
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,205
On your tail.
289
00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:27,162
- Wha...
- Wait for me.
290
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,656
Takes me a little longer
to get up these days.
291
00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:32,248
Already on the second
trimester of my first week.
292
00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:33,383
You're going, too?
293
00:11:33,408 --> 00:11:34,961
Sorry, Tandy, but I don't think
294
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,289
we can afford to take a chance here.
295
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,080
So we're just gonna leave him, huh?
296
00:11:43,105 --> 00:11:45,342
We're just gonna let
him wake up all alone
297
00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:47,633
and try to piece together
what the hell happened?
298
00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:50,101
We can't be stupid about this.
299
00:11:50,135 --> 00:11:51,358
Well, maybe there's a way to be
300
00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:53,919
smart and stupid at the same time.
301
00:12:18,319 --> 00:12:19,532
Sup, dawg?
302
00:12:19,757 --> 00:12:20,757
Don't be alarmed.
303
00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:23,884
Why on earth would I be alarmed?
304
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,304
That's the spirit.
305
00:12:25,336 --> 00:12:26,840
Hey, why don't you come
on into the living room
306
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,368
and have a seat, huh?
307
00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:38,195
Oh, Jenga!
308
00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,590
Look who I found, huh?
309
00:12:43,309 --> 00:12:45,332
What do you say we go
join the group, huh?
310
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,359
Right this way.
311
00:12:48,423 --> 00:12:50,117
Don't be shy.
312
00:12:50,142 --> 00:12:51,946
If you guys could make a little room.
313
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,813
Nice of Melissa to clear
you a little spot there.
314
00:12:57,164 --> 00:12:58,269
Hey, Mike.
315
00:12:59,281 --> 00:13:00,711
Hi.
316
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:02,707
So how was your little nappy-poo?
317
00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:07,151
Do I have the virus?
318
00:13:07,255 --> 00:13:08,756
Well, I mean, you know...
319
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,683
Maybe.
320
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:11,917
Okay, yeah.
321
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:13,014
Look, l-look.
322
00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:14,841
These guys think that
there's, uh, you know,
323
00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:17,589
just a-a small possibility
that you might just have,
324
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:19,785
like, a-a teeny-tiny
touch of the virus.
325
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,770
- Just-just a smidgen, really.
- Okay. Okay, okay.
326
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,463
I mean, we're not worried.
327
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,805
I mean, not one bit.
328
00:13:27,096 --> 00:13:28,977
Yeah, you guys reek of confidence.
329
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,989
So I assume that thing's for me, huh?
330
00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:38,013
Hey, look, we're doing this
'cause we care about you.
331
00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:41,112
We just have to be careful, you know?
332
00:13:41,356 --> 00:13:43,323
So why don't you just pop in there,
333
00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:44,925
ride out this cold,
334
00:13:45,289 --> 00:13:48,525
and one day, we'll all
laugh at this like hyenas.
335
00:13:51,806 --> 00:13:53,195
Where do I go to the bathroom?
336
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:55,327
Oh, don't worry. We got
that all taken care of.
337
00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:57,017
Todd, go get me a bucket.
338
00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:00,064
This is gonna be great, bud.
339
00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:02,042
Yeah, we're just gonna
have a nice normal night.
340
00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:03,253
And who knows?
341
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,910
Maybe you'll even have a
little fun along the way.
342
00:14:06,716 --> 00:14:08,116
- Miley Cyrus!
- Yes!
343
00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:10,895
Uh, okay, this guy's
dead from the virus.
344
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,483
- Lead singer of U2.
- Uh, Bono!
345
00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:14,100
Yes! Okay.
346
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,522
Um, this guy's regular dead.
347
00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:18,346
Uh, "Frankly, Scarlett,
I don't give a damn."
348
00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:19,408
- Uh, Clark Gable!
- Yes.
349
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,406
- Five seconds!
- Okay, okay, okay, um...
350
00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:22,874
dead New England Patriots quarterback,
351
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,867
married to the dead
model, both from the virus.
352
00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:25,876
- Tom Brady!
- Yes!
353
00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:27,670
- Time!
- Yes!
354
00:14:27,905 --> 00:14:31,296
Guys, do we have to say that the
person's dead every single time?
355
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,192
You know, it just seems
like a major buzz kill.
356
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:34,577
Well, an even bigger buzz kill
357
00:14:34,602 --> 00:14:37,110
is losing the game
due to lack of clarity.
358
00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:38,336
You want to go, Mike?
359
00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:39,453
Uh, no, no, I'm fine.
360
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,348
Aw, come on, Chef Miyagi.
361
00:14:41,373 --> 00:14:43,275
Come on, come on. Mike, Mike...
362
00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:44,783
Mike, Mike, Mike...
363
00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:46,811
O... Okay, okay, okay, all right.
364
00:14:46,836 --> 00:14:48,154
- Ready, go.
- Okay.
365
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,781
Um, I'm not sure how
to describe this person.
366
00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:51,616
- Enrique Iglesias!
- No.
367
00:14:51,796 --> 00:14:52,554
Julio Iglesias!
368
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,254
Let him get a clue out.
369
00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,554
I got a method!
370
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,056
Uh, just pass. Pass on this one. Pass.
371
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,625
Okay, uh, this person
was on Seinfeld.
372
00:15:00,719 --> 00:15:01,649
Seinfeld!
373
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:03,523
- No, close.
- Glenn Close!
374
00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:05,756
No, I-I don't know if
you're gonna get this one.
375
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:06,907
It just says, um,
376
00:15:07,429 --> 00:15:09,142
"The dead guy who played Newman."
377
00:15:09,382 --> 00:15:10,647
I don't know, um...
378
00:15:10,672 --> 00:15:12,788
Hey, can we maybe do
something else, maybe? Just...
379
00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:14,373
What's wrong, Mike?
380
00:15:15,319 --> 00:15:17,374
It's just a little
weird, you know, just...
381
00:15:18,304 --> 00:15:19,304
The suits.
382
00:15:19,475 --> 00:15:20,600
It's the friggin' suits. I knew it.
383
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,181
Well, you know what? This...
384
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:23,455
Tandy, no!
385
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:26,080
No. Look, it's fine, okay?
386
00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:27,268
He has a cold.
387
00:15:27,682 --> 00:15:28,886
That's it.
388
00:15:29,104 --> 00:15:30,104
Now, look at this.
389
00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:34,340
I'm taking my friggin' suit off,
and the world is still turning.
390
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,028
All right?
391
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,863
So what do you say?
392
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,248
Does anybody else want to join me?
393
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,724
So this is actually a pretty typical
394
00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:49,901
second date for me, you know.
395
00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:51,253
Yeah.
396
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:53,326
You know, first date, always hibachi,
397
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:56,069
and then the second date,
I like to invite a lady
398
00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:58,452
back to my quarantine
bubble, and, you know...
399
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:00,100
Mm.
400
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:02,559
Yeah, you're a real
smooth operator, Mike.
401
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:15,517
Sorry my sickness is,
uh, you know, scaring you.
402
00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:17,369
I'm not worried.
403
00:16:17,704 --> 00:16:20,272
Yeah, I think I'm coming
around to Tandy's theory.
404
00:16:20,595 --> 00:16:21,820
It's just a cold.
405
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:28,246
Would it be okay if I, uh...
406
00:16:29,604 --> 00:16:30,821
It would.
407
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,292
Hang on, let's... let's do this right.
408
00:16:51,651 --> 00:16:52,738
Ooh!
409
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,384
Oh, my God, you guys, hurry!
410
00:16:57,409 --> 00:16:58,533
Come quick!
411
00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:11,155
Oh, farts.
412
00:17:14,446 --> 00:17:16,487
Oh, you poor little thing.
413
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,678
Your mama's gone, but you still got us.
414
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:21,730
Has Mike been around this cow?
415
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:23,248
He was milking it today.
416
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,916
He has to go, now.
417
00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:27,626
There's no way the virus
could take down a cow
418
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:28,892
in, like, six hours.
419
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,512
Then how else do you explain it?
420
00:17:30,537 --> 00:17:31,700
Uh, you know, uh, uh...
421
00:17:31,725 --> 00:17:32,809
It could have been old age.
422
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,235
Uh, the cow could have had, like,
423
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,123
some congenital hoof disorder.
424
00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:38,130
Uh, hell, could have
been this little guy!
425
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,867
I mean, look at him
and those demon eyes.
426
00:17:41,182 --> 00:17:42,534
No, Tandy.
427
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,811
That cow survived the
virus just like us,
428
00:17:44,836 --> 00:17:46,038
and now look at her.
429
00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,433
I'm with Melissa.
430
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,793
Three strikes, you're out.
431
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,818
Let's do this.
432
00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:52,021
But you... oh, wait!
433
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:53,802
You forgot your friggin' pitchforks
434
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:55,507
and your torches!
435
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,704
Hey, whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! What's going on?!
436
00:17:57,729 --> 00:17:59,604
I'm sorry, bud. We're
moving you, all right?
437
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:01,220
- What? What? Why? What happened?!
- We got him.
438
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,813
- Get out of here!
- Come on, guys...
439
00:18:02,946 --> 00:18:05,090
Get away from him! What are you doing?!
440
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,413
If you move him, you're
gonna have to move me, too.
441
00:18:08,438 --> 00:18:10,098
Great. Todd, move Tandy.
442
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:10,998
Todd!
443
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,764
I friggin' love you, man.
444
00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:16,903
But if you take one more step,
I will friggin' rip you apart.
445
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:20,103
Phil, if they want me
to go, I'll just go.
446
00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:22,909
No! Mike, you're staying right here.
447
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:25,885
This is my brother.
448
00:18:26,936 --> 00:18:29,422
Okay? My own flesh and blood.
449
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:31,618
Until two weeks ago,
450
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,286
I thought I had lost him forever.
451
00:18:35,401 --> 00:18:36,623
What are the chances?
452
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:40,259
The entire world dies...
there's seven of us...
453
00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:42,221
and my brother shows up.
454
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,631
That is not a coincidence.
455
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:50,669
I said good-bye to him once.
456
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:53,009
I am not gonna do it again.
457
00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:58,243
He has a friggin' cold.
458
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,995
Come on, we got to find
a house for the night.
459
00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,629
You mind if I stay with Mike tonight?
460
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,244
- All right?
- Okay, it's fine.
461
00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:22,030
Just be careful.
462
00:19:22,606 --> 00:19:24,642
You're the best. You're the best.
463
00:19:28,321 --> 00:19:29,477
Okay, Mike.
464
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:30,608
Good night.
465
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:31,707
Night.
466
00:19:35,403 --> 00:19:37,141
Phil, come on.
467
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,550
Maybe I should just go
away for a while, all right?
468
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,114
It's a cold, Mike.
469
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:43,690
It's a cold.
470
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,583
Yeah.
471
00:19:46,044 --> 00:19:47,701
All right, you want to get some sleep?
472
00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:49,638
Sure.
473
00:19:55,254 --> 00:19:57,070
What do you think, 69 or 11?
474
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,205
Why don't we start with
11 and go from there.
475
00:20:00,941 --> 00:20:02,241
Sure.
476
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:15,055
You want to do one for old time's sake?
477
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:24,046
♪ I don't know you ♪
478
00:20:24,071 --> 00:20:27,343
♪ But I want you ♪
479
00:20:27,368 --> 00:20:31,002
♪ All the more for that ♪
480
00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:36,865
♪ Words fall through me ♪
481
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:40,249
♪ Always fool me ♪
482
00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:44,696
♪ And I can't react... ♪
483
00:21:08,381 --> 00:21:10,016
"So long, Phil.
484
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,480
Didn't want you to have
to say good-bye again."
485
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:21,549
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