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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

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Let's have Todd put my baby in you.

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No friggin' way.

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Mike Shelby Miller,
will you be our sperm?

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I-I'd be honored.

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Friggin' ridiculous.

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I'm pregnant!

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Oh!

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I still can't believe I'm not sterile.

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You didn't masturbate
too much, after all.

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Yeah, it was just the right amount.

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Thank you.

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I am so proud of your sperm.

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I am, too.

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Guys, guys.

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Gail, Carol is pregnant.

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Yeah? Okay, good.
Whatever. Good for you.

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You're not gonna believe the crazy thing

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I just saw out there.

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It was a flying record player!

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It just came out of the
sky, came right at me!

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It was like...

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Like when you go to, um,

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you know, Waffle House. It was like...

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it was flying skillets.

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It was, uh, no. It was like...

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two hovering griddles.

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Gail, honey, how much have
you had to drink today?

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A lady never tells.

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Gail, I think everybody's just saying

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that sometimes you drink a little bit.

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A lot a bit.

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Well, maybe you're just a little
confused about what you saw.

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I know exactly what I saw out there!

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There was a whole mess
of-of floating hair dryers,

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and they were staring right at me!

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Do y'all really think
I "mrink" too much?

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Well, I think you might have answered

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your own question there.

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Oh, farts.

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Resync by Rapunzel
- Thanks to Octavia@addic7ed.com -

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Mmm.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

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Mmm.

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What the hell's going on in here?

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Nothing.

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Really?

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'Cause it doesn't smell like nothing.

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Mike farted.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I-I farted.

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Oh.

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That's funny.

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'Cause your farts smell
like freshly cooked bacon.

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Thank you.

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Todd, we're adults here,

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and I'm gonna be honest
with you about this.

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Mike and I just finished off the bacon.

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Uh, but I-I did fart.

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You guys finished the bacon.

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Mm-hmm.

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That's cool.

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Thank you, Todd.

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You want, uh, any cracklins, braheem?

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No, I don't want any
friggin' cracklins, braheem!

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You know, I was wondering
if it ever crossed your mind

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to consult with me first.

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You know, I'm guessing it didn't, Tandy.

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Did it?

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Did it?!

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I found this bacon.

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- We ran this by the group...
- Yeah.

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And everyone agreed

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that Mike should get
to finish off the bacon,

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'cause he hasn't had any yet.

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Everyone?

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That's funny, 'cause
last time I checked,

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I was part and parcel of "everyone."

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We looked for you everywhere,

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and we couldn't find you, bud.

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Well, you didn't look hard enough, bud.

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So where are you from in Australia?

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- All over. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah? Yeah?

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I've actually, um,

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- I've been to Adelaide. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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I actually spent a bit
of time in Adelaide.

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Oh, well, then, yeah, you know.
Wh-What were you doing there?

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Okay, um...

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I should say that I did
a bit of time in Adelaide.

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- I was in jail.
- Oh.

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Wow.

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I somehow got arrested,
uh, for leaving a bank

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with some money that wasn't mine.

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- Uh-huh.
- And then a man

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in a uniform found a gun on me

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that turned out to be mine.

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So you're talking about armed robbery.

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Oh, more like an armed misunderstanding.

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And how did that go over in court?

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Well, as I said, I did a
bit of time in Adelaide.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.

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- Yeah.
- So, well,

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then how'd you end up, you
know, here in the States?

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Oh, I got a job at the State Department.

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They hired you with a criminal record?

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They didn't hire me.

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They hired Amanda Williams

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from Cleveland, Ohio.

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Majored in political science

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at the Ohio State University.

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Go Pi Phi!

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Go! Whoo!

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That's amaz... you know, you're like

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- the most interesting person alive.
- Nah.

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Yeah, does everybody
else know about this?

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Hell no.

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What are you talk... why not?

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They've never asked me.

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It's like they just latched
onto the Australia thing

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and stopped right there.

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Cheers, Erica! Dingoes ate my baby!

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Didgeridoo!

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What's up, Mike?

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Hey, Phil. G'day.

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Yep.

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Hey, bud.

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Thinking about going out

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and burning down the Santa Monica Pier.

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You want to come with?

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Yeah, what, was your bacon brother busy?

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Come on, T.

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You're my original bacon brother.

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I'm talking OBB.

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And you want to hazard a guess
as to who's down with OBB?

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Huh?

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Every last Tandy.

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Oh, come on.

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Tandy, ever since Mike showed up,

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you don't have time for me anymore.

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Oh, don't you dare.

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Uh, every time I try
to hang out with you,

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you're always either
with Gail or Melissa.

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- That is not true!
- Oh, yes, it is.

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You're just like one of
those guys who as soon

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as they get two girlfriends,
they just disappear.

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No, you know what?

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I'm your backup plan.

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Your number two.

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And it's totally appropriate, Tandy,

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because that's exactly
how you make me feel.

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Like a big old number two.

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And you know where you
dropped that stinky?

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Right here.

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On my heart.

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Yes, yes. Here we are. Okay.

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You still waiting on
your date there, ma'am?

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Oh, I lied about that
to keep the creeps away.

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Really?

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Would you mind if I joined you, then?

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I don't know. Are you a creep?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Well, in that case, sit down.

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All right, let that be there.

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Yeah.

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Although, I feel like I should tell you,

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I am carrying another man's baby.

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You are? Wow.

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Well, that's complicated.

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On the plus side,

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I am the only single
woman left on the planet.

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Ah. Okay. See, I can work with that.

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That's nice, yeah.

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Well, I guess, if we're
being honest with each other,

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I should let you know
that I'm, uh, married.

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- Chef Miyagi!
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, but it's okay. I'm
getting a divorce soon.

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Yeah, my brother's actually
sleeping with my wife.

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Water.

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It burns my throat.

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I just don't like it.

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You'll get used to it.

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Maybe I'll try putting an olive in it.

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Transition into it, you know?

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Hello.

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Oh, Geez of Nazareth!

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Man, you got to stop

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coming up on me like that, Carol.

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I'm gonna start making people
wear bells around their necks.

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Uh, Gail's trying to stop
drinking, so she's a little...

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well, you saw her.

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Well, good for you, Gail.

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And as a show of solidarity,
I'm gonna join you.

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I can't drink, anyway.

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Baby on board. Beep, beep!

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Out of my way!

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Yeah.

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Not drinking for two now.

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Well, good luck with that.

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Looks like I'm drinking for four now.

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Hey, this is actually pretty easy.

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Yeah, that motion seems to
come to you pretty naturally.

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Doing okay?

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Yeah, yeah. No, I'm fine.

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Just a little tuckered out, is all.

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You're a little tuckered out?

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That's funny, I thought
your name was Mike. Boom.

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Solid.

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I know.

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Hey, bud.

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I just want to thank you

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for having sex with Carol and stuff.

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It-it meant a lot to me.

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To be honest with you, I'm
really excited to be an uncle.

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Well, you're gonna be a godfather, too.

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Well, I guess that's better than
being a godfather three. Boom.

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Solid.

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I know.

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So what do you say?

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You want to be our godfather?

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It's an offer I can't refuse.

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I don't underst... why
are you talking like that?

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Well, well, well.

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Oh, hey, bud. How hangs it?

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I was just coming by to get some milk,

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but you guys probably already
dried her out, didn't you?

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Oh, come on, Toddler.

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I'm not a toddler.

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I'm a man.

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Hey, Mike is my brother,

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and I'm going to spend time with him,

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and I will not apologize for that.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, yeah, make me seem
like the crazy one, huh?

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"Todd's upset at Tandy

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for hanging out with his brother."

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Huh? Is that how you're gonna spin this?

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I'm not spinning it.

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If anything, I'm keeping
it firmly in place!

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Okay, you know what? It's
time to face facts, Tandy.

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Here's the thing, ever
since he showed up,

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you don't have any time...

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Good God.

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It's just a cold, okay? Or allergies.

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But Todd said he coughed up blood!

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You know what? Uh, Todd's
just spreading rumors.

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Yeah, that's right.

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You know where he
works? At the rumor mill.

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Yeah, and, uh, you know what his name

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would be if Bruce Willis was his dad?

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- Rumer.
- It's not a rumor.

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Yes, it is. I mean,
this is clearly revenge

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'cause you're so jealous of me and Mike.

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And that, my friend,
is what's not a rumor.

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No, that's a Tallulah and Scout.

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Bruce Willis's other kids.

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Tandy, whatever is going on between us,

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this is bigger.

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Now, I saw it. It was blood.

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You need to tell the truth.

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Okay, okay.

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There might have been, uh, just a teeny,

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tiny little bit of blood.

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But I've coughed up blood,

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like, a million times,

265
00:10:15,894 --> 00:10:18,121
and that doesn't mean that
I have the virus, right?

266
00:10:18,259 --> 00:10:19,400
He's fine.

267
00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:20,736
But does he have the rash?

268
00:10:20,761 --> 00:10:22,047
Not on his genitals.

269
00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:23,659
Sorry, Tandy. Just trying to help.

270
00:10:25,086 --> 00:10:26,760
- Oh.
- Where are you going?

271
00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:27,920
Away from him.

272
00:10:28,157 --> 00:10:30,126
Why are you all panicking?

273
00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:31,827
We're immune, remember?

274
00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,296
We're all safe.

275
00:10:33,956 --> 00:10:35,461
Not all of us.

276
00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:37,567
Oh, my God.

277
00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:39,368
What about our babies?

278
00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:41,625
There is no guarantee that those babies

279
00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:43,035
will be immune to the virus.

280
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:45,849
Yeah, Tandy. Do you want to
give the virus to the babies,

281
00:10:45,874 --> 00:10:47,307
you dumb son of a bitch?

282
00:10:47,332 --> 00:10:48,810
Oh, Gail, have a drink!

283
00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,312
I agree with Erica.

284
00:10:50,346 --> 00:10:51,813
Who said that? Todd?

285
00:10:52,455 --> 00:10:54,365
Thank you for seconding
Erica's statement.

286
00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:56,254
I agree with Todd and Erica.

287
00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:59,416
Look, I am telling you, Mike is fine.

288
00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:02,241
I'm out of here.

289
00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:04,955
On your tail.

290
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,912
- Wha...
- Wait for me.

291
00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:09,406
Takes me a little longer
to get up these days.

292
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,998
Already on the second
trimester of my first week.

293
00:11:12,216 --> 00:11:13,133
You're going, too?

294
00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,711
Sorry, Tandy, but I don't think

295
00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:17,039
we can afford to take a chance here.

296
00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:22,830
So we're just gonna leave him, huh?

297
00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:25,092
We're just gonna let
him wake up all alone

298
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,383
and try to piece together
what the hell happened?

299
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,851
We can't be stupid about this.

300
00:11:29,885 --> 00:11:31,108
Well, maybe there's a way to be

301
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,669
smart and stupid at the same time.

302
00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,282
Sup, dawg?

303
00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:00,507
Don't be alarmed.

304
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,634
Why on earth would I be alarmed?

305
00:12:03,659 --> 00:12:05,054
That's the spirit.

306
00:12:05,086 --> 00:12:06,590
Hey, why don't you come
on into the living room

307
00:12:06,615 --> 00:12:08,118
and have a seat, huh?

308
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,945
Oh, Jenga!

309
00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,340
Look who I found, huh?

310
00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:25,082
What do you say we go
join the group, huh?

311
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,109
Right this way.

312
00:12:28,173 --> 00:12:29,867
Don't be shy.

313
00:12:29,892 --> 00:12:31,696
If you guys could make a little room.

314
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:34,563
Nice of Melissa to clear
you a little spot there.

315
00:12:36,914 --> 00:12:38,019
Hey, Mike.

316
00:12:39,031 --> 00:12:40,461
Hi.

317
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:42,457
So how was your little nappy-poo?

318
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,901
Do I have the virus?

319
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:48,506
Well, I mean, you know...

320
00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,433
Maybe.

321
00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:51,667
Okay, yeah.

322
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:52,764
Look, l-look.

323
00:12:52,789 --> 00:12:54,591
These guys think that
there's, uh, you know,

324
00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:57,339
just a-a small possibility
that you might just have,

325
00:12:57,364 --> 00:12:59,535
like, a-a teeny-tiny
touch of the virus.

326
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,520
- Just-just a smidgen, really.
- Okay. Okay, okay.

327
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,213
I mean, we're not worried.

328
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:05,555
I mean, not one bit.

329
00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:08,727
Yeah, you guys reek of confidence.

330
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,739
So I assume that thing's for me, huh?

331
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:17,763
Hey, look, we're doing this
'cause we care about you.

332
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:20,862
We just have to be careful, you know?

333
00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:23,073
So why don't you just pop in there,

334
00:13:23,098 --> 00:13:24,675
ride out this cold,

335
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:28,275
and one day, we'll all
laugh at this like hyenas.

336
00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:32,945
Where do I go to the bathroom?

337
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,077
Oh, don't worry. We got
that all taken care of.

338
00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:36,767
Todd, go get me a bucket.

339
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,814
This is gonna be great, bud.

340
00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:41,792
Yeah, we're just gonna
have a nice normal night.

341
00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,003
And who knows?

342
00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:45,660
Maybe you'll even have a
little fun along the way.

343
00:13:46,466 --> 00:13:47,866
- Miley Cyrus!
- Yes!

344
00:13:47,984 --> 00:13:50,645
Uh, okay, this guy's
dead from the virus.

345
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:52,233
- Lead singer of U2.
- Uh, Bono!

346
00:13:52,258 --> 00:13:53,850
Yes! Okay.

347
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,272
Um, this guy's regular dead.

348
00:13:56,297 --> 00:13:58,096
Uh, "Frankly, Scarlett,
I don't give a damn."

349
00:13:58,121 --> 00:13:59,158
- Uh, Clark Gable!
- Yes.

350
00:13:59,183 --> 00:14:01,156
- Five seconds!
- Okay, okay, okay, um...

351
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:02,624
dead New England Patriots quarterback,

352
00:14:02,649 --> 00:14:04,617
married to the dead
model, both from the virus.

353
00:14:04,642 --> 00:14:05,626
- Tom Brady!
- Yes!

354
00:14:05,651 --> 00:14:07,420
- Time!
- Yes!

355
00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:11,046
Guys, do we have to say that the
person's dead every single time?

356
00:14:11,359 --> 00:14:12,942
You know, it just seems
like a major buzz kill.

357
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,327
Well, an even bigger buzz kill

358
00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:16,860
is losing the game
due to lack of clarity.

359
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:18,086
You want to go, Mike?

360
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,203
Uh, no, no, I'm fine.

361
00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:21,098
Aw, come on, Chef Miyagi.

362
00:14:21,123 --> 00:14:23,025
Come on, come on. Mike, Mike...

363
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:24,533
Mike, Mike, Mike...

364
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:26,561
O... Okay, okay, okay, all right.

365
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:27,904
- Ready, go.
- Okay.

366
00:14:27,929 --> 00:14:29,531
Um, I'm not sure how
to describe this person.

367
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,366
- Enrique Iglesias!
- No.

368
00:14:31,546 --> 00:14:32,304
Julio Iglesias!

369
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:34,004
Let him get a clue out.

370
00:14:34,029 --> 00:14:35,304
I got a method!

371
00:14:35,336 --> 00:14:36,806
Uh, just pass. Pass on this one. Pass.

372
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,375
Okay, uh, this person was on Seinfeld.

373
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:41,399
Seinfeld!

374
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,273
- No, close.
- Glenn Close!

375
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:45,506
No, I-I don't know if
you're gonna get this one.

376
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:46,657
It just says, um,

377
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:48,892
"The dead guy who played Newman."

378
00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:50,397
I don't know, um...

379
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,538
Hey, can we maybe do
something else, maybe? Just...

380
00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:54,123
What's wrong, Mike?

381
00:14:55,069 --> 00:14:57,124
It's just a little
weird, you know, just...

382
00:14:58,054 --> 00:14:59,054
The suits.

383
00:14:59,225 --> 00:15:00,350
It's the friggin' suits. I knew it.

384
00:15:00,504 --> 00:15:01,931
Well, you know what? This...

385
00:15:02,188 --> 00:15:03,205
Tandy, no!

386
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:05,830
No. Look, it's fine, okay?

387
00:15:06,018 --> 00:15:07,018
He has a cold.

388
00:15:07,432 --> 00:15:08,636
That's it.

389
00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:09,854
Now, look at this.

390
00:15:10,086 --> 00:15:14,090
I'm taking my friggin' suit off,
and the world is still turning.

391
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,778
All right?

392
00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:17,613
So what do you say?

393
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,998
Does anybody else want to join me?

394
00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:28,474
So this is actually a pretty typical

395
00:15:28,499 --> 00:15:29,651
second date for me, you know.

396
00:15:29,676 --> 00:15:31,003
Yeah.

397
00:15:31,028 --> 00:15:33,076
You know, first date, always hibachi,

398
00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,819
and then the second date,
I like to invite a lady

399
00:15:35,844 --> 00:15:38,202
back to my quarantine
bubble, and, you know...

400
00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:39,850
Mm.

401
00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:42,309
Yeah, you're a real
smooth operator, Mike.

402
00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:55,267
Sorry my sickness is,
uh, you know, scaring you.

403
00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:57,119
I'm not worried.

404
00:15:57,454 --> 00:16:00,022
Yeah, I think I'm coming
around to Tandy's theory.

405
00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:01,570
It's just a cold.

406
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,996
Would it be okay if I, uh...

407
00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:10,571
It would.

408
00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:20,042
Hang on, let's... let's do this right.

409
00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:32,488
Ooh!

410
00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,134
Oh, my God, you guys, hurry!

411
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:38,283
Come quick!

412
00:16:49,004 --> 00:16:50,905
Oh, farts.

413
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:54,437
Oh, you poor little thing.

414
00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:57,628
Your mama's gone, but you still got us.

415
00:16:58,273 --> 00:16:59,680
Has Mike been around this cow?

416
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,198
He was milking it today.

417
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,866
He has to go, now.

418
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,576
There's no way the virus
could take down a cow

419
00:17:05,601 --> 00:17:06,842
in, like, six hours.

420
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,462
Then how else do you explain it?

421
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,650
Uh, you know, uh, uh...

422
00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:10,759
It could have been old age.

423
00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:12,185
Uh, the cow could have had, like,

424
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:14,073
some congenital hoof disorder.

425
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,080
Uh, hell, could have
been this little guy!

426
00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:18,817
I mean, look at him
and those demon eyes.

427
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,484
No, Tandy.

428
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,761
That cow survived the
virus just like us,

429
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:23,988
and now look at her.

430
00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:25,383
I'm with Melissa.

431
00:17:25,408 --> 00:17:26,743
Three strikes, you're out.

432
00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:27,768
Let's do this.

433
00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:29,971
But you... oh, wait!

434
00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:31,752
You forgot your friggin' pitchforks

435
00:17:31,777 --> 00:17:33,457
and your torches!

436
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,654
Hey, whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! What's going on?!

437
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,554
I'm sorry, bud. We're
moving you, all right?

438
00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:39,170
- What? What? Why? What happened?!
- We got him.

439
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:40,763
- Get out of here!
- Come on, guys...

440
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:43,040
Get away from him! What are you doing?!

441
00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:46,363
If you move him, you're
gonna have to move me, too.

442
00:17:46,388 --> 00:17:48,048
Great. Todd, move Tandy.

443
00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:48,948
Todd!

444
00:17:49,081 --> 00:17:50,714
I friggin' love you, man.

445
00:17:50,823 --> 00:17:54,853
But if you take one more step,
I will friggin' rip you apart.

446
00:17:55,823 --> 00:17:58,053
Phil, if they want me
to go, I'll just go.

447
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,859
No! Mike, you're staying right here.

448
00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:03,835
This is my brother.

449
00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:07,372
Okay? My own flesh and blood.

450
00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:09,568
Until two weeks ago,

451
00:18:09,937 --> 00:18:12,236
I thought I had lost him forever.

452
00:18:13,351 --> 00:18:14,573
What are the chances?

453
00:18:14,606 --> 00:18:18,209
The entire world dies...
there's seven of us...

454
00:18:18,351 --> 00:18:20,171
and my brother shows up.

455
00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,581
That is not a coincidence.

456
00:18:26,153 --> 00:18:28,619
I said good-bye to him once.

457
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:30,959
I am not gonna do it again.

458
00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:36,193
He has a friggin' cold.

459
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:41,945
Come on, we got to find
a house for the night.

460
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:55,579
You mind if I stay with Mike tonight?

461
00:18:56,283 --> 00:18:58,194
- All right?
- Okay, it's fine.

462
00:18:58,469 --> 00:18:59,980
Just be careful.

463
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,592
You're the best. You're the best.

464
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,427
Okay, Mike.

465
00:19:07,826 --> 00:19:08,558
Good night.

466
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:09,657
Night.

467
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,091
Phil, come on.

468
00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:16,500
Maybe I should just go
away for a while, all right?

469
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:19,064
It's a cold, Mike.

470
00:19:20,564 --> 00:19:21,640
It's a cold.

471
00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,533
Yeah.

472
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,651
All right, you want to get some sleep?

473
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:27,588
Sure.

474
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:35,020
What do you think, 69 or 11?

475
00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:38,155
Why don't we start with
11 and go from there.

476
00:19:38,891 --> 00:19:40,191
Sure.

477
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:53,005
You want to do one for old time's sake?

478
00:19:58,639 --> 00:20:01,996
♪ I don't know you ♪

479
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:05,293
♪ But I want you ♪

480
00:20:05,318 --> 00:20:08,952
♪ All the more for that ♪

481
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,815
♪ Words fall through me ♪

482
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,199
♪ Always fool me ♪

483
00:20:18,224 --> 00:20:22,646
♪ And I can't react... ♪

484
00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:47,966
"So long, Phil.

485
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,430
Didn't want you to have
to say good-bye again."

486
00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:59,499
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