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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

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Let's have Todd put my baby in you.

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No friggin' way.

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Mike Shelby Miller,
will you be our sperm?

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I-I'd be honored.

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Friggin' ridiculous.

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I'm pregnant!

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Oh!

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I still can't believe I'm not sterile.

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You didn't masturbate
too much, after all.

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Yeah, it was just the right amount.

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Thank you.

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I am so proud of your sperm.

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I am, too.

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Guys, guys.

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Gail, Carol is pregnant.

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Yeah? Okay, good.
Whatever. Good for you.

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You're not gonna believe the crazy thing

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I just saw out there.

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It was a flying record player!

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It just came out of the
sky, came right at me!

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It was like...

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Like when you go to, um,

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you know, Waffle House. It was like...

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it was flying skillets.

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It was, uh, no. It was like...

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two hovering griddles.

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Gail, honey, how much have
you had to drink today?

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A lady never tells.

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Gail, I think everybody's just saying

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that sometimes you drink a little bit.

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A lot a bit.

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Well, maybe you're just a little
confused about what you saw.

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I know exactly what I saw out there!

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There was a whole mess
of-of floating hair dryers,

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and they were staring right at me!

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Do y'all really think
I "mrink" too much?

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Well, I think you might have answered

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your own question there.

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Oh, farts.

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Mmm.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

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Mmm.

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What the hell's going on in here?

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Nothing.

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Really?

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'Cause it doesn't smell like nothing.

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Mike farted.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I-I farted.

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Oh.

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That's funny.

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'Cause your farts smell
like freshly cooked bacon.

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Thank you.

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Todd, we're adults here,

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and I'm gonna be honest
with you about this.

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Mike and I just finished off the bacon.

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Uh, but I-I did fart.

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You guys finished the bacon.

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Mm-hmm.

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That's cool.

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Thank you, Todd.

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You want, uh, any cracklins, braheem?

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No, I don't want any
friggin' cracklins, braheem!

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You know, I was wondering
if it ever crossed your mind

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to consult with me first.

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You know, I'm guessing it didn't, Tandy.

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Did it?

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Did it?!

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I found this bacon.

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- We ran this by the group...
- Yeah.

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And everyone agreed

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that Mike should get
to finish off the bacon,

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'cause he hasn't had any yet.

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Everyone?

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That's funny, 'cause
last time I checked,

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I was part and parcel of "everyone."

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We looked for you everywhere,

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and we couldn't find you, bud.

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Well, you didn't look hard enough, bud.

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So where are you from in Australia?

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- All over. Yeah.
- Oh, yeah? Yeah?

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I've actually, um,

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- I've been to Adelaide. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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I actually spent a bit
of time in Adelaide.

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Oh, well, then, yeah, you know.
Wh-What were you doing there?

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Okay, um...

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I should say that I did
a bit of time in Adelaide.

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- I was in jail.
- Oh.

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Wow.

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I somehow got arrested,
uh, for leaving a bank

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with some money that wasn't mine.

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- Uh-huh. 
- And then a man

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in a uniform found a gun on me

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that turned out to be mine.

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So you're talking about armed robbery.

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Oh, more like an armed misunderstanding.

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And how did that go over in court?

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Well, as I said, I did a
bit of time in Adelaide.

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.

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- Yeah.
- So, well,

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then how'd you end up, you
know, here in the States?

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Oh, I got a job at the State Department.

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They hired you with a criminal record?

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They didn't hire me.

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They hired Amanda Williams

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from Cleveland, Ohio.

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Majored in political science

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at the Ohio State University.

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Go Pi Phi!

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Go! Whoo!

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That's amaz... you know, you're like

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- the most interesting person alive.
- Nah.

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Yeah, does everybody
else know about this?

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Hell no.

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What are you talk... why not?

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They've never asked me.

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It's like they just latched
onto the Australia thing

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and stopped right there.

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Cheers, Erica! Dingoes ate my baby!

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Didgeridoo!

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What's up, Mike?

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Hey, Phil. G'day.

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Yep.

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Hey, bud.

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Thinking about going out

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and burning down the Santa Monica Pier.

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You want to come with?

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Yeah, what, was your bacon brother busy?

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Come on, T.

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You're my original bacon brother.

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I'm talking OBB.

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And you want to hazard a guess
as to who's down with OBB?

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Huh?

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Every last Tandy.

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Oh, come on.

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Tandy, ever since Mike showed up,

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you don't have time for me anymore.

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Oh, don't you dare.

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Uh, every time I try
to hang out with you,

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you're always either
with Gail or Melissa.

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- That is not true!
- Oh, yes, it is.

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You're just like one of
those guys who as soon

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as they get two girlfriends,
they just disappear.

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No, you know what?

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I'm your backup plan.

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Your number two.

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And it's totally appropriate, Tandy,

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because that's exactly
how you make me feel.

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Like a big old number two.

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And you know where you
dropped that stinky?

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Right here.

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On my heart.

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Yes, yes. Here we are. Okay.

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You still waiting on
your date there, ma'am?

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Oh, I lied about that
to keep the creeps away.

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Really?

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Would you mind if I joined you, then?

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I don't know. Are you a creep?

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Yeah, I think so.

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Well, in that case, sit down.

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All right, let that be there.

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Yeah.

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Although, I feel like I should tell you,

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I am carrying another man's baby.

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You are? Wow.

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Well, that's complicated.

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On the plus side,

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I am the only single
woman left on the planet.

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Ah. Okay. See, I can work with that.

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That's nice, yeah.

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Well, I guess, if we're
being honest with each other,

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I should let you know
that I'm, uh, married.

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- Chef Miyagi!
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, but it's okay. I'm
getting a divorce soon.

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Yeah, my brother's actually
sleeping with my wife.

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Water.

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It burns my throat.

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I just don't like it.

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You'll get used to it.

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Maybe I'll try putting an olive in it.

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Transition into it, you know?

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Hello.

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Oh, Geez of Nazareth!

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Man, you got to stop

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coming up on me like that, Carol.

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I'm gonna start making people
wear bells around their necks.

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Uh, Gail's trying to stop
drinking, so she's a little...

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well, you saw her.

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Well, good for you, Gail.

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And as a show of solidarity,
I'm gonna join you.

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I can't drink, anyway.

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Baby on board. Beep, beep!

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Out of my way!

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Yeah.

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Not drinking for two now.

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Well, good luck with that.

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Looks like I'm drinking for four now.

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Hey, this is actually pretty easy.

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Yeah, that motion seems to
come to you pretty naturally.

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Doing okay?

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Yeah, yeah. No, I'm fine.

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Just a little tuckered out, is all.

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You're a little tuckered out?

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That's funny, I thought
your name was Mike. Boom.

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Solid.

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I know.

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Hey, bud.

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I just want to thank you

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for having sex with Carol and stuff.

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It-it meant a lot to me.

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To be honest with you, I'm
really excited to be an uncle.

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Well, you're gonna be a godfather, too.

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Well, I guess that's better than
being a godfather three. Boom.

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Solid.

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I know.

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So what do you say?

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You want to be our godfather?

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It's an offer I can't refuse.

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I don't underst... why
are you talking like that?

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Well, well, well.

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Oh, hey, bud. How hangs it?

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I was just coming by to get some milk,

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but you guys probably already
dried her out, didn't you?

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Oh, come on, Toddler.

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I'm not a toddler.

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I'm a man.

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Hey, Mike is my brother,

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and I'm going to spend time with him,

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and I will not apologize for that.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, yeah, make me seem
like the crazy one, huh?

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"Todd's upset at Tandy

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for hanging out with his brother."

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Huh? Is that how you're gonna spin this?

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I'm not spinning it.

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If anything, I'm keeping
it firmly in place!

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Okay, you know what? It's
time to face facts, Tandy.

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Here's the thing, ever
since he showed up,

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you don't have any time...

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Good God.

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It's just a cold, okay? Or allergies.

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But Todd said he coughed up blood!

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You know what? Uh, Todd's
just spreading rumors.

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Yeah, that's right.

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You know where he
works? At the rumor mill.

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Yeah, and, uh, you know what his name

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would be if Bruce Willis was his dad?

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- Rumer.
- It's not a rumor.

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Yes, it is. I mean,
this is clearly revenge

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'cause you're so jealous of me and Mike.

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And that, my friend,
is what's not a rumor.

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No, that's a Tallulah and Scout.

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Bruce Willis's other kids.

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Tandy, whatever is going on between us,

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this is bigger.

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Now, I saw it. It was blood.

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You need to tell the truth.

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Okay, okay.

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There might have been, uh, just a teeny,

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tiny little bit of blood.

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But I've coughed up blood,

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like, a million times,

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and that doesn't mean that
I have the virus, right?

265
00:10:18,809 --> 00:10:19,950
He's fine.

266
00:10:19,975 --> 00:10:21,286
But does he have the rash?

267
00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:22,597
Not on his genitals.

268
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,209
Sorry, Tandy. Just trying to help.

269
00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:27,310
- Oh.
- Where are you going?

270
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,470
Away from him.

271
00:10:28,707 --> 00:10:30,676
Why are you all panicking?

272
00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:32,377
We're immune, remember?

273
00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:33,846
We're all safe.

274
00:10:34,506 --> 00:10:36,011
Not all of us.

275
00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:38,117
Oh, my God.

276
00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:39,918
What about our babies?

277
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:42,175
There is no guarantee that those babies

278
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,585
will be immune to the virus.

279
00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,399
Yeah, Tandy. Do you want to
give the virus to the babies,

280
00:10:46,424 --> 00:10:47,857
you dumb son of a bitch?

281
00:10:47,882 --> 00:10:49,360
Oh, Gail, have a drink!

282
00:10:49,393 --> 00:10:50,862
I agree with Erica.

283
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,363
Who said that? Todd?

284
00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:54,915
Thank you for seconding
Erica's statement.

285
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,804
I agree with Todd and Erica.

286
00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:59,966
Look, I am telling you, Mike is fine.

287
00:11:01,685 --> 00:11:02,791
I'm out of here.

288
00:11:04,201 --> 00:11:05,505
On your tail.

289
00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,462
- Wha...
- Wait for me.

290
00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:09,956
Takes me a little longer
to get up these days.

291
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,548
Already on the second
trimester of my first week.

292
00:11:12,766 --> 00:11:13,683
You're going, too?

293
00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,261
Sorry, Tandy, but I don't think

294
00:11:15,286 --> 00:11:17,589
we can afford to take a chance here.

295
00:11:21,751 --> 00:11:23,380
So we're just gonna leave him, huh?

296
00:11:23,405 --> 00:11:25,642
We're just gonna let
him wake up all alone

297
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,933
and try to piece together
what the hell happened?

298
00:11:28,112 --> 00:11:30,401
We can't be stupid about this.

299
00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:31,658
Well, maybe there's a way to be

300
00:11:31,683 --> 00:11:34,219
smart and stupid at the same time.

301
00:11:58,619 --> 00:11:59,832
Sup, dawg?

302
00:12:00,057 --> 00:12:01,057
Don't be alarmed.

303
00:12:02,604 --> 00:12:04,184
Why on earth would I be alarmed?

304
00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:05,604
That's the spirit.

305
00:12:05,636 --> 00:12:07,140
Hey, why don't you come
on into the living room

306
00:12:07,165 --> 00:12:08,668
and have a seat, huh?

307
00:12:16,326 --> 00:12:18,495
Oh, Jenga!

308
00:12:21,312 --> 00:12:22,890
Look who I found, huh?

309
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,632
What do you say we go
join the group, huh?

310
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,659
Right this way.

311
00:12:28,723 --> 00:12:30,417
Don't be shy.

312
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:32,246
If you guys could make a little room.

313
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,113
Nice of Melissa to clear
you a little spot there.

314
00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:38,569
Hey, Mike.

315
00:12:39,581 --> 00:12:41,011
Hi.

316
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:43,007
So how was your little nappy-poo?

317
00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:47,451
Do I have the virus?

318
00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,056
Well, I mean, you know...

319
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:50,983
Maybe.

320
00:12:51,623 --> 00:12:52,217
Okay, yeah.

321
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,314
Look, l-look.

322
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,141
These guys think that
there's, uh, you know,

323
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,889
just a-a small possibility
that you might just have,

324
00:12:57,914 --> 00:13:00,085
like, a-a teeny-tiny
touch of the virus.

325
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,070
- Just-just a smidgen, really. 
- Okay. Okay, okay.

326
00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:04,763
I mean, we're not worried.

327
00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:06,105
I mean, not one bit.

328
00:13:07,396 --> 00:13:09,277
Yeah, you guys reek of confidence.

329
00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:13,289
So I assume that thing's for me, huh?

330
00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:18,313
Hey, look, we're doing this
'cause we care about you.

331
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,412
We just have to be careful, you know?

332
00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,623
So why don't you just pop in there,

333
00:13:23,648 --> 00:13:25,225
ride out this cold,

334
00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:28,825
and one day, we'll all
laugh at this like hyenas.

335
00:13:32,106 --> 00:13:33,495
Where do I go to the bathroom?

336
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,627
Oh, don't worry. We got
that all taken care of.

337
00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:37,317
Todd, go get me a bucket.

338
00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:40,364
This is gonna be great, bud.

339
00:13:40,397 --> 00:13:42,342
Yeah, we're just gonna
have a nice normal night.

340
00:13:42,553 --> 00:13:43,553
And who knows?

341
00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:46,210
Maybe you'll even have a
little fun along the way.

342
00:13:47,016 --> 00:13:48,416
- Miley Cyrus!
- Yes!

343
00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:51,195
Uh, okay, this guy's
dead from the virus.

344
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,783
- Lead singer of U2.
- Uh, Bono!

345
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:54,400
Yes! Okay.

346
00:13:54,425 --> 00:13:56,822
Um, this guy's regular dead.

347
00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:58,646
Uh, "Frankly, Scarlett,
I don't give a damn."

348
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,708
- Uh, Clark Gable!
- Yes.

349
00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:01,706
- Five seconds!
- Okay, okay, okay, um...

350
00:14:01,731 --> 00:14:03,174
dead New England Patriots quarterback,

351
00:14:03,199 --> 00:14:05,167
married to the dead
model, both from the virus.

352
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,176
- Tom Brady!
- Yes!

353
00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,970
- Time!
- Yes!

354
00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:11,596
Guys, do we have to say that the
person's dead every single time?

355
00:14:11,909 --> 00:14:13,492
You know, it just seems
like a major buzz kill.

356
00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:14,877
Well, an even bigger buzz kill

357
00:14:14,902 --> 00:14:17,410
is losing the game
due to lack of clarity.

358
00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:18,636
You want to go, Mike?

359
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:19,753
Uh, no, no, I'm fine.

360
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,648
Aw, come on, Chef Miyagi.

361
00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,575
Come on, come on. Mike, Mike...

362
00:14:23,608 --> 00:14:25,083
Mike, Mike, Mike...

363
00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:27,111
O... Okay, okay, okay, all right.

364
00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:28,454
- Ready, go.
- Okay.

365
00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:30,081
Um, I'm not sure how
to describe this person.

366
00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,916
- Enrique Iglesias!
- No.

367
00:14:32,096 --> 00:14:32,854
Julio Iglesias!

368
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,554
Let him get a clue out.

369
00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:35,854
I got a method!

370
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:37,356
Uh, just pass. Pass on this one. Pass.

371
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,925
Okay, uh, this person was on Seinfeld.

372
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:41,949
Seinfeld!

373
00:14:41,974 --> 00:14:43,823
- No, close.
- Glenn Close!

374
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,056
No, I-I don't know if
you're gonna get this one.

375
00:14:46,081 --> 00:14:47,207
It just says, um,

376
00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:49,442
"The dead guy who played Newman."

377
00:14:49,682 --> 00:14:50,947
I don't know, um...

378
00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:53,088
Hey, can we maybe do
something else, maybe? Just...

379
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:54,673
What's wrong, Mike?

380
00:14:55,619 --> 00:14:57,674
It's just a little
weird, you know, just...

381
00:14:58,604 --> 00:14:59,604
The suits.

382
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:00,900
It's the friggin' suits. I knew it.

383
00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:02,481
Well, you know what? This...

384
00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:03,755
Tandy, no!

385
00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:06,380
No. Look, it's fine, okay?

386
00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:07,568
He has a cold.

387
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,186
That's it.

388
00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:10,404
Now, look at this.

389
00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:14,640
I'm taking my friggin' suit off,
and the world is still turning.

390
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,328
All right?

391
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:18,163
So what do you say?

392
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,548
Does anybody else want to join me?

393
00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:29,024
So this is actually a pretty typical

394
00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,201
second date for me, you know.

395
00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:31,553
Yeah.

396
00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:33,626
You know, first date, always hibachi,

397
00:15:33,651 --> 00:15:36,369
and then the second date,
I like to invite a lady

398
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,752
back to my quarantine
bubble, and, you know...

399
00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:40,400
Mm.

400
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,859
Yeah, you're a real
smooth operator, Mike.

401
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:55,817
Sorry my sickness is,
uh, you know, scaring you.

402
00:15:56,402 --> 00:15:57,669
I'm not worried.

403
00:15:58,004 --> 00:16:00,572
Yeah, I think I'm coming
around to Tandy's theory.

404
00:16:00,895 --> 00:16:02,120
It's just a cold.

405
00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:08,546
Would it be okay if I, uh...

406
00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:11,121
It would.

407
00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:20,592
Hang on, let's... let's do this right.

408
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,038
Ooh!

409
00:16:36,548 --> 00:16:37,684
Oh, my God, you guys, hurry!

410
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:38,833
Come quick!

411
00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:51,455
Oh, farts.

412
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:54,987
Oh, you poor little thing.

413
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,178
Your mama's gone, but you still got us.

414
00:16:58,823 --> 00:17:00,230
Has Mike been around this cow?

415
00:17:00,401 --> 00:17:01,748
He was milking it today.

416
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,416
He has to go, now.

417
00:17:03,441 --> 00:17:06,126
There's no way the virus
could take down a cow

418
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,392
in, like, six hours.

419
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,012
Then how else do you explain it?

420
00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:10,200
Uh, you know, uh, uh...

421
00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:11,309
It could have been old age.

422
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,735
Uh, the cow could have had, like,

423
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,623
some congenital hoof disorder.

424
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:16,630
Uh, hell, could have
been this little guy!

425
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,367
I mean, look at him
and those demon eyes.

426
00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:21,034
No, Tandy.

427
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,311
That cow survived the
virus just like us,

428
00:17:23,336 --> 00:17:24,538
and now look at her.

429
00:17:24,672 --> 00:17:25,933
I'm with Melissa.

430
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:27,293
Three strikes, you're out.

431
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:28,318
Let's do this.

432
00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:30,521
But you... oh, wait!

433
00:17:30,546 --> 00:17:32,302
You forgot your friggin' pitchforks

434
00:17:32,327 --> 00:17:34,007
and your torches!

435
00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:36,204
Hey, whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! What's going on?!

436
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,104
I'm sorry, bud. We're
moving you, all right?

437
00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:39,720
- What? What? Why? What happened?!
- We got him.

438
00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:41,313
- Get out of here!
- Come on, guys...

439
00:17:41,446 --> 00:17:43,590
Get away from him! What are you doing?!

440
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:46,913
If you move him, you're
gonna have to move me, too.

441
00:17:46,938 --> 00:17:48,598
Great. Todd, move Tandy.

442
00:17:48,623 --> 00:17:49,498
Todd!

443
00:17:49,631 --> 00:17:51,264
I friggin' love you, man.

444
00:17:51,373 --> 00:17:55,403
But if you take one more step,
I will friggin' rip you apart.

445
00:17:56,373 --> 00:17:58,603
Phil, if they want me
to go, I'll just go.

446
00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:01,409
No! Mike, you're staying right here.

447
00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:04,385
This is my brother.

448
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,922
Okay? My own flesh and blood.

449
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,118
Until two weeks ago,

450
00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:12,786
I thought I had lost him forever.

451
00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:15,123
What are the chances?

452
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:18,759
The entire world dies...
there's seven of us...

453
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,721
and my brother shows up.

454
00:18:22,331 --> 00:18:24,131
That is not a coincidence.

455
00:18:26,703 --> 00:18:29,169
I said good-bye to him once.

456
00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:31,509
I am not gonna do it again.

457
00:18:33,235 --> 00:18:36,743
He has a friggin' cold.

458
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,495
Come on, we got to find
a house for the night.

459
00:18:54,096 --> 00:18:56,129
You mind if I stay with Mike tonight?

460
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,744
- All right?
- Okay, it's fine.

461
00:18:59,019 --> 00:19:00,530
Just be careful.

462
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,142
You're the best. You're the best.

463
00:19:06,821 --> 00:19:07,977
Okay, Mike.

464
00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:09,108
Good night.

465
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:10,207
Night.

466
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,641
Phil, come on.

467
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,050
Maybe I should just go
away for a while, all right?

468
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,614
It's a cold, Mike.

469
00:19:21,114 --> 00:19:22,190
It's a cold.

470
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,083
Yeah.

471
00:19:24,544 --> 00:19:26,201
All right, you want to get some sleep?

472
00:19:27,138 --> 00:19:28,138
Sure.

473
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,570
What do you think, 69 or 11?

474
00:19:36,363 --> 00:19:38,705
Why don't we start with
11 and go from there.

475
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:40,741
Sure.

476
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,555
You want to do one for old time's sake?

477
00:19:59,189 --> 00:20:02,546
♪ I don't know you ♪

478
00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:05,843
♪ But I want you ♪

479
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:09,502
♪ All the more for that ♪

480
00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:15,365
♪ Words fall through me ♪

481
00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,749
♪ Always fool me ♪

482
00:20:18,774 --> 00:20:23,196
♪ And I can't react... ♪

483
00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:48,516
"So long, Phil.

484
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,980
Didn't want you to have
to say good-bye again."

485
00:20:55,049 --> 00:21:00,049
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