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停 電 上 篇: 悲劇變成黃片
我認識十幾名記者 你也認識的 I know maybe a dozen reporters, guys you know, too,
他們告訴我 他們約你做訪談 who tell me they've been pitching you this story
約了快一年 你都沒答應 for almost a year with no luck.
我不喜歡接受紙媒采訪 Yeah, I'm not crazy about being interviewed in print.
紙媒記者總是濫用驚嘆號 Print journalists play it fast and loose with exclamation points.
"我愛新聞"成了"我愛新聞啊!" I love the news becomes I love the news!
搞得我像瘋子似的 Suddenly I'm deranged.
-現在又是為什么呢 -什么 - So why now? - Huh?
為什么現在同意接受采訪 Why are you agreeing to this piece now?
-你有香煙嗎 -沒有 - Don't happen to have a cigarette? - No.
-現在又是為什么 -在這兒 - Why now? - Ah, right here.
為什么現在接受采訪 Why do you want this now?
我想把我們努力要做的事記載下來 I want some sort of document about what we've been trying to do here.
改編自亞瑟王傳奇的百老匯音樂劇 卡默洛特為亞瑟王王宮所在地 最終戰役前 亞瑟王讓小湯姆前往英格蘭 宣??
就像國王在《卡默洛特》結尾 Like the king at the end of "Camelot"
讓小男孩從一個村莊跑到另一個村莊 telling the boy to run behind the lines from village to village
告訴人們... telling people about, you know...
-卡默洛特理念 -沒錯 - Camelot. - Yeah.
我問的是 你為什么要找我 I'm asking why you reached out to me.
因為雖然你近況不佳 Because, your recent complications notwithstanding,
卻依然遠勝于你的同行 you cover the media better than anyone out there.
你還像當年一樣 You haven't lost your touch for
可以一邊夸人一邊侮辱人 complimenting and insulting someone at the same time.
謝謝夸獎 Thank you. I appreciate it.
但我無意侮辱你 布萊恩 But it wasn't meant as an insult, Brian.
你在新聞雜志干了一輩子 Your life's been in newsmagazines,
-而新聞雜志不像... -我知道 - and newsmagazines aren't... - I know.
以前那么厚實了 ...as many pages long as they used to be.
我能接觸到什么 What kind of access are we talking about?
我想這樣 你在這里待幾天 Here's what I'll offer. You spend a few days here,
想跟誰聊都行 但都是私下消息 talk to whoever you want, but it's all off the record.
-連背景故事都不算 -這對我有什么用 - Not even background. - What good does that do me?
我若滿意 我們再正式開始 If I like how it feels, then we go ahead.
但我會告訴你 But I still get to tell you
你在試用期得到的消息 哪些能登出來 what can retroactively go on the record from the tryout period.
-你這是要我試用嗎 -是的 - You're asking me to audition? - Yeah.
我憑什么答應 Why would I do that?
幾個理由 I can think of some reasons.
美國著名新聞類周刊 僅次于《時代》周刊
四年前 你是《新聞周刊》的當家記者 Four years ago, you were on the masthead at "Newsweek,"
一年十個封面故事 turning out 10 cover stories a year
每周日都能上電視 and spending Sunday mornings on TV.
現在你只是個寫博客的 Today you have a blog.
你對互聯網的鄙視 Your fucking disdain for the Internet...
與你對互聯網的鄙視 不分伯仲 Is matched only by your fucking disdain for the Internet.
InterActiveCorp: 美國互聯網巨頭 Newsweek因虧損 被IAC旗下新聞評論網站The Daily Beast吞并
《新聞周刊》被IAC收購時 You took a buyout when "Newsweek" was sold to IAC
你拿了遣散費 準備創業 and rolled the money into a start-up,
美國著名新聞評論網站
希望能創造下一個《赫芬頓郵報》 thinking you'd be the next Huffington Post.
結果呢 How'd it work out?
我們申請破產了 We filed for bankruptcy.
均為美國著名雜志
《周日時報雜志》 《名利場》 The "Sunday Times Magazine," "Vanity Fair,"
《紳士月刊》 《新共和》 《大西洋》 "GQ," "The New Republic," "The Atlantic"...
都想讓我上封面 記者隨我挑 everybody's offered the cover and I get to pick the writer.
我挑了《紐約雜志》和你 I'm going with "New York Magazine" And you.
同意試用嗎 So, you okay with the audition?
你準備好談談你的共和主義了嗎 Are you prepared to talk about your Republicanism?
說得跟我得了小兒麻痹癥似的 You say that like I've got polio.
你準備好談談小兒麻痹癥了嗎 Are you prepared to talk about having polio?
我在內布拉斯加州林肯市的遠郊長大 I grew up in a town outside of town outside Lincoln, Nebraska.
我老家就是條公路 My hometown was a road.
我讀大一前都沒見過民主黨人 I was a college freshman before I met a Democrat.
我倆的舊事 怎么辦 What about our history?
布萊恩 你當年看我不爽 Brian, your problem with me back in the day
是因為我是一名溫和理智的共和黨人 was that I was a moderate, sane Republican
在任何事上都不表明立場 以防丟失觀眾 who refused to take a position on anything for fear I would lose viewers.
就像國會里那些溫和理智的共和黨人 Just as moderate, sane Republicans on the Hill
不表明立場 以防初選落敗 refuse to take a position for fear they'll lose primary voters.
我每晚都開臺本會 I had a nightly rundown that
商討如何避免報道新聞 went out of its way to avoid reporting the news.
然后麥肯茲·麥克黑爾來了 And then Mackenzie McHale came along
我開始攻擊自己的黨派 指責他們不敢反擊 and I'm attacking my own party for not standing up to its attackers.
你當年罵我是懦夫 不就想讓我這么做嗎 Isn't that what you wanted me to do back when you were calling me a coward?
是啊 但我指的不是這事 Yeah, but that's not the history I'm talking about
你心里清楚 別拐彎抹角的了 and you already knew that, so please stop fucking around with me.
第二段里插這么一句話 One parenthetical sentence in the second graph.
"作者坦言 "Full disclosure.
本人與麥肯茲 自90年代末 便是好友" I've been a friend of Mackenzie McHale's since the late '90s."
你呢 And you?
一封電郵發給了17.8萬人 An email went to 178,000 people
這事還上了我們臺的早間節目 and was reported on our own morning show.
你只知道這么多 只寫這么多 That's all you know and that's all you'll report.
可以 但這是你最后一次 That's fine with me. But that's the last time
告訴我 什么該寫什么不該寫 you'll tell me what I will or won't report.
-我不是你的速記員 -成交嗎 - I'm not your stenographer. - Do we have a deal?
成交 你為何要找人從一個村跑到另一個村 Yeah, now why do you need someone to run from village to village?
卡默洛特出什么事了嗎 Is something about to happen to Camelot?
也許吧 Maybe.
首先 你得了解我們的核心理念 First, you have to learn what our whole philosophy is.
四處轉轉 我們稍后再談 Hang out, we'll talk later.
我得去見里斯·蘭辛 I have to go to a meeting with Reese Lansing.
談什么事 What's it about?
摒棄我們的核心理念 Suspending our whole philosophy.
再見到你真好 布萊恩 Good to see you again, Brian.
他馬上就到 He should be here any minute.
抱歉遲到了 Sorry I'm late.
我不會告訴你們該播什么 All right, I'm not gonna tell you what to put on the air.
你無權告訴我們該播什么 You're not allowed to tell us what to put on the air.
那我就給你們擺出事實 So I'm just gonna tell you the facts.
你們上周被坑了 被人滅了 You got mugged last week. You got bludgeoned.
凱西·安東尼被指控謀殺親生女兒
-是凱西·安東尼 -等等 - It's Casey Anthony. - Hang on, wait.
5月
5月27日
也許她說得對 She may just be right.
5月27日 2011年
我們知道會遭受小波折 We knew we'd take a small hit.
一點都不小 There's nothing small.
我把事實擺給你們 Let me just give you the facts
你們自己來下結論 and then invite you to draw your own conclusion.
HLN為CNN派生臺 南茜·格蕾絲為該臺法律節目主持人
HLN的南茜·格蕾絲平均有28.3萬觀眾 Nancy Grace averages 283,000 viewers on HLN.
同一時段的《晚間新聞》平均有96萬觀眾 Her time period competitor "News Night" averages 960,000.
一周前 HLN開始報道凱西·安東尼案 One week ago, HLN begins coverage of the Casey Anthony trial
南茜的觀眾數升至150萬 and Nancy's audience increases to 1.5 million viewers
《晚間新聞》的觀眾數跌至46萬 while "News Night"'s audience drops to 460,000,
五天內 把你從第二名踢到了第五名 sending you from second to fifth place in the course of five days.
紐約的美國職業棒球大聯盟球隊
我原以為只有紐約大都會隊能做到 A feat I previously thought was only accomplishable by the New York Mets.
不報道凱西·安東尼案是誰的主意 Whose idea was it to not cover the Casey Anthony trial?
我的 It was mine.
你們仨能去演雜耍了 I think the three of you should have a vaudeville act.
我沒開玩笑 我要把你們仨送去巡演 I'm not kidding. I'm gonna send you on a fucking tour.
是她的主意 It was hers.
麥肯茲 我從未如此深刻感受到觀眾為何離開 Mackenzie, I've never seen a more vivid picture of why viewers left,
去往哪里 為何離開 where they went to, and why.
你說了兩次"為何" You said why twice.
PBS和NPR分別為公共電視臺和電臺 沒有商業廣告
你自己決定不去PBS You chose not to work for PBS.
你自己決定不去NPR 你得爭取收視率 You chose not to work for NPR. You have a ratings obligation.
不 是你要爭取收視率 No, you have a ratings obligation.
你和廣告商打交道 You're in business with the advertisers.
我和觀眾打交道 I'm in business with the viewers.
觀眾已經棄你而去了 You just lost their business.
就這樣 That's all.
自己看著辦吧 Do what you want with the information.
我才不會敗給這個神經的雞尾酒女招待 I'll not be taken down by this psychotic cocktail waitress.
指的是案件的被告 凱西·安東尼
沒錯 我們繼續走自己的路 That's right, we just keep playing our game,
等事情消停了... wait it out and just...
這案子能持續多久 How long can the trial go on?
從證人名單來看 大約六周 I've seen the witness list. It'll run around six weeks
還不包括總結陳詞和審議 plus summations plus deliberation.
-我們撐不住的 -沒錯... - We'll never make it. - That's right, so...
等等 你剛才說 我們不會敗給 wait, when you said we wouldn't be taken down
這個神經的雞尾酒女招待 by this psychotic cocktail waitress,
你到底想不想要我們屈服 did you mean we weren't gonna cave or that we were?
你得報道凱西·安東尼案 You're gonna cover Casey Anthony.
鬼才會 Bullshit we are.
我們周末有三天時間準備 We have the three-day weekend to gear up for it.
-查理 -從周二開始 - Charlie. - Starting Tuesday,
第一段用她的案子開場 you'll lead with her in the A block.
報道15分鐘 中場再回顧五分鐘 Give it 15 minutes and a five-minute reset on the half hour.
我真是分辨不出 你是在開玩笑還是... Seriously, I can't tell if you're joking or...
-你聽見那些數字沒 -聽見了 - Did you just hear those numbers? - Yes.
一周內半數的觀眾換了臺 Half our audience changed the channel in one week.
-我懂 -真的懂嗎 - I understand. - Do you?
我懂不懂算術 Do I understand math?
你懂不懂 這是史無前例的 Do you understand that it's unprecedented?
我不跟你吵 威爾來幫我說 I'm not gonna argue with you when Will can do it for me.
他絕不會贊成的 告訴他 He's never gonna go for this. Tell him.
讓營銷部使勁地宣傳凱西·安東尼 Have marketing promo the living shit out of Casey Anthony.
我的天 Oh, my God.
節目改名為《凱西·安東尼之夜》 Rename the show "Casey Anthony Night with Casey Anthony."
-威爾 慢著 -把ACN臺改名為CAN臺 - Will, hang on. - Right here on the Casey Anthony Network.
-麥肯 -我馬上就會醒來 - Mac. - 'Cause any second I'm going to wake up
查理還是堂吉訶德 威爾繼續教化眾生 and be back in a room with Don Quixote and the mission to civilize.
-聽我說 -不要 你被潑了幾次酒 - Listen to me. - No. How many drinks were thrown in your face
只因為你覺得大家不該收看 because you didn't think people should be watching
《南海灘上的大笨蛋》什么的 "The Real Morons of South Beach" or whatever the hell it's called?
指《新澤西的主婦》
-這不是一回事 -當然是一回事 - It's not the same thing. - It's exactly the same thing.
這回更糟 一個孩子死了 It's just worse. A child is dead.
未婚媽媽 不知是否殺了女兒 A very troubled young mother either did or didn't murder her.
她父母等著消息 Her parents are waiting to find
女兒是否會被判死刑 out if their daughter's going to get the needle.
電視節數字錄像機 可錄下和篩選電視上播放過的節目
真要感謝TiVo 否則我們也不能坐在這... So thank God for TiVo, otherwise we wouldn't be able to sit down...
-這是新聞 -是啊 說三遍然后敲敲鞋跟 - It's news. - Yeah, say that three times and click your heels.
出自《綠野仙蹤》多蘿西的魔法鞋 但原本是敲三下鞋跟 然后念"哪兒都沒家好"就能回到家
這是娛樂 It's entertainment.
還僅僅是虐殺電影 And it's just... just this side of a snuff film.
-坐下來 麥肯 -我不想坐 - Sit down, Mac. - No, I don't want to sit.
-還是請坐下 -片頭15分鐘 - Do it anyway, please. - 15 at the top,
那可是四分之一的節目啊 that's a quarter of the show.
-麥肯 -最后回顧還要五分鐘 - Mac. - And five at the bottom for a reset?
坐下 Please sit!
-你以為我想嗎 -我知道你不想 - Think I like it? - I know you don't.
那讓我惡心 我還沒醉到那份上 It makes me sick. There isn't enough bourbon in Kentucky.
我們在一條船上 Okay? We're in the same place on this.
就必須齊心協力 So let's be in the same place on this.
收視率下跌以前也有過 We've had ratings dips before.
首先 從沒跌得那么慘過 First of all, not like this. Nothing like this.
其次 我要做辯論 Second, I want the debate.
我們三人已討論新的辯論形式好幾個月了 The three of us have talked about a new debate format for months
但如果他們不準 我們就不能做 and we're not going to be able to do it if they don't give us a debate.
-我真的... -我們如果一直排第五 - I just really... - They're not gonna give us a debate
他們不會讓我們做的 我要做辯論 if we're in fifth place. I want the debate.
我要從根本上改變 I want to fundamentally change the way
我們采訪總統候選人的方式 we interview presidential candidates for their job.
有著"垃圾電視"脫口秀節目的惡名
就算要當幾周的杰瑞·斯普林格 If that means we have to be Jerry Springer for a few weeks,
我也認了 I'm willing to pay that price.
事情一棘手 你倆真夠男子漢的 When the going gets tough, the two of you really man up.
那就按你的原則來 麥肯 但要知道 Then go with your principles, Mac, but know
這么厲害的收視率下滑 足以讓莉安娜 a ratings hit like this is all Leona needs
炒掉威爾 而不用解釋原因 to fire Will without having to explain why.
-好吧 -做得越漂亮越好 - All right. - You'll do it as classy as you can.
我會讓威爾戴上大禮帽和單片眼鏡 I'll have Will wear a top hat and monocle
來報道濕衫選美大賽 while he's showing pictures of the wet T-shirt contest.
剛才在那里發火 不好意思 I'm sorry about the outburst in there.
我猜不全是因為凱西·安東尼吧 Yeah, I'm not sure it was all about Casey Anthony.
-那事怎樣了 -他答應了 - How did it go? - He's doing it.
那他就不得不揭露我們... Then he has to disclose that we were...
我讓他在第二段里插一句話 I told him one parenthetical in the second graph.
僅此而已 That's it.
他需要東山再起 麥肯 He needs to be seen as a heavyweight again, Mac.
他不會把瑣事都寫出來 沒事的 He's not gonna write a tell-all. You're fine.
哥倫比亞廣播公司現場報道的鼻祖
默羅做過"面對面" 采訪名人 Murrow did "Person to Person." Celebrity interviews.
哥倫比亞廣播公司創始人
那是跟佩利達成的協議 It was a deal with Paley.
為公司做一檔節目 為自己做一檔節目 One for them, one for him.
著名鋼琴演奏家
他采訪列勃拉斯 He interviewed Liberace, Mac,
是為了能繼續抨擊麥卡錫 just so he could keep going after McCarthy.
他那只是吹噓報道 你這是毒藥 Those were puff pieces. This is poison.
既然我們要做 就不要遮遮掩掩 If we're gonna do this, let's not pretend we're not doing this.
吉姆·哈珀 Jim Harper.
-布萊恩·布倫納 -我知道 - Brian Brenner. - I know.
不知道你記不記得 一別數年了 I wasn't sure if you remembered. It's been a few years.
是啊 很高興見到你 Sure. It's good to see you.
你在看"大政府網"嗎 Are you looking at BigGoverment.com?
-是啊 -別逼我寫 - Yeah. - Don't make me write
著名博客網站德拉吉報道的前任編輯 手下擁有多家網站 包括"大政府網"
你在通過安德魯·布萊巴特調查這節目 that you're using Andrew Breitbart to research this show.
不 下周我們要做一個模擬辯論 No, we're gonna be doing a mock debate at the end of next week.
模擬辯論 A mock debate?
共和黨全國委員會 可能想找威爾主持辯論 The RNC is looking at Will to possibly host a debate,
黨內初選階段 各位總統候選人會進行辯論
威爾和麥肯構思出來一個新的辯論形式 and Will and Mac have an idea for a new debate format.
我們要向他們展示 所以每人扮演一名候選人 We want to show them, so we're each playing a candidate
明尼蘇達州國會眾議員 "茶黨女王"
我在模擬辯論中扮演米歇爾·巴赫曼 所以 and we're gonna do a mock debate on Michele Bachmann, so...
-安德魯·布萊巴特 -對 - Andrew Breitbart. - Yeah.
仔細說說 這個新辯論形式 Tell me about this new debate format you guys want.
我還不知道能不能跟你說這個 You know, I'm not really sure what I'm allowed to talk to you about yet.
介不介意等我得到批準以后再說 Do you mind if we wait until I get some instructions?
-行 -謝了 - Sure. - Thanks.
聽說你在這兒 I heard you were here.
這周末不出城嗎 You're not getting out of town for the weekend?
-不了 你呢 -我要出 - Nope. How about you? - Yeah.
我要去參加巴爾的摩的智庫會議 I'm going to a think tank conference outside Baltimore.
資本研究和經濟增長協會 The Institute For Capital Studies and Economic Growth.
-很盛裝哦 -應該叫盛大吧 - It's gonna be a raver. - I think it's called a rager.
-你確定 -不確定 - Are you sure? - No.
反正不是盛裝就是盛大 或是盛壯 It's either a rave or a rager or a raver.
資本研究和經濟增長協會 Don't think the Institute For Capital Studies and Economic Growth's
怕是一樣都沾不上 gonna be any of them.
我順道過來給你提個醒 So I stopped in to give you a heads up.
我周二可能要多用幾分鐘 I might need a couple extra minutes Tuesday night.
我給不了你 I don't think I can give it to you.
眾議院即將投票決定 是否提高債務上限 The House is going to vote up or down on increasing the debt ceiling.
-雖然只是走過場 但... -既然是走過場... - It's a cosmetic vote, but... - If it's a cosmetic vote, why...
它變成了新聞 因為首先 這是史上首次 It's news because first of all, it'll be the first time
眾議院令美國債務違約 in history the House lets the US default on its debt.
其次 它還開啟了不計后果 But moreover, it'll be the first shot in the beginning of a very reckless,
極端危險的黨派之爭 極可能引發災難 extremely dangerous partisan fight that could end in catastrophe.
-讓我解釋 -我不能給你時間 - Let me explain. - I can't give you the time.
-國會若不提高 -我不能給你額外時間 - If Congress doesn't raise... - I can't give you the extra time.
從周二起 我要播凱西·安東尼 Starting Tuesday, I have to cover Casey Anthony.
我本來很高興 我們不做那個 I really liked that we weren't doing that.
我也是啊 I really liked it, too.
把債務上限投票放到第一塊 就能... By putting the debt ceiling vote in the A block, we'd be sending...
不行 斯隆 上周我們流失了一半的觀眾 I can't, Sloan. We lost half our audience last week.
不是夸張 是真實數據 That's not hyperbole. That's an actual number.
-一半觀眾8點換臺去了HLN -一半 - Half our audience went to HLN at 8:00. - Half?
若這周不能把他們搶回來 If we don't bring them home this week,
我們就永遠失去其中一大部分了 we'll have lost most of them for good
還可能失掉辯論 and we could lose the debate.
肯茲 我不是想多露面 Kenzie, I'm not just trying to get more airtime.
這真的是特別重要... This is an incredibly important...
我本來有42.5分鐘可以調配 I had 42 and a half minutes to work with.
現在只有22.5分鐘 I now have 22 and a half.
你打算怎么安排這22.5分鐘 Do you know how you're gonna budget the 22 and a half?
你知道周二會有什么新聞嗎 Do you know what Tuesday's news is?
我們要拿下辯論 那才是關鍵 We want the debate. That's the prize.
三休日 他們周五晚上還在研究 Those guys are studying on a Friday night of a three-day weekend.
-下一個問題 -巴赫曼議員 - Okay, next question. - Congresswoman Bachmann,
你是社會醫療保險改革的支持者 you're a proponent of reforming Social Security and Medicare.
請詳述 你心目中改革的細節 can you give us some details of the reforms you have in mind?
第一步 我要削減目前不享受福利的人群的福利 I'd start by reducing benefits for all but current recipients
以此來削減聯邦赤字 as part of an effort to reduce the federal deficit.
我要補充一點 奧巴馬總統已從醫保中 I'd like to add that President Obama has already transferred
挪走了逾5000億 轉進了奧巴馬醫改 over $500 billion out of Medicare and into Obamacare,
我一上任就會廢除它 which I will repeal on my first day in office.
巴赫曼女士 你知不知道總統不能廢除法律 Ms. Bachmann, are you aware that presidents can't repeal laws?
我 作為吉姆 知道 但是 I, Jim, am aware of that, but...
你從哪找來的原話 Where are you getting the quote?
"大政府網" 給你看 BigGovernment.com. It's right here.
怎么了 What?
紐約第九選區眾議員 民主黨人
安東尼·韋納的推特賬號被黑了 Anthony Weiner's Twitter account got hacked.
-告訴你一種把檸檬做成汽水的方法 -哦 - Can I suggest a way to turn lemons into lemonade? - Sure.
"檸檬做成汽水": 本意是即使面對困境 也要擅于利用好的一面
首先 把檸檬的汁水擠出來 First you squeeze the juice from the lemons.
然后加糖和水 你對這笑話沒興趣 Then add sugar and water. And you're not really into this joke,
那我就不拐彎抹角了 so I'm just going to say what I really wanted to say.
凱西·安東尼的故事恰好是個機會 The Casey Anthony story actually gives us
若用債務上限來開場 而不是凱西·安東尼 a chance to show how important the debt ceiling story is if we lead
就更能體現 債務上限問題的重要性 with the debt ceiling instead of Casey Anthony.
你幾時去盛壯出席啊 When do you have to go to your raver?
-有的是時間 -泰 再來一杯 - I've got plenty of time. - Tea, can I have another?
-好的 -布萊恩·布倫納這人如何 - Yeah. - Hey, how about Brian Brenner?
我讀他文章多年了 卻不知他長什么樣 I've been reading him for years and didn't know what he looked like.
-他很帥 -是啊 - He's cute. - Yeah.
-單身嗎 -單身 - Is he single? - He is.
-你有興趣嗎 -沒有 - Are you interested? - Nope.
這是先入為主的蔑視啊 That's contempt prior to investigation.
不 是徹查之后的蔑視 No, it's contempt after thorough investigation.
-你倆好過 -是的 - You dated him? - I did.
-什么時候 -大約六年前 - When? - About six years ago.
那是...慢著 That's... wait.
-那是... -對 - That's... - Yeah.
六年前 是你跟威爾在一起之前的男友 Six years ago, you were with the guy you were with before Will.
沒錯 Yeah.
-那樣的話 -天哪 斯隆 - But that would... - Oh, my God, Sloan.
好像時間都停滯不前了 It's like the land where time stands still.
布萊恩就是我給威爾戴綠帽子的對象 Brian Brenner is the guy I cheated on Will with.
我和威爾交往一年后 布萊恩又開始聯系我 I'd been with Will for a year and Brian started calling me again.
-他為什么要來做采訪 -布萊恩 - Why would he do the piece? - Brian?
-是啊 -他需要封面故事 - Yeah. - He needs a cover story.
那威爾為什么要接受布萊恩的采訪 And why would Will have Brian do the piece?
問得好 我怎么知道 That's a perfectly fair question to which I have no answer.
真夠亂的 This is really messed up.
我會盡力擠出時間 讓你報道 Look, I'll do my best to find you the time you need for the story.
但愿別再出現什么亂七八糟的事 We just need to hope there's no new piece of nonsense
HBO臺及影院當月播放的電影片段集錦
要我塞進那22分鐘的《短頻快劇場》里 I have to jam into my 22 minutes of Short Attention Span Theater.
安東尼·韋納不小心在推特上 Anthony Weiner accidently tweeted
把他腹股溝的照片發給了四萬名粉絲 a picture of his groin to 40,000 followers.
我不認為這是很嚴重的聯邦犯罪 And I don't consider it that big a federal offense,
周 二
但人們關注這件事 我能理解 but people want to pay attention to it and I guess I get it.
weiner也有"香腸"的意思
名字叫韋納的 避免不了額外的關注 When you're named Weiner, it kind of goes with the territory.
你拍過這樣的照片嗎 Have you ever taken a picture like this of yourself?
我能這么說 有些... I can tell you this, that there are...
我有些照片 I have photographs.
我不知道外界流傳著我怎樣的照片 I don't know what photographs are out there in the world of me.
我不清楚事情被怎樣扭曲歪解了 I don't know what things have been manipulated and doctored.
我們會設法查明真相 And we're gonna try to find out what happened.
但我要查明真相 But the most important reason
最重要的原因是要確保... I want to find out what happened is to make sure...
韋納 我是麥卡沃伊 回我電話 Weiner, McAvoy. Call me.
你收到的都是餿主意 You're getting terrible advice.
兩個選擇 報道還是不報道 Well, the choices are to do something or to do nothing.
不報道 觀眾就會轉去看報道的臺 If we do nothing, then the audience turns to the nearest guy doing something.
我們要怎么報道 What exactly would our report be?
他問題回答得不好嗎 That he's not answering questions very well?
-不知道 給我三分鐘 -報道什么 - I don't know. Give me three minutes. - To report what?
不知道 但我若不報道 I don't know. But if I do nothing,
就會顯得 我在保護自由派人 it's gonna look like I'm protecting a liberal.
我們幾時開始關心表面 而忽略實質了 Since when did we start caring about what it looks like instead of what it is?
若立場不平衡 對茶黨的報道就沒有可信度 Reports on the Tea Party won't have credibility if we're not balanced.
威爾 是你自己說 為了平衡的報道 Will, you're the one who said that balance
根本就沒必要報道 for its own sake doesn't have any place in reporting.
A欄挑一個 B欄挑一個 根本是扯淡 One from column A and one from column B is bullshit.
一張艷照 能和"要挾美國財政"相比嗎 And boorish behavior isn't the same as taking the US Treasury hostage.
共和黨全國委員會的人周五過來這里 And when the RNC boys come here on Friday,
他們可不會這么認為 they won't see it the same way.
那你就解釋給他們聽 And you'll explain to them
我們不在乎他發色情短信 we don't care that he's sexting.
我們在乎他如何投票 We care how he votes.
國會對是否提高債務上限的投票
他們會理解 給我們辯論 And they'll understand, give us the debate,
而且采用我們的形式 let us use the format we want,
然后大家一起出去喝巧克力奶昔 and we'll all go out for chocolate milk shakes.
第二段給我三分鐘 放在凱西·安東尼案之后 Three minutes in the B block, please, after Casey Anthony.
好吧 Okay.
我知道這新聞只影響到皇后區的30萬人 I know it seems like a story that only affects 300,000 people in Queens,
但既然扯上了"性" but since there's sex involved,
就無法否認已經上升到了國家高度 we can't deny its national importance.
尤其是我們對事件真相一無所知 Especially since we don't know all or even any of the facts.
三分鐘 我猜你想秀那些照片 Three minutes. I assume you want the pictures.
這會開得真愉快 Good meeting.
我很熟悉這語調 I'm pretty familiar with that tone of voice.
-我猜你也是吧 -是的 - I guess you are, too? - I am.
你是抨擊茶黨最猛烈的人 No one's been hitting the Tea Party as hard as you've been.
-至少在共和黨里 -不對 - Certainly no Republican. - That's not true.
大衛·弗羅姆 馬克·麥金農 阿蘭·辛普森 David Frum, Mark McKinnon, Alan Simpson,
史蒂夫·施密特 安德魯·蘇利文 Steve Schmidt, Andrew Sullivan.
但那些人都不為莉安娜·蘭辛工作 Okay, but none of them work for Leona Lansing.
未必 我覺得地球人都給莉安娜·蘭辛工作 I don't know. I think everybody works for Leona Lansing.
你抨擊AWM在國會里需要的人 她不會高興 She can't be happy that you're beating up people AWM needs on the Hill.
我可弄不清 莉安娜對哪些事會高興 I'm really not an expert on what does or doesn't make Leona happy.
她有沒有要求你低調一些 Has she ever asked you to tone it down?
我不會替你做報道的 布萊恩 I'm not doing your reporting for you, Brian.
我自己在報道 我在向你提問 I'm doing my reporting myself. I'm asking you a question.
不論"公開"還是"私下" 我都不會回答 I'm not commenting on or off
有關莉安娜·蘭辛或里斯·蘭辛的問題 the record about either Leona or Reese Lansing.
她想解雇你嗎 Does she want you fired?
她想的話 我早就被解雇了 If she wanted me fired, I'd be fired.
她只需買下我的合同 All she has to do is buy my contract,
只要用她沙發墊下面的錢就能做到 which she can do with the money under her sofa cushion.
但接著她就得解釋 But then she'd have to explain why she was firing
為什么要解雇有線臺收視第二的主播 the second most watched anchor on cable
而她卻解釋不了 and she can't do that.
選舉一結束 你的八卦報道就冒了出來 Is it a coincidence that the tabloid stories about you
只是巧合嗎 started right after the election?
不知道 I don't know.
你覺得她是在利用自己的八卦雜志 Do you think she's using her own tabloid magazine
來制造一個解雇你的理由嗎 to manufacture a reason to fire you?
很高明的做法 That would be a smart way to do it.
當然 要是因為你的節目太清高 And, of course, if you lost half your audience
不愿報凱西·安東尼案 而失去一半觀眾 because your show was too highbrow to cover Casey Anthony,
她就不必費心捏造理由了 she wouldn't even need to work that hard to do it.
因失去半數觀眾而解雇主播 也合情合理 Firing an anchor for losing half his audience isn't unreasonable,
你是想問這個嗎 if that's what you're asking.
很合理 你也心知肚明 It wasn't and you know it.
你是想借我的筆 替你報道這件事 You're trying to get me to write this story without your fingerprints on it.
AWM和國會的生意往來 被你給阻撓了 AWM has to do business with congress and you're making it much harder.
莉安娜想解雇你 但她需要一個原因 Leona wants you fired, but can't do it unless she can explain it.
她希望通過八卦報道來抹黑你 She's hoping the tabloid stories build to a critical mass
或是你的收視率直線下降 or that your ratings tank.
我錯了就反駁我 不說話我就是說對了 Say something if I'm wrong, say nothing if I'm right.
其實 換做我 我也會屈服的 For what it's worth, I'd cave, too.
認真的新聞人 都不會同意我周五提出的要求 No serious journalist would ever agree to the demands I made on Friday.
其實 你已經屈服了 So for what it's worth, you already did.
你準備好回答通訊稿的問題了嗎 Are you ready to answer questions about the newsletter?
-我還沒看過 -周五就要模擬辯論了 - I haven't read it. - The mock debate's Friday.
德克薩斯州第14選區眾議員 共和黨人 參加2012年總統選舉 他曾寫過一些頗具爭議的通訊稿 后來拒不承認是自??
不 我在演羅恩·保羅呢 不是我寫的 No, I'm being Ron Paul right now. I didn't write it.
我從沒看過 也沒聽說過 I've never read it. I've never heard it.
上面有我的名字 我拿它賺了錢 It's got my name on it, I've made money from it.
通訊稿一定能在三K黨集會上博得熱烈掌聲 The newsletters would get a standing ovation at a Klan rally,
3K黨是白人至上組織 也是美國最悠久最龐大的恐怖主義組織 羅恩·保羅曾在通訊稿中贊揚3K黨前任"御用巫師"??
但你們別再問我通訊稿的事了 but you should stop asking me questions about them.
-你需要更好的回答 -是他需要更好的回答 - You need a better answer. - He needs a better answer.
我會從這個問題下手 Tell you what question I'd start off with.
-巴赫曼議員 -請問 - Congresswoman Bachmann. - Yes?
你說是上帝讓你競選總統的 You've said that you were told to run for president by God.
-拜托 我沒有 -你說過 - Please, I don't... - You have, right?
你在很多場合說過 You've said on a number of occasions
是上帝讓你競選總統的 that God told you to run for president.
我這有視頻記錄 也許能幫你回憶起來 I have some clips here if you'd like me to refresh your memory.
-不用 我記得很清楚 -我的問題如下 - Nope, my memory is fresh. - Here's my question.
-好的 -上帝的聲音是什么樣的 - Good. - What does God's voice sound like?
我很認真在問 I'm completely serious.
她說上帝和她直接對話 She's saying that God spoke directly to her.
這怎能不是辯論中的第一個問題 How is this not the first question asked in a debate?
怎能不是唯一的問題呢 How's it not the only question?
他的聲音是什么樣的 What does His voice sound like?
他的原話是怎么說的 What did He say exactly word for word?
圣經原文是希伯來語 阿卡迪亞是傳說中世界的中心位置
他說的是希伯來語 還是阿卡迪亞語 Did He speak in Hebrew? Acadian?
抑或斯瓦希里語班圖語 Kiswahili-Bantu?
再從醫學角度來說 And to put it in a medical context,
這是你第一次幻聽嗎 is this the first time you've heard voices?
她自稱是先知 She's claiming to be a prophet.
全世界都睜大眼睛看著她 The whole world is sitting on the edge of their seat.
這怎能不是我們問的第一個問題呢 How is this not the first question we'll ask?
首先 你能否別再指著我說"她" First of all, can you stop pointing at me and saying she and her?
是你要演女人的 You're the one who wanted to play a woman.
這問題怎么就過分了 But tell me why that question is out of line.
因為辯論的問題需要嚴肅性 Because it's not the best way to demonstrate seriousness of intent
而且不可以侮辱人 and it's not the best way not to insult people.
-什么人 -基督教徒 83%的國人 - Which people? - Christians. 83% of the country.
我也是基督徒 是她在侮辱我 I'm one of them. And she's insulting me.
拜托 別再指著我 Please, stop pointing at me when you are...
FBI第一任局長 而且是彎的
淡定 J·埃德加·胡佛 Relax, J. Edgar.
是她在侮辱我 我的家人以及教堂會眾 She's insulting me, she's insulting my family, she's insulting my congregation,
還有我的信仰 and she's insulting my faith.
她以為基督教徒都是低能 什么都信 She's implying that Christians are imbeciles who will believe anything
她還把上帝貶為支持政治候選人的政黨分子 while reducing God to a party hack who endorses political candidates.
也許我錯了 也許這是自摩西以來 Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this is the first time since Moses
上帝第一次給除自己兒子外的人直接指示 that God has given direct instructions to someone other than His son.
要真如此 就值得繼續跟進 But if so, I think it deserves a follow-up.
嘲笑候選人 我們會丟了辯論的 We're not going to get the debate if we're mocking their candidates.
這種新的辯論形式 The whole point of the new debate format
目的就是要逼候選人說真話 is to compel the candidates to tell the truth
讓他們為自己的言論負責 and make them responsible for their own rhetoric
不然豈不是成了《非誠勿擾》 by asking tougher questions than a Match.com profile.
她若真知道上帝要什么 我就投她一票 If she knows what God wants, then I'm voting for her.
她若不知道 那就別再撒謊 If she doesn't, she should stop saying so.
我沒有攻擊基督教徒 我在保護他們 I'm not attacking Christians. I'm defending them.
-好了 -稍等一下 - All right. - Just a moment, please.
-怎么了 -我在為千萬基督教徒說話 - What? - I'm standing up for the tens of millions of Christians
我們厭倦了被別人代表 who are tired of being represented by having our identity...
有人盜用了我們的身份 there's been an identity theft.
就這些 我就想說這一點 That's it. That's the one I want.
大家都該知道 從今晚起 I think you already know that starting tonight,
我們將以凱西·安東尼開場 we're leading with Casey Anthony.
有人有意見嗎 Does anyone have a problem with that?
這么說吧 上周我們損失了50萬觀眾 All right, well, we lost almost half a million viewers
他們轉去看南茜·格蕾絲的節目了 to Nancy Grace last week.
還有人有意見嗎 Does anyone still have a problem with it?
我們要砍掉一些報道 來騰出時間 We're gonna clear out some of these stories to make room.
美國歷史上最大的參議院阻力 "Senate obstruction become worst in US history."
公義聯盟今日報道 That's a report by the Alliance For Justice.
參議院對奧巴馬任命的司法官員 The Senate's confirmed a smaller percentage of Obama's judicial appointees
美國憲法規定 總統有權任命法官等人選 但需參議院投票確認
確認比例小于歷任總統 than any other Senate and any other president.
沒什么好關心的 No reason to care about that.
就業形勢嚴峻 需要新的刺激 "Job situation dire, new stimulus needed."
這屆國會嘴上談就業 但關注的卻是債務 This Congress ran on jobs, but they're focused on debt.
根據就業服務機構ADP公司... According to the payroll company ADP...
ADP當日公布5月份美國就業數據 5月新增就業3.8萬 遠低于預期的17萬
我剛解決了失業問題 I just solved unemployment.
AFL-CIO與奧巴馬關系失和 "AFL-CIO sours on Obama."
AFL-CIO: 美國勞工聯合會 - 產業工會聯合會
有個分析師 預備評價 We've got an analyst lined up to give a report card
奧巴馬與工會的關系 on Obama's union relationship.
AFL-CIO明天還會與他失和嗎 Will the AFL-CIO still be sour on him tomorrow?
-不知道 -明天就知道了 - I don't know. - Let's find out.
好了 為了給大家惡補知識 All right, to give us a crash course in how best
如何最好地發掘這個悲劇 to exploit this tragedy and to erase all boundaries
徹底消除娛樂的下限 of what should be used as entertainment,
我特意請來了黑暗教官 I've enlisted the help of a master of the dark arts.
我受召喚而來 I understand I'm needed.
-多謝 -忘掉一切新聞準則 - Thank you. - Forget everything you know about the news.
完成 下一條 Done. What's next?
我是查理·斯金納 I'm Charlie Skinner.
幸會 Good to meet you.
我坐這里可以嗎 Should I just sit here?
當然 Sure.
我可以稱呼你漢考克先生嗎 Should I call you Mr. Hancock?
我叫施耐德 It's Schneider.
-施耐德 -以斯拉·施耐德 - Schneider? - Ezra Schneider.
你到底有多少個化名 How the hell many aliases do you have?
您說什么 I beg your pardon?
你是不速之客嗎 Are you Late For Dinner?
先生 我完全不知道您在說什么 Mister, I have no idea what you're talking about.
查理 Charlie.
你當然會感到一頭霧水 That has to have been strange for you.
以后你會把這當故事講的 That's going to be a story you'll tell later.
不速之客嗎 Late For Dinner?
-所羅門·漢考克 -查理·斯金納 - Solomon Hancock. - Charlie Skinner.
我被他胸前的康乃馨誤導了 I thought because of the carnation.
我們有說過康乃馨嗎 Did we say anything about a carnation?
但國際通用的標志是... No, but it's usually the international sign for...
不說這些了 it doesn't matter.
我很忙 希望您不是忽悠我 I'm a busy guy and if you're faffin' me around...
請取下你手機的電池 Would you mind taking the battery out of your cell phone?
紐約公共圖書館的墻足足有三英尺厚 The walls in the New York Public Library are three feet thick.
所以我們才在此會面 但還是請你 That's why we're meeting here. But I'd like you
取下手機的電池 to take the battery out of your cell phone.
你懷疑自己被監視了嗎 You have reason to believe you're under surveillance?
所有人都在受監視 只要有一部手機 Everyone's under surveillance. If you've got a cell phone...
你這么說讓我覺得... It's talk like that that makes me...
五月一號 我是否已建立了可信度 Did I or did I not establish credibility on May 1st?
你準確預測了我們開工 沒錯 You correctly predicted that we'd all be called to work, yes.
在國安局 有時我們把后門軟件 Sometimes at the NSA, we download a rolling bug
安裝到智能手機上 就能控制手機麥克風 onto smartphones to slave the microphone.
你有沒有收到過垃圾短信 You ever get an unwanted text message?
經常 不過都是我上級發來的 All the time, but they're from my boss.
給你 Here.
我絕不可能自己裝回去了 I'll never be able to put that back together.
六個月后 會推出新款 They're coming out with a better model in six months.
這在IT行業里不太常見 That's unusual for the tech industry.
你能自我介紹一下嗎 Can you tell me a little about yourself?
最早 我負責追蹤一支蘇聯太平洋艦隊 I started out chasing around a Soviet Pacific Fleet
我為海軍做情報破解 doing signal intelligence cryptology for the Navy.
柏林墻倒塌后 我的戰爭結束了 But when the Berlin Wall came down, my war was over.
九十年代 我和其他人一樣 加入了私企 So I went into the private sector like everybody else in the '90s,
但不是網絡公司 only not for a dot-com,
我為光纖傳輸做數據壓縮 doing data compression for fiber optics.
911之后 我決定 Then 9/11 happened and I decided
是時候回歸公務 幫著抓壞人了 it was a good time to get back into public service hunting bad guys.
你是做IT的 You're an IT guy.
我的頭銜是 國安局 My title is Assistant Deputy Director
技術 系統 密碼和數學部門助理副主任 of Technology and Systems, Cryptology, and Mathematics at NSA.
我得... I'm gonna have to...
我制作測試軟件 I product test software.
-國安局軟件 -沒錯 - NSA software? - Yes, sir.
能和我講講這個軟件嗎 Can you tell me about the software?
數據挖掘 It's data mining.
國安局用它來追蹤本·拉登 One of the ways the NSA was tracking bin Laden,
以及其他恐怖分子 or any terrorist for that matter,
這程序可以從無數電子通信中篩選數據 was to write code that would sift through millions of electronic communications
就像在大海中撈針 looking for a needle in a giant haystack.
你知道電影《黑暗騎士》里 蝙蝠俠用來 You know the machine that Batman uses in "The Dark Knight"
找到小丑的機器嗎 摩根·弗里曼發現后 to find the Joker, but when Morgan Freeman finds out about it,
卻說"我要辭職 因為人類不該有這種力量" he says, "I'm quitting because no man should have this much power"?
-不知道 -不知道什么 - No. - No what?
我不知道那機器 I do not know that machine.
這機器存在 Well, it exists.
我們把這個工程交給了兩個大承包商 We gave the contract to two defense contracting big boys
我的主要工作就是確保他們交付程序 and it was my job mostly to make sure that they delivered
而且可用 and that it worked.
項目名稱叫"全球澄明" The project title is GLOBALCLARITY
每天可以攔截17億次電話 電郵和短信 and it intercepts 1.7 billion phone calls, emails, and texts every day.
-合法嗎 -什么標準 - Legally? - By what standard?
-法律 -不合法 - The law. - No.
項目涉及大量針對美國公民的 It involves a significant amount of illegal,
未經授權的非法竊聽 warrantless wiretapping of American citizens.
說清楚 你說未經授權 Just to be... when you say warrantless,
你指的是私用嗎 are you saying unnecessary?
就是沒有授權 未經授權 Without a warrant. Warrantless.
我們可以合法追捕恐怖分子 We could hunt for terrorists legally,
但由于上級對"全球澄明"計劃的熱衷 but due to our bosses' devotion to GLOBALCLARITY,
國安局非常樂于違反第四修正案 the NSA has been happily violating the Fourth Amendment,
美國憲法第四修正案 杜絕政府機構搜集非法證據
18號美國通信情報方針 USSID 18,
以及國安局內部多條關于監視美國人的規定 and about a dozen of the nSA's own regulations about spying on Americans.
有人竊聽前妻 You've got guys listening in on ex-wives,
竊聽海外士兵來電 dropping in on calls from soldiers overseas,
監視影星動向 checking out what movie stars are up to.
我是第一個聽到這些秘密的人嗎 Am I the first person you've talked to about this?
不是 別把我當成 No, stop confusing me with
《刺殺肯尼迪》里的唐納德·薩瑟蘭 Donald Sutherland in "JFK."
電影中的秘密線人向檢察官透露肯尼迪遇刺背后的政府陰謀
剛才你還是摩根·弗里曼 Well, a second ago, you were Morgan Freeman.
我向國會做過證 I have testified in front of Congress
向五角大樓監察長做過證 徒勞無功 and to the Pentagon Inspector General. I got nowhere.
國會里沒人愿意承認 這事搞砸了 Nobody on the Hill wants to admit it's fucked up
因為沒人愿意被看作 because nobody wants to be seen
在911后 放松了打擊力度 as post-9/11 soft.
和AWM有什么關系 Where does AWM come in?
亞特蘭蒂斯世界傳媒 Atlantis World Media
擁有亞特蘭蒂斯有線新聞 owns Atlantis Cable News.
-對 -還擁有八卦小報TMI - Yeah. - It also owns the tabloid "TMI."
對 Yeah.
默多克的《世界新聞報》在倫敦干的勾當 The shit that's happening at Murdoch's "News of the World" in London,
默多克的新聞集團旗下的報刊 因電話郵件竊聽丑聞 導致這份擁有168年歷史 全國最暢銷的周日報刊停刊
TMI也干了很多年了 "TMI" Has been doing the same thing for years.
-能追到多高 -我不知道 - How high does it go? - I don't know.
能追到莉安娜·蘭辛嗎 Does it go as high as Leona Lansing?
-不 -那就好 - No. - Good.
但能追到她兒子 It goes as high as her son.
TMI進行電話竊聽和電腦入侵 "TMI" is doing phone and computer hacking
而里斯·蘭辛居然知道 and Reese Lansing knows?
下令的就是里斯 Reese has been ordering it.
-我會給你... -稍等 - I'm gonna give you... - Hang on.
我得消化消化 I need to digest that.
里斯·蘭辛就是詹姆斯·默多克 Reese Lansing is James Murdoch,
但他更狠 是他下的令 but Lansing's been ordering it.
默多克對于竊聽行動只是知情
消化了嗎 Digested yet?
機密資料嗎 These classified?
是 因為我太想違反《反間諜法》了 Yeah, because I'm dying to violate the Espionage Act.
這只是我在眾議院和五角大樓 These are just transcripts of my testimony
做的證詞的文本 before the House subcommittee and the Pentagon.
調查我 調查這材料 越仔細越好 Vet me, vet the material. Take all the time you need.
你為什么要揭發 Why are you whistle-blowing?
我曾和蘇聯斗爭 I fought the Soviets.
蘇聯政府迫使人民過那樣的生活 The way their government made their people live their lives
正是我和他們斗爭的原因 was a very good reason to fight them.
911之后 After 9/11,
我們也開始走蘇聯的路了 we started doing the exact same thing.
我窮盡一生和共產主義斗爭 I didn't spend my life fighting Communists
為的不是這個結果 to have it come to this.
報道"全球澄明" Report on GLOBALCLARITY.
當我看到你們的報道 我就會給你材料 And once I see that report, I'll give you what you need
讓你自保 免受莉安娜·蘭辛攻擊 to protect yourself from Leona Lansing.
你怎么知道我得防備莉安娜·蘭辛的攻擊 How do you know we need protecting from Leona Lansing?
你沒在聽嗎 我們可聽到了 Have you been listening? 'Cause we have.
這女人是我見過的最厲害的 This woman is the best I've ever seen.
屏幕中央是南茜 Center screen is Nancy.
邊上三人是現場連線的專家 These three corners are live feeds of the guest experts.
都有些什么專長 What are they experts in?
附和南茜說的每一句話 Agreeing with everything Nancy says.
-但吸引你們注意的是 -打擾了 - But what keeps your atten... - Excuse me.
各位 這是布萊恩·布倫納 This is Brian Brenner, everyone.
他可能要為"晚間新聞2.0"寫篇專訪 It's possible he's going to be writing a feature on 2.0.
但現在還在試用期 But we're in a tryout period right now.
一切消息都是私下的 Everything's off the record.
接著說 吸引我們注意的是什么 Go ahead. What keeps our attention?
右下角 正在播放 Is the bottom right corner where they're playing
小凱麗的家庭錄像片段 a loop of little Caylee from a home video.
被害女童
提問 見鬼了 真有他們說的那么惡劣嗎 Question. Hell. Do you think it's as bad as everyone says it is?
表示對凱麗的思念 That was a tribute to Caylee.
檢察官指控安東尼對女兒施用氯仿 并用膠帶封住女孩的嘴和鼻子使其窒息
但他們如何解釋 But how will they explain the duct tape
纏在小孩鼻子和嘴上的膠帶 around the child's mouth and nose?
他們又如何解釋 And how will they explain
"疑犯媽媽"編造的謊言 all the lies that Tot Mom told?
該紋身為"美好生活" 據稱是凱西在女兒失蹤后所紋
他們并沒有在談凱西背上的紋身 Now they're not talking about the tattoo on Casey's back,
卻給了全屏特寫 為什么呢 but they put it full screen. Why?
因為特絲快要走神了 Because Tess was just about to look somewhere else,
于是他們換上一幅能吸引她注意力的圖像 so they changed the frame to anything that might keep her attention.
沒錯 我正打算去谷歌查查麥肯剛才的問題 He's right. I was gonna Google Mac's hell question.
況且 紋身=壞媽媽 Plus tattoo equals bad mom.
她這種手段屢試不爽 No one's ever gone broke in America serving up
樹立反面典型提升女性觀眾的優越感 a woman who makes other women feel superior.
她編造的種種謊言 The series of lies
最終被層層揭穿 that finally came crashing down around her.
既然她謊話連篇 If she would lie about that,
為何我們還要相信這是"意外" why should I believe an accident is true?
辯方稱女童是在泳池中意外溺水身亡的
別費時來思考她那嚴密的推理 Don't spend time thinking about her airtight syllogism.
看 她的制片人還秀出了膠帶和塑料袋 Her EP's showing duct tape and a plastic bag,
美國熱播罪案劇
將你們置身在現實版的《犯罪現場調查: 邁阿密》 so you know you're watching the real "CSI Miami."
被告凱西的電腦里 發現有谷歌搜索 如何制作氯仿(麻醉劑)以及擰斷脖子方法的搜索記錄 根據電腦專家的證詞
她上網搜索 怎么將 ...how to make weapons
家用物品制成兇器 out of home materials found in the home.
搜索擰斷脖子的方法 About breaking necks.
他們能作何解釋 How can they explain that?
南茜 他們解釋不了 They can't explain it, Nancy.
辯護律師只是走個過場 The defense is doing what the defense has to do.
現在 比爾·希弗已完成任務 Now, Bill Sheaffer has done his job.
他附和了南茜 這張臉不用再出現了 He agreed with Nancy. We don't need to see his face anymore.
瞧 凱麗多可愛 Look how cute Caylee is.
她媽媽應該比這個紋身女強百倍 She deserved better than a mom with a tattoo.
她媽媽應該是.. She deserved...
-她媽媽應該是... -我 - She deserved... - Me.
-我 -我 - Me. - Me.
特絲 谷歌上有些什么 Tess, how's that Google search coming?
看上去不妙 罵聲一片 It does look pretty bad. A lot of fire.
她的報道里幾乎都沒有提及法律 You'll notice little of her coverage in this instance is about the law.
經你這么一說 還真的是 You know, come to think of it, I did notice that.
主要是情感控訴 It's all based on an emotional appeal.
如果法官不阻止她 The way she would with a jury
她還會照此影響陪審團 if there was no judge there to stop her.
看看她怎么拆分庭審鏡頭的 Watch how she breaks down courtroom footage.
利茲 我們來看一段"疑犯媽媽" Liz, let's see the video of Tot Mom
和約瑟·拜亞今天在法庭里的錄像 and Jose Baez back at it in court again today.
凱西·安東尼的辯護律師
死刑被告和辯護律師 Not a good look between a death penalty defendant
之間的關系 看著可不太好 and the lead defense attorney.
兩秒鐘 Two seconds.
凱西·安東尼走過律師身邊時 Two seconds of Casey Anthony walking past her lawyer...
鏡頭刻意放慢 and she'll show it to you in slow motion
而且切換了視角 and from a different angle
然后 又回復到之前的播放速度和視角 and at regular speed and from the original angle again.
-這讓你想起什么 -體育比賽的即時回放 - What does that remind you of? - Instant replay in sports.
她好像很不爽她的律師 And she looks pretty pissed at her lawyer.
她之所以要反復放那么多次 And that's exactly why she's showing it to you so many times.
就是為了讓你不明真相地瞎猜 So you have a chance to draw your own thoroughly uninformed opinion
他倆不經意的眼神交流 有何含義 about an utterly innocuous exchange.
她很不爽 She looks pissed.
我猜她一定和律師上過床 肯定是 I wonder if she's sleeping with her lawyer. I bet she is.
我猜她殺害凱麗時 也是這副表情 I wonder if that's what she looked like when she killed Caylee.
這節目太精彩了 This is the best TV ever.
我得去凱西·安東尼的Facebook頁面 I've got to go on my Casey Anthony Facebook page
看看那些關注了凱西·安東尼的網友 and see if my Casey Anthony Facebook friends
是否注意到 凱西·安東尼 just saw Casey Anthony
朝凱西·安東尼的律師擺了張凱西·安東尼臭臉 make a Casey Anthony face at her Casey Anthony lawyer.
夠了 威爾做過刑事檢察官 All right, enough. Will's a criminal prosecutor.
也許他能跟在節目里談談 Maybe he can talk about how our
司法系統的目的不是關押犯人 justice system wasn't built to lock up guilty people.
而是保障清白之人的自由 It was built to keep innocent people free,
美國人民應引以為豪 并堅決捍衛 which is something Americans should be proud of and fiercely protect.
不行 No.
他決不能暗示 He can't ever imply that
觀眾是不明真相的 或說她也許是清白的 the viewer doesn't already know everything and that she might be innocent.
就算要報道 我們也要用自己的方式 If we're gonna cover this, we're gonna cover it our way.
如果不能挽回觀眾 What's the point of covering it at all unless we do it
那這報道還有何意義 in a way that gets our audience back?
一個小建議 我們可以自己在節目里殺個人 A modest proposal. We could ourselves commit murder on our air.
看誰狠 南茜·格蕾絲 In your face, Nancy Grace!
如何找到最合適的嘉賓 How do we get the best guests?
你們可以找一個叫迪倫·卡金的人 There's a guy you're gonna have to deal with named Dylan Kagin.
電影《百老匯丹尼玫瑰》中的丹尼玫瑰是藝人的經紀人
他相當于小報界的丹尼玫瑰 He's like the Broadway Danny Rose of tabloid suffering.
他是經紀人嗎 He's an agent?
你可曾想過 為何大多數失蹤兒童和被害少年 You ever ask yourself why of all the missing kids and murdered coeds,
都乏人問津 而少數案件卻能震驚全國 most of them go unnoticed and some become national scandals?
性誘惑 Sex appeal.
拉娜·特納 美國早期著名女影星 影壇傳說她在藥店被星探發掘 但實際地點是一家餐館
對 但也得有人在藥店發現拉娜·特納 Right, but someone's got to find Lana Turner sitting at the drugstore counter.
迪倫·卡金搜遍庭審記錄檔案 Dylan Kagin gropes through the trailer park of American jurisprudence
尋找所謂"我的天吶"類故事 for what he calls "Oh, my God" stories.
然后 他走訪被害人 被告 陪審員 警員 Then he drops in on the victims, the accused, the jurors, the cops,
把他們推銷給媒體 電視網 工作室 whoever he can sell to the press, the networks, and the studios.
他就是"白人女孩失蹤"癥的幫兇 He packages the missing white girl.
"白人女孩失蹤綜合癥"癥狀為: 媒體大多數失蹤報道都偏向女性和白人 卻很少報道男性及其它種族的失蹤案
好 第一段就這些內容 All right, that'll be the A block.
兩點向我匯報進展 2:00, show me where we are.
第二段放安東尼·韋納 The B block's gonna be Anthony Weiner,
吉姆 整合資料 so, Jim, start putting something together.
目前只有這些艷照 以及韋納拒絕回答問題 All we really have are the pictures and Weiner not answering questions.
-這我知道 -你不等我們找到... - I know that. - You don't want to wait until we have...
真相嗎 不要 否則就變成優秀的新聞了 Facts? No, that would be newsy and elitist.
我們就稱之為第一段和第二段 Let's just call them-- the A and the B block--
就把它們當成是 光鮮亮麗的爛蘋果 let's just think of them as a polished, tightly produced abomination.
我聽了這么久 真是有點不爽 I've been sitting here and I'm getting a little sick of this.
-彼此彼此 -上帝啊 - You and me both. - Jesus Christ.
我們只是幾周不逼這個國家吃蔬菜而已 For a few weeks, we're not gonna ask the country to eat its vegetables.
為什么 因為我們要做的這個辯論 Why? Because there's a debate we want to do
莎拉勞倫斯學院 第一集中也曾戲稱麥肯是該學院的學生 學院的教師學生比例高 學生大多為女學生
比你那莎拉勞倫斯式的倫理糾結 重要得多 that trumps all of your Sarah Lawrence ethical conundrums.
這很難理解嗎 It shouldn't be too hard to understand.
頭腦清醒點行不行 So get it the fuck together.
他倒是沒說錯 He happens to be right.
"毒品戰爭宣告失敗" "War on drugs a failure."
次日 全球毒品政策委員會(GCDP) 將于聯合國紐約總部正式宣告"毒品戰爭失敗"
我明白其中滋味 I know how it feels.
剩余兩條沒有X掉的新聞中 第五條是路易斯安那州眾議員提交一項禁止墮胎的法案 這一法案將推翻Roe v. Wade一?
兩點向我匯報進展 Show me where we are at 2:00.
-麥肯 過來一下 -好的 -Mac, can I see you a second? - Yeah.
-我可以進來... -抱歉 不行 - Do you mind if I sit in on... - Yeah, sorry, no.
這樣對待媒體 小心后果哦 Not sure that's the best way to get good press.
五月一日 擊斃本·拉登那晚 May 1st, the night we got bin Laden,
七點半 我接到一個匿名電話 I got a call from an anonymous source at 7:30
他說白宮會在90分鐘內 telling me the White House would send an email blast
向所有新聞機構群發郵件 to all the news agencies in 90 minutes,
后來證明他所言非虛 and obviously it turned out he was right.
他是為了建立可信度 He was demonstrating his credibility.
他叫所羅門·漢考克 His name is Solomon Hancock.
在國安局搞軟件工程 He works in software engineering at the NSA
他給了我一摞文件 and he handed me a stack of documents,
是他對于非法監視的證詞副本 transcripts of his testimony describing illegal surveillance.
我們得核實這人和這些文件 We have to start vetting him and the documents.
至少要花幾天時間 還只是第一步 It's gonna take at least a few days, but that's part one.
第二步呢 What's part two?
若我們報道 他會提供證據 If we air his story, he'll give us evidence
證明TMI也在干《世界新聞報》的勾當 that "TMI"'s been doing the same thing as "News of the World."
-竊聽嗎 -所有 - Hacking? - Everything.
-TMI在搞竊聽 -他說有證據 - "TMI"'s been hacking? - says he's got the proof.
天哪 能追到多高 Jesus Christ. How high does he say it goes?
里斯 Reese.
-趕快核實清楚 -我讓吉姆做 - Let's get on with the vet. - I'll have Jim run it.
-他做得了嗎 -做得了 威爾 - Is he up for this? - He is, Will.
我教過他如何做新聞 I taught him how to do the news.
我教過他們每個人如何做新聞 I taught them all how to do the news.
能讓我們單獨談談嗎 Can you give us a second?
反正我說完了 I'm done.
為什么要選布萊恩 Why did it have to be Brian?
因為我能控制他 他需要封面故事 Because I own him now. He needs a cover story.
如果他寫負面報道 If he writes a negative one,
就會被卷進我們的舊事 he'll get slammed with the whole soap opera of our history.
你在撒謊嗎 Are you lying right now?
-還有事嗎 -有 - Anything else? - Yeah.
斯隆說 周四 Sloan says on Thursday,
眾議院將投票 允許債務違約 the House is gonna vote to default on our loans,
導致全球經濟崩潰 leading to a global economic meltdown.
這該放在韋納的內褲照之前還是之后 Should I put that before or after Anthony Weiner in his underwear?
我相信你自己能搞定 I'm sure you'll figure it out.
今晚就是以上內容 That's all for us tonight.
明天將為您呈現 Tomorrow we'll be bringing you
案件第七日精彩報導 all the highlights from day seven of the trial
以及 尤里·梅利奇警探 and Detective Yuri Melich,
2008年首位審訊凱西·安東尼案的警官 the first officer to interview Casey Anthony in 2008.
下面由泰利·史密斯為您帶來《國會報告》 Terry Smith is coming up from Washington with the "Capital Report."
我是威爾·麥卡沃伊 晚安 I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.
周 三
凱西·安東尼案報道 請關注威爾·麥卡沃伊 Will McAvoy, your new choice for Casey Anthony coverage.
白天為《晚間新聞》的宣傳
-觀眾回來了 -是嗎 - They're coming home. - Yeah?
大力宣傳奏效了 We promo'd the hell of it.
挽回了15萬觀眾 We got 150,000 viewers back.
25至54歲 幾乎全是女性 25-54, almost all women.
那意味著 烤面包機 家具 食物 That's toasters, furniture, food,
指的是相應的廣告
服飾 童裝 度假計劃 clothes, kids' clothes, vacation plans.
人氣開始回升了 千萬別停下 Our heads are above water now, so do not stop.
不會停的 We won't.
-再說說高溫 -好 - How about this heat? - Yeah.
早九點已達87度[約30°C] 9:00 in the morning, it's already 87.
估計會到98度[36°C] It's gonna hit 98.
那就創1933年以來同日新高了 That would beat the record for this day that was set in 1933.
是 Yeah.
-你一臉不屑 -是嗎 - You're looking at me funny. - Yeah?
-我知道你不喜歡 -我一臉平常 - I know you hate this. - I'm looking at you the regular way.
-隨你便吧 -真的 - If you say so. - I do.
還有龍卷風預警 There are also tornado warnings.
-里斯 -怎么了 - Reese. - What?
-沒事 -氣溫將達98度 - Nothing. - All right, so it's gonna get up to 98.
那可創紀錄了 That's a record. And there
而且紐約城都收到龍卷風預警了 are tornado warnings for New York City.
蜜蜂阿姨 龍卷風不過是上帝 Well, you know, Aunt Bee, tornados are just God's way
蜜蜂阿姨是60年代情景喜劇《安迪·格里菲思秀》的人物 劇中的小鎮曾遭遇過龍卷風
毀田殺人的方式 of destroying property and killing people.
觀眾喜歡看惡劣天氣的報道 People like hearing about extreme weather.
我們才不做狗屁天氣報告 We're not doing a fucking weather report, okay?
我們才不會播出什么"龍卷風觀象圖" We're not coming up with some "Tornado Watch Graphic".
我們是正經的新聞機構 We're a serious news organization.
今晚我們要報道 Tonight we'll be reporting on
雞尾酒女招待殺人魔事件和議員... the killer cocktail waitress and the congressman...
麥肯抱怨連天嗎 Is Mac bitching at you?
她已經很克制了 Not nearly as much as she should be.
我來是要告訴你 你贏回了15萬觀眾 I came in here to tell you you got back 150,000 viewers
之前是因為你玩清高 才失去了他們 you lost while you were trying to be above it.
我們不會再玩了 We'll be sure not to try that again.
98度 足夠導致供電問題了 98 degrees is when we have power outages.
等一下 等一下 Wait a second. Wait a second.
我不是質疑你 I don't want to go all conspiracy theory on you,
但我覺得 高溫也許是供電問題導致的 but I think the heat might be related to power outages.
-放輕松 -向你老媽問好 - Take it easy. - Say hi to your mom.
會的 Will do.
探視時間是周二和周五 Visiting hours will be Tuesday and Friday.
別緊張 Don't be nervous.
昨晚我們贏回15萬觀眾 大多是女性 We got 150,000 viewers back last night. Mostly women.
-我知道 -我是在告訴她 - I know. - I was telling her.
氣溫馬上就到98度了 You know, it's gonna get up to 98 degrees.
誰再跟我提這鬼天氣... Next person who tells me about the damn weather...
你知道我們把你叫來干什么嗎 Do you know what you're doing here?
來告訴你天氣的消息 I've been asked to tell you about the weather.
你覺得這屋里 誰有心情開玩笑嗎 Does it feel to you like anyone in this room is in the mood for a joke?
完全沒有 It absolutely does not.
我們想讓你 帶頭審核這個線人 We want you to lead the vetting of this source.
他告訴我們 國安局從事非法監控 He's telling us about illegal surveillance at the NSA.
他還告訴我們 He's also telling us that
TMI在干《世界新聞報》的勾當 "TMI" is in the same game as "News of the World."
上帝 Jesus.
現在有兩種可能 吉姆 We're looking at a couple of scenarios, Jim.
第一種 我們手握能撼動國安局的獨家新聞 One is that we're sitting on a scoop that could shake up the NSA
9/11事件后 政府通過愛國者法案 以防恐為目的 擴張了政府機構的監聽權限
沒準還能讓國家重新審視愛國者法案 and maybe have the country take another look at the Patriot Act.
但TMI的卷入 莫非... But the "TMI" element, doesn't that...
第二種 有人想害威爾成為丹·拉瑟第二 And another is that someone's trying to discredit us
丹·拉瑟因誤報小布什的虛假新聞而被迫辭職
敗壞我們的名聲 by having Will get Dan Rather-ed.
你需要填寫上百個《信息自由法》申請 You'll need to file a couple of hundred Freedom of Information Act requests
《信息自由法》允許公民向政府要求 查閱未公開文檔
還得摸清這個人的私生活 and you'll need to get into this guy's personal life
做這些調查的同時 and you'll need to do it all
還不能驚動國安局 without raising any flags at the NSA.
你行不行 Are you up for this?
-行 -我們不要速度 但求確切 - Yeah. - We don't need it fast, we need it right.
-但還是要速度 -我會安排好的 - But we need it fast. - I'll start mapping it out.
吉姆 從你開始工作那天起 Jim, since the day you started working here,
我從沒擔心過你的保密工作 I never felt the need to remind you about confidentiality
我現在依然不擔心 and I don't feel that need now.
好吧 Okay.
-逮到你了 -天吶 - Gotcha. - Oh, God.
-愿意接受采訪嗎 -你太懂我了 - You feel like being interviewed? - You read my mind.
我現在最最想做的事 I can't think of anything I'd rather do right now
就是接受前男友的采訪 than be interviewed by my ex-boyfriend,
我寧愿把桌子給吃了 except maybe eat my desk.
-我這周來得不是時候啊 -的確 - It seems like a bad week to be here. - It is.
我來這兒 是要報道 I came here to write a story
威爾和《晚間新聞》如何一夜變身 about how Will and "News Night" changed overnight.
-結果你們一夜又變回去了 -聽著 - And then you changed overnight. - Look.
威爾又變成老樣子了 It's the old Will all over...
現在是情況特殊 These are extraordinary circumstances.
那都是為放棄原則而找的借口 That's what everyone says when they abandon their principles.
我不需要再令你滿意了 I'm no longer required to live up to your standards.
-說得有理 -謝謝 - Fair enough. - Thank you.
這個辯論有什么特別 What's so special about this debate?
如果我們成功 就沒人會再采用舊形式 If we get what we want, no one will ever go back.
那我們就永遠改變了總統辯論 We'll have changed the debates forever.
但你擔心 若收視率低迷 就會失去機會 And your concern is that if your ratings are low, you'll lose leverage?
是 Yes.
這是你的顧慮 還是威爾的顧慮 Is that your concern or Will's concern?
威爾的顧慮 就是我的顧慮 Will's concerns are my concerns.
另一種解釋是 'Cause another way of looking at it
他在收視率上輸給了南茜·格蕾絲 is that he lost his invisible friends to Nancy Grace
于是以辯論會為由 借機讓節目回歸俗套 and he's using the debate as an excuse to dumb the show down.
被試用的人 還敢這么說話 膽子不小 That's a pretty bold statement from a guy who's auditioning for a job.
他會給我這份工作的 He's gonna give me the job.
原因我清楚得很 And it's not like I don't know why.
-是嗎 -當然 我又不是傻子 - Do you? - I do because I'm not a fucking moron.
全世界人民都拜讀了那封郵件 The email that was read by everyone in the world,
"我背叛了威爾" 你說的是我吧 "I cheated on Will," you were talking about me, right?
-是 -我們談戀愛時 你在和威爾約會 - Yes. - You were seeing Will while we were together?
如果說 你喝高了半夜打我電話說 If you count drunk dialing me at midnight and saying,
"快來滾床單" "Just come on over and crawl into bed"
也算談戀愛的話 那我就認 as being together, then yes.
-我覺得算 -那我就認 - I count it. - Then yes.
你背著我和威爾偷情 You cheated on me with Will?
我們把話說得清楚些 Let's be as clear as anyone has ever been about anything.
我是背著威爾和你偷情 I cheated on Will with you.
而且我付出了代價 And I'm paying the price.
我當初若沒犯傻 I work 30 feet from the life I could have had
現在30英尺外那人 就會是我的他 if I hadn't been so stupid.
你當初若不是個混蛋 And you're looking at the life you could have had
現在你面前的人 就會是你的她 if you hadn't been a douchebag.
采訪進行得怎么樣 How's the interview going so far?
混蛋是一個字還是兩個字 Is douchebag one word or two?
douchebag和douche bag兩種拼法都可以
進來 Come in.
抱歉 我一會再來 Sorry, I can come back.
沒關系 什么事 No, what do you need?
我想提供個故事 Ahem, well, there's a story I'd like to pitch.
布萊恩 這是尼爾·桑帕特 Brian, this is Neal Sampat.
尼爾負責寫威爾的博客 Neal writes Will's blog.
威爾自己不寫博客 Will doesn't write Will's blog?
他找不到自己的博客 Will can't find Will's blog.
尼爾想當制片人 所以時不時地 Neal wants to be a producer, so from time to time,
他會提供些故事 你想到什么 he pitches stories. What do you got?
你知道釣餌是什么吧 You know what a troll is, right?
troll: 釣餌 也有小怪物的意思
一種小怪物 站在橋邊攔路問謎題 A tiny creature that stands under a footbridge
回答出來才讓你過橋 and makes you answer a riddle before you're allowed to pass.
-那都是假的 老兄 -我知道 - They're not real, man. - I know that.
他說的是另一個意思 He means the other kind of troll.
他什么意思 你知道個屁 You don't know the first clue what he means.
我說的是另一個意思 I mean the other kind of troll.
你不向著我會死嗎 A little backup would have killed you?
抱歉 是網絡釣餌 Sorry, Internet trolls.
這詞由釣魚方法而來 It's a play on a fishing term.
這些人專去網站評論區 People who go to message boards
煽風點火 劫持話題 and try to hijack the conversation by being incendiary.
-他們怎么了 -他們有自己的網站 - What about them? - Turns out they have their own websites.
就像網上俱樂部 要想加入組織 Like an online clubhouse. And to be accepted into the group,
得憑借自己的成功釣餌經歷 you have to be able to point to a successful incident of trolling,
比如 近期引起了某站會員瘋狂掐架 a recent time when you made a whole bunch of posters lose their minds.
或更厲害些 逼得網管關閉評論區 Or better yet, got the site monitor to shut down the board.
我挺喜歡的 這次不是大腳怪了 Actually, I like it. And it's not about Bigfoot.
記下 《晚間新聞》將揭示大腳怪的存在 Write this down, "News Night" is gonna break the story on Bigfoot.
沒門 不許寫 We're not. Don't write that down.
他們會接受你采訪嗎 Will they talk to you?
他們不會和記者聊 但我希望能打入內部 They won't talk to a reporter, but I thought maybe I'd try to get in there.
臥底 那你不得編造一個釣餌經歷嗎 Undercover? Aren't you gonna have to say you trolled something?
光說不行 我得真的去釣 I'm not gonna have to say it, I'm gonna actually have to do it.
釣誰 To who?
我不想為了報道 牽連無辜的人 Well, I don't want to ding on an innocent person for a story,
所以只能選個內部人員 so I'm gonna have to do it to one of us.
我們網站不能匿名 You can't be anonymous on our website.
不 我想在另一個網站上做 No, I mean do it to us on another website.
-怎么做 -我還沒想好 - What would it be? - I don't know yet.
想好了來找我 你已經邁出了第一步 Come back when you know, but you've made it past the first hurdle.
謝謝 Thank you.
-斯隆 -她情緒如何 - Sloan. - How's her mood in there?
不是很好 我有事相詢 It's not good, but let me ask you something.
為了一篇報道 For the sake of a story,
你是否介意我上網攻擊你 how would you feel about me going on the Internet
說你各種壞話 and saying vicious things about you
以引起一場厭女熱潮 that might get an argument started about misogyny?
-什么樣的壞話 -沒想好 - What kind of vicious things? - I don't know.
-大概是什么樣 -我真的沒想好 - What would the general area be? - I really don't know.
-挖苦你的相貌 -比如呢 - Something about the way you look? - Like what?
-我純粹是編的 -你要編什么 - I'd be making it up. - What would you be making up?
絕不會是真的 比如說... It wouldn't be true. It'd be something like...
她靠色相才坐上這職位 something along the lines of she screwed her way to the top
而且她屁股肥大 不過... and she's got a big ass. Only it would have to be...
聽著 桑帕特 Listen to me, Sampat.
-我屁股肥嗎 -當然不是 - Do I? - Of course not.
算了 Okay.
-我能那么說嗎 -不行 - I can do it? - You cannot.
你可以說 我在霍華德拼字大賽中 If you want, you can say that I made it to the final round of the K
按年齡段分 K-6范圍包括幼兒園到六年級的兒童
打進了兒童級的區域總決賽 through six regionals in the Scripps Howard Spelling Bee.
這對我沒用啊 That's not gonna help me.
其實很多男人都喜歡大... You know, a lot of guys like women with big...
他們真喜歡嗎 Do they really?
算了 Never mind.
我不懂你在說什么 我還有事要忙 I don't know what you're talking about and I have my own problems.
-吉姆 -是 - Jim. - Yeah?
一位女士打電話來說 I got a woman on the phone
她手上有跟安東尼·韋納的推特聊天記錄 who says she's got some tweets from Anthony Weiner
想跟我們聊聊 and wants to talk to us.
-你干嘛告訴我 -你資歷最高 - What are you telling me for? - Seniority?
那我就把她轉給資歷第二高的 Well, I'm handing her off to the next most senior person.
肯德拉 你接韋納女 Kendra, take the Weiner girl.
-格雷 你接韋納女 -特絲 - Gary, take the Weiner girl. - Tess.
-塔瑪拉 -我們同一天進來實習的 - Tamara. - We were hired as interns the same day.
我早上到的 I was hired in the morning.
你午飯后才到 你接韋納女 You were hired after lunch. Take the Weiner girl.
求你了 別讓我接韋納女 Please, don't make me take the Weiner girl.
要尊重資歷 Respect the seniority.
還有誰比我后來 Who do I have seniority over?
瑪姬 Maggie.
-你們還能看見我嗎 -5號線 - Can people still see me? - On five.
你好 我是瑪格麗特·喬丹 Hi, this is Margaret Jordan.
我是《晚間新聞》的副制片人 I'm an associate producer at "News Night."
好的 怎么拼 Okay, can you spell that for me?
好 等等 Okay, wait.
慢著 Hang on.
我 不是 你會有機會的 I... no, you're gonna get a chance.
當然 你想分享一下你的故事 Uh, well, you certainly seem to want to share your story.
醫生要預約才能見的 You really can't just drop in on a doctor.
-要有急事呢 -那就去急診 - What if it's an emergency? - You go to the emergency room.
醫院又沒有精神科急診室 They don't have psychiatric emergency rooms.
應該有 你就很需要 They should. You're a good reason why.
-你想干架嗎 -你認真的嗎 - You want a piece of me? - Seriously?
-不是 -當然 - No. - Yeah.
他會看這紅燈嗎 Does he look over at the red light?
他會每隔幾分鐘就查看一下嗎 Does he look every few minutes?
我若是你的心理醫生 If I was your therapist,
一定每隔幾分鐘就看一下 I'd definitely look every few minutes.
喂 喂 你不能這么干 Hey, hey, you can't do that.
沒關系 他喜歡我 It's okay. He likes me.
-威爾 -抱歉 - Will. - I'm sorry.
-我這里有病人 -就耽誤你一小下 - I'm with a patient. - I really just need a second.
你能回診我很高興 I'm glad to see you back here,
但你得按預約的時間來 but you need to come during your appointment.
等到那時 我也許死了 I could be dead by then.
你有自殺的想法嗎 Are you having suicidal thoughts?
-沒有 -那你干嘛那么說 - No. - Then why did you say that?
-就是嚇嚇你 -我得進去繼續咨詢 - Just to get your attention. - I'm going back to my patient.
聽我說 四年來我每次照付250 Listen to me. I've been paying 250 a session for four years
但我一次也沒來 without showing up to a single session.
你白收我10萬治療費 You owe me $100,000 worth of therapy.
我可以一筆勾銷 只要你給我一分鐘 I'll forgive the debt, we'll be totally square, just give me one minute.
抱歉 我一分鐘后回來 I'm sorry. I'll be just a minute.
你屈服給了錢財 我有點失望 Wow, you caved for the money. I'm kind of disappointed.
我沒有屈服給錢財 I didn't cave for the money.
你付了錢 理應接受治療 You're getting the sessions you paid for.
你看上去很痛苦 You seem like you're in pain.
-的確 -他是說痛苦 不是討厭 - He is. - He said in pain, not a pain.
那沒事了 Oh, never mind, then.
怎么回事 What is it?
為了收視率 我一直在做錯事 I'm doing all these things that are wrong because of ratings,
我強迫工作人員做他們不愿做的事 and I'm making the staff do things that they don't want to do,
我把他們罵得狗血淋頭 I'm cursing them out,
無視重大新聞 I'm ignoring incredibly important news stories,
還辜負了那些尊重我的人 對我的信任 and I'm betraying the trust of people who respect me.
而且我居然不假思索地就這么做了 And I did it all in the blink of an eye.
可能會導致心理創傷 That can be traumatic.
這些我都受得了 No, I'm fine with all of that.
我的問題是《紐約雜志》 Here's my thing: "New York Magazine"
要寫一篇關于我節目的文章 is gonna do a story on my show
由我來選擇作者 and I get to choose the writer.
我可以選擇任何人 And I could have chosen anybody
結果我選了麥肯茲的前任男友 and I chose Mackenzie's ex-boyfriend.
當然 Of course.
-她背著你偷情的對象 -對 - The one she cheated on you with? - Yeah.
-為什么 -所以我才來問你 - Why? - That's what I came here to ask you.
你這是把手放到蠟燭上 You're holding your hand over the candle.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你把手放到了蠟燭上 You're holding your hand over the candle
因為你認為解決方法是忍住痛 because you think the trick is not minding.
所以我只要熬過這段 就沒事了 So if I just get through this, I'll be fine.
-不 -為什么 - No. - Why?
因為解決方法不是忍住痛 Because the trick isn't not minding.
而是原諒麥肯茲 The trick is forgiving Mackenzie.
我寧愿把手放到蠟燭上 It would be easier to hold my hand over the candle.
我知道 I know.
你一點忙也沒幫上 還是謝謝 Well, you've been no help at all, but thanks.
抱歉 這么橫沖直撞 Sorry to barge in.
你一天治不好自己 You know, while you're working your way through this,
就每天都在傷害麥肯茲 you're hurting Mackenzie.
我知道 I know that.
下次預約時間 記得來 Show up for your appointment.
我不是故意的 I'm not doing it on purpose.
瑪姬 Maggie.
好 Yeah.
-桑迪嗎 -我是 - Sandy? - Yes.
我是瑪格麗特·喬丹 我們在電話里聊過 Margaret Jordan. We talked on the phone.
很高興見到你 Nice to meet you.
-路上還順利嗎 -順利 - You got here okay? - Yes.
出租車發票給誰 I have a receipt for the cab. Who do I give that to?
給我吧 I'll take it.
你說你有與韋納議員在推特上的聊天記錄 So, you got some tweets from Congressman Weiner.
我把打印稿帶來了 And I've got copies of them right here.
"我喜歡你可愛的新照片 "'I like the cute new pics of you.
你腹肌怎么練的" Where'd you get those abs?'
韋納: "很高興你喜歡 Weiner: 'Glad you like them.
什么時候可以看你的泳裝照" When do I get to see your swimsuit shot?'
桑迪: "你幾時來看我 或是高潮" Sandy:'When are you coming to see me? Or just coming?'
韋納: "邀請我呀" Weiner: 'Make me an offer.'
桑迪: "我家大門永遠對你敞開 明白嗎" Sandy:'My door's always open. Get it?'
韋納: "見面后有什么安排" Weiner:'What's your plan for us?'
《每日秀》美國最尖銳的諷刺節目
桑迪: "為營造氣氛 我們一起看《每日秀》" Sandy:'To get us in the mood, we watch "The Daily Show"
《科爾伯特報告》 美國脫口秀節目 由《每日秀》衍生而來 以犀利語言針砭時事
和《科爾伯特》 And "Colbert."
進入狀態后 我們就去書店 Then when we're really hot, we go to the bookstore
保守派主播 政治評論員
把格倫·貝克的書的封皮 and replace all the copies of Glenn Beck books
奧巴馬的暢銷書
全都換成《無畏的希望》 with "The Audacity of Hope."
要是你不喜歡那樣 Or, if that's not your thing,
我們就直接喝醉然后做愛" we can just get drunk and fuck.'"
你為什么這么做 Why are you doing this?
因為世人需要看到他的真實面目 Because the world needs to know what kind of guy he is.
但字里行間似乎你樂在其中 It sort of seems like you were a willing participant.
那時 我不知道他還有其他女人 I didn't know about the other women.
-你知道他結婚了嗎 -當然 - Did you know he was married? - Of course.
我只是不知道 他還有其他女人 I just didn't know about the other women.
他玩弄了我 世人需要看清他的真面目 I was fooled and I think the world needs to know what kind of guy he is.
不知你有沒有聽說過迪倫·卡金 By any chance, have you heard of a guy named Dylan Kagin?
他說要做我的經紀人 He's gonna be my agent.
桑迪 我能叫你桑迪嗎 Sandy... can I call you Sandy?
當然 Sure.
桑迪 議員先生現在麻煩纏身 Sandy, the congressman is in a lot of trouble.
他這是自找的 He got himself into it
而且很可能沒法脫身 and he's probably not gonna be able to get out of it.
你確定要火上澆油嗎 Are you sure you want to pile on?
我覺得世人需要看清他的真面目 I think people need to know what kind of person he is.
那好 All right.
你愿意上今晚的節目嗎 Would you like to be on our show tonight?
《接近好萊塢》 美國娛樂節目 《今夜娛樂》 美國小報電視娛樂新聞節目
我今晚要上《接近好萊塢》《今夜娛樂》 That's the thing. I'm doing "Access Hollywood," "ET,"
還有FOX臺 And FOX.
三場啊 沒問題 The big three. No problem.
待會兒可以做一段預錄 We can do a pretape in a few minutes.
太好了 我就等著你這么說 Oh, you're a lifesaver. I was hoping you'd say that.
是嘛 你先坐會兒 No kidding? Stay here
我先通知執行制片人 然后我們就開始 and I'll talk to my EP and we'll get this going.
能不能給我來杯脫因拿鐵 Could I possibly get a decaf latte?
不可能 You cannot possibly get that,
但我會讓人給你送杯咖啡來 but I'll have someone bring you a coffee.
我放在你桌子左邊了 Well, I left it for you on the left side of the desk.
對 我簽過字了 And, yes, I signed it.
我絲毫不知情 I don't know anything about it.
莉安娜 Leona!
我有話說 A word?
讓她在飛機上給我看 Okay, ask her to show it to me on the plane.
別站大街上說吧 Let's not stand in the street.
查理 你那領結 看著就像賣氣球的 Charlie, with that bow tie, you look like a balloon salesman.
我要是上了車 一會再下來 No, I get in the car and get out a minute later,
別人會以為出什么事了 或是在買賣毒品 it looks like we're talking about a problem or making a drug deal.
我們就站在這里 微笑點頭 We're gonna stand here, smile and nod,
一邊這樣 一邊笑 and do this and laugh.
我們知道小報消息從何而來 We know where the tabloid stories are coming from.
來自現實 They're coming from reality.
除非虛幻也算現實 Only if you define reality as fantasy.
而且是你旗下的雜志登的 And they're appearing in a magazine you own.
若是我旗下的新聞雜志 對自家王牌主播手軟 How would it look if I had one of our newsmagazines
那還成何體統 go soft on our flagship anchor?
TMI配稱新聞雜志嗎 We're calling "TMI" a newsmagazine?
讀者想知道泰勒·斯威夫特的心情 People need to know if Taylor Swift is happy.
泰勒·斯威夫特 著名鄉村音樂創作歌手 幾日前 泰勒在音樂會演唱時哭了
我為成千上萬人提供公共服務 I provide a public service for hundreds of thousands...
民眾歡欣鼓舞 The public's grateful.
大選之夜 我是怎么跟你說的 What did I tell you the day after election night?
我是作為朋友對你說 Friend to friend,
別再讓小報咬著威爾不放 I'd stop coming after Will in the tabloids.
我說過 讓他別咬著茶黨不放 I told you to get him to lighten up on the Tea Party
不然我就會制造背景 "合情合理"地炒了他 or a context would be created whereby his firing would look reasonable.
-你得聽我的 -我不覺得 - You need to hear me. - I don't think I do.
第112屆國會尚未上任 The 112th Congress wasn't even seated
他就在《911救援者補償法案》上找茶黨麻煩 and he took the Tea Party out for a walk on the 9/11 Responders Bill.
法案為911的救援人員及幸存者提供醫療補助 茶黨/共和黨曾阻撓法案通過 法案最后于2010年12月22日由國會通過 ?
國會中 無論民主黨或共和黨 Congress, Democrats and Republicans,
八年來 一直以911為借口 spent eight years using 9/11 as a justification
推行一系列政策 從減稅到抵御外敵 for everything from tax cuts to a foreign invasion.
卻在警察和消防公會的補助上變了心 So Will questioned their change of heart
威爾質疑他們 怎么不對了 when it came to the police and firemen's unions.
在你的節目里 他們成了偽君子 You made them look like hypocrites.
我只是播他們的錄像而已 By rolling tape.
金融服務委員會 內線交易 House Financial Services, insider trading,
"基石XL" 喬·沃爾什 Keystone XL, Joe Walsh,
基石XL: 美加"基石XL"輸油管計劃 喬·沃爾什: 伊利諾伊州第8選區眾議員 共和黨人
艾倫·韋斯特 保羅·瑞恩 還有誰 Allen West, Paul Ryan, and who am I forgetting?
艾倫·韋斯特: 佛羅里達州22選區眾議員 共和黨人 保羅·瑞恩: 威斯康辛州第1選區眾議員 共和黨人 hhhhhhhhh眾?
對了 還有查爾斯·科赫和大衛·科赫 Oh, yes. Charles and David Koch.
繼續笑 Keep smiling.
我們在海外財產方面 We lost a couple of awfully helpful tax loopholes
很多的稅收漏洞都被查了 that were tailored to assets overseas.
聯邦通信委員會 不讓我們參加頻段拍賣 And the FCC won't even let us bid on the coming spectrum auction
頻段拍賣會 賣的是在某些頻段上傳播無線信號的授權
因為他們正在詳查 because they want a full report
我們是否違反了反壟斷法 on whether or not we're skirting antitrust.
你的要求是什么來著 So what was your request again?
你最好別這么做 You don't want to do this.
我不想 I don't.
我真的不想 I really don't.
但我不得不 也一定會做 But I have to and I will.
作為朋友我也告訴你 And friend to friend,
你轉告他 you let him know that
他再上一次小報 或是收視率再跌一個點 he is one tabloid fuckup and a ratings point away
就轉行做播客去吧 from having his own podcast.
podcast是一種通過互聯網傳播的電臺節目
我得趕飛機了 I have to make my plane.
一路順風 Fly safe.
-除非... -抱歉 我... - Unless there's a rally... - I'm sorry, I've got to...
-聽我說 -斯隆 - Listen. - Sloan.
除非接下來90分鐘內強力反彈 Unless there's a rally in the next 90 minutes,
道瓊斯指數將暴跌2.5% the Dow's gonna close down about 2.5%,
標準普爾和納斯達克將暴跌2.3% S&P and NASDAQ will close down 2.3.
-我來告訴你原因 -我手里股票不多 - Let me tell you why. - I don't own a lot of stock.
-讓我告訴你原因 -我真的不能... - Let me tell you why. - I really can't...
別再回避了 Stop avoiding this!
我剛跟這些人通過電話 I just got off the phone with these guys.
聽聽他們的原話 他們可不是自由派 Listen to these quotes. These aren't from liberals.
而是華爾街的中堅分子 These are hard-core Wall Street guys who,
不管世界對他們的看法 whatever the world may think of them,
他們知道自己在說什么 我也是 know what they're talking about and so do I.
摩根大通的杰米·戴蒙說 Jamie Dimon at Chase says,
摩根大通銀行: 美國第一大銀行 總裁是杰米·戴蒙
"投票反對提高債務上限 將成為道德災難" "Voting against raising the debt ceiling would be a moral disaster."
巴萊克的人說 "這一爭論簡直脫離現實" The Barclays guys say, "This debate is detached from reality."
巴萊克銀行: 全球第四大的英國銀行
高盛的人說 My Goldman source says,
高盛: 美國著名的投資銀行
"如果眾議院共和黨人繼續這一爭論 "If the House Republicans continue this debate,
希望他們準備好面對美元終結 I hope they're willing to mark the end of the dollar
作為全球儲備貨幣的那一天" as a global reserve currency."
請注意 他說的不是 Please notice that he didn't say
"如果不提高債務上限" if the House Republicans don't raise the debt ceiling.
而是 "如果繼續爭論" He said if the House Republicans continue this debate.
僅此而已 僅僅因為這不確定性 That's all it takes. Just the uncertainty.
道瓊斯指數就暴跌了230點 That's why the Dow's gonna close down 230 points today.
僅僅因為這爭論 這懷疑 Because just the debate, just the doubt,
僅僅因為眾議院多數派有可能犯下 just the possibility that the House Majority might commit
自南北戰爭中 南方獨立 the most self-inflicted damage to the country
造成數十億損失以來 since the secession of the South
對國家造成的最自作自受的損失 has caused billions in value to disappear.
斯隆 我明白 我發誓真的明白 Sloan, I understand. I swear to God I do.
這些你在第三段里說 不行嗎 But you can't say the same thing in the C block?
別假裝你不知道 Don't pretend you don't know
大多數人只看十分鐘新聞 that most people watch 10 minutes of news.
-開頭十分鐘 -投票明晚才開始 - The first 10 minutes. - The vote isn't until tomorrow night.
這只是第一輪投票 況且你說只是走過場 And it's only the first vote. You said yourself it was cosmetic.
為什么非要在今晚做專題呢 Why do we have to feature it tonight?
幾周前就應該做專題了 We should have been featuring it weeks ago.
為什么非要在今晚做專題 Why do we have to feature it tonight?
為了給人們時間 打電話給他們的議員 To give time for the people to call their congressmen
說 "你若搞砸了美國財政的 and say, "If you fuck with the full faith
頂級信用 我就要你下臺" and credit of the US Treasury, you're fired."
為了給人們時間 To give time for the people
打爆地方辦公室的電話 to jam the phone lines of the district offices.
為了給人們時間說 To give the people time to say,
"我是財政上的保守派 "I'm a fiscal conservative
馬上給我把手榴彈的彈針給我插回去" and you've got to put the pin back in the grenade right now."
這就是原因 That's why.
我盡力而為 I'm gonna do everything I can.
請務必 Please do.
別擔心 Don't worry about it.
她只是氣你不給她機會 向觀眾警告 She's just frustrated because she can't get the word out
這是全球性緊急事件 that this is a global emergency unless you let her.
感謝說明 Appreciate your clearing that up.
知道嗎 麥肯茲 You know what, Mackenzie?
不是我自己要來的 I'm not the one who put me here.
隨你怎么看我 Say what you want about me,
但讓我來采訪的 不是我 but I wouldn't have done that.
威爾知道要問什么嗎 Does Will have the questions?
特絲正在給他提示卡 Tess is giving him some cards now.
-燈光沒問題嗎 -沒 - Is that lighting okay for you? - Yeah.
-怎么加字幕介紹 -我正要問你 - How are we Chyroning her? - I was gonna ask you.
錄完了再說吧 Figure it out later.
-桑迪 -是 - Sandy. - Yes?
我叫麥肯茲 我是執行... My name's Mackenzie. I'm the executive...
我是《晚間新聞》的執行制片人 I'm the executive producer of "News Night."
-能聽清楚嗎 -能 - Can you hear me okay? - Yes.
好的 感謝你的耐心等待 Okay. Thanks for being patient with us.
威爾正在整裝 Will's just throwing on a jacket and tie
很快就要開始錄像了 and we'll be able to do this.
-很簡單的 -沒問題 - Real easy. - You got it.
你好 我是你的鐵桿粉絲 Hi, I'm a big fan.
-什么 -我叫桑迪 - Hmm? - I'm Sandy.
你好 How do you do?
-準備好預錄了嗎 -是 - Are we ready for the pre-tape? - Yeah.
-倒數吧 -威爾 - Just count me down. - Will.
沒錯 我真想做 Yes, I'm sure I want to do this.
上帝請給我個指示 我是不是大錯特錯了 God, please give me a sign I'm not doing a big thing badly.
停電了 We just lost power.
整幢樓都停電了 The whole building just lost power.
原來他這么會挑選時機 I didn't know he had that kind of comic timing.
上 篇 完
? 我受了魔鬼蒙蔽 ? ? I was blinded by the devil ?
"Saved" by Bob Dylan
? 出生既已不正 ? ? Born already ruined ?
? 一出娘胎 便已冰冷而死 ? ? Stone-cold dead as I stepped out of the womb ?
? 他的恩澤 觸動了我 ? ? By His grace I have been touched ?
? 他的話語 治愈了我 ? ? By His word I have been healed ?
? 他以親手 助我再生 ? ? By His hand I've been delivered ?
? 他的圣靈 擁有了我 ? ? By His spirit I've been sealed ?
? 我受到了救贖 ? ? I've been saved ?
? 借由羊羔之血 ? ? By the blood of the lamb ?
? 受到救贖 ? ? Saved ?
? 借由羊羔之血 ? ? By the blood of the lamb ?
? 我真高興 ? ? I'm so glad ?
? 是的 我真高興 ? ? All right, I'm so glad ?
? 我真高興 ? ? So glad ?
? 我要感謝主 ? ? Want to thank You, Lord ?
? 我要感謝主 ? ? I just want to thank You, Lord ?
? 是的 ? ? Yes, I do ?
? 我要感謝主 ? ? I want to thank You, Lord ?
? 感謝主 ? ? Thank You, Lord ?
? 感謝主 ? ? Oh, thank You, Lord ?
? 我要感謝主 ? ? I just want to thank You, Lord. ?