This is the story of an extraordinary oyster.
[music] Born from a toxic spill,
he was adopted by humans with his shell brother.
And now, he must hide his secret oyster powers.
[theme music plays]
[electricity zaps]
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[Boyster] Boyster!
[music]
Yee-haw!
Boyster, my knowledge of the laws of aero dynamics
tell me this isn't going to have a happy ending.
Don't worry, Shelby, I know what I'm doing.
Keep it going, Boyster!
Another ten feet and you'll break your own record.
Break it. Break it!
[snapping] Whoa!
[grunting] [yelling]
[rumbling]
[yelling]
Um, this wouldn't happen to have anything
to do with my mutant-oyster DNA, would it?
This seems to be a fascinating case of spontaneous generation.
When you were deprived of the use of your arms,
your body created an addition appendage to defend itself.
This is a protection mechanism, a lightning-speed evolution
in the face of imminent danger.
QED. [clapping]
No applause necessary, but thank you, Boyster.
What? [clapping continues]
Incredible! Your new arm is more intelligent than you are.
[paper crumbles]
- Hmm! - You saved my life!
Welcome to my head.
Hey, you need a name. How about... Andy?
Uh, small problem, Boyster, you can't go out with
that thing on your head. You look like an alien.
Go join the circus.
Yep, you look like a circus alien.
Ow! [giggling]
Looks like Andy's got my back.
[Shelby] For once, Rafik has a point.
How are you and Andy going to manage outside
the house without attracting unwanted attention?
Huh.
I think Andy's got an idea. He's a hand with a plan!
Hmm.
Well, at least you don't look like a circus alien anymore.
Now you just look fashion-challenged.
[Andy growling] [gasps]
Andy was up all night knitting this.
Hey, check out Boyster.
Is that a hat, or did a yarn store throw up on your head?
[all laughing]
No!
[all exclaim]
What do you think of my new style?
It's kinda West coast- rasta-street-trendy-cool...?
Hype.
Boyster, your new look is totally fresh and so original.
- Ah... - I love it!
- Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm.
[groans]
Huh?
[all laughing]
Thanks, Andy. I think we're going to get along just fine.
[up-tempo song plays]
[screams] [groans]
[chuckles]
[cats meowing]
[Andy barks]
Oh, what a day.
I never thought having a third arm would be twice as fun.
Good night, Andy. [snoring]
Hey, what happened to my latest issue of Over-protective Brothers Weekly?
I was in the middle of a fascinating article.
"Why Hover, When You Can Smother?"
[snoring]
[groans] Andy, let me sleep.
Ah! Only Shelby gets up this early.
Andy's right. Brain activity is at its peak in the morning.
Hey-hey. I'm in a Spido-Dude mood today.
Huh, you knitted me undies?
Andy's right again. It's chilly outside.
[bell rings]
- Seriously? - Andy's idea.
I think he's afraid I'll hurt myself.
Hey, what are you doing?
Andy, vegetables don't make people fat.
Heh?
He's talking to one of his pet lice.
Decontamination!
See you tomorrow. Up high.
[grunts] Whoa!
Andy! Rafik just wanted to slap hands.
Phew. At least nothing happened to my limited edition Ninja Gnomes game.
[flat-line sound]
Andy, what are you doing?! It's just a game.
Gnomes! Andy hates them because one almost hurt me.
[grunting] I'm outta here!
You better find a way to get that arm of yours under control, Boyster.
[groans]
Andy, we need to talk.
I know you're only trying to look out for me, but it's gone too far.
Plus, these wool undies really itch.
Ahh. [phone ringing]
[Rafik] Hey, it's me. I'm sorry I went ballistic
on you 'cause of your extra arm and stuff. What do you say
we go to the skate park and forget the whole thing?
Ahh, yeah... [dial-tone]
[groaning loudly]
I've had it up to here with you!
I'm tired of getting bossed around by an arm!
Calm down, Boyster. Andy only wants what's best for you.
[screams] [grunts]
He's out of control! Shelby, do something. Knock him out!
I'm sorry, Boyster, but violence is never the answer.
You need to appeal to reason. Andy, my friend,
apparently Boyster feels that some of the decision...
[tape ripping] [Shelby mumbling]
[crashing] [Shelby screams]
Andy, no!
OK, Andy, you win.
Boyster, what's the deal?!
I waited for you at the skate park for over an hour!
Sorry, Rafik, Andy wants me to clean my room.
And then I have to study... some more.
Spido-Dude, volume 1, number 1?! Are you out of your mind?!
Andy wants me to get rid of all my bad influences.
Hey! [grunts]
Sorry, Rafik, Andy's in charge now.
Well, when I get my butt outta here, I'll show him who's in charge.
Ah! [spitting sound]
[buzzing]
[Andy groans] Huh?
- Shelby, you killed Andy! - He's just asleep.
That's a beddy-bye mosquito from Ecuador.
Who says those hundreds of hours watching
The Nature Channel were a waste of time?
- How long will he be out? - Long enough for us to find a solution.
Every since Andy saved Boyster from the garden gnome,
he has sought to protect at all times.
And ruin my life while he's at it.
[Shelby] Andy's only doing what he thinks is best for you.
But he's got a skewed sense of proportion.
- You mean he's crazy? - We gotta get rid of him.
Fortunately, evolution is a two-way street.
Useless organs will eventually fall off:
butterfly teeth, chihuahua trunks, dolphin hair.
So if we prove that Andy has no purpose he'll just fall off my head!
Correct. According to my calculations,
if you remain in your room and don't do anything except study,
andy will have nothing to do and will fall off in...
...sixty-two years!
Boyster, I waited for you at the skate park for 62 years.
[groans] I have a better idea.
Triple bow-line constrictor. That oughta do it.
Boyster, are you entirely competent in the soundness of your plan?
Andy grew super fast on my head to defend me,
logically, he'll fall off super fast if he can't defend me. QED.
Brilliant theory. I can almost hear myself talking.
Do I really have to wear this?
Yes. We have to recreate the moment Andy appeared.
[grumbling]
He's waking up.
Ha, ha, ha! I am the evil garden gnome,
and I'm going to hurt you!
No, I can't defend myself! If only my third arm could help me!
[Andy grunting]
Uh-oh! It looks like my third arm can't do anything.
It's useless. Useless!
[gasps] It worked!
[all] Huh?
Uh-oh.
[screaming]
You remember when I said we had to appeal to reason?
- Yeah. - I was wrong.
- Now what? - I'm sure he'll calm down.
[both screaming]
[growling] [screams]
[horn honking]
[music]
Andy, calm down! [screams]
[whistling wind]
This is how you protect me?!
[Andy whimpering]
[sighs] Andy, I only know you want what's best for me,
but I have to make those decisions for myself.
No, I'm sorry. It's time for you to go have a life of your own.
I promise I'll always be careful.
[all exclaim]
OK, people, the giant pink spider has been returned to the ZOO.
Move along. Nothing to see here.
[whistling]
Here you go, Andy.
Oops. Guess I got kinda used to having him around.
For you.
It's from Andy! He says he's moved down South
and made some really cool friends.
[music]
[Rafik] Whoo-hoo! Summer vacation!
This is awesome! A whole summer ahead of us and...
Uh, wait, what are you doing? Is that homework?
Just getting a jump on my "What I did on my Summer Vacation"
- assignment, but so far it's kinda boring. - Uh, let's see,
"Day One: Started writing about what I did on my summer..."
Forget that, Boyster, we should do something epic!
- Like, um... - Uh...
Ahem, from my close examination of the movies
Summer Party, Party Summer,
and Summer Party Two: Summer Time/Party Time,
- summer means one thing... - Summer themed movies?
No, a celebratory gathering with invited guests.
Par-tay!
[both] Aww!
[crowd cheering]
[girls] Go, Boyster!
[both] Kings of summer!
Cool.
So hot.
Summer party at my house!
It's gonna be so hot! [all grumbling]
I mean cool. It's gonna be so cool!
[all] Ahh!
Oh, yeah, we're gonna be the kings of summer.
Listen up, dummies.
Why go to a loser party when you come to my bash?
Better games, better food, and best of all,
you can keep it cool in the Oz-man's pool.
Grab your trunks, everyone's invited.
[all] Yay!
A pool party does sound nice.
Except Boyster and Rafik.
[both groan]
Aww, this bites.
Now Ozzy's going to be the king of summer.
Not necessarily. What if we had a pool, too?
Yeah, right, and what if I was the emperor of...
Oh, I get it. Oyster boy to the rescue!
Right, with your water powers
you could make Ozzy's pool look like a finger bowl.
[all laughing]
Wait. What about our parents?
Won't they be a tad perturbed if we dig up the backyard?
They'll never even know.
Ever since Trunky died, they can't even look back here.
Poor, Trunky. He was only 200, that's like a teenager in oak years.
[sobbing] [blows nose]
OK, let's get digging.
What, why me?!
Do you see anyone else here shaped like a giant shovel?
Once we get this pool going, it ill be like
Summer Party Three: everyone into the pool.
You might wanna don some hard hats.
[music]
[breathing heavily]
And I even thought of a drainage system.
OK, now for the water. Boyster.
[all] Yeah!
No one's going to miss a little water for awhile, right?
- Nah. - It'll be fine.
Yeah, you're right.
[rap music plays]
Cannonball!
[both laughing]
That was not very sociable, Oswald.
You don't like it, you can stay out and fry.
This is the only pool party in town.
Now there's another pool party in town.
"Come one, come all, to Boyster and Rafik's water park."
[all cheering]
Don't even think about it.
[both groan]
[chuckles] I think our work here is done.
[pop music plays] [chatting indistinct]
- Great party, Boyster! - Thanks, Alicia.
[both giggling]
- Hey, Shelby, clever disguise. - Thanks, Boyster, it's inspired by
Endless Summer Nine: Grilling and Chilling.
Who wants grilled sausages? [crowd cheering]
[giggling]
[both] Kings of summer!
[gasps] Who ate all the sausages?
[burps]
[Boyster] "Day two: Yesterday's party was great.
Not sure what's in store yet for today..."
[Shelby] I think I might have an inkling.
[indistinct chatter] Huh?
- What's going on? - The party goes on!
Just like in Endless Summer Party: The Party Continues!
I don't know, guys. We gotta undo this.
Mom and Dad are gonna look out the window eventually.
What do you mean you don't run obituaries for trees?
Trunky was part of the family.
[dial tone] [both sobbing]
Plus, we're using a lot of town's water.
Guys?
And Boyster and Rafik's water park is now officially open!
[all cheering]
Rafik, what are you doing?
Hey, Boyster, thanks so much for letting us come over again.
You're the sweetest!
[sighs]
It's good to be the king.
[music]
Hey, Shelby, love the new disguise.
Yes, it's an homage to one of my favorite summer movies,
Tiki Beach Party Summer: Endless Tiki.
Hey, everybody, look at me.
I'm a monster! [all laughing]
Monster? You're insulting an 8,000 year old culture.
Hey, must be some sort of retro oyster-shaped diving board.
Whoo-hoo!
[door opens] Huh?
[gasps] I think I'm ready.
Me too. I feel there's been closure.
Mom, Dad, no. You don't wanna see Trunky like this.
Better remember him as he was.
Oh, he's right. [sobbing] I'm not ready.
[exhales]
I'm bored. This place used to be so cool,
and now it's so ten minutes ago.
- [both] Mm-hmm. - Uh-oh, we got a situation.
- What are we gonna do? - You know, maybe it's all for the best.
I probably shouldn't keep hogging all the water.
Plus, my Mom and Dad nearly busted us.
Bye, Boyster, thanks for the party. I'll see you in three months.
Huh?
Wait, you can't go now. I'm just about to start the...
- Wave machine! - Wave machine?!
[chuckles]
[grunting]
[all exclaim]
[all cheering]
[both sobbing]
Wow...!
[female reporter] ...as some unexplained drought
has left area residents parched and searching for answers.
Swimming pools are empty. Faucets have run dry.
Firefighters are short on water, and have had to battle blazes with ice cream.
Which has led to a severe ice cream shortage.
[crying] [drinking sound]
[female reporter] As springs and creeks have run dry,
the town has witnessed an alarming increase of wildlife sightings.
The question on everyone's cracked lips is,
"where's the water?"
[growling] [drinking]
[Boyster] I think, maybe, we've gone too far.
Let's not go blaming ourselves.
[girl screams] [all clamoring]
I guess it wouldn't be great for our popularity
if all of our friends get eaten.
This is way out of hand. I'm giving the water back.
[grunting]
Uh-oh.
[all gasping]
Cool new water ride! Whoa!
[all whooping]
[wind blowing]
Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.
We can't just leave them down there!
Shelby, come on.
[all] Whoa!
That pipe leads directly into the sewage plant!
- How do you know? - Secrets of Sewage,
every Monday on the Solid Waste Channel.
[both] Eww!
[both gasp]
[grunting] I can't stop the water!
Huh?
But maybe I can speed it up!
[grunting]
[cheering]
Yes!
[rumbling]
[all cheering]
That was cool! [laughing]
Man, I'm hot. I wish we could cool off in a...
- [both] Don't say "swimming pool!" - Oh, right.
Hey, Mom, Dad, glad to see you're feeling ready to come back here.
Yes, I realized Trunky wouldn't have wanted me to mourn forever.
- He loved life too much. - So, you thinking of replanting?
Maybe a dogwood.
No, no, Trunky can never be replaced by another tree.
We've decided the best way to honor his memory is by putting in a...
- swimming pool. - Trunky loved water.
[silence]
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