This is the story of an extraordinary oyster.
Born from a toxic spill,
he was adopted by humans with his shell brother.
And now, he must hide his secret oyster powers.
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Boyster!
The Playbox 3000!
Even more powerful, even faster, even more expensive!
Ow!
Thanks, Rafik. I guess I go a little nuts
when it comes to the new Playbox.
Too bad I'll never have enough money to buy one.
Are you kidding? Our new line of musical shoes
is gonna make us rich!
Yeah!
Um... sorry to interrupt this touching ritual.
But may I remind you that we're here to get my Sukudai DVD signed?
Patience, my adoring fans.
Chef Sukudai may have five stars, but he only has one pen.
Oh, no! Look at this crowd!
Relax, Shelby. Oyster Boy's got you covered.
- Oh! - Huh?
Huh?
Whoa!
Boyster! You know better
than to use your powers in front of all these people!
But who cares?! Chef Sukudai signed my DVD!
Whoa! You stink, bro!
Oh, cod fish! Two pounds, please.
_
Tempura, Sukudai-style!
Tempura, Sukudai-style, Shelby-style.
And for dessert... crépe flambe with green tea!
I'll get it!
Hello, my name is Bruno.
I just moved here, and I don't know anyone.
Wanna come over to my house and hang out?
Cool! Welcome, Bruno!
- My name's Boyster. - Help! Shell flambe!
But right now I have stuff to do. We'll hang out later!
Boyster!
- Welcome to my... oh. - Nice crib!
- Bruno, this is my buddy Rafik. - Sorry, I'm only
allowed to have one friend over at a time.
Oh. Hey! Why don't we all go to the skatepark?
Or why don't we play...
The Playbox 3000!
- You're drooling again. - Sorry, Rafik, but Bruno
can only have one friend at a time! Catch you later. OK?
Yes, OK. Goodbye!
Rafik! Bruno's place is awesome!
He's got all the Spidodude comics, his own hot tub,
- and this humongous TV! - Oh, yeah? Cool.
I was having a pretty awesome time too.
- With my main man, Sherman. - That's Herman.
You bet it is! Don't you just love this guy?
Yesterday, we saw Monsters Vs. Riding Mowers.
And today, we're going to Aquafunland.
Huh?! We were supposed to go together!
Aw, sorry, man. But I'm only allowed to bring one friend at a time.
- Hey! That's our secret handshake! - It is? I must have forgot.
Maybe you and Bruno can come up with a new one. See ya!
Huh?
Oh!
OK, that's enough for today.
Hm...
- Rafik, I gotta talk to you. - One sec.
Ah, go ahead and finish the game with out me, Herman.
OK, Rafik! But it won't be as much fun without my best friend.
Man, you're a card. Sorry, you were saying?
Were you just imitating Herman's voice?
Wow, Boyster! You're really losing it, man.
Why would I imitate Herman's voice when he's sitting right there in my...
Hey Rafik, just because I'm playing your fake friend
doesn't mean I accept fake money.
You paid Herman to be your friend? Why would you...?
Wait a second! You wanted to make me jealous!
Ha! You wish!
- OK, I did. - That's great! So we're still friends!
Boyster!
We're supposed to get together at three, and it's 3:05 already!
- Sorry, Bruno. I... - What Boyster's trying to say is "shove off."
Boyster and I have stuff to do.
No, Boyster and I have stuff to do.
Why don't you go home and play Battle Hamsters?
Why don't you go and soak your head at Aquafunland?
- You're lame! - You're a joke!
OK, guys.
I'll stand in for Boyster. But it's gonna cost you.
Why is friendship so complicated?
Hey, Shelby, I'm trying to mope over here!
Sorry, Boyster. But when two ingredients refuse to blend,
you have to take extreme measures.
That's it! You're right, Shelby!
It worked!
I knew you'd pick me!
- Come on in! - When two ingredients
refuse to blend, you have to take extreme measures!
- Huh? - Here's the way it's gonna be:
We're going over to Rafik's and we're all gonna be friends!
Or we could relax in the Jacuzzi instead!
- No! We're going to Rafik's. - You could have my Playbox 3000!
No!
Rafik is more important than the Playbox! Even the 3000!
If you can't understand that, then I'll go by myself!
You're not going anywhere.
When you taste my oyster sushi,
your mouth will do a little happy dance!
Start by draining the oyster.
Next up, tenderize the oyster meat.
Then stuff the oyster.
And finally, poach the oyster in a warm, aromatic bath.
This is exactly like the things we've been...
Suppertime, Oyster Boy!
Rafik! I'm at Bruno's. You gotta...
What? You chose Bruno over me?!
- No! Listen to me! - No, you listen to me.
Remember when you beat me at Super Sumo Fighter?
Rafik! Stay with me, focus!
Yeah, well, it was bogus!
I threw the game 'cause I felt sorry for you.
You did what?!
Stand back, or I'll eat this!
Your dish won't taste so good with toilet sauce, will it?!
OK, OK. Don't do anything crazy.
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Your Super Sumo skills are totally weak.
Boyster?
All this running around is making me really hungry for sushi!
Sukudai?
Next times you're in the presence of a great chef,
you might want to conceal your oyster sweat.
When I first caught a whiff of your unusual aroma,
I knew I had discovered the most exceptional
ingredient of my career: mutant oyster!
For the ultimate sushi!
Oh, no! I'm too late!
Poor Boyster! You were my best friend!
Huh?
Hello, my name is Bruno!
Get me out of here! Mm?
This evening, on Fallen Stars.
We'll catch up with the world-famous Chef Sukudai.
After ingesting a massive amount of hot sauce,
the sushi superstar lost his sense of taste, and his mind.
I not crazy! I'm telling you, he was a mutant oyster!
Yeah!
Who's ready for my next culinary treat?
Takeout pizza!
Ah!
Rafik, time to pay up.
- There, now you're even. - The Playbox 3000!
You didn't have to do that.
Guess we'll take it back.
Behold my awesomeness!
Wow, that's great, Ozzy, but I think I've seen enough.
You're just jealous 'cause you're not the first middleschooler
ever to make it into Teen Muscle Magazine.
Oh! I'm kinda in it now!
Ooh! Time for my bench presses!
Uh, Ozzy, come on, dude.
- Boyster's not a barbell. - You're right.
He looks more like a dumbbell!
Eight, nine, ten!
Come on, ten more!
- Oof! - This may be news to you, Boyster,
but I'm not a home fitness system.
I'm sorry, Shelby, but I really need to get pumped!
The whole class was laughing at me 'cause I'm such a weakling!
We oysters aren't known for our strength,
but we have other great attributes:
keen intelligence, filter feeding, a talent for origami.
Oh, you're right.
What am I worried about? Let's go grab a snack.
Ow!
Now are you ready to get huge?
Whew! That was some workout, huh?
You've been going for 23 seconds!
Yeah? But look at the result I'm getting!
This isn't working. We need something else.
Now we're talking.
- Hey, watch it! - Oh, sorry.
Didn't see you down there.
- I'm really doing it. - Huh?
Working out like the pros.
I'm gonna be ripped like a ticket stub in no time.
You're never gonna get massive lifting those BD's.
- Huh? - Hm...
That's what you want to be humping.
Are you kidding? That must weigh 500 pounds!
Which means it'll work 500 times faster!
This is science, Boyster. I know what I'm talking about.
Hm... alrighty, then.
Ow!
He did it!
Ah, who needs that place?
- They don't even have a Jacuzzi! - And stay out!
Oh! There's gotta be an easier way to get...
...pumped!
Short cut! That's what I'm all about.
Whoa!
It's like Humungo Man ate a bouncy castle.
- Oh! - Oh! - Hey, ladies.
Let me help you with those heavy trays.
Oh! I just remembered the Algebra Club is meeting now.
We can't miss that. It's Polynominal Day.
Oh, cool! Free lunch!
Oh, Boyster. Why don't you give the lady a hand?
Sure.
- Hey! That's my department! - Not anymore!
Dude, nice! More free food!
Oh, that... that wasn't what you were going for?
Ow!
Hey! Calcium!
Time to make some pearls!
Yeah!
Help me out, would you?
Hm...
What do you think?
Uh, a little too much junk in the trunk.
Yikes! Maybe I overdid it with the calcium!
Due to a freak kiln explosion, Ms. Rubiat cannot make it today.
I will be taking her place.
We'll be working on our portrait painting. Ozzy?
Make sure you capture how the light hits my delts.
Hi, guys.
Oh! Oh...
Oopsies.
You clod!
Look what you did! Now it doesn't look anything like me!
Now it does.
So you think that's funny, do you?
- Now, that's worth painting. - Nurse!
I have no idea what's wrong with you.
So let's just call it a head cold.
Open wide.
Be back to check on you soon!
I feel kinda weird.
Oh, no! More calcium!
That can't be good!
Whoa! Planet Boyster!
Better spit out some pearls.
Ack! I can't! They're too big! What do I do?
Don't sweat it. I've got the perfect plan.
Just lie back and relax.
Ha! Your worries are over, big man.
I'd say they're just beginning.
No way, it's genius! You're just a giant soccer ball,
rolling down a hallway. What could go wrong?
No giant soccer balls allowed in school!
Man, they really think of everything in this place.
Giant soccer ball!
Oh!
Oh, huckleberries.
Return to base. Return to base!
Yeah! Shelby will know how to fix this!
I have no idea how to fix this.
I do!
How did I do? Did the pearls come out?
Hm. According to my calculations, to dislodge those
pearls, one would need the equivalent impact of 50 Rafiks.
Hey! We may not have 50 Rafiks, but I know where
we can find five super-pumped-up strong men!
That might just suffice.
- Hey! - Ow!
What are you wusses gonna do about it?
Get him!
- Yay! - Whoa, it's raining medicine balls!
Oh, no!
- We got to do something. - We'll never get there in time.
Ah!
- Huh? - Huh?!
I may not be strong,
but I'm pretty good at stretching.
Uh-huh.
And that's OK with me. Yeah!
Are you OK?
I don't know. My stomach feels weird.
- Wanna hit the nurse's office? - Hey! I need to work on my triceps.
But where am I gonna find the right weight?
Oh! Here we go!
Come on, Oz. Why don't you give the kid a break?
Don't worry about it.
Ow!
You know what? I feel better now.
What was that?
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