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Wow!
Check out the hero's welcome we're getting for restoring
all those superheroes' powers yesterday.
No one's even looking at us.
Exactly.
That's the highest form of flattery.
They feel unworthy to even set eyes on such greatness.
Jeez. Enough praise.
You're embarrassing me.
We are pretty awesome.
Hey, we should document our heroism.
Dear future generations of people and/or cyborgs,
yesterday humanity was saved from the forces of evil
and you may be wondering who did it.
Look no further.
It was yours truly, Oliver.
And yours truly, Kazimieras.
Kazimieras?
Yeah. That's my real name.
But I go by Kaz because nobody can spell Kazimieras.
Especially me.
K-A-Z-I, K-A-Z-E.
It's impossible!
I've known you since we were three.
How could you never have told me that?
What's the big deal?
There are hundreds of secrets I've kept from you.
Like the fact that I've been stealing the meat
out of your sandwiches every day for five years.
I wondered why my mom was always making me cheese sandwiches.
Sometimes it was only bread!
Best friends do not keep secrets from each other.
Unlike you, Skylar doesn't keep any secrets from me.
Right, Skylar?
Uh, right.
I would never keep anything from you.
Shame on you, Kaz.
Shame. On. You.
(Alarm buzzing)
Neocortex!
What's wrong? Oh, no.
Something bad always happens whenever I get treated by you two guys.
First of all, it's Doctor You-Two-Guys,
and she's already treating those two guys.
Fine.
I was attacked by Spark Plug and the Silver Shield.
What? But they're superheroes.
Why would they attack you?
Because you roll your eyes and sigh at everyone?
(Sighs) No, I do not.
Anyway, I read their minds right before Spark Plug shorted out my powers.
They're both working for the Annihilator now.
Oliver: Oh, no!
Do you know what this means?
The new Spark Plug movie needs a quick rewrite?
No, Spark Plug and the Silver Shield were both at Mighty Med yesterday.
Maybe there's a mole here who's secretly working
with the Annihilator and turning superheroes evil!
Ugh.
Some people.
Shame on them.
Shame. On. Them.
I know who it is.
It's so obvious.
She's standing right in front of us.
It's Mesmera!
She's wearing an eye patch!
The only people who wear eye patches are villains.
Or patients being treated for pink eye... hand.
♪ Okay, yo! ♪
♪ Everyday's an adventure ♪
♪ You never know by the looks on our face ♪
♪ Leave class early, work at 3:30 ♪
♪ Hit the comic store, read up before the journey ♪
♪ If we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours ♪
♪ Everybody says that we shouldn't worry ♪
♪ But have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney? ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? You never know ♪
♪ But, you know, we Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ♪
♪ Save the people that save people after classes ♪
♪ We flip the page and jump to action ♪
♪ They call us Normo, normally fantastic ♪
♪ Seeing superheroes that we only imagined ♪
♪ This type of life you got to have fight ♪
♪ Put up your fist and fight for what's right ♪
♪ Never can tell what we see is out of sight ♪
♪ Do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight ♪
♪ Will we save the world today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we all be safe today? You never know ♪
♪ Will we fly away or stay? You never know ♪
♪ But, you know, we Mighty Med, team up and let's go! ♪
I called Agent Blaylock an hour ago to fill him in.
What's taking him so long?
We don't need him.
We'll figure out who the mole is ourselves.
Now these are the superheroes who turned evil,
whose powers were in the Annihilator's lair.
These are the superheroes who turned evil
who were recently treated at Mighty Med,
and these are the superheroes who owe me money.
You loaned money to High Roller?
He's got a huge gambling problem.
He's never gonna pay you back!
He better.
This grease board was expensive.
What's that?
It's The Beginner's Guide to Turning Superheroes Evil.
I thought it might give us some insight.
Oh, and check it out, Crimson Demon wrote a review:
"A must read.
Seriously, read this or I'll burn your face off."
(Panting)
Agent Blaylock! Why are you so winded?
I ran all the way here from my office!
How far away is it?
On the other side of that wall.
But the floor slopes uphill a little, and I had pancakes for lunch and...
Heck, I don't have to explain myself to you!
Now what do you need?
Look, superheroes are turning evil, You think I don't know what's happening?
I'm on it.
So you two guys mind your own business.
He was talking to us, Dr. You-Two-Guys.
Now I have to go all the way back to my office.
Luckily, it's downhill on the way back.
Wait.
I just figured out who the mole is.
Who at Mighty Med has the strongest motive to betray the superhero world?
I give up.
You didn't even try.
It's Alan.
What?
No way. Think about it.
Who is totally power hungry,
and who brought the Dyad of Nebulon to Wallace and Clyde?
I give up.
Alan!
You are terrible at this!
Wait, no.
It couldn't possibly be Alan, because he doesn't wear an eye patch.
I'm telling you, Alan's a mole.
He's not a mole.
I'm a mole!
Alan... what the heck?
I got scared and turned partway into a mole.
By the way, be careful by the cafeteria.
I made a molehill.
Then I made a mountain out of it.
Okay, that doesn't prove that Alan's the mole.
Hey, check out what Mesmera gave me.
Okay, now that proves it.
I don't know why you signaled me to bring you here.
I can do this myself.
I know, but I needed a change of scenery.
Yeah, there's too much black in your prison cell.
Your suit is black, the walls are black.
It's depressing!
Our plan is working perfectly.
Once you turn Blue Tornado evil,
he'll be the latest hero to join my army of villains.
There is one small problem.
Kaz and Oliver know there's a mole in the hospital.
Then you need to do something to throw them off our scent.
Horace: I'm up the hallway.
Someone's coming! Quick!
Go back through the portal!
(Grunting)
Horace!
Why, hello!
Skylar, I'm glad I ran into you.
Now that you've had your powers restored,
The last thing you need is to try to capture a villain
only to shoot fire out of your ears instead.
Although that would be hilarious.
Uhh!
You look different.
Were you wearing a top hat a minute ago?
Um, no.
Too bad.
I was gonna ask to borrow it.
I love top hats!
Bottom hats are the worst.
Anyway, I should run those tests now.
Do we really need to?
I'm kind of busy.
And all my powers are working fine.
Watch.
Explode!
See? I'm fine.
So we good?
I guess.
Well, what's wrong?
To be honest, I was kind of hoping for fire to shoot out of your ears.
I'm telling you, I'm not the mole. I'm innocent!
If you're innocent, why are you squirming?
Because of that spotlight in my face!
Okay, Spotlight, get out of his face.
We're going to get the truth out of you eventually.
There's no use keeping secrets.
Funny you should be talking about not keeping secrets, Kazimieras.
If that is your real name.
Yeah, that is my real name.
Look, you're being too soft on Alan.
Let me handle this.
All right, punk, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.
I take it that was the hard way.
Quiet!
(Pants ripping)
Did you just rip your pants?
No.
I know who the mole is.
I searched every nook and cranny in this hospital,
and also on this English muffin.
Mmm-mm-mm!
Mmm!
I already know who the mole is.
Of course you do, because it's you!
What?
Ha!
You knew it was Oliver?
No, I just figured out the punchline of a joke I was told three years ago.
You're working with the Annihilator?
Talk about keeping secrets, I don't even know what to say.
But I do know what to do.
Together: Oh, yeah. He did it.
Look, I swear, I'm not the mole!
I know it's you, Oliver.
I searched every locker in Mighty Med, and guess what I found in yours?
I give up.
You didn't even try!
I found this device.
You use this to turn superheroes evil.
Shame on you Oliver.
Shame. On. You.
I have no idea how this got in my locker!
Look, someone must be trying to frame me!
Then why did I also find this?
The Beginner's Guide to Turning Superheroes Evil.
That is my book, but I was reading it to figure out who the mole is.
Alan wasn't even in Mighty Med when the crimes occurred.
And he's not smart enough to have done this.
The boy is dumb as dirt.
Thank you.
Wait...
And how do you explain this confession signed by you?
Hold on, this isn't Oliver's handwriting.
Whoever wrote this dotted the 'i's with hearts.
Oliver dots his 'i's with stars.
Yeah, because stars are cool.
Hearts are for girls.
He was right. Someone did plant this stuff in his locker.
Please, just give us some time to clear his name.
I'll tell you what.
Since it's time for my end-of-the-day nap, I'll give you till I wake up.
So you have 12 hours.
Hello, Skylar.
Try doing that with a bottom hat.
What are you doing in Neocortex's room?
(Stammering) I heard he wasn't eating his canned peaches,
and... they're my favorite.
Mmm.
They're so good.
Those are his tonsils.
Anyway, I need you to complete this paperwork
before you check out of the hospital.
Wait. What do you mean, check out?
I have to leave?
Well, there's no reason for you to stay
since your powers are all working fine.
So just sign these papers and fill out this customer survey.
I already answered the first question for you.
You rated my top hat "five top hats."
In Mighty Med, we rate things with top hats, because I love top hats!
But I can't leave.
I still have things I need to do here.
Oh, I get it.
You're feeling sentimental.
I am, too.
I mean, I remember when you were this big.
But out you go. You have two minutes.
Actually, I just remembered I can't go,
because my powers have started acting all wonky.
Watch.
Explode!
See?
Wonky, wonky, wonky.
Wow.
I remember when you were this big.
Well, I guess I better stay for more tests.
I have to prep Neocortex for surgery, then we'll run your tests.
But we can't do them on an empty stomach, so...
you need to finish these tonsils.
Eat up!
Since the mole is targeting injured heroes in the hospital,
Neocortex might be the next victim.
Okay, I'll deal with Neo.
You set up my phone to secretly film the mole trying to turn him evil.
Where should we hide it?
Not in your pants.
Not in my pants.
Where else is there?
Just hide it on the counter.
Neocortex, someone in Mighty Med and we want to see if they'll go after you.
Yeah, so we need to just leave you here, totally helpless, tied to the gurney,
under sedation, completely at risk.
But this does not sound like a good plan.
He's right, it's too dangerous.
And you are too important a superhero for us to put you at...
Wow. That put him to sleep fast.
What's in there, geometry?
Okay, we need to get all these people out of here
so the mole can turn Neo evil.
All right.
Oh, I know what to do.
Attention! Everyone, clear the area!
A toxic chemical may have been released accidentally.
(Clears throat) Attention!
Everyone, there is white cheddar cheese popcorn in the break room!
I hope this works.
This is my only chance to clear my name.
Which, by the way, is Oliver.
Because unlike you, I don't keep secrets.
Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?
There are plenty of things that you haven't told me.
Like what?
Like the fact that you're afraid of elbows.
They're so wrinkly!
And how do you know that?
I read it in your feelings journal.
That stuff is supposed to be secret!
Aha! See?
I thought friends weren't supposed to keep secrets from each other.
That's why I read your feelings journal, to keep you from being a bad friend.
How did I end up losing this argument?
Stop! It's not funny!
Stop it.
(Distant grunting)
What happened to Neocortex?
I give up.
(Growling) Someone turned him evil!
Check the video! We can see who the mole is!
You may be wondering who did it.
Look no further.
It was yours truly, Oliver.
It was you! I solved the crime!
See? I'm not dumb as dirt.
Dirt couldn't have figured this out.
Stupid dirt.
I'm gonna go tell Agent Blaylock!
Alan, don't! I'm innocent!
Yeah, someone clearly edited that video to make him look guilty.
Not so fast!
That's weird.
I was trying to levitate you, but I turned you into tortoises.
Oliver: Ohh, Kaz, you're so wrinkly!
It's like your whole body is an elbow!
Kaz: Alan, turn us back right now!
Okay, if you just hold perfectly still,
I'm going to walk that way and tattle on you.
Oliver: Hurry, we have to get to Blaylock before Alan does!
Run!
Kaz: Hey, slow down! Wait for me!
Phase 2 of our plan is almost complete. Excellent.
And now that Oliver has taken the fall, no one will suspect you.
Oh, and be more careful next time
you close the space port... (Distant thud)
Ohh! What did I just say?
What's going on here?
Agent Blaylock! What are you doing here?
Well, I woke up to change couches...
but now I see you were the mole all along.
Oliver isn't guilty.
You planted that evidence in his locker.
Well, you got me.
Aren't you the clever one?
Actually, my older brother is the clever one.
He went to MIT.
I'm just a glorified security guard.
But I'm going to have to destroy all evidence that points back to me.
And the first item on the list is you.
(Distant laser fire)
Kaz: Something's going down in the rec room.
Maybe it's the mole! Let's go!
Dude, pick up the pace.
You run like you're 100 years old.
For all I know, I am!
Why didn't I just take a nap in my car?
Ohh. Ahh.
Alan's powers wore off. Not completely.
I am totally craving lettuce right now.
You won't get away with this.
You'll never stop me and the Annihilator.
Especially if you keep taking 12-hour naps.
And if you're a statue.
Of course I couldn't stop you if I were a statue. That's obvious.
Why would you even use an example like that?
You're about to turn me into a statue, aren't you?
I can't believe it.
Skylar's the mole?
Wow.
You must be having a lot of mixed feelings right now.
I want to be surprised when I read your feelings journal.
What do we do?
We have to tell the League of Heroes
that Skylar is working with the Annihilator.
We can't.
We don't know who we can trust anymore.
Agent Blaylock!
I can prove now that Oliver is the mole.
You do realize he's a statue, right?
I knew that.
And I bet you two did this to cover your tracks, didn't you?
How could we do that? We don't have any powers.
And up until two minutes ago we were tortoises.
And whose fault is that?
Yours!
Then who did it? Who's the mole?
Um...
We don't know.
But Blaylock does.
Maybe I can use my powers to change him back and then he can tell us.
Alan: Yeah, this could be a problem.
Kaz: That's right. You better run!