All: # We are the Crystal Gems #
♪ we'll always save the day ♪
Steven: # and if you think we can't #
All: # we'll always find a way #
- # that's why the people # - # of this world #
- Garnet: # believe in... # - # Garnet #
- # Amethyst # - # and Pearl #
♪ And Steven! ♪
1x20 - "Coach Steven"
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[whirring]
Steven: Whoa! What magical place of mysteries is this?
- Amethyst: Well ... - Pearl: Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
This was once a communication hub for gem kind.
But lately, it's begun transmitting bursts
- of electromagnetic interference. - Steven: What's that mean?
- Garnet: It's hurting television. - Steven: No!
I'll save you, television! Hyah! [grunting]
Amethyst: Sorry, but we need a Steven at least
[deep voice] this strong for this job.
Steven: [gasps] It's all the me I could be! [grunting]
Pearl: Amethyst, we could be here all day
taking out each of these pillars individually.
Amethyst: [normal voice] Ugh, I hate it when you're right.
You get this look on your face.
- Yeah, that's the one. - Pearl: What we need is a
- well-thought-out plan. - Garnet: No. What we need is Sugilite.
- Amethyst, fuse with me. - Both: What?! [squeals]
[laughs]
Yeah! Let's mash it up!
- Bigger! Badder! Better! [laughing maniacally] - Steven: Hold your horses!
- Are you guys going to become a gem fusion? - Amethyst: Ahh!
- Both: Ahhhhhhh! - Pearl: Wait!
[sighs] Garnet, think about this.
You and Amethyst can be a little [chuckles] unstable when your
personalities combine. We need to be careful. Fuse with me instead.
Garnet: We don't need to be careful. We just need to be huge.
- Amethyst: Oh, yeah! Let's wreck this joint! - Garnet: Synchronize.
[dance music plays]
Steven: What ... what ... Pearl, come on. I want to see.
[music continues]
[laughs] I forgot how great it feels to be me.
- Steven: That's Sugilite? - You got it, baby.
- Hey, Steven, want to see something cool? - Steven: Yeah!
[gasps]
- You like that, little man? - Steven: Are you gonna smash
- stuff with your wrecking-ball thingy? - That's the plan.
- Where should I start? - Steven: Do that one!
- Pearl: Steven, I think we should go. - Steven: No way! This is awesome!
- Pearl: Watch it! [grunts] - Steven: Aah!
Pearl: Steven! Ugh! You're just too much!
Maybe you're just too little!
- Pearl: Steven, we're going. - Steven: What?! I'm fine! What about Sugilite?
- Pearl: She can find her own way home. - Steven: Aw.
- [door chimes] 'Sup? - Whoa, Steven!
- What happened to you? - Steven: Oh, just a little battle damage
- from our last mission. - Really?
- Like what? - Steven: I got hit by a rock!
[both laugh] It must not have been a very big rock.
Steven: Well, there's... internal bleeding.
My hurt is on the inside!
- Oh, okay. - Toughen up, Steven.
- Steven: You're right. I'm soft. - If I weren't so modest, I'd whip out my
sweet six-pack and show you what [straining] a real man looks like.
[grunts]
[lid pops]
Yeah, I'm not gonna say thanks. [chuckles]
Steven: That's it! We all need a workout. Let's do it.
Let's work out together. You could beat up Lars, and
you don't have to starve to death if Sadie divorces you.
- We're not married. - Steven: And I know just the
guy to help us out.
[snoring] Steven: Wow, this looks great.
- Wha... what? - Steven: Hey, dad.
Hey, Steven. You like it? It's the best I could do on such short notice.
- No kidding. - Well, I might join you kids,
show you how it's done. I've been slacking
on my workout routine for a few weeks ... months ... years.
- [coughing] Decades. - Steven: Sure.
The more the meatier! Oh! We'll need sweatbands. [panting]
Hey, Pearl. Come to check out some buff studs?
Pearl: No.
- Steven, what on Earth are you up to? - Steven: We're starting a gym.
I'ma get supa-strong! Like Sugilite!
- Pearl: You know, maybe this isn't a good idea. - Steven: What? I want to be strong
- so I can be useful to the team. - Pearl: There are different
- ways of being strong. - Steven: But I want to be strong in the real way.
- Come on, Pearl. Let's get beefy! - Pearl: I'd rather not.
[sighs] [mid-tempo music plays]
Steven.
♪ Why do you have to look up to her? ♪ ♪ aside from in a literal sense ♪
♪ don't you know that a power that big ♪
♪ comes with a bigger expense? ♪
♪ and can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous ♪
♪ I'm telling you for your own good ♪
♪ and not because I'm... ♪
♪ I could show you how to be strong ♪ ♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I know that we can be strong ♪ ♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
♪ and when I talk, it lights a fire in you ♪
[rock music plays]
Steven: Who's ready to get buff?! I don't want to see your gut!
I want to see your guts!
♪ I can show you how to be strong ♪ ♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I know that we can be strong ♪ ♪ in the real way ♪
♪ and I want to inspire you ♪
Pearl: # I want to be your rock #
Both: # and when I talk, it lights a fire in you #
♪ I want to inspire you ♪
♪ I want to be your rock ♪
♪ and when I talk, it lights a fire in you ♪
[all grunt] [all groan]
[panting] Hey, Steven, maybe, um,
- you could work out a bit, too. - Steven: Huh? I've been.
We've been working out. You've just been singing some dumb song.
- But you're doing a great job pumping us up. - Steven: Thanks, but I need to
get strong, too. I'm switching to four-wheel drive.
[panting]
[sea gulls squawking]
Steven, come on! We're ready to get started.
We can't work out without your mad coaching skills! [groans]
Be there in a sec!
[groans, grunts]
[groaning]
So sore from getting ripped.
Pearl: I don't understand. Amethyst and Garnet
still aren't back yet. I tried to warp back to
check on them, but the warp pad is down.
- [thudding] Aah! - What's that out in the water?
Are you seeing this, too?
- Pearl: Wha... - Both: Wha...
[gasps]
[groans] [thudding continues]
- What the hey is that? - Aah! [grunts]
[all screaming]
- I'm bored! - Steven: It's Sugilite!
- Pearl: Y-You're back! - You left me behind.
Pearl: We just thought you didn't need any help.
Now, why don't you separate, and we can all
- sit down and relax? - No!
- Steven: Pearl! - Pearl: [grunts] Listen to me.
You've been fused for too long. You're losing yourselves.
I am myself, and I'm sick of being split up!
So you better get used to me, baby, and get this
- junk off my beach! - Steven: Why is she wrecking dad's gym?
- Why is she attacking you? - Pearl: Steven, get out of here.
Steven: Aah!
[grunts] I can't move.
- What? You want to fight? - Pearl: You'll thank me later! [grunts]
- Come on, kid! - Steven: Dad, no! Pearl!
[both gasp] You think you're something?
You... [grunts] ain't... nothing!
- Both: Aah! - Steven: [grunts] My muscles.
Pearl: Steven! [groans] I'm sorry, Steven...
Garnet, Amethyst.
I wasn't strong enough to protect you.
- I'm not strong enough to do anything. - Steven: Come on, Pearl! Don't give up!
- I know you can take her down! - Pearl: I can't.
Steven: Yes, you can! Come on. You always know what to do!
You've got to show her what you showed me ...
that you're strong, Pearl ... strong in the real way!
[grunts]
- What?! You want some more?! - Pearl: Anytime!
You're no match for me! Not even close!
- Steven: Go! - Get back here!
[laughs] Nice try.
[grunts]
[gasps] [grunts]
Is that all you got? You think that's enough to beat ... ugh!
- Pearl: Amethyst! Garnet! Are you okay? - Garnet: [weakly] Yeah.
Sugilite just overworked our bodies.
It's a little painful.
Amethyst: And I've got a monster headache. [both groaning]
- Pearl: Oh. [chuckles] Whoops. - Steven: Pearl, you did it!
[panting] Thanks. You make a good coach.
Pearl [groans] we should have listened. You were right.
- Yeah. I was right. - Steven: Go, Pearl!
Pearl: Come on! I feel great! Who's up for a mission?
Amethyst: How long is she going to keep this up?
Garnet: We deserve it. Take it like a gem.
- Uh, what the heck just happened? - Steven: Drop and give me 20!
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