When you`re a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle,
a lot of weird things happen.
Some you can handle. Some you can`t.
Like when Master Splinter went missing
after our victory over The Shredder.
How could he be gone?
And things only got weirder
when we found that aliens had taken Master Splinter...
Look.
And had him floating in some bizarre container.
When we confronted the aliens...
I can`t move my feet!
Everything just vanished.
Or maybe we dld.
Whatever happened, I don`t think any of us were prepared
for how much weirder Iife was about to get.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count it off!
One, two, three, four
- Turtles - Mutant chain reaction
- Turtles - Living underground
- Turtles - Ninjitsu actlon
- Turtles - It`s a shell of a town
Turtles, count it off!
Live by the code of the martial arts
Never fight unless someone else starts
Always stick together, no matter what
If all else falls, then it`s time to kick butt
I love belng a
I love belng a turtle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles, count It off!
One, two, three, four
- Turtles - There`s no one better
- Turtles - Watch out for Shredder!
- Turtles - They`re Ilke no others
- Turtles - Those teenage brothers
One, two, three, four
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Oh, dear.
Bravo team to base.
We`ve got that Fugitoid cornered in sector 4.
Roger. Bag him and tag him, Bravo.
General Blanque wants it in one piece.
That was unpleasant.
Take cover.
This Fugitoid`s got some kind of secret weapon.
No, l don`t.
I feel like l`ve been turned inside out and back again.
What happened?
That light. The strange lab.
Those weird robot aliens. Where`d they go?
You mean, where`d we go?
Someplace l don`t think we`re supposed to be.
The natives don`t look too friendly.
I think our best defense might be...
some serious butt-kicking ninja action.
Fire at will.
Coming back at you, Raph.
You`re mine, alien freak.
Not today, chumley.
Bravo to base. We need backup.
My word.
Those fellows are making short work of these troops.
But l still need a way out of here.
One benefit of this robotic body is its sheer strength.
L can`t just run out on those little guys.
They`ve been ever so helpful.
What the shell was that all about?
Whatever it was, it`s not over.
Look!
Well, guys. Fight or flight?
I vote fight.
You always vote fight.
Excuse me.
Hello. Terrapin beings.
Yes, you. This way, quickly.
Ready. Aim. Fire.
Hurry. Hurry.
Those Federation troops won`t give up the chase so easily.
Coming through, slowpoke.
Another dead end.
And here comes the unwelcome wagon.
Quick. Into that truck.
No. l hate heights.
How do you feel about laser guns?
Down, down, and away!
I don`t like this!
Alpha to base.
We lost the Fugitoid.
You what?
Search the entire sector.
Find that Fugitoid!
Where are we?
Something tells me this ain`t Manhattan.
I`m not even sure we`re on Earth.
Earth. Is that your home planet?
I don`t believe it`s in this galaxy.
At least l`ve never heard of it.
Are you the dominant species on your planet?
Where are we?
Calm down, son.
You`re on the planet D`Hoonnib in the Sidion system.
Federation territory.
A different galaxy?
Master Splinter is so far away, so helpless.
We have to help Master Splinter.
We`ll find a way, Leo.
We don`t even know how we got zapped here in the first place.
That question has been vexing me.
How did you materialize like that?
Guys, you can compare theories later.
Right now, we`ve got company.
More of those bozos.
Don`t look now, but those bozos brought a tank.
How come bad guys always have all the great toys?
You`re surrounded.
Come out with your appendages where we can see them.
Fan out. Search the street.
Check out these fancy sewers. Clean enough to eat off of.
If only we had something to eat.
Whoa.
Bizarro world.
So, what is your story?
Why are those soldiers after you?
Yes, l do owe you a full explanation.
You see, l am Professor Honeycutt.
Or at least l used to be.
L was the most brilliant scientist on D`Hoonnib.
I had just completed my mental-wave helmet,
a device for boosting mind powers
like telepathy and telekinesis,
when l was rudely interrupted by General Blanque.
Just because he`s the head
of the Federation military in this sector,
he thinks he can call any time he wants.
You see, the good general wanted me
to build my teleportal device,
a device capable of transporting beings from planet to planet.
I invented the teleportal as a way to promote peace.
But General Blanque had other ideas.
He wanted to use it as a weapon for death and destruction.
And that is why, even though he was funding my work,
l could never build it for him.
It was then that l received a distress call
from my worker robot, Sal.
He had become entangled in some wires.
An electrical storm was brewing.
And we were struck by lightning.
The lightning must have triggered by mental-wave helmet.
My body was destroyed.
But my mind was transferred into Sal`s robotic shell.
Apparently, the good general had been constantly spying on me
and was well aware of my transference
into this robot body.
He was overjoyed. You see, robots have no rights.
The general could do anything he liked with me now.
The teleportal l wouldn`t give him when l was human
he could take from me now that l became a robot.
He sent his men after me.
But with the help of some large hermit-crablike creatures,
l was able to elude Blanque`s soldiers.
At least until l came to the city.
Which is where you came in.
Guys, are you thinking what l`m thinking?
That an extra-large serving of Kung Pao chicken
would be really good right now?
The professor`s teleportal. Right?
Right.
If the professor here...
can build his teleportal...
then we could use it to go home.
Home.
Don`t get me wrong, Professor Roboto.
These sewers on your planet are nice.
But they don`t have that same sewer-fresh stank
our sewers have.
How do they keep these sewers so clean?
Probably something to do with that.
Oh, dear.
It`s gaining on us.
I don`t think we can outrun it.
Then it looks like it`s time to rage against the machine.
If you guys can slow it down, l think l can stop it.
I`ve got an idea.
Mikey, think fast.
Hurry, Donny.
Donny, l don`t know how long we can hold this thing.
Raph, toss me a sai.
See? Piece of cake.
I can`t believe,
with all the Federation technology at our disposal,
we can`t find one blasted Fugitoid.
General Blanque.
There`s a disturbance in the sewers.
Wait. We`ve got them, sir.
Sector 8.
General Blanque to all units. Cordon off sector 8.
Destroy the four terrapin creatures.
But the Fugitoid must be unharmed.
Repeat. The robot must be unharmed.
If you`ll forgive my asking, sir...
What is so important about this teleportal device?
It`s useful transportation, but...
lt`s much more than that.
It holds the key to the balance of power in our galaxy.
Lf not the universe.
As a weapon, the teleportal is unparalleled.
It could be used to secretly transport
our newest nuclear-fusion bombs
into the middle of enemy spacecraft.
Into the center of unsuspecting enemy cities.
Even to the center of an enemy planet.
I could bring our enemies to their knees
and raise the Federation flag across the entire galaxy.
But our enemies.
If they knew about this technology,
they`d stop at nothing to get it.
Exactly.
The teleportal must be ours.
The Fugitoid must be captured.
These soldiers are everywhere.
Lndeed.
We`ve got to get out of the city fast.
Raphael, we`re gonna need some transportation.
Back in two.
I`ll keep an eye on him.
Now to find something to eat.
Which sewer entrance were we supposed to be watching again?
Yo. Pal.
Mind if l borrow your tank?
Hi, guys.
Bye, guys.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, ninja turtle!
Sometimes l hate being me.
Well, if l`m going down,
at least l`m going down fighting!
Quit fooling around, Mikey.
We got to pick up the others.
Nothing like riding in style.
Couldn`t you have boosted something less conspicuous?
Something that might blend in better?
Are you kidding?
This puppy`s almost invisible, it blends so well.
Hey! That`s my tank. They stole my tank.
Yeah. Real invisible.
Donny, return fire.
In a minute.
My D`Hoonnibian is a little rusty.
Donny, you better figure out how to fire this puppy
or we`re gonna be smoked turtle meat in a can.
Perhaps l can be of some service.
One of the perks of this robot body.
Yes. I have weapons control.
Tell me you`re not playing chicken, Raph.
A turtle is never a chicken.
Now, Doc.
Fire!
We have another one on our tail.
Not for long.
There`s one more up ahead.
Fire!
Move in.
Imbeciles!
I thought l gave the order
that the Fugitoid should not be harmed!
They`re not here, sir.
They must have evacuated the vehicle before it exploded.
Find them, soldier. Find them.
Now, where did those little fellows go?
How do you know
all those wonderful disappearing techniques?
Deploy all units.
Destroy anyone or anything that gets in the way.
Hunt down that Fugitoid and bring it to me.
Do you have the information we discussed?
Lf you have the grease.
Look in the box.
Nothian pleasure gems.
Enough for a lifetime.
First things first, my friend.
My superiors are very interested in the teleportal.
Tell me everything you know about this Fugitoid.
Everything.