Sugar,
spice...
and everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen
to create the perfect little girl.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added
an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Chemical X.
[explosion]
Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!
Using their ultra-superpowers,
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
NARRATOR: The town of Townsville,
a simple little town of law-abiding folk.
Forgot my...
Hey, you can't come in here like that.
Oh, huh huh.
Pardon.
That's more like it.
[telephone ringing]
Sheriff, dentist, window maker,
blacksmith's office.
Sure, please hold.
Excuse me, Mr. Sheriff, Dentist,
Window Maker, Blacksmith,
Mr. Bell called from the saloon.
He needs a re-glass on his front window.
Ok, Ms. Bellum.
I'll get on it right after this job.
Huh. Better put this one back on the coals.
Ok, you can rinse now.
Suddenly, out of the west,
approaches a presence so evil,
so ominous, so fearful...
Yah!
So malevolent, so sinister,
so...
short--
Yes, Mojo the Kid and his faithful steed burrito.
Si.
Uh-oh. This doesn't look good.
Uh, say that again?
All right, you need to go back to the end of the line
and fill out a withdrawal slip.
Ok, anyone in line for deposit only
or a tonsil removal, DMV registration...
I just love doing that.
Suddenly, Mojo the Kid busts in!
All right, nobody move!
Read this to him.
Uh, A-E-I-O...
[mumbling]
Give me that!
I, Mojo the Kid, hereby intend to rob this bank
by forceful means, and--
I, Mojo the Kid, hereby intend to rob this bank
by forceful withdrawal of its funds,
therefore removing by force
all acceptable forms of currency
and surrender them unto my possession.
Hmph!
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, yeah, right.
Look, you need to fill out this robbery slip
and go wait in line with the others.
Hey, um, what's today's date?
You got a pen that writes?
All right!
Where's them broken windows?
So, you're the famous sheriff, dentist,
blacksmith, window maker.
Well, there is a new sheriff, dentist,
blacksmith, window maker in town
and his name is Mojo the Kid.
I will return tomorrow at 12 noon
to rob the 2nd bank ever.
And when Mojo the Kid-- that's me--
returns at 12 noon tomorrow, I want you out of this town.
Ok.
♪ I get to go out of town ♪
[scatting]
And so Mojo the Kid robs the first bank ever.
Then, exiting the building guns a-blazing,
he calls for his faithful steed burrito.
Si.
He makes his grand escape...
Yeow!
And he rides off into the sunset.
Ow, ow, ow, ow...
Oh, no.
What will the people of Townsville do?
Well, what are we going to do?
I say we get ourselves a posse
and shoot him down like a dog.
Shoot him? With what?
Can't use no guns on TV, you nitwit!
[jabbering]
S-S-S-Sock him in the head with the...
Hammer?
[jabbering]
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Governor,
we can talk to him real nice like
and ask him to leave us alone.
Why? Why?
Why did you have to make the biggest guy in town
the stupidest?
Talk to him?
He ain't going to leave nobody alone no-how,
nowhere, no-what,
long as he be going around with that big, bang, bazoomin',
banana-shooting thing
going pow-pow-pow over the folks' heads!
[sobs]
We's doomed!
It's all right, maw.
It's all right.
[clears throat]
I have an idea.
Why don't we ask that crazy inventor
who lives on the edge of town to help us?
Say, I know!
Why don't we ask that crazy inventor
who lives on the edge of town to help us?
[cheering]
[sighs]
Hmm.
Let's see here.
Sassafras,
arsenic,
and everything old-fashioned.
Hmm. I'm missing something.
There's his house.
Maybe he's in the john.
[explosion]
Boy, he had to go bad.
Professor Utonium, you gots to help us.
Mojo the Kid has robbed the first bank ever.
Yeah.
And he's thrown the sheriff out of town.
Yeah.
[inhales]
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Wait! He's trying to say something.
[mumbling]
Muh-muh-muh...
marshmallow macaroon?
Give me that.
[coughs]
Boys, I've just invented a solution to all your troubles.
Citizens of Townsville, I give you Blossom,
Bubbles, and Buttercup--
the Steamypuff Girls!
Uh, pardon, Mr. Utonium, sir,
but how's them 3 little girlie girls
supposed to protect us from Mojo the Kid?
Um, girls?
We'll knock him to Knoxville!
We'll nail him to Salem!
We'll smack him, uh, sort of,
to Florida?
That's not a city, it's a state, dumb-dumb.
I know, but it rhymes.
Whatever.
Girls, let's show them what we got.
[grunting]
Oops. Heh heh heh.
I forgot.
[cheering]
Hey, man, do you see what I see?
Yoo-hoo!
Howdy, partners.
Are youse the stage coach?
Uh, stage?
You mean, like, a play?
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure.
I coach all of them stages.
You know, like that Broadway up in New York
or like that dude who's shaking the spear
all the time, you know?
Oh, great, because I need a ride out of town
with all my really valuable stuff.
Uh, well, like, we got no more room for passengers,
but we can take all your stuff for you.
So you won't have to carry it, bro.
Hmm. I don't know.
I mean, that's such a generous offer.
Oh, come on.
It's no trouble really.
By the way, dude,
that's a really nice pair of boots.
We can take those, too.
Aw, gee, you shouldn't.
And the hat, and the vest,
and the shirt, and the pants, and the corset.
Lose it.
And the belt...
and the socks...
and the badge.
No, no, no, no.
On second thought, you might need it.
Adios! Heh heh heh!
Yeah, huevos rancheros.
Ah, such nice men.
Heh heh heh.
[bong]
Hey!
[bong]
It's Mojo the Kid.
No fooling, numbskull!
Lookee!
[bong]
It's them P-P-P- Steamypuff girls!
There's going to be a showdown.
[chewing]
[chewing grows louder]
[chewing continues]
Shut up!
Enough of this stupid suspense!
Let's get on with this fight!
Wait, we got to do this right.
We need someone to count for us.
All right, all right.
I'm counting.
[clears throat]
1, uh, "B",
Abraham, "W"...
I thought you said you graduated!
I did graduated...
from kindergarten.
Oh!
The counting won't be necessary,
for Mojo the Kid
is the fastest draw in the west.
Look out! He's going to draw!
[singing]
♪ Come to take me home ♪
Heh heh heh.
Aah!
[engines sputter]
Aah!
[crash]
Criminy.
Heh heh heh.
Whoa!
Buttercup!
Ha ha ha!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Bubbles!
No!
Aah!
Ha ha ha!
Oh...
Yes, Steamypuff Girls,
you are no match for Mojo the Kid.
Oh, no!
It looks like Townsville is now Mojoville!
Mojoville?
I like the sound of that.
Ha ha ha!
Hee hee, heh heh heh.
Yes, as I was saying,
welcome to Mojoville.
Yes, Steamypuff Girls,
there's a new sheriff, dentist, blacksmith,
window maker in Mojoville,
and his name is Mojo the Kid.
Ptew!
Our Sheriff the Kid or something like that.
Oh, not quite yet, Mr. Kid...
thanks to my latest invention,
dually undercoated concentric tear strip!
What does that mean?
Oh, just another fancy word for duct tape.
What?
[cheering]
No!
And stay out of Townsville, you hear?
[cheering]
Why you Steamypuff Girls is the greatest!
The way you zip, bang, and boom,
bam and whoop, zing,
and that Mojo high up in that jailhouse--
what in Sam's hell?
Hello, everybody.
Go ahead, call me a fool,
but there I was out in the desert
and these 5 guys took everything I own.
And then,
long after they're gone it occurs to me
I never asked Mojo the Kid when he wanted me to come back!
Heh heh. So's I came back to ask.
[sobs]
How did he get so stupid?
It's all right, maw.
It's all right.
5 guys out in the desert, huh?
Come on, girls,
we've got some Gang Verde to take care of.
And so once upon a time,
the west was saved by the Steamypuff Gals.
♪ Blossom, commander and the leader ♪
♪ Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter ♪
♪ Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter ♪
♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪
♪ Fighting crime ♪
♪ trying to save the world ♪
♪ here they come just in time ♪
♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪
♪ Fighting crime ♪
♪ trying to save the world ♪
♪ here they come just in time ♪
♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪
Powerpuff!