Sugar,
spice...
and everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen
to create the perfect little girl.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added
an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Chemical X.
[explosion]
Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born!
Using their ultra-superpowers,
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives
to fighting crime and the forces of evil!
NARRATOR: The city of Townsville.
And no better place to spend father's day.
Son, when I was your age,
ah...I was 12.
Billy, that was an amazing shot.
Some day you're going to be a famous player.
Yes, it's a wonderful day for all the dads of Townsville.
Well, almost.
"You're going to be a famous player."
Sickening.
Dad, I want to be a man just like you someday.
I love you, too, son.
Oh, please.
Argh!
Daddy!
Those mean boys beat me up and took my ice-cream money
and gave me a wedgie!
[gasps]
The Rowdy Rough Boys!
This is not possible!
How is it that something that was destroyed can exist again?
I demand an explanation as to how something
that was destroyed can exist again!
Duh,
nice hat, Dork-o.
Ha ha ha.
How dare you talk to your father that way!
Father?
Ha ha ha!
[engine approaches]
Yes, it seems that the boys have a new father now.
What?
I brought the boys back,
so I am their father now.
Incorrect!
The Rowdy Rough Boys were my idea,
which means I was the original creator.
Yes, it was I who originally created them,
which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea
which resulted in the creation of them.
Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began,
resulting in total origination
of all creativity.
Uh, I didn't get that the first time.
Can you repeat that?
Ha ha ha.
I'm sorry, Mojo,
but your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls,
and would probably still be destroyed
if I didn't revive them.
Besides,
seeing how I made them better...
They should remain mine.
Better?
How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdy Rough Boys any better?
Ha ha ha.
By making them immune to the Powerpuffs' girly kisses.
Now they can't be destroyed by the mere touch of cooties.
So why don't you run along, chimp chump?
Those boys were created to do pure evil,
which makes me the more fit father
since I am pure evil!
Oh, I'm sorry,
but nobody does evil
the way I do!
That is not so! Is so!
Is not so! Is so!
Is not! Is so!
Very well, then.
Since you will not acknowledge that I, Mojo Jojo,
the original creator of the Rowdy Rough Boys,
who were originally created by me,
am the more evil father,
you leave me no alternative
but to prove that I am the more evil father,
therefore making me the better parent!
Fine, then.
And I will prove that I am the eviller parent!
Very well, then!
Let the evil begin.
First, I will demonstrate my total evilness
by kidnapping the Mayor of Townsville.
Ha ha ha!
Friends and neighbors
and, uh, fellow bed-wetters,
we are gathered here today
to witness the holy union between--
Uh, oh?
You don't say!
Who's gettin' elected?
Now, observe.
And furthermore,
it has come to my attention that there are just too many of you.
Behold the TRCP 800!
You mean Totally Rad City Pulverizer?
No, dum-dum!
The Remote-Controlled Pickle!
Which brings me to my next point,
which is that...
The point...The point is...
Uh, which is...
Argh.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle.
Ha ha ha.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Now prepare to witness true evil!
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle. Pickle.
Steady...
Yoo hoo!
Up here, Mr. Mayor!
Pickle?
Pickle!
Curses!
And now, my dear boys,
I will show you just how evil I am
by letting the Mayor play a little game
of upsy-downsy!
Good little Mayor.
Pickle. Pickle?
Whoops.
Whoa!
Man, that was pretty evil!
Mayor, are you ok?
Banana!
Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.
Yup, he's just fine.
Argh!
Don't worry, boys,
there's more evil where that came from.
Wow, a giant fighting robot!
Yes.
A giant, evil fighting robot,
created by Mojo Jojo!
[laughs evilly]
Now watch this!
And now, observe total evilness!
Wow!
That's super evil, dude!
Yes.
And it's all yours to command.
You mean we can blow stuff up and stuff?
Mm-hmm.
Anything? Anything.
Yeah! All right!
Let's blow it up! Blow it up real good!
Wait!
First, let's start with that stupid Mayor.
Anyway, I got this little naked dude following me, and it's a bummer.
Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana. Banana.
All right, just take it, please!
Banana.
Curses!
Oh, what's the matter, Monkey Boy?
Technical difficulties?
Ha ha ha!
Boys, let's stop monkeying around.
It's time I showed you what real evil looks like.
Dr. Shank.
Yes, Dr. Yost?
Here is the secret code for the C.S.D.
That I am not supposed to give to anybody.
You mean the ignition code for the cosmic singularity degenerator,
which, when activated, will cause a fission reaction,
will send a warp-desensitive parabolic gamma ray into the cosmos,
causing disalignment between all celestial bodies,
then of course throwing the earth out of orbit,
sending it hurtling into the sun?
Yes. That code.
Ok. Just making sure.
[laughing evilly]
Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Evil? How about stupid?
Yes, thanks to your foolishness,
we will be reduced to nothing.
Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head.
Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 seasons on this show!
No, you are not the more evil parent,
you are the more stupid parent,
which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys.
Is not so.
Is so!
Not so!
Is so!
Not so!
Is so! Not so!
Is so!
Not so!
Shut up!
We don't care which one of you is more eviller
or more stupider or whateverer!
There's only one evil thing we care about,
and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Why, that's the evillest thing I can imagine!
All you can do is raise them the best you know how
and hope they turn out right.
I'm so proud of them!
[sobs]
NARRATOR: And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together,
the day is doomed
thanks to
the Rowdy Rough Boys.
NARRATOR: The city of Townsville...
Is getting a little fix-me-up.
[crowd cheers]
Oh, the likeness is uncanny.
The likeness is uncanny.
It's about time the Mayor filled that giant pothole.
I think it's nice that the Mayor is keeping Townsville nice.
Filling potholes is his job, Bubbles.
Being nice has nothing to do with it.
I don't care. He's still nice.
[bee buzzes inside Bubbles]
Bubbles?
You're buzzing.
I'm what?
Yeow!
Wake up, Bubbles.
Come on, Bubbles, open your eyes.
Oh, that's it. That-a girl.
There she is. There's our Bubbles.
Gee, Bubbles, getting stung in the throat by that bee
must have really hurt.
[unintelligible] Bee?
Ah ah ah.
The doctor said no speaking for a week.
The less you speak, the sooner you can get out of that, um,
that, er...
Face brace?
Ha ha ha.
Now, now, girls,
it's not nice to make fun of your sister's condition.
It's not her fault that she's stuck wearing this...This...
Throat moat?
Ha ha ha!
Don't worry, Bubbles.
Look, you can use this chalkboard.
If you have something to tell us,
just write it down.
[squirrel chattering]
[squirrels chattering]
[chattering]
[yawns]
[splash]
[squirrels chattering]
Aah!
[everyone screaming]
Aah! Aah!
[squirrels chattering]
[beep beep beep]
Hello, Powerpuff Girls?
Are you there?
[squeaks]
Is anyone there?
You must hurry!
The city of Townsville has gone totally nuts!
If anyone's listening,
please pass this along to the Powerpuff Girls!
[click]
[dial tone]
[yawns]
Was it important, Bubbles?
[ring]
Well?
Who was it?
Bubbles!
How many times do we have to--
Oh.
You're not supposed to talk.
Don't mind her, Bubbles.
Just write down exactly what happened.
Ok, ok, not exactly!
Just the facts.
All right, girls!
Let's get crackin'!
[squeaks]
Who could have done this?
Aah!
Squirrels!
[chattering]
Bubbles!
Townsville's been overrun by mad squirrels!
But where's the Mayor?
Psst.
Hey, Powerpuff Girls!
Up here.
Oh, Powerpuff Girls!
I'm so glad you made it!
Without you--
Without you, I don't know what Townsville would do!
Don't worry, Mayor,
we have experience when it comes to squirrels.
Using Bubbles' special squirrel-talking powers,
we'll find out what's making these squirrels nuts.
Right, Bubbles?
Cheep.
Oh, this is just great.
I can't believe this!
The one time we need to use Bubbles' only special power,
and she can't even do it!
Oh, perfect.
Now where'd she go?
[chatters]
[beep beep beep]
[squirrels chattering]
[chatters]
[grunting]
Blossom, I can't hold off these squirrels any longer!
It's Bubbles!
And...And...
a squirrel?
Get him!
Yeahhh!
[muffled yells]
Get out of the way, Bubbles!
Wait a minute.
That's not just a squirrel.
That's Bullet!
[chatters]
[chattering continues]
Well, Bubbles?
What did he say?
[chatters]
Mount rushmore.
Colonel sanders!
Oh, oh, I know!
A pez dispenser!
[chatters]
You better hurry. There's not much time!
Oh, wait!
I think that's the Mayor!
You're right!
See, the squirrels are all mad at me.
Marbles! I don't play marbles.
What about gum balls? Mmm, I like gum balls.
They're not gum balls!
Bombs? Or rocks.
I agree with Blossom.
There's nothing dangerous about rocks, Mayor.
Ok, Bubbles, we'll go with bombs.
The Mayor is sitting on bombs.
Where'd they go?
[chattering]
Oh, I get it!
The squirrels were storing their nuts in that pothole
under the Mayor's statue!
Does that mean I'm not sittin' on any bombs?
And so I, the Mayor...
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep...
am proud to dedicate this statue
to all the squirrels of Townsville.
Cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep.
[chattering]
Also, let's put our paws together
for Buttercup and Blossom!
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Who, feeling bad for teasing Bubbles,
have volunteered to help clean up the mess
from the last statue.
Well, at least it's not raining.
NARRATOR: And so Townsville is safe from squirrels once again
thanks to Bubbles and...And...
Uh, uh, bowling ball.
No. Uh, bunny!
Q-tip!
Cheese! Boogers?
Uh...
♪ Blossom, commander and the leader ♪
♪ Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter ♪
♪ Buttercup, she's the toughest fighter ♪
♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪
♪ Fighting crime, trying to save the world ♪
♪ Here they come, just in time ♪
♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪
♪ Fighting crime, trying to save the world ♪
♪ Here they come, just in time ♪
♪ The Powerpuff Girls ♪
Powerpuff!