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War!
Whoa!
It's a trap!
Now that I have your attention.
The dreaded Darth Sidious
has summoned his forces to Geonosis
to unveil a secret weapon
that will ensure ultimate victory for the Sith.
Come on!
Let's go. Step on it, slowpoke!
Come on, come on.
Keep your pants on, you'll get there!
Comrades in Evil.
I'd like to tell you that we are winning this war.
But I can't, because we're losing!
Aw!
But starting today, things are going to change.
The Jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time!
"The Jedi and their ilk have outsmarted us for the last time." Mm.
Wait. You can talk normally?
Only if imitating someone else, can I.
- Not can do, wiseother. - Okay.
Victory will be ours,
now that we have created the ultimate weapon.
Jek-14!
I am ready to fight for the Sith.
That's your ultimate weapon? A clone?
He's not just a clone, he's a Sith clone.
You guys seem a little desperate.
Argh!
And you seem a little fried. Jek, show them what you got!
Yes, master.
Uh, hello, that's my theme song.
Can somebody say diva?
Members of the Jedi council,
I have a terrible confession to make.
I don't want to be a substitute teacher anymore.
I enjoy calling the role
and I'm a dab-hand at handing out work sheets.
It's not that. Hey!
It's these Padawans.
They are always putting themselves in peril
and putting me there too, and I can't stand it!
I'm destined to a total meltdown! Will you buzz off!
Worry no more.
We will transfer you to Jedi Temple Food Services.
That would be most acceptable.
But who will tend to the Padawans
whilst Master Yoda is away on his mission?
As it happens, we've already found the perfect substitute.
I can't believe they stuck me with this stupid babysitting job.
What would Obi-Wan say if he new about this?
And you will learn your place, young one.
Oh, come on, R2, you took that out of context.
Substitute teacher Anakin, where are you taking us?
"We're on a trip of discovery and contemplation
to a planet that has played a crucial role in Jedi history."
Told you, it's Hoth.
Aw.
Come on, Hoth is great.
It's a little chilly, but it's exciting. I love it.
General Skywalker, you're a great Jedi,
but you're not a very good actor.
A bad feeling about this, I have.
Uh, yeah.
Pretty cool, huh? There's only one Jek now,
but soon we will have thousands of him.
Count Dooku has perfected the art
of Instant Clone-Cloning of Clones!
Behold, the Clone-A-Matic 1138!
Sleek and practical, its twin pods speed the transfer
of genetic material and the Kaiburr crystal energy
to make our Sith clones the best in the galaxy.
Another great product of the Lama Su Clone Works of Kamino.
Don't worry about Jek. He'll be weak for a while,
but then he'll regain his strength,
so we can make an army of exact replicas of him.
Just like this one.
I am ready to fight for the Sith!
Ooh, ooh. That tickles.
Aw.
What're you guys looking at?
Dooku!
We're still ironing out a few kinks.
Your kinks will be forever un-ironed, Dooku!
- What he said. - Jedi Knights?
- General, run away. - Roger, roger.
Oh. Bad guys, do your stuff!
Prepare to join with the force, Jedi.
Aah! My hair!
Aah! Unh.
- Oh. - Huh?
Sith Clone, attack!
You're really getting me steamed!
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
- Boop. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not cool. So not cool!
No, no.
The oppression of the Sith will never return, Sidious.
- No! - You have lost!
No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, you will be crushed!
But not now, gotta go.
Hasta la bye-bye!
- A coward this Sith Lord is. - And a thief.
- He stole Chancellor Palpatine's shuttle. - Ha! You just don't get it, do you?
- What get we don't? - Oh... oh, nothing.
Well, that wasn't too hard.
Feel the power of the dark side.
I believe I may have spoken too soon.
Okay, we're here.
- Everyone off the bus. - Mm, hmph.
Come on, the cave is only 10 yards away.
You're not gonna freeze. I'll show you.
See? I'm out here and I'm okay.
That was a one of a kind freak... Aah!
Meanwhile, Obi-Wan gets to have all the fun.
Uh, little help?
Not a good time, this is.
Aah!
Victory is ours. Jek, finish him.
But, master, he's unarmed.
Spoken like a Jedi, but you are a Sith.
Now finish him!
Made from a Jedi crystal, you were. The force runs through you.
- Choose the light side, you still can. - I can?
As your master, I order you to finish him!
Order you, I will not.
Ask you, I do. Choose our side.
- Choose to join the Jedi. - No, do as I say.
The light side choose you must.
No, the dark.
- Light. - Dark!
- Light. - Stop!
I choose... neither of you.
- I'm sorry, what did you say? - I want to be me.
Uh, offer you that choice, I did not.
Go, you cannot.
He's right. Nobody does this.
Leave me alone!
- Him after. - After him!
Locked on him, we are.
Hands off the merchandise. He's mine!
Get away from me.
Aah! A giant blue dog!
He looks more like an anteater.
Goodbye forever.
That wasn't very funkadelic.
- I love your robot arm, Anakin. - Thank you for your help.
I don't know what I'd do without you.
Always happy to assist.
And you shouldn't feel embarrassed at all.
I regularly get the Padawans to behave
by letting them admire one of my cybernetic parts.
Anakin, imagine how cool it would be
if your whole body was like this.
How are things at the temple?
Rather too hectic for my liking.
What, with the galaxy wide search
for the escaped Sith clone and all.
What? Oh, come on.
Master Yoda has even had to resort
to hiring a bunch of bounty hunters.
I should be out there instead of stuck here on this snowball. Aah!
Unh. That arm is not for play.
Master Anakin, I'm terribly sorry, but I must get back to work.
My new position really keeps me on my to... Oh!
- Food-bot. - Oh!
I can't hunt down prey if my sandwich order is wrong.
Hey!
- I distinctly ordered light mayo. - Got it.
My cheek tubes. I need those for something or other.
I'll stick them back in. Aah!
I'll get you.
Meal time should be a happy time.
That's it!
Do we really need these unsavory fellows?
Crucial, finding this Clone is,
and not with Jedi alone can we do that.
Lucky we are that refuse to work for the Sith,
these bounty hunters do.
Refuse our money? Ridiculous!
Why won't these bounty hunters work for me?
The last one who did work for you got...
Wiped out? Oh, yes, I forgot.
Bongo? Was that his name? Jumbo?
Or was it Jethro? Anyway...
release the probe droids!
And so both Sith and Jedi
launch a massive search for the Sith clone, Jek,
scouring every corner of the galaxy.
No!
I've got you now.
Sorry.
Every other Jedi is looking for that Clone,
and I'm stuck here with a bunch of kids.
I'm sure the Council had a good reason
for giving you this assignment.
Oh, sure. To clear my mind of distractions.
I'm the chosen one, I don't have distractions!
They think I'm not ready, but I am.
I'm not a child anymore.
I am going to bring balance to the force.
I can do anything. Hey, where'd you go?
They're beautiful.
For being part Sith, you're so gentle.
I don't wanna fight.
I just wanna create things and be left alone.
That's him. Wait till the Council hears about this.
Not ready? Ha!
Master Yoda, I found the Sith clone.
I've got him here.
Something tells me you're not gonna get your wish.
Anakin, no!
Surrender, Sith Clone... Aah!
Capture the prisoner.
- I have to go. - Aw. Please stay.
Sorry, but I have to find a new home now.
Jek, look out!
No!
Got him.
R2, I think I'm a little too impulsive sometimes.
Who's Einstein?
You've failed me as a warrior.
But don't worry.
I can still use you to make millions of clones.
General. Engage the new and improved Clone-A-Matic.
With pleasure.
Hmm.
Wrong button.
Yes. Yes.
Come to life, my Cloned Clone-Clones!
It's time to attack the Jedi.
The time for the Jedi-attack has come.
- Eh, I just said that. - But I want to say it too.
This is terrible news.
There's no limit to how many Sith clones Dooku will make.
And no doubt he's on his way here to attack us with them.
Anakin, your conduct was rash and irresponsible.
I'll try to do better next time.
No. Try not. Or do not.
But try do not, only not try to do.
Uh, not.
Do be do be do.
Oh, a better way to say this, there must be.
Anakin, stay put.
Don't do something foolish like rush back here
and join the battle to make up for your mistake.
Uh, I guess you could say that ship already sailed.
I better try to keep us alive.
Risky to train him, I said.
Grave danger, I sensed.
Listen to me, did you?
It was Qui-Gon's dying wish.
Oh, no, don't pin this on me.
You're the one who blew it.
- Defend the Temple we must. - We're on it.
Huh? What's going on? Is something amiss?
Chancellor, we're being attacked by the Sith.
Oh, that's terrible.
Terribly wonderful.
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Nothing, nothing.
Nothing short of fantastic.
- And odd twitch he has. - Poor man.
The pressure must be getting to him.
Yes, yes! Now we will see
what an entire army of Sith Clones can do.
You guys need a hand?
Hurray! We're saved!
- Oh, man. - My mom says
I'm not supposed to be blown into space.
R2!
Eh, mayhem as usual.
Thank the maker that I am in no danger.
What just happened? Something happened,
because I'm in something very small.
Padawans, we're not done yet.
- Remember Jek, and create. - Great idea, Anakin.
Anakin, I never thought I'd say this,
but you actually taught me something.
That's nothing. Watch this.
I can't believe this ship didn't have a tiny vulnerable spot
that if you shoot it, will make the whole thing blow up.
Say bye-bye, Jedi.
- Anakin! - Ugh! Oh, man.
You're not a nice lady.
Hey, it does have that one vulnerable spot.
Here's Ani!
- Great work, Anakin. - Yoda, this is Anakin.
I've saved the Padawans and destroyed the command ship.
We're heading your way.
- Hold me. - I am holding you.
Hold me like you mean it.
Great work, Anakin!
No. It looks like Dooku and Grievous are headed our way.
Yes. Victory is ours.
Not.
What's wrong?
Why aren't they crashing?
- Huh? - Ooh. Heh.
Jedi, surrender or be crushed.
Surrender we will not.
I'm sorry. Did you say, "Surrender we will now"?
Because I think that's a marvelous idea.
Just my two cents.
We will fight you to the death, Dooku.
Now gives us that clone.
Delighted to. I'm done with him anyway.
Jek!
You see, I don't need him,
because now I have all of them.
- Ooh. - Cloned clones attack!
How it all ended like this, I don't know.
Fire!
Not with my energy, you don't!
- What? - It's Jek. He's okay.
Hey, what happened?
- What's going on? - Wanna fight?
Wow, that was totally awesome!
Well, it was.
I thought I told you to leave... me... alone!
Hold me again!
Jek, great is your heroism, and proud of you...
- That goes for you too. - Oh. Uh...
I like you all, but I have to go my own way.
Please don't call.
- Bye, Jek! - Bye-bye, Jek!
Bye-bye, Jek!
Hey! My sunglasses were on that ship.
Long remembered in the chronicles of the Jedi
will your exploits in this battle be, my Padawans.
Proud of you, I am.
We couldn't have done it without Anakin.
Yes, great was your valor today.
Need you back in the war, we do.
Luckily, we already have an experienced applicant
to be the new substitute.
Yes, I'm back in the classroom. Thank the maker.
You're welcome.
That's my boy.
Oh, I see. Now you take credit for him.
Oh, well, um... Look, it's Jabba the Hutt!
Oh, no, you don't. I have a couple of things to say to you.
Come on. Leave me alone.
- Hey, get back here! - See you.
We got unfinished business this time.
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