Previously in "Nothing New".
Maykel, I'm a Seraph!
The highest Archangel, the Voice of God!
The messenger of God, cause you couldn't bear his real voice.
But why did you wait five years? Why so long?
I was busy and being the messenger of God is a lot of work.
But I had some free time so I said to myself,
"Why not taking the appearance of someone they know, Greg,
and going back to Earth to help Maykel?"
You'll be here soon? You're late on my birth day.
Yes, it's not the party, but you promised to help me.
It's you who wanted my sixteenth birthday to be amazing.
No! I'm too old to be a pink princess on a rainbow unicorn.
I know I'll always be your princess, but it's not what I want.
Wait dad, could we talk about it when you'll be here?
Ok, see you! Bye.
What do you see?
- A girl. - That's all?
Yes, sorry.
- Who was the girl? - I don't know her. She was sixteen.
- Her name? - She was alone, no-one said it.
But I felt like I knew her.
That's normal, she's linked to your future. But we stop for today.
Sure? It seemed important for you.
To put your destiny on the good way, we need to know who's your soulmate.
- And we know it's not a teen girl. - Amen.
So it's useless. We'll try later.
But she's linked to my future?
But she's not the one. So...
Tomorrow, we'll have a calm day, to be sure no-one discovers our secret.
Created by Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano
I was looking for you everywhere!
I needed some fresh air.
Is it because of my apple pie?
No, I'm nervous about our visit to the neighbors.
If the legendary Hevn is nervous, this new guy has to be dangerous.
Legendary? Why that?
That's how people talk about you.
Nice to see that I have a reputation.
A pretty good one.
Whatever. Be cautious, we don't know what could happen.
Be positive!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Put some clothes on. We have guests... or landlords...
- When did you wake up? - An hour ago, my iPhone 5 arrived.
- And what are you doing? - I'm waiting for a call.
- What? - I changed my ringtone and I want to hear it.
- Should I call you? - No! It has to be spontaneous!
It won't ring while I'm in the bathroom.
- Hello? - No!
Sorry I can't take any message.
- Don't tell me it was my phone. - It was.
Why ? Why right now?
You're nervous in the morning!
- But it's vodka! - Yeah, and?
It's 8am!
It's not what it looks like.
What's your very good explanation?
- He's not synced. - That's how you call it?
- He needs to be warmed. - That's worse.
- He needs a big good... - Maykel Stone, this is horrible.
- Did I do it again? - Yeah...
Excuse me, I often go out of bed before I'm totally awaken.
- Did I took your for Margaret? - Here it is!
That's the best excuse I heard in three years.
Shit!
Miley and Hevn would like to meet you.
And as they don't know Strasbourg, we could visit it with them.
Great, my social life is already back.
Could the twink put some clothes on?
- Hello! - Hello.
I hope we are not too early.
It depends, in some countries, 8am is early to visit a city.
- You should be Maykel. - That's right.
Don't be formal with me.
- Isobel told us you came back from Canada. - Right again.
- Nothing changed? - About what?
Hello? No, I'm not pregnant.
Yes, you can speak to the owner of the phone. Isobel, it's for you.
This is amazing. It's my phone, and I never pick it up.
Hello? No, I'm not pregnant anymore.
Yes. Right. Thank you. Goodbye.
You came alone?
- No, with Greg, an old friend. - He is special.
We are all ashamed by a friend.
Hello! I was waiting the best sentence to come.
My brother Rick was a cheerleader and wore kimonos.
Hi girls! You have a gay brother?
He is not gay. He owns a candy shop with his roommate Steve and...
Oh... He is gay.
- Everyone is here? - And not naked. We can go.
Show us the city!
That's how I ended naked on the piano.
Amazing.
That's the power of Quebec.
It reminds me of the day the bank refused your deposit.
- A withdrawal? - No a deposit. At the sperm bank.
But Margaret earned more money by selling an ovum.
- What? - She sold it for 15 000€, we went to Hawaii.
Oh my God. I just realized you two were with the same girl.
That's why we are so close.
Wait a minute.
Maykel had sex with Margaret who had sex with Greg.
So Maykel indirectly had sex with Greg.
Maykel and Johannes mixed their sperm to inseminate Isobel.
So she indirectly had sex with Maykel.
Then she had sex with Nikolaus who indirectly had sex with Maykel.
This is twisted, but right.
Oh my God. There is a bit of my brother in you.
Who did NOT have sex with Maykel in a way or another?
No-one here. I'm pretty good!
Well, that was nice and we learned a lot about you.
- Do you want a coffee? - No we have to go somewhere.
We should organize a dinner. We never had one with you.
Cause the last one did not end well.
- We would love that. - Great! See you on Saturday!
- What do you think? - Greg is harmless. But I don't like Maykel.
He was physically in touch with all of them. It's his methodology.
We should study him a bit more but I think we're right.
We'll have to kill Maykel.
ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone