Touching intimate parts, that's normal?
You probably don't even know where your husband's intimate parts are.
We haven't done it for months. Roderick fucks half the hockeyclub.
I don't even know how to do it anymore.
Great, isn't she? Met her on my last flight.
I've got Anton's safe key I should give it to the notary, but...
Claire, Anton just died. I know, but it's so exciting.
Sorry, I'm just... rearranging.
Honey, I'll put the bonbons in here. So they don't squash.
Be careful? Yeah. Oh, so sorry.
Congratulate the teacher for me. Have fun. Be careful.
Roderick! Get your lunch box. Mom I have to go. Lunch box!
Isn't that hard, is it? Have a nice meal. Bye!
Evert, it's almost 8.30!
Are you sitting in my expensive chair?
For my Cheryl.
For the most beautiful and lovely woman in the whole world.
Oh really? Out of nowhere? And because I love you so much.
And can't go a moment without you.
Aw Martin, how sweet!
It's nice, isn't it? It's so huge.
Barry asked me to go to the studio, so I have to go, sadly.
But you practiced yesterday all day, too.
I'd rather stay home as well, but... that won't give me golden records.
See you tonight. Yes... Jesus.
It fits exactly! That's what you said tonight!
Martin, your phone.
WENDY: Don't come late. XXX W.
Is it your wedding day? Or do you have something to celebrate?
No, I just got it out of nowhere. Sweet, right?
You get a 3 karat diamond out of nowhere?
Is that weird? Your husband never did that?
The only thing he ever gave me spontaneously, is a child.
And why don't you have children?
I've got Martin, Engelbert, and that's already enough for me. (stress)
Want cake? No thanks, no cake.
Do you feel sick? I just don't want cake.
Is it because of Evert? No?
What's with Evert? Nothing.
Nothing serious, I hope?
Problems at work? Is he sick?
No. Cancer? No, not Evert, you can't...
Claire, don't be ridiculous. There's nothing with Evert.
I just don't want to talk about it.
Evert and Willemijn haven't had sex for months now.
Well, thanks Cheryl. Hello, we're friends right?
Does he have someone else? That secretary?
Honey. If we don't talk, we can't help you.
He does IT... But eh...
Not with me.
He does it with...
a whore?
No, Anouk.
With himself! In the shower, every morning.
While I'm making breakfast.
God, this is all so embarrassing.
Jesus, life without sex. How do you survive?
Yes, you wouldn't be able to imagine that, huh, Anouk?
Well, just, great! Doing the dishes, yay.
Mowing the grass, ironing clothes, drying clothes, that stuff...
Why don't you buy a vibrator?
Vibrator?
Always handy to have at home, I just got a new one.
The Fairy Godmother, with coloured lights.
That one's great, right? Yes, fantastic!
What are you doing with the Fairy Godmother?
With a husband like Martin.
Actually, I never really use it.
You can have it, if you want. No, I don't want one with coloured lights.
I just want my husband. I want Evert.
Maybe he's just gay.
Sorry, I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Nothing wrong.
Mom, dad's grave is completely ruined! The plants, flowers, all destroyed!
My god, who'd do something like that?
A woman in her forties, they said. Blonde and a bit... scruffy.
Scruffy?
Oh, honey, Claire, Anton... He had a mistress?
Is that true, mom?
Dad had a girlfriend?
So she asks me, what's the max speed then?
I say 68. Because at 69 we/the car will flip -_-
Okay we're ready. He's there? Yes.
♪English♪
He's great eh, he's great! Will you play real love?
So these are all closets. Most is Martin's, he's worse than me.
This is the jacuzzi. The bathroom is finished,
and this is the bedroom.
So, I'd really like something romantic above the bed, with lots of pink.
Because that suits the curtains. Yes.
And those pink pillows. Aren't they cute?
Martin and you are probably very happy here.
Why did you divorce, actually? He had another?
No, Tom was crazy about me. And I about him.
And he's funny and sweet. Great sex. Ideal husband.
I couldn't possibly cheat during my marriage.
But you don't marry to cheat, right? Which is why I divorced.
You never cheat?
I don't feel that need at all. And Martin?
Martin loves me and no one will come between that.
I hope you didn't have that sort of plans...
It's still a huge mess here, we didn't get to it yet.
Do you think Martin's cheating?
Oh honey, why don't you go see Dr. Rossi.
You mean the psychiatrist? Willemijn told me, too.
That's not for me. I'm not even sure if he's cheating yet.
So you'll hire a guy.
A guy? A detective, so you know what's happening.
Honey, I'll make something beautiful.
Thank you. Your house really inspires me.
School wants the money for the trip to Rome.
If it's not there before Thursday, I'm not allowed to come.
I'll transfer it. Will you pay hockey too, then?
Yes, I'll manage everything.
Since dad- well, I've almost got things under control.
Take a seat there. Thank you.
My husband is always there for me, if I need to talk, my problems,
we've got a great marriage. That's good.
Yes. Martin is generous, he is sweet, charming.
It's normal that all those women love him.
And because he's so friendly, he doesn't want to reject them badly.
But you don't have to immediately doubt that?
No? No. That's why I love him so much.
Really, the only thing we lack, is a baby.
We try, we do. But it just doesn't happen.
I was pregnant only once, but that failed after 8 weeks and 3 days.
Miscarriage. Yes.
But that's another thing, he'll take me to some farm in Friesland
and I'm allowed to pick a puppy from a whole litter.
Engelbert. I love that dog so much.
But it's different than a baby.
Sometimes I really long for it, a small body with fat little arms
that are reaching for you. A toothless little mouth, smiling at you.
A mint green Bugaboo Model Ford/4? Yes that one.
Martin loves me. Why is he doing this?
Because I don't get pregnant? Is that why he ... with that W.
W? Wendy. His backup singer.
She kisses him through texts, god knows what else
they're doing behind my back.
What if he gets her pregnant instead of me?
That can't happen, it just can't.
I won't let the father of my children be taken away from me.
Well. It does give relief. Didn't think therapy would be that good.
I'll tell you honestly, I did have my doubts.
All those Gooische types who just run to the psych for nothing.
But I take that back.
Thanks so much. I'll make a new appointment.
Anouk. That's nothing for me. Of course it is.
You have to get used to it, but half of NL wears this.
That'd be the last reason for me to wear that.
Beautiful, right? These just came in.
Just 165 euros. Oh, well, gee.
Pure silk. And eh, what size is this?
44. And they don't go bigger. But, it stretches.
Come, we'll look further. Thanks. I'll go eh, look... with my friend.
Anouk. I want to go home. Those bows and strings are not my thing?!
I look like a roulade if I wear that.
Honey, you have a beautiful body. You just have to believe in yourself more.
Everything will be fine.
Look, this, this will look great. Here.
Let's see... Oh, no.
I want to go. You have to try it. You have to see!
Holtrop. Are you really discrete?
This conversation never took place.
I want to know if my husband has a girlfriend.
Can you find out for me without him noticing?
That's my job, Miss. What's his name? Martin Morero.
Well, I'm on it immediately. Where can I reach you? (nr)
You'll hear from me when I know.
Sorry for the interrupting, Mrs van Kampen.
What can I do for you? Another divorce case?
Private case.
This peanut butter is with nuts (pieces of nut)
Butterfly hates pieces of nut.
With, without pieces of nut.
No, you don't. Okay.
Am I disturbing? No, come in.
Isn't that hard, all on your own in a strange country?
As if we have it easy.
Wine? Yes, nice.
I did it. I called a private detective.
Who? Holtrop. Good choice.
What will you do if it turns out he's cheating?
I know a few solutions, but what if he's innocent
and finds out I had him followed for 400 euros an hour.
And you fucked all these men?
Your life is one big orgasm? It was.
But I'm over it now.
Sorry, is this bad?
No, it's fantastic! It symbolizes the end of a period.
I'll stop fucking around.
And what about your freedom?
Freedom means deciding to not do something, too.
So you want Tom back. What's Tom got to do with it?
You had great sex, he's funny, sweet, ideal husband.
I want to be independent of any man.
Too prevent I'll ever be tempted to, I decided to....
Hey, come in.
Dear Belinde? I've been waiting for that Verhulst file.
There you go. Your notes were fine.
Rob left me.
Who? Rob. He had someone else for 3 months.
Ursula. Divorced, with three kids.
What is he getting into? Ursula.
Have any news? Don't have enough clues.
There's nothing besides these pictures, notes, hotel matchboxes?
Or sperm stains? No, or I would've given you those, Columbus.
What do you want from this man if you find him?
That's my business.
The important thing is to find that dick fast.
Are you hungry dear? Come here.
Mrs. Morero. Excuse me.
I have an envelope for you.
You don't have to pay now. Good luck.
Oh, big bear of mine!
Willemijn, we've got a visitor.
My girl, what... What's wrong?
Are you sick/ill?
Oh, sorry. What am I doing?
Cheryl, where are you?!
What are you doing here?
Here. Asshole.
Oh come on, you don't believe this, right?
No, that's your stand-in? Don't talk shit.
That chick's been bugging me for weeks now.
She just sings so great, that's why I'm nice to her!
Yeah, that kiss... I should have never done that,
but I'm not interested in her, I don't even know her name!
Wendy. Difficult name, isn't it?
Thank god I could practice, I've been reading
her horny texts all day!
You can't do this to me! I don't deserve this!
I'm nothing without you. I can't live without you.
Me, please, ME, Martin Hoogenbirk (real name)
The guy you pulled from the market in Amsterdam 10 years ago.
I... God... I love you.
God I... love you incredibly much.
We belong together, right?
We'll put a baby on this world together?
A girly. With beautiful long blonde hair.
Just like you.
If you want me to fire her, I'll do it now...
Honestly, I'll lose my best singer but I'd
really do that for you. I'll do it.
One text and it's done.
Well, you're right. That sheep isn't worth all this fuss.
What are we doing?
Jesus. OH what a mess.
Bye dear. See you tonight.
Be careful. Yeah.
This is possibly the man you're looking for.
It's him definitely. Disgusting.
What's his name and where does he live?
He's a purser at Bluebird Air. Been involved in a few sex scandals.
Colleague leaked about him, and...
What's his name and where does he live? I don't know.
I recommend you rest this case.
Your husband is dead, so... Can't do anything about it.
I want his name and address within 24 hours, or I'll get someone else.
Hey, when will you come and look at my new work?
Women are great material. Yeah?
Wow, you look... Are you okay?
How did Martin react to those pictures?
He denied everything, obviously.
SHE is after him according to him.
Maybe it's true, pictures don't say everything.
So, why didn't he get angry?
I let someone follow him!
He didn't say anything about that?
No, nothing.
Isn't that weird?
Sorry, I really have to go. I'll call you.
Disgusting, disgusting typhus patient!
With your beautiful slimy words!
And meanwhile you're fucking that sheep, HOW COULD YOU?!
DICK.
New producer, flew from London just for me.
New producer? Yes.
Don't be a pussy. It's actually a tiny cut.
Really? Are you okay?
Now I am. But what about tomorrow night?
I'll be in front of 1500 people.
What should I say then?
No idea. Say your wife's gone mad?
All because of that babbling and gossiping of your friends.
They're just jealous.
It's kind of my fault, too. Gone all day.
You're on your own surrounded by those bitches.
You miss Amsterdam, huh.
You know what? Let's eat in Jiu Jitsu? tonight.
And after that I'll pamper/spoil you at the Hilton (hotel).
But what will we do with you? Mommy can't leave you alone.
We can't do that Martin, there will be a storm tonight.
I'll get a dogsitter.
Just to go out for a bit.
Be careful, it's all new.
I saw you walking, saw you standing, tonight, we'll get it on! ~
There it goes, we'll go for it! ~
SCHIPHOL AIRPORT
What are you doing?
Don't you have homework?
Not bad at all.
Mom, where are you? Call me back if you hear this.
Please don't do anything stupid.
Is your mom home? She's got a gun, she'll kill his girlfriend.
Where is she? Don't know, she was looking at flights.
Pick up, man.
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SUBTITLES AND TRANSLATION BY: CHARLIZA