Hello.
It's my brother.
Hey, honey.
Want an autograph from uncle Martin?
Oh, give that thing to that girl.
Yeah, everything needs to go.
Do you want it?
Yes? For your room? There you go.
Martin, sign this for the girl. Of course I will.
Hi, honey. Wow, I'm so handsome!
Where do you want it dear?
Are you free tomorrow? Yeah.
We'll throw a party tomorrow, you can take some good pics.
I will.
Don't cry for too long, okay boys?
Honey.
Ouch! What's wrong?!
What- what am I doing? What are you doing?
Oh sweetie, come here, I'll make it up to you.
Come here- Sorry, I have to go to the office.
Sorry, I have a board meeting.
Good morni-
Mom! Roderick is in the bathroom and doesn't want to leave!
Mom! I can't find my pink shirt!
Your pink shirt is on your chair, good morning!
Roderick, get out of the bathroom!
Honey, about the party tomorrow The house isn't finished-
It'll all be okay, honey.
I ordered 50 m³ of soil
For a 'wall' in the garden
So you can sunbathe in your bare ass
Without the neighbour instantly dying.
But it's all so sudden, tomorrow is the day!
Hey, hey, listen. (His song on the radio)
But you will stay with me anyway, stay with me ~
Thousand stupid things you shouldn't say ~
Merciless sentences, oh, your ego is so big ~
Have you gone mad?!
Your delivery. Soil.
Soil... 18.
Imbecile. I understand you don't need
a huge IQ for your job, but you should be able to
understand the difference between 17 and 18!
You're not mine, real love, indestructible ~
Rarely sure... but never plain ~ (PC: STUDENT JOB SEARCH)
I don't want to go to school. I don't, don't, want to!
Vlinder?
I don't want to go to school...
Until the first one says, baby, I can't do this alone ~
Sorry is hard to say but you read my mind ~
Why don't you just stay home for a day then, sweetie?
I can't, there's a law.
Well, off you go then.
But I don't want to!
I'm not in the mood for this.
Tippiwan! (Maid) You bring Vlinder to school, ok?
It looks like the Gaza Strip...
There were a few... unexpected things.
Yes, where's my soil?!
Yeah, that was one of those things...
And the other thing? Yeah, that's done.
Babe, come with me?
Jus' to see somethin'.
Ah, there it is.
What?
What do you think?
No... Is this mine?!
Yeah of course, with mirrors, triptronics system (?)
A navigator, nice and big, the complete package.
You're completely crazy, man!
Of course, you normally never get anything, Cheryl!
Aw honey, well-
I don't know what to say, I'm speechless!
Yeah it's pretty huh... Yeah I think it's a nice thingy meself.
So you can do your groceries 'n stuff.
For the party. Tomorrow.
With Anouk? The new neighbours arrived.
And? - They fit their house perfectly, Need I say more?
Oh my god? Did they invite you over for
a cuppa? (slang) - What?!
What do they look like? I think I know him from some ugly TV series
Oh no, De Tokkies! (asocial family) No, worse! We need to talk.
Okay!
Honey. Have you been gardening? No, I ran a marathon, okay?!
The neighbours' monster attacked me and they dumped soil in our yard, too.
But it's damn nice that they instantly clean it up.
Nice? I had to threaten them with a lawsuit.
Good morning, guys! Oh yes, will you offer them coffee, too?
That's not necessary, darling, really?
The new neighbours, I presume?
No, we're looking for Mrs. van Kampen, the lawyer.
Claire. - Joost. Come in. - Have a nice day!
Bye mom! Bye honey, be careful! - Yeah.
Now listen honey. Bye mom. Bye Roderick.
Food for the small break is in the front, for the big break in the middle,
with your milk (?)
Bye, bye, be careful okay? Bye! Oh, Roderick. RODERICK! RO!
(Martin song) Real love ~
That was Martin Morero, it's 08.25 AM now
Evert! Evert honey it's almost 08.30!
Indestructible...~ Oh, sweetheart.
Don't take such a hot shower, you're all red!
Didn't you have to leave early? I'll make it.
But breakfast first! Yeah, I'll do that at the office!
At the office...
You've come together. Which of you wants to be my client?
Both of us.
We decided to divorce as friends.
We agreed upon everything, but it still needs to be documented.
And we heard that you can do that like no other.
And we do appreciate discretion. Which is also your specialty.
You divorced all of our friends so fantastically.
That needs to go! Yes, that's what I mean!
If you have any questions, call me.
I'll send the papers as soon as possible. Thank you.
Looking for me? No, I'm just... looking for inspiration.
For what? I'm an artist.
Let's go?
Are you in art, too?
Well - My husband sells freezers.
Romelli. Italian design. No, I've wanted one for years!
You can buy them at Cuisinette on the Heidelaan.
Oh, at that old wives store? I can deliver them directly.
Fantastic, I want it. In my workplace/studio.
I've got my own studio at home. Michelangelolaan 4.
We'll hear from you? Yes, goodbye.
Anouk, come on, please. She's so boring and stiff.
Do you think he puts her in his freezer too, at night?
I should put YOU in that freezer.
I know who your new neighbour is.
Who?
Oh it's lookin' nice already babez.
Can't get the stain out.
Hey, what do I wear tomorrow?
Jesus Martin, our stuff hasn't even arrived yet.
Oh well. Pick somethin' nice. I'm gone, hottie.
Where are you going?
Goin' to the studio, for that jingle, I told you right? - No?
Is it a problem then?
We still have to organize the party, go to the neighbours for the soil,
and the movers will be here soon.
It'll all be fine. I'll manage with the neighbours,
and you don't have to organize that party on your own, right.
LET someone do that. Come on, kiss. Bye.
Hey sweetie. You'll stay with mommy. Go to mommy!
That beauty commission did nothing. Except the brass elephants
next to the fence, they weren't allowed, but besides that?
I'm going to call the snitchline.
Half of Poland is working illegally at the neighbours! If they find out, they'll be fined!
The best way to get to people, through their wallet.
That man earned a lot with his CDs. Yes? Who is he then?
Martijn Torero, terrible peasant, but the people love him.
Real love, indestructible ~ You mean Martin Morero?
Yeah, that market salesman who sold shoes in Amsterdam for years!
No, underwear. How do you know?
My literature.
CD: MARTIN MORERO
You read those papers? - Yes.
Well, what will we do? Completely ignore them.
Claire-y, shouldn't we see for a moment how these people behave?
Come on, don't get so excited, take a piece of quiche.
Calm down a bit.
Drink some wine, come on.
What kind of service is this?
You understand I can't get 25 boxes of champagne in my Porsche?
You can deliver that, right?
I order for a fortune of-
Well, for me it does matter!
Once a year, on the first of July. First day of vacation.
And even then it's a quickie.
I think that he even pretends, too.
Pretends to enjoy it.
Dr. Rossi. What I will tell you now,
is completely entre nous (between us)
You know how much weight I gained since our marriage?
78 pounds. That's 39 kilos.
I ordered those snacks over a week ago.
No, no, no it's my fault!
No, no, I'll just cut some cheese for a few hundred people.
Thank you SO much.
God damnit. Is there something to look at?
♪inaudible cursing♪
Today, when he left, I ate 7 bonbons.
I just sat there and cried.
To 'The Time Goes By'
The Time Goes By, by Martin Morero.
Yes, that's a singer. He just moved here.
I adore his music. But, I can't say that out loud!
How does that make you feel?
Well, that it's not okay.
Oh, you are completely right. I should stand up for myself more.
How quickly an hour goes by! Thank you Dr, I feel so much better.
See you next week? Yes.
I completely forgot to ask if you've done this before?
No, but I'm up for everything.
Good, me too. Come on in.
Can you come tomorrow and the day after, too?
Yes. Okay, let's get to work.
Hi, hello. Willemijn Lodewijckx, how are you.
Cheryl Morero, hi. I live down the road,
and I wanted to say welcome to our neighbourhood.
With an apple pie! Here you go.
What's wrong? You don't like it?
Well, this is so sweet. Oh girl, come on.
Yes sorry, I'm completely tensed. The car and everything and...
Do you want some coffee? Yes, please.
That's Engelbert. (Dog) Ooh such a lovely house.
Oh god oh, hello darling.
And eh.. Isn't your husband home?
Martin? No. Oh, he's of course very busy
with interviews and stuff. Yes, pretty much.
Will he build one of those studios here, too?
Oh, god help me, I'm happy if I can put my couch somewhere.
Dear, you have lots of time. You don't have to finish in one day!
You do if you have to throw a very big party the next day.
What... here? Oh, there he is!
Hey, Engelbert, is that your boss?
Hello Miss, there I am. Where can I put your stuff?
I'll tell you, my phone.
Hi. Hi. Moving truck, huh?
Jesus, man. Where are you?! Those guys will unpack everything,
right? We agreed. You don't have to do anything, dear.
I have to PUT it somewhere, Martin.
Yeah, yeah. Honey, can't we delay the party?
No, of course we can't, now. I already managed it with the neighbour,
just leave it to me. Which neighbour?
The one from the soil. Good guy, he'll come too.
I told him we'll invite all neighbours.
Are you still there, dear?
No. I'm in a gangbang with the Polish workers, okay?
That's great. One take, and I'll come home.
Dick. Bye!
Miss, I'll put the scale here.
No, that's the vibration plate!
You can see that it's not done here yet, right?
Is it yours, or your husband's?
Tell me where it's done, so I'll put it there.
Well, that's the point, eh, sorry, but I have to move on.
Ehm the code! You don't know the code?
No. Oh. Is there an on/off button? ON OFF!
Would be handy for burglars, wouldn't it?
Cheryl, just wait.
What are you doing?
Here it goes, look!
So. What are you looking at, man? Hurry up!
Put everything in the back and cover it with a... cover.
(German) And you! Work! Fast, or I'll notify the police, understand?
Honey dear, listen. Your party. Do you have a catering service?
Watch out. One moment.
No. Go ahead.
PARTY AT THE MOREROS!!
Cheryl: but they can't eat sugar, so I don't know if...
Sugarfree snacks, yes, Gluten free too.
Bye boys! See you tomorrow!
But that will never stay good until tomorrow night, right?
No, Cheryl, look, these are the sampling snacks.
To try out. Oh yes, but that's not necessary.
Just mix everything.
That means 8 snacks per person.
How many people do you expect? I really don't know who
my husband invited anymore, but, something like 100?
Can we make a nice deal then?
Since it's your first order, 100 people for the price of 90.
Good, that is? 8,50
So 90 x 8,50 is...
Miss, that price is not per person.
8,50 per snack.
Well, that's okay.
Look, it's a mess. And the whole pool needs to be done.
Yes, I see, I see. How horrible.
Well, you know what you'll do? Just leave the lights out at the pool.
So people won't see the mess, either. That's a good idea. Solved.
About those helium balloons. Shall I order nice, clean white ones?
No, no, order pink ones.
Pink? I think you're so sweet, you know,
without you I would never have made it.
That's what neighbours are for!
Don't put that suitcase on the table please, it gives scratches.
Oh dear. I'll go to the office,
but I'll be home for dinner. So we can leave on time.
Leave?
The party.
Wasn't there an invitation?
Yes, but how do you know?
The guy called me at work, great guy.
You do know he's originally a salesman?
Yes. And? They're an asocial bunch,
I didn't even get an apology for the soil. That's why he called.
And he calls you.
Maybe he doesn't dare to call you after hearing the truck driver's story.
Mom. I need clothes for that weekend in London.
Here. But I'll return things that are too revealing.
Honey, don't hurry, we won't go to the party.
Have a good day. Bye dad. Honey.
Oh, I see you're working. I wanted to borrow Tippiwan tonight.
Of course, come on in or the clay will dry.
Will you and Evert go out? Ehm, yes.
Hello.
Can you stand a little wider, guys? Good.
Did you get invited too, by the new people?
Yes, you too? Felix, your upper body more to this side.
Good. Will you go to the party?
Eh, well. We can't right? Have to ignore them.
Did you meet them already?
Nah, no. Well, I met HER on the street, but...
♪English♪
Bye Vlinder, bye dear.
Good morning. Good morning honey. Kiss.
Here, champagne. I thought, first breakfast in our new house,
So... Toast. Oh, your vitamins. Here. Don't chew.
So, we'll introduce ? the new kitchen in my way.
Yes? What were you thinking of, then?
Just see where you'll end up.
I already know what will happen then.
Is he awake yet? Look for yourself. Just pull the string.
He'll open on his own.
God, there you'll have him.
Oh. My. God. Pardon.
I rang the bell, but the bell didn't work, so...
I walked 'round back which I shouldn't have done!
I... just wanted to say that the balloons... I'm gone!
Balloons? What's she talkin' 'bout? Wait. Willemijn!
Willemijn? Sorry, I didn't know...
... didn't know you'd come. It doesn't matter, nothing wrong.
Martin, Willemijn who helped us with the party. You know? Ah, Willemijn!
How are you? Our saving angel. Martin Morero.
Your eh... your thing...
Pour a glass for Willemijn!
Just come on in!
Want champagne? For the shock? Well, why not!
Thanks. You're welcome. Tomorrow at 10 right? Okay.
What are you doing here?
I eh, came to measure already. Oh? What measurements?
For the... freezer?
But I don't know where I'll put it yet.
Shall I come back some other time then?
Wasn't I clear this morning?
No, you were. But it's rude, huh.
They're our new neighbours. That's bad enough already.
And I think it'll be fun. There will probably be artists and
I'd like to experience that.
I understand you want to escape from your boring accountancy life
but I really feel to good for this.
I'm an asset manager. Of course dear. What you want.
Damn fucking hell! Nice! Another shining sun.
The credit card got rejected.
Huh? How much was it?
700 euros. 700... Are you crazy?!
Calm down! Your father may be asset manager but he's got no clue
of today's prices.
Claire van Kampen. Ah, I remember.
You were here yesterday, with your husband.
Sorry for calling you at this hour. I want to change everything.
Shall we discuss this the next meeting? No. I don't want a next meeting.
Okay, but I'll have to send you a declaration.
Obviously.
Well, then I can only wish you and your husband a long, happy marriage.
No. I want to divorce that dick as soon as possible.
But in a different way, than we have discussed.
I want you to be my lawyer. And Joost? Strip him to the bottom!
Yes, well, that'll have to go inbetween somewhere...
Wait, why don't you come by now?
We'll make a start. See you.
Hi! Thanks for coming. Do you like the house?
Great! Look what I brought for you!
Hey! The party can start- oh honey.
Thanks for coming. Hi. This is Evert, this is my husband.
Lodewijckx. Your wife probably explained how we met, right?
She immediately saw my biggest talent!
Yes, I'll explain that to you later. Look, there's Cheryl!
Cheryl! This is Evert, my husband. Hi Willemijn. Hi honey! Hello.
How do you like it? I helped her a bit, she doesn't know
how to get around here and... Are you apologizing?
No... well good, 'cause we have to accept these invitations shamelessly!
It's just too much fun... Anouk!
Are you coming or not?
You should've seen it yesterday! Such a mess!
It's cozy/fun, huh? Yes, so much fun!
And to think I was so hopeless yesterday!
But, if you're hopeless another time, I've got something for you.
From Dr. Rossi, huh. Great, really.
Is he a worker or something? Something like that. Worker. Hah.
Antonius! Thanks for coming man.
Did it work out with that soil? Yes, yes.
I know that he has money in Curaçao.
So we have to trace that.
His parents' house. Sit down first, please.
And calm down.
How did you find out about this?
You can smell something like this, as a woman.
And his clothes were covered in clay.
Clay? You think he had... intercourse outside?
No, no. Modelling clay. And oil paint.
You can't ever get that out.
He's going to regret this so badly.
Dear Cheryl, dear dear Cheryl.
This song is for you, because I love you so much.
You know that. Real love!
You're sitting in the room, don't want to talk to me
I'm in the basement, living together is a party
It's too rude for words that he doesn't even wait until
we're properly divorced! Yeah...
Because, you will stay with me, stay with me!
I'll kick him out of the house tonight. Is that possible?
What? Kicking him out.
Are you listening to me?
High walls around us, and we're both sitting there waiting.
The first one says, honey, I can't do this alone!
Sorry is hard to say, but you read my mind.
Real love, indestructible, rarely sure but never plain
Real love, no illusion, gives fighting sometimes, but is always true.
Real love, indestructible, rarely sure but never plain
Real love, no illusion, gives fighting sometimes, but is always true.
It's unbelievable. I'm happy you agree with me.
Sorry, but we'll have to continue this conversation some other time.
Pardon me? We didn't even make a plan.
I know enough for now, but I really need to go.
Why do you make me travel all the way here, if you don't have time.
I... I have to go. Sorry. Something came inbetween!
The brutality. I cancelled a bridge drive for this (?)
(drunk) I tell you Anouk, honestly, if I could do it over,
I'd go in the showbiz too!
No, you'd become an artist! You're so artistic...
Come we'll ask Cheryl if we can paint a wall.
Honey. Are you amused? I love it.
Don't you think it's fucking hot?!
You're having a flare-up you're in menopause!
Come, we'll introduce/celebrate our new pool!
Why can't Claire be like you?
Are you a woman? I thought so, why?
Women always whine so much! I'm a man with tits
Enough with the talking, where's that fucking pool?
My compliments for the catering. Expensive, but great.
Do I have to add more? No, there's enough.
Claire. Are you having fun? I thought, when you're invited...
Well, Anouk and I thought... Anouk, of course, I could have known.
She can't even keep her hands off my fucking clients.
Clients? Yes, clients. Or don't you understand that word?
I do. I'll introduce myself, I'm Cheryl Morero, the host.
Claire van Kampen. Claire?
I'll tell you this, this boring accountant does have his swimming certificate.
Yes, take off those clothes and jump in that pool!
Oh... you're actually pretty hot...
You have to go too. You first.
God, where is he? Claire, I'll walk with Cheryl. Come.
Anouk?
It's raining men~
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SUBTITLES AND TRANSLATION BY: CHARLIZA