Celebrities-- most are loved and adored by their loyal fans.
But every star has at least one... Hater.
Do you like me?
You're an ass.
Tonight, we have "Dancing with the Stars'"
Maksim Chmerkovskiy... Do you honestly judge women on their weight?
Are you out of your (bleep) mind?
And the WWE's Michael "The Miz" Mizanin.
Where are you, Miz?!
Oh, my God!
I am the best superstar in the WWE!
It's all coming up tonight on "H8R."
Sync by Alex28 / Corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com
Hey, I'm Mario Lopez, and this is "H8R."
This guy is famous for his moves on the dance floor and one of the world's
most recognizable choreographers-- "Dancing with the Stars'"
Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Maksim Chmerkovskiy has attracted a legion of female fans on the hit TV show
"Dancing with the Stars."
Known as one of the world's most sought-after bachelors,
not every lady is a fan of this handsome ballroom dancer.
Sitting with me is dancing pro from "Dancing with the Stars"
Maksim Chmerkovskiy, and we're about to meet one of his biggest haters.
You ready?
I'm ready.
What do haters say about you?
Things like, shirt is always off, and he's so cocky, and he's a chauvinist
and he doesn't know how to treat women, which--this is painful because I'm
a professional ballroom dancer.
I've been taught how to be with another woman since I was 4 years old.
What do you think about when people, like, say you're arrogant
or--or real cocky?
You know, there's a big difference between arrogance and confidence.
I'm a competitor.
You know, I'm confident, because if I'm not confident, the judges will see it,
and I won't win.
♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
♪ get your hands up ♪
♪ throw your hands up ♪
♪ man up when you think ♪
♪ you wanna talk about us ♪
All right, Maks, let's check out Rebecca, your hater.
Rebecca has no idea I'm showing this to you, okay?
She thought she was auditioning for a show about dancing,
so we asked her about you, and this is what she said.
Maksim, the Ukrainian guy-- he's in the category of worthless celebrities,
in my opinion.
I think they only put people on "Dancing with the Stars"
who need really a boost in their career or who are trying
to gain extra publicity.
And that means that he's kind of in a poor, desperate, sort of climbing
to the top position as it is.
He just mumbles and he doesn't have anything to say, and he doesn't seem
particularly intelligent at all.
And additionally, he's, um, like a frat boy when he talks.
(Laughs) Oh, wow.
I think he's lame, and I don't understand why people like him.
I hate you, Maksim.
You're worthless.
She seems pretty angry, huh?
She seems like I did her wrong.
It's like a lot of, you know, genuine hate.
I'm really curious to find out where that's coming from,
specifically the worthlessness.
You can hate me, you can love me, but you--you will never say
that I'm worthless, because I clearly have a-- have a talent for something.
So what do you think, man?
You gonna be able to change this girl's opinion?
I give it five minutes.
But I don't know. We'll see.
That's good.
That's confident.
Not cocky, but confident.
Yeah, that's not cocky.
That's confident.
All right, Maks, here's the deal.
We're inside a Russian restaurant named maxim, conveniently enough.
And we're gonna pretend it's your place.
You own the place, all right, and there's pictures of you everywhere.
Your hater thinks she's coming to enjoy an authentic Russian meal.
What she doesn't know is everyone in the restaurant is an actor.
There's also hidden cameras set up throughout the restaurant
to capture every reaction.
Rebecca, your hater, is coming in with our accomplice, who happens to be
her friend named Ella, who will depart shortly.
And then they're gonna meet Laura, who's really an actress
and she's in on the whole thing.
Your job is to go in there and behave like a cocky, arrogant jerk
and get your hater to react.
All right, man. Good luck.
All right, man.
Let's do it.
(Cell phone ringing)
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
I have to take this.
I'll be--I'll be right back.
Okay.
We just got here.
Hello, guys. How are you?
Here are some menus.
Thank you.
Is this the biggest one you got?
That's the biggest?
(Laughing)
Hey. What's up, yo?
What?
That's hilarious.
Who is that?
I can't stand him.
Yo, Masha!
(Speaks Eastern European dialect)
(Snaps fingers)
Come here.
He's a dancer. He's on "Dancing with the Stars."
Oh, he's Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Yeah.
How is there a huge picture of him here?
The first thing he said when he came out was, "Is that
the biggest one you got?"
(Speaks indistinctly) Maksim... Maksim? 'Cause this place is called maxim.
This must be his restaurant.
(Speaking Eastern European dialect)
(Clears throat)
Are you joking me?
Oh, my God.
Spanking the waitress.
What?
Cocky frat boy.
Hello?
He's a jackass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
His life is based around being flashy, so he can't be that intelligent.
He's an arrogant jerk and he's cocky.
I hate cocky guys.
I used to be a waitress, and he's a jackass to be treating his waitress
like this.
It's (bleep).
It's a huge turn-off for me.
You ready?
So go--go even overboard, a little bit louder.
Be more obnoxious and yell at Masha, because she was a former waitress,
so she won't appreciate that.
Yeah.
Okay? All right, man, go.
You're doing great.
(Speaks indistinctly)
All right, no doubt.
Yeah.
He's got his shirt, like, buttoned down to here.
(Laughs)
Masha! Masha... (Speaks eastern European dialect)
A little faster.
He seems to like (Speaks indistinctly)
You can't-- you can't take 15 minutes.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Sorry, but I-- Does this look good enough?
This looks great.
This on the other hand... Put on a little weight?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
A little weight, yeah?
Maybe just a little. Sorry.
Go.
(Slaps bottom)
He's such a jerk.
I bet you he's, like, obsessed with perfection.
Mm-hmm.
How are you?
Good. How are you?
Good afternoon.
Here you go.
Okay.
For you.
What is it?
Cow tongue.
It is?
The girls like tongue.
Thank you for being honest.
(Laughs)
Ugh, God. I can't believe I'm gonna do this.
Why not?
You never had tongue in your mouth before?
Yeah, I--thank you.
Come on.
I have had tongue.
(Laughs)
It smells like bologna, actually.
It's gonna be good.
Come on, you wanna try it.
Because-- it tastes delicious, but the texture is very awkward.
Masha... (Speaks eastern European dialect)
What does that mean?
Thank you. A little faster.
Wanted to, uh, give you guys-- just put it down.
Okay.
It's your job, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
All right, this is-- this is very good.
Come on, come on, go.
A little faster, please.
Oh, she's-- she's a real sweet person.
You could probably treat her... They all are.
Like an equal.
She's gained a little bit of weight.
It seems that, like, on a personal and social level,
you can tend be to abrasive.
You like me?
A little bit.
First of all, when you came in here, you had three buttons open
and now you have four.
So I'm just curious as to-- you want me to unbutton this one, too?
I gotta be honest with you.
I have nothing against nudity.
I prefer to be nude.
But just do it all the way.
Don't do it half-ass.
Yeah, I think you're very opinionated.
I think you might be right.
What kind of man do you think I am?
Cocky, flashy.
It's all great qualities.
You're an ass.
Yeah? Enjoy this.
He's full of himself.
And if you can be full of yourself, then all your other talent
and all your other good qualities are kinda flushed down the drain.
She's really upset.
And he just sounds like a frat boy.
I hate the way that he's such a brat.
I hate the fact that he thinks he can come in and treat some woman
like she's completely and totally inferior and accuse her of being overweight
when she's gorgeous.
If you're a celebrity, what are you "worth?"
Seriously.
He's a brat, cocky, a... He's a monster.
♪
Coming up... to be quite honest, you're being a dick.
Look it up on Wikipedia.
Your picture's on there right now.
And later... I don't like The Miz because he's a self-centered
little prissy-boy jerk.
You wanna say something?
Say something! Say it!
Oh, my God!
If you're a celebrity, what are you "worth?"
Seriously.
He's a brat, cocky, a... He's a monster.
Well, Rebecca's definitely a Maks hater right now.
I mean, everything from the past, what she thought, and the setup
that just happened, uh, it just ignited that fire that she has within.
He's way too entitled.
He is.
You're normal. You're normal.
When he's in a... (Groans)
Hi.
Hello.
Get out of here. Get lost.
(Sighs)
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Where... Why did you dismiss my friend?
'Cause I wanna talk to you.
Can I--can I just start by saying that, like, there are a trillion women
in this country that would just love to be sitting across from you at a table.
And how do you feel?
I feel completely and totally underwhelmed by the experience.
How would you describe me?
I've seen you dance, you know.
And? So?
And I like the way you stick your butt out.
It makes me want to put a saddle on you and ride you around the dance floor
like a sideshow pony.
Wait. What? (Laughs) (bleep)?
So now I'm a horse?
I think I know what to call you.
You're a hater.
I've seen you act... Like a total brat.
I saw you spank your waitress twice.
Don't like the fact that you called your waitress overweight
when she's gorgeous.
Listen, if you worked for me, I would say you were a little overweight.
To be quite honest, you're being a... Look it up on Wikipedia.
Your picture's on there right now.
(Laughs)
Look, I'm-a tell you the truth.
You've called me arrogant, cocky, worthless, frat boy.
Did I?
Are you really like that?
You already formulated your opinion.
Now. Go.
Why would I change it?
What actions I've seen... (Laughs)
How--how are you, dear?
Oh, my gosh.
Very nice to meet you. Mario.
Do you like... (Speaks indistinctly) Or what?
Oh, I love you.
Oh, my God!
Now you are on a show called "H8R."
You've been on camera.
I need another vodka, Mario.
We got 'em all set up right here, okay, Rebecca?
And he has pretty much just portrayed an image of what you believe him to be.
(Laughs)
Now with that said, you haven't really had an opportunity
to know the real Maks.
Of course.
So if you would allow me to arrange a little something
where you guys could hang out a little bit... You can--you can get to know
the real guy.
Afterwards, if you still, uh, you know, feel the same or maybe you have
a change of heart, then, uh, we'll be all good.
(Chuckles)
I think Rebecca's gonna be, you know, somewhat interesting.
I-I don't know if it's gonna be hard to win her over,
but I'm a competitor by nature.
I'm-a stick with my 5-minute turnaround.
You know, we'll see.
My dad always says it's all about the end results.
If it's gonna take 15 minutes, well, we'll give it 15 minutes.
Do I have your word?
You have my word.
All right, sounds good.
Maksim, sound good?
Thank you, Mario.
Yeah.
All right, my man. Good job.
Let's do it.
We meet again.
Indeed.
Don't forget to buckle up.
I know it's gonna block some of your chest hair, but it's safer that way.
It would take an act of charity to make me a Maks lover, because what I've seen
is disgusting to me.
I think that he's a jerk, what I've seen from him is appalling,
and it will take a miracle to sway me.
You seem to be very, very sure about me.
It's like you know everything about me.
I'm still kind of sore on that waitress' behalf
for the Spankfest you dealt her, so I'm kinda just basing it on that.
There are certain things you said before you ever saw me.
What was that based on?
The Internet.
Awesome.
Basing judgment on Internet and television is a very intelligent thing.
That might not be intelligent, but I'm doing it anyway.
We all do it.
I did not expect the car ride to be that awkward.
I mean, I expected that she's gonna be maybe a little bit in shock
from what she saw in the restaurant, but... (Chuckles)
You know, I didn't expect her to be that, you know, negative.
And so I really wanted to kind of change her mind already.
So--so you decided that guilty until proven innocent, right?
Don't you judge people?
Not until I meet 'em.
I have opinions based on actions.
If somebody kills somebody, I don't really need to know a person
to base my opinion.
You know what I mean?
Gotcha.
So you've never killed anyone, have you?
I don't know.
What does the Internet say?
♪
We're here.
(Mouths words)
I would've given you an opportunity to open my door, but I didn't think
that was realistically gonna happen, so... (Singsongy) Whoa.
(Normal voice) Moving up in the world.
Dancing got me to be in the position to be hated, but dancing also gives me
the tools to change people's minds, people's opinions, and people's lives.
Whoa.
You like it?
This place is amazing.
So I brought Rebecca to my domain.
This is my world.
Do you dance here?
It's where I live.
You live here?
Mm-hmm.
Where's your bed?
It's a metaphor.
I feel, you know, here in this atmosphere would be the best setting for me
to change Rebecca's mind about me.
Can you dance?
Yeah.
What would you like me to do?
I don't know. Anything.
Anything?
Yeah.
Just dance?
Surprise me.
How about tap dance?
Sure.
(Slaps)
Where--where-- where does the dance part come in?
(Snorts and laughs)
What do you want from me?
When I asked Rebecca to dance for me, and she did that... comedic little
tap dance routine, it was like she was trying to be derogatory
about my profession.
As a professional dancer, I'm really working hard my entire life on my craft,
and in this environment... (Chuckles)
You don't put me down.
♪
Coming up... and I have a personal problem with cocky guys.
You know, I see a very insecure chick, somebody who-- you need to always
prove yourself.
And later... I could care less what you or anybody else here thinks of me!
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
Whoa, guys! Guys, no!
You're gonna (bleep), kid.
Where--where does the dance part come in?
(Snorts and laughs)
What do you want from me?
I'm not you.
I don't have, like, championships.
Well, I don't expect you to be like me.
I-I hope not, but you do have high standards, so just being here,
I hope I'm not insulting your talent.
Yet again, how do you know-- this is, uh, this whole
"guilty till proven innocent."
It's not that you're guilty until proven innocent.
It's that there was a myriad of evidence out there in the media,
multiple sources, who all collectively say, you're cocky and you're bossy
and that you're a jerk, and I have a personal problem
with cocky guys like that.
Sources of what type?
Somebody that you dance with said that you were ultra strict.
Like, ultra strict about body weight.
Hold on. Hold on.
How does "ultra strict"
translate into "worthless"?
The worthless thing-- that's more like giving you a title of celebrity,
when, in fact, you're not quite at celebrity yet.
No, how do you know where I'm working up to?
Well, do you honestly judge women on their weight a lot?
Are you out of your (bleep) mind?
Do you think that I would be on the national television
in front of millions of people, in front of my parents,
my grandparents watching, my friends, people that raised me
to be better than that, and judge a woman on her weight?
Honestly?
A lot of the opinions that I hear about you are, like,
my friends, women gawking.
They're, like, in heat over you, like, "Oh, my God. He's so hot."
That annoys me so much.
And that pisses you off.
Yeah.
Because?
Because you're cocky.
Seriously, you-- you're entitled to your opinion.
You don't have to like me, but you don't have to hate me
because somebody else likes me.
I think that a lot of Rebecca's hate stems from being insecure.
Rebecca's body language showed that she's still a little bit
not, you know, confident and definitely uncomfortable in this environment,
this setting.
What if I take... A minute... okay.
To judge you, based on what I don't know.
You know, I see a very insecure chick... Maybe.
Somebody who-- you need to always prove yourself.
I gotta tell you that what makes me feel better is lifting people up.
Like, if you ask anyone who knows me... That's amazing, because this has not
been the case at all.
Exactly.
I have been very much contrary to that, because... (Sneezes)
No--bless you.
'Cause I'm allergic to you being cocky.
Oh, sh... Shiza Minnelli.
(Chuckles)
Like, what am I supposed to do with this "celebrity"
telling me an insecure chick?
I'm thinking, okay, so what?
I'm honest with you.
You're honest with me.
You're being a jerk.
I'm calling you out.
Whatever.
I had previously gotten the impression that regardless
of whether you were being nice or tough or arrogant, it all boiled down
to how to get what you wanted.
Yes, but--yes, 100%.
I'll manipulate the situation for you to get to the result
that I want you to get, but that's not where it ends.
It's because that would make you feel better about yourself.
So in reality, what you're telling me is, you're nice?
I don't have a reason not to be.
I'm demanding, yes.
The reason why I'm on "Dancing with the Stars"
is because I like to promote the activity that I spent 25 years doing.
I gotta show you something.
Do you trust me?
I really like to see people rise up above their (bleep),
so I'm gonna give him a chance.
We're going right here.
I really don't expect it to happen.
♪
These are unique dresses.
They're the best in the world.
Wow.
To understand the whole experience... Uh-huh.
Of what--what dancing is, you have to be in character.
I think actually this one's gonna look the best on you.
How did you know I needed big, stuffed, padded bras, too?
Who--who designed that one?
I need those big-time.
There's this gorgeous gown, and he's asking me to try it on, and I'm thinking,
no frickin' way.
Like, just a minute ago I was clowning on you, and now you want me to try on
this beautiful dress?
Okay. (Chuckles)
But, like, I don't want to look like a fool.
Rebecca, you ready?
Yeah, I'm... yeah.
(Laughs)
(Whistles)
♪
Coming up... bah!
(Gasps)
And then again.
Oh. (Chuckles) Wow.
It was like an unexpected second orgasm.
Two in a row. That's incredible.
In front. Your arm.
And later... Where are you, Miz?!
Oh, my God!
(Laughs)
Whoa, guys! Guys, no!
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
Rebecca, you ready?
I'm not quite sure if I'm gonna do this dress justice.
(Whistles and chuckles)
I think you're doing this dress a lot of justice.
Whoo!
Isn't it crazy?
I got a confession to make.
My boobs are, like, one-third this size.
I am a little bit insecure about my ability to dance,
but I could at least trust Maks' taste in ballroom gowns.
I could maybe trust him to teach me how to dance without making me look
ridiculous.
Can you just not stand like this?
How would you like me to stand?
This is--this is the body language for... Exactly.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Yeah, just be proud.
You look great.
Are you confident wearing this?
Yes, I-I am confident.
So stand confident, not this.
Okay, put your feet together.
(Chuckles)
Let's--let's say we're doing the cha-cha.
What's the cha-cha?
You go with your left.
Side, together, side, cha-cha-cha.
No, no, no.
Oh, sorry. (Chuckles)
So from there... cha-cha-cha.
(Chuckles) Okay.
Here. Stay.
Oh! Ohh.
Now you are just messing up.
Three, two... oh.
Cha-cha-cha, and we're back to where we were.
I-I think I can do that better.
Allow me to have the control.
At first I wanted to resist, but I definitely connected
with just his will to want to teach me something, so I could sense
that I was segueing into a period of better trust.
♪ Uno, dos, tres ♪
♪ hey ♪
♪ ay, ay, ay ♪
Forward.
Have you ever danced cha-cha?
Uh, no.
So why are you doing it perfectly?
'Cause you're a good leader.
(Chuckles)
I'm not a terribly experienced dancer, but dancing with Maks, he led me
with such great ability, and I followed.
I-I mean, I didn't know what I was doing, but I felt like a dancer.
Cha-cha-cha. Excellent.
I think this was a turning point.
Her eyes sparkled.
Her face lit up, and this is why I love what I do.
You like it?
(Laughs) Yeah.
Let's mix it up.
Cha-cha-cha.
Okay.
There.
(Gasps and chuckles) Wow.
That was awesome.
Ohh. (Chuckles)
Oh, the dip.
Oh, my God. (Giggles)
The dip was so... why am I just-- I'm excited just thinking about the dip.
Cha-cha-cha, two, three.
Bah!
It was like, "Oh, we're going this way."
(Imitates whoosh)
"We're going that way."
And then it was like, "Oh, you're going again."
Bah!
(Gasps)
And then again.
Oh. (Chuckles) Wow. Two.
Just for good-- two in a row.
That's incredible.
It was like an unexpected second orgasm, like, boom! Boom! (Laughs)
Honestly I just want to know about you.
Like, have you ever been hated?
I've never been hated, and I've actually not typically been a hater.
I know this might be hard for you to believe, but I got that sting,
where I felt like, ooh, he's so cocky, and when it was touching upon
just the way that I'm insecure.
You have to understand that I went through high school,
and--obviously, as we all have, and growing up and peer pressure,
and can you imagine?
I don't speak English.
I'm in Brooklyn high school.
I'm a dancer, and I try to hide it, because it's not cool.
Because I have a very strong foundation, it made me strong enough
to take it, you know.
But that's why we have to all watch out, you know, of passing judgment
like this, because not everybody is so lucky.
But all I ever saw was your typical competitive side on the Internet,
and that's not all of what you are, is it?
Maybe I should retire as a trash-talker.
So are you still a hater?
No.
Not a hater.
I'm a lover.
You're a lover?
Yeah.
(High-pitched voice) Ohh, Maks.
Oh, my God.
(Chuckles)
And we're back.
No, I'm just kidding.
Better look out.
I'll go into heat.
Awesome.
(Chuckles)
All right.
Thank you.
I woke up this morning as a Maks hater.
I didn't expect it to happen, but I'm not a Maks hater anymore.
I'm a Maks lover.
Love Maks.
You look good.
Turn your feet out.
One, two... better. Nice.
Listen, to all the haters out there, hating is one very, very, very small step
away from bullyism, and we've all seen in the past, that does not do anybody
any good.
You're better off dancing.
Boom. There.
(Chuckles) That was awesome.
Coming up... I don't like The Miz, because he's a self-centered,
little prissy-boy jerk.
You want to say something?!
Say something!
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
Whoa, guys! Guys!
The ultimate form of revenge on a guy that hates me is to make him look
exactly like me.
Sitting with me is one of the most villainous superstars in WWE history,
Mike Mizanin, A.K.A. "The Miz."
(Wrestling ring bell dings)
(Voice amplified) Awesome!
(Cheering)
Mike Mizanin rose to fame on numerous reality shows, and today he controls
the wrestling ring as WWE's outspoken "The Miz."
Part of his job is to make the audience hate him, but there are some fans
that have a hard time separating fact from fiction.
This might be a silly question, but have you ever met a hater?
Are you kidding me?
I'm in the WWE.
I am hated by thousands live each and every week.
They will literally go on a tangent for, like, five minutes
about everything that they can't stand about me--
the way I dress, the way I walk, the way I talk.
They think I'm annoying.
They think I'm pompous.
They think I talk about myself, which I do.
What's your biggest concern about meeting a hater?
Sometimes I-I feel that, with the WWE, they can't differentiate
The Miz from Mike.
I mean, Mike--this is me.
I'm a normal guy, average, everyday, you know, and it sucks when, you know,
you're going through an airport, you know, just trying to get through the day,
and literally someone yells, "You suck!"
I think people don't understand that in the WWE, I play a role.
I play a role of the bad guy, but they don't get to know Mike,
so I feel like this is a great opportunity for people
to actually see Mike come out, Mike shine through.
All right, Miz, here's the deal.
Your hater Michael has no idea I'm gonna show this to you.
He thought he was auditioning for a reality show about wrestling,
and we asked him about you.
You ready to meet your hater?
Yes.
I'm ready to meet my hater.
Let's go.
I don't like The Miz, because he's a self-centered, little prissy-boy jerk.
(Chuckles)
The Miz thinks he's a badass wrestler.
He's calling himself the best wrestler in the WWE.
No, I don't think so.
He's just not that great.
He makes me sick to my stomach.
He's a douche bag of the highest caliber, who thought he could get famous
by going on all of these reality TV shows.
It worked, but that doesn't mean you're not still a little whiny bitch, Miz.
(Chuckles)
When you hear these people say this stuff, does it--
Do you get more frustrated?
Do you get bothered?
Is it, like, you know, laugh it off?
All my life, I've-- I was told that you can't do something,
whether it was sports-- when I tried out for "The Real World,"
people told me I couldn't do that.
When I told 'em I wanted to be a WWE superstar-- "You can't do that."
So it drove me to basically say, "I want to do this, and I can do this,"
and I did it.
How do you deal with haters, when you've met 'em before?
Every single hater is absolutely different, so you never know what to expect,
what they're gonna say, but I just go off their feeling and try to understand
where they're coming from.
All right, Miz, here's the deal.
We're sitting outside this sports bar right here, and we have cameras hidden
inside, so we can see our accomplice Eric... (Beep)
And your hater Michael... (Beep)
Yeah!
They're gonna meet a friend of Eric's, and he's really an actor,
and his name is Dave.
(Beep)
Get in. Get in. Get in.
You get in. You get-- I'll get you a picture.
Your hater Michael thinks Dave hooked him up with passes
to a WWE fan appreciation day... (Laughs) That's good!
But what he doesn't know is that we faked the entire event
with an announcer, extras, and everyone's in on it.
Are you into this kind of stuff, man?
Hell, yeah, dude.
This is awesome.
Yeah.
So let's go inside of the control room, listen to what he has to say about you,
and when the time is right, you're gonna go in and confront him.
Let's do it.
All right.
♪
Okay, hey, welcome!
Welcome! Let me hear you!
(Cheering)
Ohh!
Wwe superstars love their fans.
That's what this is about, and if you don't mind,
we're gonna walk around tonight and talk to you about
your favorite WWE superstars.
(Cheering)
Maybe some of your not-so-favorites, see if we can get you fired up.
(Cheering)
Right?
Let me hear you, and I want to hear your favorite WWE superstar
when I point you out.
Are you ready?
(Indistinct shouting)
Triple h!
(Booing)
No. You, sir! Right.
Bring it. Bring it!
The rock!
(Cheering)
You, you, you!
(Deep voice) The undertaker!
(Indistinct shouting)
Is that how he does it?
That is how he does it, yeah.
(Chuckles)
One more--one more time.
One more time. Ready?
(Deep voice) The undertaker!
(Laughs) Yeah!
Our WWE'ers are-- are passionate about who they love and who they hate,
and he is giving a great example of it.
What do you love so much about the WWE?
(Deep voice) The action!
Oh, the action.
The drama!
Oh, the drama.
The excitement!
Ooh.
It's bigger. It's badder.
It's wrestling, baby.
Oh, it is.
Yeah!
It is.
That's right!
(Cheering)
Tell the cameras.
It's wrestling, baby!
Yeah!
This guy has no idea what's gonna hit him.
Are there any WWE superstars that you hate?
Ohh. Oh, no.
The Miz. Mike "The Miz."
Why are you in the WWE, Miz?
You're just a reality superstar that got carried away.
Get out of here, Miz!
All right.
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.
You are a coward.
You're a little pretty Polly Prissy (bleep) coward.
Ohh! Oh, no you didn't!
Oh, what great alliteration!
Yeah!
All right.
You know how to handle this guy?
Yes.
You know what you gotta do.
Really lay it on thick, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Give him The Miz that he thinks he knows.
Yep.
Go ahead, buddy.
I want some specifics now.
Here's what I want to do.
I want to hear some specifics-- what you hate about The Miz.
What I hate about The Miz-- he got on TV, and he said,
"Hey, I'm gonna be a star."
He didn't do it with the talent.
He didn't do it with the hard work.
He did it with the TV.
That's it.
He's all talk and no smack.
Oh, ho!
All talk and no smack?
That's right.
Say, "Where are you, Miz?"
Where are you, Miz?
No, louder.
Where are you, Miz?!
Louder!
Where are you, Miz?!
Oh, my God!
(Laughter)
You're the freakin' Miz!
(Chuckles)
You think this is funny?
Why don't you say it to my face?
Good to see-- I'm saying it to your face, Miz.
Go ahead.
Say it right to my face.
I don't like you, Miz.
I don't think you're cool.
I think you're a little bit of a coward, and, uh...Uh-huh. "Uh--uh--uh--uh--"
what are you gonna do about it?
"Uh--uh--uh--uh--uh--uh--"
Are you gonna stutter?
Oh. (Speaks indistinctly)
Is that what you're gonna do?
You gonna get a little nervous, huh, telling me that I'm not a star?
I'm the biggest star the WWE has ever had and ever will have.
I'm the talent!
I'm the number one!
I'm am the best superstar in the WWE, and I could care less
what you or anybody else here thinks of me!
I'm sick of hearing people say, "Oh, The Miz isn't talented.
The Miz is this.
"The Miz is that."
I am talent!
I make people!
I made Alex Riley!
I made Daniel Bryan!
I made John Cena!
I made every single person!
I make people famous!
What, you wanna say something?!
Say something!
Say it!
Oh, my gosh!
Whoa!
(Grunts)
Whoa, guys! Guys, no!
♪
Coming up... (Clippers buzzing)
The ultimate form of revenge on a guy that hates me is to make him look
exactly like me.
It doesn't look like yours, does it?
No. No, I don't think so.
Boom!
Wow.
What, you wanna say something?!
Say something!
(Grunts)
Oh, my God!
Whoa, guys! Guys, no!
Aah!
You're gonna (bleep), kid.
Don't hurt him, Miz!
Aah! No way, dude.
You're gonna die.
Don't hurt him, Miz!
(Grunts)
Guys, guys, guys!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold everything, gentlemen.
First of all, I gotta shake your hand for having the courage just
to attack my man right here.
(Chuckles)
You are the real deal, and you're also on a hidden camera show called "H8R,"
and this entire event was set up for you, because you, my friend,
are clearly a hater of The Miz.
Yes, sir.
But my man was laying it on extra thick today in The Miz role that he portrays,
'cause really, he's Mike... Yeah.
And Mike wants to show you that he's a normal, great guy,
so would you be open-- yeah, that's all right.
Would--would you be open to, uh, to spending a little time with him?
I set up something really cool.
Hang out, then afterwards you can decide for yourself, man to man,
whether you still feel the same about him.
Is that cool?
All right.
Accepted.
Cool with you, Mike?
All right.
Accepted.
Getting in The Miz's face felt awesome, even though I was
a little scared for my life at times. (Laughs)
It felt really good to get in there and really give it to the guy
that's been giving me all this grief, being a WWE fan.
All right, gentlemen, to your corners.
We need no more-- you got way lucky, by the way-- lucky that this is a TV show,
I swear to God.
Swear.
I'm not particularly looking forward to spending time with The Miz.
He wants us to hang out and try to be buddies, and so I guess we're gonna
go chill for a bit and see if he can try to get on my good side.
♪ Everybody, everybody ♪
What do you do right now?
I-I'm just selling stuff, musical instruments.
You play music?
Mm-hmm.
What do you play?
The guitar.
I actually play the guitar as well, but I'm terrible at it.
And I literally have a travel guitar that I travel with 'cause
we're on the road all the time.
Mm-hmm.
What do you like to play?
I play country.
You play country?
I play country. Uh-huh.
I'm a singer/songwriter.
That's what I wanna do, you know, be a country star.
You basically wanna be a country singer.
That's the dream.
Have you done anything to try to become a country singer?
I've done, uh, the "American Idol" thing.
You did "American Idol"?
Wait, you tried out for "American Idol"?
Tried out for that.
I must say, you are ballsy.
♪
Today, my game plan with this kid is to make him over and literally make him
walk, talk, and act like a somebody, make him feel what it's like to be me.
Welcome to bolt.
I'm gonna get him a haircut, I'm gonna get him to change his clothes.
The kid may have confidence on the inside, but on the outside
he looks like a dweeb.
Have a seat.
So The Miz brought me to this barbershop in downtown L.A., and said that
I needed a new style to go and be successful.
Did you cut your hair?
No, actually, I didn't.
I had, uh, Mohawk Matt do it.
Really?
Now I'm having reservations.
So I was thinking, do I or don't I put my fate in the hands of Matt?
Okay, we'll see what he can do with this.
(Clippers buzzing)
There's a lot of hair coming off of this.
By the way, it's looking pretty good.
It doesn't look like yours, does it?
No. No, I don't think so.
All right, good.
Do you hate me because I'm a WWE superstar and because of the persona
I portray on--on TV, or do you hate me as a person?
I hated you overall as--as both the persona and the person.
You're very full of yourself.
You're, uh, vain, your face and your voice.
It's not even something I can help, either.
I guess I'm just a hater today.
All right, let's take a look at this thing.
Let's do it.
All right, here we go.
Mm.
Boom!
Wow.
This is a complete readjustment.
I'm, uh, I'm not... Not happy with this.
I'm not one to brag about these sort of things, but... (Whispers) If you look
at the haircut-- exactly like mine.
(Normal voice) He doesn't look like me.
Ah, I don't look like you... Nah, he doesn't look like me.
Thank goodness.
The ultimate form of revenge of a guy that hates me is to make him look
exactly like me.
Did this.
This is all great, grand, wonderful.
We're getting there.
This is next, so we're going to give you a whole new wardrobe.
Dude!
You gotta look-- you gotta feel good right now.
(Laughs) I'm surprised myself because it's pink.
But I-I actually like it.
It does look good.
I told him I didn't want pink, but I ended up in this little number,
and, uh, it doesn't look bad.
(Laughs) It looks pretty good.
I'm looking sharp today.
You feel good?
I do feel good.
Do you like it?
I like it.
He made fun of my hair.
He made fun of my suit.
And then all of a sudden when he's wearing it, he all of a sudden likes it.
Puppet master's in effect, kids.
I love it. I love it.
Let's get out of here.
I got one more thing for you.
You ready?
The Miz's advice on how to succeed-- first was the look.
♪
You have to look the part and you have to look successful or people won't
take you seriously.
And it's good advice... From The Miz.
♪
So you changed on the outside.
How about on the inside?
How do you feel about yourself?
I feel good. I feel-- I feel a little more confident.
You know, I-- really?
This suit is making me stand up a little straighter.
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
It's one of those things, like, uh, if you feel more confident,
you feel better about yourself, then I think all will go well.
I can sit there and tell you, "Oh, you know, you do this and you do that,"
but it's all--it's a matter of what you believe in yourself.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Have you ever been hated?
Know what it's like to be on the other end of it?
No, I can't say that I have.
You've never been hated?
You've always been loved your entire life?
Everyone has just loved-- "Oh, there's Michael.
We love him."
I can't think of anyone off the top of my head that's hated me.
Now who's the cocky one?
I'm not-- you're telling me no one's ever hated you before?
I'm not being cocky.
I'm just being real.
Let's face it.
You got the hair, you got the suit, and you get to be a little cocky.
I don't make enemies.
Everybody has a little Miz in them.
Everybody.
Sorry, Michael, even you do.
I'm giving you an opportunity to put on a concert for a bunch of my friends.
Wow. Wow.
Not only are you gonna look the part--exactly.
Not only are you gonna look the part, but you're gonna be
on national TV, playing one of your original songs, if you could... wow. Okay.
For everyone here.
You up for it?
Wow.
I was absolutely not ready for this at all.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce Michael.
He's gonna play an original song.
(Exhales deeply)
(Cheers and applause)
All right. This is crazy.
(Chuckles)
♪ so I'm standing ♪
♪ in the ticket line ♪
♪ waiting for the counter guy ♪
♪ to check me in ♪
And as soon as I started playing and looking at the crowd
swaying back and forth, I realized, hey, I'm playing for a bunch of people
on a downtown rooftop with cameras all around.
Like, this is crazy.
I never expected anything like this to happen.
It was awesome.
♪ She says ♪
(Sings indistinctly)
Whoo!
Let's face it.
Michael has a nice haircut.
He looks great. He f-- you can tell he feels great.
He's a completely different person than when he first started.
♪ Life never goes ♪
♪ the way you think ♪
I think he's starting to gain a little trust in me.
I think he likes me.
♪ But I guess ♪
♪ small town people ♪
♪ oh, they never change ♪
Whoo!
(Laughs)
(Cheering)
Yeah!
Whoo!
All right. (Chuckles)
(Laughs) Wow! Whoa! Whoo!
(Cheering)
(Laughing)
Are you kidding me?!
Do you know her?
I do not.
(Laughs)
Well, you know her now.
(Speaks indistinctly)
All right, I have one final question, very serious question.
Do you still hate me?
Today, we did a lot of stuff.
I lost a bit more hair than I thought I was going to.
You've done a lot of things for me, and I thank you for that.
That's great.
And I feel like I-I did get to know Mike Mizanin a little bit.
It turns out we have a few things in common.
You got some insight into me that you didn't have before.
Right.
Okay.
But there's still The Miz... There is.
And... The Miz is still a cocky son of a bitch, and I still hate The Miz.
You still hate me?
Yes.
Well, you look good.
Thank you.
Whoo!
It's okay.
You'll enjoy being hated one day, I promise you.
All right.
You know, even after all the conversations, all the buttering me up
with suits and these pink shirts and spiky hair, you know,
it's--it's still hard for me to like the guy.
I still hate The Miz.
I'm a Miz hater, and that's the bottom line 'cause Michael said so.
Next time on "H8R,"
Alaska frontiersman turned political baby daddy Levi Johnston... I don't even
really call him a celebrity.
He's not a celebrity.
And supermodel Janice Dickinson's hater doesn't think she's that super.
Do you know who you're talking to?
I don't care about the d-list, okay?
And later this season... You're loud, you're ghetto.
Nene leakes.
Let me tell you something.
Ladies, can I-- can I just call a truce?
No, let me tell you-- Tito Ortiz.
(Bleep).
Strong hands.
Nadya Suleman.
Why do you think I'm crazy?
I'm helping you buy diapers.
You're not getting more vodka.
Game.
He's a famous rapper from Compton. Why doesn't he give back to Compton?
Charles Barkley.
I don't think you're Charles Barkley.
Let me see your I.D.
All coming up this season
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