Previously on Eureka...
We're in space. I've wanted to do this my whole life.
I mean, just look out there.
It's beautiful.
Hello, Allison.
Astraeus mission update.
Phase one is complete after the initial 387 applicants
presented their best scientific ideas for the six-month mission.
Next. Only the best of the best were chosen
to advance to the next stage.
We're putting you through to the next round.
As the selection process continues,
the 120 candidates now enter phase two,
physical fitness training.
All departments throughout Global Dynamics
are working to make the historic mission to Titan a reality
as we countdown to launch.
Hey. So am I early for coffee or are you late?
No, it's me. I'm sorry.
Work has been crazy since physical training has started for the Astraeus candidates.
But honestly, I just forgot.
It's okay, we still got time.
No, unfortunately I don't. I just got a shipment in,
so now in addition to the exams,
I have to install all this equipment.
I get it. Maybe later?
Yeah, I'm sorry. But I still think you're cute.
All right. Oh, yeah? I think you're cute.
A little help, Sheriff?
Thanks, Sheriff. No problem.
Morning, Jack. Hey, Henry.
Wow.
Tune up and a hand wax. That's what I call service.
Jack, you ain't seen nothing yet.
I've extended your remote entry and...
Here hold this, will you? Sure.
Okay, guys, can I borrow your bat?
Sure. Thanks.
Whoa!
Do you like it? Yeah.
I've hardened it with a resilient, super-dense protective coating.
Listen, I've got to run because candidate fitness training starts today.
Oh, in Eureka that involves
what, VR goggles and video games?
I wish. The instructor has a reputation for being merciless.
I said toes on the line, you worthless bunch of PHDs!
You are Group Alpha. I will be attempting to train you
for the physical fitness requirements of the Astraeus project.
This is my lab. You want to go into space,
on purpose, you've got to go through me first.
Who knows what a push-up is?
Oh, I do. It's a calisthenics exercise
focusing on the pectoral and tricep muscles dating back to the Greco...
I don't think that's what she meant.
Why don't you all show me what a push-up is?
Say, 50 times?
Down on the ground!
You're a botanist, right?
Kiss my grass!
That's looking good, Dr. Deacon.
Thank you, Jo.
Uh, Miss Lupo.
Come on, Alphas! Group Bravo says
that you are the sorriest collection
of community college rejects they've ever seen.
You want to prove them right?
What kind of mathematician can't get 50?
Forty-nine, 50. Anything else, Miss Lupo?
Why, I say 50 more, cupcake.
Let's go people.
Stop looking like a bunch of little girls in your panties! Go!
Dr. Marten, I was hoping to run into you at Café Diem last night
to go over the FTL map integration specs.
I'm sorry, did we have plans?
I ate someplace else with someone else.
Oh, uh, no, no. Here.
Urn, maybe at some point you might want to, you know, look over stuff together?
Sure, sure. Have you seen this?
I did just give it to you.
Once we establish an outpost on Titan, we'll have a base
for space exploration beyond our own galaxy. Isn't that exciting?
The most. So, uh,
somebody else, is that like a colleague or a completely platonic friend?
Just think, someone will get to see things we've only imagined
through probe imagery and spectroscopic data.
Cryo-volcanoes, methane lakes.
Yeah, well, assuming they live long enough.
That guy hasn't run for anything
since our Warcraft guild elected a new secretary.
Well, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Your body mass index indicates a healthy level of fitness.
Here you go.
Uh, thank you? What... What are these for?
No one's guaranteed a spot in the mission, including us.
What? But I'm the head of G. D!
And a space veteran.
I'm not sure launching yourself
into orbit and nearly destroying the ISS counts as experience.
But don't worry. You're not going to be alone.
See you out there, cadet.
Hmm. Nice logo.
This is extremely sophisticated imaging equipment.
Please be very careful.
Of course, Dr. Blake.
Someone got new toys.
Yes, thanks to the Astraeus budget.
Fargo, what are you doing?
Apparently, we're supposed to run everywhere. One of Jo's commandments.
Well, it's good to see you leading by example.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Holly is in your group.
Who Dr. Marten? She is? I did not know that.
Yeah, Fargo, you better go change.
NASA's here for the astrobiology review.
About that. I was wondering if you could handle that for me?
Fargo, look around you.
I have to handle all the candidate physicals,
not to mention give the entire town inoculations.
And look, they just brought more.
Inoculations? As in shots?
As in our planetary protection protocol.
We can't risk introducing a pathogen on this mission. I'm just busy.
Uh-huh. Read.
They're presenting a new method for chemosynthesis detection?
Fine, I'll do it.
Thank you.
Well, I better get started.
Okay, everyone. These boxes aren't going to unpack themselves.
Mmm.
So no boot camp for you, Sheriff?
I'm in the best shape of my life, Vince.
And you know what, they don't make maple bars in space.
Too true.
My mom, she acts like she's already in space.
She cooked me fried eggs this morning.
She knows I only eat scrambled.
Well, your mom's got a lot going on with the whole Astraeus medical thing.
What, so now I'm supposed to starve?
Yeah, you've got to starve.
Hey, honey, let me guess. It's a quantum runaway something or other.
Someone did what?
I'll be right there.
Someone robbed a bank!
Yeah!
Should he really be happy about that?
No blob, no wormhole, just a good old-fashioned bank robbery.
You seem downright perky, boss. Yeah.
We're going to do fingerprints.
We're going to do a tire impression.
We're going to interview... Witnesses.
Andy? Yeah, boss?
You said there was a bank robbery.
Yep, someone stole it last night.
Of course they did.
Well, it didn't get dragged off, so where did it go?
Good question. Although I am seeing
bits of crystal lattice decompression.
Is that good? Bad?
It's strange. I mean,
even teleportation wouldn't leave
this kind of quantum signature.
Huh.
And why would anybody steal a bank?
Because that's where they keep the money.
Oh, come on, Jack.
Monetary transactions in Eureka are done how?
Electronically. Exactly.
So the bank only holds safety deposit boxes.
No money, just personal items.
So what? So somebody wanted to steal
something inside the safety deposit boxes.
Yeah, well, they went through an awful lot of trouble.
I mean, the bank is reinforced with osmium.
I mean, the vault is a solid block of the stuff.
It is the densest, heaviest object in town.
You just can't pick it up and walk off with it.
Right. Hey, Andy. Anything?
Uh, no sign yet, boss,
but we have some folks here that are
pretty concerned about their safety deposit boxes.
Uh, if you could all just form a single line,
that would be swell.
Any chance you might be coming back? Soon?
Yeah, I'll be back in a second.
Let me know if you find anything.
Got it.
Bank robbery.
This town can't do anything normally.
Let's go, Group Bravo!
Oh, Fargo. Nice of you to join us.
Yes, the navigation systems will be online soon, Senator.
Doug, over here.
Doug?
Doug is shorter than Douglas.
I could save almost 60 milliseconds
every time I say your name.
Wow, that's uh... That's efficient.
Yeah, sorry, the FTL...
Dr. Parrish.
Doug.
Toes on the line! Group Bravo,
Group Alpha says that you are
the sorriest collection of community college rejects...
Zane, what are you doing here?
Hammer curls, Miss Lupo.
Are you trying to mess with me?
No, ma'am. I'm here for candidate training.
You're in Group Alpha.
I'm in all the groups. I like a challenge.
You can't do that.
Put on your uniform. He can't do that. Can he, can he do that?
Well, looks like he can.
Impressive musculature and stamina.
Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.
Too bad about his criminal record.
I mean, sure, the whole bad boy thing has a certain appeal,
but those felonies make him "no-fly. "
So, he's...
Totally ineligible for the mission.
This should help with your sprain.
Love the new nanoscale tomograph.
Me, too. It's like 1000 times more detailed than any MRI.
Thanks you, Astraeus.
So I hear that Jo has you running tires.
And doing chin-ups.
Those are the worst.
I am a neuroscientist, not G.I. Jane.
Oh, but Henry, he is loving every minute of it.
Well, let's see how much he's loving it
when he comes in for his physical today.
Ah, look at this. Good as new. Thanks, Allison.
Good. So, listen, can I talk to you for a second
as a neuroscientist?
Yeah, of course.
When I was working in here this morning,
one moment, I'm looking at a stack of boxes,
and the next, they're completely unpacked.
I mean dozens of vials of vaccines mixed and ready to administer.
Did your staff do it?
No, that's the strangest part. I asked them and they said that I did.
Have you had any nausea or shortness of breath?
No, no I... I feel fine.
My preliminary diagnosis is you are an overworked mother of two.
Typically, I would prescribe a week in Fiji.
But, um, let me run some tests to be sure.
Dr. Blake, you're next exam's here.
Okay, thank you.
Well, I will do that when I get a chance.
Okay. Sure. Thank you.
Let's go, Group Bravo! Go, go, go!
You're not even supposed to be in this group, Parrish.
I transferred. Dr. Marten and I discussed it during dinner.
You ate with him?
Yeah, then he showed me his equipment.
Whoa! It was really something.
Oh. My collection of antique particle physics equipment is unparalleled.
Partner up!
Hey!
Not now, Larry. Get off the phone. Don't make me say it again.
Crunch time, poindexters!
After you, Doctor.
Why don't I get to choose my own partner? I mean, I am the boss.
Well, out here, I'm the boss.
Here. Jump rope, Suzy.
So you guys really went out?
Isaac made samosas. Did you know he lived in India for a while?
And the view of Mount Eureka was so pretty.
We took a picnic up to that little campground.
You know, the one by the observatory.
Oh, yeah. I hear there's a lot of bloodsucking ticks up there.
He hears a lot of things.
What? No, no, I'm still waiting for inventory from six departments...
Everybody thank Dr. Fargo for the medicine ball drills we are about to do.
Set them for 10 pounds, eggheads.
Miss Lupo, Doug is just doing his job.
The things he's doing are things that need doing.
Do you want to set them to 20 pounds, Dr. Chatterbox?
No.
Way to keep your eye on the ball, Doug.
Great. Perfect, brainiac!
Sorry, Miss Lupo. I guess I don't know my own strength.
All right, move it! Get after him, go!
We could put out an APB.
On a bank?
That's not a conversation I want to have with Highway Patrol.
See, look at this stuff. I mean, you've got someone's first slide rule.
You got an antique Higgs Field Disrupter.
Mint condition Betamax.
No one would want to steal this stuff.
The sentimental nature of the items suggests
perhaps the perp will seek a ransom.
Or he runs the most boring museum in the world.
Or flea market. Don't say "perp. "
Okay.
Sheriff Carter. Yeah.
My grandmother's heirlooms were in the bank.
Just tell us what you're missing Dr. Boyle and we will add it to the list.
Let's see...
Carter.
Uh, what's that, Jo? Fargo's where?
Up a tree, kitten style.
Oh. Mommy.
How'd he get up a...
All right, I'll be right there. There in a second.
Grandma's gold wedding band. Her pearls.
Mmm-hmm.
Her antimatter.
Antimatter?
Dr. Boyle, I didn't know the bank allowed
proton collider output material.
It's an heirloom.
And it's in a Class Two static field,
which should protect it under most normal circumstances.
Oh, good.
That's good why, Andy?
Antimatter is extremely volatile.
One ounce can use an explosive force
equal to 1.22 megatons of TNT.
So someone didn't steal a bank, they stole a bomb.
Grandmas are supposed to make pie, not antimatter.
Ah. Ah.
Hey, Jack, you're all set here.
Oh, good.
So the antimatter detector tracks levels of antiparticle energy,
so the more it beeps. Right. The closer you get. Right.
How's our baryonic asymmetry?
Nominal. Ah.
Well, thank God, because if, you know, there's...
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Dr. Boyle's antimatter is most likely still in the bank vault.
So the detector will lead us right to the big bomb.
Right. You know this case was cool and old school for like a minute.
Oh, and Fargo's stuck in a tree if you could help out.
Okay. All right.
Stuck in a tree? I don't know. It's a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No GPS. I get it.
Oh!
I have to map the wake flow path lines to be sure,
but your airspeed must have been like 25 miles per hour.
There you go.
Hey, I think you left your dignity up there.
Oh, I'll show you dignity.
Calm down, Fargo.
But it was sabotage. He tampered with the medicine ball.
Oh, please. Like you need my help
washing out of contention for Astraeus.
Or other things.
Andy, arrest him. I'm pressing charges.
No, I didn't touch the stupid medicine ball.
I swear, I will flunk both of you.
You have the chance to go into space.
This is how you're going to treat the opportunity?
Why don't I go find that ball and we'll see what's what, huh?
Fantastic.
All of you get back to the field!
They need me back at G.D.
Of course they do. You're never going to qualify at this rate, Doug.
You can kiss that ticket to Titan goodbye.
The spirit of competition might be getting the best of some people.
It's not a fight to the death.
Although we don't know what Miss Lupo has planned for later.
Can't wait.
We could squeeze in another workout. Get you caught up.
Really? I'd like that. Yeah.
Great. I'll give you a call once Isaac checks me for ticks.
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Ugh, shots.
See, that wasn't so bad. You may be a little sore later.
I feel a lot sore. I missed the Astraeus subsystem inspection
because I was busy getting shot into a tree.
Now I'm going to miss sweaty yoga because I have a call with Washington.
Fargo, running G.D. Is a big job and so is being in Astraeus camp.
...Up with that? That's an awesome idea.
Let me think about it.
Wait, think about what?
Making you temporary head of G.D.
Just until I get back from space, of course.
Hey, hon.
How are you doing?
This is pointless.
I am not gonna be doing chin-ups on Titan.
All right, you'll get it. Can I help?
Henry, you can't fix this.
I mean, we have always done everything together.
What if this time you have to leave me behind?
You know what? I think we'll figure it out.
Oops, sorry to interrupt, folks.
Just looking for some balls.
Medicine balls. They seem to have vanished.
Vanished.
Dense stuff, osmium. Fairly unusual for it to just float away.
There's more in the gym back at G.D.
Fantastic.
Henry, what is it? Osmium.
The bank vault is made of the same substance.
Hey, Henry.
Jack, where are you?
Well, according to this thing
I'm right on top of the anti
matter.
Where'd you come from?
Henry, I just found the bank.
Jack.
I'm fine.
You fell 50 feet. Into water.
Well, when you go to med school, I'll take your word for it.
Well, maybe I will go to med school. Good news.
We were having some signal problems,
but we have a fix on the bank, and it's intact.
Well, intact, but floating.
Well, there is that. Maybe it's a gravitational anomaly
or an electromagnetic levitation.
What would happen if the bank came crashing down
with that antimatter inside it?
Right.
Enough said. Let's fire up the chopper and go get that bomb. Allison...
No, no, no. We can't put anything up in the air until we know what's going on.
Besides, the chopper's already up there.
Oh. Without a pilot.
What? Well, no. That can't be made from the "os" stuff.
Well, no, but it has components made of iridium
which is a similar density to osmium.
So objects with high concentrations of
dense metals are being affected?
Well, then what about my jeep?
The protective coating I applied contained an osmium compound.
Sorry.
Well, if the protective coating is floating my jeep this thing's getting worse.
Seems to be.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm just a little scattered.
Probably stress, I don't know.
Maybe I just need to take a break.
Well, that's a first. Yeah.
Um, but right now I need to speak with Henry,
and you need to take care of the town, Sheriff.
Sure.
All done tormenting physicists?
Half my equipment floated away.
Training's been canceled until we fix
whatever gravity glitch you geniuses have caused.
We're heading back to G.D.
Lead with the jab, then the cross.
Jab's the can opener, the cross is the spoon.
Hmm. I didn't know you boxed, Lupo.
Well, not since flight school. 28 and 0, six by knockout.
Knockout. I bet.
Hey, Rocky. Training is canceled.
Unless you want a bank to fall on your head.
All this work to get back into space.
After what you and Fargo went through,
I didn't think you'd want to.
I didn't at first, but then...
What? I was 11 once.
To be an astronaut. Every kid's dream.
Then you grow up.
Hey, um, Zane. Look, your criminal record disqualifies you
from being in the Astraeus project.
Yeah, I know.
What? You...
I just spent an hour trying to figure out how to tell you.
An hour? That's what you came up with?
Well... Okay, well,
why are you putting yourself through all of this?
I want them to see what they're missing.
They're going to tell me I can't go? Screw them.
Watch your step.
Hmm.
Okay, baby, you go in here and play.
Kevin, you okay?
As soon as I beat this level I will be.
There's an over-shield behind the covenant outpost.
Really? Thanks, SARAH.
Where is my tablet? Kevin, I'm going to go to the car and look for it.
Okay.
Hi. So I assume the lack of massive explosion means it's still up there.
Yeah, but it seems the bank is gaining altitude.
We don't hear that every day.
At least I think it is. Something's making our signals bounce around like crazy.
Well, we got a bulldozer. A big-ass telescope, and a turbine up there.
You sure one of your Zero-G space gizmos isn't leaking?
That's not how Zero-G works.
Well, not unless you subscribe to the theory of graviphotons,
where the superpartner of the graviton exerts a repulsive force.
Like Dr. Parrish.
Hey, Henry. You okay?
Yeah. Fine.
Scanner shows that gravity is operating normally.
Well, we've got a bunch of stuff up in the air.
How's that not gravity being messed up?
Because gravity doesn't make things heavy.
The Higgs Field. Uh, isn't that where the Mariners hold spring training?
No, that's in Peoria Stadium in Arizona.
The Higgs Field is the pervasive universal field that gives things mass.
Objects lose mass, they begin to float when the field is disrupted.
Like by a Higgs Field Disrupter.
There's one in the safety deposit box in that floating bank.
There are 76 objects aloft at last count.
Whoa, it's getting crowded up there.
Yeah, the disrupter's affecting gold, lead, carbon compounds.
At the rate the bank's losing mass,
by tonight we'll have to call NASA to make a withdrawal.
The Higgs Field interacts more strongly with dense, heavy objects than light ones.
Petro Gravity Field Generators.
They increase gravity in a localized area.
Thank. Oh, these are in the smart house.
Right. Full spectrum shielding. Allison...
It's adjustable!
There we go. Come on. You all right?
Yeah. Fine.
I didn't know you were going to turn it on. Sorry.
You can deploy them around town until we figure out
how to fix the Higgs Field.
It's okay. It's okay.
Mom, where were you?
Oh, I'm so sorry. You've been gone for hours.
Hours?
Yeah! SARAH and I called your phone like 20 times
and you didn't answer the phone.
We thought something happened to you.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, baby. I'm sorry, baby.
I know. Mama's sorry.
You guys reading me? Yeah. Loud and clear.
Okay, so the Higgs Field will keep unraveling until we turn the disrupter off.
Objects with smaller and smaller amounts of dense material will lose mass.
How much time do we have?
I'm guessing not much.
Guys, we're in trouble.
We're out of Petros. We've grounded Martha.
Andy and Jo have organized an evacuation into G.D.
Oh, good. G.D.'s shielding will protect it from the field disrupters.
For now.
Yeah. How about our flying bomb?
Uh, 10,000 feet over Tesla School and rising.
All that redistributed matter is what's been interfering with our signals.
So that's why we couldn't find the bank at first.
Yeah, you know what, I should check the weather.
We may be looking for our town in Idaho.
Allison.
Hey.
What is it? You okay? Kids okay?
Yes, they're fine. They're at the smart house with a nanny.
Good. What's going on?
I don't know. I'm losing time somehow.
Pieces of my day are just gone.
Gone how?
Well, one moment I'm doing something
and the next I'm somewhere else.
I left the kids alone for hours today.
What if something had happened to them?
Okay. Okay.
You got to have someone take a look at this, okay?
Grace ran some tests on me.
She couldn't find anything. Well, then...
Jack, I feel like I'm losing myself.
Yeah...
Hey.
This looks really intense, but I have to tell you,
Jo found who owns the Higgs Field Disrupter.
Great.
Go. Floating banks come first.
We're going to figure this out, okay?
We might even get to use some of your shiny new doctor toys.
This way, ladies and gentlemen.
You heard Mr. Data, no pushing.
Stay calm.
Oh, hey, Carter, they're right here. Right. Thanks.
Parrish, you didn't mention you had a collection of doomsday devices.
It's particle physics equipment, Sheriff Carter.
See, I don't see the difference.
Of course you don't.
It is a collectable, one-of-a-kind Higgs Field Disrupter.
It's signed, although the authenticity of the signature...
Hey! It disrupts the Higgs Field!
You should put it someplace safe.
Oh, you mean like in a bank? Yeah, like...
I see your point.
So when did you make the deposit? Yesterday.
Jack, it's an antique. I mean it should be completely inert.
It will take a powerful source of antiparticle energy to jumpstart that.
How about antimatter?
Is that antiparticle-y enough for you?
Yes. That would do it.
So, someone has to go up there and separate the device
from the antimatter that's powering it.
Duty calls, Sheriff.
Why is it always heights?
All right.
Nanoscale tomography analysis complete.
Let's see what we've got here. Show me the crazy.
Foreign bodies have been detected throughout the neo cortex.
Clarify those aren't tumors or lesions.
Negative. The nanoparticles are manmade,
composed of bio-conductive material.
Neural implants.
Couldn't there be a more terrifying way to get up?
No. I don't think so. I'm in!
Good luck, Jack.
Jack?
I'm all right!
Good. Now get yourself to the vault.
That's where the Higgs Field Disrupter is.
Oh! Jack, be careful. Now the building may be unstable.
Noted, unstable bank!
But what bank isn't?
At least there's no lines! I'm at the vault!
It's locked. How can it be locked?
The closest electricity's two miles straight down!
It's got a redundant power supply.
Just put your hand on the scanner.
The DNA locks have been recoded for you.
G.D. Has your sputum on file.
That's disgusting!
All right, Jack, to deactivate the Disrupter,
you need to separate it from the antimatter by using the Penning Trap.
That's the box we attached to your belt.
Right! Ready for box numbers!
361 and 362.
361, 362.
Do I have to lick the lock?
You can if you want, but that would be weird.
Someone put her in front of a cartoon!
Jack, the boxes are opening now.
Ah. Got a little glow-y vial of liquid,
doesn't seem to be an on or off switch.
Oh, oh, Jack... Uh, don't panic,
but that's not the Disrupter. That's the antimatter.
Just put it carefully in the Penning Trap.
You mean the box?
If you mean the box, you say box!
Put it in the box!
Don't yell at me!
Stupid Penning Trap!
Okay, What's next?
Uh, check the Disrupter.
Check... Right.
Uh...
Looks like it's powering off.
It worked!
Now the Higgs Field will gradually re-stabilize.
And all the affected objects will slowly regain their normal mass
and come to earth in a controlled descent.
Guys?
I'm going down!
Should he be falling faster than everything else?
Should I what, now?
Huh.
What, "huh"?
Looks like the bank will return to normal mass
long before it hits the ground.
I need to check my math.
Yes, please!
Guys, time is of the essence!
All right, all right, unlock the boxes!
Maybe something here can help me!
Uh, done. All right, so we generate
a magnetic levitation field using our super collider.
That takes 10 minutes.
I've got the inventory list from Andy.
There's got to be like a giant airbag in here or something!
What about an electromagnetic cushion?
The bank is falling way too fast. The impact would pancake it.
Yeah, fantastic!
Thrust. Vertical piloting,
it's how you land a jump jet on an aircraft carrier.
Of course. We could counteract the downward momentum of the bank
with something pushing up.
You want me to fly a bank?
No, not fly, just land.
With what? Jack, you've got the Higgs Field Disrupter.
We can turn it back on, but we need a focused burst.
If there was a field amplifier up there.
Yeah, there is. I just got to find it here somewhere.
Hey, what does it look like?
It's like a little... It's not that little. It's...
Well, it's round-ish.
Well, it's kind of like a... Yeah. Sort of.
Today!
It's small-ish. You know basket-y.
Like a broccoli steamer?
Oh, I was going to say parabolic antennae,
but sure, that's okay.
So point to the ground and flip the switch.
And then, Jack, very carefully,
just for an instant, open the box.
Right.
Here goes!
Whoa!
Jeez. That's not what a bank robbery means.
Just so you know.
Sorry, Sheriff, the bank was the epicenter of the disruption.
We didn't account for its accelerated mass recovery.
Got you. So we're all good?
Good? That was awesome.
Yeah. Yeah, Awesome.
Clean-up's underway. We'll get the Maglev crew here
once they're done hauling Archimedes out of a corn field.
Did everything make it down okay?
Uh. Mostly. One or two things escaped the EM shield
before we set it to contain the floaters.
Where's my jeep?
Four. Five.
Fifteen.
Oh, come on.
Good for you.
You know, whatever crazy test is next, I'm ready for it.
Come here. I want to talk to you.
Henry, what's... What's wrong?
Allison's new scanner has found something in my heart.
An atrial septal defect.
Now I'm fine as long as I'm here on Earth.
But because of Titan's
unusual pressure and gravity,
I'm cut from mission selection.
But I want you to go.
Oh, I'm going.
A little hesitation would have been nice.
And you're coming with me.
Grace... Henry, this is Eureka.
We solve the impossible every day.
We will find a way to help you.
Dr. Parrish,
your equipment's a lot smaller than you made it out to be.
Oh, my Disrupter.
Holly, I'd like to take you up on that workout offer a little later.
I've got time and gear's not floating off everywhere.
Yeah, great. Yes, oh,
I have determined that basketball provides the optimal mix of
cardio respiratory and muscular fitness.
I like to dribble.
That sounds like a lot of fun. I'll get my high tops.
Uh, Dr. Parrish, I need you to pull inventory reports
for your department right now.
Mmm. I see what you're doing, Doug.
"Dr. Fargo. " Out here I'm the boss.
At least for now. Inventory reports.
Mmm.
Excuse me.
Ooh. Don't forget your little thingy.
So, basketball. I have been known to slam dunks.
Oh, great.
What's this?
Orbital dynamics.
Being an astronaut is every kid's dream.
I listen...
Me join the Astraeus mission? No.
Why not? Right stuff.
Because I am not smart enough.
I heard you saved Carter's bacon today with science.
You're plenty smart.
The eccentric anomaly is the can opener.
And Keppler's equation is the spoon.
Zane.
I'm a felon. You're a grunt with a gun.
How about we screw some expectations, huh?
What?
We, um, never talked like this before.
True. Our conversations usually end with you reading me my rights.
That's not what I mean.
Me and the other you.
We sort of skipped past the being friends part.
Oh. Is that what we're doing here?
I just thought my life would be a lot simpler
if you were on another planet.
Now drop and give me 50 harmonic oscillations, cupcake.
"Cupcake. " Cute.
Mmm-hmm.
All right.
Start over here.
Hi.
Hey.
So you solved your bank robbery?
Yeah. Turns out the only person who broke in was me.
I looked for you at the infirmary.
But they said you ran some sort of
unpronounceable scan on yourself.
Oh, nanoscale tomography, it's a hyper-detailed medical imagery.
And? What'd you find?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Maintaining connection at full signal strength.
There's no more interference from the Higgs Field Disruption, Miss Barlowe.
So what do you think it is? Just stress?
Yes, I... I don't know what came over me.
It's just...
Work's been crazy.
But I am feeling much better now, Jack.
Good.