[Narrator] Previously, on Republic of Doyle.
[Allison] Bad time?
[Jake] No, it's a great time.
How's married life?
[Allison] We should probably talk about that.
[Jake] Does he have a gun?
[Mal] I know you don't like marriage, but... I don't care.
[Jake] Okay, for the last time, it wasn't a stag!
[Rose] It was a lame stag. Where is this coming from?
[Mal] I don't know. Everything just seems right in the world.
[Tinny] I'm trying to wind back your hydro meter. Have you
checked your bill lately?
[Chantel] Woah.
[Dylan] I just wanted to give you that. It's a little advance.
[Jake] Who is this and why is he saying my name?
[Chantel] The hydro is paid and the bud is blooming, everything is beautiful.
[Jake] Tinny, I know you know what you are doing... I do.
[Des] There's loads of other ways to make money.
[Tinny] I want to go to London... To school, Des.
[Jake] Do I ever get to see you again?
[Allison] Let's not confuse our personal relationship with
what's going on here.
[Jake] So we do have a personal relationship?
[Jake] Answer the phone.
[Rose] You are about as much fun as bingo night at a retirement home, almost.
[Mal] What do you mean I'm no fun? I have fun. I have lots of fun.
[Jake] Will the two of you shut up?
[Mal and Rose] Mind your own business.
[Jake] Answer the phone!
[Rose] Just admit you are scared. This is how behave when you are scared.
[Mal] Scared of what? Travelling to Mexico? I have work to do!
[Rose] What are you talking about? It's a vacation!
[Rose] It's okay to have fun once in a while!
[Mal] You're just like your mother.
[Jake] Hoh-hoh, you're on your own now, skipper.
[Rose] What is it you are getting at, Malachy Doyle?
[Mal] If you don't want to get married, that's fine, just out
with it. It's making me crazy.
[Rose] Not get married? What are you talking about, not getting married?
[Mal] You tell me.
[Jake] You two, stay here!
[Rose] I am trying to plan a vacation and suddenly I don't want to get married?
[Mal] Yes or no. Do ya or not?
[Rose] Honestly?
[Mal] Jake?
[Rose] Is he in there?
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Four hours earlier...
[Mal] Oh no, I'm absolutely game for anything. Whatever you want,
wherever. I'm barely hungry, so you choose.
[Rose] How about blue on water?
[Mal] Oh! Sure.
[Jake] You're a cheapskate.
[Mal] The Duke serves lunch too.
[Jake] And a romantic... [Rose] Honey, the Duke is right below our office.
[Mal] That's good... Take less time.
[Rose] Right.
[Jake] Oh nice, this is fun, I have to be honest with ya.
[Rose] I am not in the mood for fish and chips... and fricken
chicken wings again.
[Mal] What's wrong with chicken wings?
[Rose] Nothing, forget it. I'll um, I'll call you later.
[Mal] Hello? Rose?
<chuckling [Mal] What?
[Jake] Man, you gotta take a course or something on how to tend to your woman.
[Mal] You teach and I'll pass.
I'm trying to have this marriage last the rest of my life... not
4 hours. Mind your own business.
Next driveway on the left.
[Jake] Ah, this is quite the spread. What do you think a
wedding like this costs? 100- 150 grand?
[Mal] Anything less, what would the neighbours think? Thank God
Rose and I are past all of this foolishness.
[Joyce] One lantern for each table, think romance, dear.
[Mal] Joyce Clowe? Malachy Doyle... Spoke on the phone.
[Jake] Hi, I'm Jake.
[Joyce] Thank God you're here.
Sweethearts, over here. The last few days have been a nightmare.
The original venue was cancelled, fired the caterer and
Tricia's Vera Wang was shipped to Bermuda.
[Jake] Her Vera Wang? So you think someone was doing all of this on purpose?
[Joyce] He's trying to stop the wedding and I won't stand for
it. Chad king, Patricia's ex-fiancé.
[Mal] Ex-fiancé?
[Jake] She's been engaged before?
[Joyce] This is my daughter Tricia and her husband-to-be... Matthew.
[Matthew] Hi.
[Mal] Hi.
[Tricia] Hi.
[Joyce] Patricia broke off the engagement 6 months ago.
[Tricia] It was a terrible thing.
[Joyce] It's not your fault. It took until 3 days before the
wedding to figure that out.
[Jake] Whoa, you dumped this guy 3 days before you were suppose to marry him?
[Mal] You can see how he might be holding a grudge.
[Tricia] Really, I did not mean to hurt him.
[Matthew] Hey, his loss, my gain. Can you believe this one
said yes? Look at her. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
[Tricia] Stop it.
[Jake] What makes you think that uh... [Joyce] Chad.
[Jake] Chad is behind all of this?
[Joyce] He sent me a letter every day after we broke it off.
[Matthew] Yeah, begging to get back with her. No go, though, luckily.
[Tricia] He was awfully upset.
[Joyce] I understand dear, we all feel for him but this
wedding is going ahead, come hell or high water.
[Mal] Uh, certainly got a beautiful spot for it. Nice house.
[Joyce] Thank you. I'd invite you in, but we're getting the carpets cleaned.
[Carlie] Joyce, Tricia, they're taking away the chairs, now.
Just thought you should know.
[Joyce] Ah, m-m-Matthew.
[Matthew] I told those guys.
[Joyce] Excuse me. The chairs off the truck please.
[Carlie] I've been a bridesmaid 8 times, you are the most high maintenance.
[Tricia] No. Carlie is the best bridesmaid in the world.
[Jake] Hey, how ya doin'?
[Tricia] She's really toughing it out. But you will find your
man, I know it. Well, I really... Thank you... hope you
can help me, because this is supposed to be the happiest day of my life.
[Jake] Yeah, sure. We're on it, no worries.
[Tricia] Thank you. Come.
[Mal] Hey, that girl is getting married in the morning. Keep
your mojo in check.
[Jake] What? I didn't do anything.
[Mal] Yet.
[Jake] Okay, so Tricia was engaged to Chad, here, then she
dumped him for Matthew. Now, someone is trying to sabotage the wedding.
[Rose] Look what Chad wrote to her: "Tricia I love you more
than life itself, I can't live without you."
[Mal] "I have to see ya or I'll stab myself in the heart and
jump in the sea." Eeh... [Rose] So romantic.
[Mal] Yeah, in a pathetic, crazed kinda way.
[Rose] Hun, he may be crazy but he's showing he cares about her at least.
[Des] People are attracted to crazy... And geeks too, lots of
girls and you wouldn't think they'd go for a geek but they
do. Geeks are e new trend.
Not-not-not crazy geeks, geek... Geek.
[Jake] Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. And there's Carlie... bridesmaid.
Now, is it just me or does she seem a tad bit resentful to you?
[Rose] Bridesmaid's dresses are usually pretty butt-ugly. 2 in
one year? I wouldn't blame her for taking revenge.
[Mal] A bit extreme wouldn't you say?
[Jake] Yeah, it's not exactly a motivation to ruin an entire
wedding. But there was, you're right, definitely something up with her.
[Rose] Fine, whatever.
[Jake] Uhh.
[Des] Uh.
[Jake and Des] I have to take this.
[Mal] You okay?
[Rose] Yeah.
[Mal] You sure you're okay?
[Rose] Mmm-hmmm.
[Mal] You seem a little off.
[Rose] Nope. I'm fine. But if you keep asking me and I won't be.
[Mal] Huh?
[Jake] No, no. Just, uh, working a case. Where are you at?
[Allison] I haven't seen ya in a couple of days and I have a
court date that just got cancelled. How about a bite?
[Jake] Depends though, what kinda bite you're talking about.
[Des] Oh, that's so strange, I was just thinking about you. Uh,
nothing dirty. I was just... Thinking.
[Tinny] Shut up, I need your help.
[Des] Good, yeah, I can help in any way. People often say how helpful I can be.
[Tinny] Meet me at Chantel's, and bring the van. I need to move the product.
[Des] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, Mal will never, and I'm
not really comfortable with grand theft drug moving. Oh, my
God, should I have said that on the phone?
[Tinny] Just do it, Des.
[Des] Hello? Tinny. Tinny.
Tinny!
[Jake] Mmm-hmm. Well, yeah, I look forward to that and thank
you for calling me.
[Mal] I hate this crap. So decadent.
[Rose] That's a bit extreme don't ya think?
[Mal] I just don't see the point. [Rose] The point is you get on a
plane and you fly away and the world doesn't end while you are gone.
[Mal] We're in the middle of a case.
[Rose] You're just scared no one will miss you.
[Mal] Knock it off, I'm not scared.
[Rose] Malachy I'm joking, okay?
You could stand to relax once in a while.
[Jake] Uh, you two, uh, you're all right there?
[Mal] Yeah, we're fine.
[Jake] Right, Des why don't you come with me?
[Des] All right.
[Jake] Anyone know where we could find Chad?
[Rose] He runs a boat tour in the harbour.
[Des] Uh, I actually have a thing.
[Rose] O'Brien's Cruises.
[Jake] Okay, good. Dad she's right, learn the chill. Oh these
are your keys, sorry.
[Rose] Thank you so much, Jake.
[Mal] You learn to chill.
[Chad] Tour the narrows!
Cheapest trip out of St. John's!
Cheapest trip out of the harbour folks, there ya are.
[Jake] Chaddy. Dude. How you doing man? Jake man, Jake Doyle.
I met you the last time I was in town. I was at your stag.
[Chad] Right, right. Yeah, yeah.
[Jake] So, how's it going? How's married life? You were with Trina, right?
[Chad] Yeah, Tricia. Yeah, no we're, uh... [Jake] Perfect for each other?
That's what you kept saying that night, you know? Over and over and over.
[Chad] Yeah, no. She's marrying someone else. You know, some
nerd. Plays videos games for a living.
[Jake] Wow, video games. That sucks.
[Chad] Yeah, can you believe it?
First me, then she says yes to some crazy... Rich guy, and now, super geek.
[Jake] Tricia's been engaged twice since you've been with her?
[Chad] Yeah, she left me for some guy, Edward Mykos. Yeah,
Tricia's a flake. Commitment issues, you know. She'll get hers. Everyone does.
[Jake] Yeah, right. Edward Mykos. I'll see ya around.
[Chad] Yeah, yeah. Tour the narrows. Most romantic trip out of out St. John's.
[Des] Excellent undercover work, man. Excellent. I was watching
you, right, and I completely, completely forgot that you
didn't actually know the guy.
[Jake] Looks like Tricia's been collecting fiancés. And we gotta
track down this guy, his name is Edward Mykos.
[Des] Hey isn't that uh, isn't that the jealous bridesmaid, Carlie?
[Jake] Yeah, it is.
[Des] Should we follow her to see where she's going?
[Jake] No, let's track down Mykos, first. Uh, we'll check on this, later.
[Des] Hello?
[Tinny] Hey, how's it going?
Where are you?
[Des] Uh, I can't talk. No, vay, evendez.
[Tinny] Des, I need you to get here before Dylan does.
[Tinny] Desmond, I'm serious.
You get here in 30 minutes or less and you'll be my hero forever.
[Jake] Des!
[Des] Yeah, yeah!
[Mal] I have a business to run, Rose! I can't leave right now.
We're overloaded as it is.
[Rose] A break. Seriously, running around with Jake, all
this work, you need one. I'm just sayin' it wouldn't kill ya
to take a vacation once in a while.
[Mal] In a couple of months, drop it.
[Rose] Drop it? You need to slow down.
[Mal] Oh, so now it's about me?
I'm fine, thanks very much.
[Rose] Really? Okay, ha... [Allison] Hi.
[Jake] Hey.
[Mal] Hello.
[Allison] I, uh... [Jake] Court.
[Allison] I... [Allison and Jake] Have to go to court.
[Allison] It was nice seeing you. Thanks for lunch.
[Jake] Hey, my pleasure. Thank you very much for coming by on
such short notice and for... [Allison] Bye!
[Jake] I'll call ya.
[Allison] Okay.
[Jake] We were just discussing legal real estate positions.
[Mal] Is our office a university frat house?
[Rose] You know what? You are right, Mal. Why would we leave all of this.
[Jake] No, we were in a meeting, it was, whatever. Why don't you,
you know? The case. What about that guy I told you to find, uh,
Edward Mykos. What do ya got on him?
[Rose] Yeah, Edward Mykos runs a software company in town. Top
secret development.
[Jake] It's a bit weird though, isn't it? Neither Joyce nor
Patricia told us anything about this guy?
[Mal] Clients eh? They want to pick and choose which skeletons
we pull out of their closets.
[Jake] Right o you got an address for him?
[Rose] Right there.
[Jake] I'll go find out what kind of secret enterprise he's
up to... Like sabotaging a wedding, maybe.
[Mal] Next time, hold your private meetings somewhere else.
[Rose] Or yeah, or put a coat hanger on the doorknob, frat boy.
[Edward] From Hong Kong. So, he's going to need some kind of
gift. Those people like you know, whatever. Id don't know.
[Jake] Edward Mykos. How you doing? I, uh, I'm your three thirty.
[Edward] Really? My three thirty is a graphics designer from Hong Kong.
[Jake] Oh, okay. Well I'm your four o'clock, then.
[Edward] Get security. So, who are you, really? Corporate spy?
Reporter? Fashion insider?
[Jake] No. Actually, I'm a private detective. I was hired
by Joyce Clowe. She's trying to find out who's trying to
sabotage Tricia's wedding. Now, you two, you have a bit of a past.
[Edward] Oh, it would be horrible for someone to ruin Tricia's big day.
[Jake] Being ditched at the altar leaves quite a sting, wa?
Is it affecting your self-esteem? Because I'm tellin'
ya, it's nothing a night at the Sundance won't cure.
[Edward] My self-esteem is just fine, thank you. More than I can
say for Tricia's newest fiancé, Matthew.
[Jake] So you know Matthew?
[Edward] I fired him... two months ago. They're a good pair,
those two. Thick as thieves.
[Jake] Really? So what is it you do here, exactly?
[Edward] We design and distribute the latest in online entertainment.
[Jake] Video games. Exciting.
[Edward] Look, I could care less about Tricia, her mother or the
deadbeat... Matthew. So, this is goodbye.
[Jake] Well, thank you for your time. Bye.
[Jake] Just, you know, take her out for dinner or something. You
know, stop being so contrary.
It's a fight you can't win, trust me.
[Mal] I love that all of a sudden you're some marriage expert.
[Jake] Edward. That was Edward.
I just saw him like, two minutes ago on water street. What the
hell's he doing here in such a hurry?
[Joyce] I don't want to pay for caviar that's gone bad. Excuse me.
[Jake] You want to tell us why we just saw Edward barrelling out of here?
[Joyce] Edward? Edward who?
[Jake] Edward who? You know your daughter's other fiancé. What
does that make three in the last six months.
[Mal] Is there a reason you didn't mention Edward?
[Joyce] I'm sorry. I should have mentioned him. It's just that
Edward Mykos is an embarrassing mistake that we'd like to
forget. I don't think he's doing this.
[Jake] And why is that?
[Joyce] Cancelled wedding cakes and such, that's not his style.
He's much more ruthless than that.
[Matthew] Package arrived for Trish. Do you know if she got it or?
[Jake] Uh,
[Joyce] Oh, my God!
[Jake] You okay?
[Tricia] Yeah.
[Joyce] You're sure you're okay?
[Tricia] Yes... [Jake] Shouldn't we uh, you know, go inside?
[Tricia] No, I'm fine. I'm okay.
I'm... [Matthew] What were you even doing in there?
[Tricia] I got the veil and I just wanted to try it on and the
fire just came out of nowhere.
[Mal] The fire department says the blaze in the tent was caused
by an accelerant.
[Tricia] And Edward Mykos was here?
[Joyce] Now let's not get spooked by all of th. You just
pull yourself together and focus on tomorrow.
[Jake] Okay, call meld fashioned but a bride catching
on fire seems like a bit of a bad omen. No?
[Joyce] We're not cancelling.
Not after all this hard work and preparation.
[Tricia] Mom, no. I have no intention of backing down. I was
not raised that way. I'm getting married tomorrow, as planned.
[Joyce] Then let's just find out who did it and stop this nonsense.
[Jake] Carlie. We need to ask you a couple of questions.
[Carlie] Uh, sure.
[Jake] You know, due to the recent events, I think this
one's kind of pertinent. What's your relationship with Chad? And
why were you going to see him at this work?
[Carlie] I told him to back off.
He's a stalker. He's a freak.
Tricia doesn't need that right now, you know. The girls are here I gotta go.
[Jake] Looks like the stagette is starting. Maybe they need a stripper?
[Mal] Things are getting a little heated around here.
Someone should stick around and keep an eye on these girls.
[Jake] Yeah, I know a guy who likes to watch.
[Des] Tinny. Anybody?
[Des] Hello?
[Tinny] Where have you been?
[Des] Aah! Tinny. Be careful, one false move and I could have taken you out.
[Tinny] Shhh. Help me get these bags out before Dylan finds out.
[Des] Hello.
[Jake] Des, why are you whispering?
[Des] Uh, uh... I have laryngitis, it runs in my
family. Two of my uncles died of it during the war.
[Jake] Well just, you know, gargle or whatever and get over
here. I need you to babysit some bridesmaids.
[Des] Excellent, I'll be right there. Oww what are you hitting me for?
[Tinny] You said you'd help me!
[Des] But I have work and I will, but just look at what
you're doing here Tinny. This noseworthy guy is a creep... and
you're not a creep so just walk away from this and go.
[Tinny] I owe him a thousand dollars.
[Des] What?
[Tinny] Shhh!
[Dylan] Tinny?
[Tinny] Get the bags, go, go.
Get out. Go. Take them, get out.
Go. Pull me up. Ahh! Dylan let go. Des, pull!
[Dylan] Give me the bags!
[Tinny] Des.
[Des] Oh my God, I just hit a drug dealer.
[Tinny] Forget him. Let's go!
[Edward] Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got all that. You don't have to
repeat yourself. Yes, I've read the contracts. What do you take
me for? I have to go, I'll call you right back.
[Jake] Whattaya at, Eddie?
You're a brave man leaving the top down. See, the gulls they're
the size of dogs in this town.
[Edward] What do you want?
[Jake] I saw you leaving Tricia's, just before the tent caught on fire.
[Edward] Really? Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple. Is the wedding off?
[Jake] No, actually.
Disappointed?
[Edward] Someone's wasting a lot of energy. Tricia will just bail
out before the wedding. She always does.
[Jake] Well, maybe you're just making sure. For good measure, I mean.
[Edward] I got better things to do with my time than ruin that's
brat's new wedding plans.
[Jake] Well, uh. You enjoy your drive, today.
[Edward] It's me. I did what you suggested but it didn't work.
[Recorded voice/Edward] Look, the offer was throw right back in my face.
[Recorded voice/Carlie] Well, try again. Do you know what'll
happen? The day after the wedding, the onslaught begins.
[Jake] That's the only interesting stuff. The rest is
him ordering a squash court and butchering the words of some
classic rock tune. What's that, dad? Why yes, it is interesting
that Carlie, the bridesmaid, is calling Edward Mykos. Rose?
You're right, the onslaught begins? What the hell does that
mean? It's a very odd turn of phrase. So this is what it's
come to? Huh? Two of you giving each other the silent treatment.
That's very mature guys. So obviously, Edward Mykos wants
the wedding stopped. But it doesn't mean he's behind all of
this. And now we've got Carlie, the hot bridesmaid, calling all the exes.
[Mal] Women like to stir up trouble.
[Rose] Oh, as if men are any different.
[Jake] Oh, okay.
[Rose] Chad has a restraining order against him from a previous relationship.
[Jake] Before Tricia?
[Mal] Why are you looking at me like that?
[Rose] Like what?
[Jake] Ahh... Joyce is awfully eager to have this wedding
happen, tomorrow. So you know what? I'm going to go talk to
her to find out why.
[Mal] I'm coming.
[Rose] I'm comin' too.
[Jake] Oh, this will be fun.
[Joyce] Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
Sweetheart. Sweetheart. How am I supposed to think through all of
this? You, take that limo and get these girls out of here.
[Des] Oh no, no, no, no. We're not here... [Tinny] Yeah. Sure we'll drive
them. That's great.
[Joyce] Girls, let's go. Time to go.
[Des] The weed? What are you doing? What are you doing? What,
you can't put that in there.
[Tinny] What? We can't drive around in Dylan's car. He'll be looking for me.
[Des] It's a stretch limo full of drunken bridesmaids.
Hot... yes. Low profile... no.
[Tinny] Well, would you look at it and think it's full of 20
grand worth of pot?
[Tinny] Come on, rubber boots, it's a tradition.
[Joyce] Can you get them out of here, please?
[Des] We're still kinda talking this through, here.
[Mal] That is not what I say.
[Tinny] Des.
[Mal] No it's not.
[Rose] You're taking it back now?
[Des] Everyone in the limo.
Everyone in the limo! Everyone in the limo. In the limo, in the
limo, in the limo. Doors and windows closed. In the limo, in
the limo, in the limo.
[Carlie] I'm not feeling so good. It's not a good time to
move. I'll catch up later.
[Jake] Guys, please!
[Rose] Well, you tell me!
[Jake] Was that just my assistant, Des, driving that?
[Joyce] Well, I had to get that stagette out of here. Luckily,
the limo showed up. I think one of the girls organized it. No
driver, keys in the ignition.
It's one good thing to have happened.
[Des] Hey! Sit down back there.
Now, I'm serious. No moving while the limo is in motion.
[Tinny] Des.
[Des] What? It's Jake.
[Des] It's Jake!
[Tinny] Gun it, Courtney.
[Jake] Answer the phone!
[Rose] Y are about as much fun as bingo night at a retirement home, almost!
[Jake] Answer the phone!
[Rose] So full of pride. That's what it is. You're full of
pride! Honest to God, you drive me nuts! Just admit you're
scared. This is how you behave when you are scared!
[Mal] Scared of what? Travelling to Mexico? I have work to do!!
[Des] He says I should pull over. I should pull over.
[Tinny] Are you nuts?
[Rose] It's a vacation, people have them! It's okay to have
fun once in a while.
[Mal] You're just like your mother!
[Jake] Hoh-hoh... You're on your own now, skipper.
[Mal] If you don't want to get married, that's fine. Just out
with it. It's making me crazy!
[Rose] Not get married? What are you talking about, not getting married?
[Mal] You tell me.
[Jake] You two stay here!
[Rose] I am trying to plan a vacation and suddenly I don't want to get married?
[Jake] Get out of the car!
[Tricia] What are you doing here?
[Des] Please don't hurt me.
Please don't kill me.
[Tricia] You are so... [Jake] There's a bomb in the
car! Go, go, get everyone out!
Tinny!
[Tinny] Hi.
[Jake] What the hell? Come on!
[Mal] Yes or no! Do ya or not?
[Rose] Honestly?
[Jake] Come on!
[Mal] Jake?
[Rose] Is he in there?
[Rose] Is everybody okay?
[Mal] What is going on here?
[Jake] Looks like someone is trying to kill the bride.
[Tricia] Oh my God. How did this happen?
[Jake] Do you think Edward or Chad would be extreme enough to,
you know, plant a bomb in your car?
[Tricia] I have no idea. I just, I can't deal with this right now.
[Mal] You'll be fine. We'll keep you safe and find out who's behind this.
[Jake] Let's get you a cup of tea. The cops are doing an
analysis on the bomb. We should know more tonight. Is Joyce on her way?
[Mal] I told her to sit tight.
We should get the girl back home, keep an eye on her. She
said Carlie would take her.
[Jake] And where is Carlie, anyway? She wasn't in the limo.
Is that customary that the maid of honour, you know, accompany
the bride to the stagette party?
[Mal] Some best friend, huh?
[Jake] Yeah, just uh, give me a sec.
[Rose] Mal, hey. Nothing like firebombs killin' your whole
family to put things in perspective, huh?
[Mal] Yeah. I'm sorry. I was a jerk.
[Rose] No, no... yeah, you were, actually.
[Mal] So, you sure you wanna... You know, do the deed?
Marry me and that.
[Rose] Yes, of course, Malachy.
I never doubted that for a second. Have you?
[Mal] No. Do it right now, but the client might be a little ticked.
[Rose] I think that all of this juvenile anticipation on my part
has made me a bit nuts. I mean, I've been looking at wedding
magazines like a 20 year old bride.
[Mal] Let's do it simple. Cheap.
For just you and me. Look honey, I want nothing more than for you
to marry me forever. That's all that counts, right?
[Rose] Yeah, sounds about right.
Cheap, really?
[Mal] Yeah.
[Jake] How ya doin'?
[Tinny] Good. That's the last time I go on a joyride with Des, though.
[Jake] Knock it off. Come clean with me. What are you into here?
All right Tinny, I can't help you if you're going to be
stupid. So why don't you think about how you're explain to me
the huge smell of marijuana that came from the burning limo that
you just happened to be in. You know what, don't say anything.
Just think about how you're going to explain it to me. And
think about how I'm going to keep you out of jail with all
this. Honestly, Tinny, I expected better from you.
[Des] Tinny, we need... we need to make it right with Dylan. Ok.
We don't want him any madder. We did... Hit him in the head with
a bat, steal 20 thousand in drugs and rip off his car.
[Tinny] We can't make it right Des. I owe him a grand and my
nest egg just burned. I'm screwed.
[Jake] Hello, Matthew.
[Mal] Bride almost blows up with her full wedding party... you'd
think the groom would pop by for a "how you doin'"? Far cry from
what Trish is used to.
[Jake] Oh, it's a dandy little apartment.
[Mal] Maybe you should move in here.
[Jake] What the hell is all of this?
[Jake] I have to take this.
Hello.
[Allison] Did you solve your case, yet?
[Jake] Uh, yeah, well I'm working on it. How you doin'?
[Allison] Take another stab at that lunch meeting? Are you around later?
[Jake] Yeah, we're going to be working late. But, um...
[Allison] Uh, don't worry. I'm a night owl, too. Do you have a
strange feeling are clicking into place, here? Or is that just me?
[Jake] No, I mean no, I mean yes, I mean no, I mean it's not
just yes... I... what I'm trying to say is, um... yeah. Wait up
for me, I want to... I want to see you.
[Allison] Good.
[Mal] What do you got?
[Jake] I've got a feeling that our groom is not as squeaky
clean as he's lettin' on.
[Mal] Hey, there he is.
[Christian] Dad.
[Jake] Hey, new gig?
[Christian] I gotta do something. Dad set it up. Plus,
you know, booze was never my problem.
[Jake] Cops aren't chasing ya and you're off the crack
so... you gotta do something I suppose, right.
[Christian] Don't worry, I got plans.
[Jake] Plans?
[Christian] Let me get a few things together and then trust
me, I'll be coming to you, first.
[Jake] Terrific. I look forward to it.
[Christian] Hey Jake, listen, uh. Thank you. You know, for
being my brother... And for being there when I needed it.
[Jake] Whatever.
[Rose] All right, this file you nabbed from Matthew's apartment
contains the early work for a video game. It's kinda like a
blueprint for a game engine which is what makes a videogame work on the inside.
[Jake] So, how much is all this stuff worth?
[Rose] Are you ready for it?
40 million dollars.
[Mal] What? For little men playing jump and run?
[Rose] Yeah.
[Jake] So, it turns out Matthew is a video game designer... not
a player like he was letting on.
[Rose] And check this out. The back of this design there's like
a handwritten contract.
[Jake] Why don't you have Walter look into that.
[Rose] Yeah.
[Mal] What does a videogame engine have to do with cancelling a wedding?
[Rose] I don't know.
[Jake] What is going on with my niece? Why was she in that limo
with you? And why did the whole place smell like pot after it
blew up? Tell me everything Des, or I swear to God I will hang
you upside down from junction's deck until you cry.
[Des] On man, Tinny's gonna kill me. But you would kill me much
more painfully. Hey, can I uh, get an advance on my salary?
[Jake] Are you out of your mind?
[Des] A tiny thousand. You can give it to me in coins, I'll roll it myself.
[Jake] Why does Tinny need a thousand bucks?
[Des] Hockey memorabilia?
[Jake] Practice full confession Des, because I'm going to get
this information out of you even if I have to water board you
myself. Do you understand?
[Rose] Oh. Doyle and Doyle, Rose... uh-huh, yeah. He's actually right here. It's
Tricia.
[Jake] Yeah.
[Tricia] I just got another letter from Chad. It's him. He's
sabotaging the wedding.
[Jake] A letter from Chad? What did it say?
[Tricia] It says he's going to kill himself at our "usual
spot". He's pathetic, okay, so he'd totally do it. I can't live with that.
[Jake] Okay, Tricia. Do not go see him. All right, he...
[Jake] Tricia. Rose, call Joyce see if you can find out where
Chad and her usual spot is. Dad we gotta go.
[Rose] Okay.
[Jake] Hey Des, I'll see ya later.
[Jake] This looks like Tricia's car.
[Mal] Tricia!
[Jake] Tricia! Her purse, her id.
[Mal] It's from Chad. Looks like she's been kidnapped.
[Leslie] We're going to hold onto the letter. See what forensics makes of it.
[Jake] Okay great. I took a few snaps of it with my phone, I
hope that's all right.
[Leslie] Look, whatever helps find her. And we've got an a.P.B. Out on Chad.
[Jake] Whatever you find, if you could let me know I'd really appreciate it.
[Leslie] You're worried about this one.
[Jake] Chad might have a bit of a violent past and Tricia is
terrible when it comes to choosing her men, so... [Leslie] And the wedding is
tomorrow? Poor thing.
[Jake] Yeah.
[Leslie] By the way, limo bomb, it's a simple incendiary device.
Two small pressurized gas canisters strapped to the exhaust. Forensics said it
should have been more bang than bomb. Wouldn't have done much
more than take the tailpipe off if the limo hadn't busted a gas
line going 150 on those roads.
[Jake] Really? What? Can't I keep them?
[Leslie] Just one.
[Mal] What did ya find?
[Jake] Well, you know those lanterns that Joyce had?
[Mal] The gas canisters?
[Jake] Yeah, that's what blew up the limo.
[Jake] It's Rose.
[Mal] Say hello to her for me.
[Jake] I will. Hello.
[Rose] Guess who showed up looking for us?
[Chad] Still loves me. I knows it. I knows it.
[Rose] Drink this. Please.
[Chad] Ugh...
[Rose] I'll get it. Don't worry.
[Chad] I'm sorry.
[Jake] Okay well, you keep him there. We'll be right over.
[Jake] Read it.
[Chad] My throat's dry. Dearest Tricia, you're still gettin'
married tomorrow. I've tried to stop the wedding, but now I'm
gonna kill myself at our usual spot. I didn't write that.
[Jake] Then who did?
[Chad] Look, I don't know. I admit that I had a hard time
gettin' over her, but that penmanship is terrible.
[Jake] All right, next question.
Carlie, why did she go visit you at the harbour, today?
[Chad] You weren't at my stag were ya?
[Jake] No, I wasn't. Have some coffee. Think.
[Chad] Carlie, Carlie, Carlie was trying to convince me to
talk to Tricia before it was too late. I told her to piss
off... she told me to piss off.
Really, I'm done with women, period. You don't have a beer, do ya?
[Jake] Maybe I'll call the cops and have you arrested. That'll sober ya up.
[Des] Weird, I didn't hear ya knock.
[Dylan] You almost took my head off with that bat. I want my product back.
[Des] Your product? Well, uh, I believe the ladies feel it's their product.
[Dylan] Where's Tinny? Let's ask her about our little deal.
[Des] Tinny's no longer involved. You deal with me, now.
[Dylan] Seriously? Hmm, well I want my car back and I want that
stash. This is really boring me.
[Des] Well, finally we agree on something. Let the negotiations begin.
[Dylan] Is there something wrong with you?
[Des] You know, your car... It's got lots of character. A
right-hand drive, very unusual.
It's got a nice grip. You can really feel the power at your
fingertips. If you want to see the rest of your car ain, in
one piece, it's gonna cost you.
[Dylan] It's gonna cost me?
What, are you kidding me?
[Des] Let's say... a thousand dollars. Uh, a finder's fee. Or,
I can keep sending it to you one part at a time.
[Dylan] Grand theft auto. I could just call the cops on you, man.
[Des] It's true, ya, ya, you could. But considering you he
no insurance and the car's not registered. Also, the cops might
be wonderin' how you got it.
Nothing illegal, I hope.
[Dylan] I don't have a thousand dollars.
[Des] Then we venture to the barter system. The car and my
silence for Tinny's debt.
[Dylan] Fine. I was done with her, anyway.
[Des] And... You never bother us again.
[Dylan] Whatever, dude.
[Des] It's on the corner of bond and Victoria; Keys are under the
mat. Oh, and you'll be needing these too. Uh, sorry, I wasn't
sure how far this would go.
They'll snap right back on.
[Jake] Hey Matthew.
[Matthew] Yeah? What are you doing here?
[Mal] That's what I'd like to know.
[Jake] Whatcha doin', buddy?
[Matthew] Me? Nothing, you know, just workin' out.
[Mal] To sopranos sax music?
[Matthew] Yeah, it pumps me up.
[Jake] Really?
[Matthew] Yeah.
[Jake] Your bride, Patricia, she disappeared.
[Matthew] Tricia's disappeared?
[Jake] Yeah, that's right. You wouldn't happen to know anything
about that would ya?
[Matthew] You're yelling.
[Jake] I wasn't talkin' to you.
[Mal] Hi.
[Carlie] Hi.
[Jake] Hey, where's the bride?
Where's Tricia?
[Jake] So, it's an affair?
[Matthew] No, no. This never happened before. I don't even
know how it happened now.
[Carlie] It's just sex. It's no big deal.
[Jake] Really, how do you think your best friend would feel
about that? Tricia's supposed to marry this guy in a few hours.
[Mal] I have to say, you don't seem to worried about her.
[Matthew] Hey, where did you get that? That's intellectual
property. It's my video game.
[Rose] Yeah. Walter says this is a crude contract between Edward
Mykos' company and the designer, Matthew, here.
[Matthew] Mykos totally ripped me off.
[Rose] Okay, Matthew signed over his rights to Edward for the
game engine for 10 percent of the profits.
[Jake] So, would that contract hold up in court?
[Matthew] No, he just wrote it up at my place when I first
showed him the engine. The guy's a crook. He's a liar!
[Rose] You'd have to have a small fortune to fight him on
this. But Matthew would win the rights back in the end.
[Jake] And the 40 million dollars. But you don't got the
cash to fight mykos in court, do ya?
[Mal] But Joyce and Tricia do.
[Matthew] Look, it was Joyce's idea.
[Jake] Joyce's?
[Matthew] Yeah, I showed her the contract at Tricia and Edward's
engagement party.
[Mal] Bye bye Edward... Hello Matthew.
[Rose] Well, no wonder Edward's trying to stop the wedding.
Joyce can fight the legal battles and her and Tricia will
get half because of Tricia's marriage to Matthew.
[Mal] But they're loaded all ready. Do you really think
Tricia would marry for a few measly million?
[Matthew] Woah-woah. If you think Tricia's playing me for
the money, you're wrong. She's really into me. What? You think
she's just after the cash?
[Jake] I don't know Carlie, what do you think?
[Carlie] How should I know?
[Jake] You're her best friend, aren't ya? Rose, could you do me
a favour? Can you look into uh, Joyce's mansion and see who's
name it's really under?
[Carlie] Get out of my purse!
[Jake] Oh don't worry, I'm not looking for lipstick. I just
needs to borrow your phone.
Sorry. Shh. Hi, ya, uh, sorry.
It's not Carlie, I know.
Actually, it's Jake Doyle. Just wanted to let you know that the
wedding is still on. Would you mind meeting me there? Thanks.
[Jake] I invited mykos. He should be here any minute.
[Mal] Why?
[Jake] I don't know. Could be fun to have the whole gang here, wouldn't it?
[Joyce] Stop, stop. Have you found her?
[Jake] You haven't heard from her, huh?
[Joyce] The police called to say that Chad was in custody.
[Jake] Right. Hey, buddy!
[Joyce] What the hell is he doing here?
[Jake] Oh, mykos? I invited him.
[Edward] Not so much invited as threatened. You have no proof I
sabotaged this wedding.
[Joyce] Oh, so it's you is it?
Well, you just try and stop it, and if you've come here to make
another offer, the answer is no.
You will have your day in court.
[Jake] And you'll have your money, right Joyce? How long
have you been living on appearances?
[Joyce] What are you talking about?
[Mal] You promised Matthew here you'd fund his legal battle.
[Jake] But... you were hoping Edward would keep upping his
offer. Truth is, you're flat broke.
[Joyce] What? You're insane.
[Jake] I looked into your little pile of bricks. It's a rental.
And why is it you never want to invite us in? Even when I had to
go to the bathroom? 'Cause the carpets are getting cleaned, right?
[Joyce] What are you doing? Come back here. Do I have to call the
police? You are now officially fired!
[Jake] It's okay, I never thought you were going to be
able to pay me anyways. Wow... Now, I am no interior designer,
but I have a feeling that when you have a house you're supposed
to have a few sticks of furniture in it, huh?
[Matthew] You said you were rich. You said you were having the house painted.
[Edward] Ha-ha-ha, priceless!
Fantastic!
[Joyce] I did it for Tricia. She needs to live the way she was brought up.
[Edward] You're a gold digger, Joyce, plain and simple. You
auctioned off your daughter to the highest bidder.
[Joyce] Where is Tricia? I will never forgive myself if any harm
comes to her. The person who sabotaged the wedding must have taken her.
[Jake] That is kinda true. And uh, well, they're here. Hello.
[Tricia] I'm so sorry mom. It's just... I couldn't go through with it.
[Jake] Sorry for the phone call there, Tricia. I figured you'd,
you know, only answer it if it was your best friend who was calling.
[Mal] You didn't mean to set yourself on fire, or really blow
up the limo, did ya?
[Tricia] No. I guess I'm not that good at sabotage.
[Jake] But hey, it's the thought that counts.
[Tricia] I just couldn't let you down. I... I just thought you'd
call it off, or maybe Matthew would.
[Joyce] Tricia.
[Tricia] I just need to live my own life and I'm really sorry I
couldn't tell you that.
[Jake] Carlie you're some friend, huh? First you try to
get Chad to sabotage the wedding and then you get Eddie here to
up his offer. You even went so far as to sleep with Matthew.
[Carlie] I'm a good maid of honour, what can I say? Plus,
Matthew's pretty cute.
[Matthew] Well, you are super hot. She is... pretty attractive.
[Mal] Hmmm...
[Jake] Oh! Sorry. Forgive me.
Uh, hello. Hi, uh listen, I'm really am sorry. How about we do breakfast? Yeah?
[Mal] Jake, come home soon, will ya?
[Jake] What?
[Mal] Please. It's important.
[Jake] Okay, I'll meet you in a second. All right well, goodbye.
[Jake] Hey. Listen, I appreciate you meeting me and I'm sorry
last night kinda turned into today so, thank you for meeting me.
[Allison] You're here now.
[Jake] Um... I'm really sorry I, I, uh. How'd you like to go see
my dad at his house?
[Allison] Sure, whatever. What is this a trick for me to meet
your parents with my clothes on?
[Jake] No, he's just... I dunno, he's acting really weird
and he won't stop calling and texting me. So, I'd really
appreciate it. We can go on from there.
[Allison] Yeah, no problem. The adventure continues, right?
[Jake] Hello. Dad. What's the big... [Christian] Brother. Good to see ya.
[Allison] Hi.
[Jake] What is this? Some kind of classy intervention?
[Mal] Show time, son.
[Rose] And you brought a date.
I'm Rose, nice to almost meet ya in the office the other day.
[Allison] Yeah, I... we... I'm Allison.
[Rose] Hi.
[Mal] Attention everyone. Rose and I would like to announce
that our engagement is over.
[Jake] Really?
[Rose] That's right... Because we're going to get married right now.
[Mal] Exactly.
[Jake] Um, this is my family.
[Rose] Let's do this.
[Mal] Jake, Christian, the best man stands over here.
Are all dreaming♪
[Christian] She's hot. Nice work.
[Jake] You just... watch yourself.
[Rose] So, wanna get hitched?
[Mal] Yeah.
[Rose] Cool. Great. All right.
Here we go, cheers.
[Everyone] Cheers.