Ly on "jonas l.A."... - Record one song with me.
Word on the street is you're doing a solo record with mantra?
- Everybody thinks the band is breaking up. - Solution?
We could play a gig for the fans so they could see that we're staying together.
You think we could pull that off?
Stella malone, will you be my girlfriend?
- Yes. - Say, joe, what's your big secret?
Mona offered me the starring role in the sequel to "forever April."
- How long will you be gone? - A long time.
Hey, mace, where's stella?
She's gone. Aunt lisa's driving her to the airport.
Stella's going home.
Hurry up, kevin! Anything from stella?
No, she's not answering. She's gone dark. She is off the grid.
Macy, breathe, okay?
- Aunt lisa is just taking stella to the airport. - I'm sorry.
It's just that my best friend suddenly skipped town,
- So yes, I'm a little freaked out. - I'm gonna get her back
If my ride ever gets down here. Kevin percy!
- Don't call me percy. - What took you so long?
- I couldn't find my driving gloves. - Oh right.
Because your delicate hands are way more important than losing stella forever.
Just buckle up. Let's roll.
- Get her back, joe! - Preferably before the gig.
- ( engine rumbles ) - hit it!
- Let's burn rubber! - Whoo!
( engine grinding )
Um, oh.
You've gotta be kidding me. ( groans )
She's in a mood. Hold my glove.
Oh no!
Yes, the band is still together. That's why we're doing this gig.
- Great. Thank you so much. - ( 0hone beeps )
- Did you get a place? - The gig is on.
Yay! This is so exciting.
A secret show just for your fans? Where's it going to be?
- If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret. - Oh.
This is going to be epic.
I just hope joe and kevin make it back on time.
I just hope they make it out of the driveway.
Dude, stella's flight leaves in an hour.
Listen, if you ran on cooking oil, you'd be temperamental too.
- Is this a car or a science project? - It's a car
- And it's saving the earth. - By not running.
Oh look, your sarcasm fixed it!
- Really? - No.
- ( growls ) - ( huffs )
- ( rings ) - it's stella.
Stella, are you all right?
Macy, I'm fine. I just couldn't take the joe drama anymore.
If you get on that plane, you will lose any chance for you and joe to be together.
- Don't talk me out of it. - I just want you to think about it.
That's just it! I'm tired of thinking about it.
I'm tired of talking about it. I'm just--
Tired. I want this summer to be over.
Oh, she said she just wants the summer to be over.
- Let me talk to her. - Okay.
Stella, it's nick. Listen--
- Put macy back on. - Copy that.
- Joe is coming to get you. - What? No no no no!
- Tell him not to. - I can't.
- Why? - Because...
He's speeding to the airport as we speak.
- Come on, man. - ( grunting )
Okay, we got this.
- Tell them to get that hunk of junk moving. - Sorry, mace.
- I'll see you back at home. - Wait, no, stella--
Stella-- ( growls )
- He's coming after you? - Yep.
Wow.
I remember when my rocker boyfriend came after me-- oh.
- What happened? - Nothing.
He just wanted to make sure I was really leaving.
Cool.
- ( engine starts ) - go, got it, come on, get in!
Go go go go go.
Oh wait, joe, I forgot my driving scarf.
- Go! - Sorry.
( tires squeal )
You were right about rock stars, aunt lisa.
They always break your heart.
Oh, I do say that a lot, don't I?
You know, everyone has a song to sing and--
That one's yours.
Yeah, but, honey, joe might be different.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Please don't go soft on me now.
Look, I know I've been tough on joe
And I've tried to protect you, but when you two finally got together...
- Yeah, for one day. - I know, I know.
But it was the happiest I'd seen you all summer.
Are you sure this is how you want it to end?
Is there ever a good way for it to end?
If this is what you really want,
Then I'm on team stella.
You really are the cool aunt.
I'm gonna miss you.
- Oh. - Why are we stopping?
There's no positive spin on this: We're out of cooking oil.
Stella's probably boarding her plane right now.
We're like a mile away from the airport.
I know. I'm really sorry.
( sniffs ) do you smell that?
- I hate this game. - No...
It's a burger truck! We can fuel up.
- I'm not hungry! - Not us, the car. Come on.
Okay.
Um, excuse me, gus!
Gus!
Please, my friends call me greasy.
Whoa!
You're the two dudes from jonas.
- Sorry about the breakup, boys. - We're not breaking up!
We're in a tough spot. Do you think you could spare
About five gallons of cooking oil for my car?
Oh, cool.
Keeping it green, I like that.
Sorry, boys, I just recycled
The last of my used cooking oil this morning.
You gotta have something back there.
I really need to get to the airport.
Hey, you should go to my brother's truck.
- That guy never recycles his cooking oil. - Where's your broer?
- Jail, man! - For not replacing his cooking oil?
No, man, for stealing my mom's monkey.
That's it. I've got to get to stella before she gets on that plane.
- Joe, what about the show? - I'll meet you there!
- Hurry!
How's it going?
Not so good for me. Lost my girl.
I could blame it on my career or the cooking oil,
But let's face it: It's all my fault.
( speaks german )
- No english. - Nein.
Perfect.
( crowd chanting ) jonas, jonas, jonas!
All right, everybody, the backstage is off limits, so keep moving.
And if you're not in the band, please take a seat in the stands.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!
Hi. Um, we're looking for the v.I.P. Section.
Vanessa, mona, hi.
Thank you guys so much for coming out. I'm so glad you could make it.
But actually tonight
Everyone here is a very important person.
Okay, um, but where do the movie stars sit?
On their butts in the stand like everybody else.
Listen, sassy pants, I directed joe's movie
And right now I need to get backstage and schmooze.
Um, the potties are by the lifeguard station.
"schmooze" is hollywood for talk.
Well, this is kiara for "keep moving."
Okay, I'll tell you what, you order enough nuggets, fries and taquitos
And I'll give you the drippings.
Throw in some onion rings you just got yourself a deal.
- If you sing my brother a birthday song. - All right.
Hey, arlo? Yeah.
I got you a jonas. Check this out.
♪greasy's brother, this is your day ♪
Uh, thanks.
I made it up myself. Actually, can I just get the oil...
- Now? - Coming right up.
( exhales )
Jonas, jonas, jonas, jonas,
Jonas, jonas, jonas,
Jonas, jonas, jonas.
Where are your brothers?
On their way, I hope.
Those fans out there don't want to hear on their way.
No, they want to hear "ladies and gentlemen,
- Jonas!" - well, maybe I should go up there
And play a couple songs, warm up the crowd a little bit.
Are you kidding me? The whole purpose of this gig
Is to show the fans that you're not going solo, so you going out there solo
Would be the opposite of you not going solo.
Oddly enough that makes sense.
So what do we do?
( exhales )
It's macy time.
- What does that mean exactly? - I've got this.
- Jonas, jonas, jonas! - ( cheering )
What's up, l.A.?
Well, I know all of you are here to see your favorite band jonas.
Okay, chill, guys, they'll be out in just a bit.
But until then, who wants to hear some jokes?
- ( booing ) - n-n-no no no!
You guys will love it, trust me. It killed at thanksgiving.
Okay, so two penguins approach each other,
And one says, "you look like you're wearing a tuxedo."
No wait, I messed that up. Hold on, give me a second.
( booing )
Okay okay okay, I got it! I got it!
Ha ha, I got it. So two penguins approach each other,
And one says, "it looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."
And then the other one says, "how do you know I'm not?"
( groans )
( forced laughter )
You stink!
You know, franz, it's the same story in any language.
Guy screws up, guy loses the girl,
He never gets a second chance.
Thanks for listening to me.
Auf wiedersehen,
Dude.
I think I just got my second chance.
Stella!
What are you doing here?
I came to say I'm sorry and to stop you from leaving.
What are you doing here?
( tearfully ) I couldn't get on my plane.
- That's good. - No, it's not.
It means that staying here didn't feel right,
But neither did leaving, so here I am,
Sitting on my suitcase, wondering where I belong.
You belong with me.
Joe, we tried this.
- Where are you going? - It doesn't work!
- And nothing that you can say is going to change it. - I love you!
- What? - I love you.
I love that I remember what you look like with braces.
I love that you'll spend an hour picking out bandanas with me.
I love that the whole summer you were in the pool
- And you managed not to get your hair wet. - ( chuckles, sniffs )
I love that when anything good happens to me, the first person I want to tell is you.
- Joe-- - I don't care!
I want everyone to know I love stella malone!
Joe.
If I say I love you too, will you be quiet?
Yes.
I love you too.
- Woman: Awww. - ( applause )
Well, this has been an interesting summer.
How do we make this work?
I have no idea.
I guess we just live in the moment.
I'm really enjoying this moment.
- Moment over. - Why?
You're really late for your show.
- Like, really. - Yeah, come on.
It is so simple. They're penguins.
They all look like they're wearing tuxedoes.
But this one penguin was messing with the other penguin so he says,
"how do you know I'm not wearing a tuxedo?"
But of course he's not because he's a stinking penguin!
- They don't even make tuxedoes that small! - ( cheering )
Oh! Okay, that's better.
Oh, wow.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for jonas!
Whoo-ooo!
Thank you, los angeles!
- We are jonas. - And we're still a band.
Hey, fans. It's macy here again.
Things are winding down at casa de la jonas,
Which is still horrible spanish.
So, nick, anything planned now that the summer's almost over?
Well, I will be recording one song with the legendary mantra.
Anything else?
I hope to be spending some time with someone who is very sweet,
Beautiful and smart.
See you soon, mom.
You know it's you!
You're strong.
Be a good girl. Keep your top up.
Keep your valves clean.
- Um, hi, kevin. - Oh hey, mace.
Just saying goodbye. Putting her in storage.
Oh well, you'll be back soon to direct david henrie's new movie.
Oh yeah, "camp ninja." there's actually been a few...
Script changes. It's now called "the life of thomas jefferson."
Oh, but don't worry-- there'll be plenty of ninjas.
You're a good girl.
Oh, you guys are so cute together.
I know, right?
So what does the future hold for the two of you?
Well, right now in this moment,
We're happy.
And in this moment too.
And in this one and this one.
- And this one. - She gets it, babe.
- Oh. - We're happy.
We really are. We're so happy.
Oh! Well, that's it.
This is macy misa saying it was a summer like no other.
See you next time.
there's a storm coming up and I've got to prepare
myself
this feeling's getting stronger every day
something's creeping inside
everything is about to change
gotta face the fact that I can't walk away
and this is critical
I am feeling helpless
so hysterical
and it can't be healthy
I can't eat or sleep when you're not with me
baby, you're the air I breathe
and this is critical
yeah
so stuck on you
used to run and hide
used to back out of love
but I can't escape this time
oh no!
this is critical...
P.A.: This is the final boarding call...
I am feeling helpless
so hysterical
and it can't be healthy
I can't eat or sleep when you're not with me
you're the air I breathe
and this is critical
yeah
I'm stuck on you.
hey, this is the night
have you ever felt like you're living in the shadows?
hey-yyy
hey
l.A., l.A. Baby
driving down the highway
with a californ-I-a
breeze in my hair
yeah yeah, yeah yeah
yeah yeah
I know your location, baby
that's my destination see you there
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
so here we go
come on let's go
we gotta go go
bring it on