♪ AHH ♪
♪ OHH ♪
♪ WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪
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♪ YOU KNOW, LOVE DON'T COME AROUND ♪
♪ TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT ♪
♪ AND THE PASSION RAGES ON UNTIL DAYLIGHT ♪
♪ WELL, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN ♪
♪ BUT I DON'T THINK ♪
♪ REAL LOVE IS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ WHAT WE HAVE HERE ♪
♪ IS A FLESH TONE LOVE AFFAIR ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ WELL, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN HEAVEN ♪
♪ BUT I DON'T THINK THIS UNION HAS A PRAYER ♪
♪ WHAT WE HAVE HERE ♪
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â™ª GETTIN' CRAZY WITH A FLESH TONE LOVE AFFAIR â™ª
♪ UNDERCOVER WITH A FLESH TONE LOVE A-- ♪♪
YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT!
MAX...
YOU'RE THE RECORD EXECUTIVE,
BUT IN MY OBJECTIVE OPINION,
THAT WAS THE BEST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC.
I HOPE JESSE AND THE RIPPERS
HAVE AN ALBUM OUT BY CHRISTMAS.
WHAT A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER
FOR MY THOUSANDS OF FRIENDS.
HEY, STEPH, WHY DON'T WE GO OUT AND GET JOBS
SO WE HAVE MONEY TO SPEND
ON CONCERT TICKETS, POSTERS, AND T-SHIRTS.
I WANT MY JESSE AND THE RIPPERS LUNCH BOX.
SO LONG, KIDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY LEARNED TO KISS UP LIKE THAT,
BUT GOSH, I LOVE THOSE SHOES.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GREAT.
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
YEAH. BUT MY OPINION MEANS NOTHING.
OH. OH. OH. OH.
BUT I'LL GIVE THIS DEMO TAPE TO MY BOSS
AND IF HE LIKES YOU GUYS AS MUCH AS I DO,
BIG THINGS COULD HAPPEN.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, THANKS VERY MUCH. APPRECIATE IT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU REALLY LOOK GOOD TODAY.
AND DID I TELL YOU I LOVE THOSE SHOES?
'CAUSE I DO. I LOVE THE SHOES.
UGLY SHOES.
JOEY, COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE A SANDWICH FOR GLEN?
WELL, SURE. WHO'S GLEN?
MY INVISIBLE FRIEND. HE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE.
NAPKINS.
GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!
WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU SAT ON GLEN. PLEASE BE CAREFUL.
DANNY, THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT
MICHELLE'S IMAGINARY FRIEND.
ALL RIGHT, GLEN.
I'LL JUST STRAIGHTEN UP YOUR TIE,
AND HERE, LET ME ADJUST YOUR SOMBRERO.
JOEY, HE MOVED OVER THERE.
OH, OF COURSE HE DID.
AND HE'S NOT WEARING A SAMBRERO.
WELL, IT LOOKED LIKE A SAMBERO TO ME.
UH...HI, GLEN. HOW YOU DOING?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
OH, HO HO! HE'S GOT QUITE A GRIP.
SPEAKING OF GRIPS, YOU BOYS BETTER GET ONE.
HEY, IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR YOUNG CHILDREN
TO HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
WHEN D.J. WAS A KID,
SHE HAD AN IMAGINARY DUCK NAMED NORTON.
A DUCK.
HEY, NORTON WAS JUST A PHASE. I GREW OUT OF IT.
THAT'S TRUE. SHE FORGOT ALL ABOUT NORTON
WHEN SHE MADE FRIENDS WITH KIMMY.
MAN, I MISS THAT DUCK.
YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I'M GONE, MR. T.
HOW WOULD I KNOW? YOU NEVER LEAVE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
[RING]
HELLO?
OH. OK.
D.J., IT'S NORTON THE DUCK.
HA HA! I QUACK MYSELF UP.
STEPH, HONEY, IS THAT FOR ME?
YEAH. IT'S DR. CRANE'S OFFICE.
OH, GREAT. IT'S ABOUT TIME.
HELLO.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
YOU'RE KIDDING!
HE'S KIDDING.
WELL, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
OH, BOY.
OH...
BEEF JERKY, ANYBODY?
BECKY, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?
WELL, SURE, DANNY.
I ALSO HAVE RANCH-FLAVORED.
HEY, I WANT TO COME, TOO.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S EAVESDROP.
OK, BECKY, LET'S REVIEW.
YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR. HE CALLED RIGHT BACK.
YOU SAID, "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!"
AND YOU'VE BEEN LIVING ON BEEF JERKY FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS.
IT DOESN'T TAKE A GENIUS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
YEAH, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY IRON-DEFICIENT.
AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY BRAIN-DEFICIENT.
JOEY, REBECCA IS PREGNANT.
PREGNANT? SHH!
PREGNANT? PREGNANT?
WHO'S PREGNANT?
UH...I AM.
WAY TO GO, JOEY!
GIRLS, I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY?
BE QUIET. JESSE'S UPSTAIRS,
AND HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW.
WELL, I'LL TELL HIM. FOLLOW ME, EVERYONE.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE! HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
NOBODY IS SAYING A WORD ABOUT ME BEING PREGNANT.
YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY HE WILL FIND OUT.
I'M GOING TO TELL HIM...
TONIGHT...
OVER A ROMANTIC CANDLELIGHT DINNER.
SO PROMISE ME YOU WON'T SAY A WORD, OK?
SURE. PROMISE.
GLEN WANTS TO KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
UH...
CLEVELAND.
MICHELLE...
WE TALKED ABOUT HOW BABIES COME FROM MOMMIES' TUMMIES.
GLEN WANTS TO KNOW
WHERE THE BABIES SLEEP IN THERE.
WELL, THE--THE BABY SLEEPS
IN KIND OF A LITTLE COZY WATERBED.
OH.
TELL GLEN IF HE HAS ANY MORE QUESTIONS,
HE SHOULD ASK HIS INVISIBLE PARENTS, OK?
LET'S GO FINISH LUNCH.
HEY, BECK, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
I'M JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT HOW JESSE'S GOING TO TAKE THE NEWS.
I MEAN, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT HAVING A BABY,
BUT NOT FOR A COUPLE MORE YEARS.
I'M SURE JESSE IS GOING TO BE THRILLED.
I HOPE SO.
BOY, IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT AN ELEPHANT.
YOU KNOW, ELEPHANTS, THEY'RE PREGNANT FOR TWO YEARS.
BY THE TIME LITTLE DUMBO POPS OUT,
YOU'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW...
AROO!
WHERE'S BECKY AND JOEY?
OH, THEY'RE IN THERE.
JOEY, BECK, COME HERE. I WANT YOU GUYS ALL TO HEAR THIS.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. THE PRESIDENT OF THE RECORD COMPANY
HEARD MY DEMO AND WANTS TO MEET ME.
THAT'S GREAT.
SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
JESSE, WE ALL JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WE'RE REALLY, REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WELL, JESS, YOU BETTER GET GOING.
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.
UH, MICHELLE, HONEY, YOU STAY HERE.
BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO TELL HIM?
GOOD-BYE?
UH...YES, I DO.
UH, GOOD-BYE, SWEETHEART.
AND, UH, HEY...
GOOD LUCK, YOU MANLY MAN, YOU.
BOY, CAN WE KEEP A SECRET OR WHAT?
OHH...
BECK, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
OH, WAIT, WAIT! I'M NOT READY YET.
OH, DARLING, YOU'RE HOME AT LAST.
YOU DID ALL THIS FOR ME?
WELL, I HAVE SOME REALLY GREAT NEWS FOR YOU.
I'VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS FOR YOU. GET THIS--
THE RECORD COMPANY SAID WE HAD THIS RETRO-PUNK
HIP-HOP EURO-TRASH GARAGE BEAT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT MEANS, BUT IT MUST BE GOOD,
'CAUSE THEY SIGNED US!
OH, HONEY, THAT'S GREAT!
I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT OVER DINNER.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED,
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING BABY SHRIMP,
BABY CORN,
AND BABY BACK RIBS.
GOOD, 'CAUSE, BABY, I'M STARVED.
JESS, SWEETHEART, DO YOU SEE
SOME SORT OF THEME RUNNING THROUGH THIS MEAL?
OH, THERE'S A THEME? OH, HOW FUN. ALL RIGHT, LET ME GUESS.
UH...
OK. WE GOT THE BABY SHRIMP.
ALL RIGHT.
BABY RIBS,
BABY COR--
HONEY.
HMM?
FINGER FOODS. BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT.
VERY, VERY CLEVER.
YEAH. NOTHING GETS BY YOU.
OH, BECK, I'M SO EXCITED,
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS.
JESSE AND THE RIPPERS ARE GOING ON TOUR THIS SUMMER
FOR 2 MONTHS, AND GET THIS--THIS IS THE BEST PART.
OUR FIRST STOP IS A STATE FAIR OPENING UP FOR AEROSMITH.
YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN UP FOR AEROSMITH?
WELL, TECHNICALLY, WE'RE OPENING A FEW DAYS
BEFORE AEROSMITH GETS THERE,
BUT WHY NITPICK?
SO YOU'RE GOING AWAY?
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
I MEAN, YOU HAVE VACATION TIME COMING UP, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THE TIMING IS PERFECT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. I MEAN, WE'RE BOTH YOUNG.
WE HAVE NOTHING TYING US DOWN,
NO RESPONSIBILITIES. IT'S PARTY TIME!
I'M TOO EXCITED. I CAN'T EAT.
I GOT TO TELL EVERYBODY.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
OH, WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS YOU HAD?
OH. IT CAN WAIT.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE JUST HAVING A BABY.
READY? GUESS.
UH, TIRE.
BIG BIRD!
LIFESAVER.
CHEERIO?
BIG BIRD!
MICHELLE, IT'S NOT BIG BIRD.
UM...IS IT A DOUGHNUT?
YES, A DOUGHNUT. NEXT CLUE.
BIG BIRD!
IT'S NOT BIG BIRD. IT'S NOT BIG BIRD.
DON'T HAVE A COW.
THAT'S IT. SHE GOT IT.
SEE, DOUGHNUT, HALF A COW.
DON'T HAVE A COW.
I WIN. MY TURN.
WONDER IF AUNT BECKY TOLD UNCLE JESSE
ABOUT THE BABY YET?
I DON'T THINK SO.
WE HAVEN'T HEARD HIM SCREAM.
MAN, HE'S ON A ROLL TODAY--
HE'S HAVING A BABY,
HE MIGHT HAVE A RECORD DEAL,
AND HE'S HAVING A GREAT HAIR DAY.
I'M DONE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.
BIG BIRD. BIG BIRD.
YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AT THIS.
HEY, YOU GUYS, I GOT THE GREATEST NEWS IN THE WORLD.
WE KNOW. WAY TO GO.
I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU YET. OH!
I GUESS YOU CAN TELL BY MY FACE. I'M BEAMING.
WE SURE CAN.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MIRACLE.
WELL, I WOULDN'T EXACTLY CALL IT A MIRACLE.
I MEAN, IT TOOK A LOT OF HARD WORK.
YOU KNOW, AT THE RISK OF BEING VAIN,
SOME NATURAL RAW TALENT, TOO.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR YEARS.
FRIENDS' GARAGES...
BASEMENTS...
LISTEN, WHEN THE BIG NIGHT COMES,
I WANT YOU ALL THERE WITH ME AND BECKY,
SCREAMING AND YELLING AND HOLDING UP LIGHTERS
AND CHANTING, "JESSE! JESSE! JESSE!"
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M TALKING ABOUT GOING ON TOUR WITH MY BAND.
WHAT ARE YOU--
BOY, OH, BOY, IS MY STOMACH HUNGRY.
HONEY, WOULD YOU MIND GOING TO THE KITCHEN AND GETTING ME
A NICE BIG CHUNK OF BEEF JERKY?
THANK YOU SO MUCH, SWEETHEART. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
UH, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?
OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. NOW BEAT IT.
YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE BABY YET?
WELL, I STARTED TO, BUT HE WAS SO EXCITED
ABOUT GOING ON TOUR AND NOT HAVING ANY RESPONSIBILITIES
THAT I CHICKENED OUT.
YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM.
YOU'RE RIGHT, DANNY.
I'LL JUST LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
AND SAY, "JESS, YOU WANT TO PLAY PICTURE CHARADE?"
NO.
UH, SURE YOU DO. OF COURSE YOU DO. YES, YOU DO.
JUST COME RIGHT BACK HERE, HONEY, AND HAVE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE.
NOW, EVERYBODY, THIS GAME IS JUST FOR JESSE, OK?
ALL RIGHT, JESS, YOU JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
AND PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION.
ALL RIGHT. NOW, IT'S A MOVIE TITLE.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.
NO, MICHELLE. THAT'S CHEESE.
CHEESE.
YEAH, BUT IT'S A MOVIE TITLE.
OH, IT'S A-- DANCES WITH CHEESE.
NO.
UH, UH, ALL RIGHT.
UH, DRIVING MISS CHEESY.
NO!
I GOT IT, I GOT IT. HOME PROVOLONE, RIGHT?
NEXT CLUE.
UM, HALF.
OK, CHEESE HALF.
OK, GREAT. NEXT CLUE.
BOTTLE.
UM, BEAKER.
BOTTLE. VASE.
INK!
GEE, YOU'RE GOOD, UNCLE JESSE.
YEAH, I'M PRETTY GOOD. OK.
UH, CHEESE HALF INK.
CHEESE HALF INK.
SHE'S HAV--SHE'S HAVING.
YES, SHE'S HAVING! OK, LAST CLUE.
SHE'S HAVING A... SHE'S HAVING A...
SHE'S HAVING A HOT DOG!
NO!
WHAT? IT'S CLEARLY A BUN WITH A WIENER STICKING OUT
WITH A HAPPY FACE.
NO, JESS. IT'S NOT SHE'S HAVING A HOT DOG.
IT'S SHE'S HAVING A BABY, AND THE SHE IS ME.
I'M HAVING A BABY!
OH, YOU'RE HAV-- DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHE'S HAVING--WHAT?
YOU'RE HAVING A BABY? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
WELL, I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED.
REALLY? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
WE'RE HAVING A BABY!
I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!
"GOOD NIGHT, STARS.
"GOOD NIGHT, AIR.
GOOD NIGHT, NOISES EVERYWHERE."
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU. THERE'LL BE ANOTHER PERFORMANCE TOMORROW NIGHT.
SAME TIME, SAME CHAIR.
ME AND GLEN WILL BE THERE.
HONEY, LET'S TALK ABOUT GLEN FOR A SECOND.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN TO HAVE A GLEN
OR A PRETEND DUCK LIKE NORTON
OR MY BEST FRIEND WHEN I WAS A KID--
TERRY THE TALKING WASHCLOTH.
BUT WHAT IS IT YOU LIKE ABOUT GLEN?
HE'S MY FRIEND.
MY OTHER FRIENDS ARE GONE.
OH, BECAUSE PRESCHOOL JUST ENDED.
OH, SO THAT'S WHY GLEN JUST SHOWED UP.
YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY.
NEXT WEEK, YOU START KIDDY CAMP,
AND YOU'RE GONNA MEET ALL KINDS OF NEW FRIENDS.
YEAH, REALLY.
AND IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN TAKE GLEN WITH YOU.
THAT'S OK. HE TALKS TOO MUCH.
SORRY, GLEN.
I LOVE YOU, MICHELLE.
I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
OH...
PRETTY SOON, IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR KID
SAYING, "I LOVE YOU, DADDY."
CAN'T WAIT.
I REMEMBER WHEN D.J. WAS BORN.
PAM AND I, WE LOOKED DOWN
AT THIS INNOCENT LITTLE BABY
THAT WE ACTUALLY BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD,
AND IT-- IT FELT LIKE...
I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS WHY WE'RE HERE.
SO, DO YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS AND TUCK MICHELLE IN?
YEAH. I CAN USE ALL THE PRACTICE I CAN GET.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
GOOD NIGHT.
AW, MICHELLE, MICHELLE.
YOUR AUNT BECKY AND I ARE HAVING A BABY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW LITTLE COUSIN.
IS IT A BOY OR GIRL?
WELL, WE DON'T KNOW YET.
THEN YOU CAN NAME IT BIG BIRD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY.
YOU THINK I'M READY TO RAISE A LITTLE KID?
YOU'RE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB WITH ME.
THANK YOU.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'M GOING TO BE THE BEST DARN DADDY
A KID COULD EVER HAVE.
AND I'M NOT GONNA MISS ONE SECOND
OF LITTLE BIG BIRD'S LIFE.
STARTING RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT LEAVING BECKY'S SIDE.
YOU AREN'T GOING AWAY? GOODY!
OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING AWAY. I--
OH, THE BAND.
WELL, THIS IS SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO,
GO ON THE ROAD
AND HAVE A DEAL WITH A RECORD COMPANY.
I CAN'T LET THE GUYS DOWN.
I MEAN, WITHOUT ME, JESSE AND THE RIPPERS
WOULD BE... AND THE RIPPERS.
THEN AGAIN, I CAN'T LET BECKY DOWN. I MEAN,
SHE'S MY WIFE. I...
HOW DO I CHOOSE?
EASY. PUT OUT YOUR HAND
AND PLAY THE EENIE-MEENIE GAME.
COME ON, MICHELLE, I'M AN ADULT.
DO YOU WANT MY HELP OR NOT?
EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE.
CATCH A TIGER BY THE TOE.
IF HE HOLLERS, LET HIM GO.
YOU BETTER STAY WITH BIG BIRD.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
MICHELLE, I LOVE OUR LITTLE TALKS.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS SEEM SO SIMPLE.
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, SHORTY.
JUST DOING MY JOB.
WHOA! THIS BABY THING HAPPENS A LOT FASTER THAN I THOUGHT.
HONEY, WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS?
OF COURSE. IT'LL BE GREAT, TOO, 'CAUSE I'LL HAVE A PLACE
TO SET MY POPCORN WHEN WE WATCH TV.
YOU'RE VERY FUNNY. YEAH.
NOW, LISTEN. I'VE HAD SOME EXPERT ADVICE,
AND I'VE MADE A VERY IMPORTANT DECISION.
I'M CANCELING THE TOUR,
AND I'M GONNA STAY WITH YOU THIS SUMMER.
JESS...WHO'D YOU GET THIS EXPERT ADVICE FROM?
MICHELLE.
SHE USED THE EENIE-MINEY-MOE METHOD.
HONEY, THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MISS
IN THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS?
MORNING SICKNESS,
MIDNIGHT CRAVINGS,
SWOLLEN ANKLES, MOOD SWINGS.
HEY, LOOK, I DON'T CARE.
I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE 24 HOURS A DAY.
EVERY TIME YOU TURN AROUND,
I'M GONNA BE THERE, HELPING YOU,
SUPPORTING YOU, WHATEVER YOU NEED.
THAT'S REALLY GOING TO GET ON MY NERVES.
IS THIS A MOOD SWING? HUH?
'CAUSE I'M THERE FOR YOU. WATCH. SEE?
HEY, HI, BABE. I'M THERE FOR YOU, BABE.
SEE HOW THAT WORKS?
HONEY, I THINK IT'S VERY SWEET
THAT YOU WANT TO BE BY MY SIDE,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY HOME.
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE YOU SAID.
I HAVE SOME TIME OFF. I COULD TAKE MY VACATION.
I CAN GO ON THE ROAD WITH YOU,
AND THEN I CAN SEE YOU ON THE WEEKENDS, TOO.
YOU CAN'T TRAVEL IN YOUR CONDITION.
YES, I CAN.
THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE FOR ME TO TRAVEL.
HOW DO I KNOW? I'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE.
WELL, I'LL BE FINE.
JESS, I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS TOUR MEANS TO YOU,
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS IT.
AND THAT'S WHAT THIS MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT--
MAKING EACH OTHER'S DREAMS COME TRUE.
WELL, YOU ALREADY MADE THE BEST DREAM OF ALL COME TRUE.
SO YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY ABOUT HAVING THE BABY RIGHT NOW?
AH, WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
WE DIDN'T PLAN IT, BUT WHO CARES?
YES. I'M SO HAPPY.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME BE A DADDY.
THANKS FOR MAKING ME A MOMMY.
I LOVE YOU.
HELLO. THERE'S A KID IN THE ROOM.
MICHELLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AWAKE?
I DIDN'T SAY GOOD NIGHT TO BIG BIRD.
BIG BIRD?
THAT'S OUR BABY.
YOU NAMED OUR BABY BIG BIRD?
WELL, YOU KNOW, JUST FOR NOW,
UNTIL WE FIND OUT IF IT'S A BOY OR GIRL
OR A 9-FOOT YELLOW MUPPET.
SEE YOU SOON.
GET OVER HERE.
YOU SILLY GOON. WE LOVE YOU.
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