OK, Mamo, Now, you've seen the house. Now, it is time to see
the coolest room any senior has ever had. And by senior, I mean high school senior,
not old people senior like you.
Not that you're old. Although, you do get early bird discounts
and you don't have to worry about the world ending in like, 20 or 30 years,
because, let's face it, you probably won't...
- Say hi, Lilly! - Uh...
Hey, Mamaw, you'll have to forgive Miley.
Sometimes things come out her mouth
before she's run them throrough the ol' noodle.
Anyway, I bet you're just dying to see our room...
And when I say dying,
I mean "woo-hoo" dying, not dying, like...
- Let's just show her the room. - Good idea.
Check it out, Mamaw! Here's my bed...
Lilly's bed... our funky chandelier... ...and so... much... more!
Now, I know what you're thinking! Where's the Hannah closet?
I'll be right back.
Hey? Hey, what happened? I don't know. I guess the amp blew.
Oh, dang. Don't wanna nag you girls,
but if you don't wanna be late for school,
- you might wanna hoof it. - Dad... - Get it? Hoof it?
'Cause he's a horse? Right! Hoof it, 'cause he's a horse!
Laugh. He paid for this room.
Yeah. You know what? I don't want to go to school
'cause I just wanna listen to your jokes all day! - Yeah!
- Always new. - He should be on a TV show.
He should be on a show, yeah.
Excuse us, seniors coming through. To get our senior class schedules.
In the seniors-only line.
- Which you're not in. - But we are.
d why is that? Because we're seniors!
- Was that obnoxious? - Yeah, but it was senior obnoxious.
Hey-o!
- Speaking of Senor Obnoxious... - Hit it!
i>[Sing...] - Yes, I am.
RICO - Yes, I do!
That's right, if you're a freshman girl looking to senio r-size your love life,
- the li starts here. - Rico...
I'm sorry, girls, I'm looking for someone with a little more cha-cha-cha!
Sorry, I'm looking for someone who didn't steal their tux off the top of a wedding cake.
Ooh! Cha-cha-cha!
Freshman cheerleading tryouts in five minutes!
Team Rico! To the gym!
- - Let's boogey!
- Next! - Miley "senior" Stewart! Karen "couldn't care less" Kunkle!
Not even she can spoil what is going to be, without a doubt,
the greatest year of my life.
Sorry, Stewart, according to this list,
you're not a student here anymore.
Teacher who just spoiled "without a doubt
the greatest single year of my life," say what?
Dad, someone has made a mistake.
They're saying I'm not registered here in school anymore.
You'veotta get down here. No, there's no time to blow dry!
Dad, what's more important? ur hair or my senior year?
Well, I'm sorry, but for me it's my senior year!
- Just please get down here! - This is totally awful.
- T-Bone, how's your schedule? - Totally awesome!
In a... tragically bittersweet way
that tastes like sweaty socks in my mouth.
Why'd you have to go there? I don't know. I was nervous, OK?
This is not over.
Somebody made a mistake, because I know that my dad...
...absolutely mailed her registration in.
Interesting...
I took it to the post office myself over a month ago.
You don't say?
Sorry about that. I had to leave the house with wet hair!
You seem like an honest man. Why don't I believe you?
Why?
ListenPrincipal Luger. I know my dad looks a little shifty,
yoknow, with the beenie and the chin carpet...
But, if my dad says he mailed it, he mailed it.
Because if there's one thing I know about my daddy,
- it's that... - Uh, Mile? That is not my daddy.
Who are you and why did you steal my registration?
Problem solved. Here you go.
I leave this intruder in your capable hands.
I never get tired of that... Sit down, missy!
No problem.
Let me tell you two something. Society has rules.
One of tse rules is, if you miss registration,
you cannot register again until the second semester.
The second! Without rules like that,
anybody could do anything they want. Huh?
I could leap across this desk, throw you through a window,
because I'm tired of people asking for special treatment!
But I'm not gonna do that. Wanna know why? Huh?
- Because society has... - Rules.
Now aren't you happy about that, Mr. "Hippy-dippy knit cap guy?"
What happened to that nice principal, Mr. Weebie?
I think that might be Mr. Weebie.
This is so unfair!
I'm gonna miss Senior ski trip, Senior Prom, and Senior picture day!
And thanks to you, now the first Senior lunch with pudding priority!
Spent three years of tapioca,
it was finally gonna be creamy butterscotch.
You don't even like butterscotch.
It's like you've never been young, Dad!
Don't worry, honey, it's all fixable.
I'll just call the superintendant of schools.
Superintendant?! Dad! That is small thinking.
Teeny, tiny, forgetting to mail my registration thinking!
This is a big problem! And it needs a big solution.
Oh, who you gonna call? The governor?
Please. I'm not that dumb. Yeah. Hello, White House?
I'd like to speak with the President.
It's Hannah Montana. Sure, I'll hold.
See that? Senior thinking...
What? What do you mean he's busy?
I was plenty busy when I carved out time to sing for his kids!
Aw, man. I even let one of their friends braid my wig!
And she was a nose-picker.
I wondered whout that booger on my boot.
Thank you so much for loaning me these movies.
I still can't lieve
a guy would own My Best Friend's Wedding,
27 Dresses and Mamma Mia!
Please, Meryl Streep doing ABBA, I'm not ashamed to say, I cried.
You are just the sweetest thing.
Not as sweet as Zac Efron in 17 Again.
- Didn't you just love that? - I did!
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
- I'll just get the door. - Oh.
- Bye. - Bye.
Sweet Pete, that girl's melting for you like butter on a stack of flapjacks.
Ask her out already.
For your information, I have asked her out.
In here. And it went great! She laughed at all my jokes,
told me I was a great kisser, and paid for dinner.
It is nice in here.
Son, let me explain something to you.
It might be a lot more satisfying if you ask her out out here.
And if she were a normal girl, I would.
But Dad, we're talking about Siena.
A girl in fashion magazines. A girl who models... b-b-b-bikinis.
And even if by some miracle she did go out with me,
it would probably go a little something like this...
We're sitting at a table, having pizza.
I'm trying to be funny, she's pretending I am.
Everything's great.
Then I say: "I have to hit the can."
She says: "Hurry back."
I walk away, then turn to give her a cute,
but manly, "be right back" wave
and this is what I see.
I tried to get through to her, but to no avail.
She's gone...
Hey!
Look, I've dated rock stars, pro athletes, even a prince,
and I have never had to ask a guy out before. Ever.
In my life.
I don't know how to do it. Help me! Son, I think she just asked you out.
- In here? - No. Out here.
- But, wait... - We're gonna go out.
You know...
I don't have to go to the Senior Pier Party tonight.
I mean, just say the word and I'll stay here with you.
- No, it's fine. Go. - Well, all right.
But, I probably won't have a good time.
No! Don't let the fact that my life is in ruins
spoil your senior fun.
Go! Enjoy!
OK!
Forget it!
I am not going without my best friend!
- Really? - Yeah! I mean...
They may be able to keep you out of school,
t they can't keep you out of ftball games,
or Homecoming dances, or SenioNight at the pier!
You know what? You're right!
I gave the best three years of my life to that school.
I deserve to be there as much as everybody else!
What're they gonna do, throw me out?
- - - Throw you out?
- You can't throw me out! - That's right!
u're gonna have to get thr me d I'd like to see you do that!
- I had to ask. I will be a senior! -
The rule is, if you haven't registered for the first semester,
you're just gonna have to wait until the second semester.
But hey, rules are for schnooks! -
It's an honor to have you as part of our senior class, Miss Montana.
- Please, call me Hannah. - Hannah.
I hope your daughter likes the photo. She's gonna love it!
- Look... - Look at me...
Is there anything else I can do for you, Hannah?
Nope. Just want to be treated like a normal student.
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
you're just another kid in the hall.
I do that with all the new students.
Oh, one more. I've got crazy eyes in this one!
- Say "senior!" - Senior!
Let's go.
Hannah Montana wants to be treated like a regular student...
- Except no P.E. - Except no P.E.!
Other than that, a regular girl.
A regular girl!
That should do it. And, if that doesn't work,
you can always try putting on a wig
and pretending to be somebody else.
All right, guys, off to class!
Don't want to be Hannah Mon-tardy!
- - - All right, all right.
Seriously, go to class.
Hi. Han-Han-Han...
Look, I am just a normal senior having a normal moment
with another normal senior.
OK, normal senior...
I'm really looking forward to working on the senior float.
- What about you? - Mon-Mon-Montan...
Oh, boy.
This is nice.
- Real cozy. - Yeah.
See if you feel that way when you have to go to the bathroom.
Actually, I already tried it. Wasn't that bad.
Hey, I've never gotten applause in there before.
Joannie, would you tell her I like her top?
You tell her. I don't even like her.
- Please! - Wow, you're annoying.
Thank you! - Out of the way, out of my way...
Hey, Joannie. - I'm guessing. -
She knows my name, she knows my name, she knows my name!
I thought you didn't like her.
Her star power cut right through my macho facade!
Hey, guys... -
No, no, no, please. No reason to freak out.
I just wanna talk, you know, senior to senior?
I love your top! Thanks. I love yours, too.
- Oh! You can have it! - No, no!
I meant on her! On her! It was just a compliment. Please...
It's just like, how I like, you know, her top,
her jacket, her jeans.
No! People! People! Where's your pride?!
Cover up!
Oh, no, this can't be good. I know how you feel.
We are the same, you and I.
Both of us looking for love.
Hiya, toots. Remember me?
Are you enjoying yourself up there?
This is the greasiest, carb-loaded,
calorie-packed thing any guy has ever ordered for me.
Thank you so much!
Yep, nothing like a good peeporoni, uh...
I mean, pepperoni pee-pee...
Italian food! - Jackson, do you need to use the restroom?
What?! And leave you here, alone and unprotected?
Do you mind? We're trying to have a conversation here!
Jackson, please, for me, go.
Yeah. You're right, I'm being silly.
I'll just go...
But I'll be right back.
Really, really fast! Like a flash...
...whiz bang boom!
- But not the boom, just the... - I'll see you a minute.
Forty-five seconds! I'm back! I'm... Oh.
You guys! Back off!
I'm on a date! With a guy I really like.
That would be me, boys. That would be me, right?
Does that answer your question?
Hey, Mile. What're doing here?
I figured Hannah'd be signing up for yearbook committee
or working on the homecoming float or something.
They don't want Hannah to work on the homecoming float, Dad.
They want her to stand on it and sing.
Dad, I can't go back there.
Hannah is never gonna be treated like an ordinary girl.
I'm never gonna be like one of them.
Now why does that surprise you?
I mean, that's why we came up with Hannah Montana in the first place.
I know. But now I'm gonna have to wait a whole semester
until I get to be a real senior
and do all the really cool senior stuff.
Like what? - I don't know 'cause I won't be there!
Mile, I am sorry you won't get to work on the Homecoming float.
But not even Hannah Montana gets everything she wants.
Though, Hannah did get to spend the entire summer touring Europe.
And though you won't be on yearbook committee,
Hannah did meet the President of the United States.
Who doesn't return my calls. Yeah.
Well, darlin', I know it's frustrating not being an ordinary girl.
But that's the price you pay for being an extraordinary girl.
You did mail the registration for second semester, right?
I'll be right back.
- Have fun at school. - I won't.
- You're lying. - I know.
- - - Same old' thing every morning.
Oh, man! Mr. Man! Mr. President! Your majesty!
Miley, sorry I couldn't take your call.
But I got your message and you're back in school.
Thank you so much, Mr. President!
Wait, he knows the secret? Lilly. He's the leader of the free world!
- Oh, yeah. - That's right.
And I know secrets that would blow y your mind...
-...Lola. -
And you... You might wanna stop sneaking down
in the middle of the night for pie.
Hey, This good.
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