Previously on the hills...
Spencer warned heidi not to go
To colorado.
>> you are so unbelievably
Naive, it's sad.
>> I mean, that's enough.
I don't want to talk about this
Anymore.
>> and when she got there, it
Wasn't the warm welcome she was
Hoping for.
>> are you telling me you don't
Think I look good?
>> I mean, how do I go and say
That, of course, I thought you
Were more beautiful before?
>> the gang invited me to miami.
>> wait, who's gonna go--you,
Me, audrina?
>> kristin.
>> really?
>> she's our friend.
>> but with girls, getting along
Is easier said than done.
>> we were supposed to be here
Together--girls' weekend, get to
Know each other, hang out,
Become closer.
>> when I had a better time than
They did, they all got super
Jealous.
>> do we keep waiting?
Do we go out?
>> no, we've already been
Waiting, like, an hour and a
Half.
>> then someone started talking
About me behind my back.
>> everybody's saying that
You're doing drugs.
>> what's wrong with you?
>> I'm fine.
Don't come here and attack me
And start talking on me.
And somehow, all these rumors
Were about to follow me home.
>> hello?
>> hey, it's me.
>> hey, I'll buzz you in.
>> audrina?
>> I'm in the kitchen.
>> hey.
>> hi.
>> how are you?
>> I've been good.
After miami, just trying to
Catch up on my sleep and get
Back into work mode.
>> I hear ya.
>> how have you been?
>> um, I don't know.
I'm thinking about maybe having
A little party.
>> oh.
>> just invite everyone and...
>> is it okay if I bring
Someone?
>> yeah. Who do you want to
Bring?
>> he's a singer.
He's a musician.
His name's ryan cabrera.
>> yeah, no, bring him.
Bring him.
That'll be fun.
>> are you gonna invite lo and
Steph?
'cause I know after all that...
>> I don't know how much you
Know about what's going on, but
There's been some rumors about
Me and miami and how I was
Partying and stuff.
>> believe me, I've heard.
>> I just need to ask--do you
Know who started them or...?
>> I have no idea.
All I know is that lo and steph
Thought maybe you're not going
Out with us--it may be that.
>> because I didn't go out with
You guys, I'm on drugs?
>> I don't really know you,
Kristin.
>> that's a pretty intense thing
Just to assume.
And now everyone in my life is
Asking me about it.
Like, my parents have heard
About it.
Like, this has become such an
Issue for me.
>> honestly, I don't know who's
Done it.
I really don't know if lo or
Stephanie have.
>> it's like anytime there's a
Problem, it seems like
Stephanie's involved.
I just--I need to talk to them.
I just need to get to the bottom
Of it and end this.
staring
at the blank page before you
open up the dirty window
let the sun illuminate
the words
that you could not find
reaching for somethin
in the distance
so close you can
almost taste it *
* release your inhibitions *
* feel the rain on your skin *
* no one else can *
* feel it for you *
* only you can let it in *
* no one else *
* no one else can *
* speak the words on your lips *
* drench yourself *
* in words unspoken *
* live your life *
* with arms wide open *
* today is *
* where your book begins *
* the rest is still unwritten *
* yeah *
>> * I can't just let you *
* run up on me like that *
* all on me like that *
* yeah *
* I see you aimin' *
* at my pedestal *
* so I think *
* I better let you know *
* that I-I-I-I'm so hard *
* oh, yeah, yeah, yeah *
>> oh, my god, listen to what
Somebody just sent me.
"kristin cavallari headed to
Rehab, scary rapid weight loss.
Friend says cavallari needs
Help."
>> oh, my god, this is so
Embarrassing.
>> "in miami, she was wasted the
Entire time, partying all night
And well into the morning."
Oh, my god.
She is so
I mean, I told her to her face
She was doing drugs in miami.
The thing was, though, that
After I said it, she wasn't
Like, "no, you're wrong.
No, that's not true."
What do you think?
I mean, does somebody who uses a
Lot recreationally have a
Problem?
>> absolutely.
It's like you don't want to go
To a party without doing it.
You don't want to do anything
Without doing it.
She's, like, in denial that she
Was even caught.
She thinks someone just sold her
Out.
First, you blame your friends.
>> yeah.
That's sad.
Well, her party should be
Interesting.
>> I mean, I'm excited to go and
See heidi, to be honest.
>> yeah, have you not seen heidi
Or spencer?
>> no.
It's been months.
>> why does spencer ignore you?
He's your brother.
* *
>> * whipped cream, chocolate *
* lingerie, panty hose *
* watch me strike a pose *
* champagne in a cup *
* light a match, burn it up *
>> thank you, honey.
>> thank you, dear.
>> I can't believe I haven't
Seen anyone yet--the girls,
Kristin, audrina, anyone.
I'm so excited to go to
Kristin's party and show them my
3.0 body.
>> 10.0.
>> perfect 10.
>> it's like they get to meet a
Whole new girl.
>> I'm kind of excited.
I just feel like I'm not used to
Being around civilians.
>>
Me either.
>> realistically, I truly don't
Know how I'm gonna be around
Stephanie.
>> well, I think maybe you
Should try to make amends or
Reach out to stephanie, because
I've been going through so much
Hard stuff, you know.
If one of us could have that
Connection with our family,
I think it would be good.
>> I mean, I haven't talked to
Stephanie once since the dui.
She knows why, 'cause that was
The final straw.
>> what are you gonna do if your
Sister is there?
>> um, avoid her like a plague.
>> * you're gettin' *
* carried away *
* you're gettin' carried away *
>> * sometimes I feel *
* like you don't understand me *
* that's when I get *
* carried away *
>> * you're gettin' *
* carried away *
>> * boy, you know... *
>> oh, well, hey.
>> hello, hello, hello.
>> how are you, babe?
>> I'm good.
How are you?
How's work?
>> so great.
What's up?
You look upset.
>>
>> what?
>> I just have a gut feeling
That stephanie is the one that
Was spreading all those rumors.
>> stephanie?
>> yeah.
>> I'm gonna make you a drink.
>> all right.
>> you need it.
>> I know.
Ah!
>> no one else--lo wouldn't say
Anything about you.
Lo's too much of a chicken to
Say anything about anybody.
>> no kidding.
Thank you.
>> it has to be stephanie.
>> why would she do that?
>> because she's crazy, because
She's a pathological liar, and
She has nothing better going on
In her life.
>> that stuff, though, is
Unforgivable.
That's something that you just
Do not say about someone.
>> that's not a stupid rumor.
Like, you can't joke around with
Stuff like that.
>> no, I mean, if anybody--she
Has no room to talk at all.
>> oh, the girl drives me crazy.
I'll talk to her at my party.
>> you're inviting her?
>> I want to see her
Face-to-face.
>> you need to kick her ass.
That's how I feel.
>> * I may not wanna get low *
♪ so I post it up ♪
♪ kinda like a player do ♪
♪ but if you come to the crib ♪
♪ then I mit show you girls ♪
♪ a thing or two ♪
♪ yeah, I think you ♪
♪ a superstar ♪
♪ with an aáá like that ♪
♪ you gotta blow ♪
♪ before you make it big ♪
♪ there's just one thing ♪
♪ that I gotta do ♪
>> * how low can you go? *
>> what are you wearing right
Now, frankie?
I thought we were just coming
Here to shoot around.
You look like you're playing a
Tournament.
>> basketball court, man.
>> bro, look at you.
Are you kidding me?
>> * go low *
>>
Oh, count it.
>> yo, dude, what are we doing
Tonight?
>> kristin's having some little
Shindig at her pad.
>> you excited about seeing
Audrina?
Are you gonna hit it?
>> I mean--
Am I gonna hit it?
I'm excited to go to the party.
Now, if audrina's there, then
We'll--I'll assess the situation
When I see it.
>> but what if she brings that
New boyfriend of hers?
>> who--ryan?
>> ryan cabrera.
>> he and I have had some issues
In the past.
>> you should be like, "yo,
Homes, stay away from my girl."
>> I'll let it be known.
It's cool that they're, you
Know, together and stuff, 'cause
They have a lot in common.
They can borrow each other's
Clothes.
>> true. They can wear the same
Jeans.
>> yeah. What about hair gel?
>> that's very possible.
There we go, baby.
Get in there.
>> dude, I heard some rumors
About kristin in miami.
>> stephanie made up these
Stupid rumors, because stephanie
Is a crazy person.
I've said it once, and I'll say
It again.
Who is stephanie to say anything
About kristin, when she's had a
Dui and who knows what else?
So with her past drug addiction,
Maybe she's mirroring herself.
Oh.
Yes!
>> oh, that's the luckiest
Bounce in the world!
>>
>> is heidi coming?
>> heidi, uh...
>> and the twins?
>> these twins?
>> she's, like, transformed into
Lady gaga.
>> damn, if she doesn't look
Good, that sucks.
>> after ten surgeries, you
Better look good.
>> she better look damn good.
Oh.
Look at that--get it back.
Oh, get it back and score on
You.
♪ ♪
>> * don't take *
♪ no astrophysicist ♪
♪ to make your ass throw fits ♪
♪ now, sistas, kick it ♪
>> hi.
>> I love your house.
>> thank you.
>> it's so pretty.
>> how'd you guys meet?
>> you came over to my apartment
Way back in the day.
>> yeah.
>> and then you, like, wouldn't
Stop talking to me and calling
Me.
>> okay, stop talking.
>> okay.
>> whoa.
>> hey.
>> hi.
>> oh, my best friend.
>> what's up, man?
How are you, bro?
>> who wants a, uh, bellini?
Brody, you want a bellini?
>> why are we all situated
Around this little party table?
>> 'cause this is the bar.
>> what up, dude?
>> dude, how are you doing?
>> good. How are you?
>> how are you doing?
>> good.
>> I like this table.
I'm gonna make some bellinis for
The boys.
>> yeah.
>> yeah!
>> are you excited to show all
Your...
>> new assets?
>> associates the assets?
>> yes.
>>
>> hi.
>> hey, guys.
>> oh, my god.
>> oh, I love that dress.
>> heidi.
>> what's up?
>> I'm doing my, uh, surgery
Hugs.
I'm fragile.
>> here you go.
This is your first crystal for
Your house.
>> spencer, oh, my god.
Thank you.
>> put it this way--crystals
Have calmed me down a lot.
>> look at your boobs.
>> I know.
I'm trying to keep them in.
So please let me know if they
Come out.
>> how are you?
Are you still, like, hurting at
All?
>> yeah.
He, like, cut my back out here.
He cut my sides.
>> are you done?
You're done, right?
>> yeah. Well, I might want my
Boobs bigger, 'cause I want to
Be "h"s for "heidi."
>> "h"s?
>> yeah.
>> heidi.
>> damn.
>> what is all this?
I'm very confused.
>> I'm vibrationally tuned in,
Player.
That's the bottom line.
>> what's this one on the neck?
>> so this is the key to
Atlantis.
>> you mean the underground
City?
>> no, it's just an idea.
It's a vision.
It's a future.
>> are you good?
>> dealing with a little bit of
right now with,
Uh, you know...
>> what happened?
>> all these rumors going
Around.
They're saying I'm gonna go to
Rehab and all this stuff.
>> but who's saying that?
>> I'll tell you who I think it
Is later, but--
>> why would someone do that to
You?
That's, like--that's dirty.
>> mm.
>> oh, my god, finally!
>> but why not?
>> nothing.
>> your sister's over there.
>> would people stop referring
To her as my sister?
We have not seen birth
Certificates.
We have not seen evidence.
>> are you gonna talk to your
Brother?
>> I don't know.
I thought it'd be easier to talk
To him since heidi's here,
But it's actually harder.
It's like going up against two
People, when they're, no matter
What, on the same team.
>> hi.
I'm glad you guys came.
>> we haven't seen you since
Miami.
>> I know.
Are you guys going around
Teing people a bunch of stuff
That didn't really happen?
>> like what?
>> like that I was crazy
Partying and all this stuff.
>> we didn't see you partying.
You ditched us.
>> I've just heard that you've
Been saying a bunch of stuff
About me.
>> lo, do you have any...?
>> no.
>> seriously, I know that
There's a stigma attached to,
Like, anyone, like, who's done
Drugs before.
>> what?
>> so I would respect you and
Not tell people that you do
That.
>> then why is everyone thinking
That I'm, like, out of control
And all this stuff?
>> ask the people you were
Partying with.
>> what are you talking about?
>> if you're gonna blame all the
Rumors on us right now--
>> I don't believe you,
Stephanie.
♪ ♪
>> * when you stepped *
♪ out of line ♪
♪ when we get all intertwined ♪
♪ I got to end it with you ♪
♪ but I couldn't quite do ♪
♪ what is left of you? ♪
♪ ♪
♪ what is left of you? ♪
♪ ♪
>> she is looking pretty good.
She looking pretty good?
>> she's looking pretty good.
>> she's looking good.
>> hey.
Welcome.
Hey, how are you?
>> surgery hug.
>> mwah.
>> why didn't you say hi to
Spencer?
You didn't say hi to spencer.
>> thank you.
At least I didn't have to waste
One breath, you know?
>> yeah.
>> hey.
>> whoa. What up?
>> what are you making?
>> kristin, the drug addict
Alcoholic.
>> yeah.
>> oh, carbonation.
>> I talked to stephanie and lo
About miami.
>> what happened was they got
Bitter that you didn't go hang
Out with them that night, and
You were having more fun without
Them, doing your thing.
And so they just went and made
Up some stupid story.
>> steph swears it wasn't them,
But who knows?
>> I know...Stephanie.
Anything that comes out of that
Girl's mouth...
>> oh, trust me, I know.
I know.
>> anything.
What's she gonna say?
"oh, you know what?
It was me."
I'm positive it was her.
>> I can't believe kristin.
I just want to go.
>> you need to talk to spencer.
It'll be like ripping off a
Band-aid.
>> I'm gonna leave, but I didn't
Get to say hi.
How are you guys?
>> good. How are you?
>> excellent.
How are you?
Wah, wah, wah, wah.
What are you crying about,
Stephanie?
What the are you crying
About?
That's why you're not in my
Life, you crazy bitch, 'cause
You come to barbecues and just
Start crying.
I was just enjoying myself with
My wife, and I get crying
Sisters in front of me?
>> she just wanted to say hi.
>> but that gets--crying away.
What the do I need to do
To you?
>> drama, huh?
>> he just
Ignored me at the party, mom!
>> * you bury me alive *
>> what just happened?
We're over here having a little
Conversation, then all of a
Sudden, they got people storming
Out of here.
>> I, like, can't even
Talk right now.
>> I know it's your brother, but
He's off his rocker.
I don't know what's wrong with
Him.
>> here I'm talking about my
Little sister, who's not
Relevant to my life!
>> * you bury me alive *
♪ too consumed ♪
♪ by your own emptiness ♪
♪ and lies ♪
>> * another compromise *
♪ hooray ♪
♪ hooray for hollywood ♪
>> last night was awful.
And your brother...
>> I cannot help that my
Brother's lost his mind.
Spencer's not nice to anyone.
>> no love lost, you know what
I mean?
>> yeah.
So, kristin texted me.
She wants to meet.
>> why is she mad in the first
Place?
None of us did anything wrong.
>> because she lives in, like,
This crazy land where, like, we,
Like, spread rumors about her
And are talking about her.
>> there were a million people
In miami that weekend.
It was the super bowl.
Just because we were brave
Enough to say it to her face, as
A friend, doesn't mean that
We're talking about her.
I just don't know why she's
Pointing the finger at you over
Anybody else.
>> she only hears me.
>> the thing with kristin,
Though, is, like, if you have a
Conversation with her, she gets
Over it.
You should just talk to her,
Put--put it to rest, you know?
>> no, I think you're totally
Right.
♪ ♪
>> * let me reintroduce myself *
♪ as a man with a cause ♪
♪ I've had a lot of time ♪
♪ to think ♪
♪ and look at who we are ♪
♪ and I've got nothing left
♪ to say ♪
>>
>> you all right, bro?
Take a load off.
Have a seat, man.
Talk to me, bro.
I know last night sucked.
You had to deal with a whole
Bunch of .
You need to just forget about
That for a minute today, 'cause
It's really affecting you.
>> you want to see--you want to
Hold something powerful?
>> I--sure.
>> hold that, right there.
>> that is a seagull feather
From the pacific palisades.
This is bird flu status.
So bald eagle--what did they--
I mean, come on, man, these are
Snake-oil salesmen.
>> oh, my god.
>> it's your life.
It's you and your wife.
It's you two against the world.
I get it.
>> I never had females in my
Life that were so crazy.
I try to go to a barbecue.
I'm just sitting there.
I got a sister crying in my
Face, doing drama.
"he yelled at me!"
>> waterworks.
>> "he screamed at me!
Look how he ignores me!"
When she popped out of my mom
And they tried to hand her to
Me, I went like this--"aah!"
>> I-I'm serious, stop.
>> you're so chill, you don't
See what people are doing.
>> and you do, and it makes you
Miserable all the time.
>> not all the time.
My life is perfect until
Stephanie and holly try to come
In and, like, be part of it.
>> what are you gonna do--
Build the biggest walls you
Possibly can and just cordon
Yourself off from reality
Forever?
>> I'm trying.
That's why I'm trying to keep it
In my crystals.
>> I don't think the crystals
Are working, man, 'cause you're
Hyperventilating over here.
You're red-faced.
>> I know they're not working.
That's why there's hundreds on
Me right now.
>> maybe take them all off and
Look in the mirror.
You're crazy.
You lost it.
♪ ♪
>> * stand back *
♪ I can't stop ♪
♪ stumble off the block ♪
>> hey.
Are you gonna--are we eating
Or...?
>> um, I'm not, but if you're
Hungry, go ahead and order
Something.
>> blah.
Okay.
Like, I know, like, this whole
Miami thing is, like, being
Dragged out, and I don't want it
To, like, be an issue anymore.
>> well, then you should stop
Talking about it.
You should stop talking about me
And going around and telling
People stuff.
>> we didn't start any of those
Rumors.
And I feel like you're
Deflecting what you did and
Turning it into what we did, and
We didn't do anything wrong.
>> I don't even need an apology.
It's like, just stop talking
About me.
>> why would I apologize to you?
>> uh, for spreading rumors
About me and...
>> I didn't spread one rumor
About you.
>> stephanie, I don't like
Really being around you
Typically, because I think that
You're so two-faced, and you
Love to just run your mouth and
Make [...] up and make
Everything this big deal.
>> what are you talking about?
>> like, even at my house with
Your brother, it's like,
Storming out, like, crying.
It's like it's always something
With you.
>> don't even bring up my
Brother.
Like, that's, like, personal
Family stuff.
>> I could kind of care less.
>> you have just, like, the
Bitchiest attitude.
Like, you can't even have, like,
A nice conversation.
>> because why do we all have to
Be best friends?
We don't have to be.
>> we don't need to be best
Friends, but why don't you trust
Us?
What did we even do?
>> why would I trust you,
Stephanie?
>> you're just a mean person.
>> it's all drama and bull[...]
With you.
>> like, are you drunk right
Now?
What's wrong with you?
>> [sarcastically] yeah, I'm
Hammered.
I don't want to be friends with
You because of this, because you
Have to keep going and going and
Going and making--
>> because I'm not gonna be
Fake when I see you.
>> it's not about that.
If you would just shut up, this
Would be done.
>> kristin, just apologize for
What you did.
>> I don't owe you one.
>> you're delusional.
>> [sarcastically] okay.
>> oh, my god.
now
here we are
so what do you want from me?
what do you want from me?
so it messed me up
need a second to breathe
just keep coming around
hey
what do you want from me?
what do you want from me?ª
what do you want from me?
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>> next time, on the hills...
>> what about audrina and ryan?
>> what about them?
>> they seem like they're happy.
>> well, that's cool.
>> I still don't understand,
Like, why he'd be mad at me.
>> 'cause he has a crush on me.
It could be a long date and a
Half.
>> she's not god.
She didn't make heidi.
She's just a vagina.
>> that's my mom.
>> holly, this is my house.
If you keep defending her, I'm
Gonna ask you to leave.
What I've wanted to do to you,
Dear--whoo!
I didn't.
>> you can call me.
>> I don't even have your
Number, and he's always with
You.
[door slams]
He scares me.
>> [exhales]