Biology. Geology. World History. Intermediate Algebra.
Thanks, but we're trying to eat.
Eat? How can you eat when there's so much homework to do?
And reading? And reports?
Who knew that eighth grade would be so difficult?
Tell me about it.
I had to get up in front of my French class today
and conjugate a verb.
I don't even know how to do that in English.
Come on, you guys. Being in eighth grade rocks.
Igneous, or, uh, sedimentary?
I'm serious. We have experience now.
There's an entire grade younger than us,
trying to figure out what we already know.
Well, we are eighth graders now. Eighth graders!
Okay, guess I'll have to spell it out for them.
Uh, look at them.
So young. Scared. Nervous.
And look at us. Older. Wiser. Confident.
I'm sorry, did you just call yourself confident?
It is kind of nice to walk down the halls
and know where I'm going.
And I guess it's kind of cool knowing which teachers to avoid.
Exactly.
Seventh grade. Been there, done that.
Outgrew the T-shirt and donated it to charity.
This year, it's about giving back.
Giving back?
Yeah, sharing what we know.
I met this girl-- she's a sevvie, and...
You know...seventh grader.
Oh, a seventh grader. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. So, she kind of reminds me of me when I was her age.
You know a little self-conscious. Kind of shy.
Ooh. There she is.
If I had someone older, a year ago, to help me
I could've avoided some serious fashion don'ts.
Congratulations, Lizzie.
It's nice to see you being so, uh... altruistic.
French is hard enough, Gordo. Translation, please.
It's just nice to see her being so helpful that's all.
No, really. I don't need the props.
I do it because I care.
You're right. She is like you.
Exactly like you.
Hey!
If you believe
We've got a picture-perfect plan
We've got you fooled
'Cause we only do the best we can
And sometimes we make it
And sometimes we fake it
But we get one step closer each and every day
We'll figure it out on the way.
Lizzie McGuire S02E14 Just Like Lizzie
Star light, star bright. L-Lots of starry stars.
Why does this keep happening to me?
Lizzie? Are you okay?
You're a twin. Thanks.
I just want to thank you for your advice before.
I tied up my P.E. T-shirt, like you suggested
and before I knew it everybody was doing it.
What they say you can take the girl out of seventh grade
but you can't take seventh grade out of the girl.
Like, who still hangs around with... sevvies?
Is that Kate Sanders? I hear she is really mean.
Unless, of course, you guys are friends.
Th-Then I'm sure she's really nice.
Well, let's just say Kate and I
have a very interesting relationship.
Hey, Ethan.
Lizzie. Looking good this year.
Right back at ya.
Did I just say that to Ethan Craft?
This really is a new me.
You actually know him?
Yeah. Kind of.
He's the boy I was going to ask you about.
I totally have a crush. Can't help it.
Yeah, join the club. Ethan kind of has that affect on people.
Oh, who am I kidding? He'll never notice me. I'm just a sevvie.
You're more than just a sevvie.
Okay, everything may seem a little confusing right now
but don't worry, I'll help you out.
Wow, Lizzie. I'll never be like you.
You're so... together. And I'm so not.
I really like this girl.
Oh, I know it may seem that way but if it wasn't for my friends
last year I would've never survived.
And I don't know how I'd survive without you.
Have I mentioned how much I like this girl?
You're so smart. Really friendly. We even like the same boy.
You know what you're more than a friend. You're my role model.
I love this girl!
Matt? Honey? Something wrong?
I'm depressed.
Depressed? You're too young to be depressed.
What's the matter?
Wilderness Cadets.
But you love Wilderness Cadets. What's wrong?
Well, you know how we earn patches for stuff
like when we read stories to old people
clean up a playground, wash Dad's car.
You have them wash your car?
But if I don't earn at least one patch of my own
they're going to demote me to... Bunny Cadets!
I'm sure you could get a patch in "ugly."
I'm sure I could.
Did you/I just agree with an insult?
Wow. He really is depressed.
So, what's this Bunny Cadets anyway?
Exactly. Do you know what they do in Bunny Cadets?
They take naps! Finger paint! Make ceramic handprints!
Well, there is no way
you are going to have to go back to Bunny Cadets.
Well, if I don't earn a patch of my own by this weekend
I'm quitting.
No, you're not. You're not a quitter.
No, apparently, he's a bunny.
Lizzie!
Matt, your father and I are going to
help you earn a patch of your own.
No matter what it takes, okay?
Right, Sam?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it-it'll be fun.
Bon jour, Lizzie. Comment ca va?
Uh, you're not Lizzie.
No, I'm Andie. But I'm flattered by your mistake.
You must be Miranda.
You're the sevvie, aren't you?
Lizzie's told me all about you.
She has? Wait, why are you stocking her locker?
I was organizing it.
The Sosh class just finished so she'll need her Bio book next.
You arrange her books in class order?
It's the least I can do. She's been so great to me.
Like I told her, she's a great role model.
Hey.
Where'd you find her, and how can I get one?
Andie, your hair looks so cute like that.
You like it? I kind of copied what you did yesterday.
Look, I'm just going to cut to the chase.
I really think that you should stop copying other people
and forge your own path.
You're Gordo, aren't you?
You'll have to excuse him. He's socially challenged.
So, you have any friends who are looking for a role model
'cause I'm available.
It's just I'm such a fan of your work.
My work?
That video you made last year
where everyone revealed their deepest thoughts about school.
It's one of my all-time favorite student films.
Really?
Uh, hello. I thought you were president of my fan club.
Oh, look at the time.
As Lizzie once told me "Tardiness is laziness."
That's better.
Well, it was really nice meeting you both.
Oh, and Lizzie I took your advice on Mr. Pettus' class.
If you sit towards the back
you really don't get drenched by his talk spittle.
-Later. -See you on the flip side.
I want someone to arrange my locker.
And wear their hair like me. I want to be someone's role model!
She's amazing.
I hate to say it... but I'll say it.
I told you, Gordo.
Who am I kidding? I love to say it!
It says here I can earn my nature patch
by collecting and identifying leaves.
Okay. Leaf number one.
Let's see if I can find it in the book.
No. No. No.
Here, let me see.
Okay. Pointed leaves. Cluster of three.
Hey, why are you all red?
Huh? Where?
On your hands and your arms and...
Eww... look at your nose.
What? What about my nose?
-Disgusting. -What?
It's all red and blotchy.
It is?
Yeah. And why are you scratching?
I don't know. I'm just... I'm all itchy.
-Um... Dad? -Yeah.
I identified the leaf.
Well, that's good, son, because...
now... you'll get your Wilderness patch.
Unfortunately, poisonous leaves don't count.
Poisonous leaves?
That's poison ivy.
Poison ivy?
Let's see... first aid.
Ah, ice required. Should I get the ice?
Yep?
And, uh, maybe some calamine lotion.
Ow. I think there's a crutch in the hall closet.
Oh, and is a, uh, ambulance necessary, or not?
Not this time, son.
Okay. Are you sure, or should I call Mom?
Just go.
Hey, Andie.
Good to see you again, Andie.
Okay... People are confused.
Wha...?
Hey, who is that?
And why is she wearing...my clothes?
Oh, hey, Lizzie, over here.
Uh, Andie, you-you dyed your hair.
Oh, good, you're here. Your smoothie was melting.
Thanks, but I, uh...
I thought you could use an afternoon pick-me-up.
I know it's your favorite. Miranda told me.
Andie you're dressed exactly like me.
Isn't it great?
Impostor! What have you done with my Gordo?
Oh, and before I forget here are some flash cards
to help you study for your English test.
How did you know I had a test?
'Kay, guys, we're outtie. The mall is waiting.
See you on the flip side, Lizzie.
Miranda!
What? Some of her friends are going to the mall.
They may need me.
Plus, you have that test to study for. Later.
I cannot believe her.
-I know. See you later. -Gordo!
Look, I know how I said that Andie should forge her own path
but you're helping to mold her.
It's working. She's really cool.
Don't you mean I'm cool?
What can I say, she wears you well.
Truth is, if she wasn't a sevvie I'd probably ask her out.
What? Well, you might as well ask me out.
Why would I want to do that?
Never mind, okay. She is dressing exactly like me.
Am I the only one who is completely creeped out by this?
Yeah. Got to go, Andie's waiting.
G-Gordo...
When did my whole world turn upside down?
Lizzie, is that you?
'Cause we don't need you anymore.
We have Andie now.
Oh, yeah, I said, ooh
I want to be just like you
I want to walk like you, talk like you, too
You see, it's true
An ape like me
Can learn to be human, too
Yes, and, ooh, I want to be just like you
I want to walk like you, talk like you, too
Hi, Lizzie. You're my role model...
role model...role model...
role model... role model...
Role model, schmo model. I want my life back.
Okay. Survival cooking. This'll be easy.
I like the way you think, Dad.
So, how's the fire coming?
Good. How's it going with you?
Uh, good, good.
Hey, it's working.
Should I get the ice, Dad?
Yeah.
But I thought you liked being Andie's role model?
I am not her role model. She's imitating me.
Well, you know what they say--
imitation's the greatest form of flattery.
Gordo, she dyed her hair exactly like me.
And she's dressing exactly like me, too.
And it's freaking me out!
So, what are you going to do?
Well, I still want to set a good example
so, I'm going to let her down easy.
Let her down easy? Let her down easy?
Lizzie, I-I'm begging you please think before you do this.
You really are begging me and, it's kind of creeping me out.
Don't get me wrong. I mean, having one Lizzie, it's great.
But if there were two of you...
words just-just couldn't describe it.
Good.
Okay, here she comes.
Look at that outfit. She's got such style.
Uh, don't you mean my outfit? Ugh!
Hi, you guys. Guess what, Lizzie?
I changed my schedule to match yours.
I thought it'd be easier to pick your brain
between classes that way.
She's so smart.
Look, Andie, that's really sweet of you, but...
I think that, um...
I think that you should try to create some space between us.
Space? What do you mean?
You know, space. Like the distance between here and Pluto!
Okay, look, I'm really glad to be here for you
to give you counsel and guidance and everything you know?
But I really, really think you need to...
focus a little more on you and a little less on me.
That's our cue, Gordo. Oh, but if you ever need a...
Did I do something wrong?
Okay... how can I say this?
Get lost. Get your own life. Get real and deal.
Oh, I get it.
You do? Oh, good. I knew you'd understand.
You are so sweet.
I am?
Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie.
If this is about me and Ethan there's no question.
You saw him first, he's all yours.
What?
Okay, go directly to "freak," do not stop at "normal."
Oh, there's the bell.
I want to get a good seat in math
to avoid sitting next to someone
who'll cheat off my paper and land me detention.
Another great lesson from Lizzie history. Bye.
Hello, emergency. I want to report a stolen life. I'll hold.
What... ?
The flowers are so easy to do. Andie showed me.
That's because I showed her.
Miranda, look!
What is Andie doing here, in my house? Talking to my mom?
Oh,good. We're supposed to trade CDs. Her collection's amazing
That's it. No more Miss Nice Guy. I mean, Girl. I mean...
Thanks for the recipe, Mrs. McGuire.
Oven-fried chicken is my favorite.
Isn't that funny? It's Lizzie's, too.
Me, too.
Freak.
Dweeb.
Gnat.
Rat.
Who are you? And please tell me you're not staying.
One Lizzie's bad enough.
Matt... that is no way to talk to your sister's friend.
She's not my friend.
Lizzie.
Hey, Lizzie. I came by just to make sure we were okay.
Things felt a little tense between us at school today.
Tense? Tense?! I'll give you tense!
What are you doing here?
Don't answer that, okay? Just leave me alone.
Stop dressing like me stop doing your hair like me
and stop talking like me.
But I want to be like you. You're my role model.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
Look, you don't want to be like me, trust me.
She's right, you know.
I oversleep. I get stains on my clothes.
I trip in the cafeteria. I lose my keys. My room is a mess.
And I try really, really hard to make my life look easy.
Okay. Maybe she went a little too far
but you have to admit your locker looks awesome.
Okay, let's focus on the "little too far" part.
Do you get it now?
Not really.
Sorry I bothered you.
Honey, what was that about?
Andie was taking over my life, Mom. She left me no choice.
You know, you forgot to say that you snore,
you leave hair in the brush and that
your toes stick together when it's hot out.
They do?
See you.
Mom, I've made a decision. I'm quitting Wilderness Cadets.
Oh, honey, you're just having trouble
earning your patches, that's all.
Hey, honey, have we got anymore calamine lotion?
I'll get it, Dad. And you really should be sitting down.
Well, you're probably right, son. Good thinking.
And we need to elevate your leg.
Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah.
And you're going to scar if you keep scratching like that.
Boy, Matt, you sure know your first aid stuff.
Oh! I'm sorry.
Basic Wilderness Cadet training. It's all in the manual.
Well, honey you don't have to quit Wilderness Cadets.
I don't?
No, you just earned your first aid patch.
Congratulations, sweetie.
Uh, guys... !
Oh, I'm so proud of you!
Uh, guys...
Uh, no
-Ice, Dad? -Yup.
I still kind of feel bad the way things ended with Andie.
Uh-oh, Kate and posse approaching.
Just when I thought I was having a good day.
You guys that's Kate, and Andie.
Uh... she got hair extensions?
Hello, Lizzie McGuire.
I just thought I should let you know
everyone thought I was a much better role model than you.
Way better.
Kate's got, like shopping tips, hair and makeup advice.
You know, really important stuff.
Oh, how will I go on?
Whatever. You live and learn. Right, Andie?
That's what I always say. Isn't it? Live and learn.
Hi, Andie.
-Later. -Later.
Well, if it makes you feel any better
you are a way better role model than Kate.
That's a given.
Although, I did like the lip gloss they were wearing.
Yeah, but you know it shouldn't be about the lip gloss.
Andie should want to copy someone, you know
for the important stuff. Like, being a better person.
Maybe being a role model was harder than I thought.
Plus, it's more fun to find things out on your own.
Yeah. I think we did okay.
And you never figure out who you really are
if your busy trying to be someone else.
Oh, Gordo's back.
Yeah. I like two Lizzies
but two Kates-- that's scary.
Mark.
Miranda... sorry.
Lizzie, is... that you?
'Cause...
I've made dis-decision.
No, wait, a discia-ya. I've made a decision.
You going to go?
Action!
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Stop!
Action!