Last season on The Hills...
Hey!
All: Hey!
Okay, I admit I have my own way of doing things.
I think you should come back here--right here, and come talk
to me like that.
But Justin seemed like fair game to me.
Are you a single man, or are you dating?
I'm single.
How--how single is single?
Even if Audrina was mad about it.
You're selfish.
You're self-centered.
All you care about is yourself.
Justin and I decided to give it a shot anyway.
I wanna have fun with you.
I wanna do things with you.
But that didn't work out at all.
It's, like, last night, seeing Brody and Justin, like, I have
more fun with Brody.
I feel like we've just completely grown apart.
You think you tried to make our little thing work 100%?
Heidi and Spencer's married life was anything but perfect.
You knew I wanted kids when you married me.
So it sounds like marrying me was the biggest mistake you've
ever made.
And Heidi felt something needed to change.
As for the rest of the girls, they invited me to Miami for
super bowl weekend.
But I was about to learn that with this crew, everyone has
their own idea of fun.
Hi.
Hi!
How are you?
[Sighs]
Just had an AA meeting.
Yeah?
How was it?
I just--I can't believe I'm doing this all over again.
I mean, seriously, like, I'm only 23, and I've been to jail
twice.
Like, that's not normal.
After the DUI, you're on... Probation now, right?
So are you allowed to... Go out with us?
You're basically asking, am I grounded.
Yeah.
No, I'm not grounded.
Um, so I was talking to Brody and the guys, and they have made
plans to go to Miami for the super bowl.
And they wanted to know if we were going.
Like, if we wanted to stay in the same motel.
[Clapping]
I know!
Wait, who's gonna go?
You, me, Audrina...?
Kristin.
Really?
She's our friend.
Okay.
At least she's trying to be.
Even Audrina is like--was on board with Kristin coming.
Are you kidding me?
I know, they're kind of getting along.
I've missed so much.
I know.
My brother's still not talking to me.
I haven't seen Heidi and Spencer for months.
There's been some talk about Heidi... And a new face.
This is all hearsay.
Okay.
Eyebrow lift, ears pinned back.
Nose job, chin job, boob job, butt job.
Butt job?
Butt job.
Liposuction?
No, like a... Like a bigger butt.
Like a--like a little junk in the trunk.
Wait, how did--how do--how do you add-- i don't know.
♪ Staring at ♪
♪ the blank page before you ♪
♪ open up the dirty window ♪
♪ let the sun ♪
♪ illuminate the words ♪
♪ that you could not find ♪
♪ reaching for something ♪
♪ in the distance ♪
♪ so close you can ♪
♪ almost taste it ♪
♪ release your inhibitions ♪
♪ feel the rain on your skin ♪
♪ no one else ♪
♪ can feel it for you ♪
♪ only you can let it in ♪
♪ no one else ♪
♪ can speak the words ♪
♪ on your lips ♪
♪ drench yourself ♪
♪ in words unspoken ♪
♪ live your life ♪
♪ with arms wide open ♪
♪ today is ♪
♪ where your book begins ♪
♪ the rest is still unwritten ♪
♪ yeah ♪
[paper tongues'
ride to California]
♪ 40, 40 dollars ♪
♪ to the man that wanna go ♪
♪ 20 20 to the sister ♪
♪ with the ticket ♪
♪ at the grocery store ♪
♪ I've been lost ♪
♪ but now I m found ♪
♪ I've been defeated for sure ♪
♪ and now I got a chance ♪
♪ and the city ♪
♪ better let me go ♪
♪ I can't wait ♪
♪ to get a ride ♪
♪ to California ♪
♪ 'cause it makes sense ♪
♪ to go to California ♪
Heidi, I really don't think this is a good idea, you getting
on a plane to Colorado.
You need to stay here where I can take care of you.
I know.
But I just haven't been home in a while, and I didn't see my mom
since the wedding.
And I think she was a little hurt not knowing about my surgery.
So I just kind of feel like I have to do this.
Well, Heidi, I'm gonna come with you.
No, Spencer, you're not gonna come with me.
You and my mom don't get along.
Well, dear, your mom is a very tough woman.
I completely agree.
And that's why I want her to see how great I look and how happy
i finally feel.
But you are so unbelievably naive, it's--it's just--it's sad.
I mean, that's enough.
I don't wanna talk about this anymore.
And we're gonna be late, so.
Okay.
Okay?
[Justin Bieber's eenie meenie miney mo lova]
♪ You seem like the type ♪
♪ to love 'em ♪
♪ and leave 'em ♪
♪ don't leave me out here ♪
♪ dancing alone ♪
♪ you can't make up ♪
♪ your mind, mind, mind ♪
♪ mind, mind ♪
♪ please don't waste ♪
♪ my time, time, time ♪
♪ time, time ♪
♪ I'm not tryin' ♪
♪ to rewind, 'wind, 'wind ♪
♪ 'wind, 'wind ♪
♪ I wish our hearts ♪
♪ could come together as one ♪
♪ 'cause shorty is ♪
♪ a eenie meenie miney mo lova ♪
Audrina and Brody are still out there.
Doesn't Kristin have, like, a thing for him, but she's not
like, really...Talking to him?
I mean-- i mean, it's obvious.
I feel like Kristin tries to play it cool.
Absolutely.
But she's always had a thing for him.
I'll be bummed if Audrina and Brody hook up.
Everybody's getting along, and that would just piss Kristin off.
Totally, totally.
I guess we just see what they do tonight.
But it's not the end of the world, you know?
[Kerli's Love is Dead]
♪ All I want ♪
♪ is right here ♪
♪ but I don't live here ♪
♪ anymore ♪
♪ love is dead ♪
♪ love is gone ♪
♪ love don't live here anymore ♪
♪ love don't live here ♪
♪ anymore ♪
♪ love is dead ♪
♪ love is gone ♪
♪ love don't live here anymore ♪
thank you.
♪ Love don't live here ♪
[doorbell rings]
♪ Anymore ♪
♪ love is dead ♪
♪ love is gone ♪
♪ love don't live here ♪
hi, mommy!
Hi, honey.
Hi!
How are you?
Are you all fragile?
Yeah, be careful with everything.
Don't touch anything.
Hi, you.
Come--come in.
I didn't know you were gonna cry.
No, I'm not.
Hi.
Oh, it's so nice to be home.
It's so nice to have you home.
So how are you feeling?
What, you act like I have a new face or something.
[Laughing]
That's pretty much what it is.
It takes a little getting used to.
Yeah.
It's very weird, and very awkward.
I'm sorry, I'm just a little... It's okay.
So how're you feeling?
Are you happy?
Yeah, I'm feeling a lot better.
I can hardly hear you, why are you talking so soft?
I can't talk a lot louder, because my jaw is kind of locked up.
Hm.
Um... What all did you have done?
I got--I got a slight eyebrow lift, and that's why I had these
staples in my head.
Is that permanent?
Yeah, it's permanent.
They're not gonna come down a little?
No.
I had my nose redone.
I had my own fat injected into my cheeks.
I had my ears pinned back.
I had injections in my lips.
I had my chin shaved down.
I had my breasts redone, and my back shaped.
And then I had a little bit of inner and outer lipo done.
[Sighs]
You risked your life to do the things that you did.
Mom, there's brain surgery every day, there's huge
surgeries that are-- you had an elective surgery
that was completely unnecessary.
To you it was unnecessary.
I just feel like that when you left home, you had more
confidence and more self-esteem than any person I'd ever met in
my life.
Well, you know growing up i used to put water balloons in
my bra, and I always wanted big boobs.
And you know, it's not anything new.
You said you want bigger boobs than you have now?
I actually wanted bigger ones but they couldn't fit in.
It sounds to me like you wanna look like Barbie.
I do wanna look like Barbie.
Why would you wanna look like Barbie?
To everybody else that saw you, you were Heidi.
Nobody in the world could've looked like Heidi Montag.
Are you telling me you don't think I look good?
Maybe you should rephrase the question.
No, do I look good?
I mean, how do I go and say that of course, I thought you
were more beautiful before?
I thought you were younger, i thought you were fresher
looking, I thought you were healthier.
What's done is done.
So that's a terrible thing for me to say.
But yes, that's how I feel.
I felt that you were much more beautiful before.
And I'm hoping that some of this will fade away and go away.
[Scoffs]
[Sighs]
You don't have to support it, or think it looks good.
But you have to realize what I've been through.
And you have to realize that I've been through so much pain.
And coming here and having you attacking me... Is just really
hard.
And I understand that you don't support it, I understand you're
upset and you're disappointed.
But mom...This is what I chose, and there's nothing that I can
take back.
[Erik hassle's bump in the road]
♪ We all must go through it ♪
♪ sometimes ♪
♪ ah ♪
♪ if a bird can sing ♪
♪ with a broken wing ♪
♪ you'll learn to bend ♪
♪ when the wind blows ♪
♪ the leaves may fall ♪
cheers to friends.
Everybody getting along.
To friendship.
I know.
Can't believe it's so much fun.
I know.
Cheers.
[Knocking]
Oh, it's open.
Oh.
You girls look so beautiful.
Hello.
I'm little intimidated right now.
Look at you all.
Who's ready to rage?
Yay!
To us all still being here, being friends.
To best friends.
Let's go rage, regardless of what happens.
Ah!
[Pitbull's Shut It Down]
♪ Now watch me ♪
♪ now watch me ♪
♪ shut this thing down ♪
♪ ♪
♪ sube, sube ♪
♪ hasta Las nubes ♪
♪ para adelante ante ♪
♪ no mires patras ♪
all right, let's take a shot.
♪ Ch-ch-ch-ch-Ching ♪
who wants a shot?
♪ Real chicos do real things ♪
♪ on the road to the riches ♪
♪ get diamond rings ♪
♪ moved up from the streets ♪
♪ graduated hustla... ♪
where's JB?
I haven't talked to Justin in a long time.
Who are you seeing?
No one.
[Slow pop song]
♪ So much to say ♪
♪ but there's no one to listen ♪
♪ here comes the part ♪
♪ where I hit rock bottom ♪
♪ tell me where I went wrong ♪
♪ is anybody here ♪
[overlapping chatter]
Right now, right now.
♪ Anybody here ♪
♪ there's screaming in my ear ♪
all right, let's take a shot.
Drama. Drama, drama, drama.
♪ On overload ♪
♪ da, da, da, dah ♪
♪ overload ♪
[weekend warrior's caught up in the cycle]
♪ I'm not going home ♪
♪ tonight, I wanna ♪
♪ rock out till ♪
♪ the morning light ♪
♪ and if the police come ♪
♪ and shut us down ♪
♪ then I'll be back again ♪
♪ tomorrow for another round ♪
hey.
Hi.
[Giggles]
Uh.
How are you feeling?
My feet are so tore up from dancing, and...
Mine too, I have band-aids on mine.
I won't even wear heels tonight, I can't.
Wait a minute.
Audrina, like, why did just you and Brody go to the bar?
Like, what was going on?
Was he, like, trying to woo you still?
All those boys are super flirty.
Everyone.
Especially when they get drunk.
What time did everybody go home?
Probably about 5:00.
What?
At 5:00?
Crazy woman.
Miami's so different than L. A.
Everything's open all night.
I know.
All night.
So what's the deal with tonight, though?
I don't know if I'm gonna make it that late tonight.
I can't even speak, so.
We should maybe just do something mellow tonight.
Like, we can hang out at the hotel or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would be fun.
Mm, yeah.
[Upbeat pop song]
♪ You can't save them ♪
♪ let her day be ♪
♪ 'cause if we come back ♪
♪ it's gonna be gone ♪
♪ ooh ♪
yeah, I think we should toast to... To a new Heidi.
[Laughing]
How does it--how does it make you feel, now that you're
starting to become this person that you wanted to be?
I feel better than ever.
'Cause as dramatic and crazy as it was, I couldn't be happier
with the results.
Yeah, your face is more structured.
It looks like it's tighter, or like you're frozen, or...
Plastic?
Cold--well, I wouldn't choose to use that word.
But don't you think it's so weird though, that you were
always, like, so outgoing and so confident.
And I was envious of the confidence that you had.
I don't know what happened.
Thank you.
Yeah, I think that I just wanted to be happier.
And I couldn't fix who I was being upset with how I looked
on the outside.
I would like to see the choice made to deal with the
insecurity on a psychological level.
And that's great for you.
And you live in the mountains, you don't live where I live.
So it's two different worlds-- does that make a difference?
Of course it does.
So should you not live in that area?
I don't wanna get into this right now, I really don't.
I'm just having a mature, adult conversation with
a brilliant, articulate woman.
Mm-hmm.
With a very sore jaw.
How's that burger?
I can't really chew it.
Do you want me to put it in a blender for you?
Enough.
It's gone too far.
This--this is frustrating.
So what do we do?
Do we keep waiting, or do we go out?
No, we've already been waiting, like, an hour and a half.
She's the one who wanted to stay in tonight.
What has she been doing for the last eight hours?
Here's the thing, I have no problem saying, "you ditched us
this weekend."
Yeah, we were supposed to be here together, girls weekend.
Get to know each other, hang out, and become closer.
I mean, she obviously got mad when you and Brody went to the
bar together at the maxim party.
Brody's the one purs--trying to pursue me.
Absolutely.
And for once, the guy that she wants back doesn't want her
back, he wants me.
And that--she doesn't like that.
Exactly.
It's so weird, it's, like, up and down with her.
It's a roller-coaster, you know?
I mean, we all know why.
You see her every morning and she looks like--her eyes are
bloodshot.
She looks like [...].
Do you know what I mean?
Like, hello!
Oh...Drugs?
Mood swings--yeah.
I know, I just think for me, personally, like, I can't be
around that kind of a person.
Yeah.
Because of where I am in my life, with the DUI.
And she's just a liability.
No, none of us need to be in a space where there's drugs
and there's crackheads.
Like... I don't know, I just think something's wrong.
I don't know.
[Ke$ha's Dancing With Tears in My Eyes]
♪ With every move I die ♪
♪ I'm faded ♪
♪ I'm broken inside ♪
♪ I'm losing it ♪
♪ losing it, losing it ♪
♪ with every move I make ♪
♪ I die ♪
Hey, look who's texting me.
♪ When did I become ♪
♪ such a hypocrite ♪
♪ who I am ♪
♪ is not who I wanna be ♪
♪ trust me, I'm paying for it ♪
♪ with every move I die ♪
Kristin.
Hm?
We have to go to the airport.
[Grumbles]
We have to leave for the airport.
Let's do it.
What time did you get home?
Where have you been?
We haven't seen you in one day.
Oh, I hate you guys so much right now.
Why do you guys look all cute?
We didn't go out last night, yeah.
Really?
No.
Where'd you go?
Everywhere.
This room is a mess.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
It, like, smells in here.
What time did you guys get home?
I have no idea.
Was it light outside?
Or was it dark outside?
Oh, no, no, no.
The sun was still--well, the sun hadn't come up yet.
How tired are you right now?
Pretty tired, yeah.
But I'm not the only one that's on this page.
I think everybody else is.
I mean, I feel fine.
Cool.
Who are, like, the friends?
Yeah, where did they go?
I don't know, they, like, bolted out of here.
I think we all just came to make sure you were coming home
and, you know.
Not letting you miss the flight.
Well, thanks.
Well, all right, let's go.
All right.
Okay.
Hey, are you guys really sitting in here just talking [...]?
Not talking [...].
It's just, like, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
How do you stay up until 8:00 A. M. every single night?
Like, I'm in bed by 4:00-- I wasn't up until 8:00 A.M.
Every single night.
And even if I was, so what?
I mean, I don't know you that well, so I'm not gonna sit here
and keep dwelling.
But we worried about you.
Me not hanging out with you last night isn't like, "oh,
screw you guys, I don't want anything to do with you."
Kristin, like, people are saying things about you.
Oh, really, like what?
I mean, do you really want me to say?
Yeah, lo, go ahead.
I mean, everybody's saying that you're doing drugs.
Oh, my God.
Kristin, your legs are, like, tiny, you're wearing sunglasses
all day.
Stephanie, you just woke me out of bed, of course I'm gonna
put sunglasses on, it's been a rough couple of days.
My legs are tiny?
My legs have always been tiny.
Like you're one to talk.
Don't say anything.
I'm--how am I one to talk?
Because you clearly have an issue with alcohol.
And I'm fine.
So don't come here and attack me and start talking [...] on me.
I mean, bottom line, Kristin, like, we're leaving at 4:00.
If you're not down there, we're going home.
But we wanted to wake you up, okay?
All right.
[Scoffs]
[Leona Lewis' alive]
♪ ♪
♪ I breathe, I hear ♪
♪ but I don't believe it ♪
♪ my heart, it beats ♪
♪ but inside I'm freezing ♪
♪ my hands, they shake ♪
♪ I've lost all the feeling ♪
♪ nowhere, to take ♪
♪ you say that you're leaving ♪
i wish it wouldn't have been so difficult.
Yeah, I think it was a lot for me to come out.
I thought it was too soon, and maybe it was.
We all love you and miss you.
And pick up the phone and call mom.
Okay.
Thank you so much for coming.
I love you.
Thanks, dad, I love you.
[Sighs]
You ready?
Yeah.
♪ And there's ♪
♪ no turning back this time ♪
♪ gotta stay alive ♪
♪ ♪
♪ where do I go ♪
♪ when I'm so alone ♪
♪ where do I turn ♪
♪ when we weren't so close ♪
♪ we try not to crash ♪
♪ but we still collide ♪
♪ tears I've cried ♪
♪ I'll survive ♪
♪ I'm alive ♪
♪ ♪
i just so much appreciate your coming, you know?
I had no idea how fragile you were.
I had no idea, physically, what you had gone through.
And hearing over the phone was a lot different than seeing it
in person.
Yeah.
I think I've had enough for a while.
♪ I'm alive ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ah ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ alive ♪
♪ I'm alive ♪
♪ ooh, oh ♪