MAN: What? He slipped and fell?
- 1337, wasn't it? - You think he'll be okay?
MASTER CHIEF: This kind of thing happens to him all the time.
Well, 1337 is still a Spartan. He's been trained with the best of them.
There's no need for concern.
MAN: If you say so, Master Chief.
It wouldn't be the first time he fell off a Pelican.
- But still, I am a little worried. MASTER CHIEF: Yeah.
Oh, no.
Hey! Wait for me! Come back!
Don't leave me behind!
I'm gonna have to rendezvous with them somewhere.
Huh?
I wonder if these natives are dangerous?
Hey, look at that. It's the junky old robot that fell.
Ha-ha-ha. I am not some junky robot.
Even if you don't wanna know, I'll tell you who I am.
I am one of the strongest warriors in space.
I am Spartan-1337.
- I wouldn't stand there if I were you. - It's not safe.
1337: How dare they ignore my awesome heroism.
Fear not. I am the strongest warrior in the... Oh, no.
[1337 GRUNTING]
I'm fine. That was just a few dents.
[1337 GROANING & GRUNTING]
He doesn't really get along with strangers all that much.
[GROANING]
ALIEN 1: So where is the accursed group of Spartans?
ALIEN 2 [ON RADIO]: On Cronkee, the fourth planet of the Unicon system.
ALIEN 1: Excellent. This is the perfect opportunity...
...to show those Spartans a thing or two about Covenant power.
- Bring out Pluton. - Yes, sir.
ALIEN 1: Yes. It is the finest bio-warrior ever created.
Now go to the planet Cronkee and demonstrate our might.
ALIEN 2: But Pluton's weapons are still in the experimental stage.
They'll be enough to vanquish the humans.
Don't you think a real battle will be the best way...
...to conduct our little test?
If that is your wish.
I will get you at long last, Master Chief. Now go, Pluton!
PLUTON: Guh. - Not "guh." Go destroy them!
[GROWLING]
No, not over here.
- He's over that way. He's over there! - Huh?
Don't "huh" me. Go that way.
[PLUTON GROWLING]
I need a vacation.
[GARBLED RADIO INTERFERENCE]
1337: Chief, respond please. Can you hear me? Chief? Over.
There's some strange interference.
- Hello? Can you hear me? BOY 1: We can hear you.
1337: Not you. And I thought I told you to stop following me.
BOY 1: Robot, look. - I told you I'm not a robot.
What's that?
BOY 2: Sure is a lot of junk falling from the sky today.
[ROARING]
Covenant? It's dangerous. Get out of here!
- As far as you can. BOY 1: Okay.
[ROARING]
[KIDS SCREAMING]
[1337 GRUNTING]
Chief, this... Stop it. Stop it.
[ROARING]
[SCREAMING]
BROTHER: Are you guys all right?
- Hey, look. It's big brother. BOY 2: And big sister.
Any of you know what that thing is?
It looks like he almost blew up the mountain range.
He fell from the sky. All of a sudden, he and this giant monkey started going nuts.
BROTHER: Don't worry. Your big brother is gonna take care of it.
Yeah. Well, he might be a little tougher than you think.
We don't have much choice. We'll just have to try our best.
SISTER: Yeah, you might lose.
BROTHER: Why would you say that? Give me some credit, will you?
It must have been scary. Are you sure you're okay?
I'm kind of hungry.
[LAUGHS]
BROTHER: All right, let's do this.
[GARBLED RADIO INTERFERENCE]
1337: I'm not gonna lose. No way can I lose.
I am Spartan-1337.
No one else will say it, so I will.
The fact that I never give up is one of my good points!
Hey, look. The rain stopped.
The robot's back.
1337: What's that?
BROTHER: Apparently they used to travel between the stars with that.
1337: An old UNSC frigate. Must've crash-landed.
SISTER: I hear that we were all born inside there.
BROTHER: Mama raised us all by herself.
1337: Mama?
You kids should stay behind. This is my fight.
BROTHER: Don't worry about it. We may not look it, but we're pretty tough.
SISTER: Though, we're no match for Mama.
1337: Mama, huh?
BROTHER: When we were still little she fought off a bunch...
...of bird-headed pirates by herself.
1337: That sounds like one heck of a mama.
But you know what?
I'm one heck of a mama myself.
[BROTHER & SISTER GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[1337 GRUNTING]
[ALL PANTING]
I did it.
I did it!
BROTHER: Oh, no. We'll be done for if he reaches full strength.
- We gotta stop him. - Yeah, and that's gonna be the hard part.
Less talk, more action.
Ah!
[SISTER SCREAMING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
BROTHER: This isn't good. He won't budge.
SISTER: We're totally screwed.
BROTHER: What else can we do?
1337: We're doomed.
BROTHER & SISTER: Well, don't jinx us!
1337: I'm just kidding.
We gotta do something.
Hey, what the heck is that?
BROTHER: Oh, as if he'd ever fall for that.
SISTER: He did fall for it.
1337: He did? He did. Now let's get out of here.
[ROARING]
[BEEPING]
[ROARING]
Whoa. What's happening?
[BLEEPING]
1337: No way.
Ah!
1337: Is that a Slipspace rupture?
[BEEP]
Ah!
That was Mama.
SISTER: I told you, no one was as tough as Mama.
MAN: Master Chief, radio contact has been reestablished.
MASTER CHIEF: Good. I'll try to contact 1337.
There's another Al living on this planet.
MASTER CHIEF: What? - I've lost contact with it.
But I'm pretty sure I felt it just tinkering with the Slipspace drive.
She's another Al it seems. Just like I am.
MASTER CHIEF: Why here?
- You want me to collect her? - No. Let's not do that.
It's a very old Al construct. You might say something of an antique.
- She seems... - Seems what?
Happy. If I'm understanding correctly, she seems to be happy here. Hm.
MASTER CHIEF: Hm.
BROTHER & SISTER: We're home.
MAMA: Were you playing as cavemen again? You really do like that game.
BOY 1: Mama, you're not gonna believe what happened today.
MAMA: All right, all right. You can tell me all about that later.
BROTHER: Mama, just what did you do back there?
MAMA: That's not important right now.
By the way, dinner is ready.
GIRL: I'm hungry. MAMA: I thought so.
- Now go wash your hands. KIDS: Okay.
MAMA: And clean behind your ears.
1337: Mama.
CHIEF [ON RADIO]: Can you hear me, 1337? Come in, 1337.
This is 1337. I hear you clearly, sir.
Head to the rendezvous point immediately. Rendezvous ASAP, over.
Huh? Roger that, sir, but I may run a little late!
[PLUTON GRUNTING]
[ENGLISH SDH]
PLUTON: Guh.