Hey.
Where you've been?
You were supposed to be home over an hour ago.
♪♪♪
Wh--what's going on with him?
He's been acting real funny. He's comin' home late.
He's up to something.
Go do that thing ???
and find out that some was wrong.
You mean parenting?
Well... I don't know the technical term ??? things.
Just go do it, will ya?
Honey,
we barely pay attention to him, and out of the three of them,
he's the nicest, most well-adjusted, and he gets the best grades.
If we leave him alone completely, he may be president one day.
I'm gonna go find out what he's up to
and put an end to it.
But first,
a beer.
Okay, for prom, what do you think?
Should I wear my hair down or up in a French twist?
Hmm. Well, I prefer a chignon.
But, you know, you got to be comfortable.
Besides, you'd look good even if you was wearing my grandma's wig.
Taye!
Yo.
Father in the room.
Hey, Taye, let me tell you something.
The only thing you should be kissing in this house is my ass.
What the hell you doing sitting by the trash can?
I'm just hanging out.
Oh, I-I know I told you you were garbage before,
but I didn't mean it literally.
And I thought you were going to that party.
You were all excited about it.
Well, I know.
Fir-First, I couldn't stop talking about it,
and then I couldn't stop thinking about it.
You know, how-how I'd get there,
and then, no one would talk to me, and that would make me feel even more nervous, and then,
I'd totally get one of those sweat mustaches, and then
I'd get underarm stains, and everyone would make fun of me,
and it would be the worst night of my entire life!
So what I'm hearing is,
is I don't got to pick you up at 11:00?
Honey, have you felt anxious like this before?
Oh, maybe...
a little.
Well, like when?
Like, whenever I have to get up,
and get out of bed and go to school.
And also on weekends.
Why didn't you ever mention that you felt like this before?
Oh, right, like this is all my fault.
If-if it wasn't for me, he-he'd be completely normal.
Can I just remind everyone that until he was seven,
the only thing that he ate was soft-boiled eggs?
No one's blaming anyone.
The important thing is
that we know what's going on now, and, honey...
I think we should make an appointment to see a psychiatrist.
No, no, no, Vicky.
He doesn't need to go see some fancy therapist, okay?
He needs to go out and have some fun.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You know, I-I made this sound much worse than it is.
You know me.
I'm so dramatic sometimes.
In fact, I think I'm feeling better already.
I'm just going to go to that party
and shake my groove thing.
There you go.
-All right. -Yeah.
Okay, um, how-how about we just, uh,
set up that appointment for Monday after school?
Oh, good.
I'm glad you're here.
Oh, that's new.
-I need cash. -Oh.
That's not new.
Seriously, prom's next weekend,
and I need money.
Yeah, I have to pick up my dress,
and I have to get my hair done,
and a manicure and pedicure, and a facial and a bikini wax.
Hillary, Hillary, are you going to the prom,
or are you going into the witness protection program?
Come on, okay? I need the money.
This is supposed to be the most special night of my entire life.
Don't you want me to have a good time?
Yeah, but not too good a time.
Okay? I went to the prom, all right?
I know what happens there.
Yeah, everybody gets dressed up
and dances and takes pictures.
Oh, yeah? Then, uh, what are you getting a bikini wax for, huh?
What exactly are they going to be taking pictures of?
-Oh, Daddy! -Oh, don't, "Oh, Daddy" me, okay?
It shouldn't be called prom night.
It should be called "lose your virginity night."
What?! You're crazy.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not, okay?
What, you and Taye are all back together and lovey dovey.
What, are you waiting for your big, special night?
You know, you don't know what you're talking about, okay?
I'm not losing my virginity on prom night.
Yeah, yes, you are.
-No, I'm not. -You're lying.
No, I'm not!
You know, you are so full of crap, and you know it!
-You don't know what you're talking about, okay? -I don't know what I'm talking about?
-You know, you're a liar, okay? -No, I'm not!
-You're a big liar. And I don't like it. -Oh, take that back!
No, I'm not taking it back. Just admit it that it's true.
Is that what you're gonna do?
-No, it's not, okay? -Really, that's not true?
For your information, I lost my virginity almost a month ago!
Wow! It's the, uh, moment that I've been dreading for almost 18 years.
You know, now that's it's happened, I, uh...
I-I don't feel that bad.
www.1000fr.com presents
Capture:FRM@ID Sync:mablelee
I can't believe Hillary didn't tell me about this.