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Whoa...
- It's a box fit for a king, it is. - As it should be.
We are delivering it to the King of Space himself.
A real-life king? This could be my big chance to grovel!
Ooh. Swanky dump.
Your delivery, my liege.
Now, this guy knows how to grovel.
- Yes! - At last.
The portrait of my late wife has arrived.
Careful! It's delicate!
Infinita, Queen of Space.
Not even the finest macaroni artist could capture your beauty.
Although this one did. Hang it over there!
Sorry. It's my early-onset sciatica.
Announcing His Royal Highness, the Prince of Space!
Allow me to help your elderly friend.
Wow. This absolute stud
sure made me look like a wimp, huh, Leela?
You guys straighten that together while I explain
our loyalty punch card program to His Majesty.
I still don't understand.
- Ten punches, and I get 10% off? - No, no. It's nothing like that.
Let N be the number of punches.
Leela, where were you? It's been, like, 30 minutes.
I was falling in love with the Prince of Space.
We're getting married!
I know this is very sudden, Fry.
I'll always remember the times we had
- that I haven't already forgotten. - But, but, I love you!
And I can't afford to live without you!
Futurama is brought to you by...
Windos! The toy so fun, it makes fun look like boredom!
♪ Windos, Windos ♪
♪ Wind 'em and watch 'em run ♪
♪ Windos, Windos ♪
♪ Roughly a minute of... fun ♪
Good news, Windos!
Today, we're delivering sushi to Mrs. McDougal.
Another job well done.
- Are you okay, Fry? - Eh. I'm just a little run down.
Run down? I'm sure it's nothing,
but you should see a doctor.
Run down? I'm sure it's nothing,
but you should see a doctor.
Oh, me! Right. Let's take a listen.
Dear God, no!
Pretend you didn't hear that.
Are you sure, Dr. Zoidberg?
- I mean, you're usually wrong. - Of course, I'm sure.
Fry's mainspring is nearly wound down.
Oh, dear. It must have been all that time
Fry spent cryogenically frozen.
For a thousand years, he was slowly pacing and winding down.
Welcome to the world of Windos!
It was a one-way ticket to Oldsville! Last exit before Deathburg!
I'm so sorry, Fry.
- We'll take it day-by-day. - I'd suggest minute-by-minute.
Well, don't be sad. I've had a full life.
I eated. I prayed.
I loved-ed.
- I'm at peace. - At peace? At peace?!
You selfish jerk! You're my best friend!
Promise you won't leave me!
- I can't help winding down. - That's crazy talk!
You need spiritual guidance!
You gotta help him, Reverend.
Do you have any way to calm my friend's terror of mortality?
Can religion calm the terror of mortality?
That's our home run swing!
After you wind down, you rise up!
You spread your wings and fly around Heaven forever,
- as an angel. - Really?
A-And we can do loop-de-loops?
- Well, no, not... - Loop-de-loops, you say? Huh.
- Well, maybe Fry can face death after all. - Bender, my son.
Heaven's not a actual place the way Hell is.
It's a metaphor for how the soul lives on
- in the hearts of those who love us. - Metaphor?
Isn't that just a fancy word for "steaming load"?
I wouldn't call it fancy.
Ah, Preacherbot gave me nothing!
- Can no one help me? - Well, some say there's a guru high in the...
Some say it? Let's go!
I can't go much further.
Escaping from that wind-up Yeti
used most of my remaining power.
- Fry! - Goodbye, friends.
Maybe we'll meet again in a better metaphor.
Bender, he's gone. It's over.
Never! I'm gonna give him spring-to-spring resuscitation!
Wha... What happened? Am I alive?
If you were dead, how could you ask such a dumb question?
You're as alive and stupid as ever.
You saved him, Bender! You're a hero!
Shut up, baby, I know it.
- Are you okay, robot? - Never better!
Wound up tight and full of
spring...
Goodbye, sweet jerks.
Bender! No!
Now, that's dead.
Bender saved my life, and now he's gone.
- What does it all mean? - It means life is meaningless.
Lesson learned! Let's hit the road.
No! I need answers! I'm continuing up to that guru,
no matter how long the journey... Ow!
- Are you the guru of the mountain? - For a quarter, I'm a guru.
For a nickel, you get a sticker that says you climbed the mountain.
My friend wound down and fell in a volcano.
Is that the end? Just nothingness?
I found a quarter.
Take solace, for the spirit of your friend is eternal.
It will be reincarnated in other bodies,
growing and learning as it goes...
- Some say. - Reincarnation?
That sounds like another big, steaming load.
Load? Perhaps.
Steaming? Perhaps not.
Look!
I'm back, baby! And I'm doing loop-de-loops!
Woo!
Maybe, in some weird way, the soul really is eternal.
Bite my enlightened metal ass, mortality!
I'm 40% aerodynamic!
That's not aerodynamic enough!
Eh, it's fine. He'll be something else in a minute.
Collect all 293.
And now, back to our program.
Marriage? I forbid it!
- She is a space commoner! - Whew.
That was a close one. Let's head home, honey.
No. No one is head-home-honey-ing anywhere.
What? Why?
- What? - Why?!
Because Leela's not common.
- She's brave and good and articulate. - Blah?
How can you stand in the way of true love, Your Majesty?
Space Queen Infinita would be ashamed of you.
- How dare you! - I've never been so angry and hungry.
- She needs salt. - My wife needs no seasoning!
I challenge you to a duel!
I accept. And if I win, the wedding is on.
And if I win, your head is off!
Futurama is brought to you by...
Round Wheels! The only toy car with wheels.
- ♪ Go, go, Round Wheels ♪ - ♪ Buy, buy Round Wheels ♪
- ♪ Go buy Round Wheels ♪ - ♪ Wheels sold separately ♪
♪ Roll Round Wheels, Roll, roll Round Wheels ♪
♪ Roll Round Wheels Roll, roll Round Wheels ♪
Good news, Round Wheels!
We're delivering a piece of replacement track to Saturn.
- And everybody is going. All of us! - Yay!
Except one, since only six can fit in the shipmobile.
- Well, I stayed behind last time, so... - I suggest Zoidberg.
Second!
Should we test it out?
♪ Go, go, Round Wheels ♪
♪ Buy, buy Round Wheels ♪
♪ Go buy Round Wheels ♪
♪ Wheels sold separately ♪
♪ Roll Round Wheels! ♪
- Why doesn't anybody like me? - You're depressed, you're depressing,
and you talk while we're trying to watch TV!
The high-speed chase finally came to an end
when friction caused the cars
to gradually slow down. Morbo?
In local news, countless victims have died
after viewing a mysterious video circulating online.
Let's see some of that video.
The video is invariably followed
by an equally mysterious phone call.
Scientists say anyone who answers the call
will die tragically within hours.
Can you pause it? I'm getting a call.
- No! - Amy, stop!
Hello?
Your car warranty has expired.
Press one now, whether or not you want to renew.
Yes, I'm here to pick up my extended warranty.
I have a 3:00 AM appointment.
Have you seen Amy since that creepy video
and chilling phone call?
No, but my phone's ringing.
Maybe it's her.
Yello? What?
I don't recognize the chilling voice.
Put it on speakerphone.
...am sorry to inform you your car warranty has expired.
We don't want any! What do they think, we're idiots?
Some ancient horror is picking us off one by one,
starting with the most gullible.
Who will be next?
Hermes, quit frightening me while I'm on the phone.
- Goodbye, robot! - Wait! I have a desperate idea!
We'll race after Bender, and let him lead us
to the monster's den of terror!
Hurray! Road trip to the monster's den!
Except you, Zoidberg.
Someone has to stay behind to answer the phones.
Come on! We'll pick up speed on the downhill
since we have no motors!
Woo! I'm doing loop-de-loops!
I'm not gonna make it!
- Go on without me! - That was my plan.
I'm okay!
Yes, I'm here for the free scam.
Hm... I'll have to drop it and limbo under that arm.
Sweet Subaru of Timbuktu! It's a chop shop.
Wh-Who are you?
It's me, Zoidberg.
Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid it was the villain.
I am the villain!
No. Villains have more charisma. You're just boring.
No one ever included me.
So, I included all of you, why not?
Now, I have Fry's roof rack, Amy's bumper,
and, spoiler alert, Leela's spoiler!
Help, we're trapped!
Inside Zoidberg! I'm the gas tank, by the way.
And here's my latest acquisition.
Bender's shiny metal muffler!
Bite my shiny metal... Oh, forget it.
Now, I just need a piece of you, Hermes,
and we'll all be friends together.
- Forever! - Woo! Woo!
I don't need my oil changed!
Snap in Hermes' hood, and... done!
I'll never be alone again!
Oop! Oop, hang on.
I accidentally took off my mouth.
Let me just put that back onto...
Let's hit the track, people!
Don't worry. I bought the warranty!
♪ Go, go, Round Wheels ♪
♪ Wheels sold separately ♪
♪ Roll Round Wheels! Roll, roll... ♪
And now, back to our program.
The duel of the King of Space versus the Fry of Earth
shall now commence!
Competitors, mount your lamassus!
Here you go, boy.
Mm. Thanks. That was really good.
Space shall run red with the blood of the commoner.
Nice earrings, by the way.
I volunteer to fight in Fry's place, as his champion!
The rule book does allow for a champion!
This isn't the rule book, by the way. It's a takeout menu.
I'm gonna have the pad Thai.
You can't fight for me, Leela. I'm fighting for you!
- Fry, you're really bad at fighting. - That's true.
Mm. Let the duel commence!
Roar.
I can't look! Oh, now I can.
The king smells dead! Long live the king!
Yes! We can marry at last, my love!
Sorry about murdering your father.
I, too, had a champion fight for me.
Oh, the prince!
I-I killed my true love!
No, I'm fine. Oh, you mean that guy.
♪ Rubber ducks, rubber ducks ♪
♪ The perfect toy for bath time ♪
♪ Never put live ducks in your child's tub ♪
♪ 'Cause live ducks, live ducks will peck your child's eyes out ♪
♪ So always choose rubber ducks when you are choosing ducks ♪
Boy, that was a really long delivery.
I thought we were gonna fall off the end of the water.
The water doesn't have an end, numb duck.
Haven't you ever seen a map?
Hm, I guess that looks pretty infinite. I'm convinced.
Well, I'm not! I made this map,
and whole sections were based on old legends
and random hunches.
I propose a voyage of scientific exploration!
Okay.
To the edge of the water! If there is an edge.
And if not, an agonizing death with friends!
Make way for rubber ducklings.
Oy, how long have we been at sea?
- Always! - And how far have we traveled?
With no landmarks, it's hard to say.
There's a good chance we never moved at all.
Fry, check the spyglass.
Land ho!
- What's land? - I don't know.
Yep. Mm-hmm.
Father, what is that unusual piece of land
- floating toward us? - It be invaders!
Take shelter in the fun-time beach house!
But, I see a stranger, and his bill looks gentle and kind.
Look at his eyeballs! It's the scurvy!
What strange folk. Do you come in peace?
We're still deciding.
I don't trust these land wobblers.
Let's just trade our guns for tobacco and get out of here.
Alright, rubber flockers.
Turn around and float back where you came from!
Never! Peck him until he falls down!
Stop! Stop this madness!
Kind strangers, welcome to our land.
- We call it land. - That's so interesting.
We call our land water.
- Won't you join us for a turducky dinner? - Sure. What's in it?
My name's Fry. Is that your name, too?
- No, I'm Leela. What are you doing? - Trying to gaze into your eye.
I've never seen anyone like you.
I saw a fish once, though. It was cool.
Oh, Fry. I'm falling head over heels in love with you.
Except I can't fall, and I don't have heels.
Have you gone land crazy, Fry?
In our culture, interspecies love is forbidden!
Oh, yeah? Well, in our culture,
we believe a woman's sexuality is her own decision!
- Okay, then. - But I, as an individual,
strongly disagree with that view and am deeply offended!
This means war!
War? Well, we don't have that word,
but this definitely means peace-fighting!
- Fry! - Leela Fry!
Whee! Two, three, four.
Whee! Two, three...
Rubber in the hole!
That tickles.
And thus, with a final wobble, I do fall down.
- This is the end. All is lost. - No. Our love is eternal.
It'll live on forever, even after it dies.
That's so stupid, but also sweet. Like you.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Eggulons. Collect all 11!
And now, what's left of Futurama.
I'm sorry you killed the love of your life, Leela.
It must have been horrible for you, the way your laser lance
- sliced him up like a watermelon. - It's okay, Fry.
I wasn't really in love with him. I was under a spell.
Really? A magic spell?
No! A science spell!
- Oh... - Of course...
Whee! Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
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