Cupcake.
Do you know why I've never told you you're cute?
You must have heard it so many times,
so it'd be too much for you if I also said it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So who gave you my number?
I'm not telling you.
You'll scold them if I do.
I've got a boyfriend.
Oh, really?
I'm not calling to flirt with you.
I just want to invite you on a three-day, two-night trip to Krabi.
You sound like you're from a travel agency.
I'll talk to you later. My customer's here.
- What're you doing? Selling drugs? - Good night.
Money.
Hand it to me.
Definitely worth it?
What the hell do you think? It's Sonny's, man.
- Hey. - Hey!
Hello.
Okay, buddy, it's school time.
What's your name?
Pued.
Where are your manners? Again.
- Pued, sir. - Pued?
Pued.
Listen to me, Pued, I'm squeezing your nuts...
...because I'm so tired of chasing you.
Okay, look...
I mean, there's no hard feelings.
If I'm honest, I don't give a shit about your life.
Apprehending you isn't gonna get me promoted.
It's your boss Sonny who I'm interested in.
Pued, if you help me get Sonny,
I'll let you go.
But if you don't...
You gonna cooperate?
Alright! I'll cooperate!
Say something.
What exactly?
Anything.
Again.
Button up.
I mean button your shirt up, not repeat after me.
- Hello, Captain. - Hi.
This way.
Gosh, you're sweating. How are you?
Wiroj.
Please, have a seat.
- So then? - It's finished.
{n8}THAILAND OFFICIAL PASSPORT
It's very well-made.
Why, thank you.
- Gonna count it? - Oh...
I'm just a soldier, I'm not allowed to.
So this is for you.
Thank you.
Would it be possible to speak in private?
Yes, of course.
Wiroj.
Take a walk.
Okay. It's been brought to my attention
that you've been supporting the protests. Am I right?
Young people... causing unrest in our country.
Thing is, the powers-that-be are concerned about this,
so they asked me to talk to you.
Ah, this is about that.
With all due respect, Captain,
if what these young protestors are doing
is actually causing trouble in our country,
then there's no way that I'd be supporting them.
However, it is my opinion that
what these kids are doing is actually really creative.
They gather together for just a few hours,
to express their opinions to the people in charge of the government.
And they pick up all the trash when they leave.
Okay, well, the bosses don't see it that way.
They think that the kids should focus on school, for now,
and wait until they grow up,
and then they can make the changes they want.
Everything has its own time, you know?
That's what our generation has been led to believe,
but the young ones are a lot smarter than us.
They think that if they follow what the government says,
they'll become trapped in a cycle they can't escape from.
The same one that their parents have gone through.
It's just a friendly warning.
I was simply given an order and I'm following it, alright?
And you also have a duty as a citizen, right?
Our country is currently facing a crisis. I hope you'll do the right thing.
You understand, right?
I'm only doing what I believe in, Captain.
I won't cause any trouble for our country.
It's a very scary ghost on a motorbike.
- Yeah? - The one in red rode it.
And it ran over a grandma.
- Her body was cut in half and her tongue... - Good morning.
- Hello there. - Hello, Miss.
- Come on now. I'll see you this evening. - Okay.
- Bye-bye, Papa. - Bye-bye.
Excuse me, Mr. Sonny.
Mm?
I was wondering if you have a minute to talk?
I can spare a minute, of course.
Okay, go to your classrooms.
- Uh... it's about Ben, sir. - Mm-hmm.
It's just that we've noticed that Ben has begun to...
How to put it?
Uh, well he's started to behave... quite violently, uh...
Mm.
So I wanted to speak to you about it
and see if perhaps you've noticed any changes in his behavior recently.
Nothing at all.
Uh... I mean, I haven't exactly raised him to be perfectly well-behaved, but...
I guess that sometimes he misbehaves.
Um, is it possible that he might be copying violent behavior
he's seen in movies or video games?
I don't really understand why we always feel the need
to point at video games or movies
whenever a child misbehaves or does something wrong.
I mean, if we really believe that,
well, all of Hollywood's directors' children
would've become violent serial killers.
But...
Excuse me a moment.
He-llo.
It's me, Tud.
Tud who?
Tud Titanic.
- Hey! It hurts! - Ah! Tud the Rapper.
Hello, man.
- What's up, dude? - Get off!
How can I help, buddy?
- Can you get me some stuff? - Stop! Don't do that!
- What do you want? I can get it. - No!
I want Coke, Pepsi, LSD and Fanta.
- Stop! - You'll be selling then.
- Do you have them or not? - Stop! That's enough.
Uh... let me double-check that.
I might not have the last one. I'll call you back.
Sure.
But don't use your cell phone.
Use a public phone.
Why can't I use my cell phone?
Because it has a record so the calls on it can be traced.
I'm hanging up.
TOGETHER WE ARE STRONGER
It's Tong, boss.
Hit the legs.
Go for the legs.
Yes, sir.
What's going on, Kanchit?
My men have been waiting for a few hours now,
but nothing's happened.
But my men have been gone since the morning.
- Weird. - But it's true, Kanchit.
Are you sure your men will have followed the steps correctly?
Without a shadow of a doubt.
I went over the steps again and again.
Put the money box in front of the door,
knock three times and then get lost.
Do your men need money?
Wait, you mean Noi and Bum?
I don't think so.
They've been with me for years now.
Especially Bum, he was a kid.
Never mind. We can talk about their backgrounds later.
Let's do this, Kanchit.
Meet me at the safe house tonight at 11:00 on the dot.
And don't forget,
I'm expecting you to turn up
with all of the money.
I don't care how.
You can either look for the missing package or,
just withdraw the same amount again.
But it's up to you.
Alright, at eleven o'clock tonight.
You gotta bring me all the money as agreed, okay?
Is that clear?
Samarng. Samarng.
Boss wants to see you.
You too, Deaf.
Tell me what? Come on.
Yes, boss.
The money that Bum and Noi were supposed to deliver to Tong's door,
- has gone missing. - Where did it go?
Well, if I knew where it was, then it wouldn't be missing, would it?
Uh, have you been able to reach Noi or Bum?
They're not answering my calls.
Hmm...
- Samarng. - Yes, boss.
If I asked you to deliver the money for a match fixing,
would you dare to run away with it?
If I did that,
I'd be worse than a disloyal dog.
Ah...
Answer the question.
He asked you if you'd dare to run away with it.
Well, I said if I did that I'd be worse than a disloyal dog.
- Oh, come on! You're avoiding it again. - How am I avoiding it?
Just say if you would dare do it or not.
Hey!
Ask Deaf if he'd dare do it.
He said, he might do it if it was a lot of money.
Send the first one in.
What's your full name?
Wichai Sri-iam, ma'am.
Stabbed to death?
Yes, ma'am.
By a woman.
Yep.
Okay, next.
Full name, please.
Ong-art Noichan, ma'am.
Is that a "T"?
Oh yeah, the Chan is without a 'T'.
You got hit in the back of the head, and your neck broke?
Yeah.
And by a woman too.
Toom.
So? Did someone really leave cash in your front door?
Shouldn't you be at work now?
I work from home now.
I see.
I'm seeing someone new.
And they're so hot! They work as a chef.
And lived in Australia.
Hey, Kee, come here a sec.
Hello there.
Heya.
I went to see a fortune teller, and they said that...
Kee... is gold!
My soulmate not just in this life
but in every life.
So, what are you doing today?
I'm... gonna go home, I...
I have a meeting.
You're lucky, you know that?
I mean, to be working.
All my friends have been laid off, haven't they?
Okay, I won't keep bothering you.
Enjoy playing with your bug.
And if someone leaves cash outside your door, call me, okay?
Alright, gotta go.
- See you. - See you.
Let's go.
Can I have the check, please?
That will be 95 baht.
I give them two months.
What did you say?
In two months they'll be done. That tomboy is a playboy.
FINANCE SECTION
This is a police station, not a market.
Why are you here?
To report a crime.
Huh, what crime?
It's a murder.
Do you have a queue ticket?
- If your driving skills are this... - Wow. You wanna act tough now?
You give the police trouble.
- Asshole! - Piece of shit, taking up time!
- Travel by foot! - Asshole!
- You're the asshole! - You don't know the rules!
- What?! - I said you don't know the rules!
- Why did you turn left? - That's where my fucking house is!
- What are you on about? - Bye-bye!
- I should put you in a cell! - The fuck did you just say?!
- Don't come near! - Are you dumb?
You turned the wrong way! You should know that...
Sit down, you two!
Oh!
- I'm sorry. - It's okay, don't worry.
It's all right.
Miss, aren't you going to work today?
I work from home now.
Hey, Pued.
Where have you been?
Why did you go to the cops?
I lost my ID. I was just reporting it.
Sonny wants to talk to you.
What about?
- I don't know. - Hey, I'm coming, you asshole!
Get in.
- Get in! - Fuck! Easy, man!
Hello, you're through to Ladprao Police Station.
Hello, this is Ladprao Police Station.
Hello?
What is this?
What's wrong with you?
Gotta piss.
You're scared.
Oh right, now you're scared.
Fucking idiot.
Why weren't you scared before?
When you stole his stuff?
Huh?
Where's the money that you made from selling it?
I threw it away.
Come on, man, where's the damn cash?
I threw it away, I swear.
Fuck you.
You're dead meat this time, Pued.
Oh, Pued. Seriously?
You've stolen from me again? Hmm?
- I haven't done it before. - Hm.
How many times now?
I've... done it twice.
Oh, yeah?
Make up your mind.
Is it once or twice?
I don't... remember.
Remember, I killed Pued,
not because he stole my stuff,
but because he thought I was stupid.
Mom.
How are you?
How is Papa... and Sharif?
I just got laid off by my company.
The economy's doing bad, so they had no choice.
But I'm lucky, Mom.
I got a job abroad.
It came just in time.
The money I'm sending you
is the compensation I got from the company.
Use it to take care of Papa, Sharif,
and yourself, okay?
Once I get there,
I'll get in touch with you again.
Love and miss you always,
Toom.
{n8}CRITIQUE OF MICHEL FOUCAULT
Hi! It's me, Oui.
I'm gonna be doing a review of places
where you can go to get a fake passport and visa.
And this is for somebody who needs to travel as a matter of urgency.
I'm going to show you the real one.
Here it is.
And then this is the one that I'm using.
Here it is.
What do you think?
Look at this. This is the visa here.
As you can all see, all the details on it look perfectly legitimate. This is insane.
KANCHIT MUAY THAI
ELEVATOR OUT OF SERVICE
Wait, Tua!
What now?
- See a wrench in the box? - Nah.
Oh!
Whether it's a small or big accident,
you never know when it might happen.
Get health assurance with Thanachat today
for as little as 699 baht per month.
Call us now at 02-4566678.
What do you think?
Hmm, don't you think that the audience
will think this is an advertisement for cell phones or something like that?
Hm, nah, because the super and the logo in the end credits
say it's an assurance ad.
What if... people don't finish watching it?
Yeah, but it's only 30 seconds long.
People have short attention spans.
And also, they should know in the first six seconds what the ad is for.
Um, six?
Bum and Noi must still be here.
Their motorbike is.
I think a good advertisement doesn't need a narrator.
People have to understand it without any sound.
I agree.
{n8}Should we try to watch it without the sound on?
Okay, how about this?
Let's show it to the client without the narrator.
Boss. I've found some leads.
Tell me.
Two men dressed in green walking around the safe house.
Are they Grab riders?
I thought they were to begin with, but then I saw the back of their jackets.
And? What about 'em?
There's writing on 'em, says Kanchit Muay Thai.
Hey.
You an actor?
No, I'm a rapper.
Of course, boss.
I'll call you back later today.
Shit.
Tud Titanic, man!
Hell yeah, bro, it's me.
Shit, this is awesome.
So, are you setting up some sort of boxing camp in the basement?
I've seen some guys around the building wearing the same tracksuit.
Kanchit Muay Thai, yep.
Hey, that's our bros, Noi and Bum.
Sorry, I didn't talk to them, bro.
I got no idea who they are.
They were talking to the woman in this apartment.
Who lives there?
That's Toom's place.
She's pretty cute, but she's quiet.
Shit.
I found Noi, boss.
He didn't say shit.
He's dead.
Have you seen the money?
Only the empty box.
I suppose that... Bum ran away with all the money,
after he killed Noi.
And I also think that he knows the woman who owns this place,
because Bum is quite the playboy.
He dumped Noi's body in her apartment.
Who is this woman?
Her name is Toom. She's pretty cute.
So Bum has run away with my money?
Impossible.
I raised him myself.
But it's a lot of cash, so it might be possible, boss.
Holy shit.
Hello. Where are you, Bum?
It's me, Samarng.
Looks like Bum is also dead.
Hmm.
Okay, we're pretty fucked.
Let's do this.
You two are gonna put everything back to where it was,
and get the hell out of there, before anybody sees you.
Let me think about what we're going to do next.
Sorry to make you wait.
This morning has been very busy for us.
So, it's just a visa that you're after?
For Sweden, right?
- Finland. - I see.
Finland.
Dad.
- Mm? - I think that car just picked up Pued.
No one's picking him up, son.
Pued is dead now.
Your full name?
Pramote Kaminlueang.
And you drowned?
Huh?
Was drowned, ma'am.