- Did you get to the consulate? - Yeah, um...
- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.
- Have a wonderful night. - Good night.
The bill.
- Thank you so much! - Have a wonderful night!
No idea. He didn't tell you either, huh?
He called the whole department in.
Do you think we're getting let go?
Oh, my gosh.
All right, is everyone here?
We're ready.
Okay, then.
Well, first of all I am very sorry for doing this by Zoom.
I am feeling a bit under the weather right now,
and I thought I ought to be very cautious.
As we all know,
the world economy has slowed down quite a bit over the past two years,
mainly due to the deadly disease.
And now Thailand, as well as our company,
are really in pretty bad shape.
We had reserves,
so we expected to be able to handle this problem at hand.
We handled the first waves, and tried to come up new solutions.
When everyone applied for the "Find, Pay, End" assurance package,
we believed that it was an indication of much better days.
So we were hopeful that we'd be able to regain profits
sometime next year.
However, we were knocked out when the fifth one hit us.
And that's why we're meeting.
On behalf of the board members, I'd like to say
what we have to do here pains us as much as you,
because you really are part of our family now.
We have worked side by side like brothers and sisters.
We're aware you all have contributed a lot
and that those contributions have assisted our company.
This made it very difficult for us to decide
who would be the 12 people to be...
laid off today.
The board and I discussed it, and we decided...
that you'll choose at random.
What does he mean?
- Chutt. - What's happening? I hope it's not me.
- Here. - Can you hear me?
Yes, sir.
Please shake the cup of fortune sticks and pick one as your number now.
After you've chosen one, you should pass the cup.
Got it.
It's, uh... it's very simple.
I'll call out 12 numbers.
If my number matches the number you hold in your hand,
then you have been laid off.
Sixteen.
Eight.
THANACHAT ASSURANCE COMPANY LIMITED
Thirteen.
Six.
- Fuck you! - Oh my gosh!
Nine.
{n8}EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH MONRUEDEE SARNPAN
THANACHAT ASSURANCE COMPANY LIMITED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
I think you'll be waiting a while.
{n8}ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE
{n8}Fuck, I bet.
That's why
they named it scuba.
When you get high,
it's almost like you're under the sea.
Fuck.
This is so great.
Then there's no need for scuba diving.
Don't people go to the wrong room, ma'am?
Sometimes, yeah.
Thanks a lot.
Uh, can I have a glass of milk?
Milk?
If you've got it.
Thank you, ma'am.
Um, are you an athlete?
No, ma'am. I work for an IT company.
I mostly work on a computer code writing.
And you, ma'am?
Oh, an insurance company.
Mm. You're lucky to be employed at this point.
My friend worked in insurance,
but was laid off yesterday.
Yeah.
Lucky.
Another one?
Oh, that'd be awesome.
KANCHIT MUAY THAI
- Hey, bro. - Hello there.
- Hello, hello. - Hello.
- What round? - The third round.
Let's go.
Thanks for the drinks.
Toom is my name.
Well, thank you, Toom.
Let's fight!
Thank you, Boy.
Whoa, stop!
Fight!
Fuck this!
- Two, three. - What the fuck is he doing?
Four. Get up! Fight!
Stop! One, two,
three, four...
...five. Come on, Red.
And go!
Fight!
Stop!
What the hell were you doing?
I didn't mean to, man.
Round three.
Fight!
The job has been done.
I saw it. I'm watching it live.
Someone will deliver the money first thing in the morning.
Thank you. You remember the steps?
Yes, sir.
Drop the box of cash at the door,
knock on it three times,
and then, get lost.
- Thank you, Kanchit. - Thank you, sir.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Didn't you just get laid off?
You're spending a lot.
What?
I said this wine is "Buy Two-Get One Free."
Your total is 50 baht.
KING OF STEWED BEEF NOODLE SOUP
I wanna get more ink.
{n8}Do you have room for more?
On my butt.
And what'll you get?
I heard Johnny Depp
has one that reads,
"Winona Forever."
I was...
thinking of getting mine
to say, "Teddy Forever."
And if this ends?
Are you gonna break this up?
"If," I said.
Then I'd find a boyfriend
that also had your name.
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH MONRUEDEE SARNPAN
That's it.
Can I go in deeper?
Can you take it deeper in your mouth?
Okay, it's in. It's all the way in.
Keep using your mouth...
The national flag
symbolizes the great pride that we all have in our freedom,
and how we didn't fall into the clutches of slavery.
Please stand now, as we raise the flag to our national anthem.
Get down, get down!
Hey, don't do this!
They're all our children!
These kids did nothing wrong, sir!
Arrest them!
Get down!
No, don't do this!
Oof.
Jeez, man!
I'm sorry, your package.
Okay, great.
Who is that?
Hmm. Oh.
Sup, bro?
Hey, guys.
Milli.
"Teddy Forever."
"Teddy Forever"?
Who's Teddy though?
Bro, it's my name.
But I thought it was Tud.
That's my Thai name. Teddy's my English name.
Why do you need an English name?
When I studied in Australia,
people couldn't say Tud, so I had them call me Ted.
And then that became Teddy.
Ah, I see.
Come here.
Okay.
Hello.
Who is this?
Oh, Toom. What's up girl?
Are you kidding? What is this, a riddle?
What's this about, Toom?
A lot of cash?
What, 500? 10 000? 50 000?
Hmm?
You mean someone left a million in cash at your door?
Suppose it's true,
what would you do?
If I were you,
I'd leave it where you found it.
If it were 100 or 500 baht, then I might keep it.
But a million baht? That only happens in movies.
Why do you ask?
Don't worry about it, okay?
Just a question.
Gotta run.
I'm sorry to disturb you, ma'am.
Did you happen to see a package in front of your door here?
Well? I'm waiting.
Why don't I ask again?
Did you see a package sitting in front of your door here, ma'am?
I... didn't.
One more time.
One more time and that's it.
Was a package left in front of your door this morning, ma'am?
No, it wasn't.
I have a feeling that you're not being totally honest with me.
All right, package wasn't here.
Sorry...
for bothering you early then.
If I find it in here,
someone is gonna die.
- Check the cabinets. - Got it, Bum.
KANCHIT MUAY THAI
Check under the bed too, Noi.
Okay, Bum.
Hey, don't break anything.
Hey, what the hell?!
Can I take a sniff of this?
Do you mind?
I want you to get ready.
And spread them.