[Roni] Hey, thanks for another shot. You won't be disappointed.
Yeah, something felt off about the first time.
I wanted to see you again.
Go ahead.
[sigh echoes]
[unsettling music playing]
I thought that'd be the case.
At your age, I was already a big star.
Received every award and accolade that you could get.
[tarry fabric ripping]
[exhales heavily]
Poor boy.
[panting]
[distorted echoes] Poor boy.
[panting heavily]
[Arvola laughing]
Oh, poor boy!
[unsettling music halts]
[Sakari] Did they say if the old man's okay?
[Roni] No, but I guess he is, if they just let us go like that.
POLICE
[woman] Roni and Sakari Luoto?
Linnea Kokko,
legal counsel for Mr. and Mrs. Bosch.
I suggest you come with me,
for your own good.
[frenetic electronic music playing]
ALL RUGS -70%
[Sakari] We could put a fantastic club in a place like this
with a little renovation.
[Roni] Or maybe a big one.
[Sakari] How about we start our own club, man?
With our own rules. One that looks like us.
- And... And then we can... - [playback stops]
- [woman] Go ahead, have some. - [Sakari] Thanks.
[Roni clears throat]
Mrs., uh, Borsch?
- Bosch? - [woman] Bosch. Aida Bosch-Azizi.
Bosch.
[Roni spluttering] The thing that happened last night was...
- [Roni, Sakari talking over one another] - Just hold on a minute. Now listen to me.
[man coughs]
I've decided to rent the warehouse out to you
on a very generous two-year lease
for a fee of 1,700 euros per month
to accomplish this vision of yours.
As far as Firuz is concerned,
he holds no grudge.
[emphatic cough]
And what about renovation costs?
- The place will need... - [Aida] Just wait a moment.
What do you think a person can get for free 'round here?
Set up a company and take out a loan for 20 grand.
Well, we're not opening any club at the moment.
By the way, it's a brilliant idea.
- [Roni] What will you get out of this? - Financial benefit, of course.
If we agree to this deal,
are we all square?
[Linnea clears throat]
[Aida] For technical, legal reasons,
we would want to avoid any further dealings with the authorities.
Okay.
If there's nothing legal to discuss, we appreciate it, but we're good.
But thank you. Thank you. Really. Have a nice day.
Come on.
Hey. Hold on. Hold on.
Just think a little, okay?
Come on.
They want us to launder money or something.
Focus, Sakke.
Can't pretend we know how to run a club, man.
Focus? What focus?
Focus on what, huh?
We put our focus on Arvola at first, yeah?
But we didn't make it. And Dance Fest is not gonna help us conquer the world.
- Seriously? - I have experience working in a bar.
You heard what she's offering us. This doesn't just happen every day.
The fuck do you know about running a business?
You need to hire workers, do logistics,
find out how much you need to make to survive another week,
and still have time to rehearse.
Let's calculate, okay? Let's just do the math.
Then figure out if it's gonna work.
Mom's about to kick us out.
We need to get our own place and rent it. You thought about that?
We have a staff room here that already has a shower and kitchen.
I know that that your mother is going to really like
that she'll no longer have to house the two of you.
She can be a little less ashamed of having two grown-up boys at home.
[tense music building]
[mother] Let me get this straight.
You went and rented some moldy warehouse in a dead suburb from Aida Bosch,
and now you want me to guarantee your loan?
[funky hip-hop beat playing]
That's a stupid idea.
No, it's not.
Look.
["Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa playing]
[Roni] First, we set up a company with the Bosches.
With the Bosches' 10% ownership and the guarantee from you,
we're gonna get a loan easily, and then things will start rolling.
Sure, we'll lose money at first with all the renovations and branding,
but we've done the calculations, and soon this business will run itself.
Doris will take care of the light and music equipment.
Hey! Luoto boys! [Doris laughs]
Weren't you supposed to be on a gig in Sicily?
Sicily, Athens, whatever.
- It was two days ago. - [pig snorts]
She's a hell of a freakin' DJ, and takes full control.
Andy got us those speakers there.
They're kind of old, but they should be good.
♪ Cooling by day Then at night, working up a sweat ♪
♪ Come on, girls Let's go show the guys that we know ♪
♪ How to become number one In a hot party show ♪
[mother] What about the electrical work? Don't do that yourself.
[Roni] Of course not. We'll hire a professional.
Everything will be ready in a month, and you'll finally get rid of us.
I know this has been hard on you,
but you've supported us through everything.
As a thank you,
we came up with a cool name for our club to honor you, Mom.
[Roni] Laundry.
[song halts]
Oh, get the fuck out. What am I doing?
My god.
Goddamn it, what the hell. Fuck this shit.
[contractor clears throat]
Jeez, what in God's name is all this shit?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Okay.
[Sakari] Okay. Okay?
So, did we pass?
As long as you don't use that over there, yeah.
That's about it.
You should be all right though.
[dance music playing faintly]
[Sakari] Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
[Roni] Badass, badass.
[Aida] I'm proud of you, business partners.
- All we need is some people in here. - [Aida] Yeah, it's been taken care of.
Firuz got you two an amazing deal on a billboard ad.
[Roni] Wow.
[Aida] I'll pay for it.
I want to see your club thrive just as much as you do.
- [dancer 1] Two o'clock, two o'clock. - [dancer 2] Whoa. Yeah, yeah.
- [dancer 3] No way. This place... - [dancer 2] What the fuck is this?
Wow, did the Bosches get those?
- Nah. They didn't. No. But I did. - [dancer 3] This gives you inspiration.
[Ron] Huh?
Is there anything left in the account?
Why?
So that we can pay Doris and everyone else.
[Roni] Doris and others will get paid after the first few days.
But we should be able to rehearse.
Yeah. Well, we're all ready.
Who's we?
All of us here.
What? That was the plan, wasn't it?
You serious?
[dancer 2] We should start by talking 'bout compensation...
Hey, all right.
There's been a small miscommunication between Sakke and I.
We don't really have our own crew yet.
We don't even have the money to pay ourselves, so...
[dancer 2 scoffs]
Right. Okay. Well, see you around.
[Roni] Hey, I'm really sorry about this.
I am. It would've been cool to do this with you.
But see you at the Laundry grand opening, right?
[door closes]
Friends and work don't go together, okay? And you think we have that kind of money?
We didn't need to pay anyone yet. They coulda waited.
And speaking of all that, how much were those?
We had money left over from the ad.
And did you see the list of all the billboards Firuz got us, huh?
Dude, some of these are insane. Worth a couple thousand. Just think.
We're gonna be legit.
Did you hear, Sakke?
Arvola chose this kid Nico to be in Déjà-vu.
He's really similar to you as a dancer, okay?
But he's just kinda blah.
Honestly, I don't understand why he didn't choose you.
Eh, guess I wasn't good enough.
[moody synth music playing]
[dancer] What?
Hey, what?
Yeah, where are you guys?
Okay?
Okay. By the bus. Huh?
Ha.
No, you'll find us pretty easily. Yeah, get on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're already here.
Let's go for a swim.
[dancer] Yeah, we got pizza.
[dancer] No, pizza. There's like eight boxes.
[dancer] Come on, guys.
[dancer] It's gonna get cold soon anyways.
[moody synth music continuing]
How's it feel?
[Karo] Mmm, just right.
Not good enough for Arvola, right?
Well...
You turned down the offer that every single dancer in Finland wants.
How come?
I don't know. I just can't bail on Roni.
He asked you to do that?
What? No, of course not. He doesn't even know.
Okay.
[Sakari] We've got our mutual projects now.
The timing's just not so good.
Hmm.
Yeah, so I, uh...
Been meaning to ask...
Um, would you like to...
[laughing]
[dancer] Oh my god, it's freezing! Ah!
Yeah?
Would you wanna come to the grand opening of our club?
Yeah. Of course.
You didn't have to ask.
[dancer speaking indistinctly]
[music swells, trails off]
Goddamn, we're really fucking far from the center.
Yeah, but wait till you see it.
It's so...
Mmm.
[Angelo] Okay, I trust you.
[tense electronic music playing]
Well, I see it.
[Karo speaks indistinctly]
[tense music fades, muffled dance music playing]
Hey, glad you could make it. Um, what can I get you? It's on the house.
Well, unfortunately we can't stay, but you can give us a little champagne.
We got beer.
Beer, yes.
Wow, just seeing a place like this...
reminds me of when "Boner Beats" broke.
Doesn't it? We had gigs in these kind of places.
It almost makes me miss those times.
You know, arena gigs,
they're... they're nice and everything, but you don't get the intimacy a club has.
You can totally take over the floor if you want.
Doris won't mind, I don't think.
[sharp laughter] Yeah. Yeah.
[Angelo] No offense guys, but no.
I don't perform for empty rooms anymore.
I've worked too hard for that kind of thing.
What?
These are the guys. I told you about them.
Ah, yeah!
Karo says that you guys are dancers.
Well? We're always looking for new talent. So, how about you audition for me?
[Sakari] What? Now?
- Right now then? Huh? - Come on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, let's go!
Hey, DJ. Play "Smoother."
[Sakari] Turn up the volume.
[sultry dance music playing]
♪ Can see us, can be us ♪
♪ I'm hopelessly devoted ♪
♪ I'll show ya ♪
Whoo! [Roni claps sarcastically]
A dancing monkey. Let's go!
Sorry. It's just that soullessly shaking your ass to mainstream bullshit
isn't really our style.
[music distorts, stops]
Okay.
Huh.
[tense electronic music playing]
Thanks for this.
And hey, happy opening night.
Hey, hey, hang on now. Wait. He wasn't talking about you.
The whole club thing is really stressful.
Why are you defending that asshole?
First of all, Angelo was only trying to help you out,
and second of all, we've spent hours on that "soulless ass shaking."
And it's great ass shaking. I...
All I mean is that your choreography is so good that it...
[Karo] Ugh. Yeah. Forget it.
Well, maybe everyone will come for an after-party.
How the hell could such an expensive ad campaign not work?
[tense electronic music playing]