ADAM: And the Masters of the Universe.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
I am Adam,
Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets
of Castle Grayskull.
This is Cringer, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me
the day I held aloft my magic sword
and said, "By the power of Gray skull..."
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
"...I have the power!"
(ROARING)
ADAM: Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat,
and I became He-Man,
the most powerful man in the universe.
Only three others share this secret,
our friends the Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko.
Together, we defend Castle Grayskull
from the evil forces of Skeletor.
(LAUGHS)
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
I don't care what anyone else says.
I love you, even if you are a monster.
You... Love me?
I certainly do.
You... (GASPS)
Turned into a prince!
I was a prince,
until an evil witch changed me into a monster.
(CLAPPING)
Man-E-Faces, that was a great rehearsal.
I appreciate your helping me
go over my lines of the play, Teela.
How do you like my monster disguise?
TEELA: It's really scary.
Duh, anyone here seen Orko?
I, uh...
A monster!
I'll save you, uh, Teela.
TEELA: No, Ram!
ADAM: No! Ram Man, don't!
It's me, Man-E-Faces.
TEELA: Ram Man, are you all right?
Duh, wood?
Uh, I had my...
My head set for stone. (CHUCKLING)
MAN-E-FACES: Ram Man, you broke the scenery.
How was I to know
you weren't really a monster?
Come on, you guys.
It was just a misunderstanding.
Duh, it was your fault.
My fault? It was your fault.
There's no need to argue.
After all, you two are friends.
Friends? (SCOFFS)
Not anymore.
Who needs him for a friend?
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
Ah!
This sure moves fast.
(CHUCKLING)
Almost forgot.
Skeletor doesn't want me to touch the controls.
Oh. He'll never know.
Ah!
ORKO: We've got to get Ram Man
and Man-E-Faces to be friends again.
They won't even talk to each other.
ORKO: It's heading for the palace!
We have no time to lose.
By the power of Gray skull...
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
He-Man
...I have the power!
There's only one way to stop it.
I'll turn myself into a human whirlwind.
ORKO: Go, He-Man! Go!
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
Now, for a happy landing!
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
I'd better change back to Adam
and have Man-At-Arms check out this ship.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
ORKO: Pretty fancy setup.
Yes. I wonder what its purpose is.
(GASPS)
Whoa!
A force field.
SKELETOR: All right, what's the delay?
Skeletor!
Shh. He's on the radio.
So, Skeletor is behind this.
I wonder what he's up to.
There's one way we can find out.
Fortunately, we have an actor with us.
Can you impersonate Beast Man's voice?
Why, uh...
(IMITATING BEAST MAN) You mean like this?
Good. Find out about the mission.
SKELETOR: Beast Man!
Come in, you fool! Do you hear me?
(IMITATING BEAST MAN) Uh, sorry, Skeletor.
I was busy.
What's the delay?
The automatic pilot
should have already delivered you to the location.
Just a technical problem. I'll be on my way soon.
Excuses, excuses!
I'm tired of hearing all your excuses!
Fix the problem and go! Over and out.
Yes, Skeletor.
Good work, Man-E-Faces.
I'll fix the automatic pilot
and see where this thing will take us.
But when we get there, then what do we do?
That's where Man-E-Faces comes in.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
Oh! You won't get away with this.
Do you hear me? No prison can hold me.
(GROWLS) I'll bust out of this joint
one way or another!
Thanks for the warning, but your cell is escape-proof.
All the bars are electronically controlled,
even the ones on your window.
Ah! I warn you.
When Skeletor finds out,
you will be in big trouble.
Come on, Adam.
Look at Man-E-Faces' great disguise.
What do you think?
(YAWNING)
Beast Man! Yike!
I surrender! I give up!
It's just me.
Didn't mean to scare you, Cringer.
Wherever we're going,
they're sure to think you're the real Beast Man.
I'm glad to help in anyway I can.
But I wish you didn't have to bring him along.
Duh, stop complaining.
All you ever do is complain.
(GROANING)
RAM MAN: Now, see what you did!
Me? How dare...
Quick, Adam, Teela, come here!
What is it?
We aren't going to land on Eternia. Look!
The Moon of Darkness.
Why would Skeletor want to send Beast Man there?
It's a photon blaster cannon.
And it's ready to fire!
We're done for, unless...
Unless I change into He-Man.
But Teela will see your transformation.
ADAM: I have no choice.
The photon blaster is ready to fire.
There's no way we can escape!
I can't delay any longer.
By the...
Look!
(WHIRRING)
Now the cannon is moving away.
Duh, we're saved.
Adam, you were saying what?
"By the..."
Uh, yes. By the way, Teela,
remind me to show you my great new jacket
when we get back home.
Adam... (SCOFFS)
Here we are in danger,
and all you care about is your new jacket.
Duh, the photon blaster
is aiming at Eternia is moon.
ADAM: It's shooting photon rays!
Yipe!
That mountain is near our moon colony.
We'd better go down and make sure they're all right.
We can take one of the shuttles.
You'll have to stay aboard this ship
and see where it lands.
I understand, Adam. You can depend on me.
You can keep in contact with us on this communicator.
We'd better hurry before it's too late.
Duh, how long has that colony been on the Bright Moon?
Almost 20 years.
And they've made amazing progress.
They've created an artificial atmosphere,
bringing life to what was once a dark, dead planet.
RAM MAN: Duh, just like the Moon of Darkness.
TEELA: That's right, Ram Man.
The Moon of Darkness is always positioned over Skeletor's domain.
The people who live on that moon have hard and unhappy lives.
Duh, but why would the people on the Dark Moon
want to shoot a photon ray at the Bright Moon?
That's what I want to know.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
PROFESSOR ORION: You arrived just in time.
The people of the Dark Moon
are preparing to declare war on us.
ADAM: War? But, Professor Orion,
I thought you just signed a treaty
of friendship with them.
We did. But recently,
strange events have been occurring on the Dark Moon.
"Strange events"? Like what?
We'll find out right now.
We're about to receive a message from the leader of the Dark Moon.
You and your people have betrayed our friendship.
The only answer is war!
I assure you, King Barbo,
we had nothing to do with your moon's unfortunate incidents.
"Incidents"? You call tidal waves and destruction
of our historic buildings mere incidents?
But why would we want to harm you
when we're using our science to help your people?
Ha! We have a witness
who saw your science used against us.
Well, that can't be true.
What about the solar mirror project?
There will be no solar mirror.
And so far as the treaty of friendship is concerned:.
(ALL GASPING)
Please, King Barbo,
there must be some way we can remain friends.
Friends?
From now on, we are enemies!
Duh, wow. He sure was angry.
When friends are angry,
they sometimes say things they later regret.
Like you and Man-E-Faces.
Tell me, what is this about a solar mirror?
It's the basis of our friendship treaty.
What does the mirror do?
Well,
come with me and I'll show you.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
PROFESSOR ORION: Our scientists have devoted
the past two years to building this mirror system.
It's just been completed.
RAM MAN: Wow! It sure is big!
It has to be. Its purpose is to reflect the light
from the Sun onto the Dark Moon.
The sunlight will help the people there
increase their agriculture
and bring the moon out of darkness.
Amazing. I would think they'd be all for it.
They were, until these
incidents started occurring on their moon.
Now, they think we're out to destroy them.
There's only one person who could be behind all this.
BOTH: Skeletor.
You'd better take a shuttle to the Dark Moon
in case Man-E-Faces needs your help.
Good idea. I'll leave right away.
I just hope Man-E's disguise works.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
It's getting ready to land.
I'd better hurry and put on my Beast Man face.
I wonder who I'm going to meet.
Well, Beast Man,
it's about time you got here!
Evil-Lyn!
Why do you seem so surprised?
(IMITATING BEAST MAN) Uh, well, I...
I just didn't expect to see you here.
What are you talking about?
We're all here!
Yeah. Come on, Beast Man. We've got lots of work to do.
Skeletor wants us to cause even more destruction.
Ah, there must be no chance of peace
between Eternia is two moons. (CHUCKLING)
Good. Good.
Have you, uh, decided
when the destruction is to begin?
As soon as we get word from Skeletor.
SKELETOR: Good timing, Beast Man.
We must proceed with our plans ahead of schedule.
Why is that?
Don't interrupt!
I have received word that that troublemaker Adam
has arrived on the Bright Moon
and is attempting to bring peace!
The nerve of him!
What do you want us to do, Skeletor?
You must use all your powers to bring misery
and despair to the people of the Dark Moon.
I want war!
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
I've got to get word to Skeletor
that Man-E-Faces is pretending to be me.
(GROWLING)
Prince Adam said all the bars
are electronically controlled.
If I can cut those power lines,
I can escape.
It'll be easy.
I'll use my ability to control wild animals.
Hear me,
beast of mighty wings.
Do as I command.
(SCREECHING)
Ah! It worked!
The bars are released.
(CHUCKLING)
(SCREECHING)
Take me to Skeletor!
King Barbo, you must reconsider
your decision to declare war.
I promise to find out who's really behind the destruction.
KING BARBO: Well, out of respect for your parents,
who have been kind to me,
I will grant you 24 hours to check out your theory.
Thank you, Your Highness. I won't let you down.
Good luck, Prince Adam.
Gee, King Barbo seems like a nice guy after all.
I sure hope he makes up
with the people of the Bright Moon.
And I hope you'll do the same with Man-E-Faces.
We'll land near the Dark Moon colony.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
EVIL-LYN: There's the Dark Moon colony.
We'd better hurry and do our dirty work.
Uh, you can bring me up to date
on what you've done so far.
I used my power over the ocean
to bring a tidal wave, ruining their crops.
(CHUCKLING) I whipped a couple of their buildings to pieces.
(LAUGHING)
I bit down the supports to the colony's main bridge.
(CHUCKLING)
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
And King Barbo thinks
the people of the Bright Moon did it all!
(LAUGHING)
How did you get him to think that?
I was a witness. I turned myself into a...
Peasant girl. And told the king
I saw the Bright Moon people do the destruction.
(LAUGHING)
And that dope fell for it!
(ALL LAUGHING)
I'd better warn the others.
(EXCLAIMS)
Take a bow, Man-E-Faces,
because your acting days are over! (CHUCKLING)
Uh-oh.
Looks like Man-E-Faces is in trouble.
Duh, we've got to save him.
He's my...
He's my friend.
Stop!
Ram Man could get hurt.
I'd better change into He-Man.
By the power of Gray skull...
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
He-Man
...I have the power!
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
So, you tried to trick us.
You'll regret it!
Duh, you'd better not touch him.
Ha! I'll use my magic rays
to transform both of you into moon rocks!
HE-MAN: Oh, no, you won't.
He-Man!
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
It'll take awhile
for Evil-Lyn's magic to wear off, Mer-Man.
I hope the rest of you will leave the moon in peace.
Forget it, He-Man! Keep He-Man busy.
Trap Jaw and I have work to do elsewhere.
(GROWLING)
I am going to shake you up.
(LAUGHING)
HE-MAN: A rock slide!
Duh, oh, no!
Good work, Whiplash.
That's the last we'll see of He-Man.
You two are going on a trip.
Okay, Ram Man, knock this rock back to Eternia.
Thanks for saving me, Rammy.
Duh, it was nothing, Manny.
I'd better take care of Skeletor.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
SKELETOR: There! The photon blaster
is aimed directly at the Bright Moon's solar mirror.
Now, I can destroy it!
That'll stop their peace treaty.
HE-MAN: We'll see about that.
He-Man!
I thought I'd put the jump on your blaster.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
You two are all wet.
You won't get away with this, He-Man!
Now, to finish off the photon blaster.
(GRUNTING)
That just about ties it up. Now, let's set it off.
CHORUS: (SINGING) He-Man
Here's to peace.
And here is to He-Man.
Well, I'm happy you two made up.
We're never going to fight again.
Duh, I think Man-E-Faces
is the best pal a person could have.
No, I think you're the best pal a person could have.
No, you are.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Today, you saw what happened
when Ram Man and I got into an argument.
It almost ruined our friendship.
Duh, I'm sure happy we're pals again.
When people lose their temper,
they often say things they later regret.
So, if you get angry, be careful
you don't say something you really don't mean,
something you'll be sorry about later.
I'm glad we made up,
'cause now we're better friends than ever.
Right, Manny? Right, Rammy!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)