♪
Alright, name for sign out?
Anita Berger.
Anita...
Have a good one.
Thank you very much.
Wait. What the hell? Does this mean that...
Zoe?
You just purposely gave Larry a fake ID and a fake name.
You're a real life actual face is on their camera
taking this bag.
You can't look like this anymore!
- [dramatic music] - [both screaming]
What are you doing?! Why is it taking so long?!
Cut the hair!
Cut it!
[both screaming]
♪
- [Sophie] Hey there. - Oh hey, Soph.
Looks like someone's getting some attention this morning?
Oh, yeah, it's just the hair.
Yeah, I uh, kinda like it.
♪
Oh, my god. How long does this take?
Once I was on hold for like three hours.
Three hours? I would have just hung up.
[police officer] Thank you for holding.
[deep voice] - Yeah, no problem.
[police officer] Uh, so the item you're inquiring about
is under active investigation and we can't give out
any further information at this time.
[deep voice] K, cool, thanks.
[police officer] What did you say your name was?
Oh!
That could have gone better.
[fake crying]
Ok. Ok.
So, they're taking things super seriously,
which means it'll probably take them three days
to find Sally's friends from the cards... maybe less.
And if the theatre nerds squeal on Sally...
Which, between 20 of them, somebody will.
They'd squeal in one day.
So, we have to deal with things this week.
We can't control if the cops find Sally's friends
or if they tell on Sally,
but we can stop everything at Sally.
Ok. How?
If Sally feels like we're friends,
like, ride or die friends,
she'd have no reason to tell on us.
We have to make Sally our best friend.
Ok. We have to reprint that lost order though.
Ugh! Fucking Sally!
♪
[door closes]
Where you been all night?
Uh, I was hanging out with Zoe.
Then why do you look so tired?
We stayed up all night, just talking.
Have you been checking your texts?
No.
[sighs] Your mom's been texting a lot.
All this traveling is hard on her.
You need to respond.
Yeah, right.
This is about your future.
I know.
Respond to your mother.
Ok. Ok.
Ok, Sally, all 20 IDs, reprinted.
Awesome.
We are gonna stand right here and watch you deliver them all.
Little mama bears.
I get it. I love it.
I bought a ticket for the matinée.
[laughs]
And these are "sorry for the delay" fake Mormark cards, ok?
Everyone get's one.
Very cool.
And, um, like everything's ok and dealt with
with the whole like ID mix-up thing?
Oh, no of course. Yeah, it's all figured out.
Honest mistake, buddy.
[squeals] Girls!
I wish I could have tackled her earlier.
You'll see.
[laughing] Oh! Yes!! Totally chill!!!
It's so cool.
So, just deliver those, um,
and we will take care of everything else working, ok?
[chuckling]
You got it!
Sally, hey. You got it?
Thank you so much for not killing her.
One major crime at a time, Zoe.
[cell phone chimes]
What the fuck?!
Hey, babe.
Babe?
What's up?
What's up? Why are you making out with someone?
I mean, we didn't have rules, right?
No.
Yeah, so do you want to start setting up rules now?
I mean, you're technically still dating Clem.
No! Just..
No. I just, I don't know.
That made me feel weird watching you kiss someone else.
I'm sorry. I just didn't think you'd care.
You don't seem like someone who cares, like, in general.
Wow. Ok, uh...
Did I say something wrong?
No.
Babe, you're making your chipmunk face.
No!
Ken, you don't know my faces, ok?
That's...
I don't know. That just made me feel gross.
I feel gross now. Ok. Just forget it.
Babe, come on.
No, this was all a mistake. We're done.
You're a little quiet today.
I'm stressed out of my head.
I know. How did Sophie sell so many IDs?
Have you seen her face?
I'm stressed out about Sally.
Well sleepovers are the best way to-
No, there has to be a quicker way than this.
She's a very nice girl.
Are you, are you for...
Coming in hot. Hey-oh!
[sing-songy] I've got your dinner, girls.
Ew.
Struck a nerve. Ok. Fair enough.
All these are Sophie, huh?
What about that other girl?
The singing kid, how's she doing?
Uh, good. Yeah, good.
Yeah? How many?
She sold another 20.
It's all mixed up in this batch.
Dank. Dank. You got my pay?
Yep.
[clears throat]
You know, Zuckerberg says you gotta be a great boss.
You know, to stop your people from using your bandwidth
to search for another job.
Um, ok.
I say this because I think we've all enjoyed
all this quality time we've been spending together.
But, it would seem as those you kids have proven yourselves
to be, well, pretty much trustful. So...
Ba ba! Spare keys!
Only use the residential door.
Do not be seen and if you get in any trouble,
call me first.
Cool.
For christ sake, Becca. Stop buying furniture.
I told you.
Just making it cozier!
You guys are here temporarily, remember?
I'm already looking into a smaller spot by the water.
I know a guy's cousin.
How tempting.
Rebecca.
Ok, sorry, Dad.
Woah! No.
No, do not call me your father.
We don't. We call you dad.
Stop.
You're literally saved on my phone.
There is so much wrong with that.
That's a nice haircut.
Oh, thanks, Dad.
Stop ok, and stop decorating!
I am moving you kids out of here at the end of the month.
This is literally why we call you dad.
You sound like my dad.
Fuck it.
Enjoy your dinner.
- Thanks, Dad! - Fuck off!
- Bye, Dad. - Bye, Dad.
[medieval tune plays] ♪
[Irish accent] "Write loyal cantons of contemned love
"And sing them loud even in the dead of night."
Sally, um... why do you have an accent?
Um, I...
I just find it's really hard to do it without one, you know?
Right. It's great. It's, uh...
It's powerful.
[Irish accent] "Halloo your name to the reverberate hills
"And make the babbling gossip of the air, Cry out ‘Olivia'!"
♪
Whoosh, blam!
Whoosh, blam, ping!
Uh, whoosh, blam, ping, I...
Whoosh, blam, ping, uh...
[laughing]
Um, oh...
[laughing]
♪ Take a pair of sparkling eyes, ♪
♪ Hidden, ever and anon, ♪
♪ In a merciful eclipse ♪
♪ Do not heed their mild surprise ♪
♪ Having passed the Rubicon, ♪
♪ Take a pair of rosy lips; ♪
♪ Take a pair of sparkling eyes... ♪
Don't.
It's catchy.
I was there.
Fuck!
You can't take it out until the second beep.
I know what I did.
- Ok, fine. - [Becca sighs]
I'm sorry. I know that it's hard once you're tired,
but I asked Tryst to rush an order for another printer.
I can't work. Ok, I'm exhausted.
Yeah, I know. I'm actually tired too.
Sophie keeps delivering
but we're worried about fucking Sally selling us out?
How did we get here? How is this my life?
Ok, just calm down.
How do you forget a bag of illegal merchandise
on a public bus?
Ok, how stupid do you have to be?
Don't be mean.
Don't be mean?
We're getting fucked because of your dealer.
- No, she's our dealer. - Sophie is my dealer.
No, it's one team. That's what you said.
Look...
We can't just be fake friends with Sally
and wait for the cops to show up.
We need extra protection.
Fine. What are you thinking?
- It's pretty good. - Thanks.
Z you did most of the research
and would be like the smallest punishment possible.
It's really only in case, you know...
Worst case scenario, yeah. In case they catch me.
Question you.
Just memorize it. The truth, of course.
Ok. Uh...
[reading] Got the idea from the TV and looked up on the internet
how to make prototypes with my own printer...
Ok.
[reading] I knew it was wrong... I knew it was wrong.
It's a little dry.
It's well-written.
Why can't we just blame the Phantom?
Who is the Phantom, Sally?!
The Phantom of the Opera.
It's who I called the mysterious guy who makes the fakes.
[laughs] Oh!
Just memorize the script.
[exhales]
Can I just change the phrasing?
Fuck no.
It's awkward phrasing.
No, you can't change the phrasing.
It just doesn't roll off the tongue.
Memorize the script!
B...
- Sally. - Your phone.
I know, I know. My phone!
[cell phone vibrating]
[calm voice] I... have to go.
Is it your mom?
She's home.
Um, I need you to...
Yeah, no, I will stay with Sally.
Ok.
Hey, I can do it. So can you.
Rebecca.
Where's my hug?
Hi.
I see you're surprised to see me.
Maybe should check the family group chat once in a while.
- I'm sorry. - Don't interrupt.
Ok.
And apparently you haven't contacted
Dr. Lau or Dr. Law, Harvard and Yale?
- I don't want to cheat. - We are not cheating.
We're talking to the Deans to ask about prerequisites
so we can plan properly for the future.
Do I have to email them for you?
- No, you don't. - I said don't interrupt.
I've been busy.
You've been busy?
With what, Rebecca? What have you been doing?
Maybe I've been doing stuff
but you'd only notice if you were actually home more.
I'm sorry.
[scoffs]
Hey.
I heard you talked your way out of dinner.
Yeah.
What is all this?
Do you know gaming is a waste of time?
[chuckles]
Did you know Mom was coming home today?
Yes.
She said she was taking a quick layover for the night.
Obviously you haven't been checking your phone.
Oh and also,
um, climate change is increasing every year.
That's interesting.
And what will be your viewpoint on that?
I guess, um, I'm kind of just hoping to...
Hey, remember? Breathe.
I'm going to...
That's it.
I'm going to be focusing primarily
on gas and coal emissions.
Very nice. Streamlined.
Sounds promising. [small laugh]
No.
Can I be excused from the table?
No.
What kind of daughter wants to leave her family?
Just sit.
[phone ringing]
- B? - Hey.
Say hello to Singapore. Or Korea. Or wherever.
You were saying before that you've been busy.
I'm not wasting my life.
I didn't say you were.
You don't have to.
Even though you don't even know me.
[phone chimes]
I know I'm hard on you.
But the truth is, you can take it.
And that's a good thing.
The world will be hard on you.
It will always be hard on you.
Just as it's gonna be hard on Isabell.
Strong women like us, who look like us.
It's unfair and it's a balance.
But you can do it.
I don't... I can't.
[phone buzzes]
Don't cry, Rebecca.
Do not cry.
Breathe.
[exhales]
[phone buzzes]
I need to go.
- Give me some good fucking news. - It was not good.
- You had one job. - Ok, don't yell at me.
How hard is it for you to make her memorize a script?
It is hard when you're trying to be her friend.
Fuck being friends with Sally!
Ok, Sally. Let's cut the shit.
Do you realize that we're so fucking fucked?
What? No.
We can do this little dance but time is running out.
Criminal code section 366(1), you broke the law.
The cops have the IDs that you lost
and when they find your friends they will rat you out.
No, they're not like that.
Ok, Sally, we're like literally talking about the police.
Like we're literally talking about hauling teenage kids
into the police station and questioning you.
Me?
Luckily, you're a minor.
Best case scenario, a fine and a lecture.
Worst case scenario?
Probation.
Juvy.
Permanent record shit.
Goodbye respect, goodbye college, goodbye life.
[crying] I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
Ok!
Rebecca! Rebecca! Rebecca! Becca!
Just stop!
I don't need you to be sorry.
I need you to get it together, Sally!
Mm.
[crying]
Stop crying! Stop crying!
Stop!!
[screaming]
[knocking]
Can we see Sally for a moment?
♪
I handled it.
Don't be mad at me because you weren't strong enough
to handle it yourself.
Wait, you thought that was strong?
That was mean.
You are very mean,
you know your gut instinct
is to be a total fucking asshole, right?
I am so...
♪
Fuck you.
I am a good friend,
so I know that you're only saying
these awful things right now because you are reeling
from your shitty mom visiting!
Do you want a reality check? Fine.
My mom loves me
and it's something that I've never had to doubt.
Your bitch mom will never love you the way you want
because you are a waste of space.
You are gonna eat, you're gonna drink and die
and no one will ever give a shit about you
because no matter how hard you try,
nobody actually notices you.
Fu-
[typing on keyboard]
Oh hey, there he is.
Trystan in the house.
That a new shirt?
Oh, I left your cut on the kitchen table.
Oh, my god, yes.
Please, grab some bars and some coffee.
Oh, definitely get some coffee.
I just bought the new Haden ultra drip.
Mm! So good!
- Yum, yum, yum... - Oh, so good. Yeah.
Help yourself to anything that you need.
Good choice.
You look great, by the way.
Thank you so much for stopping by.
Yeah, oh my god, come by anytime.
Have a good one. So good to see you.
- Bye. - Bye, Tryst.
[yelling at each other]
Hey, can you clean up your shit on your way out this time?
Get out, I'm not fucking kidding.
[heavy breathing]
[door slams]
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[sobbing]
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[sobbing]
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