Pledges, take note.
This is what Omega Kappa Beta material fucking looks like.
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Eric fucking Walker!
- Damn. - Yeah!
Yeah!
That is what I'm talking about, all right?
Who's up next?
Man, I fucking got you, bro.
- Hell yeah. - I fucking got you.
Hell yeah, bro.
Just don't blow any chunks on me.
Hey, man!
Damn, bro.
So... so you good?
- First week been good? - Yeah, so far, so good.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Listen, you need anything at all,
you fucking come to me, okay?
- I'll take care of it. - Do you know what I need?
- What? - That.
He definitely doesn't need it.
- Cheers. - Cheers, dude.
♪ Gucci ♪
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Dude, wait.
Yo... just, like, open your eyes as wide as you can.
Open... open 'em as wide as you can.
I'm trying.
What the fuck?
Look at this guy.
Wait, so y'all are... y'all are roommates?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Where are you from? - Houston.
Oh, word. We got a lot of Houston boys up in here.
Yep.
Lizards are... crazy, man.
It's like a dragon or some shit.
That's fucking Caspian.
He is my emotional support animal.
Don't fucking laugh, bro.
Oh, no, no, no.
That lizard knows me better than anybody, man.
I've had him for, like, 13 years.
I don't need to tell you Omega's the only frat
you should even be considering rushing right?
- Preach. - My brothers always got my back.
I know that shit in my heart.
It's Omega Kappa Beta for life, baby.
And you know panties always drop for the Omega.
- Ay! - All right, all right.
Yo, shut the fuck up. Okay, okay.
All right, you're not gonna sit here, man,
and fucking smoke my weed and drink my booze
without telling me about you banging your teacher, man.
What?
You didn't think I wasn't gonna tell him that
a fucking legend was pledging?
Come on. Okay, Let me... let me get this straight.
You nailed a hot...
- Mm, the hottest. - The fucking hottest teacher
while you were her student?
You hooked up with your teacher?
Yes, bro, like, multiple times,
and then... bang... Sent her ass to jail,
like a fucking savage.
Holy shit.
Yeah, bro, didn't she, like, suck you off
in the janitors' closet or something?
- How old was she? - She got perky tits?
Perky tits or, like, older titties?
You know, titties taking a nap.
Come on, bro. Come on, man.
You gotta give us some details, bro.
We're starving, man.
No, man, come on. I'm good.
This is the best shit I've ever heard in my life.
I bow down to you, bro.
Dude, we all bow down to you, Eric.
Come on, it's fucking awesome.
Just enlighten me, man. Okay?
Did she have, like, a full... full bush
or just, like, a little itty-bitty landing strip?
- Shit, yes, that. - All right, just cool it.
Yo, chill. Chill. He doesn't wanna answer the question.
- Leave him alone. - Maybe he does. Maybe he does.
Landing strip.
God!
Some real Omega shit, right there, y'all.
- Are you kidding me? - He's a psycho, man.
- You're a champ. He's a champ. - Get in there, bro.
Do it, man. Hell yeah.
Yes! Go, go, go!
- Goddamn legend. - Future Omega right here!
♪ Still fight and I don't know why ♪
♪ If our love is tragedy ♪
♪ Why are you my remedy? ♪
♪ If our love's insanity ♪
♪ Why are you my clarity? ♪
Oh, my God!
No way.
What?
Shut up.
No, what? Tell me.
It's fucking astounding. That's what.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, amazing.
Okay, just give me a second.
And then... just you wait, mister.
How's that?
Yeah, it's nice.
I know who you are.
Yeah. My name's Eric.
I told you at the party.
No.
No, I mean,
I know about you and your teacher.
I went to Mayfield, and it was, like, a huge deal there.
I saw you at the party, and I was like, "Holy shit, it's him."
Did she teach you to do what you just did?
Yeah.
She taught me a whole lot of other stuff too.
You wanna see?
Thank you.
- All right. - Hell yeah.
Yeah, buddy.
Little hair of the dog.
Cheers to a great night.
Mm, so I don't think Logan's gonna rush at Cornell.
What?
I guess they made him crawl around on all fours
in front of the Delta Phi girls, and he fucking cried.
Oh, my God.
He called me last night.
He tried to play it off all cool, like,
"Yeah, you know, I just decided that
I'm not really that into it anymore."
You talk to him lately?
No. No, not since school started.
Oh, shit. Well, you should call him, you know,
set his ass straight.
- Oh, for sure. - This brisket's so good.
Hey, so you and that teacher, you guys stay in touch?
- Nah. - No?
It's fucked up how hard they came down on her, man.
You know, it's not like she... I don't know.
It's not like she, like, took advantage of you
or some shit.
That's what I said.
You know, it's what I've been saying.
Yeah, you know, plus, I met her.
She was... she was cool, you know.
So what? She's a little older than you.
You liked her. She liked you.
It's not a fucking crime.
They got her sitting in, like, some federal prison or some shit?
County jail.
Oh, dude, that's... that's fucked.
Dude, you don't even know.
No, she had to take a plea deal.
She might not had to have gone in at all
if we hadn't... well, if...
If I hadn't convinced her to, like, skip town
for just us.
Um, but... I don't know. It was messed up, dude.
So stupid, you know?
Like...
Prosecutor came down pretty hard on her.
So...
Oh, you know, man,
you can't control that kind of thing, man.
- You know? - Yeah.
Like, people just wanna worry about shit that...
That they shouldn't be worrying about, you know?
- Yeah. - It's like... it's like,
"Worry about fucking Syria
or, like, dog meat in China," right?
- Yeah. - Puppy meat in China.
Fuck. This shit...
Yeah.
Honestly, man, I just try not to even think about it.
You want another beer?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- Yeah, thanks. - Maybe two more beers?
All right.
Grab two more of these.
- All right. - Thank you.
_
- Are you done? - Yeah.
- Are you done? - Oh. Uh, yeah.
All right, if you guys are done, you can clear your plates.
After I do this, can I have some iPad time?
Um, yes, you can have 20 minutes of iPad time,
but together.
Yes, share it.
Phil, don't forget your water
or milk or whatever is in there.
So Cody's been looking out for you?
Yeah. He's been great, really has.
And he's gonna be my "big brother"
for Omega Kappa Beta.
Awesome group of guys.
I'm glad things are going so well.
Yeah, they really are.
You start going to counseling?
- Eric? - Mom, can you not?
Come on. We talked about it.
You were gonna go when school started.
They have a great counseling program there,
and it's free.
I just think this isn't something that...
I don't know how many times I have to ask you to please,
please don't bring this up anymore. Please.
Sweetheart, what happened to you is not something
- that you can just handle... - Look, I didn't go through anything.
I...
I'm just gonna say one thing.
- Okay, Mom, look... - No, you just...
- Listen to me. - Look, I'm really okay.
- I need you to know... - It's not...
- That I am here. - I'm having a great time.
And when she gets out, you're gonna need somebody to talk to.
W... what do you mean?
Prosecutor called.
She's getting released in a couple days.
Okay. All right.
- Honey, I'm so... - Okay. Jesus Christ.
Mom, look, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
You know what? I actually gotta go, all right?
- I've got a paper due in the morning. - Eric, don't do that.
- Come on, stay. - No. I just... I gotta go.
I really gotta get back.
Thanks for dinner.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey, come in.
I'm really glad you texted.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
I owe you an apology.
I told my friends about us hooking up,
and they said it was really insensitive of me
to bring up the whole teacher-student thing.
- And... - Oh, no.
- It... it... it's fine. - No.
No, I feel like an asshole. Like, I... I told my therapist
about it, and she said that we can build intimacy
without even having sex,
like eye contact or cuddling, you know.
Like, you must have such a weird relationship with sex.
No. No, it's... I... I don't.
No, I mean, you're a survivor and stuff, and I'm a feminist.
And I think that I should be an ally
to all survivors, so I want you to know
that I'm here for you. So whatever you need
and however you wanna feel comfortable and safe,
- that's what we're gonna do. - Okay.
- So you're safe with me. - All right, thank you. All right?
But I don't need to go slow, though. Okay? I'm good.
Okay. I... I wanna go slow, though.
Um, but we already had sex.
I know, but now I wanna go slow.
So why the hell am I here?
Because you texted me.
Yeah, I texted you, "You up?"
That means "let's fuck," not whatever bullshit this is.
Walker, perfect timing, bro!
- Yo, what's up, dudes? - What's up, baby?
I should have texted before I came over.
Are you kidding? Bro, you are always welcome here.
- You want a roadie? - Yeah. You all going somewhere?
Oh, yeah!
- Are we going somewhere? - You're going to see.
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Hell yeah!
- All right, who's up? - What? Up for what?
Ride the rack, baby!
Yo, no fucking way, man.
Rush, get your ass up there!
Fuck it.
Whoo!
Hold on.
Yeah, baby!
Yo, fucking faster!
Whoo-hoo!
- Fucking faster! - Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
Oh, shit!
- No! No, no, no! - Oh, no!
Fuck this!
Okay, dude.
Oh, shit! Eric!
Shit!
Dude! Eric, dude!
You okay?
I think... I think so.
Okay.
Oh, dude!
Oh, my God, dude.
Holy fucking shit.
Yeah!
- Oh, my God. - Holy shit.
You gave me a fucking heart attack.
- Hell yes! - God.
Holy shit, dude.
- Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah.
Yeah, I think I'm okay.
- Hell yeah! - He's a fucking maniac!
That was incredible.
Oh, my God, dude, I was so fucking scared.
You're the champ. He's the fucking champ!
Oh, your face is fucked, dude.
Welcome to Omega Kappa Beta,
men of Omega Kappa Beta.
We all have different strengths and abilities,
and tonight, we come together as brothers.
The men that you're here with tonight
are the same men that will stand with you at your wedding
and the men that will carry you to your grave.
Your big brothers will now greet you in the bonds
of Omega Kappa Beta.
Ryan Johnson, please come forward.
Welcome to Omega Kappa Beta.
Eric Walker, please step forward.
Welcome to Omega Kappa Beta.
Your life begins now, little brother.
You good?
Yeah.
Pledges, you may remove your blindfolds.
Now tonight, you have the distinct honor
and privilege of meeting
our esteemed guest, Karen.
All right, boys.
Karen is a very special and beautiful friend
of the Omega Kappa Beta family.
We love Karen, right?
We treasure Karen.
None of you fucks better touch Karen,
but you all better fucking tip her.
Okay? I told you little butt bitches to bring some cash.
50 bucks should do.
Jar's at the front. You got that?
Fuckin' awesome.
- Karen, they're all yours. - Whoo!
Are you boys ready to get started?
♪ All you ladies pop your pussy like this ♪
♪ Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss ♪
- ♪ Do it, do it ♪ - I love it.
♪ Do it, do it, do it now ♪
♪ Lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should ♪
- Oh, my God! - ♪ My neck, my back ♪
♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
♪ My neck, my back ♪
♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
Oh, yeah!
♪ My neck, my back ♪
♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
♪ My neck, my back ♪
♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
♪ My neck, my back ♪
♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪
♪ First, you gotta put your neck into it ♪
♪ Don't stop, just do it, do it ♪
♪ Then you roll your tongue ♪
♪ From the crack, back to the front ♪
- ♪ Then you suck it all ♪ - Come on, boys!
No! No! No!
If you ain't hard, I don't know what you are!
- Who's Eric? - Hey, get up, newbie!
He's right there.
There he is!
Now you're in trouble, buddy!
I heard you were a naughty, naughty student.
Nice! Whoo!
Time for detention.
Oh!
You keep getting
all of those Ds.
Don't you want some of this A?
I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
- I'm good. - Eric! Eric!
- You're not teacher's pet? - I'm good.
Eric! Eric! Eric! Eric!
Can you stop?
Just fucking stop!
Who's next?
Eric! Hey. Where you going, man?
Hey.
Where are you going, man? What's up?
I'm sorry, man. Sorry.
Um, I, uh...
I just... I gotta get... I gotta get back.
Dude, it's just a stupid tradition.
Don't let that shit bother you. Karen fucks with everybody.
You should have seen what she did to me.
I just don't wanna do this.
You don't wanna do what? This?
You don't have to do this if you don't want to.
No, any of this.
What do you mean?
- Eric, wa... wait. - I'm sorry.
Hold up a sec. Let's just talk about it.
Eric.
Hey. You're, uh, Ryan's roommate?
Yeah.
Eric.
Micah.
Shitty night?
Yeah.
Same.
Uh, my roommate's hooking up with some girl,
so can't go in there for a while.
- Sucks. - Yeah.
I was... thinking about doing these
to pass the time.
Are those mushrooms?
'Shroom?
Fuck it.
We are deep inside
and fully implicated in...
every single thing.
One being in relation to
a myriad of beings and to the whole.
You are the sky.
You are the moon...
and the stars...
and so am I.
So is Claire.
I miss her.
I miss her so much.
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